D-class: Hey foundation, it has been a year! Foundation agent: Relax, drink some water. *drinks water* D-class: Ok- now as i was saying...what was i saying? Foundation agent: We were talking about you being here for 3 months now. D-class: oh
He can't see what the other dude is doing. If the dude just gave up on respecting blink time, which was highly likely when he was going on his breakdown, they would both got killed.
D-Classes: **Having an ethical and existential dilemma while on the brink of death** Foundation security: **Grabs popcorn instead of opening the doors and getting the two of them the hell out of there**
plot twist : *scps are supposed to save d classes by killing them so they wont have to suffer with the scientists which made the d classes suffer or smth* 🙄🙄
HOLY SHIT! I can't believe they died! Even though they could totally have survived this! Letting alone the question why they dont use Clearning-Drones AND the Question why the 2 after 1 Death did not get help by someone outside monitoring them, even then the Question remains why the heck the not-crazy Guy didnt just blinked! He could have known the other one was still looking dammit!! I'm so triggered by these idiots!
Honestly though, they keep on throwing D class to die to it for no apparent reason. It's not like they learn anything new about it. It makes you wonder who are the real monsters in the facility.
Bro so that means that this was created in the 1900's because spray paint didnt exist in stone age, medevial, or before the year i just said Edit: so that actually means if this was created in somewhere beore that year, without the spray paint... What were the five fools making? A peanut shaped statue? And noone said that if you blink it kills them unless there was a sixth person or the fifth person did give something
Don't think the statue would break it's own rules, simply because someone found a solution around the problem. It's not supposed to move when others are looking at it. One eye or not, the subject would still be looking at it.
My favorite version of this story has an ending where the guy blinks and the statue spares him, knowing as it's only task is to cause pain, killing him would be a grace, and sparing him would be crueler.
Yeah I didn't get this animation at all, also blinking only takes a fraction of a second. It's almost impossible that they both blinked at the same time at the end???
@@wigglytough5745 at 9:32 we can see that the other guy is still closing his eyes probably because of how long he need to hold it before and also to wipe his tears off
" In the howling temple of the black moon's light, Five brave fools came in the night, The first gave flesh, The second gave stone, The third gave the power to move when alone, The fourth gave life, and the power to think, The fifth gave nothing, for he paused, and he *blinked* " I absolutely love this.
Honestly, if I was D-class personal I would do that too. Better to die quickly, painlessly and predictably then to be tortured or taken to another dimension of god knows what.
@@chava7263 He's locked in there. He's D-Class, Class Disposable, death row prison inmates volunteered to work here. He could go over and slap the other guy to make him blink first but it could cause a fight or something that could take their attention away, better to sneak near the door and bang on it for help.
"In the howling temple of the black moons light, five brave fools came in the night” “The first gave flesh” “The second gave stone” “The third gave the power to move when alone” “The fourth gave life and the power to think” “The fifth gave nothing, for he paused then he blinked”
The beginning of this video be like: "Sugar, spice, and everything nice. But Professor ████████ accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction: [REDACTED]"
@@redstonetheanimecat3390 one time I had a teacher who graded group assignments by giving the group a point total (out of 100), and it being up to the group members to divvy up the points among themselves (25 being a perfect grade for a 4 person group). I remember when a group I was in had a dude who did nothing. We gave him like 10 points (a fail).
I heard that was 3 teens in a museum making a joke putting a mummy in concrete and metal bars and then * crack * the other teens looked back and then he was dead and the "joke" killed him, then when they run there was another noise * crack * the last teen run to the exit without looking back but then in the door * crack *...
No mop man didn’t die, the mop man dropped the mop causing everyone to look over there resulting in one of the people who were staring to die, and then I then he blamed the other staring guy for others death even tho he cause them to look away
I think there might be a sequel. At the end, notice how there’s only one neck snapped? It either spared him, or killed him. And the other dude either died, or blinked fast enough to not get him too.
"it doesn't want to kill people it wants to set them free, give them what it will never have" in an alternate universe, where Peanut can talk "I guide others to a treasure that I cannot possess"
"I've been in this freak factory for over a year" Wait, weren't the D-Class only supposed to survive a month before being set free? or is that a comforting lie to the ones meant to be fed to the insta-death SCPs? Like Anatashesha? or the Aquatic Horror? or Fernand the Cannibal?
@@Alterego912 mostly. I don’t know of any D-class that were released. Some that are clearly loyal to the foundation and have served for a long time get promotions to junior researchers
If any of you want the poem, here: In the howling temple of the black moon's light Five brave fools came in the night. The first gave flesh, The second gave stone, The third gave the power to move when alone. The fourth gave life and the power to think, The fifth gave nothing for he paused, and he blinked.
welp, can't risk blinking even for a split second when you can hear the other person clearly not paying attention to their surroundings (and might possibly blink at the same time)
Wait a hot crispy Kentucky fried minute, to beat this thing couldn’t you just wink one eye and then the other? You’d still be looking at it and you’d get to blink
Wrong if you wink on your left or right you will only be able to see the opposite side meaning it will move on the side you arent seeing on and if your eye is blurry from tears then your still dead
@@Asa_TheNightmare just take a step to the side of where you are going to blink Your left eye step left Your right eye step right Make it big boy steps just to be sure
Why the frik do they even need to clean after the thing in the first place? Can they not just lock it up and never open the door? Edit: thanks for the all the likes apparently that was a good question and thanks for everyone who explained it. the thing multiples apparently whens it's not cleaned up after it. So yeah. Can't ignore it
octopus would be op because it has no neck, but it might not stay looking and since they only need to clean in there I would just ask a question, would you put your life on animals?
He does because if the foundation neglects it a xks class extinction level event happens where he uses the liquids that it emits to create more peanuts and eventually kills everyone
@@aadityamangalam394 *in one Canon, there are multiple canons in the universe and you can pick and choose which you like. E. G in a canon they killed 096 but that's just one
I sometimes stare at a wall for about 3-4 minutes, not blinking, nor thinking. Just kinda staring, its a bad habit (I know it doesn't matter but this just reminded me of it)
@Seth Foreman I'm not sure thats true but if it is I still think the eyelids would work since winking requires one to have two eyes and the eyepods are a singular eye each. (Sidenot could you direct me to the tale or whatever where it explains winking not working. Thanks!)
"In the hallowed temple of the Black Moon's light, five brave fools came in the night. The first gave Flesh, The second gave stone, The third gave the power to move one alone, The fourth gave life and the the power to think, The fifth gave nothing for he paused and he blinked." Chilling and beautiful. Well done. It may not be 'hallowed' temple, but that's what I discerned from it.
The only thing i could think of when i saw the color red.... was, " *NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!* " Edit: Wow i never expected this many likes on such a truthful comment...
Except then the damn thing breaks those hoses/sprinklers and tears through the grates to create a hole for itself. Got to love how people think these "simple" solutions, forgeting that this thing is not *stupid*. You give it even a slight room to escape, and it will take it.
Here's how to see when he moves: -First, you set up a camera in his room and hit record -Then, throw in a suicidal d-class personell and tell him to close his eyes -After you confirm he's dead, get someone to look at the statue -And watch the video
1 - How can they hold their blinking for so long? 2 - Why don't they bring more people and have the staff watch the cameras or something (it wouldn't hurt them to help)? 3 - Why don't they close one eye and open another, and switch back and forth between them?
1. Adrenaline makes you do crazy feats 2. Procedure is 3 people, cameras don't have an affect 3. It sees that as cheating. Can't wink or it'll snap your neck for cheating
“A little humor never killed anyone”
*looks over to the critical tomatoes*
what about updo- *gets headshot by tomato going 728mph*
Can someone explain the joke?
Critical hit
@Ksawery K Oh I see, thanks
that was stupid, Leo literally killed other two boys
D-Class: Was there half a year.
Me: Bro he was supposed to be “Freed” 5 months ago.
Yeah the foundation lied
Amnesthetics, I’m bouta end this whole mans career
D-class: Hey foundation, it has been a year!
Foundation agent: Relax, drink some water.
*drinks water*
D-class: Ok- now as i was saying...what was i saying?
Foundation agent: We were talking about you being here for 3 months now.
D-class: oh
7*
They lie they end up erasing your memory
"The 5th gave nothing,"
*The most realistic expectations for a Group Project*
Lol, yep :)))))
Then that 5th would of been me
I am evil, I was the 445th like.
That's me
You meant none of them
That dude literally could of blinked 20 times while the other guy was having a mental breakdown
He can't see what the other dude is doing. If the dude just gave up on respecting blink time, which was highly likely when he was going on his breakdown, they would both got killed.
I WAS LITERALLY THINKING THE SAME THINGGGGG
@@ratjuice6396 he cant see the other guy and doesn’t know if he’s looking or not
@@highlander6573 ohhh true.
He also couldnt see him and chances are,he was going crazy too
Mop Guy: *dies*
Leo: *FUNNIEST SHIT I’VE EVER SEEN*
Im m gonna give the 69th like
Mop guy turns into a pickle
I swear to God, he turns his neck into a twist tie
@@11jerans lmao
Haha neck goes snap
Comments be like
HAHA PEANUT GO CRUNCH
HAHAH HUMAN NECK GO CRACK
Xd
🎵 Snap goes the peanut 🎵
R/FORBIDDEN SNACKS
Lol xdd
These animations are slowly coming together into an actual animation instead of slow motion pictures I really enjoyed this.
Same here! The animation has really improved
Oh you're at 666 likes, that's unlucky, here lemme help u
Yep
Agreed
Your profile pic is the best thing ever
D-Classes: **Having an ethical and existential dilemma while on the brink of death**
Foundation security: **Grabs popcorn instead of opening the doors and getting the two of them the hell out of there**
lmao true
they are supposed to die lmao
@@woodify6607 not really
well true, but theg are still death row inmates
plot twist : *scps are supposed to save d classes by killing them so they wont have to suffer with the scientists which made the d classes suffer or smth* 🙄🙄
A little humor never killed anyone
But a *falling mop* can
Fun not so fun fact: you can die by laughing too much 😊
G E T N O O B
*_C H I L L_*
A little humour never killed anyone.
Critical tomatoes : No, we do
HOLY SHIT!
I can't believe they died!
Even though they could totally have survived this!
Letting alone the question why they dont use Clearning-Drones AND the Question why the 2 after 1 Death did not get help by someone outside monitoring them, even then the Question remains why the heck the not-crazy Guy didnt just blinked! He could have known the other one was still looking dammit!!
I'm so triggered by these idiots!
D class: hey why can’t I blink during this-
Scientist: hehe peanut boi go *crunch*
Waluigi Is the true god lol!
😆 lol
Ooop
And you go *crack :)*
Honestly though, they keep on throwing D class to die to it for no apparent reason. It's not like they learn anything new about it. It makes you wonder who are the real monsters in the facility.
“The first gave flesh, the second gave stone, the third gave spray paint”
And the fourth gave bone,
The fifth gave nothing, and he blinked...
Shu Liu That’s basically what I said too! Man people think alike don’t they?
Bro so that means that this was created in the 1900's because spray paint didnt exist in stone age, medevial, or before the year i just said
Edit: so that actually means if this was created in somewhere beore that year, without the spray paint... What were the five fools making? A peanut shaped statue? And noone said that if you blink it kills them unless there was a sixth person or the fifth person did give something
Getting some major Powerpuff Girl vibes
"You can't blink when looking at the statue"
*blinks one eye at a time*
i'm Hao cheng
Ya know; That's some big brain IQ right there~
Thats cheating
And statue kills you bc it considers it cheating the "game"
Don't think the statue would break it's own rules, simply because someone found a solution around the problem.
It's not supposed to move when others are looking at it. One eye or not, the subject would still be looking at it.
Dude: more or less normal
>mop guy dies
Dude: so anyway I started *laughing*
D class/Class d*
Janitor*
@@spazmatismretinazer1622 shut up nerd
@@john.3905 It's called _a joke_ , first time in the comment sections good sir?
@@mortarion9813 Calling people nerds doesn't appear to be a joke.
@@john.3905 a nerd is a sweaty know-it-all.
Mr. Peanut got cursed.
That is its origin story.
Mr. Peanut is secretly god in its own way.
It sets people free from the captivity that traps him as well.
What I’ve heard is that, when his artist made him, he cursed him so that he’s always getting attention from someone
@@a.c.i7020 you dont get it and cant whoooosh you its sad
Im here before this comment blows up
@@aquaticdeer4272 when hes not talking bout you,sorry
There's no way in hell one person at a time is enough to clean that place.
Get quicksilver
Lol
@@jees9179 he will need to mantain hes eyes on the sculputer to not die
@@omegasap he can outrun it
D-class are only people how have committed very bad crimes they need to use them wisely
3:31
"Humor never killed anyone"
*Meanwhile in my class where a dumbass almost drank hand sanitizer*
I did that last week in class
@Daniel Josh T. Limoso Can you also ask her to do an ahegao with it?Asking for a friend.
@Daniel Josh T. Limoso That’s not a no
Meanwhile in my class when one of my friends punched another classmate through a glass fire exit.
Lol
The fifth gave nothing
He didn’t like sharing
And so he paid with his life
Communism
Capitalist pig
communist boi damn you got 4500$?
I don’t think he made it out
the fifth actually gave AIR because there is no nothing
My favorite version of this story has an ending where the guy blinks and the statue spares him, knowing as it's only task is to cause pain, killing him would be a grace, and sparing him would be crueler.
Dang
It’s like the second karate kid movie
That story is literally called Crunch.
I assumed the ending of the video would be this story
@@wrath2501 never thought i'd see you here
I like peanuts.
I was horrified when one of the peanuts answered “I like you, too.”
Me too
Ohhh *snap* ;)
DUDE HE IS NOT PEANUT PLUS HE WAS THE PEANUT SHAPE IN 2007
@@murataksoy9265 *groan* that was so bad it broke my neck
*I L I V E F O R C R U N C H*
Skedaddle skedacted, your neck is now [REDACTED]
Have my like good sir
and my like as well bro
Also my liek
Mor di-lo-ei deu ir
Wtf did i just writed
Randle: I need to blink.
Leo: I'm gonna pretend I didnt hear that.
Edit: lol spelling names is hard. I'm not gonna fix it though.
ShadowLucario7 i like how you spell Randall like he’s a handle made of Randall
@IDK lol
*Randle the candle handle sandle vandal*
Me: hold my glasses
Wrandill
Trust me guys, it’s the worst feeling in the world to be judged by a statue.
And being near one
could you elaborate?
Im your 300th like
@@_unrealltunes l
7th comment
Interesting how they were blaming him specifically, when all three people had to stop looking at him for it to move.
Yeah I didn't get this animation at all, also blinking only takes a fraction of a second. It's almost impossible that they both blinked at the same time at the end???
@@wigglytough5745 the other guy had its eyes closed in the end. Probably because being so long pried open he needed more time to moisten them again
Well, mop guy wasn't supposed to be looking all the time, just when he heard blinking, so really only two are at fault
It's definitely not the cleaning guy's fault because he has to be focused on mopping but yeah Leo and Will are to blame for Will's death
@@wigglytough5745 at 9:32 we can see that the other guy is still closing his eyes probably because of how long he need to hold it before and also to wipe his tears off
Litrally, the foundation needs to make a way where it flushes the crap out remotely. And no contact needed at all to clean his room.
YES, SO FRUSTRATING
A shower system like at the grocery store, high pressured, and a drain.
Man if only that technology existed In the real world.
>Looks at Roomba.
Toilet
@@DynamiteGaming1 lol, that would be cool, if it was decent enough to use it.
I mean of all the ways they could’ve died, this one was more forgiving since all the other hostile SCP’s take their victims down painfully.
Nice Xbox 360 profile picture!
I agree
One time peanut spared a suicidal person, peanut wants to see people suffer, it said this itself in something showing how it thinks
682 won't necessarily kill you in an unusually painful manner. 076 will probably decapitate you with a sword or something.
I mean your not wrong but I would rather die old
" In the howling temple of the black moon's light,
Five brave fools came in the night,
The first gave flesh,
The second gave stone,
The third gave the power to move when alone,
The fourth gave life, and the power to think,
The fifth gave nothing, for he paused, and he *blinked* "
I absolutely love this.
Either the fifth gave the act of murdering others by snapping necks or he just put spray paint on his face👌
Fifth one made it genocidal
Liz Deppner I don’t like the fact that they didn’t realize after the first d class died it would immediately be aborted
The 5th made it so that the previous 2 would be activated by blinking
Does the black moon howl?
Honestly, if I was D-class personal I would do that too. Better to die quickly, painlessly and predictably then to be tortured or taken to another dimension of god knows what.
Or to get your body unsuitable for living
Why didn't the guy just walk out of the room while continuing to stare at the creature as the other guy just kept talking
@@chava7263 He's locked in there. He's D-Class, Class Disposable, death row prison inmates volunteered to work here. He could go over and slap the other guy to make him blink first but it could cause a fight or something that could take their attention away, better to sneak near the door and bang on it for help.
The Jurassic Jungle oh so that’s what D class personnel are
But does he
"In the howling temple of the black moons light, five brave fools came in the night”
“The first gave flesh”
“The second gave stone”
“The third gave the power to move when alone”
“The fourth gave life and the power to think”
“The fifth gave nothing, for he paused then he blinked”
So it CAN think
Boll shit
This must be the most intense staring contest I've seen
Periodt-
Lmao
Lol yes
Ye bruh this is intense
hey kid just blink for a second
“A little humor never killed anyone”
Critical tomatoes: I’m about to end this whole ends career
Credit to Carson themaster for the idea
Bruh say the meme right
mans*
Lol
My brudda
The beginning of this video be like:
"Sugar, spice, and everything nice. But Professor ████████ accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction: [REDACTED]"
How did u do that
Beshoo Amr copy and paste
Ok
Dr.Bright?
POWER PUFF GIRLS!!
Maybe that 5th forgot to give him a consciousness or purpose and he's just pissed at their poor planning.
LMAO I love that
that was the fourth, he gave it a life and a power to think
LMAO
The statues were always scarier when they looked like innocent peanuts.
I think it was adorably creepy
@Jayden Levy f*****ng copyright
Hey, what are you doing in heaven?
“A really fast moving peanut”
Jayden Levy how can ppl copyright somthing in the public domain?
@@johnathanhodskins5820 some Russian guy found a loophole
new peanut looks scarier, but i miss old peanut.
This one looks like he just wants to kill you, old peanut just wanted a big ole hug
I liked old peanut too
Oh it would give you a hug alright. It's just around your neck.
peanuts copyrighted so they had to make it look different
@@Bengiamino Really it's copyrighted?
Me too
"The fifth gave nothing"
Just like me during a group assignment.
And that’s why you were the only one who failed.
@@redstonetheanimecat3390 one time I had a teacher who graded group assignments by giving the group a point total (out of 100), and it being up to the group members to divvy up the points among themselves (25 being a perfect grade for a 4 person group). I remember when a group I was in had a dude who did nothing. We gave him like 10 points (a fail).
@@redstonetheanimecat3390 Good thing I passed and now work as a surgical assistant lol.
@@danialabdullah29 noice
Danial Abdullah me too
"How does it get to choose who lives, who dies?"
me, a man of culture: who tells their story
_HamiltooooooAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-_
*I was the fool who shot him*
@ANNABELL CANNON I was thinking Final Fantasy X
There's a million things I haven't done, just you wait
Let me tell you what I’d wish I’d known
Will: Nooooo, you can't just laugh at people dying! Leo: haha, nek go snap
XD
Lol
Lel
Lol
lmao
Bruh
How peanut was actually created:
"Lmao lets go spray paint some stuff"
*several bad life choices later*
I heard that was 3 teens in a museum making a joke putting a mummy in concrete and metal bars and then * crack * the other teens looked back and then he was dead and the "joke" killed him, then when they run there was another noise * crack * the last teen run to the exit without looking back but then in the door * crack *...
@@dr.bright4198 let's smoke some *CRACK*
Ancient Being85 SUM 420-J UP IN HERE-
Bruh 100 likes in 3 hours has gotta be a new record for me
@@Since200BCE i originally put crunch but i thinked about Capitan crunch+peanut=very bad idea
D-7431: Drops mop and makes everyone look *then blames other guy for looking at a loud distracting noise*
@Xyike so yeah, this was totally mop guys fault
No mop man didn’t die, the mop man dropped the mop causing everyone to look over there resulting in one of the people who were staring to die, and then I then he blamed the other staring guy for others death even tho he cause them to look away
I'm punk, so I must rebel
I'm Asian, so must like math
I dye my hair crazy colors, I must want attention
I snap necks, so I must be a peanut
"i snap necks, so i must be a peanut"
*sounds like my brother is one*
@@telase100 "jerry this is a intervention you need to stop snapping knecks"
Jerry:what
"Jerry
@@aduck1359 JERYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
you' re american not asian get your alibies right
@@telase100 ...do we need to call the police?
And the winner of staring Contest issssss
*SNAP*
Nobody! Because they are all dead......
Mr cursed peanut would be the best staring contest judge
Oh Snap!!
I mean it would be a quick death
I think there might be a sequel.
At the end, notice how there’s only one neck snapped?
It either spared him, or killed him.
And the other dude either died, or blinked fast enough to not get him too.
or the one that was narrating died so did the story
I think only 1 snap was heard because he didn't live long enough to hear the 2nd one
He definitely got spared. The peanut wishes only for you to suffer.
Either that or it snapped both necks so quickly that it sounded like a single snap
or he got strangled bc there were reports that he strangulating people
"Is it's mind also frozen..." I've never thought about that being a possibility. Regardless that was an amazing vid, you got my sub
nice, you also have the same rate of gaining likes as me!
well no since it can make copies of it self
So, eventually the statue stopped thinking
YEEt
Does that mean to it.. we look like we are teleporting
"it doesn't want to kill people it wants to set them free, give them what it will never have"
in an alternate universe, where Peanut can talk
"I guide others to a treasure that I cannot possess"
*drags peanut to bed and tucks him in*
It's a cute and precious little peanut.
Little humor never killed anyone
Me: it just killed someone
Tomato
Anzhela Beyko Tomato
Potato
Military Doge
Someone stole your joke in the comments and got 200 likes plus yours total.
Remember when he had stubby arms and legs? Yeah...he’s all grown up now
@@LeChoisi101 qwq
His face is different
Neck: exists
Peanut: *So You Have Chosen Death!*
neck: doesn’t exist
Peanut: so you have not chosen death.
I love your name with one punch mans profile xD
sutartx9x9x Same 👍
Big Ed:
@@mariaponce6217 he'd just go with strangulation
God damn if I was in there I would do the 1 eye blinking method.
Then it snaps half of your neck XD
Oww next time just finish the job.
thats cheating, it kills you if you cheat
It's actually kinda difficult to not blink with both eyes at some point blinking one at a time.
@@brayachdragonbane7529 from wiki?
"A little humour never killed anyone"
Well, I think a certain tomato would have something to say about that.
Dont steal the jokes other people made
@@idk_but_im_red stfu
@@idk_but_im_red Excuse me?
@Q Pls don’t copy comments
@Hispanic hige hige bandit - You too
When someone reads the sign to maintain eye contact with the object at all times alone with no one else in the room.
*Welp, guess I'm dead.*
You can blink with one eye while keeping other one open. Then open the eye you blinked with and blink with the one that was open and repeat.
@@demolition4654
That's a lot harder than you think.
@@w1ndgeneral226 nah its easy
@@demolition4654 yeaaah, it gets pissed and kills you anyways if you try that
@@kyxuno4378
your eyes would be irritated
imagine a picture of shy guy was put on the sculpture's face, that's scary
*destruction 100*
If you didn't look at him, you would die. If you did, you would also die.
@@joneluvslactose clear
I use mobius strip binoculars to confuse the enemy it's super effective!
make sure your staring at his back
"I've been in this freak factory for over a year"
Wait, weren't the D-Class only supposed to survive a month before being set free? or is that a comforting lie to the ones meant to be fed to the insta-death SCPs? Like Anatashesha? or the Aquatic Horror? or Fernand the Cannibal?
No they're only meant to be there for a month before they get terminated and a fresh batch of D-class is brought in.
They don’t always get terminated, some just get mind wiped after a month, and return to normal duties
@@AnotherLife0001 so... the D-class are just doomed without a prayer?
@@Alterego912.
Not really... Some become foundation employees.
@@Alterego912 mostly. I don’t know of any D-class that were released. Some that are clearly loyal to the foundation and have served for a long time get promotions to junior researchers
How to avoid getting ur neck snapped:
0_0
0_-
-_0
0_0
That ain't gonna work you're eyes will eventually mess up and then you will blink.
Manually with your hands
@@ColusDragon you being a second back up guy
@@flow185 what
He will still kill you if you do that, he's playing a game with you, he considers that cheating
If any of you want the poem, here:
In the howling temple of the black moon's light
Five brave fools came in the night.
The first gave flesh,
The second gave stone,
The third gave the power to move when alone.
The fourth gave life and the power to think,
The fifth gave nothing
for he paused,
and he blinked.
Hojanonaeto alah weraoatoo
“crack”
My friend peanut is born
@@MEE-iu7hn I nearly had a heart attack when I saw you but your a fake
I mean that in the best way possible
It takes a split second to blink why didn’t the other guy blink while the other guy was staring and talking
welp, can't risk blinking even for a split second when you can hear the other person clearly not paying attention to their surroundings (and might possibly blink at the same time)
technically coudn't you blink one eye at a time?
@@Blackbird357 my thoughts exactly
SourLemon Water
It’s cheating.
@@Blackbird357 Try blinking like that. It just doesn't work. Sooner or later you have to blink both.
"A little humor never killed anyone"
Mr.Laugh:
Obviously, he was a peanut that got too much bonemeal
I saved you many minutes
*Speech 1000 knowledge 1000*
Nah it’s peanut who went to the D-class gym
Me:-sees thumbnail-
My Mind: _cult of peanut_
I wish it were the peanut design in the video.
The church of peanut already exists
hi 2 yes hail the lord peanut
MR peanut needs your location
Hiiiii 5:00
This guy would destroy me in a staring contest
This comment is pure liquid gold.
This comment is pure liquid gold.
This comment is pure liquid gold.
This comment is pure liquid gold.
This comment is pure liquid gold.
Wait a hot crispy Kentucky fried minute, to beat this thing couldn’t you just wink one eye and then the other? You’d still be looking at it and you’d get to blink
I always wondered about that myself
THANKK YOUU
If you break the rules, so does it
Wrong if you wink on your left or right you will only be able to see the opposite side meaning it will move on the side you arent seeing on and if your eye is blurry from tears then your still dead
@@Asa_TheNightmare just take a step to the side of where you are going to blink
Your left eye step left
Your right eye step right
Make it big boy steps just to be sure
Sounds like he finally *snapped* hahahahaha
Alright I’ll leave
@General GTA no
@@Kevin_Liu0505 he says in a reply to him
Bruh ur crazy
@General GTA what ?
D-Class: *(Blinks)*
Peanut: *So i started, Snapping*
C R U N C H
*C R O N C H*
C N C H
C C H
C H
Can’t they put like a bunch of fish, octopuses, and other animals that can’t blink in there?
they prob wont stare at them much unless they do something idk im no biologist
Put a roomba in there
Why the frik do they even need to clean after the thing in the first place? Can they not just lock it up and never open the door?
Edit: thanks for the all the likes apparently that was a good question and thanks for everyone who explained it. the thing multiples apparently whens it's not cleaned up after it. So yeah. Can't ignore it
its octopie or octopideis
octopus would be op because it has no neck, but it might not stay looking and since they only need to clean in there I would just ask a question, would you put your life on animals?
"A little humor never killed anyone"
Tell that to the testers for the critical tomatoes
He attacc
He protecc
but most importantly,
He snap *necc*
poem *100*
everyone original or not, it’s pretty okay
@@mcqueendies ur pfp.... I fell inlove with it
Who he protecc?
AYYYYYYYY
So it’s basically pooping and bleeding all over the walls and floor to “free” them..
Nah, he’s actually got a thing for mops
I only poopoo farted for the good of humanity
He does because if the foundation neglects it a xks class extinction level event happens where he uses the liquids that it emits to create more peanuts and eventually kills everyone
shaun brown It’s already happened, there are now 4 of them now.
@@aadityamangalam394 *in one Canon, there are multiple canons in the universe and you can pick and choose which you like. E. G in a canon they killed 096 but that's just one
Eyes: Blinks
Peanut: *So you have chosen freedom*
A thicc dude with no neck would win I think
@@Jenilynn11 your name scares me
Coajdka Ok? .-.
@@Jenilynn11 your name is demonic.
So u have chosen freedom HAahahhaahha HA ahaha
I feel so privileged to be able to blink right now
the statue, standing motionless: yea, thats pretty much it
"Dude I'm just doing my thing wtf u crazy"
Big ed exists
Scp173:I fear no man
But that thing it scares me
Tf2
No neck to snaep
kaxb_ yup ed will just turn around when he blinks
Who is big ed
@@bloodystream1369 a man without neck
A little humor never killed anybody
Critical Tomatoes: hold my stem.
Hold my bowl
Hold my sauce
Hold *myself*
@@woahwoahwoah7530 *kil*
MLG VS MEME FIGHT news cool o-o
I sometimes stare at a wall for about 3-4 minutes, not blinking, nor thinking. Just kinda staring, its a bad habit (I know it doesn't matter but this just reminded me of it)
D-class: *start dying*
The foundation: "y'all forget something?"
O5 Councils :"if you forget then it's not important"
@@xavreim6957 the foundation:yeah. Probaly not important
Why don't they get the Eyepod to just stare it INTENSELY
Or like the guy said *DRONE MOPS*
True
veryyyyyy true
Or one eyed blink
@Seth Foreman I'm not sure thats true but if it is I still think the eyelids would work since winking requires one to have two eyes and the eyepods are a singular eye each. (Sidenot could you direct me to the tale or whatever where it explains winking not working. Thanks!)
When you take Sunday school a bit too far.
Im wheezing
@@maxmaxwell5498 me too
Sherrie Abbott (DO) thank you 👌
"In the hallowed temple of the Black Moon's light,
five brave fools came in the night.
The first gave Flesh,
The second gave stone,
The third gave the power to move one alone,
The fourth gave life and the the power to think,
The fifth gave nothing for he paused and he blinked."
Chilling and beautiful. Well done.
It may not be 'hallowed' temple, but that's what I discerned from it.
‘the fifth gave nothing’
group assignments be like
(not my joke, just sharing it)
"I cannot wait any longer! I have to blink!"
Woman who stayed her eyes open for 24h: "Pathetic."
@Red Engineer , perhaps the archives
are incomplete
Well either its:
A.) An entity that has been around for ever.
B.) Made by Are We Cool Yet
Or
C.) 4chan.
C
C
E all of the above
A
D.) Came from space.
1:20 why would the sign say maintain eye contact at all times when i need to look away so i can read the sign
Big brain time
That how they feed him
Peripheral vision
Why can’t you just wink one eye at a time?
@@ClingyCrab it will still kill you.
“Little humor never killed anyone”
Critical tomato’s: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT
The only thing i could think of when i saw the color red.... was, " *NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!* "
Edit: Wow i never expected this many likes on such a truthful comment...
i live for stuff like this
The Crunchinazation of the comment section has begun
isnt that what they did to jesus
“Crunchify him! Crunchify him!” The people cried
Hey i ve seen these replies on reddit
i felt paranoid when blinking my eyes while watching this
SAmE
Ikr
Same my eys hurt
"The fifth gave nothing."
That sounds like me.
y'know, when you think about it, the foundation could easily clean the room using a sprinkler/hose system and a room with some sewer grates.
its entertaining to see dclass die for them
Except then the damn thing breaks those hoses/sprinklers and tears through the grates to create a hole for itself.
Got to love how people think these "simple" solutions, forgeting that this thing is not *stupid*. You give it even a slight room to escape, and it will take it.
Or a pressure washer + a shopvac, if you’re worried about leaving even a slight hole for drainage like that other commenter was
they have tried all this .its detailed in the addendum.
They tried it, it literally says that they tried this in the file, and guess what, it didn’t work
Who else is trying to not to blink as much as possible while watching this video 😂
meee
I have only blinked like twice so far lol
I kept blicking a lot for some reason lol
Lol I’m enjoying the ability to blink
no
blind guy exists:
the sculpure: haha neck go snap snap
Litteraly bullying
F
Necc go brecc brecc
333 for dispersion
Here's how to see when he moves:
-First, you set up a camera in his room and hit record
-Then, throw in a suicidal d-class personell and tell him to close his eyes
-After you confirm he's dead, get someone to look at the statue
-And watch the video
Peanut fucks with the cameras when it moves
Cameras don't work
Then put motion sensors all over his body and make a 3D model of him on a computer and put what the sensors sensed in and you can animate him
@@nerdinb.3571suicidal people are usually spared since it’s more torture to be alive than dead for a suicidal person
@@malinatof then put a child
No one:
The peanut: I want to break
N E C C S
Haha so funny 😕😐
He Protecc
He Attacc
But Most importantly...
He Snap NECC
@@mydude8731 you don't get it thats why you don't think its funny
@@registeel379. we get it. Its just not funny
everyone: NOO YOU CANT JUST RANDOMLY KILL POEPLE
peanut: *snaps neck*
@Webms hahahaha crunch crunch goes neck
he he neck goes crunch
1 - How can they hold their blinking for so long?
2 - Why don't they bring more people and have the staff watch the cameras or something (it wouldn't hurt them to help)?
3 - Why don't they close one eye and open another, and switch back and forth between them?
1. Adrenaline makes you do crazy feats
2. Procedure is 3 people, cameras don't have an affect
3. It sees that as cheating. Can't wink or it'll snap your neck for cheating
Not everyone can do the number 3 effectively forever. we are used to blink with both eyes the seperate eye blinking is a temporary solution.
they used the eyedrops item perhaps?
I tried, you can't blink one eye at a time
3rd - wouldn't refresh your eyes fully with that method.
This version of the statue is way cooler and scarier than the weird peanut shaped one
The Foundation: NOO! YOU CAN'T JUST DO THAT! YOU'RE DANGEROUS TO BE LEFT ALONE!
Peanut: haha neck go crunch
Lol
Nobody:
This guy: don’t you see the *_irony_*
Holy shit hahaha
@@KnightandDay33 Demoted to D-Class. Get outta here
Dabdab The second i only see diamonds sorry
the one from Claris?
YEAH I love that one!
@@darkmatteracid2353 Nice.
It's simple. The Scarlet King ate Peanuts and accidentally dropped one and done
you can't blink if you remove your eyes.
"Improvise. Adapt. Overcome!"
Yeah I removed my eyes and it worked really we- *SNAP*
Why don't they just use those things that hold your eyelids open
I WANT TO FEEL PAIN
LMAOOO
What if you used glasses so it wouldn't know if you blinked or not
That D-class’ sideburns are epic
Alternate title: "Origin of the peanut"
its not the peannut its the tripod
@@GmodFilmsTR It is a peanut on a tripod.
Yes
The Peanut Revolution
Peeniose plays
Well wasn't that the fastest escalating mop related existential crisis
mop
He Protecc
He Attacc
But most importantly
He make necc go cracc
I'm taken that
he sniff cracc
violet mgloughin thats the funniest meme i’ve ever seen in this comment section
He doesn't protect
@@1Lazarus he protecc his cracc