Airtight Abby | Your Mom's House Ep. 755
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What's up, CHOMOS?! It’s another episode of YMH with Tommy Bunz and X-Tina! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P are flying solo and open the show with a clip featuring a gentleman who's all about "eating groceries". The Main Mommies aren't alone for long as they are joined by a very special guest, an airtight queen above 18 by the name of Abby. A few episodes back she sent us a story so unbelievable Tom didn't think it was accurate or even written by a woman. But he believes it now as Abby clears the air and speaks her truth on what happened on that faithful night abroad. After Abby, Tom and Christina also get into some clips about Kurt Cobain's gender, cat kisses, face tattoos, foreign accent syndrome, men's retreats, tree climbers, and a beautiful fan rendition of "Good Morning, Julia," plus so much more! Pull ‘em up and strap in, y’all.
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RUclips Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:02:26 - Breaking Records And Plugging Dates
00:05:57 - Opening Clip: Eat The Groceries
00:21:26 - Airtight Abby
00:31:38 - Tom Believes The Story Now
00:39:23 - Breaking It Down
00:46:15 - Back From Break and Wings Of A Dove
00:51:15 - Healthy Queen Clip
00:53:49 - Kurt Cobain
00:57:48 - Coconut Travel Tip and Harry Potter Adults
01:05:42 - Tree Climbing and Men's Retreats
01:11:53 - Cat Kisses and Face Tattoos
01:18:17 - Foreign Accent Syndrome
01:20:50 - Good Morning Julia TikTok
01:23:40 - Christina Curiosity
01:26:42 - Closing Song - "Cool Girl Club" by Versace Kolache 
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They listened and took out the intro spoiler clips?!? Yessss
Crazy
And that cringe “this week on your moms house”
I never understood the problem.
People just had to double tap 1x (or two) to skip 10-20 secs.
It was a non issue.
They listened to the poors!
FINALLY
"Conjoined or regular?" is the funniest thing anyone has ever said on this pod and it didn't get the laugh it deserved. Kudos mommy Jeans, that was great.
Dude I just heard her say that shit and couldn't stop laughing 😂😂😂
Abby took the phrase “she for the streets” to a whole new level
I kept yelling “for the streets” over and over 😂
Cat lady
EAT TOM'S SCRUM ALREADY, KRISTINE
you made a grown man cry
#TomDeservesBetter #TwoHusbands #NoScrum
DAMN IT KRISTINE
She needs to help him "reconnect" with nature
@@CHINESE_PRIDE ih that he does lolol why do u think tom tours so much 😂😂😂
@@CHINESE_PRIDEyou need to help Tom connect with nature, homie.
Please have a button for Nadav’s uncontrollable laughter for the background
Nadav would need a cut on that per laugh track. 50$ per
i miss it sm
Hate from Florida
Is this going to be the new "it" comment now that everyone has to stop complaining about previews? 😆
Oh I haven't started it yet is Nadav back?!
Abby is the alter ego of a thirty year old small business owner who brews coffee for a living.
Bruh
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm dead
Lol!
The owner from *that* other YMH video 😂
Abby is in trouble. This is the internet, someone already has found out who she is guaranteed.
That will help her OF account
Found her but i aint telling 👀
Nothing better on a Wednesday morning than an old skool YMH episode. No guests, just shooting the shit and making fun of tik tokers. Y’all make my day
I believe Abby, mainly because she has the vocal fry of a super cool Girl.
Those raspy sounding broads are the best to go drink a 🍺 with
RIP whoever marries Abby.
I might be insecure but how do I compete with 4 huge athletic dudes?
Imagine kissing her goodnight 🤢😂
My best wishes over your father then , mate
She's a bop fr
But the story, bro.
Marries?? Oh you sweet summer child...
A "Billy" will forever now be a recurring character in the YMH universe
If Abbey is not brought onto First Date I will riot. Give her the "VICE documentary" style disguise (blurred face and or bandanna with a flat brim).
plot twist-- she IS Lauren Compton
PhalloFill now sponsors the mommies IM DEADDDDD ☠️
Makes you wonder if buns took the leap
LOL
Money talks
IM SCREAMING😂😂
Literally only ad I’ve “rewound” to go back and watch 🤣🤣
There are two types of girls in this world. Those who spend their summer in europe getting spit-roasted by black soccer players, and those who spend their summer memorizing every line of the "Good Morning Julia" video.
I'll take the former rather than the latter.
I know which one I'd pick
the girl who covered the good morning julia guy is HILARIOUS that was great
No intro clips we won y’all 🎉
Now ...... the divorce and the program will be great!
#TomDeseevesBetter #TwoHusbansIsTooMuch
We always win! Us jeans are the most inclusive and participant of any other podcast fan base out there. Mommy and daddy tell us to go fuck with someone's socials, we go, they tell us to buy some tickets, we buy. There is no better fanbase out there for podcasts, they have to listen to us at this point lmao! Garth knows we know because the jeans told us
No stolen valor here boss
You cried and complained and got what you want bravo 👏
That was so lame @@BoinkrNanis
When Christina says, "the heat scares me" when talking about Tom's ass. Funny
‘Hello Julia’ started sounding like the Lord’s Prayer I felt like jumping in
LMAO 😂
reminded me so much of church 🤣
😂😂😂
Remember people, you're not "disgusting" or "lacking morals, dignity and self esteem".
You're just 'experimenting" and "enjoying the college experience" 😂
Have you really gotten this far in life without learning that not everyone shares the same morals as you? God forbid somebody does something that a stranger doesn't like!
sounds like your celibacy is involuntary there my dude
@@Legitpenguins99 If it's your daughter, are you thrilled about this one? Be honest...
@@Legitpenguins99 keep that same energy when your daughter is going airtight in a different country with 3 guys she’s know for 2 hours, whilst stroking another she’s known for 10 minutes.
No, she nasty
She’s gonna tell her future husband she’s only been with two guys 😂😂
And then say twins so the guy she is with thinks it’s a joke…
Exactly 🤣 Idk why I find that so funny 😅
Four guys*
Ain’t no one marrying her lmao
Yeah poor future dude
I love how she keeps saying "knock it off my bucket list" 😂😂😂
Perhaps the concept of a "bucket list" is a very dangerous justification for a lot of things you may wind up regretting. Though I don't think this chick will, she seems assembled from a long lineage of whores.
more like a fuckit list
I've met rubam too😅
Who ever is responsible for the random water champ cuts. Thank you 😂
The trans getting upset about being misgendered but then misgendering Kurt 50 times.
Play stupid games...
He deserves all the hate from Australia 😂
50 time, 50 time, 50 time left, 50 time right
Going through the full autocue of r-words out the gate had me on the floor.
It was a retard playlist 😂
No doubt was dying 😂😂😂
Imagine the dad recognizing his daughter's voice in this episode
Brutal!
Part of me thinks she was lying.
@@rhudson3290 that part of you needs help
@LeMoistQunt it's not that deep dude
@@gabrielruiz219 it really ain't, you should know better if you comment that type of shit lmao
The Kurt Cobain story and calling HIM they/them bothered me way more than Abby going into detail about her air tight night LOL and at one point, I was picturing it🤦♀️😂
Abby wonders why she hasn't found a committed partner yet. 😅
If I ever hear shit like this, we definitely ain't getting married
"Abby" is definitely in the Cool Guy club.
Guitar rifff!!!!
Weedly whhhaaahng
SHES the predator haha
“Conjoined or regular?” 😂😂😂
I mean, good question but who else would ever guess conjoined?
She copied that from Bret
A comic?
redwinehouse CRUSHED "Good morning Julia"
fuck yeah she did
Just watched that it was ace!
She dont have the bespoke coving
Not enough fans...I'm offended
What a gut wrenching feeling to be listening to YMH and Abbie sounds suspiciously like your wife or girlfriend.
A lot of peoples mom, gf, wife have done some real nasty shit. Way it is. Don’t ask don’t tell.
Parents must be so proud. 😂
Would love to see the DAWGS Matt and Shane on here
I support the idea, but I think they're too funny for this show. Maybe 2 bears would be a better match
YES then we will be truly blessed
Matt on WMMA would be a blessing, shed be schooled in 4 strokes
@@user-pu6ru6dj7wnonsense
Yeah that needs to happen
Imagine finding the girl or your dreams then hearing her tell this story 😂 Abby is a disaster
Why?
@@justin-md4xmImagine being you, asking why. Our society is doomed
@@MyNameJeff.. imagine you using commas correctly
Fucking heart breaking
Listening to Abby made me indescribably sad. Great stuff jeans
Yo that coconut dude is a straight up serial killer.
Miriam Margolyes is a national treasure! You should see the clip of her on Graham Norton where she recalls a time she 'creamed in her knickers' while sat next to Matthew Perry, his face is gold 😂
She's a fucking LEGEND
She's old lady goals❤
Hate from Hogwarts
I feel as if Abbie required 2 seats on her flight to Europe
you can hear it in her voice.
Any woman who calls herself “slim thick” is most likely a whale.
And here I was thinking I’m alone in thinking that
"Slim thick"
Fully imagining the fat one from euphoria
Plot twist, Abby is the over sized travel expert 😂
Tom had a great point I found those twins SO FAST 😂😂😂
abby is the reason i got trust issues
Why? She wasn't cheating on anyone.
@@voice_of_a_little_ladyNo. just straight up lying.
She was so proud to be a ho3
Disgusting
@@claudetecumseh8415 Ah, you don't believe her story... To each their own.
Toms knocking on the underside of that table during that story lol
Fact check ✅ true
I've never felt so seen. Christina said "Rudy the Salvadoran busboy." My name is Rudy and I'm Salvadoran 🤣
Yoooooo I cried laughing @redwinehouse "Good morning Julia" video! Perfection
The way abby talks, I completely believe she wrote that.
The airtight story became a lie when she described herself as slim thick 🤣 ain’t no way
🐳🐳
She big over the phone lmao
She's definitely 185+
Skinny fat
Thick in all the right places.
Money says Abby is built like an NFL Left Guard
That girl killed that Joe clip! So good 😂
It's always so fun to hear Christine's disdain to lick Tim's scrum 🤣
She called it vulgar hahah
Yet If you don't eat ass the first date you're a square 🤣🤣🤣
The only thing funny about christine is that the freemasons got her by the balls or she would have zeeeeeero gigs
#TomDeservesBetter #TwoHusbandsIsTooMuch
Yeah sticking your face into a fecal matter scented orifice is so arousing.
After 8 years of never missing an episode i think its probably healthy for me to take a break. The whole airtight stuff was funny at first but man that steak is cooked and then some.
Thank god you announced this
@fomes hey everyone complained about the opening recaps and they listened. We complain so they know what we do and don't like. But I'm cool being the odd one out on sucking and fucking strangers, you all can keep your weird shit.
"Weird for them but not my problem." needs to be on a shirt lol.
"Kurt Cobain was trans, oh but dont you dare assume / misgender me "
I love that I chose to eat my lunch during this episode 😆
I have made this mistake and almost puked in my car 😂😂
Lunch 3 hours ago? At 6am
Pacific time? What are you… British?
@@ComradeCooper yeah I'm in the UK 😂 always look forward to YMH at midday on a Wednesday 👍🏻
Haha nice. I like your style Madeline.
Girllll you should know better by now 😅
Ripping the piss out of the R word to kick the episode off is beauty😂❤️
When Christina said “were you afraid you would doo doo” 😂😂😂😂
My biggest fear is getting into a relationship with someone who has stories like Abby - and her not telling me until we are deep into a relationship
Its enough to break a dudes heart forsure.
I'd have no issue leaving her, for having that kind of background. I've dumped women for learning about them dating a Black guy. I'd absolutely leave, for having a story, like Abbey's.
@@justinwilliamson6355 racism is cool
I vow to never fall in love with an Abby after hearing this, just to be safe
Too many modern women have a story like Abbey's. The juice ain't worth the squeeze, for ANY OF THEM, now days.
that hey Julia cover was 10/10
I can’t imagine why abbi is still single. Who doesn’t wanna bring home a classy girl like that to the fam
I can't imagine why you are still commenting like a 14 year old incel
Less than 2 min in and we hear the R word like 30 times. Reminds me of my childhood
Same
That chick doing the good morning Julia speech was so in sync with Joe that it sounded like that two-tone voice that comes out of somebody who's possessed in a movie. It was hilarious and freaky all at the same time.
"Slim thicc is how I would describe myself"...said every manatee, ever.
The camera shot when Tim put the liquid death down absolutely leveled me. They’re not even being subtle anymore 😂
Time ?
@@grantvicknair 50:50 ?
No way in hell are my buddies participating in an airtight sesh with me. I could never look at them again in my life.
I'm not gay, so having another guy in the bedroom doesn't interest me at all, but if I somehow found myself in the situation, I would maintain uninterrupted eye contact with the other guy so that it scarred him. Only way the memory could make me smile.
I laughed so hard at them ripping on the guy with the coconuts. That guy is a doctor. His name is Paul Saladino. Joe Rogan follows him. Still the coconuts on the plane is absurd
😂😂😂😂 this is hilarious, for some reason i was thinking of Goodmorning Julia all day today! She crushed that😂
This Miriam Margoyles clip is hilarious, but she has sooo many good ones. Shes a legend, love her.
I would divorce Christina for not letting her face be a seat..
And not for pandering to a ton of neonazis ideals as preached by her papa Jordan Peterson ??
#TomDeservesBetter #TwoHusbandsIsTooMuch
I hope you're joking:) Because if this is something that's important to you then you should discuss it and know BEFORE YOU GET MARRIED 🙄
@@Jamie-pt2up someone should have told Tom that, not I.
Im never dating a girl named abby ever again 😂
Girls like her, are the reason I walked away from falling in love.
I really hope I'm never cursed with having a daughter this day and age, Jesus Christ lmao
I feel unhinged at 8:30 in the morning! Hahaha
Now I want to hear the airtight story from the perspective of the 4 guys!
I'm sure Abby's future husband will love having leftovers
I've got news for you dude. Pretty much every woman you've been with was "leftovers."
Hope her dad listens to the podcast and recognizes her voice, lol.
It’s crazy how someone can break the part of their brain responsible for shame and regret
Abbie is just trying to get into comedy. She's already got "yes and" down.
You've been conditioned to feel that way. That's a you problem.
@@fukuuumore like an Abby problem
@@fukuuu It's the other way around. Getting conditioned in thinking it's normal, but who cares anyway. Freedom & liberty. 🤷
She doesn't regret that shameful lie
That Good Morning Julia was so fucking good lol
"So I can continue breastfeeding my cat?" Um, ok?
How did they miss this, couldn't believe it
@@MrFozzie52probably because they knew it was a joke.
A guy’s biggest fear is to end up with an ABBY. You never know when she’s gonna get that itch when you’re married
RIP to Abby’s dad
The closing song is an absolute banger
Why don't you come touch my soundcloud thru the fence then chomo!??!
The camera cutting to Christina not using a coaster and then Tom using one has me rolling 😂
Not all heroes wear capes, Abby, thank you for your service. We need more women like you!!
Todd and Christine finding out about Miriam Margolyes is incredible 😂 they need to do a deep dive on her interviews
22:13 tom staring straight into the camera 💀 and saying you save that for someone you love 💀
33:18 mommy tina was so proud of herself when she asked the ranking question 😂😂😂 this call is amazing
The tik tok stitch of Good Morning Julia at the end! The best!!!
Bahaahaha, the glass of water cam. Props.
Hate from the Por Osos distillery 🐻
Hate from the rest of the US who can’t buy it yet… work harder!
@@kurtbruderly6782 it's a white label brand so chances are it's available elsewhere under a different name for 75% less. It's kinda how these things go. They approach them with premade vodkas and say "which one should be yours?" And they pick one. That process of meeting and talking numbers for the contract takes weeks and months and thus "they've been working on this for a year" when in reality it's completely hands off like their merch business
Redwinehouse, now do Fed Smoker at the Falcon Carwash 😂
The "Cool Girl Club" song goes hard 🔥
TYSM touch my soundcloud thru the fence
"Direct them like traffic" 🤣
I just finished watching Theo Von being a guest on Down with Sean and Marley. LMFAO good start to the show omg
After watching thousands of podcasts, this was by far the funniest report I've ever heard in the past 15? years.
Anyone want to eat my groceries? 😉
Mssp needs to be on here!!
They really have PhalloFill ads now 😂 love it hahah
That closing song was a banger!
Daddy's girl making him proud he spent the money for college to expand her experiences 😅😅😅😅
Breaking attendance records by making people sit on top of each other is why you're a legend. 🤣
Tina is gettin ptsd just from the thought of tossin Tim s salad😂
Tom is treading dangerously close to going into Howard Sterm territory with the Abby guest