Naaaaah, that can't be right. What could a lowly count like Alfred hope to accomplish against the relentless power of the Vikings? Certainly nothing of historical significance, I can tell you that!
You sorely missed Count Bretislav of Plzen, 1066 start date, Bohemia, gain claims to Hungary/Bohemia and can snowball into a 4 kingdom strong empire (Bohemia, Hungary, Poland, Pomerania) within 1 lifetime. Really easy too.
This is true but when I started as him I quickly faced a few catholic holy wars and pagan county conquests making it difficult to achieve greatness. I think he was going for more like cake walk achievement based easiness for starting players tbh
@@vincentfalcone8802 Catholic holy wars? Pagan conquests? Not sure how thats possible, 1066 start date everyone is catholic, you start off catholic and your under the empire so pagans are not a threat.
I had a great run with the count of Plzen in the 867 starting date. I had a custom character but you can do it as the default one, too. as you start, youre still tribal, so I fabricated claims on the other tribal counts in bohemia and them went on to feudalize through liege... Bohemia fell to a bavarian holy war, so I converted to christianity and started playing tall under the bavarian kingdom. later I decided to become independent - I'm pretty broken righ now as I managed to fix my inheritance by conquering pagan lands and already did the unite the west slavs decision. My starting character died age 89, and I've only played his heir for a handful of years yet.
He's not necessarily strong, but Count Herbert of Vermandois is the last member of the Karling house with a title in 1066. It's fun trying to reconquer Charlemagne's empire.
@Paul Gauthier I did the same I had my daughter as the benefactor and I was surprised when it asked if I wanted to play as her or stay with my current empire. If I was not on Ironman mode I would have done it. But I was trying to create the empire of Italia*
Alfred's brother seems to have a scripted event where he dies a few years into the game so you don't even need to assassinate him, he has died 90% of the times I've played as Alfred the Great (keep learning new things and restarting with my new knowledge) and he almost always dies before he has a child
I started my 1st game game not knowing I'll be so OP. The brother actually died like few days or months into the game. Not 100 years in I've got empire and conquering Europe + I've almost got buffs to my dynasty.
In my Cornwall game, Alfred's brother did not die and had a daughter, while Alfred got beheaded during a battle against the vikings. Very fun alternate history situation.
Tem uma chance pequena do Alfred morrer em batalha e o irmão dele engravidar a esposa e ter um filho antes morrer Eu ja vi o Alfred herdar o trono de Wessex literalmente nos 45 do segundo tempo Ele herdou o trono e no dia seguinte a sobrinha dele nasceu Então assim o irmão dele sempre morre mas tem chance dele morrer junto ou do irmão ter um filho antes de morrer
Gonna second Harald Finehair my god this guy is a beast, he's trucking into his 60's with 28 prowess, he's a organiser with the reaver and viking traits letting him just merrily skip over and raid the english isles without a care in the world. Got exceptionally lucky and managed to marry him to a giantess genius, giving birth to 4 giant genius sons, who all have their own Jarldoms. They all became friends with their dad with no effort from me and they are friends with their brother and heir. Life is good for the finehairs. Edit: nevermind they all contracted lovers pox from their wives.
I just want to say that absolutely everything about this comment is perfect and, especially given the edit bit, the likes being at 69 is truly magical, I can't bring myself to destroy it by making it 70...
Kind of surprised Maredudd ap Gruffydd wasn't on here. He starts with one county in northern Wales as a vassal of Gwynedd, but is second in line to the duchies of both Northumberland and Mercia through his maternal uncle Morcar. After inheriting the two large duchies, you can easily take over the rest of Wales and reform your father's kingdom, and set your sights on the rest of the British Isles. Being Welsh, he also has the option to rid Britain of the Anglo-Saxons and gain the unique nickname "Pendragon".
pineapplepizza aka germaneistee If I remember right you have to take over the whole of England (or might be Britannia) and all your powerful vassals must be of either a Brythonic or Goidelic culture (Welsh, Cornish, Irish, Gaelic, Manx, Cumbrian and Breton)
AlzaboHD, just FYI the "Mother of Us All" achievement is basically impossible to get right now since Daurama still has to be alive when you control and convert all of Africa to the reformed religion. Paradox accidentally stipulated `exists = character:251187` (Daurama's char ID) in the achievements file. And in fact, sadly all achievements that require you to start as a specific character are also apparently broken right now too, since the only way to get them is completing them in one go without reloading a save file. According to the Paradox devs reloading breaks them for some unknown reason (which they are "investigating").
fact not mentioned in the video: Haraldr Fairhair is.. probably.. the historical first king of norway, there's some debate about wether he has really existed, but general concensus is that he probably did even if the stories about him probably aren't all true.
@@treyebillups8602 The basic idea of games like this is that anything can happen, but there is a bias toward historical outcomes. Those troops create a bias toward the historical outcome of the Islamification of the region. If that's not a good reason, there's no good reason to say, spawn Genghis Khan in the 12th century with god knows how many troops.
@@ragnarrahl wait genghis khan spawns with troops??? he spawned in my game claiming he will conquer the world and in like a year it was like he no longer existed lmao, I didnt think he actually spawned with troops, i guess his starting area was too much for him at the time
@@ragnarrahl as @Shadow said, Genghis might not be the best example, as he comes from "outside the map" centuries after start, so even with event troops he can get shat on. Better examples are the other starting counts (Haesteinn) with massive event troops. Although Haesteinn's despawn on death, which tends to rip apart the realm he conquered.
It’s usually temporary. The Infante is the king’s brother and he’ll eventually have a son. Not to mention that the elective nature of Asturias will make some other person king. That, or the Ummayads will destroy you.
Another one is Raimond, count of Rouergue. Historically, he became the Count of Toulouse (in CK terms, the Duke) and was one of the principal leaders of the First Crusade In game, you start with decent traits, though nothing inheritable. Your brother is Duke and you are his heir, and he can be...dispatched. You are also married to second in line for the Duchy of Provence, and can make sure your wife inherits that title. Pretty quickly you can become the pre-eminent power of Southern France, and then start launching Holy Wars into Iberia or North Africa, and also reprise your historic role as leader of the First Crusade
Eadgifu the Fair. You can't have an heir because all of her children are legitimised bastards of King Godwinson. I had to increase authority with console.
If we're talking strongest count(esses), how about Infante Urraca of Zamora in 1066? All you need to do is 1) Modify your contract to guarantee a council position. 2) Become spymaster 3) Murder your liege 4) Repeat 2 more times And you are a Queen of a realm of size 26 (probably merged into one kingdom by one of the kings before he dies). It takes about 4 in-game years.
The Duchy of Thaton is also interesting to play before they add in China. It's on the very edge of the map in the bottom right and seeing yourself go from this ryukyu-tier nobody to Emperor of Asia is incredibly satisfying.
6:49 apparently hummay was a powerful leader and in a decade or so historically he became King of Kanem so the devs buffed him for historical reasons but idk
You're grasping at straws trying to make what this guy briefly said to fit your bullshit racist perspective. Why don't you shut the fuck up and keep letting this guys voice "do strange things to you" you weird fuck.
@Tattle Boad Youre not the victim here. You were trying to "dunk" on blacks for absolutely no reason. It wasn't a "candid comment" on race, it was a way for you to be shitty and you succeeded
Just found this channel and quickly subscribed. You have Sseth's (un)godly voice, Isaac Arthur's eloquence and relaxing tone... yeah, we've got a winner here folks. (Oh, and a little of ISP's edginess, too!)
You need to continue the Inbred Dynasty video. You left us at a very interesting place. The new faith you created is still not fully embraced. He just became King of West Francia and from what it looks, the Pope is still Crusading against you. I think its time to claim the HRE for the Inbred Dwarf King.
AlzaboHD I must say, there is indeed interest! Not in “dwarf only” specifically, more just that I want to see where the dynasty and religion goes. I mean... Dwarf only is also good and funny But it would be my secondary interest of the two
Can't wait for the Daura campaign, I'm also playing it and it's a blast! Not ironman though, might restart to hunt that (for now) hardest achievement in the game.
the "starting as " achievements arent hard theyre just bugged right now, theres a high chance you become unelligible for them after reloading into the savefile as an heir of the character
I would had put on the list Nana Eufa of Aowyn, a 1 county child in the South West of Africa coast in 866. You are surrounded by one county Lords so that will raid each other really quickly but you can create religion really easy and making a custom kingdom is actually pretty easy. I like it because the early game is like mad Max, everyone against everyone.
Count Zdeslav Trpimirović of Požega (867) is amazing (especially if you want to form a custom Croatian empire). Starts with 5 counties and a claim on duchy of Croatia. Managed to form an empire in 2 and a half generations
The reason Chima (a title) Hummay Sayfawa has special event troops is because he was the first muslim king of Kanem-Bornu (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hummay ; www.vincenthiribarren.com/pdf/Hiribarren%20-%202016%20-%20Kanem-Bornu.pdf see p3 "Islam as Imperial Cement"). He kicked out the previously ruling dynasty and recreated the Kanem-Bornu empire ( en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kanem%E2%80%93Bornu_Empire#Sayfawa_or_Sefououwa_Dynasty_(1085-1846) )
Count Eunes is really fun. I got “Kings of the Seventh Generation” achievement and still on an achievement trip. I role play Capet dynasty by let Eunes suicide and pass the title to Robert Capet. Being Capet is not necessary but fun to role play. Edit: Eudes
Count cobbo of kassel in 867 is also very strong sometimes he starts as a good administrator and a vast amount of 7 holdings one of them being göttingen with the castle of goslar and the ability to build the unique mine of rammelsberg giving you 4 monthly income a good start to build an empire.
I was about to mention him as well. If you can get a demesne value high enough by rolling a good administrator, he is basically a cheat because the silver from the Harz mountains will almost unavoidably propel him and his sons to dukedom and then king. The only challenge is to avoid the mines being separated from your lands. And he starts without a son, so choosing your wife is critical first task.
Foulques of Touraine was the ancestor of the Plantagenets. It’s a hard start since the neighboring Duke of Champaign starts out with a claim on your county and your brother is count of Angers and Saumur. Usually he will declare war on King Philippe and after he is imprisoned and has his titles revoked they will go to you.
good luck with your campain as Daurama. I cross my fingers and wait if you can do it. Thanx for turning my attention to this character, I would probably never knew about her if not you :)
What about Marzoban Rostam of Tabaristan? He's perfectly situated to bring Mazdayasna back as a major religion or found his own faith since he's hard coded to have virtuous traits.
I think you are still talking about the 867 start date. The problem is even though the zoroastrian rulers in 867 are bugged. Specifically because even tjough they are Feudal their city holdings are set to clan instead of republic which means they do not make money or provide levies. There is a simple work around of firing the mayor and reassigning a new person to it but: 1. You end up with a lot of random people who hate you. 2. You cannot vassalize anyone because their cities will have the same issue if the are already Zoroastrian or convert. It should be an easy fix for Paradox but they have not acknowledged that the issue exists yet.
The problem doesn't exist in 1066 it seems so I need a leader who can get the piety to convert fast before zoroastrian disappears entirely and can survive the inevitable holy wars that will come continuously.
@@bullettrain2224 I didn't run into much of a problem with cities but yeah my income was pretty low early game. It's more of a minor nuisance than a game breaking bug
@@byterute1868 It's a bug because it's not supposed to work that way. But you are right of course, it's more of an inconvenience than a game-breaking bug.
If you are looking for most interesting overall starts, have a look at Prince Ashot of the Armenian Principalities (867). He starts with a full diplomat tree, as well as an additional free diplomat lifestyle trait, and the Administrator trait. He is a vassal of the Abasids, which is rough as an Apostolic, but his contract has title revocation disabled and religious protection. He starts as Chancellor, and leader of the independence faction. He can easily vassalize the independent Armenians, and quickly form the Kingdoms of Armenia and Georgia The objective of restoring Greater Armenia is super fun, (especially if you also take over / dismantle the Byzantines)
Me: **waking up and looking at RUclips notifications** Alzabo: **made another cool top ten** ISP: *OVERPOWERED DWARF KINGDOM* There are only two Paradox youtubers that I watch, for each side of my sanity...
I like to play as Bolade of Benin, the first in the Benin dynasty in 867. He's got a random start and you can easily murder the entire royal family of Ife, your overlords, to get the title for yourself as well as an enormous quantity of gold as inheritance.
I would add an honourable mention for the count of the isle of mon off the cost of Britain, they get an amazing unique decision that turns them into awesome raiders, turns them feudal, gives a king title and gives 7500 men that can be gotten in Ironman on your first character if you plan properly.
I really enjoy playing the Occitan rulers. The Toulouse one, under west Francia. (Occitans have the Visighotic codes, enabling very early access to equality law and the high partition law) And count Guilhèm of Lyon. (Lotharingia) This one especially. Cause you can easily join the independence faction, and your liege, king Lothaire will give you the duchy title to "please" you. (he also has a personal and exclusive Duke title name. He's called the Dauphin instead of Duke.) I love the Duke of Flanders too. That guy can spew out tons of gold, and he's only a fortune builder. As early as 900 AD making 9 gold per month. You can easily blob into Lotharingia, because of the conflicts, sometimes vikings launch conquest against Lotharingia, and it splits in half, making the north independent. And you can also face the king without problems, because they usually have a weak military. But my favorite character by far is Duke Jiawei of Ganzhou. He's on a prime position for defense, you can unify the kingdom of Xi Xia very quickly, (and vassalize the other two han dukes) because he can launch holy wars. And from that onwards, very easy to form Tibet. He also has that unique religion, Taoism. If you like, you can also start as that tribal Nestorian from Wuluhai. And do both conquest and holy wars. That's such an overpowered start. I was midpoint for Tibet, sitting atop of 4k gold. Having nowhere to spend. (tribal) doing hunts, feasts and pilgrimages. I also founded the holy order. It gets a little hard close to the end. Because you get that negative opinion for being tribal and having feudal vassals. These are my personal picks. All from 867 AD start. (I don't like late starting dates. Sorry.)
Aren't the starting stats of leaders random? The starting traits and and education for each ruler is generated at the start of the game. I know this because I have restarted my game a few times to get the stat start I want. Unless certain leader have presets?
It is for most but certain leaders have their stats set. I'm pretty sure all of the recommended leaders from the various start dates/locations do (#2 - Earl Alfred DEFINITELY does and his stats are bonkers) but based on this it looks like there are other random leaders scattered about with guaranteed stats as well.
I did the Mother to us all achievement with Ironman on but it didn't fire for me and wasn't in the in-game achievement list so I had to give it to myself after converting all of Africa. Same also happened for Sibling rivalry. Are some achievements bugged?
I have played basically nothing but Haraldr Fairhair since TOG was free for ck2 (with the exception of achievement runs). I remember thinking at the time that it was a relatively small start too. I'm pretty sure it's heretical to form Sweden as the guy who's famous for forming Norway though
Prince Karl, Duke of Swabia in 867 start is a pretty fun one with some luck. Your father and liege will be declared on by your brother the duke of Bavaria, who will soon become king of Bavaria. But you have unpressed claims to West Francia, East Francia, Italy, and Bavaria once that kingdom is created. Duke Adalhard is one of your Vassals so you can also press his claims instead. You are kind of at the big dogs' mercy for a while but if you steadily build your holdings with manufactured claims and build your levies, you will eventually start seeing excellent opportunities to take over shit.
I'd like to add Chieftan Krak of Krakow in the 867 start, he starts with 2 holdings and he's first in line to inherit 3 more from his cousin on his northern border, so if he has an "unfortunate accident" you can create the High Chiefdom of Lesser Poland very quickly!
Strictly speaking the point of Alfred's start is to Re-enact British history, he did beat the Vikings after all... (Although they did get the Danelaw...)
My first ironman was count of Anjou and i made him the emperor of Asturias, King of Asturias, Badajos, England, Scotland and many other lands all the way from North Africa, France to Germany within 200 years.
Man, my second try was with Herald and it was exactly like you showed. Divorce wife and merry giantess, then a lots of raiding and conquering of Norway.
It's almost like Alfred was Great or something. . .
It's almost like Harald had fair hair
Naaaaah, that can't be right. What could a lowly count like Alfred hope to accomplish against the relentless power of the Vikings? Certainly nothing of historical significance, I can tell you that!
yeah idk, never heard of him
Litton Wang Alfred the All Right.
@@MrWeeseAChine Alfred the So-So
You sorely missed Count Bretislav of Plzen, 1066 start date, Bohemia, gain claims to Hungary/Bohemia and can snowball into a 4 kingdom strong empire (Bohemia, Hungary, Poland, Pomerania) within 1 lifetime. Really easy too.
I formed Hungary-Poland as Lazlo of Transylvania lol then created Wallachia and Pomerania
This is true but when I started as him I quickly faced a few catholic holy wars and pagan county conquests making it difficult to achieve greatness. I think he was going for more like cake walk achievement based easiness for starting players tbh
@@vincentfalcone8802 Catholic holy wars? Pagan conquests? Not sure how thats possible, 1066 start date everyone is catholic, you start off catholic and your under the empire so pagans are not a threat.
@@Flayings sorry I was talking about 867. 1066 bohemia is completely OP
I had a great run with the count of Plzen in the 867 starting date. I had a custom character but you can do it as the default one, too.
as you start, youre still tribal, so I fabricated claims on the other tribal counts in bohemia and them went on to feudalize through liege... Bohemia fell to a bavarian holy war, so I converted to christianity and started playing tall under the bavarian kingdom. later I decided to become independent - I'm pretty broken righ now as I managed to fix my inheritance by conquering pagan lands and already did the unite the west slavs decision.
My starting character died age 89, and I've only played his heir for a handful of years yet.
You mentioned human trafficking enough times in this video that I got an ad from the Canadian Government for human trafficking awareness as a midroll
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@@AlzaboHD I always watch your videos
They don't like competition
He's not necessarily strong, but Count Herbert of Vermandois is the last member of the Karling house with a title in 1066. It's fun trying to reconquer Charlemagne's empire.
And because he's a karling he does start with high splendor which helps in making alliances.
and it's a lot easier to get the "unite the Karling realms" achievement with him than in 867, just become independent :p
you mean la baguette
@Paul Gauthier I did the same I had my daughter as the benefactor and I was surprised when it asked if I wanted to play as her or stay with my current empire. If I was not on Ironman mode I would have done it. But I was trying to create the empire of Italia*
Bill Wurtz: No one conquers the Tamil Kings
AlzaboHD: Hold my Count
British : hold my tea
Who are the Tamil Kings?
@@hephsmith3738 merchants probably
@@Illegal_man-gi5gp And they've got SPICES!
Alfred's brother seems to have a scripted event where he dies a few years into the game so you don't even need to assassinate him, he has died 90% of the times I've played as Alfred the Great (keep learning new things and restarting with my new knowledge) and he almost always dies before he has a child
I started my 1st game game not knowing I'll be so OP. The brother actually died like few days or months into the game. Not 100 years in I've got empire and conquering Europe + I've almost got buffs to my dynasty.
In my Cornwall game, Alfred's brother did not die and had a daughter, while Alfred got beheaded during a battle against the vikings. Very fun alternate history situation.
Tem uma chance pequena do Alfred morrer em batalha e o irmão dele engravidar a esposa e ter um filho antes morrer
Eu ja vi o Alfred herdar o trono de Wessex literalmente nos 45 do segundo tempo
Ele herdou o trono e no dia seguinte a sobrinha dele nasceu
Então assim o irmão dele sempre morre mas tem chance dele morrer junto ou do irmão ter um filho antes de morrer
Gonna second Harald Finehair my god this guy is a beast, he's trucking into his 60's with 28 prowess, he's a organiser with the reaver and viking traits letting him just merrily skip over and raid the english isles without a care in the world.
Got exceptionally lucky and managed to marry him to a giantess genius, giving birth to 4 giant genius sons, who all have their own Jarldoms. They all became friends with their dad with no effort from me and they are friends with their brother and heir.
Life is good for the finehairs.
Edit: nevermind they all contracted lovers pox from their wives.
I just want to say that absolutely everything about this comment is perfect and, especially given the edit bit, the likes being at 69 is truly magical, I can't bring myself to destroy it by making it 70...
Every time I try to form norway with finehair, one of ragnars sons declares war and fucks my shit up
The top 10:
10. Chieftan Heraldr "Fairhair" of Vestfold (Norse Asatru, 867)
9. Sheikh Al-Khattab of Ghat (Berber Ibadi, 867)
8. Count Rostislav Mstislavovich of Tikhvin & other unpronouncable syllables (Russian Orthodox, 1066)
7. High Chieftess Dauruma of Kano (Hausa Bori, 867)
6. Count Adalhard of Ravensburg (Franconian Catholic, 867)
5. Chima Hummay of Bilma (Kanuri Ash'ari, 867)
4. Thakur Vijayabahu of Rohana (Sinhala Theravada, 1066)
3. Sheikh Abdul-AlMadjid of Kharga (Egyptian Isma'ili, 1066)
2. Earl Afred Ethelwulfson of Dorset (Anglo-Saxon Catholic, 867)
1. Count Haesteinn of Montaigu (Norse Asatru, 867)
2:06
Who ordered roasted Libya for dinner?
Kind of surprised Maredudd ap Gruffydd wasn't on here. He starts with one county in northern Wales as a vassal of Gwynedd, but is second in line to the duchies of both Northumberland and Mercia through his maternal uncle Morcar. After inheriting the two large duchies, you can easily take over the rest of Wales and reform your father's kingdom, and set your sights on the rest of the British Isles. Being Welsh, he also has the option to rid Britain of the Anglo-Saxons and gain the unique nickname "Pendragon".
how to get the nicknane?
pineapplepizza aka germaneistee If I remember right you have to take over the whole of England (or might be Britannia) and all your powerful vassals must be of either a Brythonic or Goidelic culture (Welsh, Cornish, Irish, Gaelic, Manx, Cumbrian and Breton)
@@simonandsimbagaming thank you!
@@simonandsimbagaming so you're telling me i can become King Arthur... Interesting...
@@simonandsimbagaming It's the whole empire of Britannia, indeed.
"Change the course of English history...." you are aware that's King Alfred the Great? Lol
Nooooo. Reeeeeally? Who would have guessed...
Pedro Barrera R/whooosh
@@publiopaolacci495 he’s joking
Can't get the Norman Conquest if you've already united the Isles under a superhuman by 1066.
@@publiopaolacci495 Uhhhhmmmm... r/whoooosh to you, I guess.
Started as Alfred... Married some kids off... Wound up playing as the Emperor of the Byzantine Empire by 950.
I really liked your 'Worst Rulers in CK2' video and would love a CK3 version. Great video here too.
AlzaboHD, just FYI the "Mother of Us All" achievement is basically impossible to get right now since Daurama still has to be alive when you control and convert all of Africa to the reformed religion. Paradox accidentally stipulated `exists = character:251187` (Daurama's char ID) in the achievements file. And in fact, sadly all achievements that require you to start as a specific character are also apparently broken right now too, since the only way to get them is completing them in one go without reloading a save file. According to the Paradox devs reloading breaks them for some unknown reason (which they are "investigating").
On top of that, equal and especially female-only religions are completely broken at the moment because AI female rulers always marry patrilineally.
@@rurunosep was that way in ck2 aswell, formed a cathar basquian female empire and saw the bordergore from dukes all over europe marrying my vassals
There's a mod fixing matrilineal marriages for matriarchal religions, but it's not ironman compatible.
They're finally fixing matrilineal marriage in 1.2...
..but only as a game rule which you can't change after starting a campaign.
smh..
fact not mentioned in the video: Haraldr Fairhair is.. probably.. the historical first king of norway, there's some debate about wether he has really existed, but general concensus is that he probably did even if the stories about him probably aren't all true.
re: Hummay of Bilma "For reasons unknown": Historically, he takes over that region (the kingdom of Kanem Bornu) and Islamifies it around 1085.
is that a good reason to have thousands of levies?
@@treyebillups8602 The basic idea of games like this is that anything can happen, but there is a bias toward historical outcomes. Those troops create a bias toward the historical outcome of the Islamification of the region.
If that's not a good reason, there's no good reason to say, spawn Genghis Khan in the 12th century with god knows how many troops.
@@ragnarrahl Very good point.
@@ragnarrahl wait genghis khan spawns with troops??? he spawned in my game claiming he will conquer the world and in like a year it was like he no longer existed lmao, I didnt think he actually spawned with troops, i guess his starting area was too much for him at the time
@@ragnarrahl as @Shadow said, Genghis might not be the best example, as he comes from "outside the map" centuries after start, so even with event troops he can get shat on. Better examples are the other starting counts (Haesteinn) with massive event troops. Although Haesteinn's despawn on death, which tends to rip apart the realm he conquered.
"No one can conquer the tamil kings" is a valid statement until some norse breton dude with a big event army appears
Norse presence in Southern India is always a fun playthrough.
yo Infante Fruella in Zamora is a good meme, cause he's blind and is the next in line to inherit the kingdom of Asturias.
It’s usually temporary. The Infante is the king’s brother and he’ll eventually have a son. Not to mention that the elective nature of Asturias will make some other person king.
That, or the Ummayads will destroy you.
@@alexanderchristopher6237 That's true, in my playthrough all the way back, I was able to claim the kingdom because his son died in a battle.
Another one is Raimond, count of Rouergue. Historically, he became the Count of Toulouse (in CK terms, the Duke) and was one of the principal leaders of the First Crusade
In game, you start with decent traits, though nothing inheritable. Your brother is Duke and you are his heir, and he can be...dispatched. You are also married to second in line for the Duchy of Provence, and can make sure your wife inherits that title. Pretty quickly you can become the pre-eminent power of Southern France, and then start launching Holy Wars into Iberia or North Africa, and also reprise your historic role as leader of the First Crusade
Now we want to see the worst
I'm sure there are plenty of 70 year old counts without family to choose from.
Maldives in 1066 made for a very short run lol
Count of montaigu in1066 starting date start with a son that is not in his familly
Eadgifu the Fair. You can't have an heir because all of her children are legitimised bastards of King Godwinson. I had to increase authority with console.
Last time I was this early nothing was different and I still left a like on the video!
Always nice to see you in a comment thread Chewy.
I’ve been waiting for this video!
Thank you!!!
“Bless the pain down in Africa” was worth a subscription...
If we're talking strongest count(esses), how about Infante Urraca of Zamora in 1066? All you need to do is
1) Modify your contract to guarantee a council position.
2) Become spymaster
3) Murder your liege
4) Repeat 2 more times
And you are a Queen of a realm of size 26 (probably merged into one kingdom by one of the kings before he dies).
It takes about 4 in-game years.
The Duchy of Thaton is also interesting to play before they add in China. It's on the very edge of the map in the bottom right and seeing yourself go from this ryukyu-tier nobody to Emperor of Asia is incredibly satisfying.
6:49 apparently hummay was a powerful leader and in a decade or so historically he became King of Kanem so the devs buffed him for historical reasons but idk
This man just casually dropped a roast on Libya, great content indeed
@Tattle Boad lol what?
You're grasping at straws trying to make what this guy briefly said to fit your bullshit racist perspective. Why don't you shut the fuck up and keep letting this guys voice "do strange things to you" you weird fuck.
@Tattle Boad black AMERICANS focus more on what happens in AMERICA. Strange...I know.
@Tattle Boad Racist fuck
@Tattle Boad Youre not the victim here. You were trying to "dunk" on blacks for absolutely no reason. It wasn't a "candid comment" on race, it was a way for you to be shitty and you succeeded
Alzabo: "It is time to cover the most powerful count in crusader kings"
Me: "*EEEEY IS MY BOII*"
Just found this channel and quickly subscribed. You have Sseth's (un)godly voice, Isaac Arthur's eloquence and relaxing tone... yeah, we've got a winner here folks.
(Oh, and a little of ISP's edginess, too!)
I started in Ghat during my last play and had so much fun. It's nice to see different areas mentioned in your videos!
You need to continue the Inbred Dynasty video. You left us at a very interesting place. The new faith you created is still not fully embraced. He just became King of West Francia and from what it looks, the Pope is still Crusading against you. I think its time to claim the HRE for the Inbred Dwarf King.
A "dwarf only" challenge / succession video would be interesting! I''ll definitely consider it if there's interest, thanks for the suggestion
AlzaboHD I must say, there is indeed interest! Not in “dwarf only” specifically, more just that I want to see where the dynasty and religion goes. I mean...
Dwarf only is also good and funny
But it would be my secondary interest of the two
Thank you! I was waiting for a list of interesting characters in ck3, especially since the map has improved greatly
I played as the viking fair hair guy. It was a freaking blast. Conquer and execute everyone. Took over the entire continent in 2 generations.
Man, you have Ghat to be kidding me about that second pick
4:24 to womansplain a bit:
The hausa where actually until this point in a matriarchal system. Why the game doesn't portrait it like that, who knows.
Cuz it's boring
Any chance for another version of this now that Fate of Iberia is out?
I have been waiting since middle ages for this video to come out.
Can't wait for the Daura campaign, I'm also playing it and it's a blast! Not ironman though, might restart to hunt that (for now) hardest achievement in the game.
the "starting as " achievements arent hard theyre just bugged right now, theres a high chance you become unelligible for them after reloading into the savefile as an heir of the character
Where was Gondor when the vestfold fell? - Haraldr Fairhair
I would had put on the list Nana Eufa of Aowyn, a 1 county child in the South West of Africa coast in 866. You are surrounded by one county Lords so that will raid each other really quickly but you can create religion really easy and making a custom kingdom is actually pretty easy. I like it because the early game is like mad Max, everyone against everyone.
Count Zdeslav Trpimirović of Požega (867) is amazing (especially if you want to form a custom Croatian empire). Starts with 5 counties and a claim on duchy of Croatia. Managed to form an empire in 2 and a half generations
Someone making an up-to-date Imperator Rome guide? Praises be to you Sir! :) Also, this video was fantastic.
The reason Chima (a title) Hummay Sayfawa has special event troops is because he was the first muslim king of Kanem-Bornu (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hummay ; www.vincenthiribarren.com/pdf/Hiribarren%20-%202016%20-%20Kanem-Bornu.pdf see p3 "Islam as Imperial Cement"). He kicked out the previously ruling dynasty and recreated the Kanem-Bornu empire ( en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kanem%E2%80%93Bornu_Empire#Sayfawa_or_Sefououwa_Dynasty_(1085-1846) )
Thanks for the info! Ill be sure to research a bit more for the next one
Count Eunes is really fun.
I got “Kings of the Seventh Generation” achievement and still on an achievement trip.
I role play Capet dynasty by let Eunes suicide and pass the title to Robert Capet. Being Capet is not necessary but fun to role play.
Edit: Eudes
We count the counts that you can count on to counter your enemies
Your narration makes me feel like I'm on blind date. I love it - 11/10 would plunder again.
nice reference to history of the world i guess at 8:22 "at war with the Tamil kings and nobody messes with them"
Because they probably smelled so badly
Excellent articulation, and humorous word play.
Count cobbo of kassel in 867 is also very strong sometimes he starts as a good administrator and a vast amount of 7 holdings one of them being göttingen with the castle of goslar and the ability to build the unique mine of rammelsberg giving you 4 monthly income a good start to build an empire.
I was about to mention him as well. If you can get a demesne value high enough by rolling a good administrator, he is basically a cheat because the silver from the Harz mountains will almost unavoidably propel him and his sons to dukedom and then king. The only challenge is to avoid the mines being separated from your lands. And he starts without a son, so choosing your wife is critical first task.
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Thank you very much for the support!
Surprised you didn’t include countess urracca of Zamora with claims on three kingdoms
Im playing Alfred now. His brother died in war immediately. 😂
Yeah no need to assassinate him, just let him fight the vikings on his own while you take Cornwall. He'll be dead by the time you've conquered it.
Foulques of Touraine was the ancestor of the Plantagenets. It’s a hard start since the neighboring Duke of Champaign starts out with a claim on your county and your brother is count of Angers and Saumur. Usually he will declare war on King Philippe and after he is imprisoned and has his titles revoked they will go to you.
The Alfred referenced in the video is alfred the great so that makes a lot of sense
0:49
"On the topic of booty"😂😂😂😂
You killed me
Don't need to kill your brother as Alfred the great, his brother always dies in a year of start date
good luck with your campain as Daurama. I cross my fingers and wait if you can do it. Thanx for turning my attention to this character, I would probably never knew about her if not you :)
What about Marzoban Rostam of Tabaristan? He's perfectly situated to bring Mazdayasna back as a major religion or found his own faith since he's hard coded to have virtuous traits.
I think you are still talking about the 867 start date. The problem is even though the zoroastrian rulers in 867 are bugged. Specifically because even tjough they are Feudal their city holdings are set to clan instead of republic which means they do not make money or provide levies.
There is a simple work around of firing the mayor and reassigning a new person to it but:
1. You end up with a lot of random people who hate you.
2. You cannot vassalize anyone because their cities will have the same issue if the are already Zoroastrian or convert.
It should be an easy fix for Paradox but they have not acknowledged that the issue exists yet.
The problem doesn't exist in 1066 it seems so I need a leader who can get the piety to convert fast before zoroastrian disappears entirely and can survive the inevitable holy wars that will come continuously.
@@bullettrain2224 I didn't run into much of a problem with cities but yeah my income was pretty low early game. It's more of a minor nuisance than a game breaking bug
@@byterute1868 It's a bug because it's not supposed to work that way. But you are right of course, it's more of an inconvenience than a game-breaking bug.
If you are looking for most interesting overall starts, have a look at Prince Ashot of the Armenian Principalities (867). He starts with a full diplomat tree, as well as an additional free diplomat lifestyle trait, and the Administrator trait. He is a vassal of the Abasids, which is rough as an Apostolic, but his contract has title revocation disabled and religious protection. He starts as Chancellor, and leader of the independence faction.
He can easily vassalize the independent Armenians, and quickly form the Kingdoms of Armenia and Georgia
The objective of restoring Greater Armenia is super fun, (especially if you also take over / dismantle the Byzantines)
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Chieftain of Traendheim is also cool in 867. 5 sons and historical Rollo at court, even that he is unplayabale via iron man.
So we ever getting that Daura campaign?
9:20 I love the usage of Ducketts there.
Me: **waking up and looking at RUclips notifications**
Alzabo: **made another cool top ten**
ISP: *OVERPOWERED DWARF KINGDOM*
There are only two Paradox youtubers that I watch, for each side of my sanity...
I like to play as Bolade of Benin, the first in the Benin dynasty in 867. He's got a random start and you can easily murder the entire royal family of Ife, your overlords, to get the title for yourself as well as an enormous quantity of gold as inheritance.
I would add an honourable mention for the count of the isle of mon off the cost of Britain, they get an amazing unique decision that turns them into awesome raiders, turns them feudal, gives a king title and gives 7500 men that can be gotten in Ironman on your first character if you plan properly.
Video ended 5min ago and im still chuckling at 'Bless the pain down in africa pun', absolute gold
Privet, tovarich) Great pronunciation! But if you would say "R" like lion's growling, you'd be our true comrade =)
Why haven’t anyone mentioned the Library of Alexandria in the comments yet!!
Your puns are giving me an aneurism and I love it
I really enjoy playing the Occitan rulers. The Toulouse one, under west Francia. (Occitans have the Visighotic codes, enabling very early access to equality law and the high partition law)
And count Guilhèm of Lyon. (Lotharingia) This one especially. Cause you can easily join the independence faction, and your liege, king Lothaire will give you the duchy title to "please" you. (he also has a personal and exclusive Duke title name. He's called the Dauphin instead of Duke.)
I love the Duke of Flanders too. That guy can spew out tons of gold, and he's only a fortune builder. As early as 900 AD making 9 gold per month. You can easily blob into Lotharingia, because of the conflicts, sometimes vikings launch conquest against Lotharingia, and it splits in half, making the north independent. And you can also face the king without problems, because they usually have a weak military.
But my favorite character by far is Duke Jiawei of Ganzhou. He's on a prime position for defense, you can unify the kingdom of Xi Xia very quickly, (and vassalize the other two han dukes) because he can launch holy wars. And from that onwards, very easy to form Tibet. He also has that unique religion, Taoism.
If you like, you can also start as that tribal Nestorian from Wuluhai. And do both conquest and holy wars. That's such an overpowered start. I was midpoint for Tibet, sitting atop of 4k gold. Having nowhere to spend. (tribal) doing hunts, feasts and pilgrimages. I also founded the holy order. It gets a little hard close to the end. Because you get that negative opinion for being tribal and having feudal vassals.
These are my personal picks. All from 867 AD start. (I don't like late starting dates. Sorry.)
Came here faster than the spread of corona
I now know what whiplash feels like..
Aren't the starting stats of leaders random? The starting traits and and education for each ruler is generated at the start of the game. I know this because I have restarted my game a few times to get the stat start I want. Unless certain leader have presets?
It is for most but certain leaders have their stats set. I'm pretty sure all of the recommended leaders from the various start dates/locations do (#2 - Earl Alfred DEFINITELY does and his stats are bonkers) but based on this it looks like there are other random leaders scattered about with guaranteed stats as well.
I did the Mother to us all achievement with Ironman on but it didn't fire for me and wasn't in the in-game achievement list so I had to give it to myself after converting all of Africa. Same also happened for Sibling rivalry. Are some achievements bugged?
Never stop making puns. It brings me such joy. Thank you
I have played basically nothing but Haraldr Fairhair since TOG was free for ck2 (with the exception of achievement runs). I remember thinking at the time that it was a relatively small start too.
I'm pretty sure it's heretical to form Sweden as the guy who's famous for forming Norway though
"buckets of ducats" -- instant thumbs up. 9:20
Haestein is back \o/
8:45 That county just across shore from Sri Lanka, Madurai, has 7 holdings. Prime real estate.
Ck3: Alfred the Great campaign is hard.
Us : U kiddin right?
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Prince Karl, Duke of Swabia in 867 start is a pretty fun one with some luck. Your father and liege will be declared on by your brother the duke of Bavaria, who will soon become king of Bavaria. But you have unpressed claims to West Francia, East Francia, Italy, and Bavaria once that kingdom is created. Duke Adalhard is one of your Vassals so you can also press his claims instead. You are kind of at the big dogs' mercy for a while but if you steadily build your holdings with manufactured claims and build your levies, you will eventually start seeing excellent opportunities to take over shit.
Great video and analysis.
I'd like to add Chieftan Krak of Krakow in the 867 start, he starts with 2 holdings and he's first in line to inherit 3 more from his cousin on his northern border, so if he has an "unfortunate accident" you can create the High Chiefdom of Lesser Poland very quickly!
8:22 I saw that History of the World I Guess reference :)
Love all your videos, man! I'd love to see a top ten WORST leaders in CK3. Can't wait to watch your next video, regardless. Cheers!
Still waiting for that Horse video🐴
@9:13 Abdul Walking Like an Egyptian, I see your reference there
Fatimid Caliphate: Are you seriously going to usurp Egypt from us?
Abdul-AlMadjid: YES, I AM!
Idk how but your narration reminds me of sseth. Subscribed.
I've been looking for a good Imperator guide. Looking forward to that next video.
Where is my man Count Herbert of Vermandois in 1066?
They need to bring back the Karen and Justanids event troups! Bavandids are doable but sooo hard and sometimes impossible...
What about Karl Drye of Kiev, starting in 867 with the genius trait and a claim to the kingdom of ruthenia
really like your videos man, tks for the content :)
Came for the list, stayed for the wordplay
Strictly speaking the point of Alfred's start is to Re-enact British history, he did beat the Vikings after all... (Although they did get the Danelaw...)
My first ironman was count of Anjou and i made him the emperor of Asturias, King of Asturias, Badajos, England, Scotland and many other lands all the way from North Africa, France to Germany within 200 years.
The fact that Eudes Capet isn’t on this list tilts me greatly.
Man, my second try was with Herald and it was exactly like you showed. Divorce wife and merry giantess, then a lots of raiding and conquering of Norway.