In an alternate universe, the CRAZY FROM THE HEAT movie gets made, profoundly impacts the movie landscape and launches Roth to Tarantino heights of director fame...
[Dave pulls out gun] "No one *jump* or make any sudden movements. If you do, you'll find yourself trapped for eternity in a place that is said to be the opposite of *living in paradise.* Do not underestimate my capacity for violence, gentlemen. I have *ran with the devil* for many years and become close friends with him. But don't get the wrong idea- our relationship is strictly platonic and transactional. *I'm not talking about love* or anything like that. I'm not some weirdo." "So, again, gentlemen, don't do anything to startle me. If any of you have a wife named *Jamie,* I'd hate for her to be *crying* at the end of the night. So take as much time as you need to compose yourself. Go ahead; *I'll wait".*
"At night I walk this stinkin' street, past the crazys on my block, and I see the same old faces and I hear that same old talk, and I'm searching for the latest thing, a break in this routine, I'm talkin' some new kicks, ones like you ain't never seen"
I have no idea what the hell this is but i want to see the whole film. Dave looks great and he's clearly got the acting chops. He could really pull this off.
Dave should play the cool old bad guy in a movie.. And in real life i would not fight him his fit and Marshall art dude. He would knock me out in a second😁.. He doesn't need a bodyguard he can knock anybody down in a sec😊
O&A everyday! What other show is gonna give you hot interns Jackie and Sydney, Jay Mohr, Colin Quinn, Ethan Hawk, and Diamond Dave in one room to shoot the breeze!
The Tokyo show was really good even Dave sang decent,this clip during the middle of the show has me confused.What is going on there? Is Dave gonna finally try to become a movie star?
That's a lot of fun! Sure I can see Dave doing some acting. You know. I mean we don't understand why he's there. We don't know why he's pulling out his money clip. Why is his shirt off? The acting is fine. But he needs a script.
HUGE DLR fan here, but as a 'movie', this well shot, well lit piece of cliche 'action film' fails. Where's the DLR charm, the flirting, the humour? The *personality*? DLR as the emotionless, generic, movie 'tough guy'? I'd rather see him do Othello. Yes, seriously.
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In an alternate universe, the CRAZY FROM THE HEAT movie gets made, profoundly impacts the movie landscape and launches Roth to Tarantino heights of director fame...
What was that movie gonna be about, anyway?
My life with the thrill kill kult
Three & a half minutes is the longest I've ever seen Dave be silent.
Lol . No kidding …
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
OOOOOOOOOOOO-WWHHHHOOOOOAAAAAAAA YEAAAAAHHHH
The world needs this entire movie!!
The world needs more than that..
The world needs more Dave..
He's a smart fuck
The film is actually only 5 minutes, so this is the whole thing, lol
Love it. The world needs more of David in film. David's look and vibe is Intelligent Badass Film Noir...
"In the name of the moon I will right wrongs and defeat all evil"
That's profound man. So deep.
"NOBODY RULES THESE STREETS AT NIGHT BUT MEEEEEEEEE"
Is this a joke ??
Give him a bottle of anything and a glazed donut to go.
You realize he speaks fluent Japanese, studied martial arts for a very long time and has resided in Japan for quite some time right?
@@patrickbateman7769 yeah but give him a bottle of anything and a glazed donut to go
He is in terrific shape.
[Dave pulls out gun]
"No one *jump* or make any sudden movements. If you do, you'll find yourself trapped for eternity in a place that is said to be the opposite of *living in paradise.* Do not underestimate my capacity for violence, gentlemen. I have *ran with the devil* for many years and become close friends with him. But don't get the wrong idea- our relationship is strictly platonic and transactional. *I'm not talking about love* or anything like that. I'm not some weirdo."
"So, again, gentlemen, don't do anything to startle me. If any of you have a wife named *Jamie,* I'd hate for her to be *crying* at the end of the night. So take as much time as you need to compose yourself. Go ahead; *I'll wait".*
Britton's Thompson
Booooo terrible
Wow, thats propecy
"At night I walk this stinkin' street, past the crazys on my block, and I see the same old faces and I hear that same old talk, and I'm searching for the latest thing, a break in this routine, I'm talkin' some new kicks, ones like you ain't never seen"
I don’t know what this was, but anything with Dave in it I just can’t help but love!
It is still possible to be old and cool. Dave shows that. He cool !!!
I was looking for the scene of David in The a Dirt and stumbled upon this, now this is gold.
Same
懐かしい。東京ドームで見たよ。「月に変わっておしおきよ。」ｗラスト近辺までヤクザ映画の雰囲気で引っ張って、ラストにセーラームーンとはｗやっぱりこの人は最高！！！
very Quentin Tarantino-ish. Tarantino n Dave should get together n do a movie.
Now THAT is a damn good idea..
I can't even imagine how thrilled Dave would be to be in a Tarantino film. Quentin can turn your life around in a single scene.
Indeed
It's gonna take alot of drugs.😎
I came here from rock star clips like Henry Rollins and trailing off. Tarantino needs to cast Rollins as well.
Im impressed. Great job Dave.
The only people … who drink ALMOND milk from a normal carton is THE CLASH BABY YYYYYYEAAAAAH!!!!
I'd like to see Dave do some acting.
He's in Sopranos...
He’d really shine in theater plays
You just did
Because, he can. He's a boss.😎
I think he would have made a great actor.
Should of at least threw some of his martial arts in it
LOL, looks like a Japanese Advert... yes with the style of David Lee Roth! Ultimate Show Man... :)
最高❗Daveらしい‼️
Weird! But cool to see DLR is trying to be creative.
How the fuck is this 6 years on RUclips and it's my 1st time seeing this. Make this viral fuckers!
Where da HELL is TARANTINO when you need him !!
Come on Dave. 1 Break with Quentin
David Lee Roth should do a martial arts movie!!! He would be bad ass!!!!!
Offenbach Stadhalle Germany Van Halen 1&2 Tour.....Manheim Germany Van Halen Women and Children First Tour....to this.....MORE please!!!
ダイヤモンド・デイヴ！かっこいいっス！
天国にいる、健さん、文太兄貴も喜んでいます！！！
I have no idea what the hell this is but i want to see the whole film. Dave looks great and he's clearly got the acting chops. He could really pull this off.
woooooow cooool
i saw this
van halen live at Tokyo dome Tokyo Japan
I could see DLR playing a villain in a Bond flick!!!!!!
Me too!
Konishiki!
This is amazing
Dave rules. Period.
xoxo The Clarences
What the fuck did I just watch?! And why did I enjoy it so much!?!!?
That a boy Luther That a boy
Konishiki!!!!!
I love u David Lee Roth do something with vh
Ha! He looks like Kim Mitchell. "Might as well go for a soda, yaaaooowww!"
This is great!
Love the bit at 3:20
"Huh. Not bad."
Never knew this existed. Nice one.
It was filmed at a since demolished spa in Hachioji.
Some people thinks it's a hoax and there is no movie, just this 3 minute bit. We shall see.
Possibility, but it seems like such a big production for just a 4 minute bit ya know? I agree, we'll just have to see.
It would be stellar...the production.
It’s called Tokyo Story. 2013
「月にかわっておしおきよ!!」LOL
dude cracks me up omg!!!!
I think Arnold did a scene similar to what David performed. Enter a room hear so shi*t talkin'. Then, make the room silent in just a few seconds.
DOCTOR GIGOLO AND MR. SAMURAI COMING TO A THEATER NEAR YOU.
MUCH better than No Holds Bar-B-Que. Where is the rest?
Roth would of been good in The Matrix Ressurrection movie
ha that ruled..dave fukn rulz!
It’s been 8 years show us the full movie lol
DIAMOND DAVID LEE ROTH DONT FUCK AROUND SON
Wow! never seen this
Dave wrote this story. What a shocker.
David Lee Roth: When Bruce Lee meets Clint Eastwood
the man with the dragon tattoo. when does it come out?
where can you find this movie?
that's badass .. dlr can be the terminator
David John wick Lee Roth !
Ok. Now do the Joker.
Pls, what's the title of this movie?
Dave should play the cool old bad guy in a movie.. And in real life i would not fight him his fit and Marshall art dude. He would knock me out in a second😁.. He doesn't need a bodyguard he can knock anybody down in a sec😊
O&A everyday! What other show is gonna give you hot interns Jackie and Sydney, Jay Mohr, Colin Quinn, Ethan Hawk, and Diamond Dave in one room to shoot the breeze!
👏👏👏👏👏🎭
3:55 - Does anyone know what song this is? I looked through the ones listed in the credits but I can't seem to find it.
not sure man, but you'll did the rest of the guys work. ruclips.net/video/zeKwt0abpZg/видео.html
Nada II Cool, thanks.
I think it is "Hey Dave, this is dumb" by Get Over Yourself and the WTFs. From the album Don't Do That Again.
I believe DLR has a home in Tokyo.
American hitman David kills American-Japanese Konishiki ...
Not bad really cool
awesome, just awesome
He looks like Agent Smith.
His finger wasn`t on the trigger.
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The Tokyo show was really good even Dave sang decent,this clip during the middle of the show has me confused.What is going on there? Is Dave gonna finally try to become a movie star?
What is this ?
Dave, I love ya bro , but the drink part was gross as hell.
Cool haha!
なんでセーラームンーンなの…
was this really a david lee roth the van halen singer 1 movie trailer?
Why was this movie never released...Lee Deuce former Baltimore stripper aka Jack the stripper.
there is no movie, he made this to try and convince people to fund a movie. i think this whole thing was 5-10k
Ok, so whats the plot again?
That's a lot of fun! Sure I can see Dave doing some acting. You know. I mean we don't understand why he's there. We don't know why he's pulling out his money clip. Why is his shirt off? The acting is fine. But he needs a script.
Ozeki KONESHIKI
Panama
Lmao...what the hell? Typical DLR....out of left field!
Not awful but full 2 hour movie
That was wierd
Tsukini kawate oshio kyo. I think thats what he said. But he didnt even say akuma or aku which means evil lol i think.
Is this real?
'Okane'
ははは、
デイヴおもろ
HUGE DLR fan here, but as a 'movie', this well shot, well lit piece of cliche 'action film' fails. Where's the DLR charm, the flirting, the humour? The *personality*? DLR as the emotionless, generic, movie 'tough guy'? I'd rather see him do Othello. Yes, seriously.
Nice old lady arms dave.
wait..what
Wtf did I just watch
What the hell?? His body is still hot though
pulp fiction 2
What the fuck was that!?
In what universe do people act like this?
Want awful movie with diamond dave