The Best Sex Life w/ Andrew Santino | Your Mom's House Ep.692
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- Опубликовано: 28 май 2024
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Welcome back to the Mommy Dome with Tom Segura and Christina P and we are still recovering from Charo’s recent visit. We watch some clips about pronouns/gender, discuss #BurpGate, and Tom announces David Wolter the Eerie weatherman has accepted his basketball challenge.
We then welcome comedian, podcaster and actor, Andrew Santino! Go watch his special “Cheeseburger” on Netflix now! They talk about weird fan interactions, working with Bobby Lee, we watch a clip of a cool girl going over her sex stats for the year, discuss Prince Harry getting frostbite on his Cory and having sex abroad. The Mommies introduce Santino to Sam’s Tailor, watch a girl on TikTok who apparently didn’t kill her brother, and review Christina’s latest TikTok curations.
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00:00:00 - Intro - Recovering from Charo and Foreign Parents
00:17:01 - “Hey Girl”
00:23:41 - Burp Gate
00:30:42 - Andrew Santino - Last Meal and Fat Shaming
00:34:47 - Meeting Celebs You Like
00:42:13 - Bobby Lee
00:51:01 - Cool Girl’s Shag Stats, Prince Harry’s Frostbite, and Swinging
01:04:33 - Sex Abroad and Suits Abroad
01:12:53 - “I Am Innocent” and TikTok Curations
01:21:36 - School is Dumb, Signatures and Bob Dylan
01:30:32 - Back to TikToks
01:40:46 - Closing Song: "Hardcore Fun" by Tardcore Fun 
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Santino is the best podcast guest. He meshes into every cast so naturally and is always complimentary to the pod.
He is probably the best podcast comedian. So weird that his standup SUCKS
I haven't watched much of his stand up, but there's a few comedians whose podcast appearances I LOVE, but stand up I don't get that much.
@@freddie_mvp I thought cheeseburger was pretty good. But I agree I like him on pods and bouncing off of people quickly. That’s what he’s great at
@lstewart7579 I agree. His stand-up is pretty good but he shines on podcasts where he can riff and add funny commentary
@@northgambit Delia, Theo? I thought Santinos latest special was good. It’s all subjective
"👁️I'm Bobby mom👁️" gets me every time! Then calls her a build-a-bear and says they built the eyes fucked up 😂🤣
You're so fuckin mean dude - guy who started it 🤣
Didn't he also call her a hammerhead shark!? 😅😅😅
"Wow aboby dis awata fall carazy"
@@DallasMavs81 aa
"I'm bobby mom" cross-eyed santino is absolutely my favorite clip I ever see
IM A BOBBY MUDDA.......
My wife is about to give birth and we're listening to this to chill out and pass the time. Thanks mommy
Good luck
He was 8.2 pounds and 21 inches long! Thanks agian mommy! He came for my hole that spits Into our arms!
You listen to this podcast in public!!!?
How's the birth going lol
How are they/them? Are they deformed, because that would be funny and we want to hear. If not, congrats!
It makes sense why Tom loves Bert so much. Bert is Charro on easy mode, because Bert will actually admit he’s wrong. 😂😂😂
Yes. But only eventually after an hour of:
"No. No. No. No. Let me explain!"
"...."
"Uh-hundred Percent."
(Insert whining laughter)
*chugs Tito's*
Repeat.
@@CHINESE_PRIDE
Yeah, man. It's a real nightmere.
Indeed
When he said charos perversion of stories drives him crazy I’m like YOUR BEST FRIEND IS BERTY😂😂😂
@@CHINESE_PRIDE you forgot "trying to talk through the high-pitched scream laughter"
Santino in any podcast instantly makes it better.
Yes brother
@@dakotacry5265 is
31:33
I completely understand your mom dilemmas and yearning for a different childhood. I heard a therapist say that parenting is learning how to re-parent yourself and learning how to be the parent that you needed to show up for you, but never did. There is nothing wrong with your parents and it’s OK that they did things wrong. It doesn’t make you a bad person for talking about it when you get older too. ❤
This intro was more validating than any therapy session 😂
I relate to Tom and Christina so much about their mothers. It’s so exhausting loving someone who lives in a different reality.
My dad passed away 2 years ago, and on his birthday my mom told me I should “send her a picture and write a letter” I assumed it was about my dad (they were divorced) but turns out she just wanted attention lol
And that's why we find this nonsense so funny.
I feel like there should be a support group for kids of moms Like or similar to Charo but I'm afraid most of humanity would be looking to join
I heard that dude. Also Christina talking about the kind of mom she wanted vs what she got. I feel that so hard 😭
My mom is the same but am I’m the only one who get rubs the wrong way when Christina talk about charro I understand Tom doing it but when Christian do it it’s not funny to me it’s disrespectful I think it’s a personal thing tho because I wouldn’t allow my spouse to talk shit bout my mom
“Emotional vampirism.” Christine described Charo perfectly
Very What We Do in the Shadows
My mom is the exact same way!! She’s never wrong and just blames everyone else for her problems
Christina is Charo…..only not as funny
@@amberw6568 that’s why Charo has her own comedy special and Crystal doesn’t
With a side helping of extortion
"I'm bobby mom" is iconic. Santino is one of the best impressionists 🖤
You don't realize how refreshing it is to see and hear someone else have the same issues with their mother. My mother is 100% the same way
I love Santino so much. He's so great at flowing with whatever the conversation brings. Dude is hilarious.
I started listening to Bad Friends for Bobby. I continue listening for Andrew.
The way he ends his special CHeeseburger is fucking masterful.
Santino has that pure neutral chaotic energy that just flows whichever direction he gets pulled/pushed in. It's great
@@matt-lang Him and Theo Von are great at that. They're able to come up with the funniest shit out of nowhere.
He’s phenomenal
I love when Tom and Andrew can just improvise a scenario out of anything.
That's santino and ANYTHING he's the goat
Truly brilliant guys
Santino is the BEST at tagging in on someone else's bit or premise, immediately, and raising it up a level. You can't ace him, in tennis terms.
If you like that, you should check out Bad Friends 😂
@@epicsandwich305 love bad friends
"You think I'm gonna dance with yooooouuuuu?" is the funniest thing I've ever heard.
That YT comment of Charro looking like a freshly hatched bird still makes me laugh 🤣 😂 🤣 😂
When Bobby does his Dad's accent telling him about the war with Japan and then says sweet dreams 😆 🤣 😂
They dunk
“They dunk Korean in. Every time, layer of skin gone. AhHHhhHhH”
Then he goes,
“Good niiiiight”
You kill grampa
@@jordishima 🤣They need to do animation to that story
Good night…
Charo and Cheeto in back to back episodes!?It’s a great day to pull them jeans high and tight Mommies!! 👖
Cheeto doesn't make us wish for death
For real
Is it Evan? Is it really time to pull up the jeans? Evan???
Haven’t watched YMH in over a year but I’m back to watch all of Santino’s… he makes everyone around him the funniest versions of themselves
Same. They really went downhill for a while but this episode was hilarious
@@daveisdeadthey have a huge ego and it shows. No fun.
Tom almost doing a spit take when Tina said "pull up a picture of Joe Pesci now" ☠️☠️☠️
I love how Kirsten is talking all about Charro's gaslighting and seeing her own version of reality and then moves straight into her fantasy tale about how Tod lost the burp bet without missing a beat.
Do you mean Christina and Tom?
@@madride858585 u mean Krispin and Tad
You just got it
@@madride858585 nah
They mean
Chrissy and Timmy
@@alagui7894 christine and tim and their best friend burnt krishnaw
I can’t emphasize just how much I relate to Tom’s relationship with his mom. My mother pulls that same gaslighting maneuver to this day. Ugh.
Dude same. Haha I was screaming “sammmeeee”
🙋♂️🙋♂️
Sorry to hear that. I sincerely hope you have a great life.
the real honesty is all over Tom's face. He should do this more often, it is riveting
Legitimately one of the best YMH episodes I’ve ever heard
Santinos on his way to be one of the GOATs, his improv skills and impressions have never not destroyed a room
"I'm Bobby mudda, I'm Bobby mom." Is this best clip ever. Still to this day!😅😂🤣
The one where they talk about the asian r word meme is pretty close. One and a three and a ching chong potato, easily the funniest meme ever created and they made it like 5 minutes after memes were invented
Charo has and will continue to be a hilarious gaslighting manipulative parent/grandparent. Thankfully everyone has a huge amount of patience and humor. 😂
And a lot of us have parents/grandparents just like charro. It’s like I’m seeing a Peruvian version of my mom
She's in on the joke. She's playing into it now because you know that Tom has told her they love you in the comment sections and they love it when you're on and I antagonize you for 2 hrs
@@brandonhinrichs4393 obviously you had normal loving parents. Charo isn’t really in on it. She’s legit embarrassed that they “ganged up” on her
@@fluffyclouds555 What I mean by she's in on the joke is that she knows what's going to happen when she comes on the show. She knows that the jokes are mostly going to be at her expense. Being in on the joke doesnt mean it doesn't still annoy you
No explanation needed Tom; totally relatable. We all have moments where our parents can take us to the sharp edge of exasperation and rage.
The humor is so dry yet sarcastic 😂😂😂I can't tell when you guys are being serious.
Santino might be my favorite podcaster. His wit and impressions are at the top.
I wonder if you was aware of his good impressions before you start a podcast
Santino is so good. One of the best comedians going, and one of the few that can translate that to any medium.
He was even hilarious in that god-awful Kevin Hart movie on Netflix. I don't remember the name and I couldn't finish it but it was a pleasure and a surprise seeing him in
@@user-nj1zu2nf1x that movie really wasn’t bad I enjoyed it, but I agree he was good in it aswell
@@user-nj1zu2nf1x that movie was horrendous but Santino smashed it! I hope to see him in more acting roles.
Santino’s real good with accents. I enjoyed his cheeseburger special. Watched it twice. The turtle bit. 😂
Tom, you're dad went to war. Grenades, shooting, death. Charo was a walk in the park😂
Just cause people went to war doesn't mean everything else can be dismissed
I love Andrew, he’s such a good guest. Thanks mommy
He’s the worst
@@samuelpinkerton5307 I love you i Hope everything’s okay.
@@samuelpinkerton5307 nah. The only pod appearance of his that sucks is his recent appearance on rogan.
@@ryanirving3388 I liked that one as well. It's all subjective.
@@samuelpinkerton5307 get off your knees
I legit belly laughed at least 6 times, Santino and Tom are like gay lovers that have KNOWN each other for years lol
I LOVE THESE GUYS!! HAHAHA That was the funnest 100 minutes I've had in a LONG TIME listening to a podcast! lol SO AWESOME!
I know how Big Dog put up with Charo... and why he was so chill all the time... lmaooo Charo got them SKILLS
Tom is Big Dog
Ballhog
Right gawkgawk3000 champ.
Yup 👍 keep your man's balls empty and his stomach full he will ever stray 🤷
She looks like it, look at how long her neck is
Great to see that the lamp burns did wonders on Tim's skin. He looks very fresh
Never forget
Good observations there Captain obvious 🤔🙄
@@georgeprendergast8305 Yeah, thanks for the comment George.
Really adding to the thread.
@@georgeprendergast8305 Valuable input, George. 👍🏼
@@georgeprendergast8305 I appreciate you enriching my life with this kind of insight, George
My favorite guest to visit the studio, also toms looking so healthy❤️
More laugh cues from the laugh track please! I don’t know what to laugh at without it.
Christina opens the show complaining about Charo's gaslighting then immeadiately pivots to her own with Burpgate. This is peak comedy.
Same way they both talk about how insane their immigrant parents were and the trauma they inflicted, then immediately pivot to bashing gender identity and saying how their immigrant parents would have called them rtrd and fixed it. peak comedy.
@@torontoscottnot thinking that a fat dude with a fat black cock is a chick is not gaslighting manipulation hahaha it’s called not accepting literal insanity as scientific fact you fucking moron
@Scott Harry my guy there are only two sexes, anything beyond that is some made up nonsense.
i turn into a telescope when cheeto santino is on
Fuck Santino is so versatile, he's my favourite lately.
Christina is such a good wife ❤️ Being serious for a moment.
No.
"Im abobby mom" 🤣🤣🤣 some of my hardest laughs from bad friends have been from Santino doing Asian accents. They'll be times he just drops it out of nowhere and i lmao every time
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Santino is truly the best podcast guest ever.
GREAT EPISODE !!! Laughed the whole time. Thank you !!!!
😂😂 Tom’s mom” Tooommyy, why does red Ferrari keep calling!” 😂 😂
The older I get, the more I realize most of us had fucked up parents, and in a strange sense it brings me some peace
And then you realize that your parents were fucked-up because they themselves had fucked-up parents, and those in turn had fucked-up parents and it just keeps going like that. Luckily, more people than ever are open to therapy and questioning their conditioning so the chain of suffering can be broken somewhat.
100%. His Mom sounds just like mine. I didn’t think more than one of her could exist!
It’s a natural phenomenon I call “biological repulsion”. It’s like how trees wrap their seeds in tasty fruit - Purposefully so that the seed will be at some point swallowed by an animal. Then travel thru the digestive tract and be tightly packed,by that animals bowels,into a warm stinky pile of feces that will be 🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽hopefully dropped far away from the parent tree- so that the “child” tree has room for its own root system. Post pubescent human offspring are the poop covered seeds. Angry at the tree for letting them get eaten by an animal and for allowing them to go thru darkness and twists & turns thru acid & awfulness (intestinal nastiness) and ultimately blaming the tree for them ending up in a shit situation. Not comprehend the importance of the whole process. Now grow stinky seeds! Grow! And when your kids act too ripe, start to get kinda squishy & begin to attract wild animals- KNOW it’s time. You’re gonna let go- they’re gonna go thru the same process and so it shall go for all human existence. 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥹🥹🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Parents are just grown up babies. Most of them definitely shouldn't be having kids but good thing they did cuz we wouldn't be here to s*** on them
The older I get the more I understand some of my Moms behaviour. They had a whole life going on before we showed up demanding attention! My sister passed away on Boxing Day years ago. She was the first born….brain tumour at 14yrs old. I wish I knew the woman that existed before such trauma. I’m the only girl in the middle of four brothers.
Took her 7 yrs to get pregnant again and then it was one after the other! My Father wanted a big family. My Mother agreed to have the children but did not want to raise them. So she didn’t. Don’t really have any childhood memories with her. They are all with the nanny they hired (such a beautiful soul) and my two Aunts that always stepped up.
So I was lucky really! But it really messed me up being the only girl and not having my Mom to talk to as things changed and I became a grown woman. I became so independent so young. Resented her as a teen. After college I realized by using my energy to try and understand her behaviour and figure her out I was only hurting myself. I offered her a friendship and I’m thankful I did. Especially now that she is gone.
She didn’t quite know how to be a Mother but she was my best friend for almost 20 yrs.
I often wonder if my sister hadn’t passed away how would things have been different growing up. Will never know!
But I do know finding your peace with an absent Mother is so important. We can’t read people’s minds…but we can control ours.
Sorry for the rambling! Trying to make sense. ❤️
I like how Christine was addressing how mothers act but IMMEDIATELY did it when the dictionary came out for burps 😂
@Anoneemus Noename what are you talking about?
As usual, Andrew is the best guest you've had. Wish he could be a guest once a month, they way he always is in on every joke and just keep adding more and more stuff to it, just awesome and fun!
54:27: Good British style joke Andrew. You get another week.
YMH is how I found Santino years ago and I’m so glad to see that his new special was a fucking banger. He deserves all of the success.
Not being a troll because I truly feel glad you liked it. I just felt his material was very flat. Let down for me. BUT him goofing around on pods and when he was pranking people on old Punk’d episodes is hilarious.
@MrBuketman his standup is definitely a different vibe than him on podcasts, that's for sure.
@@MrBuketman I felt that way about his previous special that went to Amazon Prime. I always liked him better on podcasts so I think he waited long enough for this one to come out.
The switch with Bad Friends was magic. Glad to see cheeto here.
This was hilarious😂 probably one of my favorites yet
Christina/Tom- THANK YOU for sharing your experiences about the child/parent dynamics. This has been my experience as well. When I was younger, I couldn’t find the words to express or make sense of my experiences and feelings, but as I’ve grown older, I’ve found my voice and gained a deep understanding. The evolution of my knowledge has developed a ton by learning from a community of those who share those experiences as a reminder that I’m not alone or crazy.
Years of stories of charos gaslighting and once she gets on the show people realize Tom is not lying 😂
When Kristina says she hopes they “vet” the swingers places for attractiveness; and then Tom just goes “uhm” and points at the screen💀😂😂😂
I love Andrew sm, these three have such awesome chemistry together, they should for sure get their pineapple on. Also, that Hardcore Fun jam was actually dope- They even used the R word!
The school bus in the back was the funniest
Its crazy how much mommy issues you both have, the channel and the podcast is called your mom’s house, it’s amazing
Interesting, never connected those dots lol
Many*
lol they do live shoes where they watch dudes shove christmas lights up their d hole as a christmas special and they vent a little about charo staying with them to long and thats what people focus on lol
Your Mom's [trauma] House
My mom is EXACTLY the same. She expects a high standard from everyone yet she's completely oblivious to her own shortcomings and will use every feasible argument to dismiss her own guilt. There sadly is no good way of dealing with such people as they basically live in their own world and only get more delusional when you confront them.
I agree. Your mom is just like that.
hardcore narcissist. hope you went no contact
Spanish women. In fact I've noticed Arab women are like that too.. pure evil lol
Vibe
Christina wanting to replace her mom with Blythe Danner was so underrated 😂😂😂
The Santino doing Bobby’s Mom truly is one of the greatest moments of all time! I cry laughing every time I see it.
Hearing you talk about your mom made me feel better about mine Tom.. been going through a tough time thanks
I love how Andrew is drinking cheap beer instead of expensive water.
He's drinking ginger whisky whisky whisky
They need a short of Tommy buns saying “more pressure, feel goooood “ fuckin good 😂😂😂
The Sopranos baby voice bit from Andrew was hilarious
Yalls sponsorship with Saatva has been the longest non stop sponsor probably anyone has had no breaks, every single episode at every beginning for years and years and years lol
The "i'm Bobby mom" video is the funniest shit ever
When Tom said "green beans" I tried holding my laughter (since wife is sleeping next to me) but it was so bad that I ended up spitting all over my phone 🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:09:08 "You think I'm gonna dance with you?" Santino is GENIUS
Bro christina is spot on. Tom with a shaved beard has so many more emotions on his face 😂
Seriously. She nailed that one. His faces make me laugh even harder now that I can see more of that fat fuck.
Tom being genuinely flattered at 32:04 so cute!
Cheeseburger was the best special I’ve seen in a while… great work man!
My fav part of this pod in general is when the talk always leads to the guests seeing the curated clips.
The only other time is when we get to hear how the special guest interacts with Christina and Tom, and getting to know the guests (with the clips of course).
I'm biased though, cuz I like podcasts that you actually get to learn stuff either the guest, or getting to hear inside baseball stuff about whatever the podcasters are into. I'll literally listen to a farming podcast if I get to hear (and learn) about farming by way of just hearing the people in those fields interact and be passionate about what they do, the ups and downs.
Cheeseburger the funniest shit I saw in a while Cheeto is my fav comedian
Tom asking how his dad did it with charro doesn’t realize that Christine is just Charro: The Early Days. He is already with a cognitively dissonant individual 💀
That's hilarious. The early days.
Idk each and every time Tom and Push are together on a cast he definitely indicates his disgust with her behaviors. He isn’t that good of an actor and it’s like he’s suddenly understanding that at his station in life now, he could rail some younger, less bagged down with trauma hottie.
Too true
She is actually a quirky but awesome funny lady (not to mention mother of his young kids etc…) who orally serves him constantly 😅
@@chucklecucker AGREED - the way he calls her a donkey and is lowkey honestly grossed out by her behavior lol
Tom reanimates his father in some secret lab to ask "How did you put up with mom?" hahahahahaha
1:04:08 "leave the whole fruits to them" TOMMY BUNS!
I see red when Santino is on. Hope the mommies also touch Bobby through the fence again soon.
Tom: *hates Charo’s perversion of stories the most*
Also tom: *Bert is best friend*
22:58 “I make my own yeast” such a crazy thing to say
Whenever I need a good laugh I watch the "I'm Bobby's mom" clip 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That was one of the most entertaining podcasts I’ve heard in a while. Louis C.K. was also very good however, Bert’s podcast with Louis was just Bert talking about himself while pausing momentarily to complement Louis a bit before continuing on. lol
Andrew Santino would’ve been famous in any era of comedy. World-class
Why was his special so hack then?
Red Rocket is A TREASURE. Thank you to the Mommies and Cheeto for this brutally funny content.
Spit out my beer laughing so hard at Christine farting in Tom's face by his nightstand! Lol
I really feel immigrant Mom’s are this way because that is how their mothers are. My mother is the same way. It’s narcissistic and they love getting you worked up. You have to put boundaries and not feed into it. Love this. It’s such a transparent show.
I like how the first half of this episode was support group recovery from last week’s episode
“Frosted Phallic fiasco”😂😂😂
Counterfeiting Tom Segura autographs now
Man, recovering from Charo makes me realize how my entire family is just a mafia of Charos who work together to force me to participate in their constant motivation-vampirism and happiness-vampirism. Nothing ruins my day more than family.
Bobby lee calling Nadav “Nevada” is the funniest thing he’s ever done
He did that and a few other names when Bad Friends and 2Bears exchanged episodes last April fools 😂
The crossed eye clip is one of my favorites!!!
The signature story is Arnold Palmer. He said you should draw your autograph and sign your signature
Shout out to everybody doin’ their thing and stuff like that, know what I’m sayin??
@Pops Touch my camera through the fence...
@Pops Mental illness.
Always a treat when Santino is on YMH.
Andrew is the best. So funny and love his improv
It’s like a support group for signature writing 😅
Charo is exactly like my Mom, a gaslighting, trolling Latina Lady that will make you doubt your very existence. A freaking LEGEND!