@@cucaracha6365 some people like to be called nicknames during sex for example good girl so when she walked by the guy and heard that she probably thought he was attractive and imagined him saying it to her in a sexual manner which turned her on thus making her as she put it "saturated",
People think she's actually telling anecdotes. They forget she's a stand-up comedian who's creating a set with jokes piece by piece, minute by minute and constantly trying out stuff with a relatively safer audience. She's pretty great!
@@abdulazizhawsah9884 I think someone's mother has banned them from accessing their brazzers account. Don't worry you can also cry into that box of tissues.
I like that she's so open even though it was awkward in the beginning 😂😂😂 and I wasn't used to that...there have been worse thing on Conan...Nikki just talks😝😝😛
I love when Andy laughs. Because you know it's funny if Andy laughs. He doesn't fake it. You can tell Conan thinks she's hysterical, too. He respects her talent. Honestly they're one of my favorite interview combinations. Their chemistry is really interesting. Love all 3. Thank you for bringing so many of us so much joy. 💘
Yeah, I think it's a pretty solid tell that Conan is loving it if he stays relatively quiet. When things become boring or awkward, he is quick to add something funny. But if someone is doing great, he just gives them space and only plays ball when necessary.
"It gets wet for us down there too..yours is because you don't wipe well enough, mine is because I'm walking by a guy who was walking his dog and said "good girl", and I'm saturated the rest of the day!" Wow. Love this girl! Never even heard of her before.
@@alexxsixx96czv Then you clearly don't know her then as Jen makes dirty jokes, flirts with other guests and talks about sex, she couldn't be further away from Brie if she was a black middle-aged man.
I wish women could make jokes about something other than their vaginas, and basic sex jokes on average. This lady is quite good though. Still all her jokes are about f******. Female comedians
@@h0rcrux774 I get that but what else she do and why she on this program lol I thought she was one of the glazers but obviously it's spelt diffrent so no
I just love her and Conan's interplay. He does the "embarrassed uncle" very well. This is her shtick, its funny and I love her. She is doing this on purpose, she is trying to get the reaction from Conan and he always delivers
"Yours is because you didn't wipe well enough, mine is because I walked by a guy who was walking his dog and said 'Good girl,' and now I'm saturated the rest of the day." lmao, that was a killer joke
You gotta respect anyone that can make Conan O'Brian lose his composure and have to pause for a second. He's usually the epitome of class, comedy and respectfulness but she's just so damn funny and blunt that even he can't keep up.
Couldn't have said it better. Also the fact that he shows restraint and that he typically shows sophistication and clean humour makes him all the more enjoyable
That's what ol Norm Macdonald did every time, break Conan. Conan would either end up going "whoa whoa" when Norm broke him, or Conan's mindset would be like "jesus christ where is this going and how long is this taking" again breaking him, but in a different way.
yeah, thats the difference between attraction and affection. looks generally get you, unless you are at somewhere that you can get really shared interests out there(in my case an arcade or martial arts school) but generally looks last for like an hour, then its time to fake a heart attack to escape, if the personality is bad.
Her joke-writing, wit, and delivery are all so on-point that she gets MASSIVE respect from Conan ... and her comedy just happens to involve topics that make him EXTREMLELY uncomfortable ... so watching these two interact is gold every single time : )
@jediphilosopher Female dog pees differently from male dog. After it does business at right place, usually I say "good girl". Get it?! There could be a different interpretation but this how I perceive the joke.
@@SwornReaper i took it as a guy who shes attracted to said good girl and she was imagining him saying it to her... its literally the same as like a guy (keyword - who shes attracted to) says "wow youre so beautiful" and she gets all hot and then she see that hes talkign to his significant other on the cell phone
The issue is that too many women are too concerned about fitting in to have much of a personality. You can't fit in and be yourself at the same time. Choose one. Well, unless you truly genuinely are dull and typical.
@@bobmcbobbington9220 That is why women in their 30s are always so much better to date (if they made it through their 20s ok). A woman with life experience and actual interests is so much more fun.
It's true that everyone judges on looks first, that goes both ways for men and women. I don't know why she needs to work on her personality though, she's funny and charming and that's enough. I don't get this "guys want bitches" mentality. I want a hot girl who is just a nice person.
Certainly one of the funniest FEMALE comedians. VERY few female comedians make me laugh, but she sure does. This is why people like her and Amy Schumer do so well. They talk more like men. I don't even mean for any of that to sound sexist. But think about it. When you think top comedians of all time, you think Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Bill Cosby, George Carlin, Dave Chapelle...all men. But women like Nikki and Amy are making waves in the field of comedy, and I commend them for it.
She's much funnier when she walks out of safety zone (hacky sex jokes), but she rarely is brave enough to drop that crutch. I was pretty happy with her at the roast, too.
Nikki Glaser is a lot like Amy Schumer, she has a great sense of humor and can actually write good jokes. okay never mind she is nothing like Amy Schumer...
Looks alone is worthless unless you, in fact, have good personality characteristics, especially intelligence. Nobody wants to walk around with a Barbie doll.
@@adds8235 Actually, as with any dating app or web site, there are many great women on Tinder. The name just get a bad rep for being a "sex app". It is what YOU make it out to be.
As a teenager, Nikki would lock herself away mysteriously in her room, but her mother was always reassured by the sound of her practising the accordion.
Being a man is not so different actually. It's just that our looks and personalities are both afterthought so we have to lead with "ability to provide".
its a bit deeper than that. i find Charisma to be the big draw for guys. though like everything it depends on who you are attracting. want a woman with a phd, you better be smart, want a girl at a bar, look good. it varies.
Maybe. I think it's more like our attractiveness is the sum total of our looks, personality, and ability to provide. To be attractive to attractive women, we either have to be decent in all three of those criteria, or excel at one of them.
One of the few female comedians who can get away with what usually comes off as self-conscious and pathetic in female comedy. She's ball's out clever. Love. Her.
They are single because they keep turning down men that have asked them out. Its women physiology of always saying poor pretty old me still single but she wants to be single if not she would not turn down men or friend zone the ones that would have truly made her happy.
@@vampire64 Yup. I've heard her talk about her love life on plenty of podcasts and she totally friend zones the ones who she says are the best guys. If a guy treats her right... Friend zoned! She definitely relishes the power she gets from doing this.
Still I think it's because of you mgtow idiots. What wrong with friend zoning a girl either..? Just because she friendzoned you you don't have to be all like "whuuu she gonna hit the wall soon anyway."
REALITYobservationalist really? I’d say most people in relationships want someone that they can have a laugh with who also makes them laugh. Just out of curiosity where did you get your most men assumption from. I’ve been with my partner for 11 years she is very funny and I’d say that it’s essential to longevity in relationships that as partners you find each other funny, as after all laughing is one of the biggest stress relievers.
REALITYobservationalist submissiveness? Really, I totally disagree with that, if you are not challenged how can you improve? Or think about things from other perspectives if your opinion is never challenged. I would say someone who stands up for what they believe in is one of the most attractive traits a person can have. It’s a shame we are debating on here as I would like to debate you in person as my writing skills are not the best, but I always enjoy discussing topics with people, even though I would say being funny and having an opinion and not being submissive would be some of the quality’s I would 100% look for in a woman.
You'd think that but then she constantly says she's single and can't get a man... And I see all these women who lack personality but are hot with men... So idk.
You do it because you have weak thighs, glutes and hip flexors. Saying you spread your legs to let your balls breathe is like saying you have a hunched posture because you want your neck to breathe.
Nothing is ever out of your league, if you are a good man (not a "nice guy") then women will be attracted to you, bitches might not be but a real woman definatly will. Anyone that told you that there are women out of your league was clearly manipulating you to think of yourself as weak to ruin your self esteem. Don't have that defeatist attitude, it ruins lives.
She isn't looking for a man - just part of the routine. I'm sure she has whoever she wants when she wants them. Probably a regular boyfriend, but they don't say that.
When Conan’s eyes go to small slits that’s always one of his funniest reactions to me
It's a classic reaction
Not sure if coming on to me, or just being absurdly sarcastic.
when small "slits" squint their eyes it really turns me on.
Brendan Little hahahahaha true
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that "good girl" joke was amazing!
Can you please explain lol
@@cucaracha6365 some people like to be called nicknames during sex for example good girl so when she walked by the guy and heard that she probably thought he was attractive and imagined him saying it to her in a sexual manner which turned her on thus making her as she put it "saturated",
Thaas mah guuuuurll
you really should not have to explain it. It made me laugh out loud. Not fake lol. Text talk to be cute. Actual lol.
That "YEEEEEHAAAAA" after made it for me
Every time Nikki is on, it's like Conan is having a disappointed conversation with his niece.
😂😂😂😂😂
That is _exactly_ the face he is making.
i have never seen a woman leave conan speachless.
Autocorrect option must be off...
Nicole Byer😆🤣
John McMahon he doesn’t have a desk
This was post metoo era. Conan is walking on thin ice with these broads nowadays, and he knows this.
Rebecca Romaijn.
She just had a 4minute conversation with herself.
I agree she talks to much
guess what: she's a comedian on a talk show
...and I enjoyed every moment of it!
wonders why she's single........
Its the whole reason she is even there.. Its a talk show!
People think she's actually telling anecdotes. They forget she's a stand-up comedian who's creating a set with jokes piece by piece, minute by minute and constantly trying out stuff with a relatively safer audience.
She's pretty great!
yeah maybe but I also don't like it when women comedians use their bodies or sex to be funny, it's like they have nothing else to offer
wolverineiscool men have been making sex & body jokes for eons
Well, like all female comedians, the go to material is sex. Has to be more than that at some point.
@@teecee4459 True, but Glaser could still make it funny.
Yes, this well refined spiel is the result of hard work forged with nasty creativity. And I must say, I like it!
Nikki Glaser is everything Amy Schumer wants to be.
I get it, you mean funny and hot
@@spirits_ yeah, but mostly funny. Amy tries to pretend she's edgy with unfunny sex jokes. Nikki's sex jokes hit the mark every time.
Yeah she gets it! and she deserves it.
Neither are funny or hot tbh
Exactly, Nikki is actually talented, she plays a mean accordion too!
Whenever he gets Nikki or Bill Burr, Conan doesn't need to speak at all, they're a show on their own xD
Wal Id it’s because they are working out their new material for their next standup special.
An annoying show
♊
What about that ol' chunk o coal, you know? I'm not gonna even dignify him by saying his name...
I love how he asked "is this doing anything for you Nikki?" And she was like it's not NOT doing anything
Conan does have some game
It's true, the girl's looks will get her a guy.
They won't get the guy to stay though
@@matt_thaxton3775 He is speaking facts though, no man in their right mind is gonna have a long term relationship with her.
@@matt_thaxton3775 unlike you who would commit all his energy into toxic and unhealthy relationships with girls you don't like?
@@sepp0227 lmao, boy you'd follow her around licking the ground she walked over and you know it
Exactly. A good appearance opens the door and perhaps the bedroom, but I won’t want to make you a girlfriend unless you can amuse me with my pants on.
She is smart successful and hilarious. Why would you guys assume a guy won't stay with her? She seems like a lot of fun
That Centaur pose thing... well, it worked for me!
also, it's overall the proper posture as a whole. even for men.
It's called anterior pelvic tilt and it is bad for you. Most people already have it because they sit too much.
@@TomiOAT Nah, sign of a weak core, it hurts your back and slowly moved to tight traps :)
Not for me,... but the “good girl” bit does.
Gave me lower back pain and now it's permanent. I'm a centaur that can't transform back to a human.
She’s right..... she does have that effect, when she stands like that.
@@abdulazizhawsah9884 ...okay?
when a guy is weak and stooped this doesn't bring him a girls too
p.s. unless he's too rich. But same applies to rich women too i guess
@@abdulazizhawsah9884 Allright bud... let's not get our fantasies out in a yt comment section.
@@abdulazizhawsah9884 You either change that attitude or jail will change it for you
@@abdulazizhawsah9884 I think someone's mother has banned them from accessing their brazzers account. Don't worry you can also cry into that box of tissues.
Everytime Nikki is on Conan he just looks at her like he is her dad.
Dionasia Gardner cause she’s a child mentally
and she loves it
Because she is vulgar and acts like a man perhaps.
I like that she's so open even though it was awkward in the beginning 😂😂😂 and I wasn't used to that...there have been worse thing on Conan...Nikki just talks😝😝😛
She’s somewhat the female Bill Burr!!
I'm banking at the wrong bank...
I'm banking in the wrong country...
nobody goes to the bank anymore besides old people
yea, I cancelling my direct deposit....
I love when Andy laughs. Because you know it's funny if Andy laughs. He doesn't fake it.
You can tell Conan thinks she's hysterical, too. He respects her talent. Honestly they're one of my favorite interview combinations. Their chemistry is really interesting.
Love all 3. Thank you for bringing so many of us so much joy. 💘
No problem
R no
R no
Yeah, I think it's a pretty solid tell that Conan is loving it if he stays relatively quiet. When things become boring or awkward, he is quick to add something funny. But if someone is doing great, he just gives them space and only plays ball when necessary.
"It gets wet for us down there too..yours is because you don't wipe well enough, mine is because I'm walking by a guy who was walking his dog and said "good girl", and I'm saturated the rest of the day!" Wow. Love this girl! Never even heard of her before.
me too, wish more women were more openly casual and saw the humorous side of things, sounds like Jennifer Lawrence.
@@alexxsixx96czv Then you clearly don't know her then as Jen makes dirty jokes, flirts with other guests and talks about sex, she couldn't be further away from Brie if she was a black middle-aged man.
I wish women could make jokes about something other than their vaginas, and basic sex jokes on average.
This lady is quite good though. Still all her jokes are about f******. Female comedians
She had a show on comedy central called Not Safe With Nikki Glaser. It was a good show and like other things I wish it lasted longer.
You must not have cable
“I love that Nikki Glaser! She plays the accordion!”
Who is she?
The girl who plays the accordion
@@h0rcrux774 I get that but what else she do and why she on this program lol I thought she was one of the glazers but obviously it's spelt diffrent so no
@@christiangarvin7351 I'm not sure if shes a real person or a character on this show tbh
@@h0rcrux774 I googled her she is a stand up comedian
I just love her and Conan's interplay. He does the "embarrassed uncle" very well. This is her shtick, its funny and I love her. She is doing this on purpose, she is trying to get the reaction from Conan and he always delivers
"be in the bank like this"
Poses like Gollum...
ruclips.net/video/Y8EMndSFFMk/видео.html ^^
As a woman who doesn't subscribe to the notions of presenting at a bank: "sis, you're doing it wrong!"
"I'd like to withdraw my Preciousss...."
Its a comedy act, most of her appearances in Conan is part of her comady acts that you will pay to see elsewhere.
"Yours is because you didn't wipe well enough, mine is because I walked by a guy who was walking his dog and said 'Good girl,' and now I'm saturated the rest of the day." lmao, that was a killer joke
It appears she has never supervised a standing whiz.
@@Ease54 My thoughts precisely. A great joke with a lousy lead in.
You gotta respect anyone that can make Conan O'Brian lose his composure and have to pause for a second. He's usually the epitome of class, comedy and respectfulness but she's just so damn funny and blunt that even he can't keep up.
Couldn't have said it better. Also the fact that he shows restraint and that he typically shows sophistication and clean humour makes him all the more enjoyable
@@audioamateur .. what? Conan has one of the most perverted personalities out there as a comic
@@BelchingBeaver69 cool story
@@audioamateur very cool, indeed
That's what ol Norm Macdonald did every time, break Conan. Conan would either end up going "whoa whoa" when Norm broke him, or Conan's mindset would be like "jesus christ where is this going and how long is this taking" again breaking him, but in a different way.
Looks to attract them. Personality to keep them.
Looks aren’t everything, but they get you in the front door
Or a talent. Like playing the accordion.
Yeah, that explains the problem.
And one ring to rule them all.
yeah, thats the difference between attraction and affection. looks generally get you, unless you are at somewhere that you can get really shared interests out there(in my case an arcade or martial arts school) but generally looks last for like an hour, then its time to fake a heart attack to escape, if the personality is bad.
She's so great for relaxing social norms and not taking life too seriously.
I love this girl 😍
We all do
She's a _good girl_
Honesty
No you don't because science says men don't like funny girls 😒
Well she DOES play the accordion.
"I've got an accordion that needs to be aired out."
Everyone - everyone - just spread it out and air it out.
"I'm saturated for the rest of the day" Truer words haven't been spoken hahahahahaha
"Good girl"
If men have to get spontaneous erections, then the saturation is only fair.
@@torreylong7436 RIP wearing shorts, if you'll pardon the pun.
Wanna see my dog?
I now have my killer opening line.
Her joke-writing, wit, and delivery are all so on-point that she gets MASSIVE respect from Conan ... and her comedy just happens to involve topics that make him EXTREMLELY uncomfortable ... so watching these two interact is gold every single time : )
Love when she is on Conan , always delivers. 😍
Considering her date life she won't deliver babies anytime soon.
I have never seen her on conan. Was it reverse cowgirl?
The replies are killer
@@Plain_Lane a lesser person would r/woosh you
Yess
Finally a woman who speaks just like my wife.
Jim Fix Keep her!
your wife must be hilarious ! congrats !
is your wife single
Lol that’s fantastic!
So you live with a funny woman. That’s a bonus
There is NO ONE on Earth who makes Conan more uncomfortable. And it's hilarious
No, Norm does it all the time, and not talking about sex only.
Bill Burr, too.
Aubrey Plaza gives her a run for her money. Honestly Aubrey wins only because she makes EVERYONE uncomfortable.
I'm going to try saying "good girl" more often.
I was going to say "me too" ...... But then i thought ooh maybe not "me too", bad choice of words 😂😂😂😂
Just make sure you have a dog with you when you say it.
@jediphilosopher Female dog pees differently from male dog. After it does business at right place, usually I say "good girl". Get it?! There could be a different interpretation but this how I perceive the joke.
@@SwornReaper i took it as a guy who shes attracted to said good girl and she was imagining him saying it to her...
its literally the same as like a guy (keyword - who shes attracted to) says "wow youre so beautiful" and she gets all hot and then she see that hes talkign to his significant other on the cell phone
@@Red4350 yea that's how I saw it too
Lmao This is what Amy Schumer thinks she sounds like when she comes up with her own "jokes".
Mvp coment
Stop being factual.
just wait a couple years, she'll be on conan and tell him the same thing
''her''
@@jozan9 no him "conan"
Being an introvert I find it amazing how extroverted she is
Get a girl for both looks and personality, cause sooner or later, you're only left with the personality.
woah never thought ab that
The issue is that too many women are too concerned about fitting in to have much of a personality. You can't fit in and be yourself at the same time. Choose one. Well, unless you truly genuinely are dull and typical.
@@bobmcbobbington9220 That is why women in their 30s are always so much better to date (if they made it through their 20s ok). A woman with life experience and actual interests is so much more fun.
Jonathan Pontel wow such wise
It's true that everyone judges on looks first, that goes both ways for men and women. I don't know why she needs to work on her personality though, she's funny and charming and that's enough. I don't get this "guys want bitches" mentality. I want a hot girl who is just a nice person.
3:33 It's hilarious to see Conan trying hard to keep a straight face and failing while Nikki starts smiling at his reaction, priceless...
:) Yup, she's a dom. (In a good way.)
Her personality is perfect!
One of the funniest comedians for sure.
Certainly one of the funniest FEMALE comedians. VERY few female comedians make me laugh, but she sure does. This is why people like her and Amy Schumer do so well. They talk more like men. I don't even mean for any of that to sound sexist. But think about it. When you think top comedians of all time, you think Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Bill Cosby, George Carlin, Dave Chapelle...all men. But women like Nikki and Amy are making waves in the field of comedy, and I commend them for it.
0:23 woman in the crowd gasping all the air in the room.
As if they are more complex
I heard that. Today’s women are so easily offended.
@@BRO77TX bro you're a virgin
She won me over. I'll check out her work.
Accordion fan are you?
Check her in the Alec Baldwin roast
bangin' on netflix is the best thing she's done yet.
Conan's face when she mentions her accordion. [- ___ - ] 😂😂😂
Just saw this chick on Alec Baldwin's roast. She's hilarious.
That was savage.
She's much funnier when she walks out of safety zone (hacky sex jokes), but she rarely is brave enough to drop that crutch. I was pretty happy with her at the roast, too.
Nikki Glaser is a lot like Amy Schumer, she has a great sense of humor and can actually write good jokes. okay never mind she is nothing like Amy Schumer...
Thank you for that last part of your statement
Lol, you got me on the first part
He got us in the first half. :D
She has great material and presents it like it just crossed her mind. A real talent, and I secretly suspect, a nice person.
I love when conan gets embarrassed. So cutie connie
U wet?
Bianca de Souza yes 😂😂😂🤣🤣 it's so funny too
@@raigorstonehoof6477 I'm always wet for connie
Same
Never heard of her before but this gal cracked me up!
SunnyBri the roast queen
That’s hilariously true. Humorous women are the best. Just being honest.
That pelvic tilt thing is real though. Scientifically approved.
"As a woman, personality is an afterthought. Lead with looks."
Never a truer statement was uttered.
ridiculous. This is stupidity town.
Looks alone is worthless unless you, in fact, have good personality characteristics, especially intelligence. Nobody wants to walk around with a Barbie doll.
If tinder is your go to place to get a relationship, you've already failed society
@@adds8235 Actually, as with any dating app or web site, there are many great women on Tinder. The name just get a bad rep for being a "sex app". It is what YOU make it out to be.
Play the game as she does and youll never find a normal guy.
Women who truly believe her statement have lost already.
How is Nikki still single...she is literally the hottest comedian!
Uhmmm excuse me, you forgot about Whitney Cummings ;-)
@@KoosGK yeah.Whitney has too much plastic surgery now.looking faker.
gfy everyone unbothered and her personality is perfect
Nikki looks good, but her personality... ugh. Good to listen to, not so much living with a girl like this.
Did you not just listen to her? Can you imagine dealing with someone like that 24/7?
Nikki Glazer kills it when on talk shows but she extra on that next level on the Conan Show!!!! Lol love her
She got through that whole 4 minutes without being bleeped!
1:59
@@bridawg24 Forgot about that one! Still, just one bleep is pretty good for her.
1:59
What is the point of your comment when it's wrong
@@abdulazizhawsah9884 for me it's the 140 people who seem to agree that's concerning lmao
She will do well with a nerdy guy who's comfortable with her taking the lead in convos.
so you're saying I have a chance
@@emmaisalone make do with what we got
"I love that Nikki Glaser, she plays the accordion!" 😂
Nikki gets hotter and hotter with the years.
Unless she stops being single!
simp
And her holes get less tight and more blown out over the years....
@@tynao2029 how dare you, sir? how dare you?
@@tynao2029 technically you can work on that.
"a guy was walking a dog and said 'good girl' and now I am saturated all day"
It got me rolling on the floor
As a teenager, Nikki would lock herself away mysteriously in her room, but her mother was always reassured by the sound of her practising the accordion.
Now she’s the only one who hears the sound of accordion playing in every porn movie.
"im single so i have to be hot all the time" other single girls told you this
Ive just realized we havent seen Nikki and Bill Burr in the same room.... could they be the same person??
Being a man is not so different actually. It's just that our looks and personalities are both afterthought so we have to lead with "ability to provide".
Oh please, everyone knows 10 deadbeat guys who've worked 3 months in the past 10 years, who have women devoted to them
@@chadmichael03
I don't. But I also don't know any guys with great jobs who lack for female attention.
@@jshepard152 I know a bunch of broke guys who have two baby mommas chasing after them. It's pretty unreal.
its a bit deeper than that. i find Charisma to be the big draw for guys. though like everything it depends on who you are attracting. want a woman with a phd, you better be smart, want a girl at a bar, look good. it varies.
Maybe. I think it's more like our attractiveness is the sum total of our looks, personality, and ability to provide. To be attractive to attractive women, we either have to be decent in all three of those criteria, or excel at one of them.
Advertising is worthless. I'm talking to you, RUclips.
She is literally the only person with whom i saw Connan laugh so hard and genuinely with
she sure can paint a picture with her words.
I like her personality she's funny.
One of the few female comedians who can get away with what usually comes off as self-conscious and pathetic in female comedy. She's ball's out clever. Love. Her.
Are you sure about that? Talking about sex and her body constantly is supposed to be funny or clever?
It’s pretty pathetic though
A Woman like Her is single??? Something is wrong.
They are single because they keep turning down men that have asked them out. Its women physiology of always saying poor pretty old me still single but she wants to be single if not she would not turn down men or friend zone the ones that would have truly made her happy.
@@vampire64 Yup. I've heard her talk about her love life on plenty of podcasts and she totally friend zones the ones who she says are the best guys. If a guy treats her right... Friend zoned! She definitely relishes the power she gets from doing this.
Still I think it's because of you mgtow idiots. What wrong with friend zoning a girl either..? Just because she friendzoned you you don't have to be all like "whuuu she gonna hit the wall soon anyway."
@mmaposer she'll break right through.
Every time I see a very attractive woman in public, she's either alone or with other chicks. These women are just super picky
Conan’s face when she starts talking about her “accordion” 💀💀💀
“ I’m trying so hard “
* dressed in black bin bag *
😆
Nikki Glaser is even funnier when she does standup, definitely recommend watching her specials
Guess it depends on what you find funny... I just want to run away.
She is the woman all men really want, she seems like a proper laugh and hot.
You do understand she just told you she's single, right?
REALITYobservationalist really? I’d say most people in relationships want someone that they can have a laugh with who also makes them laugh. Just out of curiosity where did you get your most men assumption from. I’ve been with my partner for 11 years she is very funny and I’d say that it’s essential to longevity in relationships that as partners you find each other funny, as after all laughing is one of the biggest stress relievers.
REALITYobservationalist submissiveness? Really, I totally disagree with that, if you are not challenged how can you improve? Or think about things from other perspectives if your opinion is never challenged. I would say someone who stands up for what they believe in is one of the most attractive traits a person can have. It’s a shame we are debating on here as I would like to debate you in person as my writing skills are not the best, but I always enjoy discussing topics with people, even though I would say being funny and having an opinion and not being submissive would be some of the quality’s I would 100% look for in a woman.
You'd think that but then she constantly says she's single and can't get a man... And I see all these women who lack personality but are hot with men... So idk.
@@footballfitnessfc2476 It's cool, REALITYobservationalist has his own preferences, leaves more women like Nikki Glaser for the rest of us. lol
The rarest of the rare -- the female comic that is funny, jokes about sex, and doesn't insult men. Thumbs up!
The only person who made Conan uncomfortable on his show
noticed it too, first one to beat him in his own game
Go watch his interviews with bill burr. He always rendered Conan baffled n speechless with his extreme jokes lol
Two words: Bill. Burr.
Also Jim Jefferies
Also Nicole Byer
2:16 like she was actually complaining right there, u cud feel the frustration in her voice.
If only we knew she had been doing an act all this time in the entire episode. She is brilliant.
3:00
Yeah it’s basically for our balls to breath....
Try 35 degrees angle, it will surprise you.
Also, stop breathing with your balls
I only have one ball so less to breath
You do it because you have weak thighs, glutes and hip flexors. Saying you spread your legs to let your balls breathe is like saying you have a hunched posture because you want your neck to breathe.
@@bobmcbobbington9220 this guy has small balls^
@@Chemicalls The steroids shrunk them.
Nikki might be the only guest who always leaves Conan without being able to say anything after 😂
Always brilliant material with the BEST delivery. Love her, ESPECIALLY on Conan.
when a comedian, gets another comedian to sneak a laugh. Priceless
she's hilarious. I'd go to the bank with her
She’s at her best on your show. Hire her.
Her personality makes the difference , she's pretty but her personalitie makes her so so SO HOT Atractive and way out of my ligue
She's right about her personality that it very unattractive, she should work on it.
League ****
Maybe if you learned to spell you might have a chance with a woman
Nothing is ever out of your league, if you are a good man (not a "nice guy") then women will be attracted to you, bitches might not be but a real woman definatly will. Anyone that told you that there are women out of your league was clearly manipulating you to think of yourself as weak to ruin your self esteem. Don't have that defeatist attitude, it ruins lives.
@@christopherweingart9757 "ligue" is french for league 😄
I’m a fan of this girl. I could listen to her all night.
And you will be. LoL.
@@esbenjakobsen4575 at least we know what we are getting into with this one 😂
@@earthling2007 For real! :D And Nikki is very attractive NGL.
She’s so funny! The delivery and timing on point.
As a man shes not kidding about posing. I cant help but stare at times.
Posturing work for men too. Stand tall, puff up your chest, make you taller and look more muscular
I feel like everytime Nikki is speaking, Conan is hoping it's not too dirty for TV.
She is the kind of girl who can hang out with the boys. We'd accept her in a heartbeat
Pretty sure we wouldn’t be hanging out with her for her sense of humour
eye roll.... You think that's the like the highest compliment for women? Being invited to hang out with the dudes?
@@sharoncohen318 yes, yes it is....
@@sharoncohen318 yes
@@captaincrunch72 Well it's not
She is looking for the wrong type of men.
Bingo.
She isn't looking for a man - just part of the routine. I'm sure she has whoever she wants when she wants them. Probably a regular boyfriend, but they don't say that.
I think it's less to do with airing our junk and more to do with taking every possible chance to not squash it
Glad to see this in the comments.
It’s about avoiding the very specific kind of pains and unpleasant sensations that come with balls being squished.
@@minorbreakthrough Anyone who sat on their own balls or moved wrong "man spreads".
She doesn't need to work on her personality bcs she already nailed it 👌
She’s got to be on Conan Needs A Friend
tdehnert16 that podcast is dead
She just taped an episode, so future you is in luck!
@@fredriksvard2603 how is it dead?
I love how her whole set is just satirical but extremely subtle about it 😂😂
3:28 I started genuinely loudly laughing for a good 20 seconds whilst completely alone.
Anyone know what conan's jacket brand is? Its dope
There is no way she should be single, unless she just wants to be single. She is very attractive...body and personality...and so funny!
She is 35 so lets just say her days are over.
@@biplav32 phahahahahahahahahahahaha
3:32 ... the moment Conan gave up on life.. 🤣
The audience was choked up about a woman talking sexual honesty and she fires bullets that I love to listen to.
Wow she made Conan to feel very uncomfortable - that's a big accomplishment!
She's right... You can't motorboat a personality.
Ladies... nobody ever said you can't sit like us... you're literally the only ones that care about it.
Lol yeah, or they chose to wear skirts which means they couldn't. Unless they do want men staring for real, lol.
1:31 her face when Conan interrupts her joke.
Women everywhere are like this
They played it off pretty well at least
The real her almost came out. Swallow. Focus. Be a pro.
@@bobmcbobbington9220 if you ever see this face, RUN it means they are NOT a healthy person. lol
I actually think that expression was part of the delivery of the next line
Conan's expressions are just everything that makes me even more uncomfortable and laugh harder.
She's real, I believe her... They took her walls..