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  • Опубликовано: 24 окт 2024

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  • @ToasterBath
    @ToasterBath Год назад +1925

    OSHA is supposed to be work safety but when somebody actually is injured and tries to seek insurance, they quickly become "Oh Shush He's Alright"

    • @Catolantern
      @Catolantern Год назад +150

      "When will OSHA do something about this?" OSHA: Man thats not our job.

    • @somedudethatripsplanetinha4221
      @somedudethatripsplanetinha4221 Год назад +97

      Occupational Safety Hazard Administration --> Oh Shut (up) He's Alright

    • @magnuswright5572
      @magnuswright5572 Год назад +69

      OSHA's job is to make sure there's no reason for you to get hurt. If you do get hurt, LNI takes over

    • @Hisnitch
      @Hisnitch Год назад +9

      @@magnuswright5572 whats lni?

    • @teathesilkwing7616
      @teathesilkwing7616 Год назад

      @@magnuswright5572the only organization I could find called LNI is the Washington state department of labor and industry, which of course only covers Washington state. Each state has a different organization I assume

  • @cartoonmaster2401
    @cartoonmaster2401 Год назад +220

    "Live a little bit, even if it kills you."
    It concerns me that can I _totally_ see that quote being put on a shirt.

  • @kraftyk4162
    @kraftyk4162 Год назад +317

    The locked first aid kit is something I see often. It's because if someone gets hurt and the supervisor doesn't know then the supervisor could be the one in trouble. This way you HAVE to ask the supervisor to even get a bandaid so they can fill out the paperwork

    • @kashiichan
      @kashiichan Год назад +59

      Seems like there are much better ways to make that happen

    • @louiesatterwhite3885
      @louiesatterwhite3885 Год назад +45

      I'm still of the opinion that the first aid should be available immediately, and the bureaucracy of it can be sorted out after the emergency.

    • @userequaltoNull
      @userequaltoNull 10 месяцев назад +11

      @@louiesatterwhite3885 It's not for emergencies, it's for non-emergencies you don't want to tell the boss about.
      Which is fucking stupid, because if you don't get it documented then you can't get workman's comp if it becomes a problem, but employees are not always known to be the brightest or wisest in all the land

    • @ShotoTodoroki-qs3ip
      @ShotoTodoroki-qs3ip 10 месяцев назад +9

      Meh, at that point if the first aid kit is locked and I needed a bandage I would just start carrying them in my purse. I’m not going to bother a boss with a minor cut.

    • @massgunner4152
      @massgunner4152 8 месяцев назад +1

      Is mostly to stop the junkers from stealing the drugs.

  • @lilylohmann614
    @lilylohmann614 Год назад +481

    I thought this would be increasingly bizarre warning signs, but this is almost as entertaining. If you ever need entertainment, look for warning signs for something you thing is too specific, or for a particular product. Shit gets so wild, it’s amazing (especially because warning signs 90% of the time come about because someone did the stupid thing)

  • @tobias_therat2852
    @tobias_therat2852 Год назад +919

    That sign is both fairly terrifying and genius at the same time

    • @kamj6607
      @kamj6607 Год назад +48

      i've worked with some seriously heavy machinery that could roll a 12 inch thick sheet of steel into a tube
      just being near it while it's on is terrifying

    • @Happycide
      @Happycide Год назад +19

      Heavy machinery is no joke. That shit can and *will* kill or otherwise severely injure you if you let it

    • @R.K_Chalkboard
      @R.K_Chalkboard Год назад +2

      I can say the same about your PFP. Maybe not the genius part though.

    • @tobias_therat2852
      @tobias_therat2852 Год назад

      @@R.K_Chalkboard LMAO, Agree, agree.

    • @johnnodwarf1201
      @johnnodwarf1201 Год назад +6

      When people get caught in them it’s not pretty.

  • @poggersbathwater
    @poggersbathwater Год назад +5269

    As MatPat once said: ✨Come with me, and you’ll be, in a world of OSHA violations!✨

    • @YourDM64
      @YourDM64 Год назад +5

      @The Owl shut up

    • @theoswenson3774
      @theoswenson3774 Год назад +36

      Hell ya

    • @Moss_Dude
      @Moss_Dude Год назад +282

      As Brian David Gilbert once said: I couldn't give a shit about death, you should've removed that glass.

    • @gameclips8763
      @gameclips8763 Год назад +17

      Did u pray today

    • @varishehe
      @varishehe Год назад +7

      @@gameclips8763 I will pray for your demise

  • @bloxyycolaman
    @bloxyycolaman Год назад +2238

    Kwite is a comfort RUclipsr because (to me at least) hes actually funny to listen to during thing

    • @BapGap
      @BapGap Год назад +76

      so a comfort youtuber?

    • @bloxyycolaman
      @bloxyycolaman Год назад +26

      @@BapGap pretty much

    • @imNOTthatimportant
      @imNOTthatimportant Год назад +21

      @The Owl that link just leads to a video on how to make potato wedges in an air fryer....or at least that's what the title said.

    • @HabitualThinker
      @HabitualThinker Год назад +20

      bro you 100% just made up “uncomfort RUclipsr”
      just say hes your comfort RUclipsr Jesus christ

    • @guyfieri148
      @guyfieri148 Год назад +40

      @@HabitualThinker how to basic exists.
      Uncomfort RUclipsrs definitely exist

  • @clickslefttoe
    @clickslefttoe Год назад +294

    My work does not have the term OSHA in their vocabulary 😍 went to work with a fever because "nobody else could cover you." We have a camera that doesn't record or do anything (probably not an OSHA violation but still kinda dangerous seeing as I'm the only person on the register and the only other employee is my assistant manager.) We have a fire exit blocked with a mirror to deter thiefs from using it to escape.

    • @SoggyCoffeeAddict
      @SoggyCoffeeAddict Год назад +58

      My local gas station has an emergency exit blocked by a shelf to sell overly priced soda in 12 & 24 cases making it basically impossible to move anyway

    • @clickslefttoe
      @clickslefttoe Год назад +58

      @@SoggyCoffeeAddict I love that! I bet the fire chief would love that too. I'm tempted to "anonymous" report my to them bc I don't rlly feel too safe ngl. Honestly, more people should. Fire safety is heavily ignored

    • @Ollie_nel
      @Ollie_nel Год назад +18

      I had to keep working after I threw up twice. I feel your pain.

    • @userequaltoNull
      @userequaltoNull 10 месяцев назад +3

      I guess it would depend on the layout of your workplace. If the fire door is still operable and labeled, but just "looks" obstructed or not there, it may be a less serious violation. Might even be functionally irrelevant depending on the construction of the building, layout and merchandise, normal occupance, etc.

    • @clickslefttoe
      @clickslefttoe 10 месяцев назад +6

      @userequaltoNull there's a 60 lb mirror blocking it so thiefs cannot use it to run away.

  • @stalwartneon8251
    @stalwartneon8251 Год назад +182

    Making a mistake while working in construction can turn a day from OSHA into OHSHIT real quick

    • @JayWalk_Official
      @JayWalk_Official Год назад +3

      My foreman forgot to put in the cotter keys holding the man basket onto the forks of our boom one day when we were using it to dump garbage. Luckily nobody was in the box at the time, but it was still a fun afternoon trying to get it out of the dumpster 😂

  • @k1ll_j0y
    @k1ll_j0y Год назад +200

    Imagine being in a wheelchair, getting into an elevator and having to jump to get it moving

  • @TheAtomicSpoon
    @TheAtomicSpoon Год назад +95

    "Not only will this device kill you, it will hurt the entire time you're dying."

  • @parzivalthestormtrooper5017
    @parzivalthestormtrooper5017 Год назад +701

    The fact that none of my favourite asmr channels upload right before I go to bed but kwite always does is single handedly wombo comboing my sleep schedule off the face of the earth

    • @Star_Rattler
      @Star_Rattler Год назад +6

      you go to bed at 5pm? what timezone you in that you're going to bed at 5-6pm EST?

    • @dearkoma_
      @dearkoma_ Год назад +40

      @@Star_Rattler ...dude 💀

    • @synodicseason
      @synodicseason Год назад +27

      @@Star_Rattler probably europe??

    • @alteregobruh
      @alteregobruh Год назад +20

      @@Star_Rattlerbro 💀 bro bro bro

    • @lookatel3658
      @lookatel3658 Год назад +19

      @@Star_Rattler How did you even come up with this question 💀

  • @sui1162
    @sui1162 Год назад +794

    Ive driven a forklift without being forklift certified. OSHA is beneath me and I cannot be stopped.

    • @patrick8330
      @patrick8330 Год назад +36

      My god

    • @Rat_64
      @Rat_64 Год назад +33

      You monster

    • @Jambo_Neo
      @Jambo_Neo Год назад +28

      How dare you

    • @kashiichan
      @kashiichan Год назад +5

      Sounds like you're on the wrong side of the machine, mate 🤔

    • @pee-soup8950
      @pee-soup8950 Год назад +6

      You Madlad.

  • @Gayass776
    @Gayass776 Год назад +48

    So I do metal working as a job and in the shop there are several blood stains just stuck on the floor. Earlier today actually I was cleaning a piece of metal and pointed out to my coworker that there was blood on it, so I guess someone cut themselves on it at some point.

  • @scouseleemini1
    @scouseleemini1 Год назад +49

    “Non-discriminate machine, will eat metal and human flesh”

  • @loucantnot
    @loucantnot Год назад +88

    The "workers eating their lunch on a girder up in the sky" old-timey photo, is now known to have been staged, and thus fake, one of the workers even later stated something like (paraphrasing) "of course it was fake, we were already risking our lives when working underpaid all day long, we would not having been taking stupid risks just to have lunch" lol
    Anyway great video Kwite, thank you for entertaining us

    • @Greenicegod
      @Greenicegod 10 месяцев назад +3

      ...But they decided to take a stupid risk for the 'gram? Was it because the photographer paid them a bunch?

    • @loucantnot
      @loucantnot 10 месяцев назад +5

      @@Greenicegod No, they were in front of a picture of the landscape, the girder in the famous photo is hanging almost at ground level :)

  • @proffesionalcodingidiot6142
    @proffesionalcodingidiot6142 Год назад +23

    Can we talk about the how "this machine doesn't know the difference between metal and flesh, nor does it care" is such a fucking raw line

  • @SoggyCoffeeAddict
    @SoggyCoffeeAddict Год назад +51

    Originally had a story about safety signs from a previous job, saw the welding and had a better one to share. My uncle took me to an indoor go-kart racing competition his side of the family does and needed 1 more person to fill out the teams, the go-kart I was assigned 3/4 races I participated in there was Absolutely Horrid. After I got comfortable in the first race realizing it "might" hold, I really let it out for the rest of the races. Anyway this race course has 2 speed bumps and while I was racing this kart was literally making nervous ticks about every full wheel rotation, and when I would go over the 2 speed bumps. The entire kart literally flexed under me and bottomed out as if it had suspension 💀 I kept checking different welds along the entirety of the bottom of this kart just expecting them to pop and get me killed. After we finished I asked my uncle if his kart flexed at all and he was like "nope, nerves got to ya buddy? It's not a big deal, maybe you just imagined it", he is probably like almost double my weight 🥲. Then he told me like 2 weeks after we went, that they had an accident between two karts. One of the karts basically disintegrated in the crash while the other one only popped off the front rubber bumper, and both guys were fine

  • @mystupidlife123
    @mystupidlife123 Год назад +69

    In my schools cafeteria there's a sign next to the toaster not to put forks or anything that's not bread or bagels into it. I'm in college.

    • @KatanaBart
      @KatanaBart Год назад +10

      Hopefully the sign comes with pictures

    • @orppranator5230
      @orppranator5230 10 месяцев назад +1

      Why? Is there a risk of electrocution?
      Chances are, there isn’t. The heating elements are not hooked up directly to 120VAC, they are 12VDC.

    • @getaround1276
      @getaround1276 7 месяцев назад +1

      @orppranator5230 Probably not electrocution, but surely quite the shock, chances are some ding dong did it and sued

  • @notoriousgoblin83
    @notoriousgoblin83 Год назад +50

    I've worked with lathes, PTO shafts, and grew up watching Irish road safety ads. It gets worse than this

    • @yellobanana6456
      @yellobanana6456 Год назад +5

      The ad with the toy car?
      Where the kid gets run over?

    • @notoriousgoblin83
      @notoriousgoblin83 Год назад +6

      @@yellobanana6456 Oh there's much worse. A whole group of 5 year olds demolished by a car to a cover of "Sweet Child of Mine"

    • @yellobanana6456
      @yellobanana6456 Год назад +3

      @@notoriousgoblin83 oh my god

    • @valerierodger
      @valerierodger 2 месяца назад +1

      @@notoriousgoblin83 the best part of that one is that everything just looks so sweet and wholesome like your average ridiculously sappy ad, and then splat.
      Would’ve been more effective if they were willing to make it realistically graphic.

  • @KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven
    @KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven Год назад +46

    The mechanic only knows meat from metal when you come up from behind.

    • @Jaesdaes
      @Jaesdaes 6 месяцев назад

      AYOOO 😂

  • @commandbaker3334
    @commandbaker3334 Год назад +49

    I had to complete a 10hr OSHA General Safety course in school so I definitely know what OSHA is. I'm OSHA certified now hahahaha

  • @Notatruefurry
    @Notatruefurry Год назад +15

    The elevators reminds me of something my mom use to do. She would rapidly push the open door on the elevator so it would open a little sooner when it got to your floor. However her brilliance lead to the door opening while we were still moving. And now that elevator will forever open a good 10seconds before it stops on your floor.

    • @1993Southparkfan
      @1993Southparkfan Год назад +4

      Dude, how old was your mother when she did that? Doesn’t sound like something I see an adult doing.

    • @Notatruefurry
      @Notatruefurry Год назад

      @@1993Southparkfan about 23 years old

  • @CookiePieMonster
    @CookiePieMonster Год назад +28

    That "don't be a dumbass" warning sign is probably the best warning sign in all of existence.

  • @kitchensinkchronicles3272
    @kitchensinkchronicles3272 Год назад +25

    2:57 it's okay they're just painting a children's hospital

    • @lucyarisato6850
      @lucyarisato6850 10 месяцев назад +5

      after all, red is a color with warm meaning!

  • @8.Vivid.8
    @8.Vivid.8 Год назад +43

    I love it when places have absolutely no safety

  • @guppy1821
    @guppy1821 Год назад +17

    Kwite the image at 4:04 is a whole ass art piece (framed and everything) taking up an entire long ass wall in my dining room
    Holy shit

  • @tsarfox3462
    @tsarfox3462 Год назад +14

    Remember employees, if you die we have insurance for that. If you use medical supplies, we have to pay to replace them.

  • @demonic7610
    @demonic7610 Год назад +4

    as an EX worker of Walmart, I can promise you all walmart ignores these rules because we are forced to not because we want to.
    EVEN if you have a walkie that 90% of the time is for only Supervisors or higher, if a reg worker uses it for emergency help is ignored, BUT if your a reg worker and don't respond immediately even when not allowed to cause on break or lunch, your job is on the line.

  • @notblocked
    @notblocked Год назад +74

    Kwite is so tall and handsome, I wish I knew how to look like him, I think there was a website for that, and a code that gives 30% off of any product

  • @lunatunes5094
    @lunatunes5094 Год назад +166

    Kwite sure is a RUclipsr that exists

  • @TnT_F0X
    @TnT_F0X Год назад +12

    6:40 I have the saw he is using... its only 4 inches and he is cutting a 6-8 inch beam.
    He isnt going anywhere, that saw will jam and the blade will come off and he will have to move and fix it... I know... I tried cutting too big a branches.

  • @NinyaBOT
    @NinyaBOT Год назад +11

    1:45 or so, jokes on you, i literally carried everything to every class every single year just to NOT use those locks (not even kidding)
    I tried using them for the first time in middle school for like 3 days, got pissed off, and never used a locker again

    • @Anotherchild_lol
      @Anotherchild_lol Год назад

      I just don't lock it
      I personally only put shoes in there anyways so there's that.

  • @inanis5888
    @inanis5888 Год назад +10

    2:25
    yeah i know exactly what you mean except in my case it was walking over 10-15 foot drop on top of a fallen tree that was probably rotting form the inside while the oldest was probably eight. i was six.

  • @alexisbeloin6416
    @alexisbeloin6416 Год назад +23

    I just got back into welding after a 7 year break. The first few minutes of this video made my night!😅

  • @user-Jay178
    @user-Jay178 Год назад +53

    Always read the signs. Love your content Kwite

  • @Unirobo
    @Unirobo Год назад +14

    My last job at a boba shop took down the OSHA poster to put up a k-pop poster

  • @nathanlykouretzos4308
    @nathanlykouretzos4308 Год назад +10

    9:04 is the worst weld job I have ever seen dear lord

  • @theadhdgoblin
    @theadhdgoblin Год назад +9

    8:04 he’s a shredditor

  • @collinherrin4596
    @collinherrin4596 Год назад +10

    7:11 wow guess those puns cut deep. You keep chaining together scenarios where people hate them and the people making the puns.

    • @ArDeeMee
      @ArDeeMee Год назад +2

      Time to cut it short.

  • @djq4002
    @djq4002 Год назад +6

    1:40 that is literally the locks my school uses for their lockers

  • @WingedFire
    @WingedFire Год назад +4

    6:27 all he gotta do to be safe is stand on one side of the cut; it's a 50/50 chance one of the sides will fall in comedic cartoon fashion with him standing safely on the side that didn't fall

  • @1_AM_Spider
    @1_AM_Spider Год назад +14

    "If it was a video they would be able to move and might fall off! 😰" - Kwite 2022

  • @kirsten_4207
    @kirsten_4207 Год назад +2

    Funny how this video came out a few weeks after a coworker of my husband accidentally went through a press. It happened at romac and the safety was broken for 6 months before the incident. It took them less than a day to fix it after the poor dude lost his thumb and his arm and leg was crushed. His thumb was found after they took the machine apart. People need to start staying on top of keeping machinery up to safety standards.

  • @smoking_monk3257
    @smoking_monk3257 10 месяцев назад +1

    That power line on a stick reminds me of when the gas struts wore out on our machine, told my buddy at work we should order a new one. He told me they are $120 each and walked out to the parking lot, picked up a stick, cut it to size and propped it open. Was still there 5 years later. Genius.

  • @Matpit18
    @Matpit18 Год назад +17

    I’ve never seen Kwite get nearly as mad as when he got mad at the guy who made that saw pun

  • @Nani-yd1hq
    @Nani-yd1hq Год назад +5

    2:12 As a small town person I can say ... ITS NOT FUN😀 the closest grocery store is almost an hour away and god forbid you need something from Walmart cuz damn oh well guess you gotta give up your entire day to get dairy free ice-cream cuz the local business only has two flavors and you can't eat peanut butter😀😀😀

  • @idunnowhy2901
    @idunnowhy2901 Год назад +4

    My dad's uni had that one lift in which you would squeeze up to 20 people (the limit was like... 5?) then do a synchronised hop and it would go up. I know a guy who currently studies there and the lift is still there, and the people are still squeezing in and jumping to start it

  • @itzcharlie4984
    @itzcharlie4984 Год назад +25

    I love your channel it’s always here when I need some laughs thank you floating mask

  • @TaranTatsuuchi
    @TaranTatsuuchi Год назад +2

    I'm told that once my grandfather sawed off a tree branch...
    He wasn't dumb enough to do it while on top of the branch, he was on a ladder resting on it.
    Though, he did saw through the side closer to the trunk...

  • @Mad_Kirby
    @Mad_Kirby Год назад +7

    6:32 - 7:20 : kwite ranting about a pun for almost a minute

  • @SulfurAstarothVixenIIIXXIII
    @SulfurAstarothVixenIIIXXIII Год назад +5

    I was the reason why my previous job started mandating blade safety and etiquette training lol

  • @dylanchurch63
    @dylanchurch63 Год назад +9

    I've been on a Kwite binge so this new upload is awesome

  • @almostbubbled6542
    @almostbubbled6542 Год назад +5

    8:23 okay, now switch them around

  • @bloxycola3
    @bloxycola3 Год назад +13

    the thing i like about kwite is you can tell he's doing youtube to pay rent

  • @Murr_5924
    @Murr_5924 Год назад +6

    This is the one channel I go to if I want to either stay up all night or I can't sleep so I'm bored ....ya know

  • @durandus676
    @durandus676 Год назад +2

    In engineering classes, we were told by several professors, “god makes better idiots” on the topic of safety features and warning labels.

  • @BottleofJarritos
    @BottleofJarritos Год назад +3

    "Want to jump around an elevator? Knock yourself out!" Kwite literally

  • @goreobsessed2308
    @goreobsessed2308 Год назад +1

    I work security at a warehouse where they do alot of coilwinding so many people get sucked into those things because they get complacent and try to do their job without turning it off

  • @Captain_sharky09
    @Captain_sharky09 Год назад +5

    a skull and crossbone as a warning sign wont work for me i would probably just go ooo pirates

  • @LostProxyNevermore
    @LostProxyNevermore Год назад +6

    7:06 why does this man slightly sound like Peter Griffin when he gets mad 💀

  • @mr.unlucky2675
    @mr.unlucky2675 Год назад +3

    I've seen some fucked up things, so yeah, definitely listen to OSHA.
    dismemberment is not the worst thing that can happen
    💀

  • @Natedog-gx3nj
    @Natedog-gx3nj Год назад +11

    Thanks Kwite you helped us truly understand that we need to tread carefully

  • @rainbowconnection7601
    @rainbowconnection7601 Год назад +5

    exactly what i need for "doing" my history hw tysm

  • @joda7697
    @joda7697 Год назад +2

    4:06 to be fair, we evolved as arboreal creatures originally, so that's not exactly *_wrong._*

  • @SacGlow
    @SacGlow Год назад +4

    RUclips removed the edges so they wouldn’t get sued by osha (it was a health hasard).

  • @helledising8273
    @helledising8273 Год назад +3

    Kwite saying that the welding job looks like bug eggs made me Realize just why I think testicles are gross - they also look like bug eggs

  • @hams_cool
    @hams_cool Год назад +4

    the camera reflecting from kwite's sunglasses makes it look like pupils

  • @Leopard_211
    @Leopard_211 10 месяцев назад +2

    i love how the reflection on his glasses look like he has visible pupils despite wearing glasses

  • @snapjawsbreaklaws
    @snapjawsbreaklaws Год назад +1

    Just imagine bleeding out on the floor, and looking up to find a first aid kit!..... with a. God. Damn. LOCK ON IT.

  • @Gr3nadgr3gory
    @Gr3nadgr3gory Год назад +5

    What you don't understand about my puns is that they aren't meant to bring anyone joy but me. It is your pain in hearing them that gives me POWER!

    • @Game_Blox9999
      @Game_Blox9999 10 месяцев назад +1

      That "how to carry a glass pane" picture probably resulted in a pane-ful cleanup job.

  • @Imspysuit
    @Imspysuit Год назад +16

    0:01 Terminator in a nutshell:

  • @8.Vivid.8
    @8.Vivid.8 Год назад +5

    3:44 thanks Kwite, now i’m gonna go steal and crash a plane to test this!!!

  • @elapidpython4378
    @elapidpython4378 Год назад +1

    4:46 I have an uncle who makes his money by buying plots of land in madison wisconsin
    building apartment complexes/student housing on said plots
    running them for a few years
    then selling them to start the process over
    and the amout of times my other uncle who handles the maintenance of the buildings has had to deal with this EXACT problem makes me amazed that he has not started putting these signs in his elevators

  • @toddoroi4947
    @toddoroi4947 10 месяцев назад

    Pane of glass guy is literally me, I've driven home with 3 4x4' pieces of 1/8" glass just standing up loose in the footwell in the back seat of my car.

  • @TabbyLawer
    @TabbyLawer Год назад +4

    6:57 i saw a saw saw salsa

  • @bomorning660
    @bomorning660 Год назад +1

    Native Alaskan here lmao, we have villages. And “cities” mainly villages and almost modern towns. Never built bridges but I use to chase king salmon down a river, and caught one using my clothing as a net. Or hung out on train tracks at night. Don’t ask. I’ve also fed moose!

  • @pearlheffernan7973
    @pearlheffernan7973 Год назад +1

    “It wants you to have a good time while inside of it”
    - Kwite 2022

  • @SylvesterAshcroft88
    @SylvesterAshcroft88 Год назад +2

    That sign is extremely metal.

  • @kancatmay1575
    @kancatmay1575 Год назад +2

    3:49 casually waiting for someone to get r/whooshed

  • @Fawnfreckle
    @Fawnfreckle Год назад +7

    Showed the thumbnail (cropped) to my shop teacher, he said he wanted to put that sign up lol

    • @Fawnfreckle
      @Fawnfreckle Год назад

      Also I have a kwite friend
      He looks almost identical 💀

  • @phantasmadonut3952
    @phantasmadonut3952 Год назад +3

    This video arrived at the perfect time and its the perfect length for my game to install while i watch. Tnx

  • @audreyholmes9751
    @audreyholmes9751 10 месяцев назад

    Heard a story from a vendor who used to work at a Coor's plant, his coworker had locked and tagged out a machine.
    It'd crush cans into a loaf and it'd be extruded out the bottom, and a pair of hydraulic blades would chop it into giant cubes that'd be loaded onto pallets.
    Well he was in the thing, it'd turned on and well...they found the top of his skull and his brain still under it ontop of the blades...
    Shit's fucking scary bro, one wrong move made in complacency can get you put in a box too...

  • @ZebraGER
    @ZebraGER Год назад +1

    The first one is either threatening to my health or it is threatening me with a good time

  • @West_Coast_Mainline
    @West_Coast_Mainline Год назад +1

    You wade through the water, no bridges

  • @nd667
    @nd667 Год назад +9

    4:12
    Now tell me what did the guy taking that picture look like?

    • @trianglemoebius
      @trianglemoebius Год назад +1

      It was one of the workers from the previous photo, the cameraman just turned to the side to show off his camera.

    • @mikumin727
      @mikumin727 Год назад +1

      it was a selfie

  • @babeysheep
    @babeysheep Год назад +4

    10:04 I get what you're saying here with the no words kinda warning thing- but I think the issue here is that there's something hanging in front of a door that says 'emergency exit; alarm will sound' or something similar
    (Sorry if this was obvious and you we're being sarcastic or something, I have a hard time telling lol)

  • @KittenKatja
    @KittenKatja Год назад +1

    I wish a warning sign would exist for the smart cursor in Terraria, which states "It's smart, that's it, it can't read your mind, CaptainSparklez."

  • @pernicioushydrangea
    @pernicioushydrangea Год назад +6

    6:34 , who hurt you?

  • @supplerainbow94
    @supplerainbow94 Год назад +5

    It's nice when the notifications work

  • @johnree6106
    @johnree6106 Год назад

    Remember actually having to tell a OSHA inspector that he was in violation of OSHA rules for not wearing proper PPE's

  • @curbthepain
    @curbthepain 5 месяцев назад

    I live in suburbia. On principle I refuse to drive anywhere. See I love walking 30 minutes to work every single day.

  • @Nintendominator
    @Nintendominator Год назад +3

    I dont care about the difference between metal and flesh either! I eat/sell them both!

  • @anomalousanimates
    @anomalousanimates Год назад +1

    6:34 this mental breakdown also broke me

  • @KitsuneGB-hc9zb
    @KitsuneGB-hc9zb 2 месяца назад

    “Oompa Loompa, doopity doo. OSHA has a lawsuit for you.”

  • @boysrback4537
    @boysrback4537 Месяц назад

    Kwite getting pissed and roasting a guy for making a bad pun has to be the Kwite thing ever

  • @MisterMoodyHere
    @MisterMoodyHere 11 месяцев назад +1

    5:25 wait but what if the person inside is using the elevator explicitly because they don’t have legs and cant use the stairs 💀

  • @jordancambridge4106
    @jordancambridge4106 Год назад +2

    On a Pizza Box: Open box before trying to eat pizza.

    • @GhostBear3067
      @GhostBear3067 4 месяца назад

      But I need more fiber in my diet!

  • @Cahrssomething
    @Cahrssomething Год назад

    0:00
    Mankind is dead.
    Blood is fuel.
    Hell is full.

  • @jordancambridge4106
    @jordancambridge4106 Год назад

    On the flap of a KitKat Bar: To Open: Lift flap and tear at end.