When you broke the pickle jar and your face was like, "they ask you how you are, and you just have to say you’re fine when you’re not really fine, but you just can’t get into it, because they would never understand."
After the jar, the corn starch everywhere, and the self rolling melon, I was so scared he was going to cut off a finger with that extremely sharp looking knife.
But if you hit that round seam at the bottom of a jar or bottle just right, it doesn't really matter how hard you do it - that fucker is more likely than not to break. I once watched a woman put a bottle of red wine down on a table with like a tiny little 2cm slip of the hand at the bottom, and the whole bottom circle fell out.
For real! When I saw that spoon come up outta the box and it was mounded over, I think I started laughing even BEFORE he put it in his mouth. When he did, I couldn’t breathe, I was already laughing so hard. But hey - if he’s going to do it, I’m here for it!
Did anyone else have to rewatch him break the jar because you were shocked it broke, but the second time it was freaking hilarious 😂💀 no just me okay 🙃
So I was watching this on my TV, and I had to get online to be able to get to these comments and be able to say something about that pickle jar. If that had happened to ME, I would have lost my mind. His composure was impeccable. Alonzo, you are a champ among Champs. I've watched you for a long time now, and I've never commented. But I got to say, good for you, man.
1:57 Welcome to Fox news today we well show you a man who was to excited and accidentally broke a pickle jar today and regrets everything, what a poor poor man.
I dead when the ice scattered everywhere 🤣🤣 omg I can’t breathe this is the first video I ever seen on your channel and I’m loving it I’m going to subscribe lol 😂
It's not hard to break a jar or bottle if you hit the circular seams at the bottom. It was on an angle when he hit the counter so it got all the force in the wrong place.
alonzo was so happy that he was ahead of the filming game by prepping and the jar really just said: 👁👄👁 n o that silence was alonzo questioning everything😂
I just wanted to say: I’ve been watching all your videos while I recover from meniscus surgery( a ligament in the knee) thank you for literally making me die of laughter as a I recover! Thank you Alonzo!!!!!!!
Lmfao that pickle jar break though and that face just completely make my day 😂😂😂😂😂😂 that is the most defeated look I have ever seen and I felt it in my soul
the silence when he broke the jar WAS TOO LOUD
😂 lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂Sonic boom loud
I was hollering 🤣😂😭
@@shidabooskie4673 oh lawd🤣🤣😂😂
I laughed harder than I should have 😂😂
yall wanted me to try the pickles and ranch seasoning.... and LOOK what happened
You broke the jar luv... be more careful 🥴💀
Try banana and Mayo also watermelon and Mustarddd!!
Try waffles and applesauce
You had one job!!😂😂💀💀
I can’t believe you’ve done this
I'm sorry Alonzo but I laughed so hard at you when you broke the pickle jar 😂😂😂😂
We ALL did 😂🤣
Same!!!
Fr 😂😂😂
Same!😂
Same here
When you broke the pickle jar and your face was like, "they ask you how you are, and you just have to say you’re fine when you’re not really fine, but you just can’t get into it, because they would never understand."
omg someone needs to make this a thing like NOW
Fr
Bahahaha 😂😂😂 YES
😂
I swear I heard that woman’s voice while reading this!!
Alonzo: “What else can go wrong”
Watermelon: *starts rolling off the counter* “:)”
You can tell he was trying soooooooo hard not to lose his shit when that jar broke 😂😂😂😂 awww I'm sorry man lmao
The silent rage in his face. I felt that
There was no rage only a wish for the sweet release of death.
Not even 3 minutes in and Alonzo already messed something up ✋😭
smh. this video was all over the place with fails on top of fails
Alonzo keep up the great videos
🤣
You got me in tears when the jar broke, your facial expression had me crying.
i screamed when he started trying to slice up the "evil spirit" omgggg
The absolute HORROR on his face when that jar busted. Then the CLOUD of starch.
I wonder how bad he was cussing out that jar in his head when it broke. 🤔🤔
🤣😂🤣😂
There was a moment of shock I think and then when the reality of it hit, that’s when the expletives come into the picture
Did anyone else look away during that awkward moment after he breaks the jar?
I honestly just laughed 😂😂
That’s when I came to the comments 😅
I looked away when I realized how intimate him n that watermelon were getting..💀
Alonzo: *spits out cornstarch*
Me: *thinking abt that scene from white chicks*
I thought the same thing😂
💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭
The powder scene?
😂😂😂
@@saints.vizualz1158 yeah
The pure unadulterated pain in his eyes when he said “the one I waited 26 hours for” “let’s just roll the clip of me”...🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Maybe cucumbers are watermelons cause I just found out cucumbers are pickles “😂😂😂😂
Yeah lol
I was dead😂
After the jar, the corn starch everywhere, and the self rolling melon, I was so scared he was going to cut off a finger with that extremely sharp looking knife.
And then the ice!
And the chair 😭😭
@@nanimoniqueee75 And The spit back in the water plus Dropping the Ice 😭😭
Same
"we're going to put the whole seasoning packet"
~*proceeds to spill half of packet on countertop*~
“why is it spicy” after he just ate hot cheetos🤣
Exactly what I was saying
They not spicy tho
@@user-qb7ue4uj6r they are lpl
@@user-qb7ue4uj6r some people find it spicy because their spice tolerance is too low
@@connerwine8257 how do you find them spicy they just taste good
When he broke that jar, it took me out. 😂😂😂😂😂
It didn't even seem like he slammed the jar that hard 😂😂😂😂
Exactly 😂
Really didn’t.
He didnt
But if you hit that round seam at the bottom of a jar or bottle just right, it doesn't really matter how hard you do it - that fucker is more likely than not to break. I once watched a woman put a bottle of red wine down on a table with like a tiny little 2cm slip of the hand at the bottom, and the whole bottom circle fell out.
@@KittyCat260 “that fucker”. Idk why I found that so funny 😂
I’m more interested by the bottom of the pickle jar breaking and creating a little flood
Alonzo: Not breaking something who? Dishes who? I've never heard of them.
‘The whole packet of seasoning’ proceeds to spill about half of it 😂
😂😭
I just love how no matter what it is he always takes the biggest bite or spoonful of it 😂
For real! When I saw that spoon come up outta the box and it was mounded over, I think I started laughing even BEFORE he put it in his mouth. When he did, I couldn’t breathe, I was already laughing so hard. But hey - if he’s going to do it, I’m here for it!
You know the saying "go big or go home." 😂
Did anyone else have to rewatch him break the jar because you were shocked it broke, but the second time it was freaking hilarious 😂💀 no just me okay 🙃
I watched it twice because the first time my brain didn't comprehend the first time. Second time I died laughing.
I lit just did that and came to comments
It was literally the best thing you can’t make that up 😝
I watched it too😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao, nope I did it too
The noises he makes while cutting that watermelon got me laughing
He was so prepared for once and so excited but than when broke his mood changed so fast but I died when he broke it😂
“i think a cucumber is a watermelon”😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Lets pray for this man 🙏 he loses more and more of his sanity everyday😂
Pickle jar: *breaks*
Video: *credits roll*
He yeeted that cucumber out of existence and then was like "wait hold up"
He was like im done.. I really wanted that to taste like watermelon 🏃🏽♂️.. hold upp 👀 that do taste like watermelon 😂
😂😂😂
WHY'S NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE PUFF CLOUD OF CORNSTACH THAT HAD ME ROLLINGGG
Looked like he was vaping lol
That’s why I came in here to see if someone talked about it
I lost it 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
I was dying!
I think someone was trying to kill him with the corn starch one 😂
“What else could go wrong?”
*swings knife around a moment later*
Sir- 😃
why does he make stuff like a kid left alone to make their own food for the first time. A MESS😂
😂😂😂😂
My OCD traits are getting activated 😰
he is original for sure
hes a child in a adult body
Throw the whole floor away 😂
That jar humbled him so quick. 😂😂
I know I’m not the only one that laughed when he cut the air for the evil spirit 😂😂
"what else could go wrong with this video"
watermelon: "well to begin..."
when he said “ oh , i think that was shards of glass ”, my heart literally sunk & i got so sad 😭
I was waiting after I saw him turn the pickle over and bite into the “bottom” end 😱
When you coffed the corn starch it was this big puff of smoke 💨 😂😂😂🤣
The way he broke that pickle jar has me crying and the silence after that was only funnier LMAO 😂😂😂
I laughed so hard because I felt his true frustration. I have been there.
This was a whole mess. But I’m here for it 😂😂😂
Y'all this video had me sweating when he was holding the knife and cutting the watermelon, I thought ‘he better not cut off a finger’, lmao 😅.
Oh my god it wasn't only me good 😂😂
When he said “maybe cucumbers are watermelons because i just read that cucumbers are pickles” ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
LMAOAO RT
😂😂😂😂😂
YESSS
🤣🤣🤣🤣
i thought i was the only one that caught that😭
So I was watching this on my TV, and I had to get online to be able to get to these comments and be able to say something about that pickle jar. If that had happened to ME, I would have lost my mind. His composure was impeccable. Alonzo, you are a champ among Champs. I've watched you for a long time now, and I've never commented. But I got to say, good for you, man.
I was having SUCH a bad day & I watched this video & legit CRIED of laughter! Thank you so much for this! ❤️
"Baking resilient"
-Alonzo 2021 😂😂😂😂
“I don’t wanna waste this good ice” the ice that didn’t make it to the bowl: 👁💧👄💧👁
Me too,I wanted to SLAP HIM🥶😡🤬
What else could go wrong ?
“Pulls out knife”
Everything that happened in this video made my day... I'm here at 4:05 am and I'm here dying with laughter... nuff love from 🇯🇲
“why is it spicy??” lmao you ate the hot cheetos silly😂😂
All I could say was “Damn” 🥺 when that pickle jar broke. Ughh.
Exactly
*struggles to cut watermelon for 2 mins*
*Finally cuts*
"Yall I didn't think it would be this easy!"
1:57
Welcome to Fox news today we well show you a man who was to excited and accidentally broke a pickle jar today and regrets everything, what a poor poor man.
Another episode of Alonzo lerone destroying his house😂😂😂
I dead when the ice scattered everywhere 🤣🤣 omg I can’t breathe this is the first video I ever seen on your channel and I’m loving it I’m going to subscribe lol 😂
After that Jar broke, I got really nervous with you cutting that watermelon open lol
Lol! This poor man goes through everything always at this rate 😆 something always happens
When the pickle juice leaked.......I fucking died lmaooo
When he swung the knife at the evil spirits I lost it lmaoooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When Alonzo broke the pickle jar, I felt his rage!
that's the weakest pickle jar glass I've ever see unless something happened with the ranch to weaken it.
He hit a glass jar on a marble counter…. So im gonna assume its not that hard to break considering those circumstances
It's not hard to break a jar or bottle if you hit the circular seams at the bottom. It was on an angle when he hit the counter so it got all the force in the wrong place.
That was his karma for talking shit to the jar... 😂🤣
The look on Alonzo‘s face when the pickle jar broke was like . Damnit man
Who else kept hitting rewind to watch the American split again? I was crying with laughter. I needed to smile today ...thanks again Alonzo xx ❤️
alonzo was so happy that he was ahead of the filming game by prepping and the jar really just
said: 👁👄👁 n o
that silence was alonzo questioning everything😂
I just wanted to say: I’ve been watching all your videos while I recover from meniscus surgery( a ligament in the knee) thank you for literally making me die of laughter as a I recover! Thank you Alonzo!!!!!!!
im dying at the " i just found out LAST YEAR " 😂😂😂
WHEN I TELL YOU I BUSTED OUT LAUGHING 😂😂I am cryinggggg
The mood changed real quick when he broke the pickle jar
“It’s so spicy “ but ate hot Cheetos right before it 😂
I felt so bad for Alonzo after watching this. The cringe from the corn starch especially!
I was rooting for The evil spirit pushing the watermelon 🤣🤣
I know Alonzo's kitchen be sick of him 🤣
1:59 is the face you make when yo momma told you don’t touch it and it breaks when you do
I’m literally CRYING, the silence was too loud!😂
Me, rolling up to the Mickey D"s drive-thru: "I want ALL the ranch!"
Got just a tad to excited about them Pickles
It wouldn’t be a good Alonzo food video without a mess being made 😂😂😂
Yall talkin bout the jar but I'm more interested in Alonzo swinging around that giant cucumber
Let's have a moment of silence for the first cucumber slice that Alonzo threw
When the pickle jar broke, mannnnnn😂😂
Literally threw the first cucumber and then came back lololol
☠☠☠☠☠☠
HIS REACTION WHEN THE PICKLE JAR BROKE 😭
Why is it when Alonzo said there was an evil spirit in his house that I immediately thought Kash has unlocked the power of telekinesis
Lmfao that pickle jar break though and that face just completely make my day 😂😂😂😂😂😂 that is the most defeated look I have ever seen and I felt it in my soul
Yknowwwww, Maybe the jar broke as punishment because you slammed the lid away the day before-
Im mad ur just finding out that cucumbers were pickles. We’re gonna need more of an explanation about that one🤣🤣🤣
I didn't find that out until I was like 14. 😅
I have been waiting for years to see this man break a jar like that😂 he’s always got so much energy that I’m surprised it took so long
Man was so excited about marinade pickles he forgot he was slaming down a glass jar!! 🤣🤣
That pickle jar part had me cackling that’s honestly the best thing I’ve seen all day. I know that took a lot of patience 😂😂
When the fucking smoke came from his mouth an he disappeared after eating corn starch made me die- 🤣🤣
It was the pickle jar and the way he knifed the air that took me out lmfaooo I snorted entirely too hard ☠☠☠☠☠☠🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
RIP 🪦 Alonzo’s pickle jar 🏺.
A brief moment of silence for Alonzo effort in opening the jar and prep 🤣🤣🤣
I felt bad for laughing so hard when he broke the jar
Alonzo’s life flashed before his eyes when he slipped ☠️😂😂
The way you say tajin 😭😭
Also how you were so happy and then boom the pickle jar- 😢
Edit: no hate I just thought it was funny
Imagine if he tried watermelon with mustard in his next video 😂
I was about to say. I saw Lizzo try it, and she didn't hate it
No offense, but that sounds nasty
@@LoveStrayKids81 it does tbh..
That's what I thought he was gonna do. I hadn't heard of watermelon and cinnamon but just saw Lizzo try mustard
Alonzo tried it on his Tik Tok.