Leaving a car on Bono's driveway
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- Опубликовано: 2 авг 2024
- Episode 93. Jonny and Richard decide to take revenge on Bono for that U2 album he put on everyone's iPhones by leaving an unwanted car on his driveway. Plus, excessively crunchy crisps, real life Saturday Morning Kitchen, the rules about when you can watch a film, people who like Star Wars too much, Warwick Davis's hot tub, and what would happen if Vauxhall didn't exist.
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U2. The Vauxhall of rock bands.
I like Vauxhall a bit too much for that, also U2 gigs are massively overpriced. But I do see what you mean.
That's an insult to U2. Vauxhall haven't made a good car (i.e. not a rebadged Opel or Holden) since before U2 were a band.
@@richardharrold9736 U2 has hardly made a good song. In my opinion.
@@AkaAndyKnuckles really? They went off the boil a decade ago IMO and there were some horrors in the mid 90s, but classic U2 is fabulous - there's a reason why they're selling out stadiums playing a record from 1987... personally I wouldn't pay that money, not least because Bono's voice has had it, but they didn't become so huge through utter mediocrity.
The rule is, Films can only be watched in the evening and must start before 9pm. watching a film in the morning or daytime is the preserve of easter and christmas .
Literally love this program! first video in and i am hooked. best thing to happen to me in covid-19 period
so far
It's been said but man Brits really know how to do prepackaged fresh foods.
I was on a cross channel ferry going to a Grand Prix. As it was a very rough crossing I made my way to the CG of the ship as that’s the best place to go. This was the cinema. As I paid to watch Robin Williams in Popeye, I am forever grateful that the film was so bad as it sent me to sleep and spared me the horror of the turbulent North Sea. I have had a fond opinion of that film ever since. It was a double feature woke up to Flash Gordon couldn’t have had a better alarm than Gordon’s Alive...
Mr. Sniff, that's a nice point about finding merit with each car maker. Opportunity for a list - top 3 cars from every manufacturer back catalogue.
If SEAT disappeared the motoring magazine segment would be fucked. SEAT have sponsored the back page of every single motoring magazine for the last 20 years
This could really change the lyrics to some of Bono’s songs...
"See the trousers hung inside
See the car out on the drive,
And we left it for you
Leaving it for you..."
Highly underrated comment. 👆
Taking no.1 son to watch Star Wars tomorrow night... I shall re-consider wearing my Millennium Falcon overpants though, for fear of over-twattery.
Glad Jonny has the same wrestling match with cellophane wrappings for boxed salad-with-small-cous-cous-type contents as I do; you want the whole lot off but fear a confident rip will throw the contents in your lap. Well navigated - on two packages... The Corsa I owned only brings back bad memories; best forgotten about...
I could listen to you pair chat crap for hours, love it!!!
Wait, crisps BEFORE sandwich Richard? You absolute heathen.
I’ll be honest, I was trying to get the crisps eaten before we turned on the cameras because they’re very noisy on mic. R
@@smithandsniff Jonny didn't have the same thought process i see/hear.
@@SpecR22
Yeah. What was that? Deep fried soy beans or something? 🤣
@@smithandsniff Can you pass on your "too noisy to eat on camera" philosophy to Mr Smith...that plastic wrapped food and crunchy snack was on the limit of being tolerable...but couldn't not watch to the end. Love your work guys :-)
Brilliant!
I loved the videos but I’m so glad the decision was made to can the eating during recording!
The 9:30pm starting a movie rule is bang on, anyone who breaks this rule is dangerous and shouldn't be trusted. Also, I think you suffer from narcolepsy Jonny, you fall asleep everywhere!
Mysteriously reappearing tanga briefs - that would teach him.
Jonny's story about falling asleep in the Hillman was entertaining
We do exactly that, 2130, son gone to bed, lets put a film on, and we have in the past watched half to three quarters on it, then said , we'll watch the rest tomorrow...that never happens. 2130 is for a quick episode of a Netflix series,nothing else
That sweater is ace Jonny!
bit of foreshadowing here Seat has ceased to exist. (I know its going to be cupra now)
To be fair, Chrysler Voyagers are sheds.
Those Chicken Katsu crisps are my favourite. Followed by Hoola Hoop Flava Rings.
TV shows is the 3 strike rule. If first one guff you watch another. If the seconds equally weak it gets one more chance before it's sacked off.
My wife does the same thing with films and watching half, I'm the same and cannot do that. The amount of films she's watched half of and then never finished watching the second half!
Mark's & Spencer Chicken Katsu crisps are immense.
You missed a trick , when Bono is out move the Fiesta 1ft to the side . Just enough to be nearly sure it's been moved.
Balloon storage 😂
All of the place and highly amusing.
I like Vauxhall. The Corsa B was actually a really nice, small hatch.
Much like the Saxo and Clio, more comfort than you'd expect.
Also guys, you know that there's other phones than iPhones, right?
Just say nay.
(The amount of food Jonny eats is impressive!)
As for car brands that I wouldn't miss; Skoda, Toyota, Mitsubishi. Just the brands that make you go 'oh well'.
Sure, they have some performance stuff, but the ones on the road are just grey, no matter which colour they are painted in.
I want these two to replace those two plonkers on Top Gear ( McGuiness & Flintoff ) Not Chris Harris! they are naturally funnier & spontaneous & quick witted 👍😁 and watching these videos always makes me hungry 🙂
They’re already better than Topgear.
Just had to Google who Warwick Davis is. He’s worn a mask in everything he’s ever been in, probably why I didn’t know who he was. Then I realised he’s the guy who ruined An Idiot Abroad.
I've got nothing against Vauxhalls! The sort of people who buy Vauxhalls however.............. ;-)
Richard as minister of cafeine affairs. I'd vote. Say no to fake jizz!
"You're Luton-intolerant"
Well played, that man!
I'm troubled that the Supra is backed up too far. Yes, it has pleasingly met the kerb but, it's disproportionately rearward for placement satisfaction.
Found the Ron Dennis.
@@richardharrold9736 ha ha!
Excessive reversing and a little controversial on the coffee capsule front but enjoyable none the less.
I would've missed out on my first car (chevette) if Vauxhall hadn't been around..😁😁
Noisy eating warning! still a great watch though
Volvos are my happy place
Surely you could have got further back in that parking space?
Precision parking. Back wheels not actually touching the kerb.
Normally I love every one of these episodes but let me just warn you all, do not watch the lunch episodes through high-fi headphones. It will lead you to feel as if you’re going to go from at least one end.
i am jealous of Johnny's metabolism
The boy never stops eating and drinking.
My Omega was lovely before I smashed it into the side of a tractor.. (Phil - Lancashire)
The Vauxhall question....
Sniff does a remarkably good Colin farrell
Life is too short to reheat coffee.
I couldn’t agree more about Vauxhall’s as I’ve never got them, the name means nothing to me.
The only recent one I’d have was the last Vectra Estate.
Great size and flat back window / hatch to allow full use of the rear. But I’d put Opel badges on it
Pity they don’t let you buy them badged as Opels as they seem cool from my youth in the 70’s
They make them rhd for Ireland
Also I’d of had some of the Aussie stuff if they hadn’t taken off all the Holden badges and stick on Vauxhall ones. Another mega mistake
FD Victor was better than the Mk3 Cortina... but it's all been downhill since, apart from the 6cyl Carlton/Senator, Omega and VXR8.
Well Holden no longer exists....
What about the middle aged man dressed in a fleece coming in through the back door in to the kitchen with his car washing bucket?
Boom - that is going to happen.
I'm so ashamed to admit that I share almost all of these opinions on films. Ashamed because I'm already aware of what a handle I am and I didn't need reminding.
That's fuyne. Da lads are fuyne.
LOTR- The Two Towers... not Jonny's bag(gins) .
Those fucking Wasabi nuts again.....
Maserati, wouldn't be missed, the MC12 was their zenith, so there's a few to gawp at at least.
I once wrote an evo magazine column to that effect and some Maserati fans got VERY shirty about it. Richard
GranTurismo was the last decent Maser with the 4.7 N/A motor. Now they only make overpriced turbo V6 crap with hideous styling... kinda like the 90s.
What about Saab?
The Adam is a german WW2 helmet on wheels
I got as far as the croutons. Love the chat, can’t abide the chewing.
Is there a podcast version of this?
Not at the moment. Still working on this.
@@smithandsniff
I'll be honest fellas, I pretty much just listen to the audio of this anyway so you could just upload that in my opinion.
Just need to choose a platform. 👍
I think it’s lord of the rings the two towers....the twin towers was something else entirely...
My ex girlfriend (I know girl mechanic how 21st century) used to service his car being short she was the only one that could fit in the drivers seat with his adaptions. He had a Chrysler voyager as his had a lot of kids. Ps Baldock services?
Cheers chaps, those offended by eating noises should try eating while they watch, easy. *burp*, pardon me. :)
Really look forward to this on a Friday, I understand it is a casual chat over lunch in an interesting car, but please pick less noisy food/packaging as it distracts from the content.
Funny, because I listened to the podcast and felt it lacked culinary interest.
Was unaware that you had a RUclips channel Jonny boy I still like the days from fifth gear show.
What.... where have you been!!!
He has his own channel too
Vauxhall make some pretty decent cars. Im using my wifes Astra Elite at the moment, and..well.... Its pretty good.
Heated leather seats, auto lights, auto wipers, awesome stereo. Opera something. Its been doing 40mpg average. Its just pretty decent and does everything well. And its reliable. What more can you ask for really.
Another mastication special.
Peterborough or Baldock Services?? hang on, I have just Google Map'ed it...
yep...........it's Baldock ................................don't laugh, this stuff is important.
I need to get out more...................oh,
damn.
I took a girlfriend to watch hamburger hill (I know Iam a true romantic) after 10 mins I decided both her and the film were not my cup of tea,stood up ,told her I was nipping to the loo and went home.
0:24 people who fucking reverse until the rear wheels hit something ... do better!
Look more closely. Not touching the kerb, I swear.
For Christ’s sake stop eating super crunchy stuff. Can you in future, if you must, eat nothing firmer than a soft buttered roll. Thanks, ever so.
this episode seemed rather crunchy and extra chop chompy ....does get distracting
It's annoying as fuck, once they start eating for no reason I have to turn it off. Its like he's chewing gravel!
You two don’t half do some troughing, you’d save the planet and £100’s of pounds if you made a packed lunch lol, Vauxhall just make average car’s for the average punter that just about know how to put the correct fuel in a car and they seem to do it well not unlike similar manufacturers, if you’re more of an enthusiast then you’d go for something more exciting naturally 😊
Jonny is right, it's badge snobs who bash Vauxhall (the sort of pretentious idiots who think the sun shines out of VW's arse) They've made plenty of decent cars over the years. I rate many of them, particularly pre 2005 models (my old mk4 Astra is superb).
I do like Sniff & Smiff, but the sound in this episode is just crunch, crunch, crunch. Highly annoying & I couldn’t finish it.
Microphones need to be much further from the mouth, content is great but sounds from eating make it really hard to listen
Please don’t bother with the podcast, you lose the nuances of the conversation with audio only, the expressions and gesticulation adds so much
Love you chaps but can’t watch this video due to the eating sounds!!!!! 🤬 it’s my one trigger sorry.
Food is best part it’s real and not acted
Had a scroll and realized I could watch 2min of this without the ’eating’. So I had to skip it all. Disgusting
Wasted my time watching this listening to these guys munching away