If you're ever injured in an accident, you can check out Morgan & Morgan. Their fee is free unless they win. For more information go to www.forthepeople.com/kwite
Honestly! I see regular Morgan & Morgan ads on TV and hear them on the radio and for some reason hearing it in a Kwite video of all places absolutely sends me. The context of this video makes it even better, it was a destined sponsor
There's a rule for the FIRST robotics competitions: Robots cannot be made of organic materials. We asked someone about it and they said a team from Alaska tried to make a robot out of bones. There's always a story behind those weird, oddly specific rules.
@@clairef.9970 Hey, ppl give them a lot of shit, but when u need someone to have yr back in an accident, they're who u want on yr side cuz when u get paid, they get paid and they wanna get paid
The "Danger: don't open this door after dark" one is on the back door of a fast food joint. A lot of armed robberies happened where they got in through the back door after dark when employees stepped outside to smoke, take out the trash, etc.
Wouldn't "after dark" mean when it's bright again? I get that it's for when it's dark, but wouldn't that be "after it has got dark" or "when it's dark outside"? I could see it being a shortening from "after when it has got dark" to just "after dark", but this isn't that great. "after when the game has started" -> "after the game", "after it has started raining" -> "after raining"
"Drowning Machines" are a very interesting thing to learn about, and they are one of those rare cases of physicists/engineers giving something a name that makes you exactly as scared as you need to be of it.
It's basically a rolling tube of water that doesn't disturb the surface, but is very powerful and if a person or boat touches it it will be sucked down and crushed and spun underwater with pretty much no chance of escape. They deliberately build Drowning Machine spots into dams and weirs so that they know where it is and they can put warnings around it, since whenever a lot of water changes elevation one *will* exist, if they don't build a deliberate Drowning Machine location, it will wander around downriver and just randomly destroy things and kill people. Possibly without being identified like in olden days before they found out what they are.
The hitchhiker warning is legit - both my husband and I have driven passed those signs in the past. Adds a certain spark of excitement when you see someone stuck on the side of the road trying to flag you down from what might look like an accident.
Morgan & Morgan is probably one of the funniest parts of the video. Like of all the sponsorships I could of seen it was a legal one. This is like Bill Mill's Sawmill ads.
cave diving is terrifying man, there's a video online of a guy finding his friend's corpse, after it was missing for years, in a cave. when he tried to free the body from all the plants and stuff holding the corpse back its head fell off the body and you can see it floating in front of the camera for a few seconds. definitely worth having a sign there
there's a lot of good cave diving disaster stories on youtube as well, scary interesting covers a lot of them. a personal favorite is the devil's hole in death valley national park with the bottomless siphon hole that no man or scientist knows where it leads. scary shit
Yeah, my mom cave dives. She’s very good and very cautious, but it’s just something you try not to think about while they’re in the water. I must admit I was very happy when she had to cancel several expeditions during the pandemic 😅
I am shocked he didn’t mention the rod of Cobalt-60 that had engraved into it “drop this and run” in case anyone found it and picked it up out of curiosity
also the proposed long term nuclear waste storage message that goes "This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here." radiation warnings go criminally hard
I would commit SEVERAL war crimes to see you make an hour long video about this subreddit. This shit scratches my brain in a way I cannot physically put into words
The “do not open door after dark, look before opening door” is a door on an arctic research station. It’s cold after dark, and there are polar bears. Polar bears are not picky on what they hunt and kill, and are known to prowl around Arctic stations
I’m going insane. I am loosing it. Earnestly, I sob. Each and every second of my RUclips ad experience has been dominated by Morgan & Morgan. Every song echoes with in my mind. My brain squirms- screams- squelches in distress. Each tube of flesh and every little wrinkle would shriek in horror- that until I clicked the Skip Ad button. Ah! The relief! I could barely hear the ad’s talons clanging against the outside of my shield, my savor: Skip Ad. Holding their arms high, over the sounds of grating metal, they assure me: “Do not fret my chronically online teen, as I have saved you from your forever spiral !” Over and over and over. The talons scrape at SkipAd’s transparent form, and yet, they would speak, “I have saved you from the repetition of sounds, your realization of progression.” I thought I would be safe from the ads. I was PROMISED that I would be safe from the ads. I was promised that I could hide. SkipAd promised. I was foolish to believe such. How naive I was to believe that a button could stand a chance against Morgan & Morgan. They’re America’s Largest Injury Law Firm after all. The talons- oh, poor SkipAd’s glass was weak in the presence of the talons. With a blood freezing gasp, they shattered. Bits of white and black scatter into my view. SkipAd now rests. I open my eyes to see they’ve captured Kwite. *KWITE.* At this point, anything is possible. Hearing the tapping in my walls, the grumbling under my floors, I’ve realized progression. I will succumb to the inevitable. Tonight, the employees will emerge from the cracks in my room and bring me to John Morgan himself. I have have approximately 6:00 hours left. 5:59. 5:58. 5:57...
"never open this door after dark" is basically just warning you to not keep it open unsupervised after dark because someone could sneak inside like say an armed robber, or at least that's the likely explanation.
So regarding to the drowning machine sign, it happens with I believe lower and faster dams. The speed of the water, and the way it swirls because of the water going down, causes it so spin so fast completely underwater, you won't be able to get out. So yeah, a drowning machine is gonna kill you if you get trapped in one. I live fairly close to one, so every so often, a kayaker or swimmer goes missing, and after a few months to a few years later, they kinda just wash up on shore, sometimes three or four mines down. They're interesting and beautiful, but incredibly deadly
@@ArDeeMee If you see a deer walking around on two legs like a person, you haul ass out of there and pray it didn't see you, you don't fucking stick around
Strangely, the definition of 'molest' is to bother someone and is not the same thing as sexually molesting but the sign (though unintended) still fits under the Florida context
The sign at 5:30 is an old, warn out sticker on a welding machine warning users about welding fumes because vaporized heavy metal inhalation is a thing in a welding shop.
I'm always surprised the amount of people that haven't seen these, but then remember I have probably placed over 100k of these on spools/drums of welding wire at work.
@@insanospaz this is completely unrelated to the comment thread or the video but what is your profile picture? What character, what media, what franchise, what artist? It's so cute
That last one reminds me of the stones in that one European river that have dates and death tolls of all the droughts they had and there's one that I think it said "if you can see this stone you're already dead" Edit: I just looked it up again, they're called hunger stones, and it didn't say that, it said "if you see me then weep"
I was once driving behind a vehicle that said “WARNING radiation” and the way the container looked was ominous. I don’t know who was transporting uranium or why but they had a long 10 hours to go to the nearest nuclear power plant. It also could’ve been stuff the radiologist at the university but that’s less fun.
They could have been taking it to a waste site or from a processing plant that refines it from deadly junk into usable fuel to the power plant. As long as it's in a lead and concrete box, it's mostly safe to go near. My high school is from the 1800s and they haven't had anyone come to inspect any of the possibly deadly chemicals in the science/biology closet for over 50 years because they're poor and scummy, that being said, there is a random concrete box in the storage closet between the science and biology rooms.........................
That font has been used in a lot of games, like AI:The Somnium FIles. It was also used as the system font for the PSP and is available as a text font option in Medibang. Basically, it's a primarily Japanese-used font for English text. I don't know the name of it but I recognize it in places I'd never think all the time and it always shocks me.
0:34 That sign genuinely makes me uneasy. It feels to me that it’s implying that some cryptid lives there and while you might be by yourself, that doesn’t necessarily mean you are alone.
8:06 Holy shit I see that sign all the time I literally live close by to the road it’s on. Everytime I see that shit I get a damn heart attack, lemme tell you my anxiety ridden ass does not enjoy the constant looming threat of a slow and painful nuclear death at any moment
Feel that with the ride operator response. Closest I’ve came to “causing harm” was not tightening a seat restraint that I knew 1. probably wouldn’t tighten any further 2. was perfectly safe and inescapable Even got written up for it. We know when you’re safe and when you’re not, not you. The amount of people who forget or downright ignore safety announcements, signs, and just having common sense is surprising
That death plug one kills linemen. People plug them in to backfeed through a breaker to power one of their split phases and don't turn their main principal off, and that backfeeds the pole or pad-mount transformer, which steps the voltage UP to thousands of volts. That's why so many utility companies require grounding both sides of a break before joining lines back up.
Funny story, I go on RUclips at school during lunches, and sometimes I use the school's wifi. I tried to watch Kwite one day on the wifi since pretty much nothing is blocked on RUclips. But Kwite is. Kwite is the only youtuber I have found that is actively blocked from my school
7:10 here is a fun thing I learned in colledge: ANYTHING can be a condensator. If you have two coins of different metals like 10 cents and 1 euro between a sheet of paper - it's a condensator. If you have two metal plates sitting next to eachother separated by air - its a condensator. If you have two power lines separated by air and even thick non conductive protection - it's a condensator, if you give them a lot of energy and bring them together they will connect through all of the protection (because protection and air have electrons too) and it will make a lightning. It looks and sounds amazing and it's deadly.
8:43 It’s a common sign in fast food places. There was once a violent robbery where the robbers knocked on the door to get in. When the employees opened the door, they robbed the place at gunpoint. It eventually led to 2 people dying, and one being shot but living. Sorry I don’t have details, I don’t fully remember the story, but I do remember finding an actual criminal case for why that sign is there.
How many of us are ACTUALLY going to need a lawyer? We're all people who sit inside all day watching RUclips ☠️ Nevertheless, props to you for getting that sponsorship!
(5:55) That sign is great, because people would otherwise just say "people die in this lake despite wearing lifejackets, 3 people have died despite wearing lifejackets", ignoring the over 100 who died not wearing one.
My diving instructor actually had me go past a sign like this one ( 3:05 ) during my advanced open water diving certification, I almost had a panic attack under water 😊
In my city, this is sort of like the literal version of our construction signs. By the time you see them, you're already surrounded by other cars, and the detour sign points backwards, you're at a malfunctioning light that's blinking yellow and red, and there's some guy across the construction yelling at a construction worker. I blame the city tbh.
not so fun fact: There's a cave underwater somewhere which is full of corpses in various states of decay. This is because it's basically a death sentence to go in there, and even the best divers won't go in to retrieve the bodies, because nobody who has gone in has ever come out. I think it's since been sealed with a grate nailed into the walls, but there's still a bunch of bodies in that hole.
@@mobi4482 pretty sure its cuz of the pressure change/tempature change and/or too dark to get out. It could also be that it's a maze? I honestly don't know, but that's all that could make sense imo. I have never seen or been in a underwater cave nor even a cave, but im sure the air is different there, maybe?
Bro... do you know how little that narrows it down? cave diving is one of the most deadly sports/activities you can do. There are hundreds if not thousands of caves like that
The zoo sign reminded me of the werribee zoo (Victoria, Australia) signs, which have a tiger / hippo / lion / whatever animal the enclosure is for: biting off a body part. They scarred me as a child.
5:31 That sign is for chemical spills that release toxic fumes, from the violence shown in the warning, it's probably chemicals that cause acute lung damage, such as phosgene; a chemical which has fumes that if inhaled in quantity- will liquefy your lungs where you stand
5:35 is actually a warning sign for welding, it is used in a lot of different contexts but in the collage i went to for welding it was used to tell people to not weld to close to the flammable high-pressure gas canasters. Edit: I have also seen the gory bit of it on shooting ranges telling you not to cross the safe firing line.
btw molesting (unless specifically talking about the sexual act) usually just means messing or disturbing something. basically the sign says don't feed or wrestle the alligators
i’ve actually seen the sign at 2:55! it is in a place called the Devil’s Den, and ofc, it’s in Florida. i found it compelling and entertaining so i did indeed obey the sign
2:45 They didn't make a machine specifically for drowning, the term "drowning machine" refers to the currents that naturally form in front of low head dams, which make it impossible to escape from the water.
the De ja vu sign is so true I got into a car accident a couple days ago (no one got hurt) and when i was in the ditch I remember being there before and watching a truck be stuck for over 20 mins having my head against the window and everything just watching the trucks wheels turn with no traction to the road it was crazy I think I dream about the future sometimes. You know the theory that dreams are alternate realities I believe in that and one of my alternate realities collided into mine. I can basically dream the future fear me
One of my favorite signs is “Do Not use the squat rack if you have had diarrhea in the past 3-7 hours” cause you know damn well someone had to be the cause of that. 😂
8:43 , as someone who works at a TacoBell, I’m pretty sure that’s a TacoBell from the style of the stuff sitting near the door. Except at my store the lil window opens upwards, and I like to jokingly look through it before I open the door even if I know who’s on the other side. lol
I get that but, take this with a grain of salt, that’s used in Artic Bases. For one it’s extremely cold, and obviously prone to blizzards. Along with that, polar bears can sometimes hang around the bases looking for food and warmth, so that window is there so they know if there is a blizzard, polar bear, or any other dangerous anomaly
Pretty sure the sign about 8 short blasts is for a dam, and if you hear the siren it means the damn failed. Which IMO is almost as terrifying as the original ambiguity.
Huh, so we've got some spicy signs with intimidating auras... This is something I've not yet seen and I welcome it. Alright Kwite, make me chuckle! I'll also accept a sharp nose exhale.
10:43 Im pretty sure theres another image of this sign where its above a road that passes by it and below a cliff immediately beyond that road you see an entire city of houses built near the coast... like a good 200ft below that sign.
9:23 what if for some reason I lose count or count wrong and don't leave because I thought I heard 7 or 9 short blasts? I don't trust myself to keep track properly.
THAT FONT! I know what it is, it's Shin Go, a font used more frequently in japanese media, and you most likely recognise it from Wii Sports! It was also used in other Wii era games, often ones that keep the "Wii" branding in its title, but I believe it was also used in things like Mario Party, and more recently even the original Splatoon!
I can't find any evidence of it being used in pokemon battle revolution, but I never played that game so its entirely possible that I just can't find a good screenshot
One of my Mom's friends is a cave diver... his set up is insane. He showed me his helmet, PFD, and tank - they were completely torn up and they were only a few weeks old. 0-0 I'm all for scuba diving, but I will never cave dive.
If you're ever injured in an accident, you can check out Morgan & Morgan. Their fee is free unless they win. For more information go to www.forthepeople.com/kwite
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@Kwiteee the game font you're thinking of is Metal Gear Solid
The fact you got a Morgan and Morgan sponsorship is the funniest thing I've ever seen on this channel
He wasn’t joking?
Jay Guerber; 4:53
Honestly! I see regular Morgan & Morgan ads on TV and hear them on the radio and for some reason hearing it in a Kwite video of all places absolutely sends me. The context of this video makes it even better, it was a destined sponsor
bro is sponsored by saul goodman
@The Owl bot?
Kwite getting sponsored by a giant law firm is probably the biggest curveball in the entire video.
Fr
I think it was when he hit the nae nae
genuinely watching the entire ad read because im so caught off guard? how did he land this
the gen 5 pokemon dress up music in the background is adding to my bumfuzzlement
WHAT IS GOING ON
There's a rule for the FIRST robotics competitions: Robots cannot be made of organic materials. We asked someone about it and they said a team from Alaska tried to make a robot out of bones. There's always a story behind those weird, oddly specific rules.
Well that's metal as hell.
Did it work tho
Calcium
At one of my competitions they made a team take a plant off of their robot
Was that on the FTC level or FRC level??
the morgan and morgan sponsor really caught me jeezus 💀💀💀
it gave me whiplash lmao
no fr I thought he was fucking with us 😭😭
like??? i didnt even know law firms sponsored youtube videos LMFAOOOOO
@@litttlepigboy same. I was so confused.
Kwite really got that saul goodman sponsorship
lmao
@The Owl it’s funny how this person is also a bot
@@bigbang8739 we started that as a way to make fun of bots, now the bots make fun of each other.
Kwite got a lawyer sponsorship whaaat. You really stepping up in the world, dude.
That was the most unexpected sponsorship I've ever seen
@Correct did you know a cool fact about Correct
they are a stupid bot
@@Marcus-Does-Piano nah we probably need it since we're watching kwite
Like seriously, I didn’t expect to see ambulance chasers here
@@clairef.9970 Hey, ppl give them a lot of shit, but when u need someone to have yr back in an accident, they're who u want on yr side cuz when u get paid, they get paid and they wanna get paid
The "Danger: don't open this door after dark" one is on the back door of a fast food joint. A lot of armed robberies happened where they got in through the back door after dark when employees stepped outside to smoke, take out the trash, etc.
Nah it's a werewolf containment facility
@@jlshootingstar333 SCP containment facility
I thought it was those doors that have no stairs and are high up.
I thought it was a sign from Churchill Manitoba talking about the polar bears that'll just unalive you...
Wouldn't "after dark" mean when it's bright again?
I get that it's for when it's dark, but wouldn't that be "after it has got dark" or "when it's dark outside"? I could see it being a shortening from "after when it has got dark" to just "after dark", but this isn't that great. "after when the game has started" -> "after the game", "after it has started raining" -> "after raining"
"Drowning Machines" are a very interesting thing to learn about, and they are one of those rare cases of physicists/engineers giving something a name that makes you exactly as scared as you need to be of it.
It's basically a rolling tube of water that doesn't disturb the surface, but is very powerful and if a person or boat touches it it will be sucked down and crushed and spun underwater with pretty much no chance of escape. They deliberately build Drowning Machine spots into dams and weirs so that they know where it is and they can put warnings around it, since whenever a lot of water changes elevation one *will* exist, if they don't build a deliberate Drowning Machine location, it will wander around downriver and just randomly destroy things and kill people.
Possibly without being identified like in olden days before they found out what they are.
thanks for explaining 😰
@@kevingluys3063 thank you for making it even more ominous
The hitchhiker warning is legit - both my husband and I have driven passed those signs in the past. Adds a certain spark of excitement when you see someone stuck on the side of the road trying to flag you down from what might look like an accident.
100th liker! Enjoy your like
Morgan & Morgan is probably one of the funniest parts of the video. Like of all the sponsorships I could of seen it was a legal one. This is like Bill Mill's Sawmill ads.
it's like the exact opposite of a meme reaction channel getting a sponsorship from Adam and Eve
General rule of thumb: if there’s a sign for it, it happened enough times for them to need a sign about it
Since the sign is in the thumbnail it is now too late for all of us
bro really hit everyone with the 096 picture
I didn't think it would end like this
cave diving is terrifying man, there's a video online of a guy finding his friend's corpse, after it was missing for years, in a cave. when he tried to free the body from all the plants and stuff holding the corpse back its head fell off the body and you can see it floating in front of the camera for a few seconds. definitely worth having a sign there
there's a lot of good cave diving disaster stories on youtube as well, scary interesting covers a lot of them. a personal favorite is the devil's hole in death valley national park with the bottomless siphon hole that no man or scientist knows where it leads. scary shit
You can't just say something like this and not drop a link
@@cananeesa5177 well he just did
Yeah, my mom cave dives. She’s very good and very cautious, but it’s just something you try not to think about while they’re in the water. I must admit I was very happy when she had to cancel several expeditions during the pandemic 😅
@@cananeesa5177 ruclips.net/video/cRj0lymMMGs/видео.html
Morgan and morgan sponsering youtubers is a real saul goodman move
I am shocked he didn’t mention the rod of Cobalt-60 that had engraved into it “drop this and run” in case anyone found it and picked it up out of curiosity
It is a rod of Cobalt-60
@@FalloutProto thx
also the proposed long term nuclear waste storage message that goes "This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here." radiation warnings go criminally hard
@@SunflowerSorrows DOE cops are probably the scariest aswell. Nuclear shit be spicy
@@QuintonMurdock could u explain what that is? I'd like to research it but google is giving nothing
I would commit SEVERAL war crimes to see you make an hour long video about this subreddit. This shit scratches my brain in a way I cannot physically put into words
geez jf you wanna do it so much, just move to the balka-
I once saw a sign in an elevator and it read "NO SKATEBOARDING IN THE LIFT. SKATEBOARDING IS PROHIBITED."
skateboards
Skateboarding
Alright who the fuck is skateboarding in an elevator
NOT THE LAWYER SPONSORSHIP 💀💀
@Correct what game?
Your pfp and name is phenomenal
@@esprero ty ty
The “do not open door after dark, look before opening door” is a door on an arctic research station. It’s cold after dark, and there are polar bears. Polar bears are not picky on what they hunt and kill, and are known to prowl around Arctic stations
So proud of Kwite getting sponsored by M&Ms, it's a really good chocolate candy
M&Ms caramel flavor
I’m going insane. I am loosing it. Earnestly, I sob.
Each and every second of my RUclips ad experience has been dominated by Morgan & Morgan. Every song echoes with in my mind. My brain squirms- screams- squelches in distress. Each tube of flesh and every little wrinkle would shriek in horror- that until I clicked the Skip Ad button.
Ah! The relief! I could barely hear the ad’s talons clanging against the outside of my shield, my savor: Skip Ad. Holding their arms high, over the sounds of grating metal, they assure me: “Do not fret my chronically online teen, as I have saved you from your forever spiral !” Over and over and over. The talons scrape at SkipAd’s transparent form, and yet, they would speak, “I have saved you from the repetition of sounds, your realization of progression.”
I thought I would be safe from the ads. I was PROMISED that I would be safe from the ads.
I was promised that I could hide.
SkipAd promised.
I was foolish to believe such. How naive I was to believe that a button could stand a chance against Morgan & Morgan. They’re America’s Largest Injury Law Firm after all.
The talons- oh, poor SkipAd’s glass was weak in the presence of the talons. With a blood freezing gasp, they shattered. Bits of white and black scatter into my view.
SkipAd now rests.
I open my eyes to see they’ve captured Kwite. *KWITE.* At this point, anything is possible. Hearing the tapping in my walls, the grumbling under my floors, I’ve realized progression. I will succumb to the inevitable. Tonight, the employees will emerge from the cracks in my room and bring me to John Morgan himself.
I have have approximately 6:00 hours left.
5:59. 5:58. 5:57...
damn
are you dead yet
@@Starrryy-w3e they write copypasta
get sponsorblock and adblock
Hunters mistaking me for bigfoot is one of the reasons I'm adding body armour to my fursuit.
the Praetor Suit but with fur over it
"It's not going down!"
Good i use incendiary weapons
Imagine a hunter shooting a bullet resistant fur suit and being perplexed that the animal they thought they shot didn’t go down
can we all agree that this gay furry never disappoints ❤️
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@The Owl Please kindly shut up.
This gay furry Slays
Agreed
Kwite looks EXTREMELY squishable today
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@Correct *visible confusion*
Real.
Please elaborate 🗿😭
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"never open this door after dark" is basically just warning you to not keep it open unsupervised after dark because someone could sneak inside like say an armed robber, or at least that's the likely explanation.
So regarding to the drowning machine sign, it happens with I believe lower and faster dams. The speed of the water, and the way it swirls because of the water going down, causes it so spin so fast completely underwater, you won't be able to get out. So yeah, a drowning machine is gonna kill you if you get trapped in one. I live fairly close to one, so every so often, a kayaker or swimmer goes missing, and after a few months to a few years later, they kinda just wash up on shore, sometimes three or four mines down. They're interesting and beautiful, but incredibly deadly
There's unfortunately only so much a sign can do for your safety
Hunters aiming a loaded weapon at someone in a fursuit: “you know what, that standing wolf looks very realistic, let me just” *bang*
More like "I know its not, but I probably can get away with it."
@@1337doominator "Take that you fae folk fuck-"
There are people dressing as deer, you know…
"Meh... close enough"
@@ArDeeMee If you see a deer walking around on two legs like a person, you haul ass out of there and pray it didn't see you, you don't fucking stick around
Strangely, the definition of 'molest' is to bother someone and is not the same thing as sexually molesting but the sign (though unintended) still fits under the Florida context
The sign at 5:30 is an old, warn out sticker on a welding machine warning users about welding fumes because vaporized heavy metal inhalation is a thing in a welding shop.
That's so cool! Thank you for sharing!
I'm always surprised the amount of people that haven't seen these, but then remember I have probably placed over 100k of these on spools/drums of welding wire at work.
@@insanospaz this is completely unrelated to the comment thread or the video but what is your profile picture? What character, what media, what franchise, what artist? It's so cute
@@Fluff_Noodles Character is Megurine Luka, a vocaloid.The artist I really couldn't say, I ripped it from DeviantArt many years ago lol
@@insanospaz thank you for letting me know! Hope you have a lovely new year! Keep on keeping people safe ✌️💕💕
That last one reminds me of the stones in that one European river that have dates and death tolls of all the droughts they had and there's one that I think it said "if you can see this stone you're already dead"
Edit: I just looked it up again, they're called hunger stones, and it didn't say that, it said "if you see me then weep"
I was once driving behind a vehicle that said “WARNING radiation” and the way the container looked was ominous. I don’t know who was transporting uranium or why but they had a long 10 hours to go to the nearest nuclear power plant. It also could’ve been stuff the radiologist at the university but that’s less fun.
They could have been taking it to a waste site or from a processing plant that refines it from deadly junk into usable fuel to the power plant. As long as it's in a lead and concrete box, it's mostly safe to go near. My high school is from the 1800s and they haven't had anyone come to inspect any of the possibly deadly chemicals in the science/biology closet for over 50 years because they're poor and scummy, that being said, there is a random concrete box in the storage closet between the science and biology rooms.........................
The "8 short blasts" sign is probably for a hydroelectric dam, as that's the universal warning that a dam's about to burst.
That font has been used in a lot of games, like AI:The Somnium FIles. It was also used as the system font for the PSP and is available as a text font option in Medibang. Basically, it's a primarily Japanese-used font for English text. I don't know the name of it but I recognize it in places I'd never think all the time and it always shocks me.
i think its in pokken tournament
That font was on all the menus in Phantom Crash on the XBOX/PS2.
Mech combat game with a 30 day countdown mechanic
@@flapsonni2137 I think you're right, but I haven't played Pokken in months so someone correct me if I'm wrong lmao
Wii Sports. This is the obvious answer. L
Resident evil?
0:34
That sign genuinely makes me uneasy. It feels to me that it’s implying that some cryptid lives there and while you might be by yourself, that doesn’t necessarily mean you are alone.
I never thought I’d hear kwite say “if you get injured in an accident”
The sponsor really thought to themselves "yeah Kwite viewers are probably more likely to get injured than the average person"
I mean..they aren’t wrong
4:49 as a fursuiter, I would be very concerned why you would fursuit at night considering the horrible vision those things have
FURRY EW
@@thehonkman what am I not allowed to like good content and comment on the good content?
@@thehonkman lmao 💀💀
Have you never seen that segment of "1000 ways to die" on spike TV?
I sure have and you'll understand why...
@@CoShocker oh yeah *that* episode
8:06 Holy shit I see that sign all the time I literally live close by to the road it’s on. Everytime I see that shit I get a damn heart attack, lemme tell you my anxiety ridden ass does not enjoy the constant looming threat of a slow and painful nuclear death at any moment
Kwite has truly mastered conveying emotion with only his eyebrows and forehead
Yes.
Feel that with the ride operator response.
Closest I’ve came to “causing harm” was not tightening a seat restraint that I knew
1. probably wouldn’t tighten any further
2. was perfectly safe and inescapable
Even got written up for it.
We know when you’re safe and when you’re not, not you.
The amount of people who forget or downright ignore safety announcements, signs, and just having common sense is surprising
10:27 might be the font from the world ends with you neo's pause screen
4:32 kinda reminds me of that “You do not recognize the bodies in the water” SCP thing
I wonder if someone made a SCP about it, the sign that is
That death plug one kills linemen. People plug them in to backfeed through a breaker to power one of their split phases and don't turn their main principal off, and that backfeeds the pole or pad-mount transformer, which steps the voltage UP to thousands of volts. That's why so many utility companies require grounding both sides of a break before joining lines back up.
Funny story, I go on RUclips at school during lunches, and sometimes I use the school's wifi. I tried to watch Kwite one day on the wifi since pretty much nothing is blocked on RUclips. But Kwite is. Kwite is the only youtuber I have found that is actively blocked from my school
7:10 here is a fun thing I learned in colledge:
ANYTHING can be a condensator.
If you have two coins of different metals like 10 cents and 1 euro between a sheet of paper - it's a condensator.
If you have two metal plates sitting next to eachother separated by air - its a condensator.
If you have two power lines separated by air and even thick non conductive protection - it's a condensator, if you give them a lot of energy and bring them together they will connect through all of the protection (because protection and air have electrons too) and it will make a lightning. It looks and sounds amazing and it's deadly.
is it just me or is kwite extra edible on this fine tuesday
i thought it was just me who noticed!
8:43 It’s a common sign in fast food places.
There was once a violent robbery where the robbers knocked on the door to get in.
When the employees opened the door, they robbed the place at gunpoint. It eventually led to 2 people dying, and one being shot but living.
Sorry I don’t have details, I don’t fully remember the story, but I do remember finding an actual criminal case for why that sign is there.
How many of us are ACTUALLY going to need a lawyer? We're all people who sit inside all day watching RUclips ☠️
Nevertheless, props to you for getting that sponsorship!
I have to listen to RUclips at work, that I drive to.
someone said that they ran over their cat because they were watching kwite while pulling out of their driveway, so it probably makes sense honestly
(5:55) That sign is great, because people would otherwise just say "people die in this lake despite wearing lifejackets, 3 people have died despite wearing lifejackets", ignoring the over 100 who died not wearing one.
It is unbelievably menacing to see this notification on your phone while eating with friends, I am now asking around to see who poisoned me
You alive? Lmfao
@@mimi91xx nah I died, thanks for checking in though
@@King0fKyles damn, rip.
My diving instructor actually had me go past a sign like this one ( 3:05 ) during my advanced open water diving certification, I almost had a panic attack under water 😊
In my city, this is sort of like the literal version of our construction signs. By the time you see them, you're already surrounded by other cars, and the detour sign points backwards, you're at a malfunctioning light that's blinking yellow and red, and there's some guy across the construction yelling at a construction worker. I blame the city tbh.
not so fun fact:
There's a cave underwater somewhere which is full of corpses in various states of decay.
This is because it's basically a death sentence to go in there, and even the best divers won't go in to retrieve the bodies, because nobody who has gone in has ever come out.
I think it's since been sealed with a grate nailed into the walls, but there's still a bunch of bodies in that hole.
Why is it a death sentence tho? Is it one of those cave with underwater lakes or something?
@@mobi4482 pretty sure its cuz of the pressure change/tempature change and/or too dark to get out. It could also be that it's a maze?
I honestly don't know, but that's all that could make sense imo. I have never seen or been in a underwater cave nor even a cave, but im sure the air is different there, maybe?
@@wingficwithoutwingswhat’s the cave called? Sounds like a fun deep dive, haha. Seriously
Though, that’s awful but sounds extreme interesting.
Bro... do you know how little that narrows it down?
cave diving is one of the most deadly sports/activities you can do.
There are hundreds if not thousands of caves like that
@@gandalf_thegrey weöll damn
The zoo sign reminded me of the werribee zoo (Victoria, Australia) signs, which have a tiger / hippo / lion / whatever animal the enclosure is for: biting off a body part. They scarred me as a child.
A lot of those signs like the "evacuate if you hear 8 short blasts" feel similar to the creepypasta There's Something Wrong With Chimney 7.
5:31 That sign is for chemical spills that release toxic fumes, from the violence shown in the warning, it's probably chemicals that cause acute lung damage, such as phosgene; a chemical which has fumes that if inhaled in quantity- will liquefy your lungs where you stand
9:11, that sign about falling debris is a construction sign in cites when they building taller building
5:35 is actually a warning sign for welding, it is used in a lot of different contexts but in the collage i went to for welding it was used to tell people to not weld to close to the flammable high-pressure gas canasters.
Edit: I have also seen the gory bit of it on shooting ranges telling you not to cross the safe firing line.
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btw molesting (unless specifically talking about the sexual act) usually just means messing or disturbing something. basically the sign says don't feed or wrestle the alligators
i’ve actually seen the sign at 2:55! it is in a place called the Devil’s Den, and ofc, it’s in Florida. i found it compelling and entertaining so i did indeed obey the sign
2:45 They didn't make a machine specifically for drowning, the term "drowning machine" refers to the currents that naturally form in front of low head dams, which make it impossible to escape from the water.
This is really interesting! Thanks for sharing!
I was looking for this comment
@@ctobree5252same but I though the hydraulic jump happened after the low head dam
6:23 thats how a zombie apocalypse starts in most movies lol
the De ja vu sign is so true I got into a car accident a couple days ago (no one got hurt) and when i was in the ditch I remember being there before and watching a truck be stuck for over 20 mins having my head against the window and everything just watching the trucks wheels turn with no traction to the road it was crazy I think I dream about the future sometimes. You know the theory that dreams are alternate realities I believe in that and one of my alternate realities collided into mine. I can basically dream the future fear me
No,cause so can i
the drowning machine is actually a super interesting thing that happens with the current which makes it impossible to swim out of should you fall in
10:49
So ominous...
Especially since 100 years later, it could happen again.
200 years later*
10:14 I dont care what the context is, i never want to hear kwite saying "Raw and numb" ever again
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9:45 It's nice to know in advance what my nightmares are going to be about.
@@TheCatEnthusiast73nice been there before
That poor sign had a family and kids. They can't see them anymore.
The sign that was talking about 8 short blasts is talking about a dam failure, because usually, if 8 short blasts occur, it is a dam breaking/failure.
*sees a sign clearly expressing that my demise is soon to come*
...nah, this is fine.
@The Owl Yeah i saw how cool it is. Im happy that it finally got released!
@The Owl yeah!
@@Saleman1997 You bots disgust me
People that don't get joke's disgust me
@theowldidthatI know that link, I already know how to make French fries.
"If you fall in the pond, you will be boiled." Sounds like a Saw trap that polluted a small pond, causing all living things in it to die.
One time I saw a "Beware of Bears" sign on the ground, ripped off of a tree.
10:34 its the font Nier: Automata i think
If you see a notification from kwite, it’s too late…
If you see this comment from Lil Big Jo, It's too late..
@theowldidthatI did not see that coming
@@__0978. if you see a comment from nugz talking about lil big joe, it’s too late
@@Nopedy-nope if you see a comment about mrfox talking about a comment by nugz then it’s definitely too late
@@timefragment5387 if you see a comment from time fragment talking about a comment from Mr Fox, you are too late.
(10:25) That's a very common style for Japanese fonts. Pokémon included.
You'll likely find many Japanese games that have a font close to this.
This is probably the 1st yt video that has a law office as its sponsors, honestly XD
One of my favorite signs is “Do Not use the squat rack if you have had diarrhea in the past 3-7 hours” cause you know damn well someone had to be the cause of that. 😂
Not the Morgan and Morgan sponsorship 💀💀💀
8:29 well, that's gonna be a problem-
8:34 Who in their right mind would MOLEST A GATOR?!
You answered the question on your own already.
Nobody in their right mind.
@@TheCatEnthusiast73 one of my friends who lives in Florida said that she saw that sign.
@@TheCatEnthusiast73gator I hardly know her………
Is there a lore reason why I have autism am I stupid
(It’s a reference)
@@dougwark6150is there a lore reason Batman is like that, is he stupid?
Zoophiles most likely
That like one millisecond of the One piece logo after Kwite said one piece is one of the simplest yet funniest jokes I've seen in a while.
8:43 , as someone who works at a TacoBell, I’m pretty sure that’s a TacoBell from the style of the stuff sitting near the door. Except at my store the lil window opens upwards, and I like to jokingly look through it before I open the door even if I know who’s on the other side. lol
I get that but, take this with a grain of salt, that’s used in Artic Bases. For one it’s extremely cold, and obviously prone to blizzards. Along with that, polar bears can sometimes hang around the bases looking for food and warmth, so that window is there so they know if there is a blizzard, polar bear, or any other dangerous anomaly
that was the nerdiest thing I ever said
@@Euphonium_boi , as a fellow nerd, I support the nerdiest thing you've ever said. lol
@@DindellaTheDefender thx fellow nerd
Pretty sure the sign about 8 short blasts is for a dam, and if you hear the siren it means the damn failed. Which IMO is almost as terrifying as the original ambiguity.
Huh, so we've got some spicy signs with intimidating auras... This is something I've not yet seen and I welcome it. Alright Kwite, make me chuckle! I'll also accept a sharp nose exhale.
@UCYMBsm0oQI0KSnjGqnqJ8Eg What is going on with people just sending random these messages (Not like I know what they do)
That cave diving sign... I've seen quite a few videos on that cave & how deadly it is. And yet people still do it and die anyway.
10:43
Im pretty sure theres another image of this sign where its above a road that passes by it and below a cliff immediately beyond that road you see an entire city of houses built near the coast... like a good 200ft below that sign.
Multiple of these signs sound like SCP beings
10:38 I think it was Wii sports 😬😬
At that point you probably should have seen some other signs before getting to the your dead sign. Love your content.
4:10 is some "You do not recognize the bodies" in the water type stuff
3:16 me when I bring a water pokemon along
9:23 what if for some reason I lose count or count wrong and don't leave because I thought I heard 7 or 9 short blasts? I don't trust myself to keep track properly.
If you hear a blast, just head on out. Works for most things.
I love the part where kwite said "he he he he peter"
My boyfriend has that "hitchhikers may be escaping inmates" sign right by our bed lol
I was so shocked by the sponsor, I actually listened to the entire ad. I'm speechless
Honestly the cave diving sign is not exaggerating at all, cave diving is very dangerous and honestly terrifying
THAT FONT! I know what it is, it's Shin Go, a font used more frequently in japanese media, and you most likely recognise it from Wii Sports! It was also used in other Wii era games, often ones that keep the "Wii" branding in its title, but I believe it was also used in things like Mario Party, and more recently even the original Splatoon!
I can't find any evidence of it being used in pokemon battle revolution, but I never played that game so its entirely possible that I just can't find a good screenshot
One of my Mom's friends is a cave diver... his set up is insane. He showed me his helmet, PFD, and tank - they were completely torn up and they were only a few weeks old. 0-0
I'm all for scuba diving, but I will never cave dive.
9:33 NorthWestern Energy has encased Avogadro in there.