Joe Schmo | SCP-1504 (SCP Animation)

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    SCP-1504, or Joe Schmo, is a difficult man to contain. Although his speech and interactions seem kind to everyone around him, Joe himself is not so nice. What's even worse is that SCP-1504 is practically invincible. And to top it all off, Joe can control electricity, including prison locks. But Joe Schmo has got a story to tell, and the SCP Foundation is going to need to understand him, one way... or another...
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Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @thedoninator5935
    @thedoninator5935 3 года назад +4109

    "I once trapped a man in a cage for a week just 'cause I thought he could understand me. Turns out he was deaf"
    *Ouch*

  • @thelob5429
    @thelob5429 3 года назад +3340

    He's just a regular guy who found literal plot armour

    • @Human_traain
      @Human_traain 3 года назад +119

      Oh look there, *plot armor on the ground* lets pick it up

    • @SM-be5dh
      @SM-be5dh 3 года назад +60

      He's the guy in the music video who does what he wants

    • @boogrs55
      @boogrs55 3 года назад +32

      or maybe deadpool with plot armor

    • @TheEldestSoulDrinker
      @TheEldestSoulDrinker 3 года назад +31

      @@boogrs55 dead pool IS plot armor

    • @dudupintarolas5214
      @dudupintarolas5214 3 года назад +14

      hes the protagonist

  • @hinatatetsuya6244
    @hinatatetsuya6244 3 года назад +2359

    his power is literally main character-syndrome just gone wrong

    • @mrfred085
      @mrfred085 3 года назад +19

      Someone like were at 68 likes

    • @MrRhombus
      @MrRhombus 3 года назад +17

      Happy 69 likes!

    • @mrfred085
      @mrfred085 3 года назад +8

      @@MrRhombus thank you

    • @novaenforcer1563
      @novaenforcer1563 3 года назад +15

      With a bit of deadpool and the oart were people ignored him

    • @thormaxmaximus1905
      @thormaxmaximus1905 3 года назад +5

      Lmaofo gotta that harem too then

  • @jpteix
    @jpteix 3 года назад +888

    Joe: "I will literally kill you"
    Doc: Thank you. That was very nice of you!

  • @heisenburger6533
    @heisenburger6533 3 года назад +5625

    Joe: *beats a person to death*
    Person: Must've been the wind...

    • @fever1
      @fever1 3 года назад +129

      huh the wind must be having a bad day

    • @Mate-vg2ft
      @Mate-vg2ft 3 года назад +106

      Skyrim guard.mp4

    • @krisjinstark4843
      @krisjinstark4843 3 года назад +31

      @@Mate-vg2ft LMFAO SO FUCKING ACCURATE

    • @fishychippy69
      @fishychippy69 3 года назад +5

      Yoo relatable🤣

    • @sidneystewart5594
      @sidneystewart5594 3 года назад +12

      Gotta lay off the jet getting jumpy

  • @Veronica-gi7yc
    @Veronica-gi7yc 3 года назад +3886

    Joe: literally massacres an entire orphanage
    Everyone: man this guy should be the prime Minister

  • @JacF6734
    @JacF6734 3 года назад +384

    Joe Schmo is the character equivalent of when you choose all the evil options in a video game, but the plot doesn't change.

    • @critrabbit8975
      @critrabbit8975 8 месяцев назад +3

      *cough* *cough* Telltale

    • @Isaax
      @Isaax 4 месяца назад +5

      If this was my life, that'd be a literal nightmare. I mean it's nice to get the "good ending", and being able to do everything would be cool for a while, but the lack of agency is death

  • @themexican_bandit8879
    @themexican_bandit8879 3 года назад +1533

    Joe: walks through the portal
    Scp001: must have been a apple

    • @viralvegetable2411
      @viralvegetable2411 3 года назад +81

      *"Finally, I'm in heaven"*

    • @Battleguild
      @Battleguild 3 года назад +113

      Well..it would be a win-win eitherway for him.
      Either the Gate Guardian kills him or he gets into Eden.

    • @orangejuice9102
      @orangejuice9102 3 года назад +17

      @@Battleguild Damn,I want his power,now

    • @Human_traain
      @Human_traain 3 года назад +10

      @@orangejuice9102 its not gonna be fun

    • @orangejuice9102
      @orangejuice9102 3 года назад +5

      @@Human_traain I know

  • @rockspoon6528
    @rockspoon6528 3 года назад +786

    Joe was supposed to die by his brother's hands, now he's a corrupted file in the character folder of the universe.

  • @a_random_person_
    @a_random_person_ 3 года назад +4246

    I feel like joe isn't simply unkillable but that death ignores him.

    • @Twister980
      @Twister980 3 года назад +261

      Isn't Death a little girl anyway? He probably isn't even aware she's being held by the Foundation. Or maybe he DOES know and he's looking for her.

    • @shroomesh6456
      @shroomesh6456 3 года назад +54

      Unless thanos found joe and killed him but I doubt that

    • @Ake-TL
      @Ake-TL 3 года назад +40

      Twister980 I prefer Brothers Death as Death manifestation

    • @Ake-TL
      @Ake-TL 3 года назад +30

      In many SCPs losing bodily functions( i.e. biological death) but not being dead is like the worst thing to happen to someone

    • @thatrandomnerd6996
      @thatrandomnerd6996 3 года назад +32

      @@Ake-TL Dr. Bright would like to have a talk

  • @thegrandxbunny2073
    @thegrandxbunny2073 3 года назад +1334

    He’s basically an evil protagonist painted by the film in a positive light.

  • @jacobhu4431
    @jacobhu4431 3 года назад +1849

    He could probably look 096 in the eyes and literally nothing would happen.
    Now that would make one hell of a video.

    • @CyberSlayer128
      @CyberSlayer128 3 года назад +245

      >presses forehead to forehead with 096
      Joe: fuck you Gollum

    • @zenokwon1177
      @zenokwon1177 3 года назад +45

      Woah this never occured to me

    • @HuneeBruh
      @HuneeBruh 3 года назад +28

      @@CyberSlayer128 mY pReCiOuS

    • @polkarfield
      @polkarfield 3 года назад +20

      what about peanut?

    • @avacadotoast5571
      @avacadotoast5571 3 года назад +44

      @@polkarfield It would probably run AWAY from him lmao

  • @garysingh3523
    @garysingh3523 3 года назад +2991

    Joe: Talks like he's doing an interview and looks at a wall
    Doc: P E R H A P S

    • @kingglitch
      @kingglitch 3 года назад +6

      👍

    • @MaskedButcher7
      @MaskedButcher7 3 года назад +33

      He looks at 4th wall breaks

    • @coupdegrace2585
      @coupdegrace2585 3 года назад +19

      IT'S THREE IN THE MORNING DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH LIKE THAT

    • @yourlasttwobraincells6590
      @yourlasttwobraincells6590 3 года назад +7

      he timed out

    • @cyanide6544
      @cyanide6544 3 года назад +8

      The doctor is actually Tim, he also appeared in 035 or the posessive mask vid- I think idk he looks, sounds and seems to have the same name as the guy in that video-

  • @vespine1749
    @vespine1749 3 года назад +7997

    Joe Schmo is the guy that talks on his mic while playing with his friends but had no idea it was muted

    • @henrymarckisotto9025
      @henrymarckisotto9025 3 года назад +240

      Good God have I talked for a significant amount of time without noticing that

    • @captaincanada6105
      @captaincanada6105 3 года назад +80

      I do that sometimes

    • @dy2290
      @dy2290 3 года назад +17

      And that my friend, is why you should have party or voice chat overlay

    • @Lica_The_Furry
      @Lica_The_Furry 3 года назад +3

      @@dy2290 to be honest even with overlay i don't notice

    • @Mr_Nikolaev
      @Mr_Nikolaev 3 года назад +2

      This is a good insult.

  • @thesaladman8400
    @thesaladman8400 3 года назад +684

    Joe Schmo: _curses The Pope out for a full 3 minutes, using insults that would make even a klansman sailor would go, "You watch you mouth."_
    The Pope: Such a kind man.

    • @ZetsubouGintama
      @ZetsubouGintama 2 года назад +7

      Joe Schmo: I AM GONNA FUCK A FEAR TURKEY, POPE! LIKE ALUCARD FROM HELLSING!
      Pope: What a virturous young man...

  • @alexklonowski9301
    @alexklonowski9301 3 года назад +466

    Researcher: there is a keter and hes not that far from here
    Joe: is keter

    • @model0.519
      @model0.519 2 года назад +3

      I'm the keter Tim

    • @alexklonowski9301
      @alexklonowski9301 2 года назад

      honestly where did this comment get so many likes from

  • @Solyssey
    @Solyssey 3 года назад +3670

    Joe Schmo-
    Anomalous ability: The Protagonists Plot Armor

  • @chinhnguyenbui1787
    @chinhnguyenbui1787 3 года назад +2062

    Everybody asked "who is Joe Schmo ?". But nobody asked " How is Joe Schmo ? "

  • @colsanders7571
    @colsanders7571 3 года назад +1751

    I’m liking this guy, everything he says is so nice and positive. I’m sure he would never commit any crimes.

    • @f8arz
      @f8arz 3 года назад +41

      Yea he is so nice

    • @f8arz
      @f8arz 3 года назад +47

      I like that he loves the poor and children

    • @hurjireepz7021
      @hurjireepz7021 3 года назад +57

      Yeah yesterday he offered to finish my taco while I was sitting at the park. Such a nice guy.

    • @happyz4743
      @happyz4743 3 года назад +32

      He's so nice He broke my 4000$ Computer!

    • @waterman3783
      @waterman3783 3 года назад +34

      A week after my grandpa had died he told me he knew who killed my grandpa, and ended up sending the culprit, who was a homeless man to jail for it! I thought it was weird because the other guy lived across the country but at least he helped. I'm so grateful.

  • @GhostHunterDipperPines
    @GhostHunterDipperPines 3 года назад +835

    Plot twist: Joe Shmoe is just ticked off that his older brother is TheRubber

    • @Dravis1995
      @Dravis1995 3 года назад +15

      Oof

    • @Masked_boy32
      @Masked_boy32 3 года назад +12

      I thought it was him

    • @zukimura1184
      @zukimura1184 3 года назад +21

      Hold on have the same power,have the same voice (6:06)
      hmm that little rubber is sus

    • @mikemihojevich3020
      @mikemihojevich3020 3 года назад +13

      Yeah I replayed it a few times and I realized it was the rubber

    • @Mr.ytpforce57
      @Mr.ytpforce57 3 года назад +4

      OFF

  • @adude8739
    @adude8739 3 года назад +3901

    Joe Schmo: publicly nukes Russia
    Everyone: he’s such a great guy

    • @abandonedchannel281
      @abandonedchannel281 3 года назад +110

      Ukraine is gonna love him

    • @burningfish156
      @burningfish156 3 года назад +132

      "Most people look at him, with terror and fear."
      "But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear."

    • @faqeur2161
      @faqeur2161 3 года назад +14

      「Lazy Rah」 lol

    • @gakr8493
      @gakr8493 3 года назад +9

      He’s gonna start world war 3

    • @linkeffect82
      @linkeffect82 3 года назад +18

      @@oxkeegxo3196 He never spoke about having children, so there's no certainty on if he even tried, or could have children.
      It's a question I feel of the nature of his power, if it's more of a... concept brought to reality, a kind of idea brought into physical manifestation, that brings into question of what his limits, not just his powers, really are.
      Maybe he can't have a child because in some sense, having a kid keeps him from being "invisible"?
      Children are often seen as a testament to a person's existence in reality, or the mortal plane if you like, so he may not be capable of fathering a child, OR his children would be as invisible as he is.
      One other possibility is that it could be a transference of his power, so he would lose his "outside consequence" ability, maybe even have a reverse affect, where EVERYONE knows and hates him, but there's no certainty.

  • @propsmovv9299
    @propsmovv9299 3 года назад +2691

    This dude: looks at Shyguy
    Shyguy: *invisible Confusion*

    • @alxphx
      @alxphx 3 года назад +400

      This dude: looks away from the statue
      The Statue trying to break his neck: visible frustration

    • @user-pk2md5dk2u
      @user-pk2md5dk2u 3 года назад +38

      lmao.

    • @comrade8185
      @comrade8185 3 года назад +329

      @@alxphx the statue would just be like “this guy hasn’t blinked in like 2 hours wtf is going on”

    • @alxphx
      @alxphx 3 года назад +31

      @@comrade8185 maybe

    • @mrdeadflower
      @mrdeadflower 3 года назад +74

      Imagine If 682's ability ignored him

  • @TheNightWatcher1385
    @TheNightWatcher1385 3 года назад +637

    Plot twist: Everyone can understand him perfectly, they’re just anomalously compelled to behave as if they can’t.

  • @interestingyes3366
    @interestingyes3366 3 года назад +193

    joe: kills multiple people and admitting it
    dude: have you ever harmed anyone or taking advantage of your abilities

    • @badreedinedjellali1328
      @badreedinedjellali1328 3 года назад +9

      he's power is he can break the 4th wall

    • @OneShot-vd8jg
      @OneShot-vd8jg 3 года назад +4

      Joe: no I always care for humans and feel accountability for my not horrible actions

  • @radish906
    @radish906 3 года назад +2999

    He is the perfect introvert’s dream where he doesn’t have to do anything special

    • @o5-814
      @o5-814 3 года назад +3

      @@htoodoh5770 why?

    • @riripari2042
      @riripari2042 3 года назад +100

      @@htoodoh5770 I wouldn't mind having that ability. I've got anxiety so being able to walk about knowing absolutely no one is looking at me would be a dream.

    • @antimanti4666
      @antimanti4666 3 года назад +50

      @@riripari2042 doesnt sound really healthy mate

    • @fadimations8770
      @fadimations8770 3 года назад +6

      Riri Pari i agree

    • @fatchicken6978
      @fatchicken6978 3 года назад +2

      But everything he does is special

  • @Iibraryofruina
    @Iibraryofruina 3 года назад +3140

    “Hey who is joe”
    “Joe schmo”

  • @Ziggy_Zaggy
    @Ziggy_Zaggy 3 года назад +138

    Such a great guy, nothing really weird about him, other than that whole invincible thing. But he's done so many good things in his life.

    • @Kevin_Theadore1
      @Kevin_Theadore1 3 года назад +9

      But everybody nosebleeds around him

    • @avacadotoast5571
      @avacadotoast5571 3 года назад +7

      He's a pretty cool guy. No wonder they let him go live his life.

    • @Hamza_2434
      @Hamza_2434 3 года назад +1

      Lol

  • @insanity7002
    @insanity7002 3 года назад +111

    joe: burns a man named dave alive
    dave: man it’s cold in here.. aren’t you cold joe?
    joe: intense stare..

  • @oatz8449
    @oatz8449 3 года назад +2980

    You want to be immortal they said it will be fun they said...

  • @seapop311
    @seapop311 3 года назад +1941

    Why don't they just have Dr. Clef interview him? His anti-reality bending abilities might see through his anomalous ability.

    • @TheGameMage_
      @TheGameMage_ 3 года назад +465

      They are not aware of his reality bending till long after that facilities nuke goes off.
      They put the video recording of this interview through a reality bending filter and found out what he was truly saying, (a part he left out was him taking the gun from the guard outside and attempting to kill himself and failing and crying cause he cant) and his presence at the facility meant no back up to save them so a nuke had to be set off to protect the public. After finding out all this he was bumped up to keter and is still on the loose after escaping

    • @jorienwachukwu466
      @jorienwachukwu466 3 года назад +68

      Becuz Clef would most likely try to kill him.

    • @TheGameMage_
      @TheGameMage_ 3 года назад +144

      Jorie Nwachukwu
      Hes a keter class that caused a mass escape and destruction of a facility. Im pretty sure hes fair game at that point... not that it matters hes still on the loose

    • @seapop311
      @seapop311 3 года назад +14

      @@jorienwachukwu466 good point

    • @Commonmistake17348
      @Commonmistake17348 3 года назад +10

      @@TheGameMage_ where did you find that out from

  • @Nikku_Enjoyer
    @Nikku_Enjoyer 3 года назад +61

    THIS GOT DEADPOOL REAL FAST. THE FOURTH WALL WAS PUNCHED IN THE NOSE. This episode is crazy man

  • @Dark_Lieutenant
    @Dark_Lieutenant 3 года назад +24

    This man is how Skyrims main character would actually be after realizing the chaos and interactions dont matter to anyone.

  • @vindiesel564
    @vindiesel564 3 года назад +727

    Joe:*robs a bank
    Bank:”DAMN RATS”

  • @randomguyonyoutube6183
    @randomguyonyoutube6183 3 года назад +638

    Joe accidentally put all of his stat points into stealth.

  • @robertshelley4223
    @robertshelley4223 3 года назад +43

    Wait what if he talked to 682???? Would 682 adapt to Joe Schmo and actually be able to understand him? Of course then joe would free him and all he’ll breaks loose.

    • @piratekit3941
      @piratekit3941 2 года назад +5

      I see two outcomes. 682 flat out eats him, just swallows him whole without any dialogue. He might survive digestion and I assume he'll be crapped out afterwards. Or 682 hears him and they literally sit down at just chat, on their mutual and real hatred of humanity. And then probably a huge breech as Joe opens doors for 682. That's probably something he'd do for a laugh even if 682 didn't find him enjoyable to be around.

  • @Sam11714
    @Sam11714 3 года назад +59

    Doc: Oh god! There's a Keter not too far from here!
    Also Doc: In a Keter room

    • @KandyBoy69
      @KandyBoy69 3 года назад

      I'd say Euclid.

    • @Sauce_Sensei
      @Sauce_Sensei 3 года назад +2

      Kandy Boy he could literally kill everyone on earth if he wanted, granted it’d take a while but easily possible. Definitely keter

  • @vis0e
    @vis0e 3 года назад +2301

    I cant imagine being him. Bacically being completely alone for eternity that you have to cause complete chaos to cope.

    • @undeadprinceofchaos3731
      @undeadprinceofchaos3731 3 года назад +83

      It is kinda sad, but at least he found some means to interact with others even if they don’t understand him

    • @tiagoprieto7072
      @tiagoprieto7072 3 года назад +47

      Well, we are the only ones who can actually understand what he’s saying and doing. We’re probably the only real company he has.

    • @davionwilliams878
      @davionwilliams878 3 года назад +49

      I don’t think he’s immortal in Terms of aging since he can get older there could possibly be a way to die of old age

    • @EnderPlayerTV
      @EnderPlayerTV 3 года назад +18

      i would actually enjoy living like this, i could pretty much do everything i'd want.

    • @cryoflip5841
      @cryoflip5841 3 года назад +7

      He’s kinda like if video game characters like Link came to life and had our outside view.

  • @somerandomidiot2788
    @somerandomidiot2788 3 года назад +5064

    Man.... He's the nicest person on here so far, what a great guy.

    • @Swaxeman
      @Swaxeman 3 года назад +51

      What about 507?

    • @sheeloesreallycool
      @sheeloesreallycool 3 года назад +185

      Honestly, it’s like he isn’t anomalous at all. I wish he was let go.

    • @TheGameMage_
      @TheGameMage_ 3 года назад +49

      What about 999

    • @themonky7384
      @themonky7384 3 года назад +11

      Ahh a jackeryz pfp

    • @ashtonford2671
      @ashtonford2671 3 года назад +11

      I think all the human like ones are pretty nice

  • @HuneeBruh
    @HuneeBruh 3 года назад +306

    I wanna see a version where we hear what Tim’s hearing

    • @mrfred085
      @mrfred085 3 года назад +10

      That would be epic

    • @jakobmiller2255
      @jakobmiller2255 3 года назад +10

      This is based off a tape of another youtouber. It shows the interviewers pov.

    • @mkgaca8721
      @mkgaca8721 3 года назад +7

      @@jakobmiller2255 link?

    • @omnical6135
      @omnical6135 3 года назад +3

      @@jakobmiller2255 LINK???

    • @Toasterlord135
      @Toasterlord135 3 года назад +2

      @@jakobmiller2255 link

  • @HarriWasHere
    @HarriWasHere 3 года назад +33

    what a lovely invincible man with such good manners

  • @thicctoriasthedogwalker815
    @thicctoriasthedogwalker815 3 года назад +270

    Joe: “F***k you.”
    “...”
    Doctor: “Thank you.”

    • @blueenderman3322
      @blueenderman3322 3 года назад +3

      *F**k

    • @se7en427
      @se7en427 3 года назад +1

      Since when does “Fuck” have 5 letters.

    • @se7en427
      @se7en427 3 года назад

      @xero life bruh, I didn’t know the S in fucks came in the middle, lmao

  • @tcleocoa6740
    @tcleocoa6740 3 года назад +1501

    Anyone talking with Joe: Wow what a great guy!
    Dr Clef: Sounds like a reality bender to me *pulls out pistol*

    • @TheGameMage_
      @TheGameMage_ 3 года назад +90

      Pretty sure he would accept that if clef showed up with his shot gun

    • @slugworth3111
      @slugworth3111 3 года назад +45

      Pulls out Scranton reality anchors

    • @greengreed1475
      @greengreed1475 3 года назад +29

      I don't get it can someone tell me what can Dr clef do?

    • @tcleocoa6740
      @tcleocoa6740 3 года назад +78

      @@greengreed1475 Basically, he isn't affected by reality benders and is thought to be a reality bender himself

    • @maeveheart7464
      @maeveheart7464 3 года назад +35

      a MexicanNub or a god. Or a reality anchor. There’s a lot of possibilities.

  • @dondaledinglebob3724
    @dondaledinglebob3724 3 года назад +21

    This man just needs a hug.
    And someone to understand him

  • @koraegi
    @koraegi 3 года назад +25

    Its sad that this man has never had a genuine interaction with a single soul his whole life and never will

  • @ragedajac1770
    @ragedajac1770 3 года назад +325

    Joe:kills the half of the foundation
    the other half: he's such a great man

    • @gargoyles9999
      @gargoyles9999 3 года назад +10

      Perfectly balanced, as all things should be

  • @lenepia3
    @lenepia3 3 года назад +2766

    What a nice guy. Why is he even here? He’s just normal except for the whole immortal thing.

    • @therealchaosguy
      @therealchaosguy 3 года назад +160

      I know right? He's just your average guy

    • @risendarknes6736
      @risendarknes6736 3 года назад +126

      Yeah! He's just immortal, what's so bad about that? Nobody cares about his immortality.

    • @brandondaniels2027
      @brandondaniels2027 3 года назад +101

      He is so genuine and very kind. He can't be harmed but other than that he is a good guy

    • @collettescott5429
      @collettescott5429 3 года назад +48

      Why have we not yeeted him at 682 yet? I mean he’s a kinder Dr.Bright!

    • @Scp--wr4xv
      @Scp--wr4xv 3 года назад +15

      ...

  • @HuneeBruh
    @HuneeBruh 3 года назад +38

    "you're probably even denser than the rest..."
    "Thank you! That's kind of you to say!"

  • @ginopippofrebooter-ilrinne2881
    @ginopippofrebooter-ilrinne2881 3 года назад +27

    If he can talk to us.
    Then he is Deadpool!

    • @helloinsertnamehere5472
      @helloinsertnamehere5472 3 года назад +1

      Actually it's revealed in the end that he's talking to the an imaginary friend

  • @imxhris
    @imxhris 3 года назад +1950

    Joe: **talks about beating people up.**
    Doc: that’s very nice!
    Joe: **talks about having no regret killing someone**
    Doc: Wow. Interesting. Can I have more information?

    • @selectidiot
      @selectidiot 3 года назад +42

      i'm not a fan of what they did with Joe.
      in the article interview Joe's a violent ass but he's also desperate for someone to interact with him, he courses the outbreak thinking the nuke will kill him.
      i remember at the end its revealed that if you listen to recordings of Joe when he's not there you hear what he's really saying.

    • @DanielTaylor-is1mg
      @DanielTaylor-is1mg 3 года назад +7

      Damnnnn that’s cool I do the same

    • @bloxy5729
      @bloxy5729 3 года назад +11

      Hes kinda like a fourth wall breaker

    • @theredcomradeyt8454
      @theredcomradeyt8454 3 года назад +5

      Lol

    • @rosetathorn9579
      @rosetathorn9579 3 года назад +11

      I want to meet this man now! I'd love to be the only one who actually understands him. It would be even better if a portion of his ability was passed on to me as a result! God I want to meet him so badly!

  • @mladen7641
    @mladen7641 3 года назад +1774

    Everyone becomes an Oblivion NPC around this guy.

    • @fatnootz3466
      @fatnootz3466 3 года назад +39

      Wonderful weather were having

    • @yeejus9257
      @yeejus9257 3 года назад +26

      Heard any news from the other provinces?

    • @yeejus9257
      @yeejus9257 3 года назад +9

      goodbye!

    • @sausagelessgumbog2b447
      @sausagelessgumbog2b447 3 года назад +3

      He's the dovakin while everyone else is Lydia

    • @louis8487
      @louis8487 3 года назад +6

      I understand the Fighters Guild is hiring new members. Not bad work for some folks.

  • @bigg2472
    @bigg2472 3 года назад +41

    Would they understand him if he actually said nice things?

    • @janusinitiative3520
      @janusinitiative3520 3 года назад +10

      I think,when he's being nice,they perceive him as being awful,the opposite of what we saw in the video. Would explain why his brother tried to kill him

    • @Munderscore
      @Munderscore 2 года назад +3

      i think so. the reason they never understand him normally is because they perceive him as what would be a logical reaction to a situation. for example if someone got hit by a car and everyone was freaking out they would perceive joe as having the same reaction when in reality he probably wouldnt care.

  • @JimPickensCultist
    @JimPickensCultist 3 года назад +10

    Joe: Pushes man on a wheelchair into the traffic
    People: What a good man helping him cross the road

  • @cameicho6415
    @cameicho6415 3 года назад +1705

    So basically he's a 4th wall breaking protagonist who's tired of everyone and everything praising him. I like the fact he just casually strolls out of the facility while personnel are being maimed to death by SCPs.

    • @yeejus9257
      @yeejus9257 3 года назад +77

      Wdym he's just politely answering questions, Smh watch the video before you comment.

    • @juango500
      @juango500 3 года назад +15

      absolute unit coming out of the facility as the place is mauled by a keter. badass.

    • @bryanbergmann1133
      @bryanbergmann1133 3 года назад +3

      @@yeejus9257 lmao

    • @chrisagha328
      @chrisagha328 3 года назад +4

      I hope his is a protagonist

    • @pooper8643
      @pooper8643 3 года назад +1

      Wdym he sounds nice ngl

  • @mrhater2284
    @mrhater2284 3 года назад +1115

    Joe: *punt kicks a toddler*
    Everyone: wow joe you're such a nice guy.

    • @Starwalker168
      @Starwalker168 3 года назад +15

      i have two quotes
      KICK THE BABY IKE
      YEETUS THAT FEETUS

    • @funman5876
      @funman5876 3 года назад +4

      @@Starwalker168 ice the baby

    • @500yearsago8
      @500yearsago8 3 года назад +1

      *TRUMP MEMES 👇😂😅️⁩*
      ruclips.net/video/IpMroh6YwE8/видео.html
      ruclips.net/video/IpMroh6YwE8/видео.html

    • @lmaobruh4809
      @lmaobruh4809 3 года назад +4

      500 years ago stop liking your own comment for a free like

    • @Starwalker168
      @Starwalker168 3 года назад +1

      @@lmaobruh4809 understandable have a great day

  • @itzverybored7114
    @itzverybored7114 3 года назад +30

    A disaster behind him*
    Him: Walkes epicly😎

  • @saali6860
    @saali6860 3 года назад +19

    3:38 I REALLY CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE I'M GOING INSANE SOMEONE HELP

  • @rainischalk-late3540
    @rainischalk-late3540 3 года назад +433

    *I love how he turned to the camera and talks to it as if he’s in a Disney show-*

    • @janemaria8912
      @janemaria8912 3 года назад +2

      But... That means you noticed him

    • @Hello-sq1ik
      @Hello-sq1ik 3 года назад +2

      -------- --------- i pooped --------------

    • @arlosenear4553
      @arlosenear4553 3 года назад +2

      -----I peed----

    • @stika1055
      @stika1055 3 года назад +1

      --------------i farted--------------,

    • @cablekcub8222
      @cablekcub8222 3 года назад +1

      ----I cried----

  • @micahhoff6275
    @micahhoff6275 3 года назад +1807

    Joe Schmo
    is the typa dude to say “I bet you’re wondering how I got into this situation.”

    • @dfrost-3690
      @dfrost-3690 3 года назад +44

      You forgot "yup, that's me."

    • @connorbobonnor3440
      @connorbobonnor3440 3 года назад +21

      It all started in the summer of 86

    • @computernoober7823
      @computernoober7823 3 года назад +7

      Micah Hoff is the type of guy that would say “typa”

    • @kamekazi60
      @kamekazi60 3 года назад +2

      It’s sad you corrected your post but forgot a grammatical error it’s not “typa” it’s type of. Goofy dork

    • @shaarkfinn
      @shaarkfinn 3 года назад +2

      nelson garcia, “typa” is actually just American slang for “type of”

  • @thatoneniceguy408
    @thatoneniceguy408 3 года назад +14

    Hey that guy on the left seat seems like a very respectable nice guy, pretty cool that they can't be hurt.

  • @ferhad9865
    @ferhad9865 3 года назад +21

    Joe: *Tells the story of his life*
    The interviewer: „Interesting“

  • @PropagandaDS
    @PropagandaDS 3 года назад +1740

    I love to think Dr. Bright can actually understand him.

    • @markeral2155
      @markeral2155 3 года назад +227

      Probably Dr. Clef instead cuz anomalies don't affect him

    • @williamsmith6921
      @williamsmith6921 3 года назад +40

      @@markeral2155 I didn't think about that, have there been any files of him talking with clef

    • @ninjacreeper1066
      @ninjacreeper1066 3 года назад +75

      @@williamsmith6921 well they probably wouldn't have doctor clef interview him because no one thinks he's anything more than just invincible, they'd probably find it unnecessary to interview him unless he just happened to be in the same room with the guy by chance.

    • @medic-gg7jo
      @medic-gg7jo 3 года назад +33

      I wonder what would happen, if he got a hold of Dr. Brights amulet. Now, that would be an interesting tale!

    • @Artixtra
      @Artixtra 3 года назад +12

      @@markeral2155 well I dont think it would because he is the anomaly,so talking to clef would just make it out like normal(well 1504s normal)

  • @dinoman3353
    @dinoman3353 3 года назад +661

    Doctor:how did you become unkillable?
    Joe:
    *i slapped death in the face and made it cry*

  • @senatorarmstrong1233
    @senatorarmstrong1233 3 года назад +7

    My boy getting ignored by death

  • @truesurvivor585
    @truesurvivor585 3 года назад +6

    I love the end where everything is fucking chaos left right and center and he is calmly like "Can i get a double espresso to go?"

  • @karenbonds264
    @karenbonds264 3 года назад +549

    Joe Schmo is what Deadpool would be if he had the powers of Forget-Me-Not.

    • @dingocheez766
      @dingocheez766 3 года назад +20

      That is actually a perfect description.

    • @Sir_Bucket
      @Sir_Bucket 3 года назад +2

      And if he took himself seriously, which makes the character boring for me

    • @wnovo3668
      @wnovo3668 3 года назад +7

      @@Sir_Bucket he's uninteresting because he takes himself seriously? I feel like there are other things that do make him interesting

    • @zlectricute1906
      @zlectricute1906 3 года назад +1

      I bet those two would get along really well if they met

    • @travelsizedarchie
      @travelsizedarchie 3 года назад +1

      *Who's forget me not?*

  • @smolbrainhuman1598
    @smolbrainhuman1598 3 года назад +446

    Everybody always asked "who is Joe Schmo"
    But nobody ever asked "how is Joe Schmo"
    Edit:De fuc why this have 464 likes i just copy and pasted this from another comment but changed the name(but thanks though)

  • @esthercooper7181
    @esthercooper7181 3 года назад +7

    10:58 poor 999 he just chilling in the background having to deal with all the chaos

  • @sane810
    @sane810 3 года назад +15

    Plot twist: the doctor was a paid actor

  • @themasteroffear2041
    @themasteroffear2041 3 года назад +1155

    This is one of the most intriguing scps why can no one hear what he's actually saying

    • @garlicbreadcrumb3653
      @garlicbreadcrumb3653 3 года назад +75

      It’s one of his anomalies effects

    • @username8885
      @username8885 3 года назад +33

      @@garlicbreadcrumb3653 no shit

    • @Zadanoire
      @Zadanoire 3 года назад +108

      *Cause he is a rare breed of reality warper. The subconscious kind. The kind that reality warp without even knowing its reality warping! To him its just the universe's way of torturing him!*

    • @Sir_Bucket
      @Sir_Bucket 3 года назад +6

      I personnaly don't like it. It's litteraly a dead pool but less funny

    • @kaidaluck648
      @kaidaluck648 3 года назад +46

      @@Sir_Bucket I'll correct you: It's depressed Deadpool.

  • @bravecylinder93
    @bravecylinder93 3 года назад +9

    Hearing TheRubber’s voice in this video was such a boost to this episodes mood.

  • @duck-zq7zo
    @duck-zq7zo 3 года назад +13

    wait a second, if he broke out, would anyone even know

  • @MonkeDreemurr2787196339mOnKeY
    @MonkeDreemurr2787196339mOnKeY 3 года назад +2115

    The poor slime terrified in the breach, just covering his face

  • @saintcorvic1194
    @saintcorvic1194 3 года назад +3106

    This is actually some true talk. If someone did have these abilities their moral compass would deteriorate fast and would do anything just for entertainment.

    • @TigerOTheHarbingersOCataclysms
      @TigerOTheHarbingersOCataclysms 3 года назад +63

      @@polydullmemes3497 if you had these powers yours would probably completely disappear

    • @gianttacogod
      @gianttacogod 3 года назад +38

      Poly Dull that’s not something you should be proud of.

    • @TigerOTheHarbingersOCataclysms
      @TigerOTheHarbingersOCataclysms 3 года назад +9

      @jigga jaw by fine do you mean no degradation to their moral compass or little degradation to it?
      (I feel like degradation isn't the right word to use but can't think of anything else)

    • @humanseekingtruth6080
      @humanseekingtruth6080 3 года назад +26

      I disagree, not everyone is the same or feels/thinks the same, a person can choose to do good like a superhero with these powers, instead of being a villain.

    • @humanseekingtruth6080
      @humanseekingtruth6080 3 года назад +3

      @Poly Dull • I’m curious, you find all forms of suffering enjoyable? Or have you found a limit to this in yourself?

  • @genericusername1997
    @genericusername1997 3 года назад +15

    Queen Elizabeth II: Finally a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!

  • @whywontthisdamnnamethingwo8711
    @whywontthisdamnnamethingwo8711 3 года назад +21

    I’d like to see what would happen if he met 343, cause since 343 is god would he understand him or not?

  • @Dino-er8tp
    @Dino-er8tp 3 года назад +199

    "My moral compass is non-existent" no your moral compass is a god damn roulette wheel

    • @maerx5053
      @maerx5053 3 года назад +4

      No, no, he’s got a point

  • @IVIICHAELxx
    @IVIICHAELxx 3 года назад +1306

    I wonder if Joe Schmo can beat his anomaly by writing instead of talking.

    • @yaglet7985
      @yaglet7985 3 года назад +147

      I was wondering the same thing

    • @SANTIGO_DA_1
      @SANTIGO_DA_1 3 года назад +82

      This was like the third thing that popped into my minf

    • @chair7261
      @chair7261 3 года назад +164

      Whatever he writes will possibly just turn out different toward others

    • @thisismyfirstusernameimade3007
      @thisismyfirstusernameimade3007 3 года назад +104

      Actions won't really beat the anomaly considering he's constantly committing acts against humanity and nobody cares.

    • @crixxbrixx
      @crixxbrixx 3 года назад +93

      @@thisismyfirstusernameimade3007 yeah, probably. He hit the doctor in the face and he thought it was a “random nosebleed”

  • @snodog00
    @snodog00 3 года назад +2

    That guy seemed so nice. I think it's pretty stupid that the foundation is trying to lock him up when all he can do is not die. I mean, he was courteous and concise when the researchers asked him questions and it seemed like he wouldn't hurt a fly. They should just let the poor man go and keep tabs on him, it's not like his properties allow him to hurt anyone.

  • @GrammarlyXD
    @GrammarlyXD 3 года назад +7

    This is the literal representation of surrounded by the universe like when your parents say “ your not surrounded by the universe “ but this guy is surrounded by the fucking universe like no shit

  • @Cynx210
    @Cynx210 3 года назад +900

    “You must be denser than the rest”
    ‘Thank you, that’s kind of you to say’

  • @LethalMonarch
    @LethalMonarch 3 года назад +733

    Dr clef is able to understand him since anomalies don’t affect him.

  • @popenieafantome9527
    @popenieafantome9527 3 года назад +4

    Was expecting the standard “can it survive the indestructible lizard” test to be done

    • @alexonian2940
      @alexonian2940 2 года назад

      682 is probably the only one who sees him in his reality

  • @Ratcat234
    @Ratcat234 3 года назад +817

    joe schmo: Ignore everyone, and doing whatever he wants, hurt, bullied, eat, Vice versa...
    but there one:
    CameraMan the one who know the truth

    • @staircatz
      @staircatz 3 года назад +6

      Lmao

    • @zombrexozelexi9069
      @zombrexozelexi9069 3 года назад +8

      The people watching the camera-feed must be terrified of him 🤣

    • @someonebehindascreen6902
      @someonebehindascreen6902 3 года назад +5

      Cameraman: DOC!

    • @PinapMocha
      @PinapMocha 3 года назад +4

      Everyone: **notices nothing**
      Camera Man: **notices everything**
      Joe: Impossible

    • @Dythcr
      @Dythcr 3 года назад

      @@zombrexozelexi9069 I think the people watching the camera see the good side of him (But camera man knows)

  • @Joe-kr3oi
    @Joe-kr3oi 3 года назад +878

    Fan theory: What if Joe Schmoe actually exists but we keep forgetting about him.

    • @dolmiopaste
      @dolmiopaste 3 года назад +8

      Nah, I still remember him lmao

    • @Mega-rx9sr
      @Mega-rx9sr 3 года назад +15

      He's like forgetmenot from the x men everybody forgets him

    • @Nobody-707
      @Nobody-707 3 года назад +2

      like 055

    • @DeathKenshin
      @DeathKenshin 3 года назад +1

      Oh sh

    • @Couch0C
      @Couch0C 3 года назад +6

      @@SWAGgam155 I forgot.

  • @x3Rmal
    @x3Rmal 3 года назад +6

    That guy seems like a guy you could trust. He's so nice!

  • @cpt.briggsy5144
    @cpt.briggsy5144 3 года назад +5

    I like how Joe straight up obliterates the fourth wall like it's nothing

  • @obamaball6578
    @obamaball6578 3 года назад +885

    Joe: *kills seven children by curb stomping them*
    Random: "I think we should give this man a Oscar"

  • @isleofdead1337
    @isleofdead1337 3 года назад +506

    “He’s just like the rest...” *looks at the camera*
    Me: w... that’s illegal!

  • @Nik-tk4ew
    @Nik-tk4ew 3 года назад +6

    Did anyone notice that the ashtray appear and disappear on the table?

  • @trulysincere2201
    @trulysincere2201 3 года назад +6

    Oh so this is that joe person everyone has been talking about

  • @ethers1442
    @ethers1442 3 года назад +724

    Honestly, he's probably just some random Joe Schmo.

    • @histranger5808
      @histranger5808 3 года назад

      Stop.

    • @thenewbie2750
      @thenewbie2750 3 года назад +1

      Who is joe?

    • @ethers1442
      @ethers1442 3 года назад +3

      @@thenewbie2750 Joe Schmo?

    • @obuIisk
      @obuIisk 3 года назад

      @@ethers1442 ruclips.net/video/Uf3ouaeB6UQ/видео.html

    • @barryhere71
      @barryhere71 3 года назад

      @@obuIiski dont shink i got rick rolled unless its the original.right?

  • @anthonygalindo6334
    @anthonygalindo6334 3 года назад +344

    "Who is Joe"
    *very dangerous question to ask*

  • @brianwestbye9015
    @brianwestbye9015 Год назад +2

    It was very brave of that guy to step outside the room to try and stop the other SCPs on his own! A true hero.

  • @maikol1433
    @maikol1433 3 года назад +2

    the 4th wall has been shatters
    and Joe Schmo is the best

  • @memesneverdiememesarelegen7350
    @memesneverdiememesarelegen7350 3 года назад +760

    Doc: How does King Crimson works?
    Joe: **Explains how it works**
    Doc: Wha-

    • @RyanIsOnYT
      @RyanIsOnYT 3 года назад +37

      Honestly king crimson isn’t that confusing

    • @lukelun
      @lukelun 3 года назад +13

      @@RyanIsOnYT i mean forcing people to do the actions they where gonna do while removing it from their brains and only you are able to do anything within that time frame is pretty crazy

    • @zombrexozelexi9069
      @zombrexozelexi9069 3 года назад +10

      Considering his ability where everything he is saying gets converted to reasonable and understandable sentences for others, there is a very real chance that if people were to ask questions on things they don't understand then they would get the correct answer to these questions.

    • @coomercast3147
      @coomercast3147 3 года назад +6

      You talk about king crimson BUT NOT D4C

    • @thebulkybalkan1137
      @thebulkybalkan1137 3 года назад +5

      @@coomercast3147 yeah d4c Is really confusing

  • @emeraldskies8254
    @emeraldskies8254 3 года назад +889

    Joe: starts breaking the fourth wall
    Me: oh no he’s breaking *the fourth wall*

    • @crazed-ds7ux
      @crazed-ds7ux 3 года назад +16

      Me not phased that he broke the fourth wall:finally a cartoon character I can enjoy

    • @marioionion2
      @marioionion2 3 года назад +7

      I imagine if he'll breaking the 5 wall

    • @dufoxboi4525
      @dufoxboi4525 3 года назад +4

      It’s not that he you weren’t phased, you just ignored him because of his anomalous powers

  • @kiwidatwolfowoimwolfy4642
    @kiwidatwolfowoimwolfy4642 3 года назад +2

    I think he will be happy when day breaks

  • @chrono405
    @chrono405 3 года назад +8

    When you max Stealth in rpgs

  • @a.w.1499
    @a.w.1499 3 года назад +1214

    Joe: -beating someone to death, and they're screaming-
    Someone to their friend: Do you hear something?
    Friend: Nah, it's probably just the rain.

  • @lunaria7067
    @lunaria7067 3 года назад +596

    I feel like "There is a Keter at this site" was a bit of an understatement...

    • @michaelquaid9656
      @michaelquaid9656 3 года назад +7

      It was 106

    • @NDXL_457
      @NDXL_457 3 года назад +12

      There were actually multiple keters like joe schmo and the builder bear

    • @lunaria7067
      @lunaria7067 3 года назад +5

      @@NDXL_457 that's why I made this comment lmao

    • @somerandomorphan2631
      @somerandomorphan2631 3 года назад +3

      there needs to be an “CONTAIN THE FUCK OUT OF THIS” after keter