my favorite part: Guy: Sir, if you're calling me a liar you better have something stronger than an umbrella. Hank: Nine-iron. Guy: Y'all have a nice day.
6:34 This scene is great for an extreme multitude of reasons -Hank immediately pausing his wrench work because he knows Dale is about to say the most ridiculous thing he'll hear all week -Dale thinking that the Egyptians had cinderblocks -Dale asking if Hank has a cinderblock, but not 50,000 slaves. He must just have those lying around. -Bill implying that the bulldozers at the base are more secure than the tanks -Nancy being really excited for mass destruction -Dale is a being powered only by cigarettes
"I CAN help you without using witchcraft, pills, and molestation, but it won't be easy!" That has to be one of the funniest quotes I've heard in a long time!
"Goodbye Luanne, I just wanted you to know I never read your diary even though you secretly suspected I did in June 18th, 1995." Now that's an underrated quote
5:30 Hank DON'T mess around Guy: "Sir if you're calling me a liar, you better be holding something stronger than an umbrella" Hank: "9-iron" Guy: "Y'all have a nice day"
Compilations just cant do this show justice, it's way funnier than people will initially realize. A lot of the humor requires watching a whole episode (or even the whole series). There are lots of long running inside jokes, characters fucking die, dynamics change. I was blown away when I decided to hunker down and watch this show
@Mac Loud To be fair Down Syndrome doesn't just "crop up", you're born with it and you're diagnosed with it before you're even outside the body. Down Syndrome is no more common nor less common, just more known about and better educated.
Looking back, I agree. Maybe not all governments, but many do. Through the military, income inequality, non-socialized healthcare, faulty infrastructure etc etc.
It happened once with my Ex during a 3 day school camping trip. I had a girlfriend at the time and we were taken outside very early for some fire alarm at 05:27, most of us in PJs. Anyways I did a little to much yesterday so I was a zombie and I saw my girlfriend and put my arm around her and said "Do we really need to be out here? This sucks." Then I hear "Yes Noah we need to be out here and I didn't know you hit on girls in times of crisis~" I sprung up fully awake realising what just happened and I hear my girlfriend behind me laughing and she mockingly did the same thing I did but laughing. I worked about 28 hours worth of fishing and hiking (choosing to go ahead and back) and that was better at waking me up than a Cuban coffee. 😂 (I found out all the details later the day. Like I said I was a zombie and remembered little of the experience.)
My absolute favorite part of KOTH is every time any other show would take an easy joke, KOTH just brushes past it realistically and makes a better joke.
"That's a nice gun." 'Yup.' "There's a cool gun." 'Uh-huh.' No joke, I actually conversations like that with my dad when I Bobby's age. Though the conversations also included, "it costs HOW MUCH?!"
It's my favorite season of King of the Hill because that's where the animation gradually improved and Luanne's appearance and hairstyle changed (it's also the season when she comes to live with the Hills).
Waving a wrench around "Look, we're both reasonable people" Hank picking up his club out of sight "You said it friend". Fuck yeah you're not gonna walk up on Hank and threaten him
1:26 This is very true to life. When things come naturally to people they have no idea of how hard others might struggle to do the same thing. I've gotten into a lot of argument with people who tell me that "a shooter can never be sure where their bullet is going." Which blows my mind because I'm like ol' bobby.
Landlord: "We're both reasonable people" Hank: "You said it friend" (grabs a golf club) Hilarious, that Hank, usually the reasonable one, was about to get violent.
0:50 -1:36 you can hear just how much this guy doesn’t care for the presentation he’s giving. And clearly demonstrates what not to do both with a gun and at a range.
"A guy breaks into your house, and you don't have a gun. How are you going to shoot him?"
-Dale
tmnsoon that's probably the smartest thing Dale ever said.
ArtVampire Dragoness right
tmnsoon
shoes
As long as you have some pocket sand
Stab him
my favorite part:
Guy: Sir, if you're calling me a liar you better have something stronger than an umbrella.
Hank: Nine-iron.
Guy: Y'all have a nice day.
I love how he reaches for it
“You said it friend”
I told him.
Lovely weird stuff, ain’t right.
That's an honest interaction in my area
This show is one of the best cartoons in U.S. history
Nolan Peters *world history
Cosmic Lemon It probably doesn’t premiere in different countries
@@Jackietubepro RUclips premieres in different countries!
@@Jackietubepro America is the world and is the best country on the Earth.
You are right, I’ll tell you hwhat
“ I worked with the Cowboys”
“When”
“Last season “
“Goodbye”
LOL 😂😂😂😂😂
Inconceivable!
He has been working with the Cowboys for the past 20 seasons too
hank knew what was good in the hood.
Who voiced him. I know the voice is so familiar.
Edit:Nevermind he was the Principal in a Goofy Movie
This was the year after Michael Irvin got arrested with a bunch of hookers and cocaine in a hotel 😂😂😂
"If you're calling me a liar you better be holding something stronger than an umbrella."
"Nine iron?"
"Y'all have a nice day."
best part lmao
“I won’t take pills, I won’t let you hypnotize or molest me.”
LMFAO
"well i can help you without that, but it will be a lot harder"
KOTH predicted Bill Cosby
“Sir if you’re lying to me you better be holding something stronger than an umbrella.”
“A nine iron.”
“...have a nice day.”
Fucking epic 😂
Uhh... 6 AM and already the boy ain’t right
that hank
At least he wakes up early. :)
"Guns have been around for years, I think if they were dangerous someone would have said something."
Funniest comment ever
@@beastofburden90
"That's a thinker"
5:12 Exchange onwards
Lmao *pulls out wrench* "We're both reasonable people."
"You said it, friend." *pulls out golf club*
BRO I DIED
"I had to stop by the wax museum and give the finger to FDR."
LMFAO
What FDR ever did to Cotton?
@@maxb5201 FDR brought the US in to this socialist welfare system we're currently in.
Cotton is my favorite character.
@@ClarkKulper and out of the Great Deppression
Based
6:34
This scene is great for an extreme multitude of reasons
-Hank immediately pausing his wrench work because he knows Dale is about to say the most ridiculous thing he'll hear all week
-Dale thinking that the Egyptians had cinderblocks
-Dale asking if Hank has a cinderblock, but not 50,000 slaves. He must just have those lying around.
-Bill implying that the bulldozers at the base are more secure than the tanks
-Nancy being really excited for mass destruction
-Dale is a being powered only by cigarettes
I always took the slaves comment as Dale and the boys thinking a good old American truck is more powerful than 50,000 slaves.
@@therobustempyrean1436 That would be a heck of a truck. 50,000 is a big number, even if the people in question weren't in peak condition.
@@cradiculous Hey, it's American engineering at it's peak, what can you say?
But what about my supper?
I left a carton of cigarettes on the table
😂😂😂😂😂
I think I'll keep her.
@@nicholasdunlap2275 omg 😂😂
This show is so realisticaly accurate and relatable. Thats why its the best.
I think it's the ambient bird sounds
Like Malcolm in the Middle
@@slaytanicsabbath I never noticed that
@@bigbird4481 that's the trick to good ambience
"Aunt Peggy, Do you think Alex Trebeck is sexy?"
"Get out of my head Luanne!"
6 am and already the boy ain't right.
"I CAN help you without using witchcraft, pills, and molestation, but it won't be easy!" That has to be one of the funniest quotes I've heard in a long time!
Forget Rick and Morty S4, we need a revival of King of the Hill
Or beavis and butthead
Except fun again like seasons 1-6 when Hank didn't turn into a whiny bitch
No. They ended it beautifully. Don't risk ruining its legacy.
No it should stay finished unlike how they treat the Simpsons
@@silverblade357 Yeah, that ending was perfect. Also, Brittany Murphy and Tom Petty are dead, so, not having Luanne and Lucky would be sad.
"I never read your diary even though you secretly suspected I did on June 18th, 1995"
The second season and that boy ain't never right
“Do you mind? I’m trying to sit here” classic Hank line.
Are you tellin me you support Washington DC?
...
That’s a thinker...
Lmao🤣🤣🤣 my favourite line😂
That was especially funny cos I live in DC
Hank just blew Dale's mind.
Every Conspiracy theorist/ Trump supporter. They want to be both lol
@@Yophillips3272 Man conspiracy theories aren't unique to any ideaology
you know its a good show when "funniest moments" is the entire episodes
"Goodbye Luanne, I just wanted you to know I never read your diary even though you secretly suspected I did in June 18th, 1995."
Now that's an underrated quote
“Most deaths in a house is from Guns and gun accessories” LMAO 🤣
5:30 Hank DON'T mess around
Guy: "Sir if you're calling me a liar, you better be holding something stronger than an umbrella"
Hank: "9-iron"
Guy: "Y'all have a nice day"
Compilations just cant do this show justice, it's way funnier than people will initially realize. A lot of the humor requires watching a whole episode (or even the whole series). There are lots of long running inside jokes, characters fucking die, dynamics change. I was blown away when I decided to hunker down and watch this show
I liked that the characters aged and changed with the show. Unfortunately they ended that in season 7 and it became more episodic and self contained.
5:34 hank prepares for war
He killed 50 men with that club.
Bobby: what guns are. Dangerous
Dale: whaaaat
Hank: Oh shit. Here we go again.
I lost it at the guy running onto the range while they are shooting to display a target 🤣😂😂
"I CAN help you without witchcraft, pills, or molestation...but it won't be easy."
I died when he said that.
school shooter "can i bring the gun to school!" i'm assuming life was safer then
Wasnt that bug of an issue back then haha
Nope. It was more dangerous, mainstream media has lied to everyone.
@Mac Loud To be fair Down Syndrome doesn't just "crop up", you're born with it and you're diagnosed with it before you're even outside the body. Down Syndrome is no more common nor less common, just more known about and better educated.
@Mac Loud To be fair Down Syndrome rates for women in their twenties have a 1 in 1,500 percent chance.
@Mac Loud To be fair people with Down Syndrome now live into their 60's up from their 20's in 1980.
“Most deaths in the home are caused by guns and gun accessories”.
Classic Hank
“Guns don’t kill people, the government does.”
The truest quote ever
Death the Kid mean while u have a anime profile
@@sk8terzane818 what about now bitch
@@You_already_know937 cringe you are
@@thefrenchtaunter7916 you’re parents only had you for tax benefits
Looking back, I agree.
Maybe not all governments, but many do. Through the military, income inequality, non-socialized healthcare, faulty infrastructure etc etc.
"Do you mind? I'm trying to sit here."
I can't wait to try that one out.
“I used to work with the cowboys”
“When?”
“Last season”
“Goodbye”
God that was a good one
"I was afraid she was gonna hug me, I was worried she wouldn't leave, and I was happy when it was over." Hank is my spirit animal.
“Maybe I can take the guns to school, and we could squeeze off a couple rounds between classes”. That was the best part to me
" I called You Hon' and I'm naked".
I've been in that situation several times lol
With your niece?
Justin Simon
With my cousins
@@bizarrenrugged3370 SWEET HOME ALABAMA!
It happened once with my Ex during a 3 day school camping trip. I had a girlfriend at the time and we were taken outside very early for some fire alarm at 05:27, most of us in PJs.
Anyways I did a little to much yesterday so I was a zombie and I saw my girlfriend and put my arm around her and said "Do we really need to be out here? This sucks."
Then I hear "Yes Noah we need to be out here and I didn't know you hit on girls in times of crisis~"
I sprung up fully awake realising what just happened and I hear my girlfriend behind me laughing and she mockingly did the same thing I did but laughing.
I worked about 28 hours worth of fishing and hiking (choosing to go ahead and back) and that was better at waking me up than a Cuban coffee. 😂
(I found out all the details later the day. Like I said I was a zombie and remembered little of the experience.)
@@FizzDragon8273 It was actually Pakistan, bigot.
My absolute favorite part of KOTH is every time any other show would take an easy joke, KOTH just brushes past it realistically and makes a better joke.
6am and already the boy ain’t right.
"That's a nice gun."
'Yup.'
"There's a cool gun."
'Uh-huh.'
No joke, I actually conversations like that with my dad when I Bobby's age. Though the conversations also included, "it costs HOW MUCH?!"
That boy ain't right I tell you hwat
My boy ain't much but he's all I got!
6 AM and already the boy ain't right.
This boy is flawed
5:30
Proof that Hank is a savage. He is bout that Propane Lyfe.
All gas…no fire bricks!!
Love it that bobbys an expert marksman. Hes gonna be a marine when he grows up.
Homeboy: "We are both reasonable people" [produces wrench]
Hank: "You said it friend." [produces golf club]
4:53 look how fast peggy drinks coffee
3:45 anyone else expected dale to just go ''GUH!'' and take off?
5:04
Hank gave me the chuckles
“You calling me a liar?You better be holding something stronger than an umbrella”
Hank: 9 iron
“You have a good day”
Hanks reaction to Dale at 6:46 has me dying 😂 such disappointment
Same 🤣
We need this show now more than ever. Please cancel your prime-time garbage sexfest and put this back on every day Fox.
"Hey looka this-"
(runs into open gunfire)
"LOOKA THIS EVRYBODY"
It's my favorite season of King of the Hill because that's where the animation gradually improved and Luanne's appearance and hairstyle changed (it's also the season when she comes to live with the Hills).
“Don’t play mind checkers with me.”
3:13 Quote of the century right here!
“Sorry I’m late. I had to stop by the wax museum and give the finger to FDR!”
Sounds exactly like my grandpa lmao.
6AM And Already The Boy Aint Right XD
3:14 not even “how are you gonna defend yourself”, but “how are you gonna shoot him?” I love dale
"I had to stop by the wax museum again and give the finger to FDR."
My man!
I love how the military locks up bulldozers but the tank would be easy to steal!
Bulldozers are easier to sell, hence more likely to be stolen.
Waving a wrench around "Look, we're both reasonable people"
Hank picking up his club out of sight "You said it friend".
Fuck yeah you're not gonna walk up on Hank and threaten him
1:26 This is very true to life. When things come naturally to people they have no idea of how hard others might struggle to do the same thing. I've gotten into a lot of argument with people who tell me that "a shooter can never be sure where their bullet is going." Which blows my mind because I'm like ol' bobby.
5:06 6 am and already that boy ain’t right
Landlord: "We're both reasonable people"
Hank: "You said it friend" (grabs a golf club)
Hilarious, that Hank, usually the reasonable one, was about to get violent.
this show made me put a stack of golf clubs and batons behind the door. Hank Hill 4 Life
That thumbnail is the stuff of nightmares.
"I worked for the Cowboys."
"When?"
"Last season."
*GOODBYE*
"Do you mind? I'm trying to sit here." Goddamn I felt that.
4:55 "Six AM and already the boy ain't right..."
Lmao
Hank the G
2:59 guns don’t kill people, the government does
Sir if you’re calling me a list you better be holding something stronger than an umbrella
Nine iron
Y’all have a nice day
Liar*
Bobby: maybe I could take the guns to school and we can squeeze off a few rounds in between classes.
"I didn't know it was loaded is not an acceptable excuse. I wasn't there or I never met those people are better excuse." 😁😄😂😂😂😂💀💀💀
“We are more reasonable people “. “ you said it friend “.
Miguel Escobar lol love it :3
4:25 kills me every time. lmao
this is uploaded on my birthday!
Happy birthday man
Mr. Watoons thanks!
Cloudy WithKush wtf?
0:18 the look on Hank's face always gets me to laugh
“I worked with the cowboys.” “When?” “Last season.” “Goodbye.”
5:30 That’s low key one of Hank’s most badass moments
“ When doesn’t she cry , she cries at weddings , she cries at funerals “ …. “There’s no rhyme or reason to it “
"Where's the children's gun section"
That aged well😂
0:50 -1:36 you can hear just how much this guy doesn’t care for the presentation he’s giving. And clearly demonstrates what not to do both with a gun and at a range.
"You shouldn't take guns to school with you..."
The 2010's did not get that memo.
Oof
“Sir if you’re calling me a liar you better be holding something stronger than an umbrella.”
“Nine iron.”
“You have a nice day.”
1:46 isn't that the voice of the boss in incredibles? lol
Not incredible. Inconceivable!!
Sure is, Wallace Shawn.
Snot from American dad also
"I've got plenty of emotions! I was afraid she was gonna hug me, I was worried she wouldn't leave, and I was happy when it was over..."
"So first do I.."
"HUH YOU JUST PUT 6 SHOTS DEAD CENTER"
*I KNOW* "now do I lay the magazine"
Best show ever , who's still watching in 2020 ??
"She's got my droor's spinning around with her unmentionables!"
Drawers.
"Guns dont kill people the government does "😂😂😂
"you shouldn't bring guns to school"
- Hank Hill
School shootings drop to 0
Oof the people of venezuela, cuba, china, north korea, and now australia be like 😭.
Cotton has a good excuse to be late at late at least
6:34 this is exactly how most of my "conversations" with my dad goes
I'm Dale and my dad is Hank.
You got a cinder block?
Hank: Are you telling me you support Washington D.C!?
Also Hank: *is born in New York*
2:34 whoa settle down Kid Kolombine.
“You better be holding something stronger than an umbrella”. “Nine iron.” “You have a good day.”
“Look, we’re both reasonable people”
“You said if friend”
Underrated
Therapist: I worked with the cowboys!
Hank: When?
Therapist: Last season
Hank: Goodbye!
Best line in the whole comp lmao
is the kid sitting next to bobby a clone of him and why does he look like Beavis from Beavis and Butt Head ?
FATBRUCELOL APPLEBEE right I was thinking that
king of the hill and beavis and butthead were both created written and voiced by the same people!
I see no resemblance
King Of The Hill is the best animated tv show, I love this show so much.