I Made Millions on a Hospital with a 0% Cure Rate - Two Point Hospital
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- Опубликовано: 3 ноя 2019
- Just put the janitor in charge. It worked in Good Will Hunting. No, wait... no, no it didn't. Don't do that!
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I Made Millions on a Hospital with a 0% Cure Rate - Two Point Hospital
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Two Point Hospital on Steam ► store.steampowered.com/app/53...
About This Game
Design and build your own hospital!
Build up a hospital from nothing to a masterpiece as you design the most beautiful - or functional - healthcare operation in the whole of Two Point County.
Optimize your hospital design to increase patient (and cash) flow, arranging corridors, rooms and waiting areas to your exact specifications. Expand your hospital to multiple buildings as you look to get as many patients through the door as possible.
Place decorative and functional items around your hospital to improve its prestige, lower patient boredom, increase happiness and keep those end of year awards flowing in.
Cure unusual illnesses
Don’t expect Two Point County to be populated with your usual types of patients. In this world, you’ll experience all kinds of unusual illnesses; from Light-headedness to Cubism - each requiring their very own special type of treatment machine.
Diagnose illnesses, build the right rooms to handle them, hire the right staff, and then get ready, because curing just one of these illnesses is just the beginning. You can handle a single patient - but can you handle a Pandemic?
Once you’ve conquered an illness, research improved cures and machines and turn your hospital into an unstoppable healthcare juggernaut.
Improve and expand your hospital horizons!
Your first hospital is where it begins, but what next?
Once you’ve cured the residents of a small harbor village, can you take on a bigger challenge in a busier hospital?
Improve your facilities, upgrade machines, staff and layouts to make more money, more quickly.
Train and improve your staff, leveling them up with new skills and abilities to make your hospital even more efficient.
Make use of the extensive statistic and information screens to analyse your strengths and weaknesses, and make rapid alterations. Adjust the price of your treatments, keep an eye on your turnover, take out loans and optimize your earnings.
You’ll be managing staff with unique personality types and traits, so you’ll need to keep an eye on who’s being efficient - and who is just a pain in the neck. Balance your workforce with your ambitions as you strive to make profit (and hopefully save some people along the way). - Игры
as i sit here arguing with patients all day about their diagnoses, i sometimes wonder if life was better when i was a janitor. when will the torture end, josh? why me?
@Amail Someoneeveryone Isn't that rude
Josh probably hold a grudge for people name Grace, he 'Gracefully' torture them
at this point you may as well be new anthony because josh by his own admission is just waiting to gleefully pin your every comment because they make him laugh.
Thank you josh whisperer... I mean Grace, it's the one time I've seen " please like, subscribe and comment!" lead to worthwhile things on this platform.
never break character and keep up the pithy comments.
if you tire of his tortures... maybe josh should start a patreon where 10% goes to Grace's he's tortured. He should be able to make people laugh full time - he's awesome at it.
I've watched for a long while now - since long before you started in HR. You make josh laugh, his videos make us laugh, we all win.
Thanks Grace, for always giving voice to Grace - I look forward to the simulator video where Grace makes a trillion dollars and retires.
though i would expect you to grow bored and make a return... "what to good to torture me now josh?"
this is such a good channel
XD
Shut up and get back to work, 'Grace'
“We are gonna try to double our money”
*buys 4 fountains*
Gotta spend money on countless, countless luxurious fountains to make money!
those are mystical fountains where you throw in coins, bills and puke to make your wish come true
You're at the perfect number of likes right now, so I'm not able to like your comment at this moment.
@@LetsGameItOut I say thise fountains are more important than anything else
@@LetsGameItOut without caring about anyone who will negatively be affected by these options
This is how hospitals look on "easy" in plague inc.
An underrated comment.
Yea
True
n.o
@@foxeaterfilms7950 y.e.s
11:14
Reputation 0%
Cure rate 0%
Hospital value 31 million
America
@@jonathantom2423 ahhh america 🇺🇸 ❤ 😍
Watching this vid made me so frustrated xD I put in so much effort and I can't always make the money I need. Josh always fails upwards
🤦
If it were possible, Josh would’ve grabbed a homeless person off the street and offered them the job instead of hiring a real doctor.
And they'd do great! they vaccinate themselves all the time in the alleyway!
They wouldn't even have to move from their alley. That would be their office
@@dr.bright6272 he would find a way to make it worse
EXACTLY
For some reason that sentencd made my day happy
Rejoice! Grace is back.
Ye
I was missing Grace already, good to hear she's back again!
Why this obsession with Grace? I'm kind of new to your channel, what have I missed?
Hey Josh, are you Australian? Cuz these upload times are really suspicious.
"dammit" -Grace
I love how Josh just completely ignored the people with light bulbs for heads its like "From what I just made this seems more than normal"
Yeah, WTH is going on with the tin man from Wizard of Oz
@@paularyno2775 - He suffers from Grey Anatomy.
And the man walking away with no head 😂😂
@@monkey_gaming432 Was that a sentient patient? I thought it was the ghost's body that died by decapitation 😂
Whenever Josh finds a character named grace in a video game you know that your brain isn't going to be able to comprehend what happens next
Love how if the game has the ability to make a reception area, Josh will 9 times out of 10 make it feel like the DMV.
It just wouldnt be a let's game it out video of there wasn't a maze of misery that rewards you with a chair or something.
Maze of Misery, I LOVE that.
@@LetsGameItOut well of course. You are the one who creates the misery after all.
I played winkeltjde or however it's spelled and I made the maze of doom into my shop just for fun. thanks for the inspiration josh
and the chair at the end of the maze, the only throne known to josh... a toilet of course!
Isn't that most mazes? You navigate through it, only to be be rewarded with a filthy bench covered in trash, because the staff can't be bothered to go through the maze.
I like the fact that the guy who tried to quit immediately after the hospital opened thinks you actually care about him resigning.
no he knows that josh doesn't care about and he also has $100,000 dollars in college debt and he knows it's not gonna pay itself
@@pedropedrohan102 RIP
@@natedog8836 sadly it's true
@@pedropedrohan102 debt is no joke
@@natedog8836 i know
Understaffing, Overcharging, Unhappiness, 0% Cure Rate, most of the rooms being unused, barely-qualified doctors.
He built an American Hospital!
3:12 Oh I'm sorry I didn't realize my hospital was suppose to be a Chuck E Cheese's
Lol
Patient: Doctor, what's wrong with me?
Doctor: I think you're sick.
One million dollars, please.
Patient: wrong?
Doc: sick
$1M
America in a nutshell
American HeAlthcare be like
Patient: Help me!
Doctor: You have gas.
Doctor: That’ll be 918472918374729288274847239487339486233762387434957928373918238716487246582735982347918237981287236587234791823792387498234791827981273928347938356228716183749485723889882734798337488327488226871263982374972346871263876123876242397829378120387170201236791361972461270931028379182369127368172638723872631293012387123987128746872364812398127301827019208731298739732649672349712649723469128071284692834962346981206402837498127408860230648914310849286542394863 dollars.
@@gabrieldeaguiar7345 that's cheap
7:22 Freddie Mercury just casually walking on a treadmill in Josh's hospital.
Grace made the most terrifying AI eye contact
“Enter sick, never leave.”
Something’s wrong here, I can feel it.
The American Healthcare system
The Turkish health care system
GO
@@elainamartinez2439 Public turkish healthcare maybe. Turkish private healthcare is actually pretty good. Rich europeans go there to get all sort of things fixed like their dents and eyes all while having a resort style vacation
Nah! NOTHINGS WORNG. NOTHING AT ALL.
7:21 seems like you got Freddie Mercury in your hospital
That's an actual illness in the game.
@@kinyt3887 Any other singer related illnesses in the game? Someone could get the Ozzy Ozzbones, or Elvisitus, or maybe the Biebonic Plague.
@@michaeldougherty6036 Wait are those actually in the game or did you make them up yourself? Because DANG, those are good puns.
MAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MY LEGS FRICKEN HURT AND I WANNA DIE
@@DalekPratt1963 sure
2:26 Instead of a hospital, Josh made a slip’n’slide.
Grace: I’ve hit rock bottom. Can things possibly get worse
Josh: Yes they can. I will make it my duty to make you suffer.
game: "has sandbox"
josh: so you have chosen... fun.
“Fun”
*"Fun"*
Imagine if he discovered minecraft
@@isaacfrancisco3755, minecraft has less sandbox than these games.
@@isaacfrancisco3755 He did.
In today’s video:
Josh recreates the American Healthcare system.
So true
@@Nina-fc8ey and the british system too
@@TheAraberpinto more american tbh,
jens august America has some of the best healthcare in the world what are you talking about? There’s a reason why so many people from other countries come to the United States to be doctors or to seek medical care. MD Anderson is the #1 hospital in the world for cancer. We also are best in other specialties too with many of the top 10 hospitals in the world being here in the United States. We have excellent healthcare compared to the rest of the world. It’s expensive and not everyone can afford it yes, but it’s quality compared to other countries. People just expect high quality of everything for free or with little work.
Everything PC Yea dude, who needs to be healthy anyway. As long as the people that are above average can actually afford it, so jo credit or anything like that, im fine with literally struggling because of some dumb illness or disease.
I would rather have average healthcare for everyone, than having the best but no one can really afford it.
In what modern country is it acceptable to ignore some signs for an illness just because you dont have the money right now.
Did no one else notice the man with no head walking away at 7:30
I love these quick fast forward parts. Like you see 2 barf puddles at first, then quick fast forward, you see a whole barf lake. Lmao
"" *Hey there its Josh, welcome back to Let's Game It Out* ""
_The scariest eleven words I've ever heard_
No it’s the best 11 words
Yaaaaas
The funniest eleven words.
And what about "allright, today we're playing the only game where..."
heard scarier.
Yearly Profits?
*in the negatives*
Reputation?
*through the toilet*
Cure Rate?
*optimistic one percent*
Hotal?
Trivago
God thank you I thought it was gunna be one of those Hotel? Trivago jokes god bless you
@@introvertedcrow you beat me to it by a month :D
Hotel? Trivago.
yes i too watched the video
11:40 damn it grace
This guy always gets a grace in every FRIKIN game 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"I'm not a total monster, though."
Proceeds to put a single chair at the end of a mazelike hallway like a psychopath.
Of course the first thing I want to see when I walk into a hospital is a skeleton
"when you die in our facility. you will become the door welcomer for all of eternity."
I sure do
2:47 The diabetic person be like😳😳😳
Somehow, josh destroying the basketball court seemed the most normal thing happening
Dr Josh: ok here's your medicine.
Patient: but it's a bunch of ice with toothpicks in em
Dr Josh: oh and remember those are suppositories
And it costs half a million dollars for *one. f@&kin'. dose.* (I'm exaggerating, but you get the point.)
healthcare: even if you dont have health insurance, you can go to a hospital, free of charge!
the hospital they send you to:
Donovan Smith hh
3:37 is this Freddie Mercury rising from the dead just to join your horrifying hospital? Getting the chills!
10:07 American hospitals in a nutshell
Question: Why was there literally Freddie Mercury as one of the patients? Am I the only one who saw that?
Thats actually his illness.
I tought i was the only one hahaha
time stamp?
Yeah i saw him too.. he just slipped on the floor haha
I saw him too lol
when "Grace" looked you in the eyes, i lost it🤣
1:34 The first person Josh hires, instantly gives them whiplash
6:31 I swear I've seen a setup like that in a certain quarter of Amsterdam.
Reputation: 0%
Cure Rate: 0%
Happiness: 25%
Hospital Value: 31 million
Epic compa - Hospital I mean
Almost like a real hospital.
you forgot Grace: 1
@@K10wNs-Shed perfect US hospital according to stakeholders
Well a healthy customer ahh I mean patient of course won't bring in money.
Hotel: Trivago
Sheer Brilliance! The whole team were cracking up watching this - really well done!
They actually did it
Was*
Big Smoake no....
It’s were...
I love you
We know you aren’t the real one
Why does whenever josh laughs i laugh even harder
this is just all American hospitals in a nutshell
2:21
*Freddie Mercury slips*
"Can anybody help meeeeeee?"
Mama!
@@BardiXOfficial OHhhhHhhhHh
Samantha_ I don't wanna die!!
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow, carry on, carry on...
caught in a puke slide
2:20 The real cause of Freddie Mercury's death.
Yes! I was wondering if anyone else noticed Freddie Mercury in the game lol
I left the same comment without noticing this, sorry!
Mama!
Heatstroke from running in a room full of radiators XD
@@FishTail33yup
10:58 Clown car
When josh says look at the masterpiece u know u are not gonna sleep tonight
Imagine your basketball practice got canceled because a maniac wanted to extend his property
5:30 As he says "They don't know what they're doing and need additional training", his mouse is hovering over a guy named Ronald Thump.
"Cat Mouth you shall be next to the throne of the Mouth family so you shall take the family busi-" "No I don't want to be a royal knight because having to attack people while defending myself isn't for me." "Then what are you going to do with your life?" "Be a doctor." "You are a disgrace to this royal knight bloodline!"
Ronold Trump doesn't sound familiar
I saw that lol.
@@pebblessthre79 they didn't? unless you were joking
his name is spelled wrong which means he's the opposite of DT
What a rollercoaster, starting at the bottom and through determination, the amazing Grace “The Janitor” has risen to the top.
I'm starting to get the feeling that these devs are putting Grace in their games just for you.
Regardless of watching numerous of Josh's videos, I still can't figure out Grace 🤦
@@ilostwaldo Grace was the name of the first NPC he ever singled out and tortured specifically. Since then, he does the same anytime he finds Grace in a game.
@@ilostwaldowatch his startup company tycoon if you still don't know her origin
10:16 "yes overcharge them that's the good stuff"
The American healthcare system in a nutshell
The only reason it’s so expensive usually is the equipment and medicines being expensive to buy for the hospitals. And there is a little thing called insurance
@@lokithegodofmischief4090 And, no public health care system, like every other 1st world country!
@@lokithegodofmischief4090 Insurance is the symptom, not one of the causes. Insurance wouldn't be a problem if healthcare wasn't so monstrously expensive. If the costs of healthcare were even remotely sane people would be able to pay for nearly all treatment out of pocket and on a routine basis without breaking the bank, thus making insurance not even necessary for nearly anything. As it is, insurance is needed for most people to be able to afford nearly anything whatsoever in the healthcare industry.
The equipment and medicines cost so much because the healthcare system is allowed to jack up the prices so much. A pill that 10 cents to make costs 10 dollars to purchase, and that's on the low end of examples of how much overcharging is being done and the equipment isn't any better. What's worse is the existence of generics and old equipment designs that could vastly cut the costs but hospitals push the most expensive stuff anyway.
When entire industries run off of getting the exact same treatments and medications from another country for a tiny fraction of the cost there's something deeply wrong.
'I want 2 run this hospital like a business!'' - Edward Vogler, House!
Yep, this be an American Hospital alright!
@@trevorblue4531 Oh god... Vogler was the second worse arc in the show's history, only topped by "bad guy who is basically House, but a blatantly corrupt cop instead and with no entertaining or redeeming qualities whatsoever."
This is both frightening and funny at the same time!!
2:39 missed an opportunity to make a maze.
Discovered this channel a few days ago and been binge watching! it's like Deadpool playing videogames lol. Feels like I've missed a lot of fun but it's a gift for quarantine
Really no replies well now you have one
@@raeesahmannan9010 lmao appreciate it bro 😁
Yay 90th like
@@minatimanil congrats ☺️
How do you feel about the old co-host Anthony?
"I love making hospitals hurt more than they help."
taken straight from the American healthcare system
It’s always the system right? Hospitals help people and save lives everyday my friend.
@@lokithegodofmischief4090 i agree however you forget to consider the crippling cost of a hospital visit in the US
@@lokithegodofmischief4090 so sorry to shock you but systematic problems do exist lol
@@dannyslemonade976 of course they do, just not the ones the media tries to feed you in order to keep the Left in power
@@lokithegodofmischief4090 Lol USA don't have left party
_placing a singular chair at the end of the check-in spiral_
My immediate thought: "Ah, yeah, yknow, as you do, musical chairs at the dmv"
„Like a body he forgot to berry” 🤭🤪😂☠️
This is how I imagined it if EA runs a hospital.
Funny way to spell America
@@DanCantBeBanned AmEArica
And it's true in more ways than one.
@@Elvis.D99you’re not wrong
If there's ever an AI uprising you're the first to go.
Grace is gonna be the one to do it too
She mops this up and looks me in the eyes🤣💀🤣
Made me laugh out loud in bed.
This must be what free healthcare looks like
I feel this honestly isn't much worse than the current healthcare industry already at work.
-_- this comment is just stupid
@@barackobama1187 ok
@@barackobama1187 Pfizer, BioNTech, and Moderna are making $1,350 profit every second for a jab that doesnt treat, cure, prevent, stop transmission of anything... so yeah making huge profit to not help anyone IS the current healthcare industry at work.
@@blubug768 oh ok a anti vaxer. The vaccines dont prevent or stop that effectivly. They prevent mote symptoms and chance of getting more serious symptoms. Its the same with masks. They dont prevent u from getting infected, only stops ur spit to transmitt. Stop being a idiot
@@blubug768 also u cant cure or treat a virus, neither can u prevent it. It goes in u, and then depending on ur imune, it will not be noticed
You migth get a super dangerous virus. But because of ur vaccine u wont notice
"Doctor waves his hands like he knows what he's doing, patients part with their money, leave unhappy" XD So true in real life though
I play this game and its funny how Josh kills every patient that dares step foot into his hospital.
Keep these vids coming!
A janitor as a doctor?
Dr. Buffer on HOUSE was pretty good, actually!
7:37
"The ghost is almost the most normal thing here"
Bald Guy: "Am I a joke to you?"
XD
Almost
Hearing “Hey there, this is Josh and welcome back the Let’s Game It Out” immediately makes my day better.
Same
4:14 Okay, I know Cat Mouth is just, *chef's kiss*, but can we spare a moment for the equally incredible Tig Cucumber?
8:00 there is a biped (the blocky character) throwing up lol.
Still haven't gotten over "00Flour: License to Mill" from the pizza cooking simulator video.....
Grace: The torturer of every game that josh does (Aka the best character in all these games)
edit: thank you SO MUCH for the likes!!!!!!! you guys are amazing!
the tortured
@@Delta1025* the tortured
More like a torturee
@@everythingsucks3823 lol
Thank you so much for 233 likes!!!!!!!!!!!
God you know it’s gonna be a good day when you see josh is just causing chaos 👍
Josh, we need more of these hospital videos they're hilarious.
Alternate title: I made millions on a hospital that exclusively practices homeopathy.
That's common though.
It’s the same thing at the end
Goop?
Honestly, homeopathy would hurt the people less...
Europe: let’s have free universal healthcare!
America: 10:11
I’m Canadian so i have free healthcare, just like Europe.
@@matthewboire6843oh yeah?
I like to imagine, somewhere, there is a universe that Josh has full control over. A world of Graces for him to eternally torment, for his own satisfaction and pleasure.
I love when grace looks at me to say “i hate my job” and Let’s Game It Out is like CLEAN THAT UP GRACE and HAHAHAHA
0:34 "Are you telling me in the name of expansion we can ruin youth programs?"
"That's just perfect"
Well I wasn't expecting that
Purrfect
@@NOM25 *_M E O W_*
@@Goofyahhguy963 M E O W
"That's like an F plus. I'm feeling pretty good about that"
Me when I get my test back and I thought I totally bombed it
I discovered your channel 2 days ago and can't stop watching, these videos make me laugh until I tear up lmfaoooo
This is bringing back memories of the game theme hospital! came out in the early 90s, love that game
5:30 “ronald thump”
I think we found the president’s secondary name, lol.
Dude, you simulate what actually happens on Brazilian public hospitals... Cool :)
:/
Brasil é foda hein
Spider Stew what? What language is this?
@@dankcatsmemes9219 guess
@@isaaquielabajur h
Or as I see, a hungarian one. :)
5:30 "Ronald Thump." LOL!
7:09 the treadmill was originally a torture device
The treadmill was invented in 1818
Wait what
technically it was an atonement device used in prisons but was deemed cruel and inhumane
Jokes aside this game is amazing. It has a thousand of jokes and really fun names and it is just a really nice game overall
Its no Two Point Campus🗿🗿
7:26 hey hey hey that guy looks like Freddie Mercury DID HE COME BACK!!!! Lol
This chaos is so relaxing
2:21 Pretty sure that's Freddie Mercury yelling "MAMAAA" when slipping.
7:24 :0
I like how he makes millions in games when he doesn’t try and I can bearly get a thousand while actually trying
It's called exploitation, happens in the real world far too often...
??
Like, in game currency, or views, or something?
I mean, I haven't seen your videos, but I've seen many of Let's Game It Out's and, on some videos, he does spend hours playing many games, with pretty good editing, along with a variety of games and amazing personality and attitude.
I mean, glanced at your channel and well, most people don't tend to enjoy Roblox videos too much.
@@InsaneDynamics …what?
@@lord__pasta In game currency. This reply just felt a little unwarranted.
Yeah it’s the same for me
Can I just say I’m glad there is another RUclipsr like Graystillplays. I love RUclipsrs like this
your the funniest yt creator! you always make me laugh
Bro is freaking Chick-Fil-A
"Except we disable all these rooms, Only lookey no touchy"
What I can't figure out is why it's so damned fascinating watching an obvious sociopath play games in a manner that creates such torture and misery for all in-game characters. This is entirely too much fun to watch.
People just vomiting and then slipping was making me laugh way harder than I should have lol 😆 😂 🤣 and then seeing the one cleaner try clean all of it up and slip too 😆 🤣 😂 and the one guy who's just tried to enter his desk and he slipped on someone's puke on his way in and hurt himself in the process 😆 🤣
You cracked me up with this video trapping people in with bins, windows to watch examinations 😂😂😂
When Will johny hot body make his return
jc superstud
He will always be in our hearts
Yesss
yeah that was my favorite series. it had everything drama, action, etc... I hope he comes back at some point.
I miss Chad "blah blah blah" Broski
7:30 Is anyone going to ignore the headless person that literally walks like a zombie?
And the lightbulb people?
@@Frost_spirit434 they're light headed
@@jennifermckay5585 oh
@@jennifermckay5585 yeah that was 2 months ago anyway