Sexual Athlete w/ Adriana Chechik | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 172

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  • Опубликовано: 27 сен 2024

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  • @cryingjordan8842
    @cryingjordan8842 Год назад +11308

    Gives new meaning to 2 Bears 1 Cave.

  • @newguycanada
    @newguycanada Год назад +4213

    This entire episode will be used in Bert's Divorce hearings

  • @nicholasdumont7115
    @nicholasdumont7115 Год назад +1970

    I think a "Chistina & Leanne Reacts" video to this podcast would be extremely entertaining lol.

    • @ckleung7
      @ckleung7 Год назад +32

      Yea would be great if they're on the podcast at the same time and see their reactions

    • @digitalcassette5
      @digitalcassette5 Год назад +2

      Yesss hahaha

    • @Hein99
      @Hein99 Год назад +14

      They should do like a big reactions compilation of different podcast clips.

    • @JennaTolls.
      @JennaTolls. Год назад +4

      Was just going to type this, it would be brilliant and I’m sure hilarious. Especially Leanne’s reactions 😊

    • @GEOPH2625
      @GEOPH2625 Год назад +3

      That is a genius idea

  • @toddconley3245
    @toddconley3245 Год назад +80

    “Let me finish my story!” - Adriana Chechik
    Legendary quote for this podcast.

  • @tyler4418
    @tyler4418 Год назад +1127

    Her calling Bert fat made Tom's whole day 🤣

    • @Revolution1117
      @Revolution1117 Год назад +37

      That was hilarious!! Brent gaining back his fat & also going hard on Tito's again. Fat", red face, and "Chinese eyes". Perfect episode to expose Bart's "Bart-ness"

    • @simonsays525
      @simonsays525 Год назад +7

      Yeah it did.

    • @theramplocal
      @theramplocal Год назад +11

      He owes him for the tony hawk surfer shot out lol

  • @randomfrankp
    @randomfrankp Год назад +5061

    Oooooh so this is why Tom lost a bunch of weight and got jacked 😂

    • @yourfavoritespartan8841
      @yourfavoritespartan8841 Год назад +59

      Love ur channel Frank, never expected you here haha

    • @MikeH7186
      @MikeH7186 Год назад +22

      I'm trying to do the same and I don't think I'll ever run into her. But there is a chance.

    • @Lethargiccharge
      @Lethargiccharge Год назад +24

      The production value behind getting Bert's wife into greenlighting this podcast must have been why he launched another tour 🤣🤣

    • @ryukenhondaraiden
      @ryukenhondaraiden Год назад +7

      Show me that you like me.

    • @JordanPulmano
      @JordanPulmano Год назад +1

      Hahahaha

  • @JeepTJay6
    @JeepTJay6 Год назад +2944

    The wives are busy plotting their deaths at this very moment 😂🤣

    • @EternalResonance
      @EternalResonance Год назад

      Chechik got her back blown out just like she wanted

    • @kornandfoofighters
      @kornandfoofighters Год назад +1

      Theres a guy out there telling everyone that he had anal with Adriana for her first time and nooooobody is believing him

    • @joeygarcia4277
      @joeygarcia4277 Год назад +69

      My wife will plot mine too for watching and laughing at this shit 😂😂

    • @die4race
      @die4race Год назад +69

      Locked myself in my room with beers and fulled screen this shit , pray for me

    • @devindailey598
      @devindailey598 Год назад +7

      They gotta up their game now! I wonder if Leeann has an alter ego like Christina has Tina LMAO

  • @cristiangomezschmidt7069
    @cristiangomezschmidt7069 Год назад +57

    Idk if he was drunk but Bert was killing the vibe for me lmao he kept derailing shit into lame dad jokes about Tom 😂😂

  • @ZeroWolfLuke
    @ZeroWolfLuke Год назад +730

    Tom is keeping his composure. Bert absolutely relieving his pent up frustrations staying red the entire time.

    • @Bricksquad-ik4wr
      @Bricksquad-ik4wr Год назад +20

      There’s that part where you can see where he’s trying to lay the foundation down to get her number trying to be cool lmao

    • @d.k.childers8917
      @d.k.childers8917 Год назад

      lol he is dying inside for sure lmao

    • @jacobiwilson3887
      @jacobiwilson3887 Год назад +51

      Really shows true professionalism, there's Tom and then there's the squealing tomato faced beer belly Bert.

    • @jakubgadzala7474
      @jakubgadzala7474 Год назад

      Wikipedia: 2020 - Best Oral Sex Scene (with Alex Jones) for film "Swallowed 29" 🤣🤣🤣 Nowadays, you just can't make shit up better than reality itself. I bet, if I told my RIP grandpa he would be confused for a second.

    • @sentientcardboarddumpster7900
      @sentientcardboarddumpster7900 Год назад +10

      @Jacobi Wilson let's be real if Bert wasn't there then Tom would be even more straight laced about it cuz he's afraid. Bert's behavior allowed him to hold it back more, and live vicariously though Bert here haha.

  • @BLINK4444
    @BLINK4444 Год назад +1199

    This episode made me realize why Bert will never cheat on Leanne: he creeps the women out so much that he takes himself out of the running.

    • @elitexpgaming1810
      @elitexpgaming1810 Год назад

      naw cuz she was fucking with ole berty boy lol

    • @dailydork8572
      @dailydork8572 Год назад

      This woman is a bigger "creep" then every dude in that studio combined. She's telling you directly how disgusting she is, and you just eat it up...hates her mom...I wonder why she does such extreme things on camera??

    • @BLINK4444
      @BLINK4444 Год назад

      @@dailydork8572 10/10 would smash. Big fun times.
      Whores get a bad rep. She's given lots of people a good time.

    • @FishNFreshWater
      @FishNFreshWater Год назад +23

      💯

    • @sethganz5936
      @sethganz5936 Год назад +18

      Couldn't have said it better myself

  • @TEZTTV_
    @TEZTTV_ Год назад +2068

    Bert never fails to interrupt every single story

    • @OGxSPARKY
      @OGxSPARKY Год назад +98

      Bro interrupts himself 😂

    • @solanowalter92
      @solanowalter92 Год назад +107

      I'm getting headache from the interruptions.

    • @michaeloftaoism
      @michaeloftaoism Год назад +92

      Yeah even during the most emotionally vulnerable parts he still can't stfu

    • @Propaproduct
      @Propaproduct Год назад +125

      ngl, im fed up with it.

    • @unclejoemcd
      @unclejoemcd Год назад +151

      He's starting to ruin the show for me.

  • @bmunzzzzz
    @bmunzzzzz Год назад +14

    Tom's "I understand" nod when she said piledriver was fucking PRICELESS 😂

  • @MichaelHeuberger-fg9tl
    @MichaelHeuberger-fg9tl Год назад +481

    We need an episode of Christina and LeeAnn watching this episode 😂😂

  • @Josh-ie4hb
    @Josh-ie4hb Год назад +1626

    Tom’s asking hard hitting questions and Bert’s like “You’re pretty” 😂😂

    • @supperman737
      @supperman737 Год назад +30

      Bert reminds me of Patrick in the spongebob movie lol during this episode.

    • @singletinylittlepieceofgar8387
      @singletinylittlepieceofgar8387 Год назад +28

      And then she calls him fat lol

    • @maguslascivious4980
      @maguslascivious4980 Год назад +14

      and she's not even pretty lol... lip injections RUIN

    • @DoggyP00
      @DoggyP00 Год назад

      @@maguslascivious4980 We get it, you're a porn addict who doesn't go outside

    • @WINALLNITE
      @WINALLNITE Год назад

      26:01 she said I take an ice bath after a gangbang and Tom rubbed his face so hard 😂

  • @socksignal
    @socksignal Год назад +627

    Rocco will be on Christina's podcast this week

  • @elliottjohnson9398
    @elliottjohnson9398 Год назад +234

    Bert unironically turning the creep up to 11 while making fun of Tom for asking actual questions is incredible

  • @michelleprather2803
    @michelleprather2803 Год назад +449

    Tom was such a professional in this interview. And Bert was exactly Bert. 😂😂😂😂

    • @atlantean1209
      @atlantean1209 Год назад +10

      Second hand frustration for Adriana. Can’t even finish a story.

    • @SubjectiveFunny
      @SubjectiveFunny Год назад

      @@atlantean1209 aawww poor white knight.. it must be so tough for you...

  • @SyndromaL
    @SyndromaL Год назад +638

    Bert is literally a heckler.

    • @markmirabella4066
      @markmirabella4066 Год назад +31

      An alcoholic heckler

    • @shankrl1
      @shankrl1 Год назад +1

      Yeah anyone that genuinely enjoys the dude is whack. He’s a mess

    • @LifeOfRy
      @LifeOfRy 6 месяцев назад

      @@markmirabella4066 so an... alcoholckler?

  • @unst3rblich399
    @unst3rblich399 Год назад +471

    I like how Tom subtly tries to set Bert up for death. "Oh that's your special move? Show us on Bert."

    • @alexgall8785
      @alexgall8785 Год назад +7

      Subtlety? Lol far from subtle

    • @tobynoll999
      @tobynoll999 Год назад +25

      "You're welcome" made it better.

    • @alexgall8785
      @alexgall8785 Год назад +2

      @@tobynoll999 haha for sure

    • @jakubgadzala7474
      @jakubgadzala7474 Год назад

      Always. However, in this context it is just off the shelf. 🤣

    • @cosmicabyss7358
      @cosmicabyss7358 Год назад +2

      I loved the look Tom gave Bert afterwards just this look of "Good luck explaining this to your wife".
      Then Tom is holding back his laugh.

  • @daisho509
    @daisho509 Год назад +14

    The SECOND she stood up there on Bert in the beginning, he looked like a kid on Christmas morning 😂😂

  • @evfields24
    @evfields24 Год назад +422

    You can see the light go out in Bert’s eyes when she said Tom is healthy and called Bert fat lmao

  • @newman7910
    @newman7910 Год назад +552

    “There’s no way anyone could ruin this interview.”
    Bart:”Hold my beer”

    • @Mike-tt3sc
      @Mike-tt3sc Год назад +9

      Bart Cresher

    • @MrKittenmitts
      @MrKittenmitts Год назад +3

      Bart! lolololol

    • @tonyedgett4243
      @tonyedgett4243 Год назад +20

      I literally yelled "Shut up Burt!"

    • @u2josh
      @u2josh Год назад +18

      lol. after all these interruptions, I actually forgive Ari for drugging Bert. Wish he had given him fentanyl. x_x

    • @benjaminjasko8384
      @benjaminjasko8384 Год назад

      @@u2josh relax, what would the interview be if it was just Tom. There's volley ro each other that's needed for a good interview. Especially for certain guests.

  • @MercifulExorcist
    @MercifulExorcist Год назад +859

    Bert claiming Tom is weirdly into this interview and then proceeding to creep on her is hilarious to me😂

    • @beastcat220
      @beastcat220 Год назад +32

      Right LOL homeboy was projecting..
      it’s hard to imagine this didn’t get him in the doghouse for a while. He pretty much said, “if you tell me you want to have sex with me I wouldn’t say no”

    • @skittlemctitty
      @skittlemctitty Год назад +19

      hahahaha right? Bert lost all willpower & rights to talk at 5:10 anyway 🤣 dude looked at the camera like he was asking Leanne to forgive him, I died

    • @smwrbd
      @smwrbd Год назад

      At 25 minutes Bert starts stuttering.

    • @jg7535
      @jg7535 Год назад

      He took that from the George W Bush playbook.

  • @MrMatznick
    @MrMatznick Год назад +9

    LMFAO.....the stupid grin on Bert's face when she was showing them the "Chechik move" priceless!!

  • @RandersonMedia
    @RandersonMedia Год назад +531

    I love how she won’t let Burt talk over her

    • @inFiniteTraCer
      @inFiniteTraCer Год назад +3

      yeah they just assume to know the end of her statement and cut her off at the end instead.

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou Год назад +15

      She knows the kind of power she holds over Bart

    • @retroliftsprs
      @retroliftsprs Год назад +15

      Dommy mommy.

    • @feezible
      @feezible Год назад +5

      She’s a boss.

    • @alexhlavaty4361
      @alexhlavaty4361 Год назад +15

      Burt just can’t help himself, he can’t just hold on to a thought for 2 seconds instead of interrupting everyone. It honestly makes his podcasts difficult to watch.

  • @guitarnutbolinuli5788
    @guitarnutbolinuli5788 Год назад +540

    Bert is the absolute King of interrupting and destroying the flow.

    • @Soniq_YT
      @Soniq_YT Год назад +4

      He's undefeated!

    • @vvegas7328
      @vvegas7328 Год назад +5

      Brenden shaub is much better at interrupting 😅

    • @johnflatt1288
      @johnflatt1288 Год назад +1

      @@vvegas7328 imagine this interview with Bapa and Bret. It would be excruciating

    • @psSubstratum
      @psSubstratum Год назад +3

      yea like the hell was 23:35-23:50?!

    • @stevehunt914
      @stevehunt914 Год назад

      I prefer it,.. his stories are always better anyway.

  • @--------RR007----------
    @--------RR007---------- Год назад +281

    Adriana is being really nice for being interrupted sooo freaking much. The amount of interrupting Burt does is narcissism and he's gotta get that under control. Specifically for guests.

    • @Spawn7227
      @Spawn7227 Год назад +7

      It's how he is don't like it don't listen 😂

    • @paddington1670
      @paddington1670 Год назад +23

      @@Spawn7227 no, growing and developing is part of living properly - it's not beneath him nor out of reach to attain better public speaking skills.

    • @notsoberoveranalyzer8264
      @notsoberoveranalyzer8264 Год назад +4

      @@paddington1670living properly…?
      These are comedians my dude.
      But more importantly this in Bart.
      Unless you also consider jumping into chlorine pools as showers, that koolaid is healthy, and drinking so much that multiple doctors sincerely do not know how you’re alive ( even though you’re cutting the amount in half; and don’t count light beers as alcohol.) is proper living.
      I don’t really know what the hell you’re talking about.

    • @distillmyheart2455
      @distillmyheart2455 Год назад

      *Bert

    • @lawrencecass6895
      @lawrencecass6895 Год назад +7

      @@Spawn7227 CONSTRUCTIVE CRITISM is a concept thats beyond you

  • @JBRam7
    @JBRam7 Год назад +331

    Tom just watching Bart calculate risking it all is hysterical.

    • @L3onidas
      @L3onidas Год назад +10

      imagine having a glimpse of what Tom was thinking during that.

  • @johngarza9195
    @johngarza9195 Год назад +1137

    Tom needs to be able to cut Bert's mic sometimes 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @philobetto5106
      @philobetto5106 Год назад +27

      Waiiiitttt' waaiiittttt' hhhheeeeeee doooonntt cuttttt myyyyy Miiiikkkeeee' eeeeehhhhhh he! he! he!

    • @mortondity
      @mortondity Год назад +5

      Yesss!!!! He’s a selfish lover on podcasts!

    • @Ironman829
      @Ironman829 Год назад +4

      Uhhhh hundred percent

    • @adammckenzie8769
      @adammckenzie8769 Год назад +1

      Yes yes yes

    • @adamakii
      @adamakii Год назад +2

      its actually wild cause based on the hundreds of hours of tom speaking that ive heard i feel like he would be the type to be the most annoyed by someone like bert

  • @Ace21ization
    @Ace21ization Год назад +152

    You can always tell how excited Bart is by how many times he interrupts. He was hard as a rock today.

    • @devonwilliams2423
      @devonwilliams2423 Год назад +12

      Bert's excitement is a direct correlation to the viewers loss of enjoyment then LOL

    • @theramplocal
      @theramplocal Год назад +3

      Roll of dimes poking out of his pocket

    • @variaxi935
      @variaxi935 Год назад +5

      I'll give him a pass this time because most of it actually came from his heart instead of his extra chromosome

  • @williambrackin
    @williambrackin Год назад +44

    Between Tom’s facial expressions and Bert behaving like a 6th grader, I could not stop laughing.

  • @Lift805
    @Lift805 Год назад +1484

    Tom choose that extra tight shirt today on purpose …we see you Tom 😂

    • @joeyg29jgjg
      @joeyg29jgjg Год назад +32

      Flexin them biceps lmao

    • @JustRelaxingBeats
      @JustRelaxingBeats Год назад +21

      Maybe a little botox on the lips? amirite?

    • @Hockeyking86
      @Hockeyking86 Год назад +23

      Doesn’t even look tight… he’s down to like 205 so damn right he’s gonna start wearing more athletic looking clothing lol.

    • @logandavidmyers
      @logandavidmyers Год назад +12

      He say he a comedian.

    • @Claudiadavena
      @Claudiadavena Год назад +10

      He’s lookin so good tho

  • @mcluhanmedia1223
    @mcluhanmedia1223 Год назад +644

    I think what makes Bart’s interruptions especially annoying is that he seldom has a complete coherent thought he’s trying to interject. Instead, he simply blurts out something incoherent, realizes he has no idea where he’s going, then tries to brainstorm his way out by repeatedly asking: “I wonder, do ya think, do you think…I wonder if, I wonder if you…do you think if…” until he finally stumbles into a complete question that’s only vaguely (if at all) related to the topic at hand.

    • @travisbrassfield6362
      @travisbrassfield6362 Год назад +27

      Don't forget, "Hold on, okay, let's do this... Top Five ____________ (insert whatever he's rambling about so he can give himself the room to talk about 5 things and feel like it's his 'turn' "

    • @MistrDerp
      @MistrDerp Год назад +28

      Nailed it.. It's so annoying 😭

    • @MeanMrMustard-aka-DaDijonDon
      @MeanMrMustard-aka-DaDijonDon Год назад +40

      At 57 minutes in I involuntarily yelled " Dude, Shut Up" in anger... I am turning it off even though I'm interested in the interview... The guest makes the interruptions way more cringe and unpleasant

    • @MistrDerp
      @MistrDerp Год назад +14

      @@MeanMrMustard-aka-DaDijonDonyeah I told him to shut up and stop embarrassing himself multiple times.. Unreal 😅 didn't finish it either

    • @duzhidoes1111
      @duzhidoes1111 Год назад +19

      And then after he’s sucked all the momentum out of a story ‘ok go back to.. u were saying this’ and also u can tell it makes everyone conscious they’ll get interrupted if they leave space and talk more rushed but to no avail… Bert can and will interrupt mid word

  • @Five0Tr33s
    @Five0Tr33s Год назад +217

    Bert should have to raise his hand when he wants to speak. Allow Tom to control the flow

  • @singletinylittlepieceofgar8387
    @singletinylittlepieceofgar8387 Год назад +42

    I’ve learned more about Bert’s wife after listening to this episode than I need to know

  • @brianmcdonald6250
    @brianmcdonald6250 Год назад +113

    Bert not realizing that Tom is asking these questions so Bert doesn’t keep talking lol

  • @bigled3009
    @bigled3009 Год назад +13

    Bert can’t shut up long enough for her to finish one complete sentence. Lol

    • @Kroesprtobaggan
      @Kroesprtobaggan 2 месяца назад

      I wonder if he (int)erupts with Leeann the same way so nobody finishes first except Furst Quickscher

  • @lukecasio9810
    @lukecasio9810 Год назад +323

    Adriana did a great job of rolling with all the weird shit Bert was chiming in with

    • @suryoyo832
      @suryoyo832 Год назад +5

      That Podcast itself is ridiculous how can you stay serious all the time without bursting out laughing.
      Also she is not that high of an IQ

    • @shankrl1
      @shankrl1 Год назад +10

      He is so hard to listen to

    • @jasonwinterton9369
      @jasonwinterton9369 Год назад

      Yes that's why we should start why is Bert so fat thing again

    • @slapt3245
      @slapt3245 Год назад +1

      there's just a way that tom doesn't make it BLARING OBVIOUS he's thoroughly examined her entire filmography the way Bert does....

  • @yeseniaval9141
    @yeseniaval9141 Год назад +431

    I hope she’s invited to your moms house, I’d love to see Christina’s convo with her ❤

    • @pawelzietek
      @pawelzietek Год назад +8

      She was kinda boring.

    • @illicitgraphics1
      @illicitgraphics1 Год назад

    • @inevitableveganfuture3915
      @inevitableveganfuture3915 Год назад +4

      I would enjoy her dark tok reactions, but all the porn talk was so dull and repetitive.

    • @sk8erpunk8389
      @sk8erpunk8389 Год назад +28

      I'll take care of it for you:
      Crustina: "Have you ever browned during a scene?"
      Crustina: "How often do you brown?"
      Crustina: "How soon before a scene do you brown?"
      Crustina: "Have you ever seen a peener too big?"
      Crustina: "Wanna see some curations?"

    • @calvinbuxton5382
      @calvinbuxton5382 Год назад

      Yes!!!

  • @user-el6hq2vr5g
    @user-el6hq2vr5g Год назад +415

    Tom needs a shock collar for Bert so when he starts his BS …zap! 😂

    • @johnhansen7545
      @johnhansen7545 Год назад

      Maybe a spray bottle would work better, I don’t want to listen to the squealing every 5 seconds when he’s shocked.

    • @nimmha6708
      @nimmha6708 Год назад +7

      signed.

    • @mannequinplayer
      @mannequinplayer Год назад +3

      legit brilliant, lol

    • @politerudeboi6898
      @politerudeboi6898 Год назад +2

      best idea ever

    • @cas6767
      @cas6767 Год назад +1

      Another motherfucker to change the batteries multiple times throughout

  • @anthonywutkowski199
    @anthonywutkowski199 Год назад +22

    I feel like they need to do a round 2 just to finish all the stories that were dropped half-way through.

  • @johlwallace8294
    @johlwallace8294 Год назад +183

    Tom has never looked so happy or talked this much during an episode.

  • @travisatwell2855
    @travisatwell2855 Год назад +426

    I love how you can see her gradually realizing how much Bert talks and can’t help interject. It’s hilarious

    • @dawg.fo0dtattoos599
      @dawg.fo0dtattoos599 Год назад +1

      lol

    • @novalover1223334444
      @novalover1223334444 Год назад +74

      I literally can’t make it through an episode because of him

    • @jabbawockdeez8064
      @jabbawockdeez8064 Год назад

      @@novalover1223334444 he is literally every obnoxious coworker you have to work with that doesn’t shut the fuck up ever, all in one lmao

    • @Schedule1ne315
      @Schedule1ne315 Год назад

      @@novalover1223334444 yet here you are

    • @andrewweeks448
      @andrewweeks448 Год назад

      @@novalover1223334444 he's relentless. it's so frustrating

  • @bigbob23able
    @bigbob23able Год назад +85

    "I can hardly tie my shoes, you think I'm going to get my ass eaten?" Might be my new favorite Bart quote lmao

  • @mattstephens6137
    @mattstephens6137 Год назад +67

    I seriously feel sorry for Bert's wife. This dude's a real piece of work.

    • @7scrib
      @7scrib Год назад +7

      I feel sorry for your mentality.

    • @polishvike
      @polishvike Год назад +4

      He sure is, but he definitely brings home the bacon.

  • @pjackson8029
    @pjackson8029 Год назад +39

    Someone yelling at Bert “Let me finish my fucking story!” is something that needs to happen more often

  • @chromasux2
    @chromasux2 Год назад +115

    The flow of conversation is like a boat out in heavy chop, and Bert's the waves.

  • @projecttsukuyomi9909
    @projecttsukuyomi9909 Год назад +211

    Never seen Tom so adamant about not being cut off 😂

    • @snoookie456
      @snoookie456 Год назад +34

      170 episodes in, Adriana Chechik is on the show and NOW Tom is like "Hey, Bert... can you stop interrupting me?"

    • @donaldbolson2753
      @donaldbolson2753 Год назад +25

      To be fair Bert has been more Bertlike lately. I skipped his Tony Hawk ep

    • @evfields24
      @evfields24 Год назад +1

      😂😂😂😭😭😭

  • @design1of470
    @design1of470 9 месяцев назад +11

    this reminds me of when you and your friends almost never hang out with ladies, and then one night for some reason a hot lady hangs out with you, and your one friend can't calm tf down

  • @cowboycontraband9834
    @cowboycontraband9834 Год назад +82

    Bert’s interruptions were at an all time high for this one 😂

  • @somnium7588
    @somnium7588 Год назад +503

    Bert sweating more than usual

    • @borismuller86
      @borismuller86 Год назад +11

      They should have put the Whoop data on screen. Surprised Derp didn’t think of that, he usually loves brand integration bullshit.

    • @bohemianbaron
      @bohemianbaron Год назад

      He's so nervous haha

    • @svenpoletka5236
      @svenpoletka5236 Год назад +2

      Compromising her ability to squirt was not an act of god but an act against god, so she should get paid ipso facto lawyer-wise. Case adjourned!

    • @hazbaska1
      @hazbaska1 Год назад +1

      Also red as fuck

    • @ttudoc5690
      @ttudoc5690 Год назад +3

      more than a black man

  • @Colin-y8c
    @Colin-y8c 26 дней назад

    Bert smiling at the camera, then getting shy and scooting away in his chair after she showed him her move, lol.

  • @mndoart
    @mndoart Год назад +383

    We need a shock collar for Bert, so Tom can zap him when he talks too much.

    • @chelsealaurenlamb7197
      @chelsealaurenlamb7197 Год назад +14

      It really is needed! Especially on this episode. Constant tangents.

    • @Rivalsfirst
      @Rivalsfirst Год назад +14

      @@chelsealaurenlamb7197 the tony hawk and bert one was hard to watch for that reason

    • @misteress3840
      @misteress3840 Год назад +1

      Jajaja!

    • @Multimedia_Magic
      @Multimedia_Magic Год назад +7

      Won't Bart die if he's zapped non stop for a full hour? I mean, let's see...

    • @ramkorndef
      @ramkorndef Год назад

      Dude he’s so fucking obnoxious sometimes. Like I want to hear what she’s saying!

  • @ShredHouseGaming
    @ShredHouseGaming Год назад +197

    Tom to Bert before recording: “If this is gonna work you need to stfu”

  • @TheHappyAccidentsPodcast
    @TheHappyAccidentsPodcast 2 месяца назад +1

    Bert CANNOT stop talking about himself

  • @tomalexander1945
    @tomalexander1945 Год назад +101

    I love how Brent can’t look at her directly in the eyes.

  • @joeyfaoro6308
    @joeyfaoro6308 Год назад +67

    “An airtight moment” just got added to the YMH vocabulary. 🎸 🤘 😎

  • @connorhayes833
    @connorhayes833 Год назад +158

    Bart not being able to concentrate on anything throughout this is priceless 😂😂. He’s like a deer in the headlights 🤣🤣

    • @VitaKet
      @VitaKet Год назад +4

      Isn't that how he always is..

    • @TikTokDad5000
      @TikTokDad5000 Год назад +1

      Squirrel in a nut factory

    • @charlesjenkins989
      @charlesjenkins989 Год назад

      Priceless is the wrong word for this, annoying is more fitting.

  • @federom2012
    @federom2012 Год назад +685

    Everytime Burt does that talk-laugh-squeal he does you can actually feel Adriana drying up

    • @Kwestdaroc4
      @Kwestdaroc4 Год назад +34

      I bet she wishes her ears would have been filed down before this 😂

    • @jdm1066
      @jdm1066 Год назад +17

      I'm a 40+ year old MAN and I dried up.

    • @adammckenzie8769
      @adammckenzie8769 Год назад

      He's so cringe, especially since he said, "I can go viral instantly. All I have to do is squeele laugh"
      Said it on Rogan, and now u know it's so put on and fake as fuk, it's sooo cringey!!!

    • @MrAgmoore
      @MrAgmoore Год назад +4

      It gives me flashbacks to the Spanish guy laughing memes.

    • @perc3136
      @perc3136 Год назад +1

      Yeah wrf man does he think that shit is funny

  • @DownSouthSports
    @DownSouthSports Год назад +91

    God bless Tom for being so patient. Bert is constantly cutting him off and jumping to something completely different.

    • @henryrubio8904
      @henryrubio8904 Год назад +4

      Dude that shot he took about Tom Talks was so random and unnecessary. No cap, Bert is ruining this podcast

    • @dimebagshane
      @dimebagshane Год назад +4

      I wish Bert would read all the comments so he would see how messed up it is and correct his ways..
      Now if only he would learn how to read.

    • @MrMrbrown862
      @MrMrbrown862 Год назад +1

      @Henry Rubio yeah kinda tells you that it's good lol
      He did call him out, though, when he cut him off.

    • @leastselfawarepotassium
      @leastselfawarepotassium Год назад

      @@henryrubio8904 yeah I agree. I love Bert but he hasn’t always been this bad. There’s gotta be a happy medium. Especially annoying when there’s such an interesting guest.

  • @eddieclark6629
    @eddieclark6629 Год назад +3

    “I can dougie but I can’t jelk” is underrated lmao

  • @AnalogX64
    @AnalogX64 Год назад +107

    Bert is all over the place in this one, Leann is going to be pissed, and Tom looks fantastic. He slimmed down and looked buff.

  • @ThirdSpectrum
    @ThirdSpectrum Год назад +116

    I can imagine Tom having to sit Bert down before the interview telling him to calm down and not get too excited and go nuts.

  • @thugxlove88
    @thugxlove88 Год назад +7

    During the filming of this episode, Tom's wife was with Theo Von & Bert's wife was with her trainer... 🤣

  • @Matteuslee
    @Matteuslee Год назад +135

    Adriana is a real one. She does it for the love of the game.

    • @demgphix
      @demgphix Год назад +5

      In all likelihood that's more of a character she plays. But given how much she has made over the years... she probably could have retired by now.

    • @randomswedishdude
      @randomswedishdude Год назад

      For the love of the game... Cant help thinking about which cars are in the parking lot

    • @jakubgadzala7474
      @jakubgadzala7474 Год назад

      🤣🤣🤣 I genuinely don't know if this was sarcasm or not. Maniacs.

    • @Frankenstizzle
      @Frankenstizzle Год назад

      @KrimetT StarKiller I make porn and work with a lot of female performers. For some it's an act, but in my experience the majority are nasty freaks and just decided to get paid for it

  • @MrTickingtime
    @MrTickingtime Год назад +43

    I love the faces Tom makes when he 's absolutely MURDEROUS about interruptions.

  • @moo123wat
    @moo123wat Год назад +53

    Every time I hear Bart on this podcast the more I want Tom Talks.

  • @ratherbewrenching6114
    @ratherbewrenching6114 11 месяцев назад +2

    "we should just f*** eachother!" with earbuds in you just hear everyone behind the camera just laughing uncontrollably! 😂😂😂😂

  • @hcastro23
    @hcastro23 Год назад +75

    We need to have a Christine and Leanne interview Rocco Siffredi

    • @redaderoua8816
      @redaderoua8816 Год назад +2

      That dude is an absolute freak, that toilet scene with Bobbi star was fucking crazy 😂

    • @rrrr6863
      @rrrr6863 Год назад

      YES!

    • @Deltaaaaaaaaa
      @Deltaaaaaaaaa Год назад

      Only Leanne though. Chrystal would make it weird lol

  • @DavidMihaelovich
    @DavidMihaelovich Год назад +101

    Tom is on his best behavior! 🤣
    Bert's wife is gonna kill him! 🤣

    • @Cognitoman
      @Cognitoman Год назад

      😂

    • @VQIndustries
      @VQIndustries Год назад +1

      came to the replys to make sure i wasnt the only one😭

    • @ryanstalcup7093
      @ryanstalcup7093 Год назад

      His wife knows he's dumb. She knew when they pitched this, it wasn't going to go good for Bert! 😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣

    • @johnsun2039
      @johnsun2039 Год назад +1

      Bert's wife planned to kill him long before this podcast happened

  • @jessefriesen9121
    @jessefriesen9121 Год назад +137

    Bort just being alternately disruptive and creepy with the constant interruptions and references to how easily he could be seduced to cheat on his wife by her.

  • @joshpetit44
    @joshpetit44 Год назад +7

    I’m happy to hear her spinal cord was ok. It’s crazy how fast your life can change forever getting injured like that.

  • @martianmilktvofficial
    @martianmilktvofficial Год назад +82

    Damn Brent really went “Tom what were you going to ask” then immediately started talking about something else

  • @mattblake100
    @mattblake100 Год назад +236

    Bert is so ready to ruin his marriage, it's happening right in front of me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @420amits
      @420amits Год назад +4

      Us, all of us.

    • @crowe9385
      @crowe9385 Год назад +1

      It’s a slow train wreck and I can’t turn away. I kinda want to see that version of Bert really bad

    • @jacobiwilson3887
      @jacobiwilson3887 Год назад +2

      I'm pretty sure from the inception of 2 Bears 1 Cave Bert has been trying to ruin his marriage.

    • @gmoney42069z
      @gmoney42069z Год назад +1

      Yeah this definitely feels like it could be a turning point in the Burnt Chrystals saga.

    • @daveshonk7702
      @daveshonk7702 Год назад +1

      LeeAnne’s chubby wonderbread boring-ness only goes so far when Burnt’s fame exceeds his willingness to put up with her sexual mediocrity. Or something.

  • @mr.niceguy777
    @mr.niceguy777 Год назад +82

    5 minutes in and Bert forgot all about his family 😂😂

    • @Matt333ETH
      @Matt333ETH Год назад +3

      When he remembered his wife and kids later in the video he looked so sad 😭

    • @mightymike20
      @mightymike20 Год назад +3

      He was ready to risk it all

    • @kkjoe1911
      @kkjoe1911 Год назад +4

      "If, hypothetically, LeeAann got hit by a car:

  • @eddieschneider1947
    @eddieschneider1947 Год назад +8

    Tom is the best at interviewing. He is always aware and taking control of the conversation,. Love it.

  • @ashleysweet2682
    @ashleysweet2682 Год назад +126

    Tom out here aging like FINE WINE! ♥

    • @travis8106
      @travis8106 Год назад +9

      He genuinely looks fantastic, give it the end of the year and he'll be marvel superhero status lmao

    • @troylewis1748
      @troylewis1748 Год назад +1

      bro, I dont roll that way but i was peepin toms arms man, sheeesh i need that regiment

    • @craigsteel9736
      @craigsteel9736 Год назад

      He's in with Rogan's Dr. Testosterone replacement therapy.

    • @coolmans69
      @coolmans69 Год назад

      Yeah Tom is looking real good

  • @henryrubio8904
    @henryrubio8904 Год назад +130

    He really took a shot at Tom Talks out of nowhere, Bert is falling apart b4 our eyes

    • @jorgepadilla9945
      @jorgepadilla9945 Год назад +13

      “fuckin snoooze fest”

    • @benjaminpiccard
      @benjaminpiccard Год назад +63

      Bert: “Tom talks was a fuckin snooze fest”
      Bert: *Tells The Machine story again

    • @PetersLittlePiper
      @PetersLittlePiper Год назад +9

      I could see Tom starting that show back up just because of his comment

    • @henryrubio8904
      @henryrubio8904 Год назад +3

      @@PetersLittlePiper that would be awesome!

    • @benjaminpiccard
      @benjaminpiccard Год назад +10

      @@PetersLittlePiper he should have kept Tom talks and killed Two Bears instead

  • @TheProject-fw3qc
    @TheProject-fw3qc 6 месяцев назад +1

    Can somebody please pull burnt aside and let him know that everything is not so hysterically funny, that we have to hear the fake wheezing hysterics every time something remotely funny is ever uttered

  • @illuminahde
    @illuminahde Год назад +399

    Christina is gonna be crazy jealous about this

  • @BEMO666
    @BEMO666 Год назад +34

    "I don't have parameters on good ideas or bad ideas" - Bret Kershner
    Truer words have never been spoken.

  • @greenbitch421
    @greenbitch421 Год назад +805

    The amount of times an episode of this podcast got really good and bert just kills every moment is staggering

    • @hunterbidensvaxmandates
      @hunterbidensvaxmandates Год назад

      She’s pretty i guess but you can tell she’s mentally ill

    • @brianhallman5168
      @brianhallman5168 Год назад +3

      Then don't watch it. Pretty simple if you don't like a guy talking in his own podcast

    • @kornanthony23
      @kornanthony23 Год назад +7

      @@brianhallman5168 then what's the point of the internet

    • @johnflatt1288
      @johnflatt1288 Год назад +30

      @@brianhallman5168 stop replying with that bs. They put this out, we can critique it.

    • @MonsiourPotatoHead
      @MonsiourPotatoHead Год назад +10

      @@brianhallman5168 L take. Cameron is right

  • @peterfranz6696
    @peterfranz6696 Год назад +122

    I love how Tom will live 20 years longer then Bert, and can forever tell Bert story's wrong 😂

    • @DonDraper8288
      @DonDraper8288 Год назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @rhysobrien2439
      @rhysobrien2439 Год назад +1

      I think that's why Bert is constantly interrupting and speaking over everybody else. He knows he's only got 5 good years left and he wants to get in a lifetime's worth of verbal bullshit. Lol. Love you Big Boy.

  • @timothyherlihy6480
    @timothyherlihy6480 Год назад +5

    Wow Bert really got butt hurt when Tom asked who she would fall in love with. He seriously sounded ready to fight for a second, haha

  • @jackburton840
    @jackburton840 Год назад +48

    That smile Bert gives to the camera when she’s demonstrating that move 😂

    • @UbiDoobyBanooby
      @UbiDoobyBanooby Год назад

      And him moving awkwardly back close to the table afterwards….

  • @oatmealhoney7446
    @oatmealhoney7446 Год назад +482

    Thanks for this hour and 41 minutes straight of Bert killing the conversation

  • @nachomansandyravage2346
    @nachomansandyravage2346 Год назад +110

    Oh lord, here we go....Tom is elated. I've never seen him so eager and engaged. Burt's BP and redness are higher than ever. It should be a good episode.

  • @amokalsi3155
    @amokalsi3155 Год назад +166

    Bart: "I've never seem Tom more empowered and investigative as a journalist in my f*cking life" That's probably because you don't let him talk, Burnt.

  • @KendlickLama
    @KendlickLama Год назад +83

    Insane how fast she is recovering from nearly being paraplegic for the rest of her life
    Mad respect! I couldn’t

    • @billionabil
      @billionabil Год назад

      She’s the goat

    • @up8760
      @up8760 Год назад +6

      Used to having her back broken

    • @frankcastle8908
      @frankcastle8908 Год назад +4

      @@up8760 thats hilarious

    • @AM-ry8is
      @AM-ry8is Год назад +1

      yeah no one has pointed out how close she was to that happening

    • @-UseSoap_
      @-UseSoap_ Год назад +1

      Money helps significantly with this.

  • @dblshotz75
    @dblshotz75 Год назад +14

    Tom is slowly turning into Joe Rogan physically. He isn't as dumb and is a great comedian

  • @Devinikaikabrown
    @Devinikaikabrown Год назад +30

    Bert lowering the mic and saying “I wanna see your face” felt super aggressive 😂😂 hes into this really deep .

  • @BIGGELATO
    @BIGGELATO Год назад +2

    Bert is just wishing for a hall pass 😂😂😂 also Bert probably got home thinking "man, I could totally turn my tour bus into a bang bus. Damn it, I gotta check with Leeann ugh she definitely not up for it, what a buzz kill" 😂😂😂

  • @DrBeauHightower
    @DrBeauHightower Год назад +473

    Bold move cotton, let's see how it plays out 😂

    • @LRGSteezin
      @LRGSteezin Год назад +3

      Haha!!

    • @evilmerlin1
      @evilmerlin1 Год назад

      I thought something similar when he said “The only way I can have sex with Leanna..”😂

    • @abitavenger
      @abitavenger Год назад +5

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @toddmchenry8509
      @toddmchenry8509 Год назад +11

      When will we see 2 Bears 1 Beau? LOL

    • @danschillin8558
      @danschillin8558 Год назад +13

      Only on The Ocho

  • @biggestcharliefan
    @biggestcharliefan Год назад +52

    Finally a guest I can get behind

    • @dailydork8572
      @dailydork8572 Год назад +3

      Can you imagine the stink...???

    • @jackd42o
      @jackd42o Год назад

      @@dailydork8572 lol jesus this audience is actually 12 year olds

  • @Jordan-J
    @Jordan-J Год назад +3

    Normally I only watch the 2 bears when Bert is gone. For this I obviously made a change but was quickly reminded why I do it in the first place

  • @snipe-won
    @snipe-won Год назад +27

    Bert too damn excited.. Tom looking like “be cool bro, chill” lol

  • @Alex-cp8du
    @Alex-cp8du Год назад +51

    Tom is such a natural at interviewing people.

  • @dkidd8547
    @dkidd8547 Год назад +36

    Can’t stop laughing at it cutting away to Burt sitting alone in his office reading ads in a sad voice 😂😂

  • @EtopiaCA
    @EtopiaCA Год назад +40

    Adriana Chechik roasting Albert mightve been one of the most grounding things he's ever experienced.

    • @DepthFromAbove
      @DepthFromAbove Год назад

      Doubtful. He seemed awfully excited to ask who she liked more, later, obliviously.

  • @Thrillkillah
    @Thrillkillah Год назад +53

    Holy shit Bert is unforgivable here