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  • @brendanlittle2498
    @brendanlittle2498 5 лет назад +5516

    When Conan’s eyes go to small slits that’s always one of his funniest reactions to me

    • @OnlineEyes00
      @OnlineEyes00 5 лет назад +71

      It's a classic reaction

    • @wetbadger2174
      @wetbadger2174 5 лет назад +3

      Not sure if coming on to me, or just being absurdly sarcastic.

    • @jaimhaas5170
      @jaimhaas5170 5 лет назад +3

      when small "slits" squint their eyes it really turns me on.

    • @huachenbu2604
      @huachenbu2604 5 лет назад +2

      Brendan Little hahahahaha true

    • @trollol_
      @trollol_ 5 лет назад +10

      -__-

  • @henhenhen19
    @henhenhen19 5 лет назад +2424

    that "good girl" joke was amazing!

    • @cucaracha6365
      @cucaracha6365 5 лет назад +5

      Can you please explain lol

    • @memesaremylifeline6723
      @memesaremylifeline6723 5 лет назад +80

      @@cucaracha6365 some people like to be called nicknames during sex for example good girl so when she walked by the guy and heard that she probably thought he was attractive and imagined him saying it to her in a sexual manner which turned her on thus making her as she put it "saturated",

    • @ntsempty1209
      @ntsempty1209 5 лет назад +8

      Thaas mah guuuuurll

    • @johndunlavey8927
      @johndunlavey8927 4 года назад +5

      you really should not have to explain it. It made me laugh out loud. Not fake lol. Text talk to be cute. Actual lol.

    • @fayeharrison1741
      @fayeharrison1741 4 года назад +4

      That "YEEEEEHAAAAA" after made it for me

  • @philmstud2k
    @philmstud2k 4 года назад +789

    Every time Nikki is on, it's like Conan is having a disappointed conversation with his niece.

  • @felipe5512
    @felipe5512 5 лет назад +1533

    i have never seen a woman leave conan speachless.

    • @joshuatucker2423
      @joshuatucker2423 4 года назад +9

      Autocorrect option must be off...

    • @c808tydoh6
      @c808tydoh6 4 года назад +15

      Nicole Byer😆🤣

    • @TWOhype23
      @TWOhype23 4 года назад +2

      John McMahon he doesn’t have a desk

    • @John_Q
      @John_Q 4 года назад +5

      This was post metoo era. Conan is walking on thin ice with these broads nowadays, and he knows this.

    • @StardustAngel
      @StardustAngel 4 года назад +6

      Rebecca Romaijn.

  • @purpleturtle6052
    @purpleturtle6052 5 лет назад +5147

    She just had a 4minute conversation with herself.

    • @bp.5229
      @bp.5229 5 лет назад +40

      I agree she talks to much

    • @frarfarf
      @frarfarf 5 лет назад +374

      guess what: she's a comedian on a talk show

    • @michaellusk2856
      @michaellusk2856 5 лет назад +116

      ...and I enjoyed every moment of it!

    • @plutonium120
      @plutonium120 5 лет назад +26

      wonders why she's single........

    • @willb206
      @willb206 5 лет назад +91

      Its the whole reason she is even there.. Its a talk show!

  • @sarthaksingh5237
    @sarthaksingh5237 3 года назад +483

    People think she's actually telling anecdotes. They forget she's a stand-up comedian who's creating a set with jokes piece by piece, minute by minute and constantly trying out stuff with a relatively safer audience.
    She's pretty great!

    • @wolverineiscool7161
      @wolverineiscool7161 2 года назад

      yeah maybe but I also don't like it when women comedians use their bodies or sex to be funny, it's like they have nothing else to offer

    • @akamego
      @akamego 2 года назад +6

      wolverineiscool men have been making sex & body jokes for eons

    • @teecee4459
      @teecee4459 2 года назад +6

      Well, like all female comedians, the go to material is sex. Has to be more than that at some point.

    • @tommygaga7117
      @tommygaga7117 2 года назад +2

      @@teecee4459 True, but Glaser could still make it funny.

    • @WattWireNet
      @WattWireNet Год назад

      Yes, this well refined spiel is the result of hard work forged with nasty creativity. And I must say, I like it!

  • @brandoncaudill6864
    @brandoncaudill6864 5 лет назад +8788

    Nikki Glaser is everything Amy Schumer wants to be.

    • @spirits_
      @spirits_ 5 лет назад +358

      I get it, you mean funny and hot

    • @brandoncaudill6864
      @brandoncaudill6864 5 лет назад +389

      @@spirits_ yeah, but mostly funny. Amy tries to pretend she's edgy with unfunny sex jokes. Nikki's sex jokes hit the mark every time.

    • @jaimhaas5170
      @jaimhaas5170 5 лет назад +40

      Yeah she gets it! and she deserves it.

    • @friendlypotato5719
      @friendlypotato5719 5 лет назад +31

      Neither are funny or hot tbh

    • @cadenrolland5250
      @cadenrolland5250 5 лет назад +87

      Exactly, Nikki is actually talented, she plays a mean accordion too!

  • @WalId-nj2mp
    @WalId-nj2mp 5 лет назад +1301

    Whenever he gets Nikki or Bill Burr, Conan doesn't need to speak at all, they're a show on their own xD

    • @mrbee4882
      @mrbee4882 5 лет назад +23

      Wal Id it’s because they are working out their new material for their next standup special.

    • @johnjones4593
      @johnjones4593 5 лет назад +3

      An annoying show

    • @Ruhma.
      @Ruhma. 5 лет назад

    • @eternalreturnal
      @eternalreturnal 4 года назад +3

      What about that ol' chunk o coal, you know? I'm not gonna even dignify him by saying his name...

  • @leestenson3167
    @leestenson3167 4 года назад +79

    I love how he asked "is this doing anything for you Nikki?" And she was like it's not NOT doing anything

  • @C0T0HA
    @C0T0HA 5 лет назад +2232

    It's true, the girl's looks will get her a guy.
    They won't get the guy to stay though

    • @sepp0227
      @sepp0227 4 года назад +173

      @@matt_thaxton3775 He is speaking facts though, no man in their right mind is gonna have a long term relationship with her.

    • @Squee7e
      @Squee7e 4 года назад +51

      @@matt_thaxton3775 unlike you who would commit all his energy into toxic and unhealthy relationships with girls you don't like?

    • @17thknight
      @17thknight 4 года назад +29

      @@sepp0227 lmao, boy you'd follow her around licking the ground she walked over and you know it

    • @oremfrien
      @oremfrien 4 года назад +44

      Exactly. A good appearance opens the door and perhaps the bedroom, but I won’t want to make you a girlfriend unless you can amuse me with my pants on.

    • @mattwilkie9713
      @mattwilkie9713 4 года назад +54

      She is smart successful and hilarious. Why would you guys assume a guy won't stay with her? She seems like a lot of fun

  • @PopeLando
    @PopeLando 5 лет назад +1896

    That Centaur pose thing... well, it worked for me!

    • @TomiOAT
      @TomiOAT 5 лет назад +22

      also, it's overall the proper posture as a whole. even for men.

    • @bobmcbobbington9220
      @bobmcbobbington9220 5 лет назад +70

      It's called anterior pelvic tilt and it is bad for you. Most people already have it because they sit too much.

    • @Exempel333
      @Exempel333 5 лет назад +20

      @@TomiOAT Nah, sign of a weak core, it hurts your back and slowly moved to tight traps :)

    • @VandalAudi
      @VandalAudi 5 лет назад +17

      Not for me,... but the “good girl” bit does.

    • @cindyo6298
      @cindyo6298 5 лет назад +25

      Gave me lower back pain and now it's permanent. I'm a centaur that can't transform back to a human.

  • @wudangmtn
    @wudangmtn 4 года назад +264

    She’s right..... she does have that effect, when she stands like that.

    • @JonathanFlexx
      @JonathanFlexx 4 года назад +9

      @@abdulazizhawsah9884 ...okay?

    • @aerahtv0000
      @aerahtv0000 3 года назад +2

      when a guy is weak and stooped this doesn't bring him a girls too
      p.s. unless he's too rich. But same applies to rich women too i guess

    • @adityashandilya2789
      @adityashandilya2789 3 года назад +1

      @@abdulazizhawsah9884 Allright bud... let's not get our fantasies out in a yt comment section.

    • @augustoalvarez6766
      @augustoalvarez6766 3 года назад

      @@abdulazizhawsah9884 You either change that attitude or jail will change it for you

    • @MAK9246
      @MAK9246 3 года назад

      @@abdulazizhawsah9884 I think someone's mother has banned them from accessing their brazzers account. Don't worry you can also cry into that box of tissues.

  • @LicoriceGargle75
    @LicoriceGargle75 5 лет назад +2353

    Everytime Nikki is on Conan he just looks at her like he is her dad.

    • @MrKinghuman
      @MrKinghuman 5 лет назад +56

      Dionasia Gardner cause she’s a child mentally

    • @NightOwlTX
      @NightOwlTX 5 лет назад +19

      and she loves it

    • @randomuser2579
      @randomuser2579 5 лет назад +10

      Because she is vulgar and acts like a man perhaps.

    • @spdadventurer1754
      @spdadventurer1754 5 лет назад +18

      I like that she's so open even though it was awkward in the beginning 😂😂😂 and I wasn't used to that...there have been worse thing on Conan...Nikki just talks😝😝😛

    • @BRO77TX
      @BRO77TX 5 лет назад +22

      She’s somewhat the female Bill Burr!!

  • @istdochallesegal3427
    @istdochallesegal3427 5 лет назад +876

    I'm banking at the wrong bank...

    • @rylter
      @rylter 5 лет назад +15

      I'm banking in the wrong country...

    • @sonustill3687
      @sonustill3687 5 лет назад +10

      nobody goes to the bank anymore besides old people

    • @svh01
      @svh01 5 лет назад +2

      yea, I cancelling my direct deposit....

  • @genevakeith3876
    @genevakeith3876 3 года назад +374

    I love when Andy laughs. Because you know it's funny if Andy laughs. He doesn't fake it.
    You can tell Conan thinks she's hysterical, too. He respects her talent. Honestly they're one of my favorite interview combinations. Their chemistry is really interesting.
    Love all 3. Thank you for bringing so many of us so much joy. 💘

    • @BelchingBeaver69
      @BelchingBeaver69 2 года назад

      No problem

    • @bobk.4424
      @bobk.4424 2 года назад

      R no

    • @bobk.4424
      @bobk.4424 2 года назад

      R no

    • @FinnGamble
      @FinnGamble 18 дней назад +1

      Yeah, I think it's a pretty solid tell that Conan is loving it if he stays relatively quiet. When things become boring or awkward, he is quick to add something funny. But if someone is doing great, he just gives them space and only plays ball when necessary.

  • @chengteh
    @chengteh 5 лет назад +804

    "It gets wet for us down there too..yours is because you don't wipe well enough, mine is because I'm walking by a guy who was walking his dog and said "good girl", and I'm saturated the rest of the day!" Wow. Love this girl! Never even heard of her before.

    • @jaysmonet
      @jaysmonet 4 года назад +29

      me too, wish more women were more openly casual and saw the humorous side of things, sounds like Jennifer Lawrence.

    • @krashd
      @krashd 4 года назад +8

      @@alexxsixx96czv Then you clearly don't know her then as Jen makes dirty jokes, flirts with other guests and talks about sex, she couldn't be further away from Brie if she was a black middle-aged man.

    • @josephpietrobono9218
      @josephpietrobono9218 4 года назад +18

      I wish women could make jokes about something other than their vaginas, and basic sex jokes on average.
      This lady is quite good though. Still all her jokes are about f******. Female comedians

    • @danielwalker26
      @danielwalker26 4 года назад +5

      She had a show on comedy central called Not Safe With Nikki Glaser. It was a good show and like other things I wish it lasted longer.

    • @brandonknight431
      @brandonknight431 4 года назад +1

      You must not have cable

  • @pillar81
    @pillar81 5 лет назад +453

    “I love that Nikki Glaser! She plays the accordion!”

    • @christiangarvin7351
      @christiangarvin7351 5 лет назад

      Who is she?

    • @h0rcrux774
      @h0rcrux774 5 лет назад +6

      The girl who plays the accordion

    • @christiangarvin7351
      @christiangarvin7351 5 лет назад

      @@h0rcrux774 I get that but what else she do and why she on this program lol I thought she was one of the glazers but obviously it's spelt diffrent so no

    • @h0rcrux774
      @h0rcrux774 5 лет назад

      @@christiangarvin7351 I'm not sure if shes a real person or a character on this show tbh

    • @christiangarvin7351
      @christiangarvin7351 5 лет назад +1

      @@h0rcrux774 I googled her she is a stand up comedian

  • @roscoemuttley
    @roscoemuttley 2 года назад +58

    I just love her and Conan's interplay. He does the "embarrassed uncle" very well. This is her shtick, its funny and I love her. She is doing this on purpose, she is trying to get the reaction from Conan and he always delivers

  • @spooky_electric
    @spooky_electric 5 лет назад +822

    "be in the bank like this"
    Poses like Gollum...

    • @generalsaufenberg4931
      @generalsaufenberg4931 5 лет назад

      ruclips.net/video/Y8EMndSFFMk/видео.html ^^

    • @djawnsjhilson218
      @djawnsjhilson218 5 лет назад +4

      As a woman who doesn't subscribe to the notions of presenting at a bank: "sis, you're doing it wrong!"

    • @SmugSuspenders
      @SmugSuspenders 5 лет назад +20

      "I'd like to withdraw my Preciousss...."

    • @Thessaloz
      @Thessaloz 4 года назад

      Its a comedy act, most of her appearances in Conan is part of her comady acts that you will pay to see elsewhere.

  • @goodolarchie
    @goodolarchie 4 года назад +363

    "Yours is because you didn't wipe well enough, mine is because I walked by a guy who was walking his dog and said 'Good girl,' and now I'm saturated the rest of the day." lmao, that was a killer joke

    • @Ease54
      @Ease54 4 года назад +3

      It appears she has never supervised a standing whiz.

    • @carlodave9
      @carlodave9 3 года назад +3

      @@Ease54 My thoughts precisely. A great joke with a lousy lead in.

  • @aarononeil9832
    @aarononeil9832 4 года назад +170

    You gotta respect anyone that can make Conan O'Brian lose his composure and have to pause for a second. He's usually the epitome of class, comedy and respectfulness but she's just so damn funny and blunt that even he can't keep up.

    • @audioamateur
      @audioamateur 3 года назад +4

      Couldn't have said it better. Also the fact that he shows restraint and that he typically shows sophistication and clean humour makes him all the more enjoyable

    • @BelchingBeaver69
      @BelchingBeaver69 2 года назад +1

      @@audioamateur .. what? Conan has one of the most perverted personalities out there as a comic

    • @audioamateur
      @audioamateur 2 года назад

      @@BelchingBeaver69 cool story

    • @BelchingBeaver69
      @BelchingBeaver69 2 года назад

      @@audioamateur very cool, indeed

    • @lqprimetime4169
      @lqprimetime4169 2 года назад

      That's what ol Norm Macdonald did every time, break Conan. Conan would either end up going "whoa whoa" when Norm broke him, or Conan's mindset would be like "jesus christ where is this going and how long is this taking" again breaking him, but in a different way.

  • @defyingtheodds1987
    @defyingtheodds1987 5 лет назад +681

    Looks to attract them. Personality to keep them.

    • @1974GJH
      @1974GJH 5 лет назад +19

      Looks aren’t everything, but they get you in the front door

    • @morpheus6749
      @morpheus6749 5 лет назад +17

      Or a talent. Like playing the accordion.

    • @XtremeConditions
      @XtremeConditions 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah, that explains the problem.

    • @guepardiez
      @guepardiez 5 лет назад +4

      And one ring to rule them all.

    • @ryanweible9090
      @ryanweible9090 5 лет назад +2

      yeah, thats the difference between attraction and affection. looks generally get you, unless you are at somewhere that you can get really shared interests out there(in my case an arcade or martial arts school) but generally looks last for like an hour, then its time to fake a heart attack to escape, if the personality is bad.

  • @worldwidehappiness
    @worldwidehappiness 4 года назад +181

    She's so great for relaxing social norms and not taking life too seriously.

  • @DavidDiMuzio
    @DavidDiMuzio 4 года назад +937

    I love this girl 😍

    • @benkei7530
      @benkei7530 4 года назад +9

      We all do

    • @raitisvein
      @raitisvein 4 года назад +8

      She's a _good girl_

    • @Ambal-1
      @Ambal-1 4 года назад

      Honesty

    • @alexanderarkum4793
      @alexanderarkum4793 4 года назад +2

      No you don't because science says men don't like funny girls 😒

    • @kiehtoo
      @kiehtoo 3 года назад +1

      Well she DOES play the accordion.

  • @hankmerman1967
    @hankmerman1967 5 лет назад +90

    "I've got an accordion that needs to be aired out."
    Everyone - everyone - just spread it out and air it out.

  • @mindoverbread1213
    @mindoverbread1213 5 лет назад +563

    "I'm saturated for the rest of the day" Truer words haven't been spoken hahahahahaha

    • @lonelyone
      @lonelyone 5 лет назад +48

      "Good girl"

    • @torreylong7436
      @torreylong7436 5 лет назад +16

      If men have to get spontaneous erections, then the saturation is only fair.

    • @UnfitToLive
      @UnfitToLive 5 лет назад

      @@torreylong7436 RIP wearing shorts, if you'll pardon the pun.

    • @chavarifa8559
      @chavarifa8559 5 лет назад +2

      Wanna see my dog?

    • @morpheus6749
      @morpheus6749 5 лет назад

      I now have my killer opening line.

  • @joshs8685
    @joshs8685 2 года назад +23

    Her joke-writing, wit, and delivery are all so on-point that she gets MASSIVE respect from Conan ... and her comedy just happens to involve topics that make him EXTREMLELY uncomfortable ... so watching these two interact is gold every single time : )

  • @donaldvarnado2566
    @donaldvarnado2566 5 лет назад +578

    Love when she is on Conan , always delivers. 😍

    • @wellreadbull3740
      @wellreadbull3740 5 лет назад +7

      Considering her date life she won't deliver babies anytime soon.

    • @jakeblumen5979
      @jakeblumen5979 5 лет назад +9

      I have never seen her on conan. Was it reverse cowgirl?

    • @stabgan
      @stabgan 5 лет назад +3

      The replies are killer

    • @JoseGranny
      @JoseGranny 5 лет назад

      @@Plain_Lane a lesser person would r/woosh you

    • @wheezetube607
      @wheezetube607 5 лет назад +1

      Yess

  • @jimfix9846
    @jimfix9846 4 года назад +277

    Finally a woman who speaks just like my wife.

    • @brainache555
      @brainache555 4 года назад +27

      Jim Fix Keep her!

    • @r7diego
      @r7diego 4 года назад +32

      your wife must be hilarious ! congrats !

    • @flisko123
      @flisko123 4 года назад +55

      is your wife single

    • @jaimebarba619
      @jaimebarba619 4 года назад +1

      Lol that’s fantastic!

    • @mytravls
      @mytravls 4 года назад +2

      So you live with a funny woman. That’s a bonus

  • @anthonypayne2526
    @anthonypayne2526 3 года назад +55

    There is NO ONE on Earth who makes Conan more uncomfortable. And it's hilarious

    • @supernautzero
      @supernautzero 3 года назад +4

      No, Norm does it all the time, and not talking about sex only.

    • @kantahanwithkahel
      @kantahanwithkahel 3 года назад +4

      Bill Burr, too.

    • @mattdad8429
      @mattdad8429 Год назад

      Aubrey Plaza gives her a run for her money. Honestly Aubrey wins only because she makes EVERYONE uncomfortable.

  • @paularata3945
    @paularata3945 5 лет назад +180

    I'm going to try saying "good girl" more often.

    • @geofthompson3844
      @geofthompson3844 5 лет назад +17

      I was going to say "me too" ...... But then i thought ooh maybe not "me too", bad choice of words 😂😂😂😂

    • @erwinhun
      @erwinhun 5 лет назад +4

      Just make sure you have a dog with you when you say it.

    • @SwornReaper
      @SwornReaper 5 лет назад

      @jediphilosopher Female dog pees differently from male dog. After it does business at right place, usually I say "good girl". Get it?! There could be a different interpretation but this how I perceive the joke.

    • @Red4350
      @Red4350 5 лет назад +1

      @@SwornReaper i took it as a guy who shes attracted to said good girl and she was imagining him saying it to her...
      its literally the same as like a guy (keyword - who shes attracted to) says "wow youre so beautiful" and she gets all hot and then she see that hes talkign to his significant other on the cell phone

    • @memesaremylifeline6723
      @memesaremylifeline6723 5 лет назад +2

      @@Red4350 yea that's how I saw it too

  • @IDontGravity
    @IDontGravity 5 лет назад +1473

    Lmao This is what Amy Schumer thinks she sounds like when she comes up with her own "jokes".

    • @madeinusados2808
      @madeinusados2808 5 лет назад +11

      Mvp coment

    • @stevecass
      @stevecass 5 лет назад +12

      Stop being factual.

    • @evonyking
      @evonyking 5 лет назад +46

      just wait a couple years, she'll be on conan and tell him the same thing

    • @jozan9
      @jozan9 5 лет назад +3

      ''her''

    • @evonyking
      @evonyking 5 лет назад +4

      @@jozan9 no him "conan"

  • @fleadoggreen9062
    @fleadoggreen9062 4 года назад +26

    Being an introvert I find it amazing how extroverted she is

  • @jponz85
    @jponz85 5 лет назад +297

    Get a girl for both looks and personality, cause sooner or later, you're only left with the personality.

    • @tjbeast6020
      @tjbeast6020 5 лет назад +4

      woah never thought ab that

    • @bobmcbobbington9220
      @bobmcbobbington9220 5 лет назад +14

      The issue is that too many women are too concerned about fitting in to have much of a personality. You can't fit in and be yourself at the same time. Choose one. Well, unless you truly genuinely are dull and typical.

    • @RecklessFables
      @RecklessFables 5 лет назад +8

      @@bobmcbobbington9220 That is why women in their 30s are always so much better to date (if they made it through their 20s ok). A woman with life experience and actual interests is so much more fun.

    • @fredriksvard2603
      @fredriksvard2603 5 лет назад +2

      Jonathan Pontel wow such wise

    • @lonelyone
      @lonelyone 5 лет назад +4

      It's true that everyone judges on looks first, that goes both ways for men and women. I don't know why she needs to work on her personality though, she's funny and charming and that's enough. I don't get this "guys want bitches" mentality. I want a hot girl who is just a nice person.

  • @Curiosityxxi
    @Curiosityxxi 4 года назад +43

    3:33 It's hilarious to see Conan trying hard to keep a straight face and failing while Nikki starts smiling at his reaction, priceless...

    • @bleepblop9556
      @bleepblop9556 4 года назад +1

      :) Yup, she's a dom. (In a good way.)

  • @farbrorknark
    @farbrorknark 3 года назад +40

    Her personality is perfect!
    One of the funniest comedians for sure.

    • @pre4122
      @pre4122 3 года назад +3

      Certainly one of the funniest FEMALE comedians. VERY few female comedians make me laugh, but she sure does. This is why people like her and Amy Schumer do so well. They talk more like men. I don't even mean for any of that to sound sexist. But think about it. When you think top comedians of all time, you think Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Bill Cosby, George Carlin, Dave Chapelle...all men. But women like Nikki and Amy are making waves in the field of comedy, and I commend them for it.

  • @levelhaha
    @levelhaha 5 лет назад +219

    0:23 woman in the crowd gasping all the air in the room.

    • @mossfoobar8322
      @mossfoobar8322 5 лет назад +10

      As if they are more complex

    • @BRO77TX
      @BRO77TX 5 лет назад +15

      I heard that. Today’s women are so easily offended.

    • @wrighj
      @wrighj 5 лет назад +1

      @@BRO77TX bro you're a virgin

  • @jvadoptante
    @jvadoptante 5 лет назад +79

    She won me over. I'll check out her work.

    • @rubert134
      @rubert134 5 лет назад +1

      Accordion fan are you?

    • @rftghhggvvh9551
      @rftghhggvvh9551 5 лет назад +3

      Check her in the Alec Baldwin roast

    • @doublefeature
      @doublefeature 5 лет назад

      bangin' on netflix is the best thing she's done yet.

  • @IcemanCT
    @IcemanCT 4 года назад +28

    Conan's face when she mentions her accordion. [- ___ - ] 😂😂😂

  • @GamertagO1
    @GamertagO1 5 лет назад +93

    Just saw this chick on Alec Baldwin's roast. She's hilarious.

    • @warrenphillips69
      @warrenphillips69 5 лет назад +3

      That was savage.

    • @MrSen4lifE
      @MrSen4lifE 5 лет назад +2

      She's much funnier when she walks out of safety zone (hacky sex jokes), but she rarely is brave enough to drop that crutch. I was pretty happy with her at the roast, too.

  • @kappslock5354
    @kappslock5354 5 лет назад +139

    Nikki Glaser is a lot like Amy Schumer, she has a great sense of humor and can actually write good jokes. okay never mind she is nothing like Amy Schumer...

  • @jimdavis2385
    @jimdavis2385 4 года назад +26

    She has great material and presents it like it just crossed her mind. A real talent, and I secretly suspect, a nice person.

  • @biancadesouza5684
    @biancadesouza5684 5 лет назад +109

    I love when conan gets embarrassed. So cutie connie

  • @SunnyBri
    @SunnyBri 5 лет назад +136

    Never heard of her before but this gal cracked me up!

  • @andrewbudd7368
    @andrewbudd7368 3 года назад +20

    That’s hilariously true. Humorous women are the best. Just being honest.

  • @tylerbrowne69
    @tylerbrowne69 5 лет назад +34

    That pelvic tilt thing is real though. Scientifically approved.

  • @wilsargisson3626
    @wilsargisson3626 5 лет назад +175

    "As a woman, personality is an afterthought. Lead with looks."
    Never a truer statement was uttered.

    • @globaldigitaldirectsubsidi4493
      @globaldigitaldirectsubsidi4493 5 лет назад +7

      ridiculous. This is stupidity town.

    • @True38
      @True38 5 лет назад +18

      Looks alone is worthless unless you, in fact, have good personality characteristics, especially intelligence. Nobody wants to walk around with a Barbie doll.

    • @adds8235
      @adds8235 5 лет назад +9

      If tinder is your go to place to get a relationship, you've already failed society

    • @True38
      @True38 5 лет назад +8

      @@adds8235 Actually, as with any dating app or web site, there are many great women on Tinder. The name just get a bad rep for being a "sex app". It is what YOU make it out to be.

    • @Syriuslokan1234
      @Syriuslokan1234 5 лет назад +5

      Play the game as she does and youll never find a normal guy.
      Women who truly believe her statement have lost already.

  • @voicification
    @voicification 4 года назад +44

    How is Nikki still single...she is literally the hottest comedian!

    • @KoosGK
      @KoosGK 4 года назад +2

      Uhmmm excuse me, you forgot about Whitney Cummings ;-)

    • @pyromaniac354
      @pyromaniac354 4 года назад +4

      @@KoosGK yeah.Whitney has too much plastic surgery now.looking faker.

    • @KoosGK
      @KoosGK 4 года назад

      gfy everyone unbothered and her personality is perfect

    • @StaK_1980
      @StaK_1980 4 года назад +3

      Nikki looks good, but her personality... ugh. Good to listen to, not so much living with a girl like this.

    • @Kenneth_James
      @Kenneth_James 4 года назад +3

      Did you not just listen to her? Can you imagine dealing with someone like that 24/7?

  • @mwheeler22
    @mwheeler22 5 лет назад +26

    Nikki Glazer kills it when on talk shows but she extra on that next level on the Conan Show!!!! Lol love her

  • @dalegreer3095
    @dalegreer3095 5 лет назад +164

    She got through that whole 4 minutes without being bleeped!

    • @bridawg24
      @bridawg24 5 лет назад +11

      1:59

    • @dalegreer3095
      @dalegreer3095 5 лет назад +3

      @@bridawg24 Forgot about that one! Still, just one bleep is pretty good for her.

    • @dr.j7542
      @dr.j7542 5 лет назад +2

      1:59

    • @abdulazizhawsah9884
      @abdulazizhawsah9884 4 года назад +6

      What is the point of your comment when it's wrong

    • @shhsjjbbjs4224
      @shhsjjbbjs4224 3 года назад +4

      @@abdulazizhawsah9884 for me it's the 140 people who seem to agree that's concerning lmao

  • @joyandpeacefullaughter5307
    @joyandpeacefullaughter5307 3 года назад +18

    She will do well with a nerdy guy who's comfortable with her taking the lead in convos.

    • @BEAST1968
      @BEAST1968 3 года назад +5

      so you're saying I have a chance

    • @BEAST1968
      @BEAST1968 3 года назад +2

      @@emmaisalone make do with what we got

  • @Sushila..
    @Sushila.. 5 лет назад +20

    "I love that Nikki Glaser, she plays the accordion!" 😂

  • @Zefram0911
    @Zefram0911 5 лет назад +101

    Nikki gets hotter and hotter with the years.

    • @MauroTamm
      @MauroTamm 5 лет назад +2

      Unless she stops being single!

    • @soc789
      @soc789 5 лет назад +1

      simp

    • @tynao2029
      @tynao2029 5 лет назад

      And her holes get less tight and more blown out over the years....

    • @Zefram0911
      @Zefram0911 5 лет назад +1

      @@tynao2029 how dare you, sir? how dare you?

    • @derKischda
      @derKischda 5 лет назад

      @@tynao2029 technically you can work on that.

  • @sergejkeser7270
    @sergejkeser7270 4 года назад +7

    "a guy was walking a dog and said 'good girl' and now I am saturated all day"
    It got me rolling on the floor

  • @thesprawl2361
    @thesprawl2361 5 лет назад +11

    As a teenager, Nikki would lock herself away mysteriously in her room, but her mother was always reassured by the sound of her practising the accordion.

    • @markstevens1729
      @markstevens1729 2 года назад

      Now she’s the only one who hears the sound of accordion playing in every porn movie.

  • @CrzyLion
    @CrzyLion 5 лет назад +45

    "im single so i have to be hot all the time" other single girls told you this

  • @Kryptonian42042
    @Kryptonian42042 3 года назад +14

    Ive just realized we havent seen Nikki and Bill Burr in the same room.... could they be the same person??

  • @starr0401
    @starr0401 5 лет назад +62

    Being a man is not so different actually. It's just that our looks and personalities are both afterthought so we have to lead with "ability to provide".

    • @chadmichael03
      @chadmichael03 5 лет назад +12

      Oh please, everyone knows 10 deadbeat guys who've worked 3 months in the past 10 years, who have women devoted to them

    • @jshepard152
      @jshepard152 5 лет назад +3

      @@chadmichael03
      I don't. But I also don't know any guys with great jobs who lack for female attention.

    • @wolfchrt
      @wolfchrt 5 лет назад +3

      @@jshepard152 I know a bunch of broke guys who have two baby mommas chasing after them. It's pretty unreal.

    • @ryanweible9090
      @ryanweible9090 5 лет назад

      its a bit deeper than that. i find Charisma to be the big draw for guys. though like everything it depends on who you are attracting. want a woman with a phd, you better be smart, want a girl at a bar, look good. it varies.

    • @iAmTheSquidThing
      @iAmTheSquidThing 4 года назад +1

      Maybe. I think it's more like our attractiveness is the sum total of our looks, personality, and ability to provide. To be attractive to attractive women, we either have to be decent in all three of those criteria, or excel at one of them.

  • @bkbland1626
    @bkbland1626 5 лет назад +42

    Advertising is worthless. I'm talking to you, RUclips.

  • @user-ih4fd9sf8x
    @user-ih4fd9sf8x 2 месяца назад +1

    She is literally the only person with whom i saw Connan laugh so hard and genuinely with

  • @sravankumar7324
    @sravankumar7324 5 лет назад +26

    she sure can paint a picture with her words.

  • @shortcut101
    @shortcut101 5 лет назад +70

    I like her personality she's funny.

  • @Barbarian857
    @Barbarian857 4 года назад +87

    One of the few female comedians who can get away with what usually comes off as self-conscious and pathetic in female comedy. She's ball's out clever. Love. Her.

    • @wolverineiscool7161
      @wolverineiscool7161 2 года назад +3

      Are you sure about that? Talking about sex and her body constantly is supposed to be funny or clever?

    • @pachice
      @pachice 2 года назад

      It’s pretty pathetic though

  • @NeworldDesigns
    @NeworldDesigns 5 лет назад +261

    A Woman like Her is single??? Something is wrong.

    • @vampire64
      @vampire64 5 лет назад +88

      They are single because they keep turning down men that have asked them out. Its women physiology of always saying poor pretty old me still single but she wants to be single if not she would not turn down men or friend zone the ones that would have truly made her happy.

    • @2WhiteAndNerdy
      @2WhiteAndNerdy 5 лет назад +28

      @@vampire64 Yup. I've heard her talk about her love life on plenty of podcasts and she totally friend zones the ones who she says are the best guys. If a guy treats her right... Friend zoned! She definitely relishes the power she gets from doing this.

    • @smilahrex
      @smilahrex 5 лет назад +15

      Still I think it's because of you mgtow idiots. What wrong with friend zoning a girl either..? Just because she friendzoned you you don't have to be all like "whuuu she gonna hit the wall soon anyway."

    • @smilahrex
      @smilahrex 5 лет назад +1

      @mmaposer she'll break right through.

    • @ericross441
      @ericross441 5 лет назад +23

      Every time I see a very attractive woman in public, she's either alone or with other chicks. These women are just super picky

  • @JayAlize
    @JayAlize 5 лет назад +26

    Conan’s face when she starts talking about her “accordion” 💀💀💀

  • @bustedup
    @bustedup 4 года назад +21

    “ I’m trying so hard “
    * dressed in black bin bag *
    😆

  • @freddymeisner
    @freddymeisner 5 лет назад +110

    Nikki Glaser is even funnier when she does standup, definitely recommend watching her specials

    • @randomuser2579
      @randomuser2579 5 лет назад +7

      Guess it depends on what you find funny... I just want to run away.

  • @footballfitnessfc2476
    @footballfitnessfc2476 5 лет назад +125

    She is the woman all men really want, she seems like a proper laugh and hot.

    • @tubehax
      @tubehax 5 лет назад +6

      You do understand she just told you she's single, right?

    • @footballfitnessfc2476
      @footballfitnessfc2476 5 лет назад +8

      REALITYobservationalist really? I’d say most people in relationships want someone that they can have a laugh with who also makes them laugh. Just out of curiosity where did you get your most men assumption from. I’ve been with my partner for 11 years she is very funny and I’d say that it’s essential to longevity in relationships that as partners you find each other funny, as after all laughing is one of the biggest stress relievers.

    • @footballfitnessfc2476
      @footballfitnessfc2476 5 лет назад +6

      REALITYobservationalist submissiveness? Really, I totally disagree with that, if you are not challenged how can you improve? Or think about things from other perspectives if your opinion is never challenged. I would say someone who stands up for what they believe in is one of the most attractive traits a person can have. It’s a shame we are debating on here as I would like to debate you in person as my writing skills are not the best, but I always enjoy discussing topics with people, even though I would say being funny and having an opinion and not being submissive would be some of the quality’s I would 100% look for in a woman.

    • @normagruden
      @normagruden 4 года назад

      You'd think that but then she constantly says she's single and can't get a man... And I see all these women who lack personality but are hot with men... So idk.

    • @innertubez
      @innertubez 4 года назад

      @@footballfitnessfc2476 It's cool, REALITYobservationalist has his own preferences, leaves more women like Nikki Glaser for the rest of us. lol

  • @scottadler
    @scottadler 2 года назад +3

    The rarest of the rare -- the female comic that is funny, jokes about sex, and doesn't insult men. Thumbs up!

  • @ruguoserliegise2716
    @ruguoserliegise2716 5 лет назад +92

    The only person who made Conan uncomfortable on his show

    • @mipmip5759
      @mipmip5759 5 лет назад +6

      noticed it too, first one to beat him in his own game

    • @safwanjamil3638
      @safwanjamil3638 5 лет назад +8

      Go watch his interviews with bill burr. He always rendered Conan baffled n speechless with his extreme jokes lol

    • @Th4t_guy_
      @Th4t_guy_ 5 лет назад +5

      Two words: Bill. Burr.

    • @usaidemon
      @usaidemon 5 лет назад

      Also Jim Jefferies

    • @vincentj.9057
      @vincentj.9057 5 лет назад +1

      Also Nicole Byer

  • @torque3331
    @torque3331 5 лет назад +15

    2:16 like she was actually complaining right there, u cud feel the frustration in her voice.

  • @Jayoza1
    @Jayoza1 3 месяца назад +2

    If only we knew she had been doing an act all this time in the entire episode. She is brilliant.

  • @Nayops24
    @Nayops24 5 лет назад +136

    3:00
    Yeah it’s basically for our balls to breath....

    • @potmki6601
      @potmki6601 5 лет назад +24

      Try 35 degrees angle, it will surprise you.
      Also, stop breathing with your balls

    • @artsmodelstation9396
      @artsmodelstation9396 5 лет назад +2

      I only have one ball so less to breath

    • @bobmcbobbington9220
      @bobmcbobbington9220 5 лет назад +1

      You do it because you have weak thighs, glutes and hip flexors. Saying you spread your legs to let your balls breathe is like saying you have a hunched posture because you want your neck to breathe.

    • @Chemicalls
      @Chemicalls 5 лет назад +8

      @@bobmcbobbington9220 this guy has small balls^

    • @patrickshelley09
      @patrickshelley09 5 лет назад

      @@Chemicalls The steroids shrunk them.

  • @MexicanJesus1998
    @MexicanJesus1998 5 лет назад +12

    Nikki might be the only guest who always leaves Conan without being able to say anything after 😂

  • @ejrosenthal
    @ejrosenthal 3 года назад +8

    Always brilliant material with the BEST delivery. Love her, ESPECIALLY on Conan.

  • @Alkiel
    @Alkiel 4 года назад +12

    when a comedian, gets another comedian to sneak a laugh. Priceless

  • @ThePhysicalReaction
    @ThePhysicalReaction 3 года назад +33

    she's hilarious. I'd go to the bank with her

  • @CaesarBro
    @CaesarBro 3 года назад +8

    She’s at her best on your show. Hire her.

  • @zitchfukker4864
    @zitchfukker4864 5 лет назад +107

    Her personality makes the difference , she's pretty but her personalitie makes her so so SO HOT Atractive and way out of my ligue

    • @ufuk5872
      @ufuk5872 5 лет назад +5

      She's right about her personality that it very unattractive, she should work on it.

    • @christopherweingart9757
      @christopherweingart9757 5 лет назад +2

      League ****

    • @sebbach3747
      @sebbach3747 5 лет назад +10

      Maybe if you learned to spell you might have a chance with a woman

    • @christianriddler5063
      @christianriddler5063 5 лет назад +11

      Nothing is ever out of your league, if you are a good man (not a "nice guy") then women will be attracted to you, bitches might not be but a real woman definatly will. Anyone that told you that there are women out of your league was clearly manipulating you to think of yourself as weak to ruin your self esteem. Don't have that defeatist attitude, it ruins lives.

    • @FrankSerpico29
      @FrankSerpico29 5 лет назад +3

      @@christopherweingart9757 "ligue" is french for league 😄

  • @earthling2007
    @earthling2007 5 лет назад +50

    I’m a fan of this girl. I could listen to her all night.

    • @esbenjakobsen4575
      @esbenjakobsen4575 4 года назад +1

      And you will be. LoL.

    • @earthling2007
      @earthling2007 4 года назад +1

      @@esbenjakobsen4575 at least we know what we are getting into with this one 😂

    • @esbenjakobsen4575
      @esbenjakobsen4575 4 года назад

      @@earthling2007 For real! :D And Nikki is very attractive NGL.

  • @Cardsmaster
    @Cardsmaster 3 года назад +8

    She’s so funny! The delivery and timing on point.

  • @autumnwind1216
    @autumnwind1216 5 лет назад +30

    As a man shes not kidding about posing. I cant help but stare at times.

    • @mr.q337
      @mr.q337 4 года назад +2

      Posturing work for men too. Stand tall, puff up your chest, make you taller and look more muscular

  • @AllenHanPR
    @AllenHanPR 3 года назад +11

    I feel like everytime Nikki is speaking, Conan is hoping it's not too dirty for TV.

  • @sbtopjosh4098
    @sbtopjosh4098 4 года назад +23

    She is the kind of girl who can hang out with the boys. We'd accept her in a heartbeat

    • @kingofthehill9177
      @kingofthehill9177 3 года назад

      Pretty sure we wouldn’t be hanging out with her for her sense of humour

    • @sharoncohen318
      @sharoncohen318 3 года назад +3

      eye roll.... You think that's the like the highest compliment for women? Being invited to hang out with the dudes?

    • @captaincrunch72
      @captaincrunch72 3 года назад +1

      @@sharoncohen318 yes, yes it is....

    • @sbtopjosh4098
      @sbtopjosh4098 3 года назад +1

      @@sharoncohen318 yes

    • @sharoncohen318
      @sharoncohen318 3 года назад +3

      @@captaincrunch72 Well it's not

  • @Wraithss
    @Wraithss 5 лет назад +26

    She is looking for the wrong type of men.

    • @yosharian
      @yosharian 5 лет назад +1

      Bingo.

    • @dj3114
      @dj3114 5 лет назад

      She isn't looking for a man - just part of the routine. I'm sure she has whoever she wants when she wants them. Probably a regular boyfriend, but they don't say that.

  • @BlutigeTranen
    @BlutigeTranen 5 лет назад +17

    I think it's less to do with airing our junk and more to do with taking every possible chance to not squash it

    • @minorbreakthrough
      @minorbreakthrough 5 лет назад +1

      Glad to see this in the comments.
      It’s about avoiding the very specific kind of pains and unpleasant sensations that come with balls being squished.

    • @BlutigeTranen
      @BlutigeTranen 5 лет назад

      @@minorbreakthrough Anyone who sat on their own balls or moved wrong "man spreads".

  • @crazykiddd4992
    @crazykiddd4992 3 года назад +17

    She doesn't need to work on her personality bcs she already nailed it 👌

  • @tdehnert16
    @tdehnert16 5 лет назад +34

    She’s got to be on Conan Needs A Friend

  • @m.a.3322
    @m.a.3322 4 года назад +9

    I love how her whole set is just satirical but extremely subtle about it 😂😂

  • @AntonQvarfordt
    @AntonQvarfordt 3 года назад +7

    3:28 I started genuinely loudly laughing for a good 20 seconds whilst completely alone.

  • @rickmoreno2702
    @rickmoreno2702 5 лет назад +35

    Anyone know what conan's jacket brand is? Its dope

  • @michaellusk2856
    @michaellusk2856 5 лет назад +4

    There is no way she should be single, unless she just wants to be single. She is very attractive...body and personality...and so funny!

    • @biplav32
      @biplav32 5 лет назад

      She is 35 so lets just say her days are over.

    • @shefchenko111
      @shefchenko111 5 лет назад

      @@biplav32 phahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • @sigen7053
    @sigen7053 2 года назад +1

    3:32 ... the moment Conan gave up on life.. 🤣

  • @seanasnow8
    @seanasnow8 5 лет назад +5

    The audience was choked up about a woman talking sexual honesty and she fires bullets that I love to listen to.

  • @mikcnmvedmsfonoteka
    @mikcnmvedmsfonoteka 5 лет назад +11

    Wow she made Conan to feel very uncomfortable - that's a big accomplishment!

  • @xokelis0015
    @xokelis0015 4 года назад +9

    She's right... You can't motorboat a personality.

  • @LukeZwarteVacht
    @LukeZwarteVacht 5 лет назад +14

    Ladies... nobody ever said you can't sit like us... you're literally the only ones that care about it.

    • @UnfitToLive
      @UnfitToLive 5 лет назад +1

      Lol yeah, or they chose to wear skirts which means they couldn't. Unless they do want men staring for real, lol.

  • @ramomammah
    @ramomammah 5 лет назад +70

    1:31 her face when Conan interrupts her joke.

    • @Be1smaht
      @Be1smaht 5 лет назад +7

      Women everywhere are like this

    • @wesstapley
      @wesstapley 5 лет назад +8

      They played it off pretty well at least

    • @bobmcbobbington9220
      @bobmcbobbington9220 5 лет назад +15

      The real her almost came out. Swallow. Focus. Be a pro.

    • @skyluke9476
      @skyluke9476 5 лет назад +6

      @@bobmcbobbington9220 if you ever see this face, RUN it means they are NOT a healthy person. lol

    • @DxFlash14
      @DxFlash14 5 лет назад +17

      I actually think that expression was part of the delivery of the next line

  • @palashreja3739
    @palashreja3739 4 года назад +17

    Conan's expressions are just everything that makes me even more uncomfortable and laugh harder.

  • @chavarifa8559
    @chavarifa8559 5 лет назад +25

    She's real, I believe her... They took her walls..