Also someone called xealz said u should make a new rule where the person who suggests it has to try it first. Idk if u can find the comment but yea. Also you shouldve add a warning. People *WILL* get hungry watching this.
The way he drowns everything to be able to give the most honest review is true commitment lol he definitely doesn’t just dip a toe in. Jumps in head first!
@@CreepyCritter75 I'm glad I'm a guy and never have to go through the whole experience of pregnancy cravings. Those combinations looked horrible lol. (Some not so much.)
@@Paddy-if3nd I'm a girl, I'm only 14, I'm an only child, I write fanfictions, and the only other way I can satisfy boredom, is by watching weird youtube videos like the ones where Alonzo is going over the miss spellings of the word "Pregnant". And the only way I can spell it correctly is because of spellcheck or Grammarly. The only real reason I know about it is because I have an irresponsible friend who messed around with her boyfriend and got pregnant and now she's making all these weird food combos out of school lunches and the lunches she brings from home.
i have replied to quite a few of his food exp videos. but he has never done any of mine. it is things i eat and enjoy in real life. i just want to know if others would like it to.
I was so upset and crying earlier. Then I watched this video and it cheered me right up. Please, never stop making videos. You don't know how essential they are to some of us.
7:44 “some of that ketchup hit my esophagus” ALL FOOD HITS HR ESOPHAGUS FAM LOL the esophagus is ur throat 😂 it’s like saying some of that air hit my lungs.
Alonzo: Not sure I'll like how these things taste together. Better mix the whole thing, take one bite, and have to throw the rest out because it's now inedible.
I feel like some of theses aren’t real food combinations and your fans are just making them up to mess with you 😂😂 btw you should just google weird food combinations and then try those lmao 😂
I literally just comment that lol if my stomach would allow me ( lactose intolerant) I could eat a whole bag and probably a whole small cream cheese in 30 minutes
So we ain’t gonna talk about how he almost threw that ketchup bottle at 14:42 because he remembered the last time he threw a ketchup bottle, he done broke something 🤣🤣🤣
I saw the Vaseline container on the table and I was like
"Uh.... hAs THis gONe tOo faR? Or am I missing something..."
Lol 😂
SlimeyPandaDonut13 me too!!! 😂 I’m glad someone was thinking the same thing!
Verx Spade okay we knew that..don’t mention it
SlimeyPandaDonut13 yea me too
SlimeyPandaDonut13 lol same
He doesn't need Vaseline for this video. You can't eat Vaseline. It's only for to put on your body.
I wonder how many people lied about these food combinations?
ppl nasty
I wouldn't lol, I actually had bbq sauce and celery when I was pregnant 😂
P.S. Just found out i have to make a twitter to submit something
I hope all of them ewww
All of them did
“We gon dip that sucker like that priest dipped that baby.”
XSilentCirclesX Jesus loves you
My favorite part 😂🤣
Lol
@@avaaldridge8725 I mean technically you don’t have to be part of the Catholic Church to know what they do
@@dormammusofat Yah I know I was just joking sort of ill delete that
* burbs under breath* out of no where he says “I aIn’T pReGnAt!!!!”
Timestamp?
He said that bc pregnant people be craving shii like pickles and chocolate and stuff
PREGANANAT
It's bc pregnant people crave weird things
@The Real JcPenny 14:18
Most of these weird ass combinations are literally as a result of us broke ppl getting creative in the kitchen 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
i think most of this shit is bc ppl be gettin the munchies 💀💀
or they're high af.. lol
Shit I've had some weird ass food combos being pregnant 😂😂 we all in the same boat lmao
i was just thinking what do i want for lunch i got save the good food for dinners lmfao
Lmao true
I like how he can laugh at himself randomly lol
Said "I'm glad i got the multi pack." Where you buying a single hotdog bun from 😂😂
Zaquail Bell lmfao fr tho
You right. 😂😂
Grocery stores have bulk bun sections
“How do chefs do it” umm I think it’s because they don’t cut a cucumber with a umm butter knife
Yooo you NEED to make a video trying all the crazy Oreo flavors 🤣🤣
Greg Robinson omg yes
Hell yeah
I agree
Or Kit Kat 😂
Totally agree
“Frosted Flakes” ...
*Proceeds to hold up Gold Fish Crackers*
“i tried the frosted flavor”
"Why do I keep saying frosted?"
Y’all I saw the cucumber and Vaseline on the table and I was GONE
Anna oop-
Why is there Vaseline!?😂😂🤣🤣
It's And I oop
Latara Coleman SAME 😂😭
@@mimisisi5026 my guess:
its for the "woman fruit" for pleasure...
just saying
“I gotta stop doing that” *continues to do it*
I was about to say that lol
Same
Same
When I saw that Vaseline I was like *oh hell naw*
Same I was also wondering like wtfreak is that thing doing there.
Awa Dalmadge I was like “honey that’s the wrong kind of coco butter”
RIGHT??? 😂
He blurred out what it supposed to go on, it's just a theory
Same bro
Am I the only one who wonders who cleans up that kitchen have he’s done thrown every item cross the room.
who else -_-
No me too
Yal did u c that 1 vid where he broke something throwin a ketchup bottle across the Room
Justanother 66 yessss hahahah
I want to see pictures of videos of what it looks like
FINALLY BACK with the weird combos :/
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You have been missed honey! Great to see you back 👍😊
Gotta have my daily dose of alonzo
Also someone called xealz said u should make a new rule where the person who suggests it has to try it first. Idk if u can find the comment but yea. Also you shouldve add a warning. People *WILL* get hungry watching this.
Put the nutella on toast straight from the toaster, spread THIN. I swear its good! ✋
I love how he be throwing the food, I be dying! 😂😂 his expressions be killing me!
He's making a mess.
Alonzo: " Pickles with ice cream tho, "
also Alonzo: " I aInT pReGnAnT! "
Lolol 😊❤
*pregananant
Bet tho
Get rid of that profile pic
@@quickshadow777 me?
Sees lotion
Me: well this is going to be an interesting video
Alonzo: we don't need cocoa butter lotion
never give up same😂
I was like “the fuck he using lotion for?” Ahahaha
Alonzo: i dont really like the cream
(Five minutes later)
Alonzo: That cream saved the day!
Love how he talked about how the cream isn’t the best part of the Oreo. Then later finds out it actually saved him 💀
How can one not like the cream in an Oreo? That's like the most important part of an Oreo!!
I laughed so hard @ 18:16 I’m wheezing ya’ll 😂😂😂
I was wondering if people would catch that
Samia Hasan I’m dying 😭😭 I can’t breath
ME TOOOO i replayed that part like 10 times
OH MY GOD I'M DYING HERE
My stomach hurts from laughing so much I haven’t seen a genuinely funny RUclipsr in YEARS 💀💀
Ikrr. Frr
Awww I been missing my fix of Alonzo!! Funny funny guy. Love him!! All is right in the world once again.....👏👍😊
Hey
that's my mom's name
Stephanie’s daughter WANTED bananas dipped in salsa
Key word is WANTED
The sounds he makes when eating is literally ASMR
*black* *asmr*
It's the only bad things out of this videos
what is ASMR?
Black ASMR
The way he drowns everything to be able to give the most honest review is true commitment lol he definitely doesn’t just dip a toe in. Jumps in head first!
😂😂❤ i really enjoyed watch you eat all different food and stuff it’s be so funny when you start throw thing 😂😂😂😂
This series should be called "Make Alonzo eat weird shit"
Lol
Y’all ever watch this and think “man, that’s such a waste of food”?
No
Yes.
This is 2 years later but he has said he gives a lot of stuff on to his family and friends from these food videos
Yes
“pickles and ice cream... I AINT PREGNAT” that’s exactly what that sounded like... i died😭😭😂😂😂
“How do chefs do it they be like KAKAKAKAKAKA”
Me: welll... they don’t use a butter knife
carmel princess 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is literally an ASMR VIDEO!! 😂
Hailee Buban HONESTLYYYY
Alonzo: "Ok, Drake said"...
Also Alonzo: DrAKe!!?
As soon as you started mixing the Koolaid powder and pickle juice..... I knew this was gonna be bad lol.
Paddy 2890 that’s actually really good!!
@@matthewrivas7832
I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT!!! Most of these combos came from either Satan or pregnant women.
@@Paddy-if3nd Pregnant women.
@@CreepyCritter75
I'm glad I'm a guy and never have to go through the whole experience of pregnancy cravings. Those combinations looked horrible lol. (Some not so much.)
@@Paddy-if3nd I'm a girl, I'm only 14, I'm an only child, I write fanfictions, and the only other way I can satisfy boredom, is by watching weird youtube videos like the ones where Alonzo is going over the miss spellings of the word "Pregnant". And the only way I can spell it correctly is because of spellcheck or Grammarly. The only real reason I know about it is because I have an irresponsible friend who messed around with her boyfriend and got pregnant and now she's making all these weird food combos out of school lunches and the lunches she brings from home.
“I gotta stop doin that-“ immediately drops something else on the floor
Hell Nah God loves you
"That vinegar is going to mess up my whole colon man I need to stop" the way he said that's got me weak 😂😂😂😂
I feel bad for his stomach😂😂😂and it's like he's saying YEET in his mind every time he throws something🤣🤣🤣
*picks up goldfish*
alonzo: we got some frosted flakes
YOOO I DIED LMAOOO
I laughed throughout the whole video because of that 😂😂😂
*ASMR at its finest..0-0*
It's annoying as hell, though. Disgusting.
Mukbang asmr
i wanna see the wall where this man is throwing all the food at lmao
just watch how to basic
its a perfect match of his wall
It's a master piece of a wall 😂
We all know he was on the toilet after this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I couldn't do what he does LOL I'd be on the floor in 2 minutes 😂
I love how you really try the food and not just take baby bites lol.
Dashinae K except for that banana and salsa 😂💀
@@noyouarecutejeans7053 ppp]ppp
aaa}aaa
@@michaelmilam9115
**holding up gold fish**
*FROSTED FLAKES*
Erin Tetter 😂💀
Alonzo:*drops sumthing*”i gotta stop doing that”
Also Alonzo:*Proceeds to do it again”
Some of the people just come up with random combo and they never tried and just want to see you gag
“Pickles with ice cream tho, I AIN’T PREGNANT!” hahahahahah 14:17
Omg🤣🤣🤣 did u hear the noise he made tho??
Pregnant women came up with these combinations lmao.
R Stephanie’s kids pregnant them?! She has a son! 😂😂😂
Or high
The only kind of people I know that would eat these food combos are either high as hell or they pregnant .
Pregnate*
@@maddip9682 I think you mean Pregananant.
Dip French fries in a vanilla shake!!!
Anyone?
Oh, ok..
yeah I think a lot of people do that lol it’s good. I wouldn’t consider it unusual
@@kyliepotter2232 honestly haha
Same, somethimes when I go to Dairy Queen I do it with my blizzard 😋😋😋
Mid.lxght :D that’s not weird
Yeah it's not dat bad
Alonzo: " I gotta stop doing that!" - Then proceeds to continue dropping stuff
😂😂when he was about to throw the ketchup and had a flashback😂😂.
What's going on with Lol his flashback the same 😂😂
I got to that part right as I read your comment 😂😂😂
Thumbs up if I should do "Get a Dictionary" on my Senior qoute
don't you'll regret it later.
@@oliviahenson5843 why not???
Do it, but spell it wrong
I am!
Do it XDD
Ummm I think people are just making stuff up now..lol.
Not necessarily. Some people have weird taste buds. I know a few people that eat crazy combos that I would never touch
Lol
Dawn Keener honestly lol
“Not everyone likes the cream” “That cream saved the day”
Lol it’s true though
I was about to say, I know you not about to eat lotion.
Yea 😂
worddd
he said, “I ain’t pReGnAnT!!”
PREGERT, PREGNARANT HAHA
@@SammiJB94 you need to learn how to spell like you are a grown lady I am 10 years old and I can spell pregnant
@@theonlyAKmusic clearly you don't watch his videos😂😂😂😂 I definitely know how to spell pregnant go back to sleep lmao
@@SammiJB94 I was never sleep now look at you actually im staying up tonight
THAT'S WHAT HE SAID
this is now an asmr channel 😂
edit: omg one like thanks sooo much
edit again: oml more than one like XD thank uuuu
im dead in a good way
Imagine being such a "pick-me" ass bitch.
Awkwardly Alex lol I was just about to say this video is half asmr 😂
One like for that handsome doggo in the profile pic💖
Chew Leon Ni thanks. his name is buddy and he recently passed away 😭😭 he’s my friend’s doggo.
me being the only one who died of laughter when the hot dog bun ripped 😂💀
U know ur mic be popping when u can hear all that crunching and munchin
You got that right when he bit that burger you can hear the lettuce😂😂
Yes I can hear it, it makes my teeth hurt
I can hear it all 😂😂😂😂
whats weird is whem yoi hear him swallow or his stomach acts up
Hahahahaha😂😂😂😂
sometimes I wonder if ppl submit weird food combos to troll him, even if they haven’t tried it themselves skks
Why hello ARMY
_mariana_ D I love your pic(army for life💕
_mariana_ D i’m sure it happens. its not a bad idea, its giving him quality content😂
i have replied to quite a few of his food exp videos. but he has never done any of mine. it is things i eat and enjoy in real life. i just want to know if others would like it to.
_mariana_ D pretty sure everyone just takes a wild guess on weird combos lol
I got a stomach ache just watching you eat this. 🤦♀
Tiffany Bae 🤦🏽♀️
Tiffany Bae me too
At some I almost throw up (week stomach to begin with starting Kool aid/pickles)
Same
If you think that's bad watch Erik the electric. Oh man. 😨
These wouldn’t be half as funny if he wasn’t oh so overly dramatic 😂 the drama just tickles me to literal death 🤣💀
7:26 Anyone else start dying when he was like “how do chefs do it they be like AH-KA-KA-KA-KA-KA-KA” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
fr lol
Not gonna lie that Nutella looked expired 😂
It was .it was too hard
It most definitely was bc Nutella not suppose to be hard
Nija Nation Nutella is hard during winter hellooooooooo
Reset no it not
@@tanijalanese its no melted yet, if u out into your refrigerator, it will become hard then u take it out to let it sit
18:21 when ur in class and you try not to laugh but can’t help it 😂
Abdel Jaber for real though 😂
Or peanut butter and sugar, that's good too 😁
Abdel Jaber
I got my phone got Tooken away😂😂
I was so upset and crying earlier. Then I watched this video and it cheered me right up. Please, never stop making videos. You don't know how essential they are to some of us.
When he stuffed that hotdog with jelly in his mouth i said “WTF” sooooo loud! I wasn’t expecting that 🙈
Tell me about it😂😂
As soon as I read this, he did it in the video 🤣🤣
Better dip the banana in the nutella.. trust me
Its like a frozen chocolate coverd in a sundea lol
Frozen chocolate covered Banana-
On toast! ❤
I used to eat bananas with Doritos
Yassss
DRAAAKE? 😂😂😂😂 people trying to kill you man! The Oreo and vanilla was the only one that made sense
All those ranch people are from the midwest XD I just kept thinking "not bad" to most the combos with ranch
You should try:
1. Rice and A1 steak sauce
2. Meatballs and syrup
3. Chocolate and Bacon
Marquèsha E girl those are def good
You should rename this video “ ASMR With Alonzo”
Marley Layne that’s exactly what I was thinking
Marley Layne he’s screaming the whole video except his chewing is ASMR
Marley Layne
.
half these foods sound like something a pregnant woman would eat lol
hoodoo_mama you spelt it right, lol 😂
@@bethelmars2399 lmao
8 months pregnant, and can confirm most of them didnt sound bad
@@tearlescent3850 lol
Really
*asmr has left the chat*
I always wonder if Cash ever tries to eat the foods Alonzo be throwing around
😂me too
Omg his face when he ate the chicken and yougert 😂
Dam that got me
Bro im not even kidding i saw ur comment and went back randomly trying to find it and landed on 4:35. 😂😮
Imagine someone lied about the food combination, then he's like MMMM DIS GOOD! Y'ALL SHOULD TRY DIS!
Me soooo me
I woulda smacked them upside the head 😂
Some are okay, as long as they make sense. Others... yeah, whoever thought of those do need a slap upside the head.
It’s like watching Gordon Ramsey on Kitchen Nightmares...hating all the food! 😂
Most of those are suicide attempts
"because i love viniger" pours 6 million ounces in the bowl😂😂😂🤦
7:44 “some of that ketchup hit my esophagus” ALL FOOD HITS HR ESOPHAGUS FAM LOL the esophagus is ur throat 😂 it’s like saying some of that air hit my lungs.
Giselle Ramirez lmaoo😂
😂😂😂😂😂
13:00 who else saw that tomato slip right out of that burger??
I saw it too and my mind goes "you drop something there" LOL
I swore I wasn’t crazy😭😂.
Melinda Wachter Yes lol
@dead pool, what are you 4 years old, your not funny
Why is this like unintentional asmr
Isaac Rivera yasssss so good
It’s nasty chewing that close makes me want to vomit
watching you eat all these foods literally made my stomach hurt too 🥱
Alonzo: Not sure I'll like how these things taste together. Better mix the whole thing, take one bite, and have to throw the rest out because it's now inedible.
I can literally smell some of these food combinations.
Alonzo: Pickles with ice cream tho? * makes weird noise* I ain’t pregnaat!
18:16 KILLED meee LMFAOOOOOO I love him 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“....how do chefs do that...?” Well first off they don’t use a butter knife
Just joined I love your vids, make me laugh so hard.
Kennady Greenwell SAME!!!!
Kennady Greenwell omg sane 🤣 I’m mad I’m just finding him
Same
@@mqueenbasketball4928 feel free to pm me
@@trevannarolle8421 feel free to pm me
Bacon & maple syrup!!! You wont regret it!!! 🥓🍯
Agree it's really good my bf loves it
I like that to
Technically it’s suppose to be together
Y’all acting like it’s a weird combo that’s good
Anadeli Padilla Soto fr I love that combo
When I was pregnant, I ate pepperoni pizza and chocolate malt-o-meal. Makes me gag to think about eating it now!🤮
Alonzo: Thats not bad tho
Also Alonzo: Throws it into the trash
Such a waste I can't...
Josh Lee then don’t watch him 😂😭
Star Troopa Jesus loves you
4:08 bruh thats a nature valley granola bar not a chicken tender
omg your right hahaha
How did he get that messed up
He just really wanted some tenders leave him alone 😂😂😂
The funniest part is he actually liked the yogurt and chicken tenders 😂🤣🤣
I clicked on food combos, not a whole ASMR video Alonzo 😂😂
Omg I just said ASMR session and I siding even read this
Jose Rodriguez me too lol
Jose Rodriguez I started thinking asmr with the first combo
Sameeeee
I died when he said I’m not pregnant😂
y’all know that half of those people just playing with you 😂
Chimmy Slayin’ If I ever requested something I'd be playing him too 😂
Army!
Gummy Min Yoongi 😂😂
Khlo M ❤️
Clessed lmao
I feel like some of theses aren’t real food combinations and your fans are just making them up to mess with you 😂😂
btw you should just google weird food combinations and then try those lmao 😂
jacquline contreras mhmm
Lol that is so true😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤🐢
His stomach a bout to be mess up after epissaly with the kesh up sandwich I can't like that bite dough scared me.
I thought so too😂
I think so to because im over here gagging with some of the food combos
Original flavored wheat thins with cream cheese are soooooo bomb. And the tomato basil wheat thins with cream cheese is good too
I know right!
@@staciedonnell3964 I will literally find myself craving them and then eat like almost an entire box because they're just so good 🙄😂
Tessa Baird glad I'm not alone!
@@tessabaird401 I do that with the 🍅 basil ones, I love cream cheese period lol. 💗
I literally just comment that lol if my stomach would allow me ( lactose intolerant) I could eat a whole bag and probably a whole small cream cheese in 30 minutes
So we ain’t gonna talk about how he almost threw that ketchup bottle at 14:42 because he remembered the last time he threw a ketchup bottle, he done broke something 🤣🤣🤣
5:46 Takes bite from the back end
**TRIGGERED**
try flaming hot cheetos dipped in ranch
Like so he can see this🙊
Hailey Stahl that’s good
At least you know where you're going with this.
Its good i already tried that
I been trying to get him to try that for the longest.
@719Gas from THEslumZ the first one sounds low key good🤣
Anyone else notice his "cucumber" looked alot like zucchini
Only reason I liked ur comment is because you listen to the same album in motionless in white. I only listen to 1 song and that’s voices.
Yes it so did
Ayyy motionless in white 💀💀💀
Sophiebbb God loves you
@@samanthadalke1860 not sure he does but I'll take it 🙏 you too!
7:46 oh im sure you'll see a particularly sour cucumber pretty soon