@@wendyokoopa7048 In reality you still will not have time to go to the wagie cage. Put yourself ahead of the work even for a moment and it's already over for you. I speak this from experience as an ex Amazon employee of 4 years.
These videos all have that strong Brian David Gilbert energy, and I would love to see him do one as a guest director or writer. I feel like Omega Mart and BDG were born in the same inter/transdimensional cradle and brought here with the combined will of the ancient ones to bring us surreal musical numbers based on the mundane.
Microbreaks, which are merely femtoseconds long! Now you have time to do all your desires in a short ammount of time, while getting back to work instantly! ((Might cause a rip in space and time, creating a black hole the size of a golfball which would only grow in size. 1-17 chances of this happening.)) Haha, what a trooper! You'll be sure to get that promotion in no time.
@@swordhunter12 | Yep. 404 Cleaner kinda struck me as that. None of the surreal shenanigans that made the other ads stick out, just someone hitting things with a hammer.
Hot drinks is a bop, I don’t care what anyone says, Grill skills and cold drinks are LOL. Then there’s department store rap training videos. Like Ames and pier1.
“Extend your wrist, put your hand in a fist give it a 360 degree twist while you contemplate whether when you die you’ll be missed and cease to exist or find peace and bliss” Bars 😩
"Thank you for the help with dealing with lousy customers and other things, it is good help since I happen to be Manager of one of these places, and my employees seem to never listen. But ever since I showed them this, they actually do work!" Trafficaly~ 10/10
My sister just became manager at a local market and she had to watch some training videos and this was the first thing that popped to my mind. Alas, her videos weren't as motivational as this one hehehe.
Imagine being the person in the middle and having to let the other two whisper creepily at you and awkwardly go along with it while acting like you just saw the secrets of the universe
I like how gender-neutral does the new employee look like. One can see both young female and young male traits in their appearance. I wonder whether it is intentional.
*"Attention all Omega Mart Shoppers! There's a sale on Magic Mushrooms in the Produce Section! Only $3.21 a pound!"* *"You have no idea what's in store for you!™"*
@@fixarwcensored3671 That's my theory, because of that and the fact that they say, "We are the alpha and the omega", which is a phrase from the bible, which makes me think this might be a commentary on the branches of certain religious group can become cults, in this case Christianity, and how it can change your world view, and can pop up anywhere, in this case, a super market,
If there's a manager watching this. I have someone who entered omega mart and never came back out. Nothing serious, I hope. But I'd like to know if he's ever coming back, or has transcended this mortal realm.
The 'micro breaks' font reminds me strongly of the '90s-era Outer Limits, as if it's the beginning of an episode. I also want to buy a microscope, for some reason.
Yeah The "spills" video rendered "vaguely Chernobyl-ish" as "being Chernobyl-ish" so I guess their editor fell into a difficult spill and is reporting back from 3 dimensions away. (That's the 6th dimension.)
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"together we roll like the wheels of a shopping cart"
3 people singing, 3 wheels spinning, perfectly accurate.
XD
There's a mini shopping cart with three wheels, two at the back, one on the front (centered)
@@starlenestilltouringyoutub2116 I think driving a shopping cart using two wheels would be impractical
"perfectly balanced like all things should be" - Thanos
@@famdw you mean a bike with a basket?
Microbreaks are what Amazon employees refer to as "I have time to piss in this bottle"
piss in the box!
Or go to my cry box.
@@wendyokoopa7048 In reality you still will not have time to go to the wagie cage. Put yourself ahead of the work even for a moment and it's already over for you. I speak this from experience as an ex Amazon employee of 4 years.
@@slowbro1337 damn.
Gotta love people who don't work at amazon falling for negative, sensational media about amazon.
We took ZERO microbreaks in the making of this song
No microbreaks.. Imagine
Congrats guys, you're pumping out bops
Your song makes me feel EXCEPTIONAL!
Nice work, Nate & Hila.
When people have too much time on their hands: I'm gonna sit here and wait for this video to premiere in two days!
Comment was 22 hours ago and it premieres in 22 hours
pog
Aqua cone for you sir
this is true.
@@havanadaurcy1321 Go get your hazmat suit
The anticipation is killing me.
I guess I just needed a micro break.
Dying and Living emit the same aural spectra
Shhhh
, ' , ' turn on a lava lamp ' , ' ,
0:17 I saw “Microbreaks” written in Papyrus and immediately started sweating
These videos all have that strong Brian David Gilbert energy, and I would love to see him do one as a guest director or writer. I feel like Omega Mart and BDG were born in the same inter/transdimensional cradle and brought here with the combined will of the ancient ones to bring us surreal musical numbers based on the mundane.
omega mart just reached a whole new level of zjierbness
definitely similar vibes as watching bird
Microbreaks, which are merely femtoseconds long! Now you have time to do all your desires in a short ammount of time, while getting back to work instantly! ((Might cause a rip in space and time, creating a black hole the size of a golfball which would only grow in size. 1-17 chances of this happening.)) Haha, what a trooper! You'll be sure to get that promotion in no time.
Wow. Well, hopefully nobody causes a rip in space time.
@@munchie69 what a situation that'd be!
@just a load of clownery
Yep! You'd probably have a very difficult spil.
Ok
@@poisonouspotato1 ohh, thank you for letting me know! I was confused if i should space it out or not lmao
I suspected Omega Mart was a cult, but the chant confirmed it for me.
So they worship the supermarket?
@@munchie69 maybe
Join in the chant. You will feel better, more alive. Join us.
*UNNUS ANNUS UNNUS ANNUS* XD
@@collegemaster5683 ok?
I've never seen an art group outdo itself the way these people do. Fucking incredible.
Despite being a kitcshy box of cosmic quantum horrors of a store, this is incredibly affirming and I will incorporate it into my self care routines!
I can’t wait to see what’s in store for me
Oh you have no idea
"Great" attitude!
do you… …really want to know ?
I would say that this is weird but that’s expected at this point
By now, the weirdest thing Omega Mart could be, is normal .
you don't do cult rituals when you work at grocery stores? I thought everyone did that
@@swordhunter12 | Yep. 404 Cleaner kinda struck me as that. None of the surreal shenanigans that made the other ads stick out, just someone hitting things with a hammer.
Omega mart training videos are nice.
You're Nice & First
Oh god, they even have a chant.
Yeah..
Visit Area 15! You'll see for yourself, become a part of the Omega crew! We are the Alpha, We are the Omega. The beginning and the end!
@Starchild
I'd rather watch the cult, not join it.
That’s the employee motto !
The funny thing is these aren't even that far off of real training videos... Those old Wendy's music video training tapes come to mind
Speaking of the Wendy’s training videos, Hot drinks is a bop, I don’t care what anyone says
@@nickythehickey that song is better than it has any right being and I love it for it
Hot drinks is a bop, I don’t care what anyone says,
Grill skills and cold drinks are LOL.
Then there’s department store rap training videos. Like Ames and pier1.
Cant wait to get started
Me either.
Omega mart has serious "don't hug me I'm scared" vibes
I JUST remembered about this channel and then the premiere comes into my feed :0
I would listen to a whole album of this stuff
“Extend your wrist, put your hand in a fist
give it a 360 degree twist
while you contemplate whether when you die you’ll be missed
and cease to exist
or find peace and bliss”
Bars 😩
The one dislike was from the omega lemon
Help they got me BEAR WITH ME im being held at gun point by a literate anime BEAR WITH ME
@@doop4wow540 well shoot
@@doop4wow540 *animal
At omega mart everything breaks our machines, customers, visual experiences, and our employees. So renember to try to trancend whenever that happens.
Nice one
"Thank you for the help with dealing with lousy customers and other things, it is good help since I happen to be Manager of one of these places, and my employees seem to never listen. But ever since I showed them this, they actually do work!"
Trafficaly~
10/10
Currently taking a micro break while in observation for my second COVID vaccine. Honestly, the suggestions were helpful
That Newbie feels whole new subliminal message for breaktime and go with the flow
After that micro break my brain feels oddly... scrubbed. Like it's been completely washed clean. What a refreshing feeling! Thank you, microbes!
Oh wow I already saw this in the store itself lol
Honestly, not significantly different from working at the big orange home improvement store. There's a job I don't miss.
Big orange... Lowe's?!?
@@chelseacco6 Home Depot I presume
@@kioku119 Yeah I know 😅
Omegamart is just Home Depot lite
Home Despot?
This video makes me feel like an exceptional customer
My sister just became manager at a local market and she had to watch some training videos and this was the first thing that popped to my mind. Alas, her videos weren't as motivational as this one hehehe.
It's not fatigue, don't worry!
It's the drugs kicking in.
Yep.
I like to imagine omega mart being filled with employees rotating their ankles and contemplating existence
I’ve been sitting here for a day, still waitin
Imagine being the person in the middle and having to let the other two whisper creepily at you and awkwardly go along with it while acting like you just saw the secrets of the universe
DIFFICULT SPILLS CAN HAVE MISPLACED CUSTOMERS
Oop, looks like I won't be going
WRONG VIDEO!
BRUH
Woo, this premieres on my birthday!
Happy birthday!
@@dankboi1560 Thanks!
Happy Birthday,
Welcome to the OmegaMart Team!
Happy birth
@@geobreak3r177 happ bday
All jokes aside, micro breaks are very good when you have a large amount of work
that chant is actually really good
Weird food, reality in a pretzel shape, out of nowhere songs, and a mild sense of cultish behavior...
Is this Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?
IT is but more poetic
At "you are the sauce and all its tomatoes" I transcended and don't want to come back
I like how gender-neutral does the new employee look like. One can see both young female and young male traits in their appearance. I wonder whether it is intentional.
Like the 3 working wheels of a shopping cart: there is the female, male, and non-binary
They look like Bryson from haminations tbh
@@bradreviews ...what's the fourth wheel
@@iamnotmcm "working wheels" there's only 3 in a cart
I think it's intentional. He's or she's the you character, so yeah it makes sense.
*"Attention all Omega Mart Shoppers! There's a sale on Magic Mushrooms in the Produce Section! Only $3.21 a pound!"*
*"You have no idea what's in store for you!™"*
I was just about to say, omega mart is what you get when you are in the grocery store, an 8th deep into a trip, and nothing quite makes sense anymore.
I might start listening to this when I’m stressed at work 😂
I feel like this series is really going somewhere and is definitely doing something with thr brainwashing and symbolism
It's not just a series, there's a "real" omega mart
Yep. Probably very intense brainwashing but it's not in your face kinda brainwashing. It happens after a period of time.
@@munchie69 Fun fact, the blond hair girl, was a customer in the last video, but now she's an employee
@@logicbuilder1204 im guessing they had to reuse actors cause of budget but mabye that actually means omegamart is a cult recruiting members?
@@fixarwcensored3671 That's my theory, because of that and the fact that they say, "We are the alpha and the omega", which is a phrase from the bible, which makes me think this might be a commentary on the branches of certain religious group can become cults, in this case Christianity, and how it can change your world view, and can pop up anywhere, in this case, a super market,
I absolutely love everything coming from Meow Wolf. Thanks for giving me such a huge amount of joy!
This is seriously what we do at my work.
Shakespeare is quivering
This makes me think of the Walmart chant. Don't make me think about the Walmart chant
Dun-e-duh-duuh-duuh,
O-O-O, Omega Mart, you have no idea what in store for you ; ).
*glitch* Meat. Meat meat meat meat, meat meat meat meat meat!
This...actually helped.
Thanks a lot. I feel a lot better now.
Still a better break than some of my jobs have let me have
I feel so much sympathy for these imaginary employees.
Bouta learn more than a whole year of school
Also who dislikes it before it comes out
Omega Mart never gets old
I'm going to take micro breaks from now on! Such a helpful and convenient way of taking breaks!
I was fortunate to visit this AMAZING place!
These are getting more and more psychedelic and musical.
I can't wait to see where this ends up going.
Same.
My gawd this is gonna be epic xD
This series is going to get terrifying.
this has the energy of early rhett and link
"You are the sauce and all of the tomatoes" that's the best garden sounding compliment ever
Wasn't expecting this to be such a banger... Kinda like Beck-Loser or that song for the late 90s.. 'everyones free to wear sunscreen'
Why do disturbing and weird things relax me so much?
Same
I dunno. It's just your way of relaxing.
If there's a manager watching this. I have someone who entered omega mart and never came back out. Nothing serious, I hope. But I'd like to know if he's ever coming back, or has transcended this mortal realm.
The new employee looks confused for all of these videos, until the chant at the end. Is there, perchance, hypnotism involved in these microbreaks?
Microbreak...or microdose hehe. Going on June 9th, my birthday, and could NOT be more excited 😍😍💀
Reminds me of those goofy things the Walmart employees do in the morning
I just realized if you take the o out of omega and the m out of mart you get mega art, which is referring to the fact that this is a massive art piece
D-Did…Did I just join a cult?!
Are we gonna talk about what a good style parody of the Butthole Surfers this is?
You guys need to have so much fun making these
These videos are growing the scp vibes I have for them
The 'micro breaks' font reminds me strongly of the '90s-era Outer Limits, as if it's the beginning of an episode. I also want to buy a microscope, for some reason.
I feel like most of this video could be summed up by simply this: "Goddamnit David, I told you to stop shoving lit joints into the ventilation."
this was actually quite relaxing!
this feels like a cult but, not
it feels like something so much bigger than a cult
(which is funny to say on this video in particular)
Its a real place in las vegas- I saw it with me own two peepers
Best one yet!!!
One of us, one of us! gooble gobble, gooble gobble, one of us!
I would watch the premiere but I’m in school. hope you guys enjoy it though ;)
Examining my microbes and kindly thanking them sounds fun
When the beat switch tho 🔥🔥
That's bars bruh
I fear that after we finish watching the training videos we will work for Omega Mart, whether we want to or not.
Yeah. That's to be expected.
Captions: We are Omega Mark.
Yeah
The "spills" video rendered "vaguely Chernobyl-ish" as "being Chernobyl-ish" so I guess their editor fell into a difficult spill and is reporting back from 3 dimensions away. (That's the 6th dimension.)
Omega Mark is their next character to add to the story
The void that was left in my heart by DHMIS has now been filled with Mammal Liquid.
Praise be the OmegaMart! \o/ \o/ \o/
Same
How fun and exceptional....
3 people are curentl waiting for it
Can't wait to work there!
At this point I'm slowly beginning to think there's nothing scientifically wrong with Omega Mart, everyone is just high.
Clearly it's piped into the vents or something ;p That said the cult chanting at the end was creepy (as it should be). hehe
Here and ready to work
These are great videos. Thank you for making them.
Waiting intensifying
The girl next to me after meditating: OMG I feel relaxed already!
Me sleeping during class:
Don't watch this when you're like, having a dissociative episode... wow 😳
Agreed. The beginning genuinely fucked me up for a second
Omega mart movie when?
oh no its starting
Damn, this is my third video and I already want to dedicate myself to Omega Mart.
Those damn lemons
0:07 bro wtf i have a scar in the same place