Omega Mart Employee Training Video - Complete Course [FULL VIDEO]

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  • Опубликовано: 27 май 2021
  • Do you know how to Operate with Maximum Efficiency and a Great Attitude? Have you memorized your cone color codes? Good news, you’re well on your way to becoming part of the Omega Mart family.
    Get a headstart on your bid for employee-of-the-moment with training videos feat. tip-top hip-hop tips from Nate & Hila. They’ll teach you how to tackle "Difficult Spills," soothe "Exceptional Customers," and unwind with a "Micro Break". Take the Omega Oath, today!
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    Check out Omega Mart
    www.omegamart.com/​
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    tickets.meowwolf.com/las-vegas/
    Video Credits:
    Starring Cast:
    Karen: Lava Buckley @lifewithlava
    Employee in Training: Emily Rankin @eerankin
    Nate: Nathan Oglesby ‪@NateHila‬ @nateandhila
    Hilla: Hila Perry ‪@NateHila‬ @nateandhila
    Supporting Cast:
    Customer 1: Melanie Harris
    Customer 2: Don Converse
    Customer 3: Samantha Kade @samanthakade
    Manager: Shontez Morris @them0rrisc0de_aka_taz
    Crew:
    Directed by: Emily Montoya and Tristan Love
    Screenplay by: Julianne Aguilar & Benji Geary & Emily Montoya & James Longmire
    Director of Photography: James Kwan @kwantification
    Edited by: Alec Brown @RetrosModernLife
    Original Music by Nathan Oglesby & Hila Perry @nateandhila
    Narrative Production Manager & Editor: Michael Wilson
    Executive Producer: Nicolas Gonda
    Executive Producer: Michael Becker
    Executive Creative Director MW Las Vegas: Corvas Brinkerhoff @corvas
    Sr. Creative Producer: Tristan Love @tristanmlove
    Creative Director Omega Mart: Emily Montoya @emilyamontoya
    Senior Narrative Creative Director: Joanna Garner @joannabgarner
    Head of Story: James Longmire @jimmylongmire
    Producer: Brent Morris @brent.morris
    Associate Producer: Isabel Zermani @magicisrealism
    Unit Production Manager: Austin Ross
    Director of Animation and Post Production: Brad Wolfley @bradwolfley
    Post Production Manager: Jeni Nelson @miralajeni
    3D Animation & VFX: Cynthia Beauclair @littlebigbangstudios
    3D Animation & VFX: Ricardo Barros @littlebigbangstudios
    Graphic Design Director: Lacey Adams
    Graphic Design Lead: Sydnee Mejia @syd.mejia
    Sound Design: Jeff Nelson donkeytown studios
    Production Designer: James Hayes
    Costume Designer: Erica Frank @ericafrankdesign
    Production Coordinator: Lava Buckley
    Operations Manager: Justin Wiemer
    Executive Admin: Melanie Harris
    Executive Admin: Victoria House
    Studio Manager: Michael Warren
    Accounting Assistant: Otgadhe Whitman-Fox
    Office Production Assistant: J Keenan Wallace
    Casting: Kathryn Brink
    1st AD : Sam Pool
    2nd AD: Jorge Orozco
    Key Set PA: Scotty Leonard
    Crafty PA: Aiden Viscara
    Script Supervisor: Bobbie Sumberg
    1st AC: Sydney Metz
    2nd AC: Will Tatman
    Add Camera Op.: James Longmire
    DIT: Forrest Marsh
    Still Photographer: Kate Russell
    Gaffer: Theodore Bott
    Lighting Console Programmer: Patrick Toohey
    Key Grip: Michael Warren
    Dolly Grip: Tobin Espeset
    Dolly Grip: Jeremiah Phillips
    Company Grip: Jeremiah Phillips
    Company Grip: Avery Pelzman
    Sound Mixer: Andrejs Prokopenko
    Set Costumer: Kim Trujillo
    Key Makeup and Hair: Daniel Casillas
    Makeup and Hair Assistant: Katie Douthit
    Set Fabricator Jonathon Long (Robot)
    Set Dresser / Props: Carlos Martinez
    Set Dresser: Talon Stahmer
    Art Dept Coordinator: Christine Hayes
    Set Medic: Jonah Sparks
    Set Medic: Josh Spinello
    Filmed on location in the state of New Mexico
    About Meow Wolf:
    Meow Wolf is an arts production company that creates immersive, multimedia experiences that transport audiences of all ages into fantastic realms of storytelling. Our work is a combination of jungle gym, haunted house, children’s museum, and immersive art exhibit. This unique fusion of art and entertainment gives audiences fictional worlds to explore.
    Creating immersive art experiences that transport audiences to fantastic realms. #MeowWolf
    Follow Meow Wolf online:
    WEBSITE: meowwolf.com/
    FACEBOOK: / meowwolf.sf
    TWITTER: / meowwolf
    INSTAGRAM: / meow__wolf
    Check out Omega Mart
    WEBSITE: www.omegamart.com/​​
    INSTAGRAM: / ​
    FACEBOOK: / omegamart.us​
    TWITTER: / omegamartusa
    Meow Wolf
    / @meowwolf
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  • @emgee2807
    @emgee2807 3 года назад +9418

    Imagine getting paid minimum wage to work at a dimensional anomaly

    • @promethium2302
      @promethium2302 2 года назад +497

      I mean I would do it for free

    • @CuddIebone
      @CuddIebone 2 года назад +697

      i did work at mcdonalds once

    • @Josuh
      @Josuh 2 года назад +79

      @@CuddIebone 😳

    • @furiousfurry
      @furiousfurry 2 года назад +172

      Ah yes, if the spc foundation was an scp

    • @keketski5430
      @keketski5430 2 года назад +111

      Scp *****. Class keter
      Is a grocery store with interdimentional products inside but can be of use to scp foundation

  • @stellarbastard98
    @stellarbastard98 3 года назад +8323

    And one last rule! When someone knows what's in store for them - *they know too much*

    • @Aya_32125
      @Aya_32125 3 года назад +301

      *_if only we knew how they knew we wanted to know how they knew_*

    • @daisydaysu
      @daisydaysu 3 года назад +99

      @@Aya_32125 and then they knew we knew knew knew

    • @Aya_32125
      @Aya_32125 3 года назад +78

      @@daisydaysu *_that they knew that they knew that we didn't get it_*

    • @bob7598
      @bob7598 3 года назад +67

      Call the manager to politely exterminate the customer from space time.

    • @stellarbastard98
      @stellarbastard98 3 года назад +48

      @@bob7598 but be careful! That might cause a *difficult spill* so go back to Unit 2 to make sure they dispose of it correctly!

  • @chadspamton2159
    @chadspamton2159 2 года назад +1485

    “Once you’ve used an aqua cone to cordon a location
    Please alert a manager and they’ll address the situation
    Go directly to your station and resume your occupation
    We appreciate your patience and attentive cooperation”
    Absolute fire

    • @elizabethalvarado8698
      @elizabethalvarado8698 2 года назад +21

      That must have taken several takes, to get right...!

    • @canny_linguist
      @canny_linguist Год назад +32

      Better than most actual rappers these days 🤣

    • @TuhljinTampergauge
      @TuhljinTampergauge Год назад +8

      @@canny_linguistLow bar.

    • @Ku2an4l1
      @Ku2an4l1 Год назад +2

      Does drake have competition🤯🤯😮😯😮😯😮🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @gesshugh9976
      @gesshugh9976 Год назад +3

      ​@@TuhljinTampergauge low barz, is that a rapper name yet, because that would actually be kind of funny.

  • @TheWonder_OfU
    @TheWonder_OfU 2 года назад +1143

    Honestly I really wish Omega Mart did a thing where they put up actual ads for workers in Vegas newspapers without explaining anything. Keep the act up the whole time, show them this training video, and just see how long a normal person not in on the bit lasts trying to work in this mindf*ck of a supermarket.

    • @HelloImakecovers
      @HelloImakecovers Год назад +65

      I would totally work there. Actually, I want to anyway.

    • @angel_of_rust
      @angel_of_rust Год назад +4

      they'll probs try to cancel it or whatever

    • @tellmewhenitsover
      @tellmewhenitsover Год назад +22

      considering you can find walmart all over the place I'd say Omega Mart would be super successful

    • @feslerae
      @feslerae Год назад +20

      They have ads at the Burbank airport. No joke.

    • @Omen224
      @Omen224 Год назад +15

      I would submit to the liminal reality and just work there

  • @Misha-dr9rh
    @Misha-dr9rh 2 года назад +7705

    Omega mart feels like a post apocalyptic AI's simulation of a supermarket based on a dataset consisting of nothing but advertisements and portions of training tapes

    • @alienfrograbbitchannelmove4229
      @alienfrograbbitchannelmove4229 2 года назад +149

      WOAH. Great theory! But then what are difficult spills?

    • @MrDonluchi
      @MrDonluchi 2 года назад +69

      Some hardcore fallout vibes over there

    • @JadeSun7
      @JadeSun7 2 года назад +45

      Like the computer from "I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream". o.o

    • @feritperliare2890
      @feritperliare2890 2 года назад +22

      @@alienfrograbbitchannelmove4229 they didn't specify the training tapes were only for supermarket employees

    • @bane2201
      @bane2201 2 года назад +23

      @@feritperliare2890 The training tapes were probably a mix of tapes for grocery stores, SCP D-class personnel, SCP researchers, and also a college lecture series analyzing horror writers.

  • @Tunabreath2001
    @Tunabreath2001 3 года назад +7801

    I love how Omega Mart is literally labeled as "grocery store" in their Google Maps listing, and the reviews are even BETTER

    • @GumSkyloard
      @GumSkyloard 3 года назад +730

      Wym? It's a regular, normal, true grocery store.

    • @karalyna2004
      @karalyna2004 3 года назад +104

      @@GumSkyloard nah I think something is sus

    • @cobalt_ink6114
      @cobalt_ink6114 3 года назад +381

      User “Bill” has been terminated by Omega Mart for: Sensitive information leak.

    • @karalyna2004
      @karalyna2004 3 года назад +77

      @@cobalt_ink6114 oh no just gonna hop over to my job at the foundation

    • @ajemajh
      @ajemajh 3 года назад +156

      "lemons are pretty good. i named mine clarice"

  • @zoogie3780
    @zoogie3780 Год назад +257

    I love this concept so much, it's not straight horror, but it's really weird and unsettling. you get the mystery and danger with none of the overplayed demonic forces.
    (I also like how the trainee looks gradually more and more traumatized over the cone song)

  • @donaldconverse5542
    @donaldconverse5542 Год назад +30

    I played the Angry Customer, but what I like the most is the mini-cartoon of me! Ha!

    • @maxwo9229
      @maxwo9229 Месяц назад +1

      That’s awesome lol

  • @VoxtiTheArtist
    @VoxtiTheArtist 2 года назад +2358

    “If the customers high, exploit them for profit.”

    • @kilemeinocalvire9898
      @kilemeinocalvire9898 2 года назад +60

      rule of acquisition 121

    • @jgartin8151
      @jgartin8151 2 года назад +37

      *Exceptional

    • @jarvis6253
      @jarvis6253 2 года назад +33

      Not high mentally insane and instable you can see that exceptional customer has somewhat lost her mind And can’t recover

    • @dotamlac
      @dotamlac 2 года назад +5

      What an interdimensional anomaly.

    • @chilaou
      @chilaou 2 года назад +2

      @@kilemeinocalvire9898 the grand nagus is proud

  • @aurafox1
    @aurafox1 3 года назад +2839

    "Why is there an ecru cone here?"
    "I just spilled something a couple minutes ago. It'll show up in about an hour, probably. Don't worry, the yesterday guy cleaned it already."

    • @Lifeislife102
      @Lifeislife102 3 года назад +129

      Oh yeah I remember seeing tomorrow

    • @catydoodles
      @catydoodles 3 года назад +92

      Bro... is that, A DIFFICULT SPILL!~

    • @Russia_Moscow_countryhuman
      @Russia_Moscow_countryhuman 3 года назад +52

      Yeah, I cleaned it up yesterday, but it should show up tomorrow.

    • @doomjoltfromflordia4069
      @doomjoltfromflordia4069 3 года назад +38

      Hi just got back from isle 6 and don’t worry I put an Ecru cone there to alert staff of the puddle that is causing a dark dimension unknown creatures to slowly enter into our reality

    • @insert_username_here
      @insert_username_here 3 года назад +26

      I had to change the ecru cone I put down to aqua, the liquid death that spilt was seeping into the deli meat case and I could feel the glass get hot. Luckily, these videos taught me to call the manager, and it was all sorted out tomorrow.

  • @SankaJonesCreations
    @SankaJonesCreations 2 года назад +119

    The entirety of Omega Mart is like a surrealist satire of modern American consumerism and commercialism dressed up in the trappings of an analog horror ARG.
    If I ever go to Vegas, I'm so going there.

  • @sheer9203
    @sheer9203 2 года назад +145

    8:52
    “YOU CALL THIS A SUPERMARKET?”
    “Can I interest you in our omega point coupon?”
    “Y E S”

  • @devin-hall
    @devin-hall 3 года назад +5286

    Omega Mart: The only place I feel comfortable purchasing duct tape, ropes, and a large shovel

    • @WeaponizedToyCar
      @WeaponizedToyCar 3 года назад +110

      Hmm what are you going to do with those?

    • @thehistoryandbooknerd8979
      @thehistoryandbooknerd8979 3 года назад +358

      @@WeaponizedToyCar gardening

    • @thathatguy1151
      @thathatguy1151 3 года назад +235

      Don’t you mean duck tape, cubed string, and trowel stick? While you’re there, you should try their Butter Claw Machine.

    • @foiledagain1914
      @foiledagain1914 3 года назад +66

      Ah, throwable rope shovel to mess around with.

    • @Gatorade69
      @Gatorade69 3 года назад +44

      Don't forget the Glorbox !

  • @mattkimball6437
    @mattkimball6437 3 года назад +3590

    This store feels like it should exist within the Adult Swim Extended Omniverse

    • @lotso655
      @lotso655 3 года назад +73

      [adult swim] Infomercialverse

    • @nicholasmeyers1806
      @nicholasmeyers1806 3 года назад +23

      Um actually "omniverse" is for the Ben 10 universe

    • @raddestoflads7771
      @raddestoflads7771 3 года назад +6

      Who says it doesn’t

    • @tetsusiega2
      @tetsusiega2 3 года назад +10

      I wish Meow Wolf bought Turner Broadcasting instead of Discovery :(

    • @hardcpy
      @hardcpy 3 года назад +22

      Omega mart is like if aliens opened a supermarket on earth with very basic knowledge about humans.

  • @gladwrapenjoyer1973
    @gladwrapenjoyer1973 2 года назад +20

    “Was the product made here, or abroad?”
    “Yes!”

  • @mugglepower
    @mugglepower 2 года назад +125

    You can not possibly imagine how much I appreciate this shit. My type of entertainment. The lost shopper is so accurate lol the first time I _got a little disorientated_ I spent five minutes trying to order some onion rings. Hope the burger king employees had such exceptional training......

    • @aarasko
      @aarasko Год назад +2

      lmao it’s happened to me

  • @luigigaming4686
    @luigigaming4686 3 года назад +5358

    Working at Omega Mart must feel like being on every drug at once

    • @jsjskdjdk
      @jsjskdjdk 3 года назад +90

      @@A_Common_Channel acid time

    • @munchie69
      @munchie69 3 года назад +68

      Oh god, I'm gonna be on a real trip then.

    • @happydragon7095
      @happydragon7095 3 года назад +62

      Sounds like I need to work at Omega Mart...

    • @munchie69
      @munchie69 3 года назад +24

      @Happy Dragon
      You don't exactly need to, it's just the fact that the brainwashing got to ya. Which is understandable.

    • @shenotski
      @shenotski 3 года назад +10

      Or Omega Mart Lemons

  • @svenssko
    @svenssko 2 года назад +5395

    I like how the Exceptional Customer guide essentially details how to take care of someone who is tripping balls.

    • @lunaetnix2034
      @lunaetnix2034 2 года назад +283

      I mean I feel like they made it with that intention. Lololol. You can't have all that magic with the expectation for people NOT to trip balls.

    • @redgunnit
      @redgunnit 2 года назад +187

      It's hard not to trip balls over These Incredible Savings!

    • @adeptronic
      @adeptronic 2 года назад +95

      My experience with customers tripping balls is that usually they have no money, but they do often have a pocketful of stuff that you just coincidentally sell at your store.

    • @Quotethe
      @Quotethe 2 года назад +35

      Omega mart IS tripping balls

    • @Wario_B
      @Wario_B 2 года назад +10

      This vid was made for me

  • @Eichro
    @Eichro 2 года назад +29

    1:30 the subtle detail of her hands aging 40 years between takes

  • @denimator05
    @denimator05 9 месяцев назад +24

    This is so much better than other analog horror because it actually seems like a video that would be made. For example, for the "difficult spills" thing, another series might say something much more extreme than "misplaced customers," but this just feels much more natural

  • @killerxdeagles
    @killerxdeagles 2 года назад +2834

    Finally a store that realized I’m exceptional, and doesn’t just call the police and say I’m tripping out of my mind

    • @elenaxthatxbitch
      @elenaxthatxbitch 2 года назад +16

      Yep.

    • @indefinitehiatus2473
      @indefinitehiatus2473 Год назад +18

      Pretty sure that the store just has that effect on people

    • @memerboi69.0
      @memerboi69.0 Год назад +4

      that's just normal there

    • @zxg8615
      @zxg8615 Год назад +4

      Cost $50 a person to enter the door though...

    • @aarasko
      @aarasko Год назад +2

      and that’s why omega marts my favorite grocery store :)

  • @Arraydeess
    @Arraydeess 3 года назад +3846

    Finally get to know what nationally localized means

  • @donaldconverse5542
    @donaldconverse5542 Год назад +16

    This video just WON 1st Place in the Short Film category at the Las Vegas International Film Festival!!

  • @biggestpoufan1727
    @biggestpoufan1727 Год назад +11

    As someone who doesn't work for omega mart, I can confirm this is our training video

    • @Flarflenugen
      @Flarflenugen Год назад +2

      As -------- who works a mart, i cant confront the training

  • @nunyabidness5375
    @nunyabidness5375 2 года назад +1869

    "Karen" works there instead of being a difficult customer, that's your first red flag that there's a cosmic anomaly.

    • @KertaDrake
      @KertaDrake 2 года назад +99

      And I wouldn't be surprised if the new employee is actually named "You" rather than being a stand-in.

    • @krazyhartin
      @krazyhartin 2 года назад +21

      Definitely a different realm for sure. Lol.

    • @Sellthere
      @Sellthere 2 года назад +3

      Yes

    • @morkiethuglife2195
      @morkiethuglife2195 2 года назад +20

      Not all Karen's are "Karens"

    • @kucak7835
      @kucak7835 2 года назад +3

      lol

  • @spartana1116
    @spartana1116 2 года назад +3254

    The SCP foundation would have this place locked down in a heartbeat

    • @Via-nf6dp
      @Via-nf6dp 2 года назад +74

      Yep.. Yep

    • @chaoscounty6459
      @chaoscounty6459 2 года назад +94

      Maybe they already have

    • @torenchao
      @torenchao 2 года назад +163

      plot twist: omegamart was created by scorned scp workers

    • @maxtes252
      @maxtes252 2 года назад +152

      They couldn't contain it, so they told everyone that it's an art installation.

    • @toastedprocastinator
      @toastedprocastinator 2 года назад +43

      I litteraly thought of SCP once i saw Omega Mart

  • @trevorendeavors7972
    @trevorendeavors7972 9 месяцев назад +8

    I love how it taps into the inherent soullessness of retail

  • @Coco-pr4di
    @Coco-pr4di Год назад +29

    I am dying! I work at a Co-op, and the parody is spot-on! They're not far off with the "exceptional customer."

  • @lazii5289
    @lazii5289 3 года назад +3160

    “Was the product made here or brought?”
    “YES!”
    I love this store

  • @Demonologist013
    @Demonologist013 3 года назад +761

    It is like don't hug me I'm Scared but they forgot to do the horror parts and is just, Something's wrong I can feel it, vibes the entire time

    • @chickenpancake1614
      @chickenpancake1614 2 года назад +14

      Yeah it feels like dhmis but not scary

    • @ShaneSDCR
      @ShaneSDCR 2 года назад +4

      don't hug me

    • @thats_that2008
      @thats_that2008 2 года назад +3

      GREEN IS NOT A CREATIVE COLOUR!!!!!!!

    • @ShaneSDCR
      @ShaneSDCR 2 года назад +8

      @@thats_that2008 no, but ecru is

    • @adamplentl5588
      @adamplentl5588 2 года назад +5

      This is just regular capitalism.

  • @flop7676
    @flop7676 2 года назад +4

    I am crying. I do not know if they are tears of joy, or fear, or some unfathomable new emotion. But I am crying.

  • @natepeace1737
    @natepeace1737 Год назад +6

    I love the intentional eighties vibe with the tracking lines like it’s an old video!

  • @superhoops5091
    @superhoops5091 3 года назад +813

    “Is this product made locally or abroad?”
    “Yes. 😀”

  • @MoroFuoro
    @MoroFuoro 3 года назад +2057

    the letter omega is usually associated to the word “end” (also this is the last letter of the alphabet).
    This means at the end of the world, when you think all your hopes are lost, you will find this market

    • @bingoccolon
      @bingoccolon 3 года назад +61

      just a block across from milliways, the restaurant at the end of the universe

    • @syro33
      @syro33 3 года назад +35

      @@bingoccolon the restaurant at the end of the universe and the grocery store at the end of time...

    • @icedrago6500
      @icedrago6500 2 года назад +24

      Maybe it's just mega art
      (without O and M)

    • @MoroFuoro
      @MoroFuoro 2 года назад +21

      @@icedrago6500shhh, let me live in this fantasy

    • @funnycrab5684
      @funnycrab5684 2 года назад +8

      Big brain 🧠

  • @mrsbendovarr69
    @mrsbendovarr69 2 года назад +16

    I just went here for my bday, I absolutely loved it and the whole unsettling feeling you get while you're there.

  • @Ghosty_starzz
    @Ghosty_starzz 5 месяцев назад +6

    2:25 They just described me in every social situation

  • @MaveriKat
    @MaveriKat 3 года назад +904

    "Congratulations!"
    ...And yet somehow, this still made more sense than the ending to "Neon Genesis: Evangelion".

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 3 года назад +5

      Alas, thus the original film trilogy.

    • @Outta-hz1ej
      @Outta-hz1ej 3 года назад +5

      Omaedatoe.

    • @Ichthyodactyl
      @Ichthyodactyl 3 года назад +14

      I shit you not, there is a video in the recommended list for me explaining the ending to Evangelion. I refuse to believe this is a coincidence.

    • @bionicbirb9104
      @bionicbirb9104 3 года назад +4

      I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT

    • @GuineaPigEveryday
      @GuineaPigEveryday 3 года назад +5

      Too true, my friend was rambling on about how this meant that and that word meant that but honestly if u cant figure out what it means by watching it urself and have to resort to websites its probably overrated or not worth it

  • @catlamp9894
    @catlamp9894 3 года назад +5857

    I am genuinely impressed at how perfectly androgynous that one employee looks

  • @time2rv364
    @time2rv364 2 года назад +40

    Meow Wolf, you guys are awesome! I'm left feeling disoriented and thinking about pinky toe knuckles. If (when) there's another Charlie and the Chocolate Factory reboot, you guys should get the job.

    • @jmdavison62
      @jmdavison62 Год назад +3

      Disney _used_ to have this level of creativity. Now the likes of Meow Wolf carry the torch.

  • @MootPoot
    @MootPoot 2 года назад +9

    They should make this into a show

  • @skully9600
    @skully9600 3 года назад +603

    This series is like dreaming. Everything is normal but there are so many off things that go unrecognized

  • @riimo_sapphire
    @riimo_sapphire 3 года назад +1134

    I'm watching these with a cheap pair of wireless earbuds and I cannot begin to describe how much the terrible quality and the lack of fidelity adds to the omega mart experience

    • @spaciousdoubledawg
      @spaciousdoubledawg 2 года назад +45

      The omega mart earbuds are great! Make sure to take them off when you start hearing the audio distort though my friend got transported to the 3rd dimension cuz of that

    • @RedLuminous
      @RedLuminous 2 года назад +22

      Just when the difficult spill bit began, my AC started crackling and creaking and whatnot. Really added layers to the effect.

    • @keketski5430
      @keketski5430 2 года назад +9

      Buy omega headphones i swear to god they are better than anything ive ever seen

    • @kusuossecretgf5401
      @kusuossecretgf5401 2 года назад +8

      @@spaciousdoubledawg mine licked and cleaned my ears

    • @Divine__.
      @Divine__. 2 года назад +2

      @@kusuossecretgf5401 uh

  • @nb7466
    @nb7466 Год назад +6

    I worked at a small family owned grocery store in highschool. I'll never forget the big bad bagger training video.

  • @sophiastamps1385
    @sophiastamps1385 7 месяцев назад +3

    The soundtrack in this is fire

  • @tonywhits6226
    @tonywhits6226 3 года назад +660

    Omega marts micro break policy needs to be universal, when I take off my pants at work I end up in the HR department for some weird reason.

    • @wendyokoopa7048
      @wendyokoopa7048 3 года назад +5

      😆🤣😂😹😆🤣

    • @wendyokoopa7048
      @wendyokoopa7048 3 года назад +7

      Well you know they have stalls for that.

    • @Russia_Moscow_countryhuman
      @Russia_Moscow_countryhuman 3 года назад +16

      I know right? And I can’t even examine someone’s microbes! They yell and I get charged!

    • @loganiushere
      @loganiushere 3 года назад +5

      @@Russia_Moscow_countryhuman they said *your* microbes dude.
      That's your problem

    • @misinformedmarti
      @misinformedmarti 3 года назад +1

      I suspect many of the Omega Marts policies can be found throughout the Universe.

  • @munchie69
    @munchie69 3 года назад +2058

    This will be a very exciting and strange experience for everybody watching. Even if they aren't planning on working there at all.

    • @jsjskdjdk
      @jsjskdjdk 3 года назад +4

      True

    • @itz-_-Azrael-_-
      @itz-_-Azrael-_- 3 года назад +3

      Amazing

    • @PariahQuail
      @PariahQuail 3 года назад +41

      I applied, and they sent me this video. I’m intrigued by the unstable shifts in space/time but I’m unsure about the wet spills as I think wielding a mop is beneath me.

    • @dqrlingvelvet9459
      @dqrlingvelvet9459 3 года назад +4

      Yes, I like to work there and it helped me. Oh and I bought kork soup in there

    • @pe1900
      @pe1900 3 года назад +9

      as if anybody wouldn't be planning on working at omega mart. it's the best totally normal "grocery store" out there!

  • @jerseybred732
    @jerseybred732 Год назад +3

    I was watching this while getting ready fir work. My four year old came in and watched quietly for a minute. Very concerned she said quietly, "mommy is this real?"

  • @eduardo-id8uy
    @eduardo-id8uy Год назад +6

    1:57 ma'am that was lettuce XD

  • @JohnDoe-km1ev
    @JohnDoe-km1ev 2 года назад +1258

    No cap, those bars were sick even tho it’s just a grocery store rap

    • @the11382
      @the11382 2 года назад +40

      It’s an awesome satire of institutions trying to embed rap music.

    • @miguelcunhakowalski1099
      @miguelcunhakowalski1099 2 года назад +20

      The better part was “oh oh she lost her perception again of where her arm begins and her cart ends”

    • @embercoral
      @embercoral 2 года назад +16

      Man, I haven't heard a retail rap so tight since Veggietales's scallions introduced themselves.

    • @j_freeman3230
      @j_freeman3230 2 года назад +1

      Straight up. Made it extra surreal too

    • @kintsugikame
      @kintsugikame 2 года назад +2

      3:42

  • @skellyskellington3745
    @skellyskellington3745 2 года назад +1665

    This gives me the same feeling as “ don’t hug me I’m scared” it’s horrifyingly good

  • @zainadam2364
    @zainadam2364 9 месяцев назад +3

    “Is the product made here or abroad?”
    …..
    “YES 😃”
    “GREAT ATTITUDE”
    Me: Dead 🤣

  • @DivineHealer2007
    @DivineHealer2007 9 месяцев назад +2

    I can't wait for them to start looking for employees again! It's my lifelong dream to work there! Their atmosphere seems so customer friendly and the variety of products they have are out of this world!

  • @ThisHeroicDude
    @ThisHeroicDude 3 года назад +481

    My headcanon is that the omega mart exists in all dimensions and none simultaneously, and protects these dimensions from Eldritch Horrors that leak through the barrier.

    • @e5858
      @e5858 3 года назад +50

      In our dimension, it’s an art installation for some reason.

    • @loganiushere
      @loganiushere 3 года назад +25

      So it is an SCP, but one working for us! That explains so much!

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 3 года назад +2

      Hastur goes there for booze?

    • @PhoenixARCModding
      @PhoenixARCModding 3 года назад +1

      just another use for Human Element!

    • @infinikki
      @infinikki 3 года назад +7

      In order to protect your fragile perception of our reality in which OmegaMart is projected as an artistic display, please mind the ecru cone.

  • @sesboks
    @sesboks 3 года назад +243

    Man, I wish we could send this back to the 80's to randomly troll entry level job trainees

  • @jonathanharvey2156
    @jonathanharvey2156 11 месяцев назад +3

    This video is completely UNHINGED and I LOVE IT!

    • @Man_Aslume
      @Man_Aslume 9 месяцев назад +1

      It's hinged yet unhinged

  • @End420Prohibition
    @End420Prohibition Год назад +1

    I really like that you include the arms appearing like they are stretching way longer than they are. I’ve experienced that before on one “exceptional” evening.

  • @trainboy7
    @trainboy7 3 года назад +737

    Could you imagine if this store had a "Take Your Kid To Work Day" event?

  • @knottheory79220
    @knottheory79220 3 года назад +496

    Whoever's playing the trainee does such a good job haha

    • @karenlinares7541
      @karenlinares7541 3 года назад +46

      They look more and more high throughout the video

    • @phoebeaurum7113
      @phoebeaurum7113 3 года назад +36

      @@karenlinares7541 That's a side effect of onboarding.

    • @IlSqueak
      @IlSqueak 3 года назад +2

      @@phoebeaurum7113 Yessssssssssssss

    • @NotFckingBen
      @NotFckingBen 2 года назад

      I agree, the actress is doing a great job at acting like she has no idea

    • @donaldconverse5542
      @donaldconverse5542 Год назад

      That would be my friend Emily. She is very talented.

  • @generaldeathmaster9295
    @generaldeathmaster9295 2 года назад +15

    2:16 lettuce

  • @CJBerry-ph6cx
    @CJBerry-ph6cx Год назад +4

    This was beyond delightful. I wish I'd seen it back in my own retail days - it would have been the perfect antidote to all that corporate nonsense.

  • @robynstopped
    @robynstopped 2 года назад +984

    I love how you can't tell if they really are a multi dimensional store or they're piping acid into the air conditioning and everyone is just EXTREMELY high.

  • @SquallLeonCorazon
    @SquallLeonCorazon 2 года назад +1603

    I actually really dig the darkly humorous tone and how well it accompanies the fact that this entire supermarket is one massive SCP

    • @Devraaj24
      @Devraaj24 2 года назад +33

      Ikea

    • @littlebirdanimations5843
      @littlebirdanimations5843 2 года назад +15

      @@Devraaj24 I know that you probably meant that as a joke but neither of them are really that similar except for the fact that they’re both supermarkets- please don’t woooosh me ☹️

    • @WalterWoshid
      @WalterWoshid 2 года назад +25

      @@littlebirdanimations5843 r/wooosh

    • @littlebirdanimations5843
      @littlebirdanimations5843 2 года назад

      @@WalterWoshid dude the fuck? i just said that i understood the joke. whenever i say things like that i always start with “i understand that this is a joke.”

    • @durapoker
      @durapoker Год назад +18

      Thanks sanic 5515....I never heard of an scp so I looked it up and I've been reading them for the last 1.5hrs. these should be turned into short stories or a Netflix series

  • @Inmortuae2233
    @Inmortuae2233 2 года назад +13

    Why has nobody noticed the obvious reference to 1975 sounds of the supermarket at 3:12?

  • @bisket2003
    @bisket2003 Год назад +1

    MEOW WOLF is hands down the best art project EVER created!

  • @miles6978
    @miles6978 3 года назад +1114

    I can’t wait to go to the globally local supermarket for some mammal liquid! We’ve been running low on it and couldn’t find it elsewhere!

    • @wondermittens1844
      @wondermittens1844 3 года назад +35

      I know, right! My brittle bones will be ever so thankful once it arrives from my local Omega Mart in the Quadronic Nebula :D

    • @styanax
      @styanax 3 года назад +20

      I've been craving those Nut-Free Salted Peanuts for a while, they are a little on the expensive side though.

    • @Djbiohazard1991
      @Djbiohazard1991 3 года назад +18

      You should try some gestating mammal liquid toast paint while you're at it! :)

    • @nyxismissing8660
      @nyxismissing8660 3 года назад +10

      Oooo get some Omega Mart Lemons while you are getting the mammal liquid!

    • @miles6978
      @miles6978 3 года назад +6

      @@nyxismissing8660 I won’t forget

  • @vilmosrozsa6408
    @vilmosrozsa6408 2 года назад +729

    I love how the ending feels like the last scene of Neon Genesis Evangelion with everyone standing around and congratulating

  • @gregmcmanus1975
    @gregmcmanus1975 2 года назад +18

    3:23
    Eminem-tier bars lmao

  • @eef3036
    @eef3036 2 года назад +12

    worker fatigue ~ 6:50

  • @bruhsoundeffect_2
    @bruhsoundeffect_2 3 года назад +537

    They should become an actual store brand like Walmart and Best buy (like selling merch and other grocery shop items) but still feel like you're on a drug trip with many different anomalies across all the stores, like the one in Vegas

    • @scpxfoundation8141
      @scpxfoundation8141 3 года назад +55

      who said anomalies?

    • @leunrphantom9524
      @leunrphantom9524 3 года назад +110

      Horrible idea what if grandma goes into the store and sees this crazy stuff and walks into the void by accident?

    • @munchie69
      @munchie69 3 года назад +21

      That sounds like the best idea. I would love that.

    • @thegoldenstation9723
      @thegoldenstation9723 3 года назад +57

      Mini pop up stores would be a neat idea, but don't forget half the experience at Omega Mart in Vegas is uncovering the lore and exploring broken realities

    • @Coffee.spider
      @Coffee.spider 3 года назад +41

      It technically is a real supermarket because you can buy stuff at the location, but the should make more Omega Mart locations for sure!

  • @themichaelconnor42
    @themichaelconnor42 2 года назад +898

    "He's not sure if the soft serve he's eating is God or a demonic impostor"
    Ahh, yes, a common occurrence

  • @amia-
    @amia- Год назад +1

    “Was the product made here or abroad?”
    “Yes!”
    *great attitude!*

  • @MrHDLion
    @MrHDLion Год назад +1

    These Omega Mart videos has such a Don't Hug Me I'm Scared vibe to it. It's pretty cool.

  • @miaironstone6783
    @miaironstone6783 3 года назад +1574

    In before the SCP foundation shuts down operations and removes all digital traces of omegamart

    • @anthonycurby4606
      @anthonycurby4606 3 года назад +81

      Never happen. It's a front and the best way to hide in plain sight

    • @silliness500
      @silliness500 3 года назад +73

      It’s contained in Area 15 and the entity is pretty harmless

    • @Anastas1786
      @Anastas1786 3 года назад +85

      @@silliness500 Ah. The good ol' "It's just an avant-garde art piece" coverup campaign.

    • @astralbody13
      @astralbody13 3 года назад +19

      @@Anastas1786 AWCY? (are we cool yet?)

    • @NODNS_n_M.ORD11630
      @NODNS_n_M.ORD11630 3 года назад +14

      @@astralbody13 not enough casualties

  • @EpiKLGD
    @EpiKLGD 3 года назад +1442

    My family is actually planning a trip to Vegas this year, and if we end up going, we are going to omega mart!

    • @Fictional_Reality
      @Fictional_Reality 3 года назад +90

      oh boy i hope nothing totally goes wrong there.

    • @EpiKLGD
      @EpiKLGD 3 года назад +31

      @@Fictional_Reality yes me too haha ^^

    • @Fictional_Reality
      @Fictional_Reality 3 года назад +53

      @@EpiKLGD btw if you didnt know, ask them for boop cards and if your lucky then they will have them

    • @EpiKLGD
      @EpiKLGD 3 года назад +14

      @@Fictional_Reality lol ok

    • @randalllopez9707
      @randalllopez9707 3 года назад +21

      @@Fictional_Reality I'm going to las vegas in a month so thanks for telling people that

  • @thereal_monke
    @thereal_monke Год назад

    I’ve been to Meow Wolf before and there’s just so much backstory to each area

  • @KiloShank
    @KiloShank Год назад +3

    Funnily enough, Omega Mart's training lines up to deal with modern problems so well. You don't even realize that you are one of their customers.

  • @gabsy_ferreira
    @gabsy_ferreira 2 года назад +859

    I LOVE how uncanny the whole thing feels. If i didn't know it was from an art exhibit I'd say it's from Black Mirror

    • @miguelcunhakowalski1099
      @miguelcunhakowalski1099 2 года назад +57

      Your making too many questions, would you like to have our omega mart coupon ?

    • @izo716
      @izo716 2 года назад +2

      What's so terrible about it?

    • @witchingbrew3
      @witchingbrew3 2 года назад +1

      Could be the director, Mike diva m

    • @killingfields6599
      @killingfields6599 2 года назад +5

      This would not fit black mirror as it doesnt rely on futuristic technology but more on supernatural entities

    • @perrilewis180
      @perrilewis180 2 года назад +3

      This is too happy and chill to do be Black Mirror. Only the lesbian matrix episode had a happy ending

  • @loewoe2542
    @loewoe2542 3 года назад +953

    Mere words cannot expression the multiple emotions I’m feeling from this. This is truly an amazing representation of the sure chaos and overall strangeness of a supermarket. It gives me SCP vibes or some kind of comic horror. Can I also say all creative individuals who are behind this project, I tip my hat to you out of respect for your work.

    • @scpmonthly4723
      @scpmonthly4723 3 года назад +2

      Man I love SCP

    • @cloudthief8918
      @cloudthief8918 3 года назад +1

      Ikr! Definitive scp vibes

    • @scpmonthly4723
      @scpmonthly4723 3 года назад +3

      @@cloudthief8918 I read SCP all day...

    • @eeveeofalltrades4780
      @eeveeofalltrades4780 3 года назад +1

      Someone should write an SCP entry about this, it's definitely an SCP

    • @scpmonthly4723
      @scpmonthly4723 3 года назад +1

      @@eeveeofalltrades4780 All ideas must be original, it's a rule on the wiki.

  • @fungalzombie2524
    @fungalzombie2524 2 года назад

    Can't wait to start next week

  • @CrumpledPaperHearts
    @CrumpledPaperHearts Год назад +1

    YOOOO! Difficult Spill is an absolute banger!

    • @Man_Aslume
      @Man_Aslume 9 месяцев назад

      Hey bro pass the Aux
      Just don't play shit
      Got you

  • @superdimentiobrolyX
    @superdimentiobrolyX 3 года назад +489

    These bars they dropping aren't white
    They're ecru

    • @mufasers
      @mufasers 3 года назад +10

      The color of silk!

    • @keketski5430
      @keketski5430 2 года назад +3

      Put up a cone -pu put up a cone

  • @Faulty720
    @Faulty720 3 года назад +163

    It's like Don't hug me, I'm Scared without the puppets.

    • @indigo324
      @indigo324 3 года назад +3

      YES THATS WHAT I THOUGHT AHH

    • @bluesgrxce
      @bluesgrxce 3 года назад +2

      Knew it reminded me of something

    • @knuxthedee9874
      @knuxthedee9874 2 года назад +1

      Also without the gore

    • @bbqbunger2350
      @bbqbunger2350 2 года назад +1

      Yes. It seemed familiar but I just couldn’t place it. Thank you

  • @matiiiess
    @matiiiess 2 года назад

    best creative direction ive ever seen for an alien mart

  • @adriansteele7023
    @adriansteele7023 8 месяцев назад +1

    Youre tripping just fine, bud. Just breathe go with the flow. We all love you 😁❤

  • @TheDrLeviathan
    @TheDrLeviathan 2 года назад +359

    They really ended the tape with the Evangelion "Congratulations!" ending. That's amazing

    • @R4in46
      @R4in46 2 года назад +20

      I'm glad to see that I wasn't the only one who got it

    • @DaveDotEXE
      @DaveDotEXE 2 года назад +20

      the only difference is that i was less confused this time 'round

    • @yareth_yuki
      @yareth_yuki Год назад +2

      only this time they are congratulating him for turning into LCL liquid

  • @maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337
    @maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337 3 года назад +158

    I feel like Exceptional Customers are people who just went absolutely mental being in this Lovecraftian Superstore

    • @lunaetnix2034
      @lunaetnix2034 2 года назад +5

      *whispers* mushroom feverdream~~~~

  • @pieceofbogus110
    @pieceofbogus110 2 года назад +3

    Thank you for training me in the ways of Omega Mart!

  • @jamesdt1980
    @jamesdt1980 Год назад

    The algos brought this today, and it's entertaining! Can tell a good amount of time, and creativity went into this particular project. Nicely done

  • @TheGamerAtticus
    @TheGamerAtticus 3 года назад +196

    “And answer their questions with promptness and zest. They don’t know which product to want? Tell them yes.”
    -Omega Mart

  • @narkoddict
    @narkoddict 3 года назад +304

    mmm yes, local shop releases employee training video to public

    • @apieceofpaper5747
      @apieceofpaper5747 3 года назад +32

      its a company trick to get even more employees

    • @imageez
      @imageez 3 года назад +15

      HOT DRINKS, REALLY GETS YOU GOING

    • @FruitHat1937
      @FruitHat1937 3 года назад +5

      COLD DRINKS, REALLY SLOWS YOU DOWN

    • @apieceofpaper5747
      @apieceofpaper5747 3 года назад +5

      @@FruitHat1937 WARM DRINKS, REALLY MAKES YOU NORMAL

    • @Tostermz
      @Tostermz 3 года назад

      @@apieceofpaper5747 ÆŒØ DRINKS, REALLY NEEDS MAKES YOU NEED AN AQUA CONE

  • @jannaarcheta3626
    @jannaarcheta3626 Год назад

    Excuse me the audio transitions in this was extremely satisfying... too satisfying 👀

  • @acorgiwithacrown467
    @acorgiwithacrown467 Год назад +1

    This feels so oddly familiar its unreal, the actual training videos I've sat through had the exact same vibe as this, just eerie.

  • @funnyclown888
    @funnyclown888 2 года назад +445

    "Mr game and watch orange isn't real, he can't hurt you."
    Mr game and watch orange: 3:48

  • @kylefinn5301
    @kylefinn5301 3 года назад +414

    I love how when the cashier ducks down a guy in a hazmat suit walks past with his Geiger counter going nuts.

    • @MajikkanBeingsUnite
      @MajikkanBeingsUnite 3 года назад +47

      That's the manager! He's probably going to fix an equipment failure. You know, regular store stuff.

    • @MythicalAM
      @MythicalAM 3 года назад +32

      Regular store stuff. They handle things just like a normal store would! Noticing an ecru spill, nurturing to the flowers with eyes, and a few workers going on their micro breaks.
      Just a normal supermarket!

    • @jenniferphipps2012
      @jenniferphipps2012 3 года назад +9

      @@MajikkanBeingsUnite , and her name literally has "Karen" etched all over it.

  • @death_by_ranch1254
    @death_by_ranch1254 2 года назад

    The random catchy songs and occasional rhyming and the ominous feeling this video gives off reminds me of dont hug me I'm scared

  • @fishbarbeque8540
    @fishbarbeque8540 4 месяца назад

    This is so good in so many ways.

  • @endrathecelestial7342
    @endrathecelestial7342 3 года назад +173

    I like how at the beginning "You" questioned applying. They had that face that says "T- that guy was wearing a hazmat suit! What did I just apply for?!"

    • @endrathecelestial7342
      @endrathecelestial7342 3 года назад +18

      Throughout the video its implied that "You" gets hypnotized by the purple aura of the area beyond Omega Mart. And is then initiated into the cult that is Omega Mart Employeeship

    • @NotFckingBen
      @NotFckingBen 2 года назад

      The actress playing “You” is a she js 👍🏽

  • @reallyWyrd
    @reallyWyrd 3 года назад +243

    I always love when "You" shows up in a show. My favorite character, actually.

    • @hduagvoe1764
      @hduagvoe1764 3 года назад +2

      Same

    • @cornbreadloverrr
      @cornbreadloverrr 3 года назад +13

      I hate that character. They should really have less screen time. They're annoying, ugly, and none of what they say holds any water. They don't contribute to society at all.

    • @imdoingthisnowreally
      @imdoingthisnowreally 2 года назад +4

      @@cornbreadloverrr same
      Edit: -that was me being self deprecating btw-

    • @fruitytuubey6774
      @fruitytuubey6774 2 года назад +2

      @@cornbreadloverrr are u ok

    • @akinats5625
      @akinats5625 2 года назад +2

      @@fruitytuubey6774 u got kazoo?

  • @harmonica_gaming8741
    @harmonica_gaming8741 2 года назад +4

    I wish other training videos were like this.

  • @SodomEndGomorra
    @SodomEndGomorra 5 месяцев назад

    Answering yes to for a questions with "or" is in my style! Awesome!