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Is this the world's worst Toyota Prius?
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- Опубликовано: 6 фев 2020
- Jonny and Richard have spotted an absolutely wretched Prius for sale and one of them wants to buy it. Also in this episode, a James May sandwich anecdote, dangerous cake feeders, academic people with no tyres on their cars, and what on earth goes on at a seed swap? Episode 96.
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I had a friend and she was a consultant for the bank of England - mathematically predicting future economic growth . She couldn't work out how to make cheese on toast so laid the toaster on its side and then loaded it up with a bread and cheese . And the practical operation of a washing machine just blew her mind .
Did her butler do it?
@@danieladdison7322 that's the strange thing , she came from a dodgy council estate in Essex . She was an anomaly that found her niche , and probably now able to employ a Butler who can wrestle the burnt cheddar out of her toaster .
And that’s how you have an economic crisis 😂
My entry for the worst car for sale advert was posted to a group on Facebook called 'Car audio spares wheels & parts in bristol and cars vans and bike for sale'
It read; "Selling my bmw, no problems with it at all. Cat-b for blood contamination but was not in accident. Previous owner was shot while driving. Pm me for more details."
It was a fully murdered (no pun intended) BMW E46 coupe.
That's extraordinary.
Just brilliant.
These are the best videos on RUclips
There was a moment there when I thought Jonny was about to announce that he was into seed swapping. "I like .....................planting cuttings"
A pleasant 20 minute aimless ramble, as always an enjoyable watch while I have my lunch
A friend of mine once said, true academics can tell you the square root of a jam jar lid, but they couldn't unscrew it!
That guy at 8:04 was definitely clocking you both.... definitely a made RNLI man. Probably out 'collecting'.
Never emptying the Hoover. That would be my son then. Went around his place at Christmas and we were tidying up so his girlfriend got the hoover out. I said this doesnt seem to be working very well. Yeh its always been like that. Opened it up and the container contained some new kind of super compacted material of massive density. He never thought to empty it for over 1yrs.
We had a painter/decorator in to do my bedroom - he came with great recommendations for his high quality work.
He called me in to check it was all correct. It was better than I had hoped.
The floor and furniture was fully sheeted, to protect against drips, which wasn't needed because he was so anal about his work. He also asked for the vacuum cleaner so he could pick up the invisible dust he'd left behind.
I dutifully brought the hoover and left it with him. I could hear him busy with it.
After about half an hour he called me in to explain that the hoover appeared to be faulty. I took a look.
I could see the problem. The bag was full. As was the hose between the bag and the rotating beater head. And it was all carpet.
It was a shag pile carpet (not my idea) and he'd put the ride height on its lowest and the power on full.
I didn't like that carpet much, but I preferred it with at least a bit of pile on it.
"Nice place you've got here....Would be a shame if it.....SANK!"
"Foie grasing a labrador with Battenberg". There's a phrase you don't hear every day.
The lunch time chats are always so entertaining.
Catching upon this episode. Love the way Rich is still wearing his seatbelt sat still in a sleepy village....again brilliant guys..
RNLI protection racket did it for me
Why am I obsessed with watching sniff and Smith eat sandwiches and chat shit !? Is my life finally at that point... anyway who cares I love it
Clearly picked a location for the village hall... 🤣
If you knew a village called Dyke then shirley you'd go.
I wonder how the seed swap works? Actually never mind
Independent sports shops often felt like part of the community to me... usually they stocked school uniforms and had collecting tins for local charities.
Sometimes I miss your video when I’m looking for it, and I think it’s because the thumbnail is always different. Maybe you could put Richard and Jonny in the thumbnail. Might attract a few more views.
This thumbnail does have that click-baity style that puts me off clicking on it... until I saw the channel name.
Plans afoot for a more recognisable S&S thumbnail. Coming soon!
Poor Oakham for years they fiercely campaigned against a McDonalds on the outskirts of town. Eventually the arches prevailed
Mate of mine had a Breitling emergency watch, got in to a fight in Wolverhampton, he pulled the emergency button and had a Royal Navy attack submarine appear out of the canal
That number plate! Lovely stuff.
While shopping for a first car, a specced up Holden Calais so most desirable and least recovered, the seller was clearly running a rebirthing operation from an abandoned home but with such panache I genuinely thought about buying the car.
That German word you were looking for: Gemütlich?
I really want that Prius. Can anyone find the advert online?
Academic types - if anything, you tend to understate how mad they are. My mum, for example... PhD, fellowships up the wazoo, but can't cook, hasn't touched a washing machine in years (always had us blokes to do that for her), personally untrustworthy and duplicitous, a pathological liar and narcissistic multiple personality disorder sufferer, a psychologically abusive bully who instilled self-loathing in her kids from an early age... a total basket case who should never have been allowed to marry or breed. Likes her cars though, had a Mini, a Citroen LNA, two Peugeot 205s and a string of BMWs (most recently a 630ci drophead).
A woman that likes cars?
Sounds great!
@@pd4165 trust me, you don't want to know. She's turned into a man-hating paranoid psycho.
Jonny to the car auction staff member: That non-runner Toyota Prius, 50 quid or f**k off!
The cutaway is genius.
ha, persil and ariel! now for my dust sandwich..
The annoying bit on hydro flasks that touches your nose as you lift it to your mouth, that has to be licked (Jonny) or wiped (me) before every sip or you get a brown coffee stain on your nose 🤬
I'm digging the B16 HYU plate.
Just for a second I thought Jonny was about to live up to his other channel name with an admition of gross sexual misconduct in village halls😂
Long sleepingbag coat, for when the 2CV heater tubes fall off in winter.
Another Friday, another dose. Brace!
You need Shazam for bird songs. You can have that business idea. Thank me when you're rich.
I had a cousin who was so intelligent and up in the clouds with his thinking he fell off a cliff and died, nobody was surprised.
Umbrow wishbones from the 90s was cool.
Rutland Sports is a great sports shop
I was standing on a footpath waiting to cross the road when......
A Metro approached at about 20MPH. I noticed that a little old lady was 'driving'. That's what you call what someone in the driver's seat of a moving vehicle is doing, though in this case I'm not sure it was truly appropriate.
She was doing the full praying mantis routine and was wearing thick glasses. And a hat.
I'm amazed I noticed anything at all due to the enormous shower of sparks and the sound of tortured metal on the road - the nearside front wheel has NO TYRE ON IT AT ALL!
Not even a shred of rubber - she must have driven for a considerable distance.
Shirley the massive vibration through the steering wheel must have been at least slightly annoying. Also the convoy of cars behind her, stuck at 20MPH. The first two of them were beeping their horns at her regularly.
I think that I might have stopped to check underneath the car just in case a dead horse was trapped underneath (the bit causing the sparks), or some other strangeness.
It takes a good thirty seconds to drive to the end of my road - I watched in fascination as this Metro slowly disappeared around the corner and out of my life.
The ending mustn't have been dramatic - there was nothing on the local news (or newspaper). But the memory lives on with me.
That shower of sparks was impressive.
So this episode is a bit like "Angry Old Men" - featuring their kids. It was delightfully daft.
The power electronics and the gearbox in the Prius could be useful in a smaller EV conversion.
Or a Rupert the Bear charity box. Menacing.
If you can....go to Yorkshire Sculpture Park. They have a twenty foot high Damian Hirst bronze called 'Charity' - it's a recreation of the little girl with leg braces, carrying a collection box (it's a Damian Hirst, so there's a twist) that was common on our streets in the 70's. It's a bit....imposing.
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Jonny & Richard. What is your life expectancy if you eat a prepackaged sandwich every week and a Crisps.. short channel life span. 😂
3:35 I get wrong off my wife for 'Clacking' after food.
A few more episodes without watching you guys eating wouldn't be completely disastrous!
Aren't Umbro one of the Sports Direct acquired brands which are presumably manufactured in a 'low cost' country? I might be wrong though...research is tough.... Filth....giving Carol one, seed swapping, officers mess....where will this end??
Nobody cares about the history or provenance of a Prius. They are almost always used as Ubers and the cheaper the better. This was probably a repossession if no keys. Just take a look at the state of the panels on an Uber, they're normally horrific 😂
The conversation was a bit flat today so they fell back on mocking autistic people.
Just because someone can't do basic life tasks doesn't mean they're autistic, and just because someone's autistic doesn't mean they can't do basic life tasks. Check yourself there fella.
@@smithandsniff You know nothing fella.
Boring nerdy conversation