Let's Make a Game Console! - Scott The Woz

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  • Опубликовано: 5 июл 2024
  • Scott puts his ability to oust any and all game companies to use by coming up with ideas for new Xbox, PlayStation and Nintendo systems!
    Twitter: / scottthewoz
    Facebook: / scottthewoz
    Instagram: / scottthewoz
    Music Used:
    "The Wheels of Industry" by Robert Sharples
    "Main Theme" from Mega Man Battle Network
    "Mudholes" from Castle Crashers
    "Banjoland (Jiggy Challenge) from Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts
    "Credits 1" from Ape Escape
    "Parasail" from The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
    "Dr. Light" from Mega Man X
    "Warp Room" from Crash Bandicoot: Warped
    "Clawdaddy Beach" from Yoshi's Woolly World
    "Windmill Hills" from Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
    "Menu" from SNES Classic Edition
    "Creating a Mii" from Miitomo
    "Shuffle" from 1-2 Switch
    "Mario Kart Stadium" from Mario Kart 8
    "Breakout" from 3D Dot Game Heroes
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Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @sarasgameroom6165
    @sarasgameroom6165 3 года назад +1264

    16:47
    Fun Fact! In a reddit AmA, Scott was asked "What the biggest waste of time you've experienced as it related to your RUclips career?
    " and he responded "Driving four hours in total to go to the Kellogg's HQ for the ending of Let's Make a Game Console
    "
    All for a 4 second gag

    • @thefollower2933
      @thefollower2933 3 года назад +37

      Absolute madman

    • @gavinthecrafter
      @gavinthecrafter 2 года назад +43

      Probably up there along with buying 50 packets of Chips Ahoy for a two second gag

    • @nintenerd4070
      @nintenerd4070 2 года назад +30

      @@gavinthecrafter At least he could eat those. Plus he got a free sea of thieves item with every purchase

    • @spamaccount8979
      @spamaccount8979 2 года назад +2

      What about him buying an entire pyramid of Play-Doh for a 2 second gag

    • @lunastie39
      @lunastie39 2 года назад +1

      @@gavinthecrafter it's possible that he just returned them afterwards or something. with this there's no way to "fake" it

  • @theben2g703
    @theben2g703 4 года назад +2296

    Scott: after Xbox one I’ll really take any name
    Microsoft:Xbox series X

    • @oldcolonslash4251
      @oldcolonslash4251 4 года назад +155

      To be fair, pulling the Xbox out of the "even more grandiose number" naming scheme is just good future proofing. I mean, what would come after the Xbox Infinite? The Xbox Bajillion Million Infinillion?

    • @dickkickem329
      @dickkickem329 4 года назад +92

      Xbox XXX

    • @charbert5692
      @charbert5692 4 года назад +38

      2024
      Microsoft: we are anouncing Xbox seireis x x

    • @msand3680
      @msand3680 4 года назад +3

      Ok

    • @andrewjazdzyk1215
      @andrewjazdzyk1215 4 года назад +49

      Xbox infinite would have paired nicely with halo infinite tho

  • @theog7077
    @theog7077 4 года назад +2118

    Guys, Scitt drove 4 hours to the Kellogg’s HQ just for a 2 second gag. That’s dedication.

    • @theog7077
      @theog7077 3 года назад +38

      havan ramos no, you don’t get it

    • @Memelord007
      @Memelord007 3 года назад +9

      @shittymeme guyperson ikr

    • @bigshreknotsmallshrek6657
      @bigshreknotsmallshrek6657 3 года назад +60

      Vsauce went to India just to put a 30 second clip

    • @a1shketchup
      @a1shketchup 3 года назад +19

      S C I T T

    • @oolexer
      @oolexer 3 года назад +10

      @@Memelord007 ya mean “ikr right”

  • @strangeavocado9279
    @strangeavocado9279 4 года назад +349

    “Some of this may be extremely unrealistic.”
    No, a lot of these are now happening.

    • @CDONIT
      @CDONIT 2 года назад +16

      Yeah like the Nintendo classics now. Even the concept he put out looks alot like their actual menu

    • @tomfu1616
      @tomfu1616 10 месяцев назад +1

      ehh, not the switch ones. Some of those are too unrealistic to keep prices low when combined

  • @hypernova7
    @hypernova7 5 лет назад +1989

    Soujaboy watched this video and said “I can do that.”

    • @jonathansimmons2607
      @jonathansimmons2607 5 лет назад +27

      He didn't actually make the console or was even involved with it at all, he just dropshipped a cheap emulator from AliExpress and sold it for double the price

    • @cloudyn333
      @cloudyn333 5 лет назад +12

      @PBJ Productions nigga u just wooshing for no fuckin reason

    • @insertnameheretopleae
      @insertnameheretopleae 5 лет назад

      hahahaahahahahaha

    • @punishediskala7314
      @punishediskala7314 5 лет назад +7

      @Top Shagger You're a funny one aren't you?

    • @sewhole1386
      @sewhole1386 5 лет назад +1

      @PBJ Productions A woosh is for when someone doesn't get the joke.
      Now let me hit you please.

  • @Wheagg
    @Wheagg 5 лет назад +876

    12:10
    "Now this may be a fire hazard but"
    Scott literally everything you just said is a fire hazard

    • @lilchung420
      @lilchung420 4 года назад +5

      I’m sorry I can like this comment right now

    • @saltyhasnochill5249
      @saltyhasnochill5249 4 года назад +27

      *falls in lava*
      *controller sets fire*

    • @truenickspivak
      @truenickspivak 3 года назад +2

      Salty has No chill *falls in lava gets protected by cooling controller*

    • @sealbe1885
      @sealbe1885 2 года назад +3

      Wasn't it planned for the ps5 do the temperature thing with its controller?

    • @Wheagg
      @Wheagg 2 года назад +8

      @@sealbe1885 that's actually probably not too ill-advised since the internals don't generate any heat. But it would strain the hell out of the battery

  • @nintendofanatic2837
    @nintendofanatic2837 2 года назад +96

    The fact Scott predicted some things is incredible

  • @NiceLadSM
    @NiceLadSM Год назад +51

    You got the PS5 switch thing scarily correct

  • @WoxyBoxy
    @WoxyBoxy 5 лет назад +3371

    I just want a Switch Lite so we can call it the “LiteSwitch”.

    • @TexdroidTFT
      @TexdroidTFT 4 года назад +968

      Hey all, Texdroid here. I just came from the future to say: congratulations your dream has come true... Also there has been a mysterious epidemic recently called robo-ebola, doctors still doesnt know the cause of this disease. But let me tell you, oh boy has been really killin it rn

    • @electr_icity4613
      @electr_icity4613 4 года назад +508

      This comment is terrifying.

    • @djspeed5569
      @djspeed5569 4 года назад +468

      Congratulations. You're a prophet.

    • @squirrelproductions6566
      @squirrelproductions6566 4 года назад +184

      my god

    • @cris-ih5vt
      @cris-ih5vt 4 года назад +282

      This aged well

  • @flameguy21
    @flameguy21 6 лет назад +309

    You fell in lava? Your controller bursts into flames.

    • @nicolasmartinez4337
      @nicolasmartinez4337 6 лет назад +3

      Thanks for the chuckle

    • @Aaronatorr
      @Aaronatorr 6 лет назад +2

      That Flame Assassin Guy What if you're underwater?

    • @tipperr4827
      @tipperr4827 6 лет назад +23

      Aaronatorr your controller spurts water everywhere

    • @djsergioner
      @djsergioner 5 лет назад +9

      @@tipperr4827 squirts. Your controller squirts.

    • @kristyosborne3416
      @kristyosborne3416 4 года назад

      @@tipperr4827 you like a squirter

  • @quiqueh8808
    @quiqueh8808 4 года назад +665

    Scott Predicted The PS5, Labo VR, and the new Switch Revision

  • @UsernameU222
    @UsernameU222 4 года назад +147

    Scott "I'd call in the XBox Infinity"
    Halo Team Head "Write that down! Tell me you wrote that down!"
    Guy Writing "uh... yes."

    • @ABoxIsMyHome
      @ABoxIsMyHome 3 года назад +5

      Halo infinite was announced before this video and he references halo infinite in it

  • @HarlemDuck
    @HarlemDuck 6 лет назад +5145

    Scott's upload schedule is more reliable than father's child support payments

    • @nintendozilla9843
      @nintendozilla9843 6 лет назад +30

      LOL

    • @Mr._Lechkar
      @Mr._Lechkar 6 лет назад +91

      And Scott's puns are funnier than a can of spinach.

    • @morphgoop1907
      @morphgoop1907 6 лет назад +7

      HarlemDuck psX would be cool tho so it was worth it

    • @BagofBonesJAW
      @BagofBonesJAW 6 лет назад +5

      How often does he upload?

    • @dkuhnle2
      @dkuhnle2 6 лет назад +9

      this is, without a doubt, the best comment i have ever seen

  • @djaydeved
    @djaydeved 6 лет назад +340

    switch 2.0
    adds pitctochat

  • @thorwhoisacat
    @thorwhoisacat 3 года назад +116

    I love how Scott told us he had come up with a new game when really it was just an unknown minigame from the wii party franchise. (Spot the Sneak.)

    • @pranavanand7346
      @pranavanand7346 2 года назад +11

      Yes thank you for this comment
      - Fellow Wii Party Owner

    • @thorwhoisacat
      @thorwhoisacat 2 года назад +2

      @@pranavanand7346 i don’t own wii party. Nor have i ever played it

    • @tomfu1616
      @tomfu1616 2 года назад +5

      As someone who immediately realized its just spot the sneak, yes

  • @TheVectorPlayer
    @TheVectorPlayer 7 месяцев назад +7

    8:38 So... Scott predicted the Playstation Portal.

  • @dechefmane3526
    @dechefmane3526 6 лет назад +1604

    Yeah let's make a console that only plays Madden 08.

    • @supercullen0047
      @supercullen0047 6 лет назад +4

      Eric Escibedi Oh god please no

    • @Sean-ig2uf
      @Sean-ig2uf 6 лет назад +52

      SuperCullen004 PLEASE YES!!!

    • @pasta8787
      @pasta8787 6 лет назад +30

      Eric Escibedi the new madden 08 system will include games such as, madden 08 2, madden 08 remastered, madden 08 3, madden 08: return, madden 08 extreme and more

    • @bootleg1202
      @bootleg1202 6 лет назад +1

      supr maro 46 I think 10k will kill our eyeballs

    • @regirayquaza
      @regirayquaza 6 лет назад +2

      Eric Escibedi I preferred Madden 07.

  • @filippozeme4086
    @filippozeme4086 4 года назад +565

    Do a video where you pitch a concept for a hypothetical Sega's comeback as console manufacturer

    • @the_rustydoornob1164
      @the_rustydoornob1164 4 года назад +30

      I would love that and come back with a retro 90's theme too like their old slogans

    • @fakegrant
      @fakegrant 4 года назад +36

      A hybrid console like the switch with the slogan “Sega doesn’t do what Nintendon’t!”

    • @JustJacobe
      @JustJacobe 4 года назад +13

      @@fakegrant That would be, AMAZING, as a Nintendo fanboy, seeing that would be INSANE.

    • @backwardsface3046
      @backwardsface3046 3 года назад +17

      @@fakegrant no. “Sega does what Nintendoes”

    • @fakegrant
      @fakegrant 3 года назад +1

      @@backwardsface3046 my bad

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 3 года назад +46

    I like how despite this being a video where Scott imagines what the next console generation will be like , such as new Ratchet and Clank , Horizon , Vr for the Switch , and with how things looking who knows what else he possibly got right.

  • @amani6045
    @amani6045 3 года назад +46

    am i the only one who found it hilarious when he said “a new horizons game” then the switch icon showed

  • @tealyg99
    @tealyg99 6 лет назад +283

    Right so my console idea is a portable touchscreen with detachable controllers.. the console can also be connected to the tv via a stand of some sort.. I’ll call it the swap.

  • @ophi7016
    @ophi7016 4 года назад +1824

    “Allowing you to play games on your tablet or something as long as you’re connected to the internet.”
    *Scott predicted Stadia*

    • @bogonelle
      @bogonelle 4 года назад +10

      Nintendo has entered the chat

    • @VGamingJunkieVT
      @VGamingJunkieVT 4 года назад +32

      It didn’t start the idea, OnLive was a thing long before then.

    • @AMOTI222
      @AMOTI222 4 года назад +1

      Ur right

    • @sylv512
      @sylv512 4 года назад +20

      *Sony* has joined the game
      *Microsoft* has joined the game
      *Sony* was slain by *Microsoft*
      *Sony* has left the game

    • @unknownwill4th549
      @unknownwill4th549 4 года назад +4

      Sega did it first
      *SEGA CHANNEL*

  • @kieran.grant_
    @kieran.grant_ 3 года назад +11

    Scott was so accurate on the new PlayStation and Xbox consoles that I have great hope for the Switch 2.0 being what he describes.

    • @CDONIT
      @CDONIT 2 года назад

      And almost very much was

    • @nintyfanr
      @nintyfanr Год назад +1

      Temperate changing controllers is SUCH a Nintendo idea, I can see it happening, maybe not for Switch 2.0 but at some point in the future

    • @kieran.grant_
      @kieran.grant_ Год назад +3

      @@nintyfanr it's a cool idea (heh), but in terms of making it a reality temperature changing controllers are out of the picture. You could definitely have controllers that warm up quickly/quietly/efficiently, but there isn't much use for a heated controller. And for cooling off, well that would be a nightmare to make. The only method of cooling off that would be remotely feasible would be to use fans inside the controller that blow on the players hands, which would be noisy and largely ineffective. Plus it would open up the inside of the controller to dirt and grime.

    • @nintyfanr
      @nintyfanr Год назад

      @@kieran.grant_ True, true, didn't think about the mechanical/technical aspects but hey maybe in like 2050 we'll find a way to do it efficiently

    • @sinisternorimaki
      @sinisternorimaki Год назад

      ​@@nintyfanrFire hazard, you say?

  • @gustavod.4795
    @gustavod.4795 Год назад +10

    8:40 Did you find that somewhere or are you from the future?

  • @Aurelius_unofficial
    @Aurelius_unofficial 5 лет назад +436

    The reason Nintendo can't have "real" voice chat is probably because of them wanting to keep their pg nature, and people yelling swears over a mic or something wouldn't help it.

    • @phantominferno814
      @phantominferno814 4 года назад +110

      Just imagine some 8 year old having the n word screamed at him while he was playing Splatoon next to his mom

    • @SEiMEi_EXiSTS
      @SEiMEi_EXiSTS 4 года назад +36

      I'd dream of the day when someone will scream "I fornicated with your mother" in a voice chat through a Nintendo console!

    • @juliethefoxcoon
      @juliethefoxcoon 4 года назад

      @@lol-ih1tl what? then why do fuck tons of people use voice chat on ps4 and xbox?

    • @juliethefoxcoon
      @juliethefoxcoon 3 года назад +1

      @@lol-ih1tl that's pretty much of all the nintendo market

    • @mishb3
      @mishb3 3 года назад +1

      *f o r t n i t e i n t e n s i f i e s*

  • @noahramos1768
    @noahramos1768 5 лет назад +266

    16:50 just want to point out that he drove all the way to battle creek MICHIGAN for a joke...gotta love the dedication

    • @nmotschidontwannagivemyrea8932
      @nmotschidontwannagivemyrea8932 4 года назад +7

      Or he was already going there, anyway. Or he used a greenscreen.

    • @rosearchfield843
      @rosearchfield843 4 года назад +71

      @@nmotschidontwannagivemyrea8932 He said on reddit that he drove four hours just for that shot.

    • @spectrfox7661
      @spectrfox7661 4 года назад +6

      @@rosearchfield843 Oh why

    • @rosearchfield843
      @rosearchfield843 4 года назад +17

      @@spectrfox7661 His dedication I guess. He just mentioned that he drove 4 hours to thier headquarters for the shot.

    • @PokeMario-pk4ot
      @PokeMario-pk4ot 4 года назад +13

      What a madlad

  • @firedemongames7760
    @firedemongames7760 Год назад +8

    GUYS HE PREDICTED PROJECT Q

  • @char782
    @char782 3 года назад +12

    I agree with Scott on the Switch 2.0. Its exactly what I want, and would make me so happy. Nintendo, hire this guy

  • @LordEpos
    @LordEpos 5 лет назад +1924

    Switch 2.0 is fine, but...
    "The Nintendo Switcheroo"
    That is all.

  • @RetroBeetle
    @RetroBeetle 5 лет назад +491

    5:24
    I legitimately thought this was an ad for a second. I get too many PlayStation ads on RUclips...

    • @weirdgamer3863
      @weirdgamer3863 5 лет назад +3

      RetroBeetle i did too

    • @specialsnowflake7646
      @specialsnowflake7646 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah i get too many PlayStation ads too

    • @smasher162
      @smasher162 5 лет назад +2

      for me its on twitch o_0

    • @shady9044
      @shady9044 5 лет назад +2

      Too many Xbox ads on RUclips for me...lol.

    • @nintendokiwi4322
      @nintendokiwi4322 5 лет назад +2

      Omg same I lifted my hand to skip it but it disappeared😂😂😂

  • @PK_FIRE-pew-pew
    @PK_FIRE-pew-pew 6 месяцев назад +3

    It’s kinda crazy how Scott basically predicted the ps5 portal frome the dising to the functionality

  • @ErrorWasFound
    @ErrorWasFound Год назад +8

    *Accidentally describes ps5*

  • @joh.6288
    @joh.6288 6 лет назад +378

    I want to be able to yell “OI C*NT” and for my console to turn on

    • @deedeedont5263
      @deedeedont5263 6 лет назад +4

      ....

    • @aidanquiett668
      @aidanquiett668 6 лет назад +17

      I want my console to wake up my tv so I don't have to look for the remote ever again!

    • @snake4322
      @snake4322 6 лет назад +13

      Aidan Quiett if you have a new TV, it will work for the Switch and PS4!

    • @aidanquiett668
      @aidanquiett668 6 лет назад +1

      Sweet!

    • @SimonZellox
      @SimonZellox 6 лет назад +2

      Aidan Quiett, just turn on HDMI-CEC (sometimes it has other fancy names when TV manufacturers decide to be weird) on both the console and your TV and there you have it.

  • @ami.luvsor
    @ami.luvsor 5 лет назад +537

    Scott one year early: “We should have a new Zelda with the BOTW engine”
    Nintendo, storyboard in their hands: * sweats nervously *

    • @sabbagecavage5690
      @sabbagecavage5690 4 года назад +14

      Hah Scott knows everything about the future of game releases

    • @ItsButters.
      @ItsButters. 3 года назад +4

      Pumps out hyrule warriors in the botw art style

    • @accountrandomnumber182
      @accountrandomnumber182 Год назад +2

      This aged scarily

    • @carterxcarter
      @carterxcarter Год назад

      Scary

    • @ZizZap4
      @ZizZap4 Год назад

      I'm honestly surprised at how much of his Nintendo lineup predictions fits with Nintendo's upcoming releases. We have a new Pikmin, a Pokemon DLC, a new Warioware, and while we aren't getting a remaster of Paper Mario we're getting one of Super Mario RPG.

  • @beelzebubcrumpethorn
    @beelzebubcrumpethorn 3 года назад +10

    Scott predicted so much stuff in this it's almost scary.

  • @someoneelse6969
    @someoneelse6969 Год назад +6

    8:40 How tf did you do that?

  • @Marcosatsu
    @Marcosatsu 6 лет назад +700

    The new Game Dev Tycoon looks great, although there isn't enough "Hey all, Scott here"

  • @zacharywheat6371
    @zacharywheat6371 6 лет назад +88

    Let's call it the "Wii U II"

  • @TazerXI
    @TazerXI 4 года назад +2

    For the switch, they could put a thunderbolt 3 port on the bottom instead of the USB c port. This could allow them to have an eGPU in the dock for better at home performance.

  • @alfie4234
    @alfie4234 3 года назад +21

    9:30 don’t you love it when Scott manages to predict the future? 😂

  • @a-a-ron97
    @a-a-ron97 6 лет назад +62

    Microtransactions only.
    The perfect console

  • @xboxpenguin8705
    @xboxpenguin8705 6 лет назад +102

    A more grippable bottom half - scott 2018

    • @mbdg6810
      @mbdg6810 6 лет назад

      lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      !

    • @imgayandalso3372
      @imgayandalso3372 5 лет назад +1

      OwO

    • @zech6857
      @zech6857 5 лет назад +1

      shawty love me long when i gripped her sides

  • @snobjorn1232
    @snobjorn1232 3 года назад +9

    I got a ps5 ad when Scott started talking about the psX

  • @CosmicF1are
    @CosmicF1are Год назад +5

    Love how he predicted the Pikmin release month 😭

  • @Pepechu
    @Pepechu 6 лет назад +90

    For the switch 2.0, the scrolling shoulder buttons should also have a "lock" button so they don't scroll unintentionally at a time it would be annoying for them to do so.

    • @chrisrichfield8906
      @chrisrichfield8906 6 лет назад +3

      i didn't like the idea but i think a lock would solve my issue with it.

    • @drsalt328
      @drsalt328 6 лет назад +3

      Ayeee wassup homie

    • @Pepechu
      @Pepechu 6 лет назад +3

      Aye fam

    • @TRBG
      @TRBG 6 лет назад

      Yo

  • @cristiangonzalez6968
    @cristiangonzalez6968 6 лет назад +44

    I want the switch to have improved battery life
    *2 min later: yeah lets have a feature that’ll cool done or heat up the joycons

  • @Frawg1
    @Frawg1 4 года назад +50

    Did Scott ever expect the ps5 to be a WiFi router

  • @TheGeorgieStyle
    @TheGeorgieStyle 7 месяцев назад +2

    How did you predict the PlayStation Portal almost correctly 5 years ago??? Very eerie lol

  • @TetraBitGaming
    @TetraBitGaming 6 лет назад +701

    My man out here using Megaman Battle Network music

    • @alphajnitro0072
      @alphajnitro0072 6 лет назад +10

      And castle crashers

    • @cristinavester9638
      @cristinavester9638 6 лет назад +1

      Don’t forget that Megaman X snippet (probably didn’t)

    • @1.21jiggawatts2
      @1.21jiggawatts2 6 лет назад +5

      Scott, instead of PlayStation X, it should be PlayStation V, because V is the Roman numeral for 5

    • @Foril89
      @Foril89 6 лет назад

      Was just about to say that. What a legend

    • @ArukasVT
      @ArukasVT 6 лет назад

      I thought I was the only one I noticed

  • @Rukir
    @Rukir 6 лет назад +102

    i really like scotts upload schedule because it reminds me what day it is

    • @kinorai
      @kinorai 6 лет назад

      Rukir
      ruclips.net/video/NdnZr31382Y/видео.html

    • @caseys2698
      @caseys2698 6 лет назад +1

      Rukir same

    • @sidd8257
      @sidd8257 6 лет назад +1

      Rukir all the sunday uploaders make me really happy it’s sunday

    • @ArshadZahid_nohandleideas
      @ArshadZahid_nohandleideas 11 месяцев назад

      @Jdrocco nah it's still accurate
      if it's a day Scott uploads, then I know that this day is a good day
      I've already seen myself out

    • @ArshadZahid_nohandleideas
      @ArshadZahid_nohandleideas 11 месяцев назад

      @Jdrocco oh thank god I didn't get flamed

  • @TheEminemboss313
    @TheEminemboss313 2 года назад +7

    6:33 he predicted the PlayStation VR 2

  • @SooSkiTzOYT
    @SooSkiTzOYT 6 месяцев назад +2

    homie just casually predicted the PS Portal lol

  • @tallkc2072
    @tallkc2072 4 года назад +698

    2018 Scott - "The next Playstation will launch around November alongside a new IP and a new Ratchet and Clank and a Horizon game coming later."
    2018 Me - "Ok, Nice speculation."
    2020 Me- (Revisits video) HOLY SHIT HE'S A WITCH!

    • @theblockbreakerpog
      @theblockbreakerpog 4 года назад +12

      *BURN THEM ALL*

    • @theblockbreakerpog
      @theblockbreakerpog 4 года назад +4

      Wait that's Game of Thrones

    • @thatoneguyhonk2599
      @thatoneguyhonk2599 4 года назад +6

      literly my reaction burn scatt

    • @WoDoge
      @WoDoge 4 года назад +6

      “He’s a witch” you mean a telepath or a wizard

    • @tallkc2072
      @tallkc2072 4 года назад +12

      @@WoDoge No because it's meant to be like a "Burn the witch" joke

  • @WileHeCoyote
    @WileHeCoyote 5 лет назад +205

    Temperature change in the controllers could be achieved easily with the addition of several small Peltier modules in the key skin contact areas. But! the " ice cold" feeling could only be sustained for 3-6 second intervals, and will probably require the addition of aluminum heat sinks if it is a function to be used frequently. (in a battle you may give or get many "ice attacks" right in a row)
    Without serious extra cost and battery the "cooling" effect would only be able to be VERY momentary. no more then a couple seconds. without proper cooling, the modules will just get hot.
    To have sustained cold grips (even with professional quality peltier modules) would still require tripling the battery pack. as well as a need for a very small and powerful, and quiet, cooling fan and heat sinks and air ducting and all that extra cost and head aches. Not that it matters since these are fictitious consoles....... or are they? :)
    Current Gen controllers could possibly be retro-fitted with a "paint on" hot/cold surface by electro-plating a metal like copper or nickel on to the plastic and then use an "ink" or "paint" comprised of a metal oxide, a carrier, and a binder. but this would be undoubtedly very inefficient. and will probably work fine as a heated grip, but not so great as a "cold-troller" hahaha

    • @nimowa
      @nimowa 5 лет назад +19

      I'm also pretty sure a lot of people would start to panic if their controller suddenly started to heat up. Chances are that not everyone is going to know about it and would likely yeet the controller in response, just in case it caught fire. Especially Samsung N7 owners!

    • @markkemp8540
      @markkemp8540 5 лет назад +4

      You can tell no one had the time to read it because only 25 likes. But that must be because people now are uncultured and don't care about any reality apart from VR

    • @obiwac
      @obiwac 4 года назад +3

      ​@@nimowa then you could have the game tell the user that the controller is heating up? Don't see the issue.
      And North American RUclipsr, why does having a temperature changing controller automatically mean having it enormous and heavy? Nintendo could very well create an efficient enough system for cooling the hot side of the peltier unit, have it smaller, and have a larger battery without increasing bulk, in maybe a few years.

    • @scramblesthedeathdealer
      @scramblesthedeathdealer 4 года назад

      Dude, I don't even like changing batteries in a Wii remote (I take them out while not in use, hopefully increasing their lifespan), more shit consuming power isn't necessary. Recharging stuff constantly also sucks.
      I suppose it could work if, God forbid, the controller had a cord to the system.

    • @obiwac
      @obiwac 4 года назад

      @@scramblesthedeathdealer but how do you know its gonna consume much more battery? Why would you stifle innovation just because the tech we have right now isn't good enough? I don't understand this mindset.

  • @adamabdelaziz7345
    @adamabdelaziz7345 3 года назад +6

    14:34 Scott predicts Among Us

  • @gnoodle9681
    @gnoodle9681 3 года назад +4

    He basically teased the idea of Among Us before it was even a game when he talked about Switch n' Snitch

    • @phet1211
      @phet1211 3 года назад

      y'mean a..murder mystery game?

    • @jackkeller2
      @jackkeller2 3 года назад

      Actually switch n snitch is a direct rip of the Spot the Sneak game mode in Wii Party

  • @GammaKiwi
    @GammaKiwi 6 лет назад +81

    Why call it 'Switch 2.0' when you could call back to the NES/SNES and call it the Super Switch?

    • @consensualsenses
      @consensualsenses 6 лет назад +15

      GammaKiwi Probably because the acronym for that would be called the SS, and that shit don't fly in Germany.
      Or elsewhere, for that matter.

    • @bones9964
      @bones9964 5 лет назад +11

      Soooooo SNS Super Nintendo Switch

    • @bigmanjorge
      @bigmanjorge 5 лет назад +8

      @@consensualsenses ja de ss it has the most über graphics.

    • @DaRealYungRay
      @DaRealYungRay 5 лет назад

      What I was thinking

    • @nolategame6367
      @nolategame6367 5 лет назад +3

      Rage Kage You know Nintendo released a Fire Emblem game called Sacred Stones right? (That was on the GBA and was realeased internationally)

  • @csec9291
    @csec9291 6 лет назад +214

    WhAt AbOuT aTaRi

  • @Alex-gr4tk
    @Alex-gr4tk 3 года назад +6

    15:00 switch among us

  • @Levi_The_One_The_Only
    @Levi_The_One_The_Only 2 года назад +5

    The temperature changing joycons sounds so ridiculous that I can actually believe Nintendo would do it

  • @lukemehaffey9198
    @lukemehaffey9198 5 лет назад +397

    Only game console you need is the Soulja Boy Console

  • @JoDaEpicGuy
    @JoDaEpicGuy 6 лет назад +351

    Chibi
    Robo
    Zip
    Lash

    • @flameprincefinn12Games
      @flameprincefinn12Games 6 лет назад +1

      Gags

    • @TwilightTheCabbit
      @TwilightTheCabbit 6 лет назад +6

      Something tells me that Scott really doesn't like that game. Not sure what, though.

    • @namingisdifficult408
      @namingisdifficult408 6 лет назад +1

      The Neverending Twilight same

    • @1.21jiggawatts2
      @1.21jiggawatts2 6 лет назад +4

      Scott, instead of PlayStation X, it should be PlayStation V, because V is the Roman numeral for 5

    • @sinom
      @sinom 6 лет назад +6

      Gamer boy Tyler that doesn't sound as 80s though.

  • @elijahbluefish7528
    @elijahbluefish7528 3 года назад +2

    it always makes me happy when scott uses music from a unpopular game that much people don't know about like castle crashers

  • @bingchilling3914
    @bingchilling3914 3 года назад +2

    Can't wait to go on my switch 2.0 play Mario and have grill marks in my hands when i leave a lava level

  • @lazasun
    @lazasun 6 лет назад +291

    Ouya 2 please.

  • @thebahooplamaster
    @thebahooplamaster 6 лет назад +858

    After watching this video, I’m now assured that Scott should become the CEO of America when he turns 35.

  • @dalinspeltwrong3674
    @dalinspeltwrong3674 3 года назад +4

    14:42 it's literally spot the sneak from wii party.

  • @combineshowcases
    @combineshowcases Год назад +18

    14:55 Everyone is talking about how Scott drove 4 hours to the Kellogg's HQ for a gag, but no one is talking about how he literally just predicted Among Us

  • @veryviper9209
    @veryviper9209 6 лет назад +76

    Switch and snitch actually sounds awesome

    • @ethan_jw8989
      @ethan_jw8989 5 лет назад

      VeryViper Gaming and Vlogs there is a similar game on the Wii I think. He may of got inspiration from that

    • @ninenoodles5323
      @ninenoodles5323 5 лет назад +3

      Ethan_JW Yeah, it's spot the sneak on Wii Party. That game is pretty awesome

    • @builtdifferent3311
      @builtdifferent3311 5 лет назад

      Sounds like something the police want you to do or someone in prison🤣

  • @inofficialplaytester3271
    @inofficialplaytester3271 4 года назад +171

    Scott: we're gonna upgrade the battery
    nintendo: keep talking **takes notes**

    • @aionicthunder
      @aionicthunder 4 года назад +11

      Well, they didn’t upgrade the battery, they upgraded the CPU so it used less battery, resulting in a longer battery life

    • @mranxiety9995
      @mranxiety9995 3 года назад

      @@aionicthunder dope

  • @literallywhatishappening9291
    @literallywhatishappening9291 3 года назад +8

    After he said a new horizan game, the switch icon showed up. I am guessing he is a time traveler and is giving us hints for animal crossing new horizons. The most craziest part is that on that game part, he said a new aniaml crossing

  • @pengil3
    @pengil3 4 года назад +10

    first of all, we need a less laggy switch online for the switch 2.0

  • @x9x9x9x9x9
    @x9x9x9x9x9 6 лет назад +447

    I was with you until you started talking about heated/cooled joycons. That would require peltier generators and im not even sure how that would work. Nintendo consoles are supposed to be on the cheaper side of the consoles. That right there in todays market hell even 4 years from now would be insanely expensive.

    • @JohnSmith-hy8jj
      @JohnSmith-hy8jj 5 лет назад +68

      It would be pretty cool to have self cooling controllers though. Imagine never dealing with sweaty smash bros palms again.

    • @GFAB3
      @GFAB3 5 лет назад

      x9

    • @x9x9x9x9x9
      @x9x9x9x9x9 5 лет назад +32

      @@JohnSmith-hy8jj hell yeah it would but current technology and thermodynamics makes this almost impossible.

    • @MichaelReineke
      @MichaelReineke 5 лет назад +16

      @@JohnSmith-hy8jj
      Yeah that part broke my suspension of disbelief, but upon further thought, all you'd need is some holes and an output fan on the back to cool, and then a single heating coil there, and have the fan run in reverse to heat.... But ohh man the power draw...

    • @MichaelReineke
      @MichaelReineke 5 лет назад +3

      @@JohnSmith-hy8jj
      The Xbox had some wacky third party controllers that had fans in them for that reason.
      Unfortunately with third party controllers that do special things, they are almost always inferior in every other way, so that gimmick better be worth it.

  • @ethanoppold1225
    @ethanoppold1225 5 лет назад +71

    Nintendo hd remake: wii sports resort remastered. Open world wii sports with new games and all returning sports
    that is my dream

    • @GigaGhostYT
      @GigaGhostYT 4 года назад +4

      Ethan we all dream of that day.

    • @illegalmobster4847
      @illegalmobster4847 4 года назад +1

      you know... this could totally work as no doubt if it did happen we would revisit Wuhu Island, a familiar place to many. along with sports they could also put in the ability to visit the Wii Fit Studio and maybe do yoga if both joy-cons have motion controls.
      another idea to add to the Wii Fit idea is pack in leg and arm straps with their own motion controls for even more controlled movements. What do you think?

    • @sabbagecavage5690
      @sabbagecavage5690 4 года назад +1

      I want a place to chill like animal crossing, but also play mini games with friends

    • @illegalmobster4847
      @illegalmobster4847 4 года назад

      @@sabbagecavage5690 yes exactly 100%.

    • @monolith253
      @monolith253 4 года назад

      Yay! Now I can get knocked out by Matt! Again! IN HD!!!

  • @Liggliluff
    @Liggliluff 3 года назад +3

    (13:15) I'm not saying you're wrong, but it sounds very wrong. The input delay is due to the distance from you to the server, as well as the quality, stability and capacity of the connection, and the number of other servers you have to pass through. The complexity of the game does not affect input lag, so it doesn't matter if it's an NES or a PS5 game, as long as the hardware can play it in full, the input lag is everything mentioned above, times 2. Remember that your input has to travel to the server, to execute the command, and then as the game is now executing your command, you'll have to wait for the picture to travel all the way back to you.

  • @TheRealDirtMine
    @TheRealDirtMine Год назад +1

    This was my first Scott the Woz episode, virginity has reigned supreme ever since.

  • @SmashJT
    @SmashJT 6 лет назад +264

    Love the idea of hot and cold controllers. This video was so professional and well thought out. You’re awesome, Scott!

    • @leonh.5900
      @leonh.5900 6 лет назад +9

      Smash JT it would be a cool new thing, but only if you could turn it off because sometimes it could be distracting or annoying.

    • @MonsterIslandBuddies
      @MonsterIslandBuddies 6 лет назад +24

      I like the idea too - I'm just stuck on the logistics of it. I'm sure heating up the controller wouldn't be that complicated; just need to be sure it's mild or else some poor sap will claim it burned his lap or his house or something. Cooling would probably be more complicated... I'm no tech wizard but I can't even imagine how that would be accomplished in a feasible way. But I love this outside the box thinking! I would've never thought of temperature controlled controllers.
      See me... I like the idea of merging the Siri/Alexa functionality with the system, but I'd work it into the controller instead of the console. That might lend better for interactive games that utilize the function.

    • @J4-R0
      @J4-R0 6 лет назад +7

      i know it's for fun, but given the price of a single joycon i'm not sure a 2.0 version even more tech loaded would sell

    • @khandapwner6805
      @khandapwner6805 6 лет назад +4

      normal controllers: 30 bucks
      but for these hot and cold controllers:
      30 bucks. Wait i meant 30 kuwaitian dinars, which translates to about 100 dollars
      But this is a nice idea, of course not something realisitic, but it would be an interesting concept

    • @jpusar
      @jpusar 6 лет назад +4

      Smash JT yeah that's mad and infeasible lol. Controlling thermodynamics is hard especially on an enclosed body. Not to mention that it would destroy battery life.

  • @SupremeMarioGamer
    @SupremeMarioGamer 6 лет назад +129

    Scott, the only Wozniak worth caring about

    • @sgmalick
      @sgmalick 6 лет назад +3

      NumberOne#1 what about steve

    • @bray4883
      @bray4883 6 лет назад +1

      this is true

    • @demonicpikachu5516
      @demonicpikachu5516 6 лет назад +1

      all the wozniaks ive known have been assholes

  • @jerklesirkfourthreezeronin5125
    @jerklesirkfourthreezeronin5125 4 года назад +8

    scott predicted the ps5 launch titles 2 years before they were announced

  • @alexanderemmanuel5249
    @alexanderemmanuel5249 3 года назад +7

    4:40 it’s official Scott the woz can predict the future

  • @nsan6460
    @nsan6460 6 лет назад +1328

    The next Nintendo system should be called the NX!

  • @spacesponge8732
    @spacesponge8732 6 лет назад +147

    Alright, I have a console idea.
    The Nintendo Box 5. It plays Madden 08 and _Mecha Hitler's Ultra Death Battle: Battle Royale!_

    • @deenalmatter6259
      @deenalmatter6259 6 лет назад +10

      damn they should hire you

    • @subscribetopewdiepie6914
      @subscribetopewdiepie6914 6 лет назад +6

      Thats....GENIUS. BUT DON'T FORGET THE EXTRA DLC TO ACTUALLY P L A Y THE GAMES. And a N64 controller but it has 5 more buttons!

    • @deenalmatter6259
      @deenalmatter6259 6 лет назад +1

      ALSO WE NEED GAME CUBE CONTROlLER AVAILABILITY AND WE NEED A NEW GAME KID BEATING SIMULATOR

    • @spacesponge8732
      @spacesponge8732 6 лет назад +2

      Alright we've heard all the community feedback, and we're adding what is easily the most requested thing.
      Skyrim 2

    • @miniuchiken3677
      @miniuchiken3677 6 лет назад

      It also needs wii music

  • @andraw4002
    @andraw4002 Год назад +1

    The Switch 2.0 concept is the best Switch 2 concept I've seen so far.

  • @WhispyMoon
    @WhispyMoon Год назад +1

    I find it so fascinating that many of the switch OLED upgrades were what Scott wanted from a full next-gen switch, such as the better screen, 64 gigabyte minimum, and better built dock. Now of course the current switch gen will never be 4k, but I have high hopes that Nintendo is actually listening to some feedback from the original switch and will make their next system one of their best ever.

  • @jsg5612
    @jsg5612 6 лет назад +86

    IDK if the Switch 2.0 will work... Look at the Wii U, people got confused on what it really was. I feel like a switch 2.0 might suffer a similar fate.

    • @alexvjuz882
      @alexvjuz882 6 лет назад +12

      That's only if they do the marketing wrong, if they play it out smart and straight to the information the message will be sent across correctly.

    • @hyddra8928
      @hyddra8928 5 лет назад +1

      He said it could just be a better version of the switch

    • @ThatSkynyrdKid70
      @ThatSkynyrdKid70 5 лет назад +1

      @Hyddra And that's what the Wii U was. It was supposed to be the better version of, yet at the same time successor to the Wii.

    • @hyddra8928
      @hyddra8928 5 лет назад +3

      @@ThatSkynyrdKid70 I mean like the "New 3DS Xl to the "3DS"

    • @behappy5869
      @behappy5869 5 лет назад

      ThatSkynyrdKid 70 the problem was that the marketing was shit

  • @HowdyFolksGaming
    @HowdyFolksGaming 6 лет назад +482

    I like my Switch but I’m still waiting on the NX.
    Yes this is a joke.

    • @voidtuck4061
      @voidtuck4061 6 лет назад +2

      Howdy Folks! Gaming ORIGINAL

    • @Iemonzinger
      @Iemonzinger 6 лет назад +9

      No one asked if it was a joke, and no one would be dumb enough to not get it

    • @Yammicles
      @Yammicles 6 лет назад +42

      Chompman I dunno, have you seen some of the people on the internet?

    • @jollygreenjeff2640
      @jollygreenjeff2640 6 лет назад +4

      r/whoosh

    • @YoLoboBro
      @YoLoboBro 6 лет назад +10

      Awww, man!!! The NX!!!! I'm still waiting for Nintendo to release the Revolution!!! 12 years and counting and we still don't have it!

  • @neuro3834
    @neuro3834 2 года назад +1

    I can't believe Scott put Castle Crashers music in this video. He truly is a mad lad.

  • @mattw8910
    @mattw8910 Год назад +2

    Xbox one used to have voice commands I think.
    I remember first seeing one at my friends house in 2016. When he said "Xbox On" (or whatever tf the command was) and saw the light turn on I was genuinely blown away as a 10 year old child.

  • @midknight1339
    @midknight1339 4 года назад +24

    This video is the "My uncle works at Nintendo and..." of Scott the Woz videos.

  • @finge3786
    @finge3786 6 лет назад +17

    Let's call Nintendo's next console "The Super Nintendo Game Switch U"
    And Knuckles

    • @finge3786
      @finge3786 5 лет назад +3

      JayTheGamer directors cut

    • @laffysapphie
      @laffysapphie 5 лет назад +3

      Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series

    • @Mugenri
      @Mugenri 5 лет назад +1

      XL

    • @bostonvontugeln7325
      @bostonvontugeln7325 5 лет назад

      XL Turbo Ultimae Special Power 2 + Bowsers Inside Story
      Special Collectors Game of the Year Gold Platinum Edition
      w/ Upgraded Graphics

  • @thebevan
    @thebevan Год назад +2

    Scott predicted so much in this video...
    - Stadia
    - Labo VR
    - Switch Online classic games
    - PS5 launch titles in the PSX
    - BOTW 2
    - + more that I definitely haven't noticed (reply and I'll add them)

  • @scriptedspaghetti
    @scriptedspaghetti 4 года назад +15

    9:31 Scott literally predicted it

    • @Syddy_
      @Syddy_ 3 года назад

      none of what he said (except for the PS4 game compatability) happened

    • @scriptedspaghetti
      @scriptedspaghetti 3 года назад

      @@Syddy_ the games

    • @aussieseal9979
      @aussieseal9979 3 года назад

      He only predicted ratchet and horizon wtf are you talking aboit

  • @cosmicjenny4508
    @cosmicjenny4508 6 лет назад +145

    Introducing the SEGA URANUS.
    Can play SG-1000, Master System, Mega Drive, MEGA CD, 32x, Game Gear, Saturn, and Dreamcast games.
    Honestly, we don't wanna screw up Sonic even more, so no new games will be released.
    There, happy?

    • @fatswissandtee
      @fatswissandtee 6 лет назад +11

      Insert obligatory "your anus" here

    • @uxirager
      @uxirager 6 лет назад

      Evan Blenkinsopp don't u mean Sega ur anus

    • @connorsturgeon8863
      @connorsturgeon8863 6 лет назад +9

      Ahh, and it's successor will be the Sega Pluto. After the bombardment of bad publicity of the Sega Uranus, the Sega Pluto will be a complete failure, selling the least amount of consoles ever, even less than the amount of Virtual Boy consoles sold. 3 years after launch, the Sega Pluto won't even be considered an actual game console by most, but rather a toy no more complicated than a LeapFrog tablet.

    • @beantickle
      @beantickle 6 лет назад +1

      Of all the planets,

    • @cosmicjenny4508
      @cosmicjenny4508 6 лет назад +1

      +Jambo And Stuff Look, we already have the SEGA Saturn, they were going to make a SEGA Neptune (which was just a Mega Drive and 32x combined into one) and a SEGA Pluto prototype exists, so...

  • @itsdave92
    @itsdave92 5 лет назад +156

    New console:
    "The Scott Rod"
    "Scott Chocolate"
    "Scott Milk?"

    • @snake4322
      @snake4322 5 лет назад +13

      Scottlate Milk

    • @JohnSmith-hy8jj
      @JohnSmith-hy8jj 5 лет назад +2

      Are you using scott as a synonym for white?

    • @Daynd80
      @Daynd80 5 лет назад +1

      @@JohnSmith-hy8jj got milk Scott milk

    • @tophatter-qy5rh
      @tophatter-qy5rh 5 лет назад +5

      Scott-ish Milk

    • @nixsoup
      @nixsoup 5 лет назад

      the only game available is Madden 08

  • @kdb0705
    @kdb0705 3 года назад +2

    switch n' snitch is one of the coolest ideas i have ever heard of as a "basic launch title"

  • @PANCHO12319
    @PANCHO12319 3 года назад +4

    2:19 Microsoft: write that down

  • @Saffronmoon-sv2es
    @Saffronmoon-sv2es 5 лет назад +95

    The WiiU2switchdeluxe is my console name

    • @goldensun2787
      @goldensun2787 5 лет назад +13

      @HexBoo the Super New WiiU2SwitchBoy64ColorLiteMicroSP 3D XL and Knuckles

    • @k-leb4671
      @k-leb4671 5 лет назад +1

      And it's sequel the Super WiiU2switchdeluxe.

    • @SeasonedYT
      @SeasonedYT 5 лет назад +6

      NewWIIUWU2SwitchDeluxeBoyColorAdvancedXLPocketLiteGamePortableMini3DSVurtialBoy2DSClassicDSLightRebornCube64SlimLimitedEditionSaturnGenisisVrVita With New a Funky Mode Featuring Kuckles and Dante From Devil May Cry 5.

    • @jaxsonshaw996
      @jaxsonshaw996 5 лет назад +4

      With new funky mode

    • @ReinBelmont
      @ReinBelmont 5 лет назад +3

      Wii UwU

  • @oofster15
    @oofster15 6 лет назад +62

    I just realized that Scott’s saying “Hey all” not “Hey y’all” *MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE*

    • @CristianMartinez-rg9sz
      @CristianMartinez-rg9sz 6 лет назад

      David Krappenschitz oh noes ;0

    • @esosa7725
      @esosa7725 6 лет назад +6

      Hey y'all makes a lot more sense tbh

    • @Start98751
      @Start98751 6 лет назад +1

      Esosa Uhunsere how? Y’all isn’t even a word lol

    • @themodernassassin3381
      @themodernassassin3381 6 лет назад +2

      We been knew bruh. We been knew since the tshirt campaign thing for charity

    • @davidmedina8136
      @davidmedina8136 6 лет назад +1

      David Krappenschitz Of course he is not saying “y’all”, he’s not a southerner.

  • @lorenzogaudenzi5297
    @lorenzogaudenzi5297 3 года назад +4

    Bro, what the hell, he really manages to predict anything, he's like the Simpsons of videogames

  • @isleaf69
    @isleaf69 3 года назад +4

    pokémon: releases every november
    scott: October take it or leave it