Alonzo: *sets cookie sheet on counter* *nothing happens* Alonzo: *Immediately moves the cookie sheet 20 different times* *Thinks it a good idea to put it on his lap and then back on the counter and then back on his lap and then MOVES IT with his BARE HANDS. Like- why? 😂
Alonzo: Did someone just bite my pickle?! I know I didn't! Me: Um, did you check this timestamp? 5:02 Also Alonzo: *puts 5 pounds of whipped cream on a carrot* Also Also Alonzo: The whipped cream actually overpowers the carrot.
@Christopher Savage I understand u don’t like it by u didn’t have to say it like that. I love Nutella and I’m not tell u that you are dumb because it is really good. Careful what u say
Titan babies 😂, Some of them are actually alright like the carrot and broccoli one, the others I do not classify myself in whatever group they came from 😂
I don't even have to be pregnant for the lemon and salt lol. I've Loved lemon and salt ever since I was a little. But that's probably some of the reason why my stomach is messed up today LOL
You make my day. You are amazing and you remind me of my favorite brother. I have 5 of them. I am 35yrs old and he passed away when I was 14yrs old. I still cry for him today as I did when I was a little girl. Your videos make me feel he is still with me. I love you dearly. Thank you 💪🏿♥️✌🏿🤗🤗🤗 you make my days better ♥️
8:07 "Hold on, did someone bite my pickle?" Yes, Alonzo. Someone did, indeed, bite your pickle, more than once 5:02, and 5:07 and from the look of the bowl, I'd say those where not the only ones.
I'm so glad this was commented cause i dont watch him much anymore and I was so confused when he said that then picked up a can of spaghetti and MEATballs.....
Just thought I should share a quick story about broccoli, my brother ate some of it and he found a worm in his and named him Marvin and realesed him outside and we watched a bird take away Marvin in it's mouth. Let's just say Marvin is sleeping peacefully in a bird's belly.
He went from "light pineapple juice because I'm vegan", almost immediately into "SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS!" Plus, the pepperoni! I worry about him sometimes... 😂
Don’t know if you are still looking for more stuff, but when I was a kid, I liked to eat; Cooled down roast chicken and marbled cheddar cheese on top of salted crackers. That or mashed potatoes, pieces of roast beef and marbled cheddar bits (sometimes with a bit of additional sauce if the roasted meat came with it).
I eat my lemons with salt all the time rind and all!!! Just make sure you wash lemons well! Your next food video try the nacho cheese doritos... very good sometimes that is my dinner.. and never been pregnant so not a pregnancy craving!!!!
I love your channel! I was telling my grandparents about this video and she said she would take a coke, pour it in a cup then pour a bag of regular salted peanuts in the cup. As you would drink it, you would get the saltiness and fizziness. She said she has always absolutely loved it. My son and I looked at her like wth 😂 Please try this! If you like it, then I will try it!
I eat lemon and salt all throughout the year. It's delicious. And it keeps my sodium levels normal. That and salted pickles and salted pickle juice. Yes, I eat the peel, too. The peel is where more of the lemon flavor is. Plus, the white pith contains lipoflavenoids. That helps people who suffer from vertigo.
@@lauraluzu That sounds delicious! My boyfriend likes to do that with the fire sauce, and I had a friend who likes to put the diablo in macaroni and cheese.
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No one:
Alonzo: **puts so much whipped cream on the carrot** "The whipped cream actually overpowers the carrot"
Lol right, he had a little bit of carrot with his whipped cream
I wonder why...😏😂
right
i knowww i was like bruh
Alonzo- DID SOMEONE EAT MY PICKLE?!?!?!?
Everyone who watched him eat the pickle in the beginning- o______o
Ha
This part 😂😂
How didnt this comment get more hype?
This needs more like cuz GURRRL
I mean he is gay after all.....lol
"...it's Pineapple Light because I'm vegan."
_me trying to figure out how that works_ 🤔
Thank you I m wondering the same
LMAO that comment just legit doesn’t make sense but hey, it’s Alonzo. Only confirmation needed
Followed by spaghetti & meatballs, pepperoni & fish sticks
Vegan... then pulls out pepperoni and meatball spaghetti lol 🤣
Watch his food video play list. He says it a lot 🤣🤣
Are we gonna ignore the way Alonzo took a hot pan put it on top of his legs and was surprised when he got burnt
I love that part 😆
And then he picked them up put them down and picked they up with his hands 😭😭😭
and then he screamed removed it and put it back 🤣
2 years later and it still damn near has me in tears
"Because I'm classy like that" *Spits food across the counter* 😂😂😂😂
I eat the just cause my mom and grandmamma do too🤣🤣🤣
Omfggggg not “Did someone bite my pickle 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m like O_o didn’t you ju- .......... at the begi - ..........
I was telling at my screen like “ U WAS THE ONE WHO TOOK A BIG OH BITE OF IT AND OUT I BACK😂😂😂😂”
Yelling *
I just watched this man bite into a pickle, forget, and then throw a fit because "someone" bit his pickle
Not to mention he lives alone...So either someone broke in during filming and bit a pickle then left or he got dementia.
@@greatleader4841 or it was kash
@@taliawallerstein2108 You know damn well kash isn't eating a pickle with a camera near it.
There must be a pickle loving ghost!
What’s the time stamp i genuinely think I’m going mad because I can’t seem to find it 😂😂😂
11:21 I laughed so hard when he put the fish sticks in his lap and started screaming cuz he forgot that they just came out of the oven! 🤣🤪
Me too 😂😂😂😂
Omg I was looking for a comment about that 😂😂😂
Me too I had to replay like 100 times
@@edwardsr8176 me too 😂😂
THAT WAS HILARIOUS I LAUGHED AS WELL PLAYED IT BACK SO MANY TIMES
*lifts up apple sauce* “we also have apple juice” 😂😂
I died at that part 🤣🤣
I watching the video again and I saw that.
y’all i can’t stop watching the part where he put the cooking tray on his lap and screamed i’m rollingggggg
LOL SAME
Sameee😂😂😂
😭😭😭🤣🤣
I died 😂😂🤣🤣
Same 🤣
We not gon talk about how he burnt himself with the pan😭😂
Fr 😂😂
I’ve never laughed so hard before. Putting the fish stick pan on his lap, holy🤣
BRO I STARTED CRYING 💀😭😭😭😭
I died after that bro. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
me too
@@grettaesquivel-lopez6042 nobody asked
Alonzo: *did someone bite my pickle?!*
Me: he clearly forgot he bit one, put it back and took a new one to soak in pineapple juice
yeahh omg i was dead asf
I feel like he’s the kid at school who would eat literally anything if you gave him like a dollar lmaooo 💀
I was that kid lol
once in the sixth grade, i got 10 dollars to drink a dip cup of school soy sauce..... it was beyond salty but worth it
💯😂🤣😂🤣💯
Yesss
I was that kid someone dared me to eat some barbeque chips dipped in pudding for some money and I ended eating the whole bag
I had to rewatch the part when Alonzo put the hot cookie sheet on his legs. Had me rollin 🤣😂💀😭😅
Omg same lmao like what did he think would happen lmao 😂😂😂
I did to. I was laughing so hard.
And when he flicked the seed off the lemon
Thank god I’m not the only one
I love that he completely forgot about how he bit the pickle and then put it back 😂🤦🏻♀️
Alonzo: *sets cookie sheet on counter*
*nothing happens*
Alonzo: *Immediately moves the cookie sheet 20 different times* *Thinks it a good idea to put it on his lap and then back on the counter and then back on his lap and then MOVES IT with his BARE HANDS. Like- why? 😂
Alonzo: “it’s light pineapple because I’m Vegan”
Non-Vegan food: yogurt, chocolate pudding, Doritos, Cheez It’s, whip cream, fish sticks......
“What are y’all having a Warhead baby!” 😂🤣😂
Frr I was like “didn’t I just see him pull out some cheese itz” 😂
Yess! I was like “Wayment fish sticks”
And the spaghetti and meatballs 🤣
@@clean_oceanproject6552 right!!
Don't forget the pepperoni and the spaghetti with meatballs 🤣🤣
"Cause I'm vegan.. ThEn wE gOt ThE MeAtBaLlS"
I was about to say the same thing 😂
And pepperoni
And fish sticks
Lol he ain't vegan 😂 heck lol my cousin is vegan and he won't touch half of that 😂😂 I'm sure he was just being funny
@@erinkarns9487 I was sooo confused omg😂
That scream though when he put the pan on his thighs 😆😆
he bit the pickle and put it back 5 minutes later : "who took a bite out of my pickle i know i didnt'
😭
Are we going to ignore how he sucked the pickle 😭
I was looking for this comment 😂
Right lol and then he the one bit the pickle and gonna ask did someone bite his pickle 😂😂 like dude.
THANK YOU!!!
@@Poet4MyHeart Me 2
Okay I was looking for somebody to say it
Alonzo: *puts a fistful of whipped cream on top of a baby carrot*
Also Alonzo: “the whipped cream actually overpowers the carrot”
I just wanna kno what made him wanna put the hot pan on his leg😂
Could be a brain fart or something. Sometimes I would grab a hot pan with my bare hands forgetting its hot😂
Because it would burn the counter
@@m3rcxhunter269 & his leg.
“Bouquet of broccoli.”
Imagine being at a wedding and they throw broccoli instead of flowers.
I'm doing this at my wedding I swear
Lol I thought of doing that if I got married lol hey its cheep lol and funny
Vegan wedding bouquets 😆
When I was young I threw the pickl jar on the floor cuz I couldn't open it
I'm doing that at my wedding lmao I swear on everything ima do it xD
NOBODY IS TALKING ABOUT WHEN HE DROPPED THE FISHSTICKS ON HIS LAP I WAS CRYING 💀. Edit: it was at 11:20-11:25
I was done lol
Ikr I played that part back so many times 😂😂😂
I died🤣😂🤣😂🤣 because I’ve actually done put the pan on the stove and forgot to put the damn mitt back on🤷🏻♀️🤔
I died laughing for 20 minutes I couldn't breathe 😂😂🤣🤣
@@laila7156 yess🤣
Eerybody is talking about how he forgot he bit the pickle.... But nobody is talking about how he deep throats them and throws it in the bowl 😂
😂🤣🤪😏
Alonzo: Did someone just bite my pickle?! I know I didn't!
Me: Um, did you check this timestamp? 5:02
Also Alonzo: *puts 5 pounds of whipped cream on a carrot*
Also Also Alonzo: The whipped cream actually overpowers the carrot.
Also also also Alonzo: vegan pineapple
On icarley carley puts whip cream on her carrot
What If Carley is pregnant!!
“The whipped cream actually overpowers the carrot” after putting half a can of whipped cream on the carrot 💀
🤣🤣🤣
THANK YOU!!!!!
@@timothy21teague Ikr
BAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So we gonna ignore how he tells us to get a dictionary, but yet he misspells “Edition”, ALONZO GET A DICTIONARY FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
LMBO 😂 😂
*“I honestly don’t know the difference between chocolate icing and Nutella”* EXCUse me😭 Nutella is soooo good
Nutella is nasty in my opinion
True its so good. Also it’s hazelnut not just chocolate too
@Christopher Savage I understand u don’t like it by u didn’t have to say it like that. I love Nutella and I’m not tell u that you are dumb because it is really good. Careful what u say
@@itscarlaunaaa well it was his opinion....
I honestly think nutella sucks. I would literally eat vegemite or something before I will eat nutella because that shit is nasty as fuck.
The single pepperoni in the bowl got me laughing and the way his eyes are looking all the way to the side 2:10
"The whipped cream kinda overpowers the carrot" well sir if you didnt use the whole CAN of whipped cream it might not have overpowered the carrot....
I was looking for this comment
The only reason I came to the comments 🤣🤣
He didn’t tho
@@Law10205 can you not understand sarcasm or exaggeration for humor....? Or do you just not have a personality....?
@@savannahellis8888 it’s bad humor when it makes no sense
“And why is the n in black and everything else is in red?”😂😂💀
I'm only realizing this now
“The whip cream overpowers the carrot.” That’s because you put way too much whip cream on the carrot! 🤣
I was looking for someone to point that out
Kash has an adorable face is why. You can tell he is well taken care of.
"What type of pregnancy craving is that. Are y'all having a warhead baby" 😂😂😂
Titan babies 😂, Some of them are actually alright like the carrot and broccoli one, the others I do not classify myself in whatever group they came from 😂
When he was shcoked that his pickle had a bite in it... but, forgot that it was HIS ass that bit the pickle earlier 😂😂😂 It be ya own Alonzos
Ikr I’m like bro that was you. He forgot real quick.
I just got to this part 🤣
SO IS NOBODY GONNA TALK ABOUT ALONZO LAYING A HOT PAN IN HIS LAP?????😂😂😂😂😂😭😭💀
AHH! lmao
I don't even have to be pregnant for the lemon and salt lol. I've Loved lemon and salt ever since I was a little. But that's probably some of the reason why my stomach is messed up today LOL
Same !! But. When he bit. In I was like. “Noo u got to squeeze the lemon and salt min in your mouth not. Bite it !!!” Lol
Lemon And salt
So is nobody gonna talk about how the title says "EDGIGION"
I came here to see if anyone caught that.
🤣🤣🤣
@@robertp181 Me too!
Glad I’m not the only one who noticed 😂😂
That’s the first thing my sister said to me when she was watching this video lol.
Everyone who loves Alonzo: please send him Pepto Bismal for his upcoming birthday. 🤣
Lactaid, too.
He’s gonna need it. Your makeup is 💣
@@boogiebear3095 Awww shucks! Thanks!
And gas-x
Dear Alonzo,
"GET A DICTIONARY"
Sincerely, the fans
You make my day. You are amazing and you remind me of my favorite brother. I have 5 of them. I am 35yrs old and he passed away when I was 14yrs old. I still cry for him today as I did when I was a little girl. Your videos make me feel he is still with me. I love you dearly. Thank you 💪🏿♥️✌🏿🤗🤗🤗 you make my days better ♥️
8:07 "Hold on, did someone bite my pickle?"
Yes, Alonzo. Someone did, indeed, bite your pickle, more than once 5:02, and 5:07 and from the look of the bowl, I'd say those where not the only ones.
Right 😂
That’s what I was gonna say!! Haha he cracks me up
“Whip cream with a hint of carodd” I’m so dead
“Because I’m vegan” proceeds to eat fist sticks, spaghetti and meatballs and sardines 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Also eats extra creamy dairy Reddi whipped cream instead of the non-dairy version. XD
I was so confused doe😂, he can’t be vegan, can he??😐😂
plus ice cream and sour cream and cheese
And pepperoni 😆 🤣 😂
Milk, Nutella, yogurt, ranch, cheese
Pepperoni Pizza rolls and French onion dip is my huge pregnancy craving right now!🤣
Who else loves the "because I'm vegan" running gag?🙋🏾♀️🙋🏾♀️😂😂
I'm so glad this was commented cause i dont watch him much anymore and I was so confused when he said that then picked up a can of spaghetti and MEATballs.....
“We have a whole bouquet of broccoli for cryin’ out loud” Alonzo 2021
A salt and lemon pregnancy craving? That baby's first word is going to be "tequila!"
Mannn
Hahaha 🍋🧂🍸👈shot glass
Just thought I should share a quick story about broccoli, my brother ate some of it and he found a worm in his and named him Marvin and realesed him outside and we watched a bird take away Marvin in it's mouth. Let's just say Marvin is sleeping peacefully in a bird's belly.
That's why you have to wash them first
@@blue51713 he did...
Get a dictionary
Alonzo: "Apple Juice"
*picks up apple sauce"
I was looking for this comment. I was like, "um do you mean applesauce?"🤣🤣🤣
Xtra thicc apple juice
The person who recommended the fish sticks and chocolate pudding definitely was a Kids Cuisine kid. 😂
Agreed!
Absolutely 😂
Pregnancy craving, lemon and salt: they really want a drink!
I eat that sometimes too lol
I eat lemon (or lime) wedges with salt all the time. It’s so good!
That was my go to when I was pregnant with my first child. My kids love eating lemons and salt.
I just love it. No pregnancy craving here!! 😂😂
I eat that normally especially with foods like tacos and veggies
Alonzo: * puts like a cup of whipped cream on the carrot *
Also Alonzo: "the whipped cream kinda overpowers the carrot" 😂🤣
A whole weird food combos that's comprised of just pregnancy cravings would be great ngl
He has done pregnancy cravings before I thought?
hes done one before
13:49 what piano sound is this ?
Ok
That would be cool. When I was pregnant I craved Vienna with Mayo and hot sauce and hotdogs with strawberry cream cheese
Did somebody bite my pickle??!!! Lmaoooo 😩😩😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂💀
He bit into one and doesn't remember XD
“We have pineapple light because I’m vegan”...(eats sardines)😂
He says he vegan and yet he ate yogurt whipped cream and other dairy he is a bad vegan
I had to rewind the video because I thought that's what he said. 🤔
@@lonewolfbrokeneagle8401 but there are vegan options of that tho
he’s obviously joking
@@lonewolfbrokeneagle8401 he’s joking
He went from "light pineapple juice because I'm vegan", almost immediately into "SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS!" Plus, the pepperoni! I worry about him sometimes... 😂
SLAY,ALL DAY POOKIE WOOKIE BEAR 😊😊😊😊❤❤❤
Lemonade, spaghetti and meatballs.
HE'S BACK AT IT AGAAAAAAAIIIIIIIINNNNNNN!🔥🔥🔥
Why is no one talking about how the title says “edigion.”
right lol
What is that?
"Get a dictionary" lmao
@@adriannamackay6478 lol
Thank you for the likes! I wasn’t expecting that when I wrote this. 😃
“ what are y’all having a warhead baby “ 😂😂😂
Don’t know if you are still looking for more stuff, but when I was a kid, I liked to eat; Cooled down roast chicken and marbled cheddar cheese on top of salted crackers. That or mashed potatoes, pieces of roast beef and marbled cheddar bits (sometimes with a bit of additional sauce if the roasted meat came with it).
When he sucked that pickle I said “oh he’s done that before” lmao my mind I swear
Bye 😂😂😂😂😂
I won’t remember that 😑
We're just gonna "respectfully" ignore Alonzo sucking pickle juice off that pickle the way he did 🤣🤣🤣
Van vdnbbjcjbsf
Lmaoo when he dropped the pan on his lap 😂 omg i died laughing and I’m at work so I had to hold it in 😂 he is my favorite
Cheese Doritos and Nutella. Pretzel sticks and marshmallow puff. Mac and cheese + hot sauce. Oreos in tea.
no one:
alonzo: *holds up applesauce* “...apple juice” 😭😭😭
I can’t even imagine how long it takes to clean all of the things he throws around. And the dishes ☠️😨
"Even the fork said hell nah" 😂
That fork knew what was gonna happen and was tryna to stop him😂🤣
Forkey not having it💀
Cheddar ruffles dipped in French onion dip is the bomb!! You should definitely try it.
😅😅😅that should be good.
Y’all gotta be gullible as hell to think this man is truly vegan 😂
Wait he said he was vegan 👀👂
I think he meant vegateran or however I spell it
@@mmj546 fish sticks aint vegetarian
Woosh
@@Terratetradon yes insist realized his was joking but there is a type of vegan we’re u don’t eat anything but fish
Kash is just there like "This dude, I don't know why he's my owner"...
“It’s pineapple light cause I’m vegan” 3 seconds later “spaghetti and meatballs”
It's a joke
Fish sticks and chocolate pudding are amazing when it comes in the TV dinner things
“Pineapple juice. I got the light, cuz I’m vegan.” 🤣😂
I use lemon with a dash of salt if I’m out to dinner as a ghetto-style breath-freshener.
Alonzo: “Who in the world has Chik-fil-a sauce and not ranch dressing”
Me: Uh-
Nah that lemon and salt wasn’t a pregnancy craving. That’s a Mexican snack 😂
Your right me n my hubby do it all the time 😂
needing the tequila with that
He just put a lil bit too much salt bc it woulda been bomb
I eat my lemons with salt all the time rind and all!!! Just make sure you wash lemons well!
Your next food video try the nacho cheese doritos... very good sometimes that is my dinner.. and never been pregnant so not a pregnancy craving!!!!
Oh yeah!! We Indians do like that too 😂
I love your channel!
I was telling my grandparents about this video and she said she would take a coke, pour it in a cup then pour a bag of regular salted peanuts in the cup. As you would drink it, you would get the saltiness and fizziness. She said she has always absolutely loved it.
My son and I looked at her like wth 😂
Please try this! If you like it, then I will try it!
I eat lemon and salt all throughout the year.
It's delicious. And it keeps my sodium levels normal. That and salted pickles and salted pickle juice.
Yes, I eat the peel, too. The peel is where more of the lemon flavor is.
Plus, the white pith contains lipoflavenoids. That helps people who suffer from vertigo.
Pregnancy craving: garlic bread with TacoBell mild sauce
That sounds good
I'm not even pregnant and I've eaten that. There was no tomato/pasta sauce and I didn't want to put ketchup on garlic bread, so I used the mild sauce.
Taco Bell mild sauce with pizza. I do it all the time
@@lauraluzu That sounds delicious! My boyfriend likes to do that with the fire sauce, and I had a friend who likes to put the diablo in macaroni and cheese.
Mine was takis dipped in melted hershey's chocolate.
Alonzo: **tries sardines and doritos**
Alonzo part 2: **windows has encountered a problem, system rebooting**
😂😂😂😂
0:48-0:52 LMFAO
4:33 Hot water on the lid tends to help me lol
11:19-11:25 LMFAO
I love when he brings up his mom 🥺 RIP to her 💕
RIP to Alonzo's mom
it’s the way he didn’t remember biting the pickle 😭😭😭
“Pineapple juice and pickles, I feel like it could had been good”
“Maybe because it’s the vegan pineapple”
Omg that killed me 😂💀 “vegan pineapple”
My thoughts exactly
the way you’re so willing to eat these combos 😭😭😭 i legit could never !!!!!!
Also, the ✨best✨ food combo is Wendy’s fries dipped in a chocolate frosty. It’s heavenly. 🤩😋
Umm no it HAS to be Vanilla
Definitely French fries dipped in A frosty is good. You can do both flavors.
I swear half of these aren't vegan 😂😂
But I have never seen a pineapple juice that isn't vegan. (Light or not)
😂
🤨😂
Alonzo: “I’m vegan”
Also Alonzo: *eats and uses multiple meat and animal products*
Dude for real. I had to rewind it i thought for sure i heard him wrong.... 😂
I do believe he meant lactose intolerant.
I was looking for this comment🤣
On god I was looking for someone to point that out 😂 had my brain like 🥴
yes i'm vegan, yes i eat meat. we exist
The reason why it's dark out where you are is because that it is wintertime. It's dark and it's 10:35 pm here in Nashville TN where I am living.
Can anyone else imagine what that doggo is thinking about his owner. Lol
Why do i get the crazy one?
Doggo refuses to be part of this madness 😅
Hear me out: Biscoff Cookie Butter and vanilla ice cream.
Bruh that sounds amazing
@@roach-in-ya-cabinet it really is 🤤🤤
That sounds really good
That's not weird. That's just good
Alonzo: "And it is light because I'm vegan."
The Next Item: "Chocolate!"
Let's not forget the spaghetti and MEATBALLS
Don’t forget the Doritos😭
Dont forget the pepperoni
Original ruffles dipped in hidden valley ranch! Changed my life.
It's been a while enjoying ruffles.
Nobody:
The veins in alonzo’s head: 💢
That’s not his vein that’s his temple
When Alonzo sit the pan on his lap and started screaming that was the funniest thing I ever seen lol 😂😂😂😂😂
I was looking for this comment! I had to pause the whole video cuz I was laughing so hard! 😭 The scream TOOK. ME. OUT ☠️☠️
@@sammym.6263 I Watch It 20 different times still laughing 😂😂😂
alonzo : “ i don’t want this to be a food channel “
also alonzo : “ weird food combos pt. 3 “
Spaghetti and yogurt ! I love this combination .
My mom stopped making spaghetti. I can try pizza in yogurt.