The Truth of all of Half life is that Gordon never wore a helmet, and he was exposed to enough radiation that he developed tumors in his brain and hallucinated the entire thing.
Jolly is laughing that the alarm disconnects the computer, as if a secret bunker research lab wouldn’t immediately disconnect any network access to prevent intruders gaining access to sensitive information
part one of skips the game starts at 6:15 the game without the tram line 15:25 the resonace cascade 1:12:17 jolly comes back from getting pandol 1:25:43 jolly shuts up 2:34:43 skip of him leaving for a bit and him fucking around with console commands 3:46:23
- Here in Minnesota in general, we call "Casseroles" a *Hotdish.* Like Tater-Tot Hot Dish! ;-P YUM! Lived here most of my life but never had it until I was 19! *It's EASY to make+bake, inexpensive* (4LBS of food = >$20 USD) *& DAMN GOOD!!!* You and your brother will have leftovers for DAYS!! Go look up the recipe, trust me it's awesome!! **
I love the "that was you know who's lunch" with the microwave. Nicely setting up the eternal enmity that Dr Magnusson has tor Freeman messing up his lunch on the day the world ended...
In my head canon the scientist at the entry to the test chamber actually is the narrator from the Stanley Parable, and is silently narrating Gordon's entire life.
In America, bussing tables is the act of taking all of the silverware and plates off to be washed. A busboy (or the more modern gender neutral "busser") is someone who busses tables for a restaurant.
3:09:11 Jolly:*use barney as meat shield* Valve:ok....... I mean that's pretty evil Vortigaunt and Difficulty:Dont worry i will erase his shield right now
I wish I could have higher quality vods, but the website I use sometimes just refuses to download high-quality videos, and even a 480p stream takes up 3 GB of space.
@@jollywangoresstreams7250 youtube-dl, if you can figure out the auth thing, should do it (but even if you can't it works with non-mature or whatever Twitch has). They did fix it up some like the before yesterday, and added auth token support, but as of this comment it ain't officially released yet, and there's no telling when they release cuz it's all-manual although the compilation and testing's automatic (which you can download off GitHub).
@@jollywangoresstreams7250 Have you tried RUclips-DLG (GUI version)? Lke youtube-dl above but better. Works for Twitch too, just copy in URL, select 'default' file type > Add > Start (download). This also lets you stop the download or shut down the computer and it'll resume instillation when you come back. If it stops working after a few months, check the cog top right for updates.
The guys on the mug are the chuckle brothers They were amazing and I got to watch them live and get up close with them after a couple times Sadly the one you can only see half of died a couple years ago
I'm not sure if it was the failure to understand the Bus-Boy/Get-The-Fork-Out joke, or the fact he didn't know that PhD means Doctorate pf Philosophy, and that all PhDs are Doctorates of Philosophy that made me realize Jolly has a *lot* of things he doesn't know.
1:01:57 "I've been on my legs for like, 5 whole minutes!" oh man you'd hate my percussion class 2:36:46 I've played black mesa for a few years and I never knew you could do a magcheck
33:53 They were used by the Female protagonists in Half-Life DECAY; "Cheese-AND-Crust" Jolly-Jim, do I have to explain EVERYTHING TO YOU!!?? Being that I played the 1st Demo (HL: "Uplink") and bought the GOTY-Edition of HL1 in 1998, when I was barely 9yrs Old at the time, you can say I'm VERY well versed in the whole Half-Life Lore/whatever... If I wasn't mad, I wouldn't care about yeh!
Sadly I had to play it on my SHITTY eMachines that ran Windows ME/"Millennium-Edition" computer that we had to upgrade to Win98SE (2nd Edition)...... What a dumpster-fire of a 1st Family Computer we had back then....... UGH!
Dear Jolly, I have had so much to say through so much of this, it would have been best if I had attended the stream to say it in time but I think I can sum it all up. Why are you so bad at the only game you play? Thank you,
I had to go back into _The Stanley Parable_ after the discussion of the "broom closet ending", because I had a hunch that they were getting it mixed up with the ending where you just close your office door instead of going outside. They were. If you go in the broom closet, the narrator has a bunch of different lines but none of them end the run. I also finally got around to earning the five years achievement, so thanks for that I guess.
It's not an actual ending, it's a joke. The narrator says "DID YOU GET THE BROOM CLOSET ENDING, THE BROOM CLOSET ENDING IS MY FAVORITE!!!!1!" He's mocking you, and so that easter egg in the game is generally called the broom closet ending
What about Jolly not knowing about Marathon and one of the main characters of that series is literally a smart AI being in charge opening and closing doors on a ship and getting fed up about it.
Disaster priority response is how important it is for you to be evacuated in the event of a disaster. “Discretionary” means optional. I.e. no one cares if you live.
*JOLLY:* If you go play HL1, go into the Console/"~`"-Button, type "THIRDPERSON" and *you'll see he ISN'T wearing a helmet!!!* Then back to FIRSTPERSON obviously... ;-P Thanks for reading man
starts at 5:39 end of the loong ride: 13:51 finally goes for the suit 33:41 ......................................... 39:10 he finally goes in the glass secure door 51:11 he finally reaches the other one 56:05, ( for real man cant he be slower than this?) 1:00:54 he goes in it begins 1:06:30 finally he press it... 1:10:57 he pushes it in dude... 1:12:16 1:25:37 break is over
>I thought HEV ran on Windows... OH DOS... He gets happy because HEV runs on MORE OUTDATED OS... instead of more improved modern OS that was built upon DOS. Hmm...
If Gordon's wearing a helmet, where is it? When he goes to put on the HEV suit, it's just the suit there, no helmet. Unless he came to the office with his own HEV helmet
Find me one place that says it's canon lmao. I mean literally every other HEV suit we see in xen has a helmet on mate, why would Gordon's be different? Doesn't make any sense. Next time keep your mouth shut before you try incorrectly correcting people.
I wish I could have higher quality vods, but the website I use sometimes just refuses to download high-quality videos, and even a 480p stream takes up 3 GB of space.
"Great" video.Probably the only one when you can skip more that an hour and return to find out, that literally nothing happened. Why even have a game on screen at this point? Just put in a screenshot and talk random bull**it over it for a few hours, much easier and literally zero difference in content.
Are you aware this channel isn't the person in the stream? So there's no point complaining about it here. Also stop complaining altogether because this guy just takes his time, get over it
The Truth of all of Half life is that Gordon never wore a helmet, and he was exposed to enough radiation that he developed tumors in his brain and hallucinated the entire thing.
Nah mate gordon is just drunk as hell and started playing with black mesa tech.
@@Helldiver5n23 Barney gave his beer to him and he drank it
@@winmyint6514 bout that beer i no longer owe ya.
@@Helldiver5n23 lol.
G man would have removed the tumors
I love how he played crack mesa first.
imagine if crack mesa had d20 frag grenades
@@DE0.01 Like Cursed Halo? Just imagine throwing one and a ton of bouncing glocks shooting around
Did he make a video about it?
Jolly is laughing that the alarm disconnects the computer, as if a secret bunker research lab wouldn’t immediately disconnect any network access to prevent intruders gaining access to sensitive information
Joel Nielsen fucking killed it with the music in Black Mesa.
part one of skips
the game starts at 6:15
the game without the tram line 15:25
the resonace cascade 1:12:17
jolly comes back from getting pandol 1:25:43
jolly shuts up 2:34:43
skip of him leaving for a bit and him fucking around with console commands 3:46:23
wow jolly took 1 hour just to fuck around instead of progressing
@@squeemcgee1086 yep
13:10
Doesn't know what discretion is
@@squeemcgee1086that’s what happens when he sets the difficulty to hard even though he sucks
30:13 That's actually Dr. Magnusson's casserole...
- Here in Minnesota in general, we call "Casseroles" a *Hotdish.* Like Tater-Tot Hot Dish! ;-P YUM! Lived here most of my life but never had it until I was 19! *It's EASY to make+bake, inexpensive* (4LBS of food = >$20 USD) *& DAMN GOOD!!!* You and your brother will have leftovers for DAYS!! Go look up the recipe, trust me it's awesome!!
**
2:35:00 “Gordon has the arm of a little girl”
Throws a grenade across a chasm
2:35:40
I love the "that was you know who's lunch" with the microwave. Nicely setting up the eternal enmity that Dr Magnusson has tor Freeman messing up his lunch on the day the world ended...
I love how he not even started the resonace cascade after 1 hour of gameplay
Jolly: *does something*
Chat: dumb shit
because that is what Jolly mostly does.
In my head canon the scientist at the entry to the test chamber actually is the narrator from the Stanley Parable, and is silently narrating Gordon's entire life.
In America, bussing tables is the act of taking all of the silverware and plates off to be washed. A busboy (or the more modern gender neutral "busser") is someone who busses tables for a restaurant.
We have bussers in Australia, jolly is just uncultured.
@@AppleManiagaming oh okay. I thought you might just call them something different.
3:09:11
Jolly:*use barney as meat shield*
Valve:ok....... I mean that's pretty evil Vortigaunt and Difficulty:Dont worry i will erase his shield right now
fun fact the game is made by crowbar collective not valve
Why am I watching this now, and why am I enjoying it
Who knows
Jolly fucking up American geography and giving those fuckers a taste of their own bullshit. Love Jolly so much, he's a true hero.
Sad this does not exist in higher than 480p >,
I wish I could have higher quality vods, but the website I use sometimes just refuses to download high-quality videos, and even a 480p stream takes up 3 GB of space.
@@jollywangoresstreams7250 It's just like his older videos.
@@jollywangoresstreams7250 youtube-dl, if you can figure out the auth thing, should do it (but even if you can't it works with non-mature or whatever Twitch has). They did fix it up some like the before yesterday, and added auth token support, but as of this comment it ain't officially released yet, and there's no telling when they release cuz it's all-manual although the compilation and testing's automatic (which you can download off GitHub).
@@jollywangoresstreams7250 Have you tried RUclips-DLG (GUI version)? Lke youtube-dl above but better. Works for Twitch too, just copy in URL, select 'default' file type > Add > Start (download). This also lets you stop the download or shut down the computer and it'll resume instillation when you come back. If it stops working after a few months, check the cog top right for updates.
@@jollywangoresstreams7250 I CANT BEALIVE THAT YOU WAS THE GUY WHO BEAT HL 1 IN 4 FUCKING HOURS
IT FUCKING FRUSTRATING TO WATCH!!
45:00 he said helmet was part of the suit, suggesting that the new one is removable. Like we see on other characters. So it lines up pretty well.
The guys on the mug are the chuckle brothers
They were amazing and I got to watch them live and get up close with them after a couple times
Sadly the one you can only see half of died a couple years ago
As the good book says: To me, To you.
I’m glad a steam on the pre public release of black mesa has discussions such as Jared from subway
Half life alyx breaks his entire argument
I'm not sure if it was the failure to understand the Bus-Boy/Get-The-Fork-Out joke, or the fact he didn't know that PhD means Doctorate pf Philosophy, and that all PhDs are Doctorates of Philosophy that made me realize Jolly has a *lot* of things he doesn't know.
To be honest, i was today years old when i learned what PhD means
The best part is then he tried to pretend he was smarter than anyone else all stream.
No he didn't, jolly just doesn't have a humble bone in his body.
"so where is new mexico? i thought we were in america- or is new mexico a part of america?"
"Either it was Breen, or it was G-Man's."
It was Dr. Magneson's microwave casserole. There's a callback to it in HL2E3.
E3 doesn't exist
“I’m just following orders” Good soldiers follow orders.
"As long as we follow standard insertion procedures, everything will be fine."
That's what she said!
THE KNOCKING SCARED THE LIFE OUT OF ME! im on the second story, 1 in the morning, and living in a hellhole of America
So Detroit then?
Chicago?
1:01:57
"I've been on my legs for like, 5 whole minutes!"
oh man you'd hate my percussion class
2:36:46
I've played black mesa for a few years and I never knew you could do a magcheck
33:53 They were used by the Female protagonists in Half-Life DECAY; "Cheese-AND-Crust" Jolly-Jim, do I have to explain EVERYTHING TO YOU!!?? Being that I played the 1st Demo (HL: "Uplink") and bought the GOTY-Edition of HL1 in 1998, when I was barely 9yrs Old at the time, you can say I'm VERY well versed in the whole Half-Life Lore/whatever... If I wasn't mad, I wouldn't care about yeh!
Sadly I had to play it on my SHITTY eMachines that ran Windows ME/"Millennium-Edition" computer that we had to upgrade to Win98SE (2nd Edition)...... What a dumpster-fire of a 1st Family Computer we had back then....... UGH!
“You don’t show your main character in a helmet.”, *Offended Doom Music begins to play*
Exactly.
Halo theme plays
Dear Jolly,
I have had so much to say through so much of this, it would have been best if I had attended the stream to say it in time but I think I can sum it all up.
Why are you so bad at the only game you play?
Thank you,
I had to go back into _The Stanley Parable_ after the discussion of the "broom closet ending", because I had a hunch that they were getting it mixed up with the ending where you just close your office door instead of going outside. They were. If you go in the broom closet, the narrator has a bunch of different lines but none of them end the run.
I also finally got around to earning the five years achievement, so thanks for that I guess.
It's not an actual ending, it's a joke. The narrator says "DID YOU GET THE BROOM CLOSET ENDING, THE BROOM CLOSET ENDING IS MY FAVORITE!!!!1!" He's mocking you, and so that easter egg in the game is generally called the broom closet ending
"Say... my name"
"Gordon Freeman.."
"Yer godamn right."
fact capacitors start to fail after 105% overload, so yeah that would make quite the explosion.
17:51 kind of ironic because one of the chapters is named "Questionable Ethics" lmfao
hurts to watch it on 480p but it's jolly so...
What about Jolly not knowing about Marathon and one of the main characters of that series is literally a smart AI being in charge opening and closing doors on a ship and getting fed up about it.
Disaster priority response is how important it is for you to be evacuated in the event of a disaster.
“Discretionary” means optional. I.e. no one cares if you live.
Dr.Magnuson's casserole
THE FUCKING DOOR NOCKING GOT ME DAMNIT at worst time too ;-;
I wouldn't at all be surprised for Black Mesa scientists to use Fahrenheit instead of Celsius XD
"So where is New Mexico?" HMM AH YES
I could feel my IQ dropping the whole time I was watching this
14:27 Did Gordon just greet the guard?! 👀
2:25:00
That damned knock got me! Night here...
Who else is here because these vids aren't up on Jollys twitch page anymore?
*JOLLY:* If you go play HL1, go into the Console/"~`"-Button, type "THIRDPERSON" and *you'll see he ISN'T wearing a helmet!!!* Then back to FIRSTPERSON obviously... ;-P Thanks for reading man
This isn’t jolly’s channel
that's because it's a multiplayer model
your not supposed to see your character in single player
You don’t show the main character with a helmet on, What about Master Chef!
*chief
Master chief has a helmet on soo ummm
that's because the helmet and armor is kind of his brand, your not really supposed to see him
I mean his face is a helmet it's confirmed by using free cam in halo 1 he's just a mini helmet in a larger helmet
DooM Guy.
Yeah i'm late but why is the video max quality in 480p tho?
My favorite line of gordon is "_"
Holy hell headcrabs used to do 20dmg per hit??
one can have an optional helmet and choose to wear the helmet.
starts at 5:39
end of the loong ride: 13:51
finally goes for the suit 33:41
......................................... 39:10
he finally goes in the glass secure door 51:11
he finally reaches the other one 56:05,
( for real man cant he be slower than this?)
1:00:54 he goes in it begins
1:06:30 finally he press it...
1:10:57 he pushes it in
dude... 1:12:16
1:25:37 break is over
I give up
I am done
Hahaha 1:10:57 and 1:12:16 are exactly the same shot... divided by 90 seconds. What the was he doing?
@@delisov2 His game crashed and was forced to load to an old save file.
>I thought HEV ran on Windows... OH DOS...
He gets happy because HEV runs on MORE OUTDATED OS... instead of more improved modern OS that was built upon DOS. Hmm...
lotta good that bible did them
Maxwell's demon? I love it.
That mug is from chuckle brothers
If Gordon's wearing a helmet, where is it? When he goes to put on the HEV suit, it's just the suit there, no helmet. Unless he came to the office with his own HEV helmet
Folds into the torso.
@@PepicWalrus like Dead space suits
Love watching jolly makes me feel very jolly XD
Jolly for the love of God deal with the enemies first then look around.
At 4:09:13 how on earth did the random chance manage to make the corpses look so much like Chad Soldier vs Virgin Scientist??? Lol
3:15:51 Jolly comes out of the closet.
26:10 is one of the best things I have ever seen
I take it back, ruclips.net/video/3oQ4MEJ1elc/видео.html is the best thing. What an obscure reference to put into the mod.
thats some nice resolution huh
Galunga!?
2:07:00 another lift that works.
Scientists would use Kelvin not Celsius
Jolly pretending the helmet was ever on is hilarious. That’s cannon that there is no helmet
Find me one place that says it's canon lmao. I mean literally every other HEV suit we see in xen has a helmet on mate, why would Gordon's be different? Doesn't make any sense.
Next time keep your mouth shut before you try incorrectly correcting people.
I had no idea Jolly is Australian
Surprising, considering how Australian he sounds
That was so unsatisfying.
Why is this 480p
You better make like a tree and get out of here
1 Hour is literally exploring sector c black mesa
maybe speedrunner already finish the game
480p likes this
WOAH, SO HD, OMG.
Jolly:i hate Steam
Gabe Newell: another one to the killing list
Xd
1:54.54 scientist eyes
HD af
480p? 🤨
thx for the 1p video quality wdf 😂
480p in 2020 BRUH
he wasted 1 minute on the stupid door and kept going back and forth even though there was nothing in the fucking room
1:16:21 The was a chair
How many hours did it take you to finish this 9 million?
Why is it only 480p
I wish I could have higher quality vods, but the website I use sometimes just refuses to download high-quality videos, and even a 480p stream takes up 3 GB of space.
There is not Xen
2020 and 480p... ewww.
last
How can I play this? Is this a mod?
It’s on steam
14:29 to skip the tram part
are u rel yoyi
Because of your door antics I have to skip around in this video because I can't stand it.
I HATE THE FACT THAT HE TAKES TOO LONG TO EVEN PROGRESS OMG
"Great" video.Probably the only one when you can skip more that an hour and return to find out, that literally nothing happened. Why even have a game on screen at this point? Just put in a screenshot and talk random bull**it over it for a few hours, much easier and literally zero difference in content.
Want some fries with that salt?
Are you aware this channel isn't the person in the stream? So there's no point complaining about it here. Also stop complaining altogether because this guy just takes his time, get over it
@@ethanlivemere1162 No
@@kamankankai5666 I assume you mean no as in you weren't aware
@@ethanlivemere1162 No
I’m a huge fan of Jolly’s videos but I’ve never actually played Half Life! Excited to understand some of the background for the games and mods.