you never heard this before? you all must be new, this is like my third time hearing this one, it sucks cuz I don't think there's anything out there that I haven't heard yet, I'm just listening to reruns
This must have been what Norton and Anthony were talking about by when Opie is relaxed and comfortable he's a good person to be around. He's never made me laugh before today discovering this clip
Patrice and Anthony are absolutely right. If I want something I buy it myself, my ex used to say it was hard to buy me gifts and I would say that's because I worked to the point I just buy what I want. Women are better at recieving and wanting gifts. Even if they can afford it they'll rather you get it for them to show love.
I know exactly what Patrice is talking about when he says he has "implied love" between him and his mother. Usually my mom would be the one to say it and I would just say "you too". That's all the lovd i got to openly give lol
does anyone's woman give good gifts? I can honestly say I have NEVER received a good gift from any girlfriend or wife in my life. They always seem to give you shit that they want you to like, not a gift that you actually like. I also agree with Patrice on the cards too, they are a waste. And I hate how they stare at you while you are reading the card and pretending to be "moved" by it and they get pissy if you didn't do a convincing job that you had some emotional reaction to their stupid card. Hell, I have been point blank asked what I wanted, told her what I wanted, then I wind up getting something else because she thought "you'd like this better". No bitch, I wanted this specific tool (just a level, not expensive) but in stead you decided that I wanted some pajamas!! And I know that you thought "I'd like this better" because they don't sell tools at the mall, so you just bought PJs while you were already at the mall shopping for the kids, so your lazy ass wasn't thinking about me, you were just not giving a shit about what I wanted. This is why I just buy my own shit now and I throw the shitty gifts from her into my closet, only to be thrown away next year.
I just had my birthday last week. I was sick all weekend, so we did not make any plans. On my birthday, my wife let the kids wake me up (even though I had a shitty night of coughing and hacking), then kept asking me to do shit, then at night she didn't even make a cake or anything and the kids wanted to have me blow out candles so I made a cake. My wife didn't get me shit for my birthday this year. The funny thing is that I am actually happy about it because I never get anything good from her anyway, but now that she didn't get me anything I am free to not do anything for her on her birthday.
i bet she would make a big deal out of not getting anything. sounds like she is just following protocol or routine, she's doing all of that just so you won't be able to say "hey you forgot my birthday." it's your birthday but she wants to make it about her, every girl i've ever had has done the same thing.
update, her birthday just passed. I didn't do shit, hahaha. When she saw me leaving for work she asked, "you're going to work?" and I was like, yup see you tonight. She acted like it didn't bother her because she knew that if she complained I would remind her of the shitty birthday I just had. Also, she had a better birthday because I didn't ask her for shit all day and even took over with the kids so she could chill on her day. That is more than her ass gave me.
"And what do they put in the space where the Father's Day cards are supposed to be!" Opie gem hunting is becoming a rewarding sport for me, it's rare but because it comes from infertile grounds, it's a remarkable feat of nature. Remember Patrice never had a relationship with his father and this even cracked him up. Remember that, the next time someone gets offended frivolously.
Someone is going to have to make one themselves, maybe appeal to someone who makes RUclips documentaries that would get Patrice's style, if they interviewed Opie, Anthony, and the rest it could turn out pretty good.
I know, most women buy shit that guys don't want. It is even more annoying when they spend $50 on a stuffed animal or some other piece of shit that you don't want and there were hundreds of gifts in the price range that you would have been happy with. If men were this clueless, we would have to buy our girl car parts in order equal the same level of shitty gift giving that they do.
Patrice was incredibly sensitive. He knitted, had small puppies, baked, and liked his nipples played with, a lot of people have the wrong perception of him.
Oh fuck! Lolol Opie snuck one in with that father's day comment. Here in Oakland, ca, mother's day is the first of every month and father's day is the most confusing day of the year... Lol
I’m like Anthony man, as soon as something comes out I want or I think of something I want, I just immediately buy it. I’m impatient and not great with money management so I end up getting most things I want. Difficult to buy for me.
Imagine if somehow we were able to drop the legend back on the stage 2023 for him to give Lip Service to the current going-on's WOOOOEEE 🗣talk about an ear bashing 😂 RIP big fella 😢 patrice was a head of his time on this simp syndrome
I’ve never heard this Patrice clip before, even as someone who listens to OandA clips every day. Thank you for this gold.
you never heard this before? you all must be new, this is like my third time hearing this one, it sucks cuz I don't think there's anything out there that I haven't heard yet, I'm just listening to reruns
@@daleva187goligo same here.
Im just hoping patrice stolen stuff gets recovered
what episode is this from??
"thanks puddin pop!"
Yo The Warriors still holds up great. That game needs a remaster, I'd pay $40.
HAAABIIE BirDAY....HAAABIE BirDAYYYYY hahahahahhahaha
😅😅😅
Shit got me dying 😭😭😭😭😭
Finding a Patrice video that I haven't listened to before is like striking gold! Made my day.
This must have been what Norton and Anthony were talking about by when Opie is relaxed and comfortable he's a good person to be around. He's never made me laugh before today discovering this clip
And it's usually when Patrice was around as far as I can tell
The pao and russ call was another good example. If he would have just relaxed and accepted his role everything would have been golden
When Jimmy wasn't around, he was much better at riffing.
Patrice and Anthony are absolutely right. If I want something I buy it myself, my ex used to say it was hard to buy me gifts and I would say that's because I worked to the point I just buy what I want.
Women are better at recieving and wanting gifts. Even if they can afford it they'll rather you get it for them to show love.
Dude, finally you just articulated what Ive been wanting to express now when someone wants to buy me something I'll say that.
I know exactly what Patrice is talking about when he says he has "implied love" between him and his mother. Usually my mom would be the one to say it and I would just say "you too". That's all the lovd i got to openly give lol
does anyone's woman give good gifts? I can honestly say I have NEVER received a good gift from any girlfriend or wife in my life. They always seem to give you shit that they want you to like, not a gift that you actually like.
I also agree with Patrice on the cards too, they are a waste. And I hate how they stare at you while you are reading the card and pretending to be "moved" by it and they get pissy if you didn't do a convincing job that you had some emotional reaction to their stupid card.
Hell, I have been point blank asked what I wanted, told her what I wanted, then I wind up getting something else because she thought "you'd like this better". No bitch, I wanted this specific tool (just a level, not expensive) but in stead you decided that I wanted some pajamas!! And I know that you thought "I'd like this better" because they don't sell tools at the mall, so you just bought PJs while you were already at the mall shopping for the kids, so your lazy ass wasn't thinking about me, you were just not giving a shit about what I wanted.
This is why I just buy my own shit now and I throw the shitty gifts from her into my closet, only to be thrown away next year.
you got it
I just had my birthday last week. I was sick all weekend, so we did not make any plans. On my birthday, my wife let the kids wake me up (even though I had a shitty night of coughing and hacking), then kept asking me to do shit, then at night she didn't even make a cake or anything and the kids wanted to have me blow out candles so I made a cake. My wife didn't get me shit for my birthday this year.
The funny thing is that I am actually happy about it because I never get anything good from her anyway, but now that she didn't get me anything I am free to not do anything for her on her birthday.
i bet she would make a big deal out of not getting anything. sounds like she is just following protocol or routine, she's doing all of that just so you won't be able to say "hey you forgot my birthday." it's your birthday but she wants to make it about her, every girl i've ever had has done the same thing.
update, her birthday just passed. I didn't do shit, hahaha. When she saw me leaving for work she asked, "you're going to work?" and I was like, yup see you tonight. She acted like it didn't bother her because she knew that if she complained I would remind her of the shitty birthday I just had. Also, she had a better birthday because I didn't ask her for shit all day and even took over with the kids so she could chill on her day. That is more than her ass gave me.
@@nickdipaolofan5948 You guys still together ?
"And what do they put in the space where the Father's Day cards are supposed to be!"
Opie gem hunting is becoming a rewarding sport for me, it's rare but because it comes from infertile grounds, it's a remarkable feat of nature.
Remember Patrice never had a relationship with his father and this even cracked him up. Remember that, the next time someone gets offended frivolously.
What makes you think he didn’t just take that from Instant Feedback?
@@intr0vertig0 Genius
7:15 was that Opie......being......funny?
Thank you Von for making this bit happen
Hey Von DeCarlo if the Patrice documentary film is not happening, PLEASE REFUND OUR MONEY RIGHT NOW.
She asked for money?
Fans donated thousands and thousands and thousands of dollars. Enough to buy a few houses.
@@mr.cardinal9182 thats quite fucked up. Hope patrices mom got some of it
Someone is going to have to make one themselves, maybe appeal to someone who makes RUclips documentaries that would get Patrice's style, if they interviewed Opie, Anthony, and the rest it could turn out pretty good.
Mr. Cardinal and also stop trying to do comedy
The Warriors video game was one of the greatest games of all time!!
Rockstar really knocked it out of the park, especially if you're a fan of the movie.
@@duke3250 one of my favorite movies of all time and hell yeah they killed it with the game. “Can yoouuuuu diiiiiig iiiiiit!”
Birthday Bear
1:10
2:08
Absolutely love this convo. Someone please animate this. Thank you Patrice. 🙏
Singing bears, buy what I want... so much truth!
I know, most women buy shit that guys don't want. It is even more annoying when they spend $50 on a stuffed animal or some other piece of shit that you don't want and there were hundreds of gifts in the price range that you would have been happy with.
If men were this clueless, we would have to buy our girl car parts in order equal the same level of shitty gift giving that they do.
How do you have a boyfriend like Patrice and buy him a teddy bear that sings? 😨
Much respect to a ladieeee with some culture.
I am impressed if you look remotely like your profile pic and like Patrice. Most girls have horrible senses of humor. Let alone good looking ones.
Patrice was incredibly sensitive. He knitted, had small puppies, baked, and liked his nipples played with, a lot of people have the wrong perception of him.
@@theusu7178 most definitely.
Happy Burday Happy Burday
First 20 seconds got me dying 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Oh fuck! Lolol Opie snuck one in with that father's day comment. Here in Oakland, ca, mother's day is the first of every month and father's day is the most confusing day of the year... Lol
Patrice was fucking BRILLIANT!
What do they put in the section that's supposed to be the Father's Day cards. 😂😂 alright ope
yup, that was a good one.
Lol wow. Good for ope. He got a hard laugh out of me.
Listening to this on Patrice's actual birthday (Dec. 7th) coincidence!
My b day too. Miss Patrice so much
That is the truth!!! So many times that has happened to me!😂 RIP Patrice 🙏
Haven't heard this one yet. It's fuckin gold tho. Also that Warriors game was pretty good
Wow didn't know Patrice was a fish guy
ruclips.net/video/eLzKQUHiTto/видео.html You're in for a treat, story about his fish and the Chinese guy who cleaned the tank.
Do your homework
I wish RUclips would stop trying to show me Jimmy fucking Carr clips after Patrice. Jimmy ain’t nowhere close to the same league.
8:40 might have been the dumbest caller in O&A history.
Today for the first time after years I heard Opie say a joke that I thought was funny with that Father's Day Hallmark card section joke
virginia planatation fish lmao
Wow a rare good line from Opie with that Father’s Day card
7:15 Opie hits a ground rule double
Holy shit... Opie just made me laugh
Patrice. What a fucking genius. RIP
I just ask my girl for cds, movies, clothes, etc. and I’m cool w it
"What's all you wet nigga's doing in here?" L M B O
I’m like Anthony man, as soon as something comes out I want or I think of something I want, I just immediately buy it. I’m impatient and not great with money management so I end up getting most things I want. Difficult to buy for me.
Patrice understood frame...God I miss him
Lmao!
Imagine if somehow we were able to drop the legend back on the stage 2023 for him to give Lip Service to the current going-on's WOOOOEEE 🗣talk about an ear bashing 😂 RIP big fella 😢 patrice was a head of his time on this simp syndrome
Happy birdday happybirdday
Abby berday Abby berday
I’m female and I don’t like cards. Waste of money.
Lol
Sweetie BoObYboOboO
Lol