@@skep2923 well the narrative in my head is that you are understating the VA's skill by saying "just a reading" and additionally misinterpreting the comment to further emulsify a neutral opinion, to the negative perspective introduced by your reply. But more so that I found my wordplay funny tbh. To save both of us time, I'm not arguing bro Im really really not ongod fr fr
then he has like a super high quality mic but he still bit chrushes it for the duke nukem voice (also i think the ferryman would like to listen to the "gabriel comforts and blesses you" asmr)
@@bwackbeedows3629 bro imma be real with you, Are you really at that part of your life where it just revolves around porn? When was the last time you've been outside and talk to a person irl?
@@hydromokuba I haven't verified this, so take it with a grain of salt, but I read somewhere that apparently Gianni voiced a character/s in at least one furry porn game.
A standard procedure for a non standard specime- OH DEAR! SHUTTING DOWN- ATTEMPTING SHUTDOWN! ITS NOT ITS NOT SHUTTING DOWN! AEGGHHHHH! - A bunch off dumb scientists on may 16th.
A tip I've heard to work: increasing dairy consumption to include more diverse sources after starting E. Whether or not it works, have some yoghurt; it's good for you and easier for the lactose-sensitive (but not outright intolerant or allergic).
When I clicked this video I was more concerned with the plush and milk I was immediately thinking this merch trailer was going to be very Webkinz adjacent that I didn't even notice the plush's assets. The fact that Gianni didn't even smack the merch against the wall, let alone not cover it in the milk, was a huge disappointment in my eyes.
I'm going to buy this, put it in my room, and have it inspire me to work out every single day. Except Saturdays. Saturdays are for Doom 2 with da bois.
I very rarely hear you almost struggle to not crack in these, and this is one of the rare few. Delightful.
Last time I heard him struggle/straight up lose, was with Max0r.
he almost cracks at 0:15
I read that in Gabriel Ultrakill voice
Rise and shine Freeman
It's only obvious he wants to laugh in the words "boobies" and "bonkers" through very slight exhaling, wich is impressive
honestly I have no idea why I watched this video from start to end. he just says stuff and I just listen to it not comprehending a single word.
This is just a dramatic reading of a copypasta.
some Lovecraftian shit
@@skep2923how about I dramatically read your will
@@ralek592 idk why’d you do that. Why exactly am I getting playfully (or otherwise) threatened?
@@skep2923 well the narrative in my head is that you are understating the VA's skill by saying "just a reading" and additionally misinterpreting the comment to further emulsify a neutral opinion, to the negative perspective introduced by your reply. But more so that I found my wordplay funny tbh.
To save both of us time, I'm not arguing bro Im really really not ongod fr fr
I wait for the day where Gianni gets the ASMR/360 audio mic for a stream, and he just says the weirdest shit for an hour
then he has like a super high quality mic but he still bit chrushes it for the duke nukem voice
(also i think the ferryman would like to listen to the "gabriel comforts and blesses you" asmr)
NO DONT MAKE IT STEREO DONT MAKE IT STEREO PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU
He needs to do hentai (he's definitely going to do at least one hentai in the future [the near future])
@@bwackbeedows3629 bro imma be real with you, Are you really at that part of your life where it just revolves around porn? When was the last time you've been outside and talk to a person irl?
@@hydromokuba I haven't verified this, so take it with a grain of salt, but I read somewhere that apparently Gianni voiced a character/s in at least one furry porn game.
nice to know that the voice acting for act 3 is going well
One must imagine this in Gabriel's voice
I do NOT have daddy issues! I AM PAPA'S SPECIAL FUCKING BOY!
@@gabrielpineirogarcia2078"The layers of these milkers are not for your kind"
@@gabrielpineirogarcia2078I’ve watched so many of his Gabriel videos I wholeheartedly expected this to be in Gabriel’s voice
I like to imagine Gianni recorded this for unrelated reasons before realizing "Oh shit, this would make a fire advert"
knowing gianni that is absolutely what happened and he would absolutely admit to it
... What are the odds of the audio was meant to be for a lewd ass hell purpose-
@@miilexthemii9353 I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest
@@booperscooper1491me neither, Gianni is the fucking GOAT
@@Random_guy788 As I said before: Gianni is simultaneously the weirdest and coolest guy I know
My god! He's reaching levels of shitposting beyond comprehension! We can't stop him now.
*don't stop him now he's having such a good time*
A standard procedure for a non standard specime- OH DEAR! SHUTTING DOWN- ATTEMPTING SHUTDOWN! ITS NOT ITS NOT SHUTTING DOWN! AEGGHHHHH! - A bunch off dumb scientists on may 16th.
THE BOOBIES APPEARING ABOVE THE TEXT BROKE ME
It's such a good touch.
THE AMOUNT OF PASSION PUT INTO THE WAY HE SAYS “My massive fUCking titties?” IS LAUNCHING ME TO THE MOON WTF😭😭😭😭
Tell vector i said hi
Fucking terrifying work Gianni, I wanted to crawl under my bed and hide the entire time
I'll take your entire stock
I'm laughing, but also shitting my pants out of fear
im creaming so loud ong
Nice!
Nice!
Nice!
Can i see- i mean, nice!
Only 3 weeks on the pill and Gianni is already F cups. You go girl
I CANT💀💀
A tip I've heard to work: increasing dairy consumption to include more diverse sources after starting E. Whether or not it works, have some yoghurt; it's good for you and easier for the lactose-sensitive (but not outright intolerant or allergic).
@@fruitygarlic3601milk in, milk out
@@fruitygarlic3601the "yoghurt" 😩
SLAY
Gianni is losing touch with reality ( the voices are so loud)
Guuuuuys! Gianni is sabotaging NNN again! Stop hiiiiiim! I don't wanna bust!
We must stay focused, brothers
you failed
@@the.4831 NUH UH! I am still going strong!
You’re scaring me Gianni
mixing top-tier shitposting and professionalism is uh… well it has its upsides and downsides
You're not the only one he's scaring
You clearly do not own a Playstation
*Scarousing
Scaring and arousing
This sounds like a monologue that Punisher is giving a sex pest before he kills them.
They are so big they literally exist on a higher level then the captions
When I clicked this video I was more concerned with the plush and milk I was immediately thinking this merch trailer was going to be very Webkinz adjacent that I didn't even notice the plush's assets. The fact that Gianni didn't even smack the merch against the wall, let alone not cover it in the milk, was a huge disappointment in my eyes.
why cover it in milk when its already full of it
Gonna fill it up with my own milk
@@xylophone_888💀💀💀
Gianni is now a busty boy marketable plushie and im proud of him
I almost would pay for him do this again but with the Gabriel voice
You dealt psychic damage with this one.
I halfway suspect that Gianni doesn’t care if these sell; he just thought it would be funny to recite that copypasta.
I have a feeling the glass of white liquid at the end was not milk 😨
it is, but not cow milk
@@Altaku84 Dear god!
@@elvis5384And there's more...
Truly a Yanderedev moment
@@elvis5384there’s more
I sure picked the wrong Gianni video to watch without headphones.
That delivery was SO UNCOMFORTABLE 10/10
The next Ultrakill Gabriel fight is going to be insane. Holy crap I can't wait for him to say it in game.
Why do I feel like if Quills made this exact same video, it would turn a bunch of people on?
...including me.
Quills *should* make the exact same video
Flirting vs Sexual Harassment
"FLESHLIGHT MODS, QUILLS! FLESHLIGHT MODS!"
@@ectoOLDACC And she do have some milkers...
Now…
Say Snooby’s name.
The fact that this man has some of the most terrifying voice lines in Ultrakill and he shitposts on his channel makes it even better
Gianni it's only day 3 you can't test us like this😭
He's really teasing us. I don't know if I can go any longer.
**Ghetto Smosh sound**
Tick tock
Heavy like a brinks truck
I love that is now colloquially referred to as the ghetto smosh sound
lookin' like i'm tip-top
Shiny like a wrist watch.
Gianni is off his meds again
on*
Actually he is on meds.
Lactation meds.
Hearing maw talk about his super stuffed up milkies is quite incredibly humorous
I knew immediately from the time that this is the same as Telepurtes version just with Gianni voicing it instead of a woman
ngl, the words going behind the mantits was my favorite part.
Y'know, as someone who is a fan of muscle, this should be an amazing plushie to have, but it doesn't have the vibes I look for in plushies, sadly
Sent to Hell for 10 minutes as punishment
But look at those massive bazongas.
@@larsrys3488
It's not that bad, you get to use the rock when Sisyphus is getting whipped by the demons, so it's good for your gains.
Cause it's trans
What *are* the vibes you're looking for?
What a dominant and fraggable plushie
gianni hitting the bloxy cola sip at the end 💀
IM DEAD💀💀
Are we not gonna talk about how Gianni did a perfect impression of the roblox drink.mp3?
That slurp was iconic, Sir. Thank you :)
Sounds like that Roblox sfx
I...i'm speechless...again...good job Gianni
Also tits
Talking to Voice Quills does stuff to you, as we can see.
Talk with her more, it's hillarious.
Is say she corrupts people but it would be more accurate to say she just unleashes that in which was dormant
Wait he talks to Voice Quills? I didn't but he's pretty good at voice acting.
Another day where Gianni posts something and I just have to respond with "Thanks Gianni."
Gianni, this felt a lot longer than 49 seconds.
this is one of those "wtf did i just watch" videos, and that was a compliment.
this might be the most threatening delivery of this meme i've ever heard
My mom asked what I was smiling about but I really don't think I can quite explain why this makes me smile
Cultured individuals: “Mmm that’s hot”
It's just 48 seconds, I told myself. I can just give it a quick watch and then move on with my day, I thought. I was not prepared. This will haunt me.
Thanks for not obstructing the view Gianni
I think its hilarious that i watch this and an ad for therapy pops up under it
First he’s mailing us a bomb, now he’s mailing us a muscle bomb
Squeaky cat voice: "um, no, not these, I maent the other ones"
0:35
"I, Gianni Matragrano, humbly submit a toast!"
"So the FBI, CIA and Homeland Security _really_ didn't like my last joke about my merch, so have this instead."
- Gianni Matragano, probably
Gianni Disturbing me is such a monday thing
Gianni, I feel like Quills might be rubbing off on you
Man's perfectly re-enacted the roblox drinking noise.
Absolutely incredible, I didn't know he could perfectly recreate the Roblox drinking sound with just his voice
I don't know to feel right now. But I love the way I feel
I regret owning headphones
Hits different after getting really philosophical with yourself
I still cannot comprehend that this is the same guy who voiced Gabriel in a game and a fucking fish
Just about gouged my eyes out with the nearest spoon. Good job! 😂
This might be the most uncomfortable I've ever been on a Gianni vid.
Do more.
Those yams would put a minotaur's to shame.
Damn it, Gianni. Right at the start of NNN too.
Is there also an option to ship it with a fitting mason jar?
good commercial , pay youtubers to play it as a sponsor
The silence after taking a sip… pure genius.
Quality shipost. Quality shitpost indeed.
On a totally unrelated note, smash.
Gianni making us lose NNN
I WAS WEARING HEADPHONES GIANNI
Christ this is the most uncomfortable ive felt in years
I'm going to buy this, put it in my room, and have it inspire me to work out every single day. Except Saturdays. Saturdays are for Doom 2 with da bois.
Absolutely love this tribute to Telepurte's animation video!
Oh god even his plush is buff, guess I have no choice but to start simping
Holy mother of God, that made me feel so many levels of fear. You never disappoint giving us the chills.
can't believe gianni milked himself for the end footage
And when 2Bdammed said that... that was first time in all of my life ive... ever felt Fear
The La Rochere Bee Tumbler was a nice touch.
Still way less cursed than the last plush announcement we saw you in
Bruh which one, gimme the link
Telepurte made a meme like this some time ago, except it was that one angel chick instead of the True Angel who blessed our ears today.
i just want you to know that i'm playing this on repeat whenever i hit chest
my man must have been hanging out w/ voice quills
For some reason, I expected a "Hey hey, people. Sseth here" to pop out at the later interval.
Gianni back again with the submissive and merchandisable plushies
that plush is anything but submissive...
@@thebaseandtriflingcreature174 you'll be surprised.
“You mean these super duper ultra hyper goddamn motherfucking-“
CHOO-CHOO TRAIN?
-These are just muscles, right?
-
-Right?!
I’m concerned…
I think Ultrakill has drained Gianni’s mental state 💀
This reminded me of... "What happens next?" "Transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonabahoogs. Humongous hungolomghnonoloughongous." 😆
I didn't even have to click on the video to know what voice Gianni would summon from the pits of Hell
I'm unsure why the plush was there but I can't wait to get this advertised Gianni Breastmilk!
Gianni definitely would fit as a Engineer Main. . .
No way dude we have the exact same glasses at home
0:36 that was probably the best roblox sip impression
Dad finally back with the milk!! xD
i've heard enough i am donating my ears to charity
Watching this in a public place without headphones was a horrible idea
Just found out you voice Officer 13, that made my day.
Sounds like Gianni's got this new anime plot...
Serious Sam fears this plush, he's the secret boss of the AHHHHH Squad
Imagine being the person in the factory having to make this