That ending was almost lovecraftian in its existential nightmare fuel. You're in a space station, all alone, 51 million people watching your every move, not remembering how or when you got there, counting down eternally to an event that is never happening and, to top it all, half of everything is suddenly in Spanish for some unexplained, mysterious, ethereal reason.
@@canariopintado9929 How do you say "C'thulu Ph'tagn" in Spanish? What DOES eldritch horror from beyond mortal comprehension sound like with a Spanish accent?
Well, there's always the band BNL, who never expected to make it big... so they named their band after what they, a bunch of teenage guys, were thinking about all the time.
1:54 I like how they list only rage quits as a “conflict free” person , yet he is the first person to start raging because his teammate was watching Dr dumbgoggles videos on his computer instead of practicing
7:16 It‘s actually kinda creepy that all of their names fit so well. Sir Feeds-A-Lot fed a lot with 15 deaths, Only Rage Quits is completely raging out, I have Wallhack managed to not die a single time, Mr Teamkill had exactly 5 kills, which was probably his Teamkill, and I buy Cheats had the most kills out of his Team. 🤔
I love how this went. You start off managing a local esports team poorly. You finish with them slowly going insane on a space station with a clock ticking down to an event that will never happen.
They are complete divas and are awarded victories on hype alone, because everyone knows they would win the match but didn't think it was worth their time.
HELP I NEED MY EPIPEN has the worst allergic reaction affecting every part of his body. So much that he needs help to use his EpiPen. Sir Feeds-A-Lot was being fed a lot. His Mom came for the purpose of feeding him. Only Rage Quits was completely raging and upset. He literally put aside his rage in bed while sleeping. I Have Wallhack sees through walls using wallhack. Wallhack is seeing through walls in-game. I Buy Cheats kept on cheating and buying cheats. The cheating suspension should have gone to him. Doctor Teamkill kept killing his own teammates during every match. Yet all of them win unscathed.
"TIMMY WHY ARE U NAUT WURKING DO YOU WANT TO END UP BEING A PATHETIC PSYCHOLOGIST WHEN IN THE FUTURE???!!! Look.... You can still achieve ur dreams of working in pizza delivery... let's really get our heads in and make it count!"
I think one of the biggest takeaways is how you manage to cause an existential dread amongst some of your CPU players... like how despite you're making extremely great progress and winning everything, your game's characters still say that "We're losing everything, we don't win our matches, i 'm not even having any fun anymore."
7:43 thats an amazing ability "I want good sleep so imma just leave my anger right here until I get up next morning". Then he wakes up in a good mood, forgets he left his anger next to his bed, steps in it, instantly becomes angry.
you mean to say you dont bag up your emotions for tomorrow? im about to go to bed and i have my depression right beside me. currently i have no strong feelings one way or another.
This video made me realize something, how amazing would it be if esports had cheat-athons. Like the objective is to win by cheating as hard as you can. Special awards for the people that cheat in the most entertaining ways. Like I’ve seen videos of people who create fake cheat software, distribute it to unsuspecting cheaters, and watch as they drop all their weapons every time they shoot or they automatically shoot when the crosshairs hover over a teammate. Could change the software so that that happens to the enemy team. It would be chaos
I remember an FPS where if it detects you have an aimbot, the game will put you in a special server just for aimbotters. You may have unerring accuracy, but so does everyone else.
In lol that would be an easy win for whoever got Xerath. I remember there was a bug/glitch with him being able to have 100% accurate hit rate and hitting every enemy champion while spamming he´s Q ability in the fountain from lvl1. That was not a good day in ranked.
at 14:32 one of Josh's players' pure rage turned the sky red and destroyed every other team, all of humanity, probably the earth, and time itself perfect comedy
"I'm not planning having anyone do practicing. I'm convinced we can be a successful team on hype alone." Is it just me or are there way too many accidental references to Elizabeth holms in all of these play throughs 😂
@Nick H Thanks. Now I have 128. It's not going well, but I think I posted it over a month after the video released. I'm always late to the party. Spending my days looking at the number, contemplating how to incorporate it onto my gravestone, so I can keep looking at it in the afterlife.
i was really happy to see johnny hotbody again. I've adopted the alias in my wotlk raiding guild and anytime someone says johnny hotbody they have to take a shot. its good times. edit: we also have ketamine kyle and bathsalt billy on the team.
If I want to be alone in my office (i work from home) I just put your videos on. My wife hates your voice, your gameplay, and your lack of any and all empathy towards game developers and their mental health. Keep up the good work, I'm subbed.
I choose to believe the games Josh plays work normally when anyone else plays it, but when JOSH plays it, the game trembles and crumbles apart and glitches out
Would it? On a 1000km orbit directly above most used server(s)? I reckon depending on the connection it could actually be better than ground-based - direct wireless lines of communication to decently sized area
@@tappajaav ACTUALLY 1000km is not high enough so that the space station could be in the same spot in the sky. The lower the orbit the faster the space station needs to move or it drops back to earth. At 1000km height the space stations at one point can be 1000km from the servers but other times it could be on the other side of the earth.
Couldn't they just rely on satellite internet? I mean. Broadcasting from a space station to a satellite would probably be better than trying to direct link to the servers from space.
6:48 Im just imagining that one guy just constantly yelling at the top of his lungs, and the other guy being like 'now when he goes for the center, we...' XD
Don't forget to pour one out for my amazing cheating esports team!
ebomb 2 im just happy i get to watch one of his vids lol idc what time he uploads
Pls make merch I'd love to rep your content
We really do need more Jonny hotbody
Surprise they’re playing Overwatch
I did not like this comment Bcos it's in 69 likes
I love how you literally broke the game this time. You broke it so hard it even changed to Spanish
Where are the comments
Incluso los comentarios están en español con este bug, impresionante !
Including the comments, they're also in Spanish because of bug, impressive!
Dal a tu cuerpo alegria macarena
@@BaldMancTwat Even*
i don’t understand how you play every game in the worst way possible, yet still manage to do well.
It's because of all the fame
is because those games reward you for playing really bad, while if you play right, it is harder
You mean, it's because of the HYPE.
Cleenman Seuntjie I agree with that
because he plays for hours
4:54 I love how sir feeds alot has the mom who shows up there, literally for the purpose of feeding him.
Mom Feeds-a-lot
That ending was almost lovecraftian in its existential nightmare fuel. You're in a space station, all alone, 51 million people watching your every move, not remembering how or when you got there, counting down eternally to an event that is never happening and, to top it all, half of everything is suddenly in Spanish for some unexplained, mysterious, ethereal reason.
Everybody gangsta 'till Cthulhu starts speaking spanish
The elder lord is spanish?
@@canariopintado9929 How do you say "C'thulu Ph'tagn" in Spanish? What DOES eldritch horror from beyond mortal comprehension sound like with a Spanish accent?
@@empoleonmaster6709 I would love to tell you that, but, I speak portuguese, so I don’t know
“Your nose is a vacuum now” - I’m literally crying while laughing. Please dude, it’s not even 1 mins from watching
This mans just a professional bug tester at this point for these developers
an unpaid professional bug tester
@@dreamforgegames4776 #earlyaccess!
Marshall Todt not completely unpaid technically
He and the Spiffing Brit should team up and literally destroy some game together... lol
@@dreamforgegames4776 A we-watch-ads-on-RUclips-paid professional bug tester.
Imagine losing to a team named "We Suck", and then that team goes on to achieve Pro rank. You might as well just pack it in and quit.
Well, there's always the band BNL, who never expected to make it big... so they named their band after what they, a bunch of teenage guys, were thinking about all the time.
I mean, granted, every player retired after the season so they definitely did quit
@@SkyHighSkylar eSports literally just died at the sight of a team like We Suck reaching the Pro League.
My favorite part was when the dude literally set his rage aside while in bed. That was beautiful.
he literally developed a stand
@@vulpemarine2057 ok
xD
@@vulpemarine2057 he developed the stand
「Break Stuff」
999 likes... I’ll make it 1k.
I like how the guy that went 0-0 or 0-15 was caught using cheats.
He was normally 0-15 the one time he went 0-0 was because he was using cheats 😂
@@Noadvantage246 he's afk
@@kevinplayz7965 can you imagine going afk on stage😂. Like just a guy looking at the crowd away from his computer.
@@thehusk6319 LOL
@@thehusk6319 he just vibin' on stage lmao
1:54 I like how they list only rage quits as a “conflict free” person , yet he is the first person to start raging because his teammate was watching Dr dumbgoggles videos on his computer instead of practicing
I can't even
I’m flattered
@@sendhelpiamahugedisaster8257YOUR DR DUBYOGG
OH MY GOSH NO WAY HIIII@@sendhelpiamahugedisaster8257
I can't even
"This team deserves better." "I mean, they don't, but okay." 😭
No replies???
Hm
7:16 It‘s actually kinda creepy that all of their names fit so well. Sir Feeds-A-Lot fed a lot with 15 deaths, Only Rage Quits is completely raging out, I have Wallhack managed to not die a single time, Mr Teamkill had exactly 5 kills, which was probably his Teamkill, and I buy Cheats had the most kills out of his Team. 🤔
Dr
That's easter egg.
The developers wanted that to happen.
So you think mr. Teamkill also killed himself?
@@Max-me9ol he killed the entire other team
I love how the game progressively deconstructs itself as you keep messing with it lmao
I love how this went.
You start off managing a local esports team poorly.
You finish with them slowly going insane on a space station with a clock ticking down to an event that will never happen.
Schrodinger's esports team
But at least they have tons of hype!! 😎😎😎😎👌👌👌
And then the game turns into spanish
I haven't seen the video yet and now I am in a state of pure confusion and curiosity
@@duckyducktm9197 Players insanity doesn't matter HYPE DOES 😎 😎 😎
7:52
"Hey you seem pretty cool! Do you think you'll win?"
"No."
"(Anger)"
Another unspoken truth by Esports Life Tycoon: Nobody wants to admit that humility is a virtue.
Yeah!
9koifp99da
"HELP I NEED MY EPIPEN" is the best name 😂😂
Omg wow I found a person living in 2021
Lol
LMFAO I CANT 😭😭
4:55
"I`m Sir Feeds-A-Lots Mom!
I`m sure you don´t feed them well enough."
Chyara~ en fin la hipocresia
@@rascacambra8254 what do you mean
Rafael something like “well, the hypocrisy”, I dunno why people answer English comments in other languages lol
@@alicepalisa ja też nie wiem
Mital Marek why why why why
And Team We-Suck hasn't shown up for yet another match! Guess we have to award them another victory.
They are complete divas and are awarded victories on hype alone, because everyone knows they would win the match but didn't think it was worth their time.
They suck so much, the kill counter for the other team overflowed and the system thought "Friendly Fire Only" won the match.
@@SH4D0W0733 maybe they just pull a "King" each time because they put too many points into intimidation
Edit: reeee give me OPM updates
Isn't that basically how the Nazis got in power?
@@wohlhabendermanager Well, true to their name, they only did friendly fire in their absense. I guess they won!
I love how the names of each player Josh renamed is literally doing what their name is
HELP I NEED MY EPIPEN has the worst allergic reaction affecting every part of his body. So much that he needs help to use his EpiPen.
Sir Feeds-A-Lot was being fed a lot. His Mom came for the purpose of feeding him.
Only Rage Quits was completely raging and upset. He literally put aside his rage in bed while sleeping.
I Have Wallhack sees through walls using wallhack. Wallhack is seeing through walls in-game.
I Buy Cheats kept on cheating and buying cheats. The cheating suspension should have gone to him.
Doctor Teamkill kept killing his own teammates during every match. Yet all of them win unscathed.
That's the plot twist
Friendly Fire is actually a decent team name
its also the name of a annually charity event in december organised by german youtubers ;)
we suck is better
@@wotnariya3175 Interesting
@@wotnariya3175 Really hyped for that :D
yea, and you can use FF as a short version
5:39 In this economy, psychologists are free, but pizzas cost $100.
Must also be why the pizza is so effective - $100 pizza better make you feel good!
I guess Pizza for ESports is made of little pieces of psychologists, and just like the real world, candy :D
Sending them gamers to Canada cheating citizenship
They live in a socialist state, medical care is free there :D
"TIMMY WHY ARE U NAUT WURKING DO YOU WANT TO END UP BEING A PATHETIC PSYCHOLOGIST WHEN IN THE FUTURE???!!! Look.... You can still achieve ur dreams of working in pizza delivery... let's really get our heads in and make it count!"
I think one of the biggest takeaways is how you manage to cause an existential dread amongst some of your CPU players... like how despite you're making extremely great progress and winning everything, your game's characters still say that "We're losing everything, we don't win our matches, i 'm not even having any fun anymore."
7:43 thats an amazing ability
"I want good sleep so imma just leave my anger right here until I get up next morning". Then he wakes up in a good mood, forgets he left his anger next to his bed, steps in it, instantly becomes angry.
you mean to say you dont bag up your emotions for tomorrow? im about to go to bed and i have my depression right beside me. currently i have no strong feelings one way or another.
@@friendlywobbly9903 I always forget to bag my anger and hatred
@@friendlywobbly9903 yooo same, sometimes it’s nice to feel nothingness
Woke up on the wrong side of the bed
I lost it when Sir-Feeds-a-Lot's mom questioned him about feeding his players well enough
"its jonny hotbody riding a bear into that guys armpit" Josh 2019
I am thoroughly convinced that Josh can break any game thrown at him. Studios ought to show Josh's videos to potential beta testers.
no they usually have in house beta testers
@@steve00alt70 None that could hold a candle to this man's destructive curiosity.
I mean, he usually plays alphas.
Lol, Josh should be the final test before the game is released.
Don't forget about GreyStillPlays!
it always kills me when you find some sort of game-breaking bug lmao
This whole game was one big bug
Wanted to like your comment but you have exactly 888 likes lol
@@joshwatkins7133 u
I love when he plays games that aren’t even close to finished and just takes advantage of them and tries his best to lose but still wins 😂😂😂
6:04 “that’s fine I’m filled with not good ideas” hit me on another level.
This video made me realize something, how amazing would it be if esports had cheat-athons. Like the objective is to win by cheating as hard as you can. Special awards for the people that cheat in the most entertaining ways. Like I’ve seen videos of people who create fake cheat software, distribute it to unsuspecting cheaters, and watch as they drop all their weapons every time they shoot or they automatically shoot when the crosshairs hover over a teammate. Could change the software so that that happens to the enemy team. It would be chaos
I remember an FPS where if it detects you have an aimbot, the game will put you in a special server just for aimbotters. You may have unerring accuracy, but so does everyone else.
Sports Steroid competition would be nice as well. Let the human race take it as far as they can go.
In lol that would be an easy win for whoever got Xerath. I remember there was a bug/glitch with him being able to have 100% accurate hit rate and hitting every enemy champion while spamming he´s Q ability in the fountain from lvl1. That was not a good day in ranked.
@Sirbacobits CSGO sometimes...
This reminds me of this idea I had a while ago where it’s a speed run, but it’s a TAS, and everyone tries to make the best TAS
at 14:32 one of Josh's players' pure rage turned the sky red and destroyed every other team, all of humanity, probably the earth, and time itself
perfect comedy
Dude was so angry he turned the Sun into a red giant through sheer will.
“Your nose is a vacuum now” - I’m literally crying while laughing. Please dude, it’s not even 1 mins from watching
Meilka Famela wkwk
i knowwwww xDDDD
@@hxdzen kok wkwk
Hahahaha I also liked the callback at 12:40 "this is where they do their blow"
aaand there we go the indonesians saying wkwk
"Takes his rage and sets it aside, LITERALLY" I couldnt stop laughing
Same
Same
You could
Same
Then he wakes up to try to attain ssj🤣🤣🤣
7:43 this is the only time he can be happy, he takes his rage and sets it aside.....that is surprisingly profound for handling anger issues
It's really kinda smart of devs to send Josh keys. They probably save a fortune when it comes to finding bugs and such.
I dont know about that. Doesn't exactly make the game look great.
Most of the time they're in alpha. No games look great in that stage.
@@martinaasandersen3775 but when you have hundreds of thousands of people looking at your game, that is some damned good "free" marketing.
@@nickdowhan2187 Sure, if your marketing strategy is promoting your game as being trash :)
@@martinaasandersen3775 But your game is still known. To quote Jack Sparrow, "But you have heard of me."
The good thing about Josh playing games the way he does is make everyone feel like getting the game just to play it properly
900 IQ plays
Lies I’m getting them just to play it worse than he did. I’m gonna break it into a million pieces….Mwahhahahaaaa‼️
@@TheMASTER4real dang, breaking the system even more lmao
Exactly :D
His character definitely took a sharpie to his face to make it look like he had a "mustache" at 1:01.
Literally all of your videos are, “Task failed successfully.”
Nice to see Greekgood expanding his horizons and being a manager of an Esports team
Not even a full minute in, and this video is already cursed. God bless weird character creation options
69 likes
_nice_
I love how this starts out as Esports Life Tycoon and ends up as Dead Space 4.
2:39 - turn on some heavy metal, and watch them head bang 😂
The guy set aside his rage "LITERALLY" im crying
I like the odds 10/10
Yeah
yeah
yeah
Who u
yeah
10:26 - "I love seeing 'We suck on the wall' a lot more."
"Hey, I got you a pizza!"
"I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO EAT IT!!!"
that's how you know you need to fire the guy.
This is the masterpiece I needed to get my mind off school
Glad I could help!
psst get your mind in school and realize that the establishment is bullshit meant to crush your mind into min-wage obedience later on. Pssst.
@@LetsGameItOut I wonder if you could find us some gamebreaking bugs for real life meant only to cause those around us suffering.
Try to enjoy school as much as you can! There are no take-backsies in life, so give it your best shot haha
This comment aged well.
“Is this me? Am I this *dork?* “
That’s pretty much what I say when I look in the mirror.
lol same
When you cheat so hard that the game accidentally changes to Spanish and the team enter in a neurosis state of rage.
"so i reloaded the game, certain elements are now in spanish"
Por ejemplo, este comentario.
¿Estamos comenzando una cadena?
Que siga la cadena
Bueno, le sigo a la cadena
Con 2 comentarios xd
1:04 imagine going up against this guys team and when you get home you just hear loud breathing coming from your closet
2:34 Doctor Teamkill doesn't need sleep. Only Morgana.
I'm up at 2 in the morning, feeling really ill and somehow found your channel. Thanks for making my sleepless nights a little better ♥
"I'm not planning having anyone do practicing. I'm convinced we can be a successful team on hype alone." Is it just me or are there way too many accidental references to Elizabeth holms in all of these play throughs 😂
You should totally change your introduction to "Hey it's Josh welcome back to everyone gets to suffer, especially Grace"
That's not the intro?
Love it when he tortures my fellow grace’s
its good that he doesnt copy graystillplays intro thanks
"Enter sick, never leave."
Nick Miller they were saying to change it to that
As a joke
I think
"Yup. Just hangin' out, two-finger typing on my space technology."
Instant classic xD
@Nick H Thanks. Now I have 128. It's not going well, but I think I posted it over a month after the video released. I'm always late to the party. Spending my days looking at the number, contemplating how to incorporate it onto my gravestone, so I can keep looking at it in the afterlife.
@@UltromanTheTacoman It's at 163 now. Did you figure out the gravestone yet?
@@plague46 What?
I love how I can't even drink water while watching you play this game just because of how genuinely funny you are. Love the content, keep it up!
I lost it when "I only rage quit" started to well.. rage quit, then there was no coming back. I laughed the rest of the video XD
i was really happy to see johnny hotbody again. I've adopted the alias in my wotlk raiding guild and anytime someone says johnny hotbody they have to take a shot. its good times.
edit: we also have ketamine kyle and bathsalt billy on the team.
Josh, i love your videos. Every time i watch them i know im going to break down laughing. Same here too. Dont ever stop, you r amazing.
"Cheating is the esports path to victory" - Just learnt something in my life XD
yes
That,if you can cahmge espace time ane manipulate reality
I lost it when Sir-Feeds-a-Lot's mom questioned him about feeding his players well enough
3:48 Well it would make sense, but it's just 100x funnier if they're suddenly talking about the molar mass of carbon and whatnot lol
9:13 - typing with 2 fingers is gold!
"and at no point have I seen this guy interact with anybody."
Wow they really got the life like nature of these people down to a fine point
If I want to be alone in my office (i work from home) I just put your videos on. My wife hates your voice, your gameplay, and your lack of any and all empathy towards game developers and their mental health.
Keep up the good work, I'm subbed.
1:58 "Hello, HELP I NEED MY EPIPEN." Damn that one got me
Ah yes, another episode of Josh completely breaking a game and making obscene amounts of money. I look forward to this.
10:14 - Are you sure Josh? The game seems to award wins normally. 😂
oh josh, what would we do without your senseless guidance? i've learned how to ruin so many games from you, it's truly a blessing.
Loved how everything turned into spanish!
*Duo would be so proud of you xD*
I choose to believe the games Josh plays work normally when anyone else plays it, but when JOSH plays it, the game trembles and crumbles apart and glitches out
Johnny Hotbody is making more and more guest appearances and I can't be happier for this.
I love this guy, he makes everything funny, and keeps it family friendly. Keep up the good work!
Ok but the character you designed is weirdly handsome. I don't know why I find him attractive but I do. This is crazy.
6:30 dam! sir feeds-a-lot is feeding a lot
*Playing with an injured player is not a good idea.*
"That's fine I'm filled with not good ideas!"
4:29 ¨pasta for every body, alien´s nutrients for this guy¨
9:00 He didn't feed in the previous match, you should have suspecting him of cheating before he even got caught.
Good thing you don't actually practice. The lag playing from a space station would be horrendous!
Would it? On a 1000km orbit directly above most used server(s)? I reckon depending on the connection it could actually be better than ground-based - direct wireless lines of communication to decently sized area
@@tappajaav ACTUALLY 1000km is not high enough so that the space station could be in the same spot in the sky. The lower the orbit the faster the space station needs to move or it drops back to earth. At 1000km height the space stations at one point can be 1000km from the servers but other times it could be on the other side of the earth.
Excellent point, for some reason I forgot about geostationar orbit.
@Jhovix Mid-match with someone thats playing on the other side of the world? I don't think so...
Couldn't they just rely on satellite internet? I mean. Broadcasting from a space station to a satellite would probably be better than trying to direct link to the servers from space.
14:22 wait wait wait hold on PSG ?? don’t know messi was soo good at gaming
"...two finger typing on my space technology..."
:D
1:30 "its like the eggplant has been slashed onto us". every British person just lost it right there
“It’s like he’s having the worst possible allergic reaction” LMBOO
"Hello, HELP I NEED MY EPIPEN" is the best start to any storyline ever.
Josh is probably the only one who can make me laugh while eating cereal ngl
"one of them begging for medical help" never laughed so hard in my entire life
I’m so glad that I found this channel, I haven’t laughed like this in ages. Proud new sub here!
Less then a minute into the video and I was already crying with laughter
I love this so much! Thank you for making such quality content!
"And then I have them all come over here and discuss chemistry."
Me: *Meth*
Yo mister White
Love it how Josh always manages to break the game everytime without even trying xD
5:52
I think this is the first time I heard him curse
1:08 somehow you made Sam Pepper in this game... amazing!
We need to see more of Johnny Hotbody!
6:17 He do be goin super saiyan
"He takes his rage set it aside, literally"
Sir Feeds-A-Lot cheated
Thats why he didn't died even once in the third match🤣
10:41
This is the bit that got me lmao
6:48
Im just imagining that one guy just constantly yelling at the top of his lungs, and the other guy being like 'now when he goes for the center, we...' XD
For some reason I can't stop laughing at "Help I need my Epipen" oh god I'm already hyped for this video lmaoo
5:19 - Imagine a game where losing is a greater accomplishment than winning in a game that takes itself seriously 😂.