Vagabond Vacations | Your Mom's House Ep. 740
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Welcome back to the Mommy Dome with Tom Segura and Christina P! It's a new year, same jeans as we begin with a clip of a very unique fashion model before a heated discussion about Metamucil gets underway. Tim and Christine then learn how men using straws is very "unbecoming", revisit some vintage Disney adults, and go down a rabbit hole of hatred courtesy of the comments section of internet barista Caitlin Campbell's Instagram page. We then take a trip to Nigeria and Turkmenistan with a courageously dumb tourist and get some insight on world travel from Chad in the booth. Next on the show we have a HUGE batch of upsetting TikToks curated by THE Christina P which includes a man with period cramps, a guy with tattooed eyeballs, a disruptive gospel singer, a tongue piercing, and a very talented sommelier. We then wrap up with a very special and very cool animated show inspired by the cool guys from YMH! Enjoy!
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:08:05 - Opening Clip: Chocolate Chip Man
00:12:28 - Metamucil
00:17:36 - Clip: Sucking Straws
00:25:10 - Caitlin Campbell's Instagram
00:38:41 - Clip: Disney Adults
00:44:45 - Clip: Trip To Gombe
00:49:10 - Clip: Turkmenistan Vacation
00:53:34 - World Traveler Chad
01:03:51 - Clip: Aussie Flat Earther
01:10:27 - Christina's Curations
01:14:18 - Eyeball Tattoo Guy
01:20:20 - Clip: Flight Disturbance
01:22:47 - Clip: Sommelier
01:24:40 - Clip: Tongue Piercing
01:27:23 - The Cool Guy Animated Show 
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I miss Nedav’s laugh 😞
He made the show
It's not the same without him I've been watching old episodes to fill the void
Also seems like they don't involve any of the crew anymore since he left.
Makes one of us. Lol
Because he left to start his own show. If you miss him go watch his show. They're not involving the crew as much because they don't want the fans to tell them to leave to start their own shows.
"Hate from Australia" has me weak af 😂😂😂😂
I bet it was Craig Jones
I want a Caitlin Campbell heel turn now
I feel like I haven’t laughed that hard in years.
YO DEADASS. WE UP OUTTA HERE
@@williamRE😂😂😂😂😂
"Hate from Australia" had me physically wrecked as much as Tom 😭
Christina kills me “I’m a little thrilled that bullying is back”
That’s like the only joke she has.
So glad Nadov is gone. Could not stand his gigantic, annoying and forced laugh. Had to stop watching. When he left, I came back.
That's funny, I left because of Kristen and her TikToks, just came back and Nadov is gone, you're probably right.@@anonymousanonymous-nt8ls
@@chrstphrluis2206 Sense of humour is not for everyone. Hopefully you get some some day
I was screaming laughing at the hate that barista gets 😂
“Hate from Australia!”
@@landocommando8"i like coffee, heres my outfit, i...hate...you" -tom🤣
She is probably making bank. So she don't care.
It's both awful and hilarious at the same time. She seems legit a sweet person. But damn the unmitigated hate
@mrmobius ur awful, hate from Scotland ❤️
Hate from Australia is going to be the new popular line on Garth’s socials
Wow that animation was dope AF! Please hire this guy and drop a new one every pod!
He even got Tom laughing at the guy crushed by the car!! So well done
I was a little worried, but the end got me
100%
The fixation on Christina drinking has always been a funny little gag. But the camera focusing on her drinks on the table is fucking hilarious
I haven't watched in a while and I came to the comments to see if she's been hitting the sauce a little much. Lol.
That hate for that girl for no reason is the most internet thing ever and tom dying laughing is everything
Awe, shes in Seatlle so that makes sense a coffee lover lol
Welcome to the internet. It's a reflection of reality.
@PowerfulRoman it's exactly why since day 1 I never got a Twitter. Didn't need much logic to see how that would turn out. Now look, I'm a decade older with less mental health problems lmao. Social media is junkfood for your brain. But, if you indulge, it's on you what happens.
@@BoinkrNanis Thank you, oh wise one lol
Honestly I immediately dispised her aswell
The animation at the end is a Mommy Masterpiece
The fight scene was awesome
That shit had me cracking up
So great!
That was so on point ❤❤❤
Started off slow and i was hoping it wasnt going to be lame but it built up and built up and when you thought it was done, nope! There was more and more.
Proper laughed, it was beautiful.
God, whenever Tom laugh-cries it reminds me why I fell in love with this show lol that Instagram account he found was so fuckin funny. His love for the dark stuff is unmatched.
The cool guy animated show at the end is hands down the most hilarious thing I've seen in ages. As a long time fan, it's awesome seeing so many of the cool guys put together in such a great clip!
I laughed so hard 😂
Glad to see the auteur visions of the production team shining at 52:03 when we cut from Christina's water drinking to a dramatic shot of her placing the glass down beside her coffee
I came to the comments looking for this comment, lol. What the heck was that?!
Gotta get that Liquid Death money
I've been noticing this on like the last few episodes! What is that about? Is it advertising?
It's to highlight how our Main Mother is the true water champ. This has been a topic of debate for almost 10 years.
@@ericlinderman5587haha yup I’m glad someone else knew that
740 episodes in the course of over 10+ years...I just watched in under 2 years every single episode of ymh from the vary first episode with Tom and Christina on a couch in redbands house to thier new home in Austin and everything in between. What a ride it has been and will continue to be. Love everyone at ymh.
Has it gotten funnier or less funny?
That animated short was EPIC. Thank you for your service Dentin🫡👖
Tom turned into Bert squealing at the coffee girl😂
Thank you for still making free content for us poors in 2024 ❤
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😅🤣😂😭😢🤣
They're still making hella money from this fyi
They suck
@BlammoGer just say you're a fat poor and move on. Jeez
Holy shit, Dentin! 👀😅🤣😭😭🤣👏🏼
Thanks, for another great episode, YMH editors/producers(Booth Boys), Tom & Christina! 🤣👍🏼❤️
Tom and Christina acting like the coffee chick isn't the EXACT type of person they would make fun of on YMH is fuckin wild 😂
I love solo episodes, hell yeah brother
Me too .... hopefully soon it will be tom solo only and christina can go do podcasts with andrew tatw or jordan peterson or whichever neonazi she likes more nowadays
Hi and BYE YMH. The 69min special was a rip off, and Tom treats people (the poors) like trash. Just like Hinchcliffe. Letting your ego turn you into a monster.
@@Mickey_Valentinebet she’s still super into Victor Orban
@@MrBuketman I don't think Tony ever turned, he has always been that person, sad to see
@@sparky4947 True. Ever since he setup shop at Mothership he’s gotten ridiculous. Mutual roasting is one thing, but he snaps and shows his true colors to even his own crew. Poor Redban.
Tom laughing at the vietnam video at the end of the animated thing was perfect!
The close up on Christina drinking from a straw sent me 😂!!!!
The end animation is so awesome. It incorporates some of YMH greatest hits and Cool Guys. Phenomenal job.
“Didn’t think I was gonna live this long” is the most relatable thing ever
Chad surprised me with how interesting his life was before YHM.
Facts
Can only imagine people with off-kilter lives fit in at YMH.
That bullying of the coffee lady made my day! Tears laughing.
And Christina couldn't understand why, lol! Chick/Guy was so Caffeinated up, I thought it was in 2X speed. Had 60,000 followers..?! That's called "Privileged"! Almost anything they do is accepted and celebrated.
It's abhorrent to laugh, or even state an opinion that's not Positive towards these people.
The black community were seen this way, but Dave Chappelle even mentioning someone Transgender, is all over the news as him "Punching down" on this community.
Previously, it was the black community you couldn't speak against. "We've been protesting non violently, but to get anything really done, we've got to take it to the next level!", was said in a large rally. Many different sources said any other group would have been arrested for going beyond a "Peaceful protest", which apparently that fell under.
Now these "New Victims" are those who we're not supposed to judge in any possible way. Heck, we're gonna victimize them more, by not letting them teach our kids for 8 hours a day..?!
White privilege..?! Never understood it. It's all about Class. Poor folks have no privilege, except like above.
You'd think someone Transgender would do some history, write a book, make a movie on it, and it's origins..?!
"Well, it all really started when CERN turned on in 2012". Don't these people wonder why this didn't really exist 15 years ago..?!". Or how, scientifically, 1 in 25,000 are born Transgender, according to the world's leading child psychologist.
We've got to hate each other, so we don't come together and take what used to be ours, from the several thousand billionaires who've gotten almost all of it.
That's the biggest fear of the "Elite and Powerful". The people united! It's gonna happen. Too many have Awakened! 👍💯🙏✌️
I'm so happy bullying is back. We need it now more than ever 😂
@@timturk1899bruh, her same tone and cadence, while sounding bewildered, was the funniest shit, while tom was dying
Only if she would quit drinking almost a gallon of milk a day
It's reasonable to dislike these kinds of video accounts. It's an exhausting slog of watching someone document their meaningless nothing lives like this forced voyeurism is valuable to advancing humanity. Just look and listen to these kinds of people long enough and you get it. They are exactly the kind of people you wouldn't hang out with in your normal life. It's all about them, they constantly consume like locusts, and their lives are filled with mini "repeat adventures" that is unfulfilling in every possible way. Both experiential and listening to the stories about the experience.
Shame the NPC's mercilessly. They fucking suck.
"Hate from Australia" had me laughing my ass off...where's burt when u need him!
The cartoon at the end is the greatest out of context cartoon ever. If you know you know 🤣
PLEASE SEND Danny to Disney that idea sounds perfect. 👏
He probably would say it's poppin lol
They ain't even paying them properly while they stuff their fat pockets with money. Jews at heart.
Tom and Christina are dead inside, thats why theyre so funny
I'm just glad they gave up on trying to be PC.
@@SmickyDwatch it, you’ll anger the poors 😒
I cant fcking stand it when girls call their man "DAD" and shit like that. Fcking keep your trauma personality at home. She fcking calling him that shit over the mic in front of millions. Cringe as shit. They've become every fcking married couple the people despise. They used to be dope af comedians dude.
Tom's old stand up is too notch. Ever since his pod started getting blowing up, his stand up suffered, bad. And the pig in a flannel was never funny and banks on acting as an "I'll do anything" slut as a form of comedy. 😂
True story haha..Christina can't even dress herself anymore
Instagram has the most unhinged comment sections of any social media, filled with comedy gold
"I wanna shout out Hanes" 😂😂😂😂😂
and the Christina drink pouring cam
I haven’t laughed this hard all year 😂😂😂😂😂 That poor girl 😂😂😂😂 I hope she understands it’s just trolling and that she’s happy regardless 😂
Kristine realizing she does the exact same thing with Budapest as the Melbourne person did to her is priceless. She still doesnt correct herself or acknowledge why people do this
Fully tokked 😂
Its different when you are from the place.
“Hey like my shirt” “I fucking hate you!” 😂😂😂
The way Tom laughed at the hate from Australia comment has me grabbing my stomach I’m laughing so fucking hard
Finally, I don’t have to skip a whole 3 minutes in to get to the podcast.
More like 30 minutes...
I know...
I skipped too far forward out of habit
Yea was gone say atleast 10
i did just that
@@romangg2458 same!
The poors shall rejoice
That’s exactly what I would say about Gombe if someone from Gombe held me at gunpoint on the side of the road.
That cartoon is legit 😂
Enny's face at the words "bag of his own hair". Priceless 1:00:12
It’s been a while since the last time Joey Diaz was on to bring this podcast back up to baseline.
That coffee entrepreneur is about to gain some professional grade hasslers after this episode.
When I was a kid, Paul Harvey would have ads for Metamucil on AM radio. Thanks guys.
Christina, Everybody's too soft these days. Also Christina I'm not going anywhere without roomservice and 5 star hotels
Apparently Tom's money didn't make her any smarter?
This was one of those classic episodes for me thank you very much mommies!
"Hate from Australia", I actually laughed so hard I was crying like a little bitch. He didn't even waste time or energy making a sentence, just so simple and beautifully perfect with only 3 words.
The animated video was awesome, the end when the cool guy van hits the dude, that part really had me crying. Great work. 1:31:35
So funny they have a camera just on Christine's drink
That animation was incredible! Had me laughing the whole time
I love how that newscaster wants a GURTHIER straw. LOVE that.
That flat earth guy 😂😂😂… what in the actual f is he even trying to say? I can’t get over that 😭
I miss hearing Top Dog calling in to say "Hey Buddy"
DENTIN IS A GOD. That shit was amazing. Great work. I damn near cried laughing. wow!
The legs screaming is SO MUCH BETTER with TOny Johns "we up OUTTA here" hahahahaha
“Did a two year old do this” lmfaooo.
Good job Dentin that animation at the end was dope i can’t wait to see more!
That animated show was AMAZING
Sleestack was a great pull 😂
Nothing like a red faced full laugh from Tom to brighten the day 😂
Not sure if it's just me but Spotify only had the first 24mins of the show 1hr after release. Came here to listen to the rest.
It’s only 24 minutes on Apple podcasts also. I think Nadev is back messing things up lol
Crazy to listen to any podcast on Spotify that’s not exclusively there. App is garbage
@chiefkeith5641 it's garbage for music too. The queue system is wack. It takes several taps to add a song to playlist. It's just shit, especially premium.
The episode on Spotify is only 25 minutes long. What the hell? We can't even blame Nadav for it.
I just had to switch to RUclips and I’m not happy
It’s on 25 minutes on Apple also
Okay so I’m not going crazy, it said 1:25:00, then would jump down to 22min when I hit play.
Still blame Nadav.
It says 24 minutes in my app… I thought it was going to be a 2024/24 min goof like “first episode of 2024 is only 24 min long.” And I believed that even more when there weren’t ad reads right after the opening all the way up to when it just cut out mid sentence…
"Lim Jong Un, but white" got me rolling.
That animated bit and the end 😂 🔥🔥🔥
I loved Christina’s hair when it was parted down the middle! It made her look younger too.
The bangs I loved
Wish she would find a good colorist & stick with them.
Same, she looked amazing brunette and middle part. Why was that only shown once
This is probably a prerecorded filler episode, pre-part :/
I hate that she solves her far left daddy issues by pandering to jordan peterson far right
So many moments where I wish to hear nadav laughing
"Typically, it's the hitch hiker that is assaulted by the person who picks them up"
Tom: Yea I might try picking someone up....
The mommies should definitely pick up a hitchhiker and have them in as a guest!!! Guaranteed classic!
In Austin?? Tom won't allow poors to step into his studio
Who drinks a cup drink that comes with a lid without a straw?
Dear me.
My toddler
Especially if driving, after going through the drive thru..?! Gotta have that straw!👍
@@BarfinjoeSippy Cup. Good one! 👍
@@ChillBillVol3Some take the top(fitted for a straw) off, but most I've seen just use the straw. Especially Mickey D's straws, which are almost twice the diameter of others. Perfect for milkshakes.
Now those "Curly Cue" straws..?! Just straight up Gay, unless you're a kid.👍😄😄😄✌️
cartoon at the end was one of the best things on YMH in many months! 😂
Caitlin looks like a live action Eric Cartman…..
Nadav’s laugh was more important then any of us knew
maybe shouldn't have gotten fired. he didn't quit shit
18:59 this is feeling like a classic jeans episode 😍 A little brown talk, stool chart lesson, and new inside joke about straw drinking.
Omggg the close up at 52:04...so funny. There's either a camera back there the whole time recording, or they set up the camera back there after the podcast to get an insert. Either way, love it cause whyyyyy hahaha
"always eating" LMAO!!!!
I love the coffee lady. She makes me happy.
Its a guy
Xim/Xer
The leprechaun ?
Same, she's super nice and doesn't deserve so much hate.
She isn't even gay or trans, but people call her slurs?
She just makes coffee and is fat. Apparently that's enough to spew hate.
God DAMN this sucks now lmao
The end animation, when the dude gets pinned to the tree I was 😂😭 and then "we up outta here" hahahaha
Oh my god The Cool Guy Animated Show had me dying laughing!!! Great job Dentin!!
It’s fuckin morning 🔫
Wake and _BAKE!_ 👍😎
By far the best episode since nadav left! There is hope!!
Agreed
Yo! That animation tho?!?! Hahaha fantastic
38:44 dude this line from Tom made me spit coffee all over my desk.
I haven’t laughed this hard at an episode in a while ❤
They need to add that cartoonist to the ymh crew that was epic!
The animation was great, I can't think of a better way to go down memory lane at YMH studios other than the cool guy a-team 😂
The funny thing about Straw-gate is that there are pictures of him in restaurants with straws in his drinks. Same with Trump. Gotta love Fox and their impeccable journalism.
Perfect animation of the show! Well done, dude! 👏
Went to Disney as an adult. Ended up walking 14 miles in one day. The cramping is real.
Walking made your vagina cramp?
Be sure to notify your neighbors about being registered.
@@conaldeugenepeterson2147😂😂😂
I absolutely need more Dentin animations!
What’s with the random shot of Christine’s drinks?😂
I don’t think the barista haters understand that all those interactions help the algorithm to put her there, it appears to be monetized so she’s making bank just of the hate rn 😂
Good show as always Jeans but the animation at the end was amazing! Love you Mommies
Bring back just Christine and Tim episodes! The uncensored back and forth chemistry is what the people want!!!
Dentin’s animated short is brilliant. “Tom’s having a good day”
Tom Segura is wearing the Nomos Glashütte Ahoi Neomatik Atlantic. His watch game is strong af 💪🏻.
You should see RDJ or John Mayer’s collections. Insane.
@@ShadeNinja2990 I've seen some of their pieces, but some of the best collections I've seen so far are from non-celebrity collectors, especially those from the middle east.
@@Sam_Dthat inherited wealth goes crazy 😜
This show still rocks geeze these comments are worse than that travel video. Period at the end of my comment because im done with the YMH haters!
Neat
Am I high... or did they say my town slough? Not only that said it perfectly 💯🤣
“That grill is wild” 😂😂
"I have an art collection"
Way to be subtle Tom 😅
That's what a newly non poor would say. "Tom" 😂
I do have quite the print collection though.