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Good reply boots deffinately no speaking in the toilets and keep you distance I can't stand when there's five spare urinals and someone comes up and uses the one right next to you , STOP DOING THAT
@@MikeBixby I think I can infer what you're saying and I agree. I can pee sitting down and never touch my package. I can poop sitting down and never touch anything but toilet paper. If I don't touch anything, then I don't need to wash my hands. My hands may need to be washed because of what I had been doing before, but that can be done before or after I use the bathroom.
This is gold! I like the idea of spelling out previously unspoken rules. A lot of guys let their ego drive the situation--even when they are the guest and not the host--and it's going to upset some people.
Antonio's dead serious delivery of even the most silly of these had me laughing out loud at 2AM here. The best thing is that even as silly as they sound, most of these rules are actually real and universal across cultures.
Yup, Rule #7 was even part of Tecumseh's poem. "Always give a word or a sign of salute when meeting or passing a friend, even a stranger, when in a lonely place."
In Canada, when we are hiking, we usually greet all strangers passing by in the trail. Almost as if we all get each other, we appreciate the same things.
I’ve been watching Antonio for over a year, and I’ve watched a few videos repeatedly, as my last job as a Style Consultant at a retail store. But now I’m usually here to enjoy style philosophies. This video makes me laugh out loud literally, and my lady is over here rolling her eyes. Got us dizzy, Antonio. Much enjoyment.
I would add a couple of corollaries. #1-if you are very tall (i.e. 6' 6"), skip the urinal and head to the stall. The dividers are NEVER tall enough. #2 a pub near me (unfortunately now closed) used to have a section on their menu-"My Girlfriend's not hungry"-which was code for extra fries.
I enjoyed this video. It’s ok that there seems to be a codifying of masculinity behavior again. For the past few decades, men have been emasculated and ridiculed. It’s great seeing a resurgence in masculinity.
this video is so good to see. it reminds me that there are still sane people in the public eye that understand that men and women are different and don't want smush them both together into the same thing. thank you RMRS PS, bring back male only spaces like mens clubs and the like.
It seems we are living in times where we just can’t get that space. Plus some men are invading women’s only places as well. Changing rooms, spas, athletics etc. We should just go with DNA. You’re either XX or XY, nothing else.
I didn't know the firemaster one was a rule, but I felt it in my blood. I had an uncle that was making pancakes for our big family on a griddle outside. He was the designated cook for breakfast. I slide past the door after cracking around 2 dozen eggs, and calmly asked if I could help him and take on the eggs. He obliged, and we both we a team. Didn't do it without his permission though.
Love the more light hearted content! And strangely showed this to my girl and she was like "yall really think this way? Who taught yall all these rules?" And I was like "no one! It's kind of a universally known thing among us guys!"
These are right on. I also don’t talk in the bathroom at all. There is a mental sympathy pain when a guy gets hit in the gonads. Also, along with the last beer rule, there’s a similar one with the nacho chips. Whose paying gets the last one even if you ask for a new bowl or the payer relinquishes their right to the last nacho.
I was once served a beer at a party that wasn't warm, it was flat-out hot! Quickest beer headache I've ever gotten! I said "Thank you!" with all the sincerity I could muster and got out of there as fast as possible.
For me, when it comes to dating a friends ex, It depends how close I am with that friend. If she is the ex of a good friend (one that I wouldn't want to lose), then I will talk to them first. A casual friend, friend of convenience, estranged friend or a good acquaintance. I won't bother talking to them and will just start seeing the woman. Basically I just ask myself if she is worth the potential loss of that friendship.
Antonio "Moses" Centeno Love these. Maybe it's a city thing but "thou shalt slouch and lean forward slightly" stance when eating pizza standing up is a popular one for me.
This was priceless Antonio - one of my favourite videos of yours! Incidentally on the nodding thing - up for people you know, down for people you don’t? It got me thinking - I reverse this when saying goodbye - I nod down to people I know and up for relative strangers. Body language is subtle huh?
Rule #12 had me ROLFing. We had 12 stairs to walk up the balcony and when momma came home said get the shoppin, I made it my mission to load up each hand till it hurt then load up all the fingers to empty the car in a single lift. Will use that saying every time a situation calls for from now on, thank you sir/reddit.
I grew up with a mostly absent father. No scouting, little league, etc. Picked up on + live by all these guy rules (cortesies) from, TV, + general observation. I was unaware of The Baldie or Beardie kinship.
I live in Wisconsin too and I know lots of people who put that "fake meat" on the grill!! LOL This video was really funny! I don't know how you could keep a straight face all the way through. I like the one where the women are "stealing" the food. LOL
I was on some business stuff in Texas and a man broke the rule by standing next to me at a urinal. His cowboy hat was so large however that I thought the power went out and the lights went out. Guess in Texas they go by cowboy hats for distance measure
This was a fun video 😂 This is definitely stuff we need to take very seriously. Do today's video games even have players 1 and 2 anymore? Aside from maybe Mortal Kombat and Tekken and stuff?
Rule #4 the urinal etiquette goes out the window in the Netherlands. Guys that are friends will go together and continue what they were discussing. Strangers will strike up a conversation next to you at events or festivals. I've had both happen and sometimes just feel like saying "dude back off/shut up" but that's frowned upon here. As a half Canadian, half Dutch I'm still not used to all the Dutch manners and etiquettes, or lack thereof, while I should given I've spend half my life here. Or it's just that the Dutch way is too blunt or downright rude for my taste as I've learned the complete opposite as to how things go here as well.
Thanks for the heads up… I wouldn’t have known otherwise, I thought this was pretty much a universal thing. Now I wonder if the Dutch women stop talking to each other when THEY go to the bathroom…
Codicil to the tongs rule is that the bbq'er may also spin the tongs 4 times around the index finger and then holster them in the invisible cowboy holster for extra points.
About the nod... I am currently in the Finnish Defence Forces doing my service and we have a rule about greeting superiors. Outside if you meet a person of higher rank you salute them when the distance is about 5 meters. Inside you have to nod and you have to do it downwards. If you do it upwards it's seen as a sign of disrespect and will get you an ass chewing.
“You guys in California and your fake meat”. We host big family barbecues here in Northern California and we have one family member who always brings fake meat for the grill. Impossible burger or tofu dog or some other such abomination. I grill it, but it’s called impossible meat because it’s impossible to tell when it’s done!!!! And no, my mama didn’t raise no two trip bitch!!!! Hilarious video Antonio!!!
10 things to quit for all Strong Men: 1. Caring about what others think 2. Not believing in yourself 3. Not experimenting different ideas / solutions for problems (life&business) 4. Not prioritizing your health 5. Wasting your precious time 6. Wanting something (instead write a plan and work towards it) 7. Chasing meaningless relationships 8. Wasting or draining your energy from beating your meat 🥩 9. Wasting time by scrolling social media 10. Nailbiting/nailpicking habit for good (if you do it - consider stopping it as it makes you mentally weak + affects your confidence and all other areas of your life!) Take it easy and I hope you found one thing helpful in this list...........
Number 1 has a caveat: If absolutely nobody likes you, then it’s probably your fault and you need to look at yourself and may need to work on your character.
I think all guys know that the men's restroom is for the sole purpose of going in, taking care of business, washing your hands, and leaving. No human interaction of any kind should take place (with some exceptions, such as holding the door for the guy behind you on the way out). Conversation, especially small-talk, is to be avoided, unless it's relevant to the task at hand (e.g. "Don't use that one - it's out of TP") I used to work at a university, and it was often awkward when one of the deans was at the urinal next to me and would strike up a conversation relating to student records. On the other hand, I had a co-worker tell me the "The water's cold...and deep too" joke
I nod up can be perceived as a aggressive. If you're passing unsavory characters on the street who are eyeballing you a nod up is a challenge. A nod down acknowledges them without aggression. Pretending to ignore them marks you as a victim.
Additionally, with the nodding rule, I like to nod downwards to someone who is significantly older than me as a sign of respect. That might just be me though.
If I'm cooking don't try to help. This goes with firemaster. I have generally put a lot of thought into my spice blend or marinade and it just takes an erranous "I was just trying to help" bit of salt and pepper to mess it up.
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What rule did I miss? Comment below!
going out with a friends ex-girl... "Don't sit in another mans boat" - Sam Axe (Burn Notice)
Good reply boots deffinately no speaking in the toilets and keep you distance I can't stand when there's five spare urinals and someone comes up and uses the one right next to you , STOP DOING THAT
At work, the bathroom is a sanctuary, there should be no talking. Go in, handle your business, wash your hands and get out.
Especially wash your hands. “C’mon man!”
Amen.
I learned not to pee on my hands years ago AND I keep a clean package. 😁
Jews DON'T converse in restrooms, nor bring our coffee in.
@@MikeBixby I think I can infer what you're saying and I agree. I can pee sitting down and never touch my package. I can poop sitting down and never touch anything but toilet paper. If I don't touch anything, then I don't need to wash my hands. My hands may need to be washed because of what I had been doing before, but that can be done before or after I use the bathroom.
This is gold! I like the idea of spelling out previously unspoken rules. A lot of guys let their ego drive the situation--even when they are the guest and not the host--and it's going to upset some people.
Laughed my a$$ off at the tong-clicking rule. It's absolutely true and something we innately do as if it's programmed in our DNA.
Gotta make sure those tong tongs are tonging 🤣🤣
@@ibtidarahman9594 Exactly.
"These sound good. Proceed."
Very much like a conductor of an orchestra raising and positioning his baton. 😄😄
As a chef... The tong thing happens every day in our kitchen. Lmao
It’s true. I tried to resist the urge to clack one time and lasted about 5 seconds. It’s impossible to not do it.
Antonio's dead serious delivery of even the most silly of these had me laughing out loud at 2AM here.
The best thing is that even as silly as they sound, most of these rules are actually real and universal across cultures.
Yup, Rule #7 was even part of Tecumseh's poem. "Always give a word or a sign of salute when meeting or passing a friend,
even a stranger, when in a lonely place."
In Canada, when we are hiking, we usually greet all strangers passing by in the trail.
Almost as if we all get each other, we appreciate the same things.
Antonio bringing the humor in this vid! The comedy is strong within💪🏻
I’ve been watching Antonio for over a year, and I’ve watched a few videos repeatedly, as my last job as a Style Consultant at a retail store. But now I’m usually here to enjoy style philosophies. This video makes me laugh out loud literally, and my lady is over here rolling her eyes. Got us dizzy, Antonio. Much enjoyment.
I would add a couple of corollaries. #1-if you are very tall (i.e. 6' 6"), skip the urinal and head to the stall. The dividers are NEVER tall enough. #2 a pub near me (unfortunately now closed) used to have a section on their menu-"My Girlfriend's not hungry"-which was code for extra fries.
I enjoyed this video.
It’s ok that there seems to be a codifying of masculinity behavior again. For the past few decades, men have been emasculated and ridiculed. It’s great seeing a resurgence in masculinity.
You allow yourself to emasculated and ridiculed. This video was very much tongue in cheek and is said with a wink and a nod.
Great video. The up nod vs the down nod, absolutely! I've always felt up says 'Hey bud" and a down nod says "I see you, guy"
Antonio this maybe the best channel on RUclips.
this video is so good to see. it reminds me that there are still sane people in the public eye that understand that men and women are different and don't want smush them both together into the same thing. thank you RMRS
PS, bring back male only spaces like mens clubs and the like.
It seems we are living in times where we just can’t get that space.
Plus some men are invading women’s only places as well.
Changing rooms, spas, athletics etc. We should just go with DNA.
You’re either XX or XY, nothing else.
I didn't know the firemaster one was a rule, but I felt it in my blood. I had an uncle that was making pancakes for our big family on a griddle outside. He was the designated cook for breakfast. I slide past the door after cracking around 2 dozen eggs, and calmly asked if I could help him and take on the eggs. He obliged, and we both we a team. Didn't do it without his permission though.
Love the more light hearted content!
And strangely showed this to my girl and she was like "yall really think this way? Who taught yall all these rules?"
And I was like "no one! It's kind of a universally known thing among us guys!"
Truck rule: never ask to borrow another man’s pickup truck. And just because a man owns a truck doesn’t mean he is always available to help you move.
These are right on. I also don’t talk in the bathroom at all. There is a mental sympathy pain when a guy gets hit in the gonads. Also, along with the last beer rule, there’s a similar one with the nacho chips. Whose paying gets the last one even if you ask for a new bowl or the payer relinquishes their right to the last nacho.
I was once served a beer at a party that wasn't warm, it was flat-out hot! Quickest beer headache I've ever gotten! I said "Thank you!" with all the sincerity I could muster and got out of there as fast as possible.
For me, when it comes to dating a friends ex, It depends how close I am with that friend. If she is the ex of a good friend (one that I wouldn't want to lose), then I will talk to them first.
A casual friend, friend of convenience, estranged friend or a good acquaintance. I won't bother talking to them and will just start seeing the woman.
Basically I just ask myself if she is worth the potential loss of that friendship.
I don't know about that, I never knew a good ex friend was tight to begin with.
@@Dawesenm ex OF a good friend.
@@RainMakeR_Workshop Still, I wasn't aware that an ex of a good friend would be tight. Did you have to use any tools to prevent it from loosening?
Antonio "Moses" Centeno
Love these. Maybe it's a city thing but "thou shalt slouch and lean forward slightly" stance when eating pizza standing up is a popular one for me.
This was priceless Antonio - one of my favourite videos of yours! Incidentally on the nodding thing - up for people you know, down for people you don’t? It got me thinking - I reverse this when saying goodbye - I nod down to people I know and up for relative strangers. Body language is subtle huh?
Hands down my favorite of your videos Antonio
Rule #12 had me ROLFing.
We had 12 stairs to walk up the balcony and when momma came home said get the shoppin, I made it my mission to load up each hand till it hurt then load up all the fingers to empty the car in a single lift. Will use that saying every time a situation calls for from now on, thank you sir/reddit.
I forgotten how interesting your videos are i can learn loads of things from your videos
I love all of your videos. All of these facts are true. So funny. Nuncuam Retro.
Thanks Georg!
I grew up with a mostly absent father. No scouting, little league, etc. Picked up on + live by all these guy rules (cortesies) from, TV, + general observation.
I was unaware of The Baldie or Beardie kinship.
Antonio, I love how you do all this with a straight face. 😂 Hilarious and on point!
Nice one! I think a Video of Wingman Rules or techniques would be awesome!
Antonio, I've been around for over five years. This time, you've surprassed all expectations. Your best video!
Ha haAntonio Philip here... great video laughed out loud at most of it because so true... love you mate
Thanks Philip! You rock.
This is absolute gold!
You are freaking awesome.San Antonio Texas needs to know a lot more about your teachings
Your best video yet! Thanks
Unspoken Man Rule No 69
Always Shake before zipping it,
There's always a Drop Remaining..
If you shake it more than 3 times you are playing with it.
@@ornelasjorge9102 We all play with it anyway. Better an extra shake or two, than piss stains on tan pants.
🤣 @ 69
This was pure awesomeness . I was either laughing or smiling the entire time.
This was AWESOME! 😁😆😁
This is a great video! Really funny, too.
i love this. Especially the head nod thing. I did not know that.
Always bring more food than needed.
That was great laughs Antonio, especially the one about driving with mates in the car. Hard case bro.
😂😂😂great stuff right here. Loved every second of this video.
I like the etiquette call of Antonio's son. It's the right call.
This is great! 👏👏👏
so far my fav video and let me just say I am a long time subscriber 😀
*always onetrip!*
Great stuff Antonio-
This is by far the best video I have seen for a long time 😂
Great for refreshing the men's manner
When clicking of the tongs - if you click them more than twice your “playing with it”
😂
:) I had come across this reditt thread, while many comments were done in jest, quite a few were really on point and useful. respect
The clicking tongs is also a universal announcement that I now have the helm and in charge from now on.
I live in Wisconsin too and I know lots of people who put that "fake meat" on the grill!! LOL This video was really funny! I don't know how you could keep a straight face all the way through. I like the one where the women are "stealing" the food. LOL
That was freaken Awesome!!
This was really good.
I was on some business stuff in Texas and a man broke the rule by standing next to me at a urinal. His cowboy hat was so large however that I thought the power went out and the lights went out. Guess in Texas they go by cowboy hats for distance measure
Well of course, everything's bigger in Texas (and I'm talking about the cowboy hat - get your mind out of the gutter!)
This was good... all of these are 100% correct. Some are just funnier than others.
I couldn't stop laughing. You're hilarious. This was one of your best videos ever (I've probably seen about 500 so I'm speaking on authority)
This was a fun video 😂 This is definitely stuff we need to take very seriously. Do today's video games even have players 1 and 2 anymore? Aside from maybe Mortal Kombat and Tekken and stuff?
Player 2 was always for the younger sibling. I guess that's why I always chose Luigi
O and that jacket is fire
I have checked if it is April the 1st. Yet a lot of those unspoken rules are somehow life and working. Great entertainment.
Awesome advice and I had few laughs to boot.
Rule #4 the urinal etiquette goes out the window in the Netherlands.
Guys that are friends will go together and continue what they were discussing.
Strangers will strike up a conversation next to you at events or festivals.
I've had both happen and sometimes just feel like saying "dude back off/shut up" but that's frowned upon here.
As a half Canadian, half Dutch I'm still not used to all the Dutch manners and etiquettes, or lack thereof, while I should given I've spend half my life here. Or it's just that the Dutch way is too blunt or downright rude for my taste as I've learned the complete opposite as to how things go here as well.
its because of our history, but you're right, we dont give a fuck around here.
Thanks for the heads up… I wouldn’t have known otherwise, I thought this was pretty much a universal thing. Now I wonder if the Dutch women stop talking to each other when THEY go to the bathroom…
Yes that bathroom rule is essential
Great video. Thanks
Codicil to the tongs rule is that the bbq'er may also spin the tongs 4 times around the index finger and then holster them in the invisible cowboy holster for extra points.
Preach!
About the nod...
I am currently in the Finnish Defence Forces doing my service and we have a rule about greeting superiors. Outside if you meet a person of higher rank you salute them when the distance is about 5 meters. Inside you have to nod and you have to do it downwards. If you do it upwards it's seen as a sign of disrespect and will get you an ass chewing.
Loving the sense of humor!
Grsnted all of these are absolute.
Funny how men have these rules that we just subconsciously follow.
“You guys in California and your fake meat”. We host big family barbecues here in Northern California and we have one family member who always brings fake meat for the grill. Impossible burger or tofu dog or some other such abomination. I grill it, but it’s called impossible meat because it’s impossible to tell when it’s done!!!! And no, my mama didn’t raise no two trip bitch!!!! Hilarious video Antonio!!!
loool I had to check to make sure if this was an April fool's day video. The info is solid, just wouldn't expect it coming from this channel
10 things to quit for all Strong Men:
1. Caring about what others think
2. Not believing in yourself
3. Not experimenting different ideas / solutions for problems (life&business)
4. Not prioritizing your health
5. Wasting your precious time
6. Wanting something (instead write a plan and work towards it)
7. Chasing meaningless relationships
8. Wasting or draining your energy from beating your meat 🥩
9. Wasting time by scrolling social media
10. Nailbiting/nailpicking habit for good (if you do it - consider stopping it as it makes you mentally weak + affects your confidence and all other areas of your life!)
Take it easy and I hope you found one thing helpful in this list...........
Number 1 has a caveat: If absolutely nobody likes you, then it’s probably your fault and you need to look at yourself and may need to work on your character.
I think all guys know that the men's restroom is for the sole purpose of going in, taking care of business, washing your hands, and leaving. No human interaction of any kind should take place (with some exceptions, such as holding the door for the guy behind you on the way out). Conversation, especially small-talk, is to be avoided, unless it's relevant to the task at hand (e.g. "Don't use that one - it's out of TP")
I used to work at a university, and it was often awkward when one of the deans was at the urinal next to me and would strike up a conversation relating to student records. On the other hand, I had a co-worker tell me the "The water's cold...and deep too" joke
1:00 what a wholesome story
I nod up can be perceived as a aggressive. If you're passing unsavory characters on the street who are eyeballing you a nod up is a challenge. A nod down acknowledges them without aggression. Pretending to ignore them marks you as a victim.
12:54 this is so important 😍😭😭😭
Additionally, with the nodding rule, I like to nod downwards to someone who is significantly older than me as a sign of respect. That might just be me though.
Front seat in a car? You are the DJ as well
Bahahaha!!!
I love the "One trip bitch". I look like pack mule carrying groceries in 🤣
Always great content. Thank you!🙏🏼😃
I think the baldie and beardie rule also goes for names like if you have the same name you're immediately brothers. Know this from experience
Best video ever!
FIRE mistresses...i love it lol [ this video was hilarious] good job!
Rule #14, definitely. More so important if you're married.
If I'm cooking don't try to help. This goes with firemaster. I have generally put a lot of thought into my spice blend or marinade and it just takes an erranous "I was just trying to help" bit of salt and pepper to mess it up.
Antonio that's a cool brown jacket! 😎👍
Great vid. "Two trip bitch" love it
Great vid, Antonio.😏 (nod up)
When I am the driver, I do not defer to the shotgun rule. The better navigator gets the seat.
Funny video :D
But it's such a good sense in these :)
Such great content
Haha🤣some of these are brilliant!
RUle 10 9:05 same happen with dreads I have dreads for over 10 years and I have learnt it through the years
Pissin myself laughing, but they are all so true!!
Same rule applies in a bar one stool rule man. Almost got into a fight because a guy sat down right next to me no one else at the bar
The apron is a good look for you 😄
Yeah, I just go by Barney's Bro Code...
10:43 especially if you reside in CA where gas is above $6.00 a gallon. Don't return your friend's car with an empty tank.
I love this guy
I lost it at the tongs rule 🤣🤣🤣
My dad is the fire master at the grill, but my mom is the mistresses in the stove.
For the gas rule, especially with the prices right now, it is a simple form courtesy and politeness
Fun, lighthearted vid today.
#5 is very important to me