She’s also not hot. I think she was probably hot to the trash comics before they made it big. But now I’m pretty sure they are just cheating on each other constantly.
She actually looks pretty slim on "Is it Cake?". I always thought she was bigger too and should exercise, but I just think she has a big face and head and things be droopin'.
that tom and christina beatrice situation is long term relationships in a nutshell lol. the amount of times my fiance has done the same thing and its like "yea i fucking got it" lmao. cracked me up.
Christine is just like the goths on South Park . “You can join our non conformist club as long as you dress the same as we do and listen to the same kind of music as we do.” 🫢🤣😂
Don't do that to your eyelids, mommy. That's a sweet smile. My wife smiles like that, and that's one of the reasons I fell for her. It's a contagious expression radiating warmth and love.
I don’t have a passport because who am I kidding I can’t afford to travel overseas lol. My curiosity despite how grand unfortunately doesn’t pay for the $8k minimum to go over seas for a few days
well, Tom has lost a lot of weight and keepy working out. He definitely improved visually and financially since they married. She gotta keep up with it, at some point Tom will be bored buying expensive fast cars to get his dopamine. He'll look for other ways to get his juices going.
there's not a single good comedian coming out of KT except Michael Philips, they're all ultra-pumped average bozos that can barely write or perform a joke, immediately blessed with theater and arena appearances that they might never be deserving of.
@noescuses_ there s a lot of those, but a lot of other quick funny stuff towards tony and other guests. lucas is a poor standup overall that often steals jokes, but he s a good roaster gotta give him that. much like tony - good roaster but wack standup
You can blame Tony Hinchcliffe for all these glorified open mikers being stars. Every week he talks about how people like Hans Kim are "Muuuurdering in giant theaters" and not one of them has ever had an original thought.
I think David Lucas is the only real example of this and they retired him against his will because he had 5 months where he didn't even have a joke that Tony didn't have to pretend was funny. Hans Kim is now on hiatus and I think it could remain that way because he was doing poorly. Casey Rocket is really bad but he still has more jokes than David Lucas in all those years. Tony doesn't have to lie about Hans Kim because he is doing shows and getting good reviews. Unless you have seen his full sets it's weird to only base it on his one minutes which can't even build or refine without getting the Kam treatment "Repeaterson".
David Lucas reminds me of the dumb kids 20 years ago that called everything they didn't like 'gay'. It's the definition of hack material at this point. He isn't even being ironic about it. It's like his sets on kill Tony where he just says Tony looks like a gay something somethjng for 5 min. So lame.
@jordostan Gay jokes will forever be funny as well as trans jokes, mentally disabled jokes, women ain't shit type of jokes..... basically making fun of mankind in ALL FORMS IS COMEDY. PERIOD.... Which is what trans men desire to experience in 2024😂
If there is one thing I've learned from watching this podcast for years, it's that Tom and Christina don't like most people in society over the most trivial of things.
Xtina, right off the rip acting like a real "Burtrude" huffin' and whining. And then, "I don't like hearing stuff like that". When for the last 3 or 4 episodes she's been openly fantasizing about going "airtight." Stfu 😂
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You guys officially bullied them into removing the previews, good work lads!
Yeah, as it should be, I’m watching to see what happens, the previews just take up time with something I’m going to see anyway.
Fuck yeah mate we keep it airtight 🎉
A big shout out and a fxck you to the "just skip it" crowd for accomplishing nothing
I kinda dig em tho lol! Gets me hyped for the show and helps set the tone.
@@DumpsterFireDad try it out beat me spit on me
David look like a little person from the neck up 😂
Hilarious! I see it lmao
Hey look it's Brad Williams in black face
A hunddurd percent
@@Buttstonuttsis that comment somehow raychist?
😂😂😂
Christina Pazsitzky feels like she would adopt a 6'7" lineman and get him into college
Cherdleys out here actually confusing comedians 😂💀
Timestamp?
I came here to say this!!! Christina isn't the brightest. Lol
1:36:18
Brooo I made essentially the same comment
hahaha thought the same thing 😂😂😂
When she said, "I'm going to scat," I thought it was going to be something else.
You and me both
Anus starfish
I was wondering how they were going to show it on YT lol
I thought it was going to be like the poutine all over again! 🤢
I wanna laugh.
Christine talking about how Americans should "know about the rest of the world" when she at 40+ just learned how to dry off after a shower is wild
And constantly spouts ignorance about travel and the world
Yall are real naive thinking she's actually dumb, she plays it up, the woman is not dumb
Ohhh now I get it why all the hateful mean comments people are leaving about Christina.. y’all don’t have passports 😂
I am currently in South America lmao
@@ryanbeitler3231 K
"If someone ask's for their steak well done you politely ask them to leave" - Hank Hill
Politely yet firmly
Came here to say this@@mattatimusprime9198
Christina is 1 ambien and ozempic shot away from being Roseanne.
shes running out of jokes
This is just funny.
@@rleonekc07that implies she was funny at some point, she almost never is.
Ugh😒..that's a far reach ...but I'll give you one for trying 😂
@@jessicam5712 TRUE!
I like how Christina will try anything *except* exercise to improve how she looks. 💀
Or eating Tom’s scrum.
Or choosing the correct shade of lipstick, clothes, and hair color for her skintone
Yo you gotta be such a poor loser to even think about commenting some shit like this.
She’s also not hot. I think she was probably hot to the trash comics before they made it big. But now I’m pretty sure they are just cheating on each other constantly.
She actually looks pretty slim on "Is it Cake?". I always thought she was bigger too and should exercise, but I just think she has a big face and head and things be droopin'.
Seeing YMH react to Cherdleys is hilarious because they think it’s real 😅😂😭🤣
We still miss Nadav😢, that random laugh is irreplaceable 🤣
Tom be dressin' like Diddy now 🤷🏿♂️😂
Tactical turtle necks
He a Diddler 🥶
Diddy is wearing eggshell color wool sweaters? Never seen that.
Tommy Diddler.
Dressin' more like a cross between a Q-tip and a peen.
The next logical step is to have William Montgomery on
Make all these comics rich asf asap
It will never happen. I heard that crackerbarrelkid55 is one of the staff at YMH and blocking William.
He'll have the set of his life on this show tonight!!
Who the fuck said that?
Forsuree
"...shiver and shake."
"STOP!"
That killed me 😂 13:45
I love when Tom says “heres something to cleanse the pallet” and then throws a bucket of shit on the pallet.
that tom and christina beatrice situation is long term relationships in a nutshell lol. the amount of times my fiance has done the same thing and its like "yea i fucking got it" lmao. cracked me up.
He's finally starting to get fed up with her shi.... 😂😂
StaWp… omigawd StAwP, sTaWP!
💯 😂 all too easy to recognize with a hint of sudden self-consciousness 😳😛
Would love to know what Joey thinks about Tom’s sweater and glasses.
“Ya fuckin momo”
He’d say he’s half a fun word
God, my heart aches for the next girl scout that shows up on his doorstep...
@@hellraisincraisinthis is exactly what came to my mind 😂😂😂
@@jujuespino1374 immediately thought of momo but this one...
Yep he looks like half a flag
Tom in his Tortured Poets era
Tom lookin like a whole zesty Drake 😂
I think Christine’s brain is made up of 90% cream of wheat.
😭😂🤣🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣🤣😭
No doubt, I get her point but did she have to act as if she is from California when the topic came up on race. Make a point and roll.
100%
90% ozempic
Thats funny
“Beatrice…Beatrice…Beatrice…(sarcastic nodding)” 😂
Beatrix
@@ojeda55777:27
I said shut the fuk up out loud
Christine couldn't wait to show off her royal family knowledge 🤣🤣🤣
The female remake of Beetlejuice...they do look alike now
Dude acts like restaurants know who he is.😂😂😂😂
Could've made a killing if there were odds on David Lucas NOT roasting the scatter
T-Diddy uppin his sweater game
Christine is just like the goths on South Park . “You can join our non conformist club as long as you dress the same as we do and listen to the same kind of music as we do.” 🫢🤣😂
Siiick
BAD KITTYY BADDD
In today's episode: Tom answers the question can a turtleneck be any more gay.
It’s not a turtle neck. It’s a sweater.
Only poors dress straight
It's in the name! NECK. He's not wearing a turtle NECK.
Question answered. It's not a boat. It's a yacht. Brent is not a drunk. He the life of the party. Go ahead and defend him like you defend Tom. Do it.
@@Psilocybin77 Poors don't know the difference between a sweater and a turtle neck.
David Lucas is from the south and doesn’t know that the slaves were forced to pick POUNDS and POUNDS of cotton? You know how much cotton that is?
lol…..still not that much…..😂.
Bro cherdley appearing on the tiktok segment making them think he has a human dog has me dying lol
The guys having fun together! That's the YMH I love.
Glad to see they got David Lee Peterson on the pod
Your comment had me dead af
“I love the element of surprise in comedy”
“Yeah sure hey let’s talk about cancel culture some more”
THANK YOU
When YMH says ‘scatting’ I don’t expect music.
I'm with Christina- grossed out by the guy in the opening clip, but also amused at Tom's joy in discussing it.
It's actually a compliment "I bet he burn his hotdogs on the grill" that's the best way to prepare a hotdog. A little burn boils out extra fat
I got roasted by David Lucas in Greensboro NC and it was one of the best moments of my life!!!
This show requires more fast forwarding than my life experience.
Tom has to read out Christines dates because she can’t read them normally I can’t 💀
Thank god, that shit was annoying
Tom looking like he asks people why they don’t party with him.
Don't do that to your eyelids, mommy. That's a sweet smile. My wife smiles like that, and that's one of the reasons I fell for her. It's a contagious expression radiating warmth and love.
Honestly with all these comedy podcasts out there, it is just so damn refreshing to see one shot in 4K. Great content as always.
The gym is my temple it's my church. If you see me there I would appreciate it if you would not ask me for workout tips. - David Lucas
I don’t have a passport because who am I kidding I can’t afford to travel overseas lol. My curiosity despite how grand unfortunately doesn’t pay for the $8k minimum to go over seas for a few days
Is that including loss of wages from not working?
Not to mention the US is the size of like 6 European countries 💀 we got all the the cool shit here anyways
"she's muuuuch older than the two of us"
Tom
Bring back the previews!
I don’t really care if you have them or not but it’s funny how mad people got
That girl doing the weird "scatting" is doing something rappers will actually do before they rap to find a rhythm. She had a great cadence 😂
tom lookin like a he just wrote a novel. Author of the year over here !!!
David Lucas is one of those people who think that they are smart. But in reality, doesn't know what they are talking about. And he's clearly a U.T..
Thats 100% every genZ and younger tho....
Bro just talkin out his uneducated ass
It's always a red flag when someone says 'somebody told me I'm intelligent'.
1:36:35 they got got by cherdleys lol how did they not realize that’s satire 😂😂😂😂
That intro zooming in & out on Christina"s face hahaha
She was so mad lol
“Shiver and shake”
I totally spit my coffee out at this point. F you but thank you for that hahaha
"Don't have a passport, and I don't want one". Biggest turn off ever
Relax golddigger 😂
They should not be giving Ozempic to people who struggled with emotional eating holy fuck.
Christina finna look like fire Marshall bill 😂
I almost threw my speakers through the wall during the cat-singing portion
You have to acknowledge that it's a problem if we gotta act differently In front of the police to come home safe
Right? “Just be respectful and you won’t get murdered” lmao
I spit out my coffee when I thought they said “She has AIDS” when talking about Kate Moss
How banked is this episode? It’s 85 degrees in Austin TX today and everyone is wearing sweaters and jackets.
90 days atleast😊
They screen recorded the Diddy episode, so it’s max 3 weeks old
There’s Air conditioning indoors ?
@jjmoraljm how about turn the shit to 72 instead of 65, wear a T-shirt and reduce electricity costs... but this is murrica!
Not to mention they said "it's Ramadan"
"Nothing tastes as good, as skinny feels" Definitely not something David Lucas has or will ever say or think.
Are you commenting multiple times trying to get to the top lmao😅
@@johnnybravo4745 I made two posts.
found tonys alt account
It’s pronounced “Clo-ACHE-uh” three syllables. It’s where birds and reptiles keep their hoohas and dingi.
David is so opinionated because he comes from money. *It's like watching an inexperienced braindead Patrice O'Neal.*
I thought you were supposed to be less insecure as you age? The only thing you need to be high and tight atm is your self esteem Christine
well, Tom has lost a lot of weight and keepy working out. He definitely improved visually and financially since they married. She gotta keep up with it, at some point Tom will be bored buying expensive fast cars to get his dopamine. He'll look for other ways to get his juices going.
@@maxmeier532 She lost weight. Watch older episodes. She looks way better now.
Starting a petition for Tim and Christine to release their meow mix
Christine censors herself like she’s never said big words before 😂 ( #127 )
At 1:36:00 the guy and the "dog" are actually like comedic content creators lol
I'll forgive Tomato and Cornstina till the end of the episode lol. We luv you David :)
I thoroughly enjoy the voice tom does for the bismark guy, it's the same voice he does for his boys! 😂
thank you for reacting to my content ❤
Tim looking like Hemingway
Tom hears Beatrice 4 times: Not Allowed
Tom Plays Same Sound Drop 15 times: Allowed
i just became a David Lucas fan, finally someone who is willing to offend to be funny. this is what comedy is about
I ain’t ever gonna stop
Ask David Lucas how he steals jokes off Black Twitter and regurgitates it on stage anyway Hate from Kansas ❤
Genuinely wish there was one set on killtony he didn’t bite off other jokes and get praised for it
That’s impressive, to be able to repurpose weak material like that I mean
there's not a single good comedian coming out of KT except Michael Philips, they're all ultra-pumped average bozos that can barely write or perform a joke, immediately blessed with theater and arena appearances that they might never be deserving of.
@noescuses_seems like you’re lame and gay 😅
@noescuses_ there s a lot of those, but a lot of other quick funny stuff towards tony and other guests. lucas is a poor standup overall that often steals jokes, but he s a good roaster gotta give him that. much like tony - good roaster but wack standup
You can blame Tony Hinchcliffe for all these glorified open mikers being stars. Every week he talks about how people like Hans Kim are "Muuuurdering in giant theaters" and not one of them has ever had an original thought.
I think David Lucas is the only real example of this and they retired him against his will because he had 5 months where he didn't even have a joke that Tony didn't have to pretend was funny. Hans Kim is now on hiatus and I think it could remain that way because he was doing poorly. Casey Rocket is really bad but he still has more jokes than David Lucas in all those years. Tony doesn't have to lie about Hans Kim because he is doing shows and getting good reviews. Unless you have seen his full sets it's weird to only base it on his one minutes which can't even build or refine without getting the Kam treatment "Repeaterson".
Yeah you're right, Hans had a few months off. Then he came back this week and immediately went back into the "Hey guys, I had sex" material again.
They're all not very good at all...
Montgomery is the worst of the lot....
...now Ahren Belise... hes a straight up killer!...he should have montgomerys spot every week...
@WacKEDmaN is this Aaron on his alternate account? No one wants to listen to a text to speech app every week.
I was at the Vulcan when Tony and David went back and forth it was hilarious
Them not understanding Cherdleys is a comedy channel 😅
learning David Lucas is from Macon makes so much sense😮
'The Stephen Hawking movie where the girl turns into a cat ... animal cemetery' is a great bit of misunderstanding.
The wipes of Christina in the intro 😂😂😂
Christina I need more MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW!!!😂 makes my Wednesday
Literally sitting down to pee when David said “if I sit down to pee it’s g*y” 🤷🏻♂️ 🤣
It's only okay if you got a turd on deck too
David Lucas reminds me of the dumb kids 20 years ago that called everything they didn't like 'gay'. It's the definition of hack material at this point. He isn't even being ironic about it. It's like his sets on kill Tony where he just says Tony looks like a gay something somethjng for 5 min. So lame.
@@jordostan
People who complain about that shit are gay af dude
@jordostan
Gay jokes will forever be funny as well as trans jokes, mentally disabled jokes, women ain't shit type of jokes..... basically making fun of mankind in ALL FORMS IS COMEDY.
PERIOD....
Which is what trans men desire to experience in 2024😂
@@jordostan this comment is some gay ass shit. How bout that? 😂
Hate from Hate
Terrible. Joke 💣💣💣💣💣💣
Appreciate. The. Review. 😂
You're welcome. It just doesn't make sense that's why.
you guys are cool
@@RobinLundqvist the cool guy club!😂
Tom saying nadav's name made me go "what? He's in the studio??!" real quick, daaang
Feeling super called out as a spider person
What are you, nonbinary Spiderman?
The opening clip is like a live action SickAnimation video
I see at least 73 lbs of pink lips. Get this mans a chapstick deal stat!
7:43 “Beatrice, Beatrice, Beatrice!” I’m DED 🤣💀 I am sooo Tom.
Christine needs to relax and just enjoy food again
Really owning your yuppy in this episode, yall are so bi polar
12:28 Had me laughing so hard i went into a coughing fit
Tom's got that Beatrice Beatrice rage going
Tom just eats well and works out and Christine just takes pills and gets procedures done and still looks like shit 😅
Gotta get the bleffs done!
Don’t forget the eyelid removal!
The hour ten mark she then talks about how Tom will die before her 😂
Excited to see your comedy in Orlando Christina! You and Tom are great!
If there is one thing I've learned from watching this podcast for years, it's that Tom and Christina don't like most people in society over the most trivial of things.
Yessssssss! The perfect guest.
Xtina, right off the rip acting like a real "Burtrude" huffin' and whining. And then, "I don't like hearing stuff like that". When for the last 3 or 4 episodes she's been openly fantasizing about going "airtight." Stfu 😂
It's crazy how you think that's related. So do you just not see any nuance at all? Just everything related to sex goes in one box?
Guess you guys forgot poors use AdBlock 😂
David Lucas looks like a real life Mr Popo
David Lucas, Just Jokes, on Jokes, on Jokes. Bravo Sir.
That Floyd joke is hilarious 😂 AF
It was funny, but not hilarious. 6/10
ya DL Hughley is a little B....now we know what the D L stands for, foo been hanging out with Diddy too long
Opening the show with being a pretentious judgemental asshole for 20 minutes is a bold move
Found us a whiney poor☝️☝️