King of the Hill funny moments part 3
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- Опубликовано: 15 авг 2017
- Amazing lol, im not sure how much longer this series will go on its probably going to end soon so make sure to like and sub and let me know what to make and with that ✌️
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"No need worrying about Bobby and sex at this age. And with his feautures..." 😂😂😂 story of my life
what features? show me what your talking about
+Great Dragon He is implying that his son is not traditionally handsome
Justin Simon which is weird considering Bobby pulls more girls than Hank did as a star football player
sad😢
@@justinsimon154 middle school and under guys can get girls even if they're ugly, provided they're popular, via smartest kid or most friendly. Afterwards though they start getting all aware and picky and they look back at the person they liked back in middle and see him as ugly and can't figure why they used to like him.
"I don't take no anesthetic,did Lincoln ask for girly gas when he got his head blown off?"
“Do I look like I know what a JPEG is?”
I just want a picture of a Got Dang hot dog
I vandalized a school desk with hanks head on sponge Bobs body talking to a terrified Mr Crabs, asking him if he knew what a jpeg was.
@@kerrej213 Notice how he only swears when at his friends? With everyone else he uses family friendly swearing.
@@jaws1754 Man, Hank's head Would be the perfect SpongeBob body.
"Guns don't kill people the govt does."
"Are you telling me you support Washington D.C.?"
Dale: "... That's a thinker"
"I tell ya hwat man I'm gon' loan you my monopoly set man, come back n' the dang top hat's gone and boardwalk got mustard stains on it and park place too man and then my dang ol' mom come over and wan- and end up playing Stratego man."
Pure gold
i wanna speak boom howers language
Same lol
Live in Texas for a few years
Im in kentucky but in louisville but my family lives deep in the country and they speak his languge you start to understand after a while
@@bakedcrystal915 If only it was that easy... (Native texan)
Boomhower is speaking the language of gods
"Do I look like I know what a JPEG is? I just want a picture of a god dang hot dog"
Boomhauer told the officer everything and said "it's right there in that cooler" but the Officer did nothing
That's exactly the joke 😂
General Pershing fucking idiot
Hey @George Lucas are you writing the star wars series or did you hand that over to Disney too?
@General Pershing Eh
lol
"Khan applied the legal way, sometimes the system fails us" lmaoooooo
ate his droppings called it "jungle rice" 😂😂😂😂
Brandon Ramirez Tasted fine.
*J U N G L E R I C E*
😂😂😂
😭😭😭😭
i thoguht he called it "jungle rights" for letting him live.
"When I close my eyes, I can see strange characters running around chasing colorful geometric shapes in a dark and infinite limbo. I have stopped closing my eyes."
"Oh Bonnie, you poor, poor thing."
"When he climb on me to do his business, I just think of a pretty flower"
"Oh Bonnie, you poor poor thing"
Hell yea Bonnie fucked up
The Conservative Woman's guide to sex.
It’s called the double standard Bobby. Don’t knock it...
I bout cried.
Lol
@@Surteronarto i know right! Like da fuck!
Austin Peters bruh what y’all talkin about some girls wanna fuck just as bad as guys
@@carlosvasquez6054 well they can. therefore its different.
“Can I put a gun rack on my bike” lol
You know how long I've waited for you to ask me that?
One of the greatest feelings in the world is understanding everything Boomhauer says despite not being a Texan
Translate every single word he said in this video or 🧢
Oh really? He’s not a Texan? Then what is he??
@@gothichawkerjon5972 he said he can understand him even though he, the commenter, isn't a Texan.
You've been raking my yard with a golf club? I want my quarter back
good line
"Survival diary update: I have been drinking dew drops found of the forest leaves and I have been eating mushrooms and moss. Mostly mushrooms. My rabies has taken a turn for the worse. I am starting to hallucinate. When I close my eyes, I can see strange characters running around chasing colorful geometric shapes in a dark and infinite limbo. I have stopped closing my eyes."
My stomach hurts from laughing.
this man ate a huge amount of shrooms lol
@@mnunez10 yes that is the joke
A very accurate description of shrooming.
I really appreciate this show now that I’m in my late 20’s lol at nine years old I never really got why my older brother would die laughing watching this in the late 90’s
"I can't babysit you and Bill." 😂
"Dew, Mountain"
Now that's just straight military, there.
Am i the only one who understands what Boomhauer says?
Senositis yes
Just gotta pay attention to him. It's understandable if one tries.
Senositis nope
@leonpride Some people aren't like us and have the displeasure of growing up in a community where people speak normally.
Eat your cereal
"The balls are made out of rice, somehow....."
I miss this show
It's now on Hulu
Blame Seth McFarlane
Has anyone here discovered a great admiration for Chuck Mangione after watching King of the Hill? I love that he contributed his likeness and voice to a show that would have him living in a Megalomart with a placard in Aisle 8A promoting Feminine Freshness.
7:14-7:21 the ideal American son-father moment, baby! 😊
Let me ask you this, a guy breaks into your house? You don’t have a gun. How are you going to shoot him?
With my NRA issue
With my baseball bat! Anybo'y keepin' track of my heads batted in?? BONK!
GRENADEEEE!!!
pen casing, rubber bands and bamboo skewers
Simpsons should have ended when this show did, and this show should still be on.
gor9027 no, they ended this without fucking it up. Although right on about the simpsons... maybe just a bit sooner lol
gor9027 they cancelled for the Cleveland show
This show has funny voice acrors
@Curtis Riceman
They finished the show since it was gonna be replaced with the Cleveland Show. We all saw what a fiasco that was.
Koth was suffering towards the end, but every seas9n is watchable. Less crap tv would have been on by your plan, but both koth and the simpsons would be thought of as shows that were on too long. Theres no semantics about koth, its just a well remembered show and it didnt overstay its welcome.
6:38. ACCURATE AF
"Squirrel tactic!"
Hank is a funny guy... he should have his own TV show.
Lmfaoooo “ deal, I’ll see you in two days!!!!!”
0:32 Cotton would've HATED Lincoln
4:43 "Boomhauer, can I borrow your mower?"
"I'lltellyouwhatmain...comebackonsome those topass boardwalkmustardstains..."
I'm crying laughing...🤣😂😂🤣🤣😭😭🤣
"He's on another rampage!"🤣🤣🤣
"We decided we didnt need that many"
It's funny when you eventually learn to hear what boomhauer is saying
Bobby, I can't have you disco dancing in the middle of the street. The first rule of showman ship " leave them wanting more". Second rule: King Of the Hill reunion.
Guns don’t kill people the government does hahahhaha dale
He's not wrong.
0:58 Oh Peggy, even you can be insightful at times~
"Do you know how long I've been waiting for you to ask me that?" About a minute and twenty seconds.
9:08 always love love love how Dale pops out from around the fence
Some of these are pure comedic gold imo lmao
"Talkin bout..her needs" -Boomhauer
2:20 I'm the kid who hit you in the head!! 😂
Boom hower made no sense and I love it
“You’ve been raking my yard with a golf club? I want my quarter back.”
I was down to my last rat, kept him alive so I could eat his droppings, called it jungle rice.
Tasted fine.
"Guns and gun accessories"
So cool to see willie nelson on this 😎🌲👌🌻 " i want my quarter back ;_;"
The last one was amazing.
Even better now that we know that the NRA is funded by the Russian government. Even Dale didn't predict that one!
When did this show end? Mike Judge must be a time traveler.
sammygirl6910 it ended in May 2010
Literally just thinking that.
love the vids keep it up :)))) and your intro was good on your other video btw.
3:31 so true
Hank is best boomer
To avoid being questioned by the police, just talk like Boomhauer, they’ll leave you alone soon enough
"son get out of the house i hate you"
that's not a quote from the funny moments that's just my mom everyday
😢 I feel saddness
MAH DEW!
Dew, Mountain
"Sqeeze off a few rounds between classes" when did bobby move to florida?
jcrowley1985 cold lol
6:00 haha!!!!
I seen your comments almost everywhere lol.
This show was so sexual in S1 S2 S3 S4 but when S5 came all that went away and the show changed and I love this show I watch it everyday
Same though ive been watching it on hulu
Average RUclipsr awesome
Someone breaks into your home and you don’t have a gun how are you going to shoot him seems perfectly logical
Miss this show so damn much 🇺🇲
jungle rice
Tasted fine
The perfect clip to end the video on! :D Need moar!
Very rare and beu-taful
do i look like I know what a JPEG is ? best line ever.
Look at the ball Bobby look at the ball
Dale is my spirit animal.
Thanks to Boomhauer’s turn of phrase, the gang got away with hiding the bird.
“Like I’d borrow that piece of JUNK’”
Jungle rice!
LMFAO!
You've been raking my lawn with a golf club? I want my quarter back
No Bobby con applied the legal way some time the system fails use.....classic...!!
You don't mess with a mans lawn..! 😆
Are you ready to heat me more than anyone in your life. Well we're half way there...lol😄
They’re all nice guns and all guns are nice 👍
That's how I know Bob Dole's fakin' that dead arm 😂😂
sometimes the system fails us :-)
I miss this show.
"Did Lincoln ask for girly gas when they blowed his head off???"
That’s a thinker
love wwallace shawn
"That's a thinker."
I LOVE THIS SHOW 🎉. I LOVE BOBBY'S VOICE.
Squirrel tactic
Pocket sand! Sh-sha
Kids: what's sex
Family Guy: Peter hold my root beer
That's a thinker
I love how he rats them out but speaks so fast he could understand him funny 😆 but wrong 😒good thing the cop said have nice day 😆😆
7:47 the boss from The Incredibles
Jungle rice is what most asian fast food places seem to serve.
Tastes fine.
I’ve lived in Texas all my life and I can understand him as long as I listen pretty close. I’ve met a few people that talk kinda like Boomhauer and I might have to ask them to repeat themselves if I’m focused on something else
We all need a boomhower to talk to the cops
4:45 I freaking died 😂
Oh Bonnie, you poor, poor woman.
Lmao at dale on shrooms
One thousandth like
That's a thinker.
Called it jungle rice....it tasted fine!
The rabies lol
that old guy is john mccain
"um, wheres the children's gun section?"