Been there done it for a surgical prep and everything you’ve ever eaten comes out in a hurry it only lasts about 4 hours but your guaranteed to lose 10 lbs in less then a day
Zeus could never replicate the forces felt by the toilet you sat on, it has seen Hell and persisted through torture, you are lucky your toilet did not shatter under the pressure of your brown bomb
You have no idea, i once drink a tea from a plant that was supposed to help me heal from my disease and it had laxative property, at some point, and im not joking, i was pretty sure i was shitting purified water
Was hospitalized w appendicitis and roommate was given this for constipation. When the urge came upon him, he stepped off of his bed and was only able to take 2 steps towards the bathroom before he let go like a fire hose. The smell was worse than death. I had to be transferred to another room. I think he's still shitting uncontrollably years later.
I cramp worse on regular laxatives like Dulcolax but I know it’s different for everyone. The only thing truly unpleasant about the magnesium citrate was the NAUSEA!! I nearly got sick a few times!
My neighbour has digestive tract issues, and his doctor makes him take that stuff once a month. He talks about poop day like it’s a holiday for him. 😅🤣
"Sir it's coming!!!" "Grasp the shitting handle!!" "Wait we forgot the pull down the pants!!" "It's too late for that we're hitting the turbo!!" "Thrusters engaged! OPEN THE GATES!!"
idk my dad tried convincing my brother to drink a whole bottle of it. nearly did before i stopped him and told him his dad was just trying to make him shit himself uncontrollably
Used to the directions from my doctor the night before I had my every colonoscopy every 2 years to make sure I don't develop new polyps (basicly tumors). The doctor is right though it's 24hrs of frequent toilet trips
I remember having to rely on these a few years ago because of a gut issue. One thing people never describe is the fact that they draw liquid no matter where the f*** they are in your body, that includes your mouth. This stuff is literally some of the most awful things you can legally drink
Yes it can cause dry mouth for some I literally am going through gut issues myself and yes it's that horrendous ex lax don't even begin to work like this crap
@@kyanfam_2208 this sounds like a nightmare, and I assume you only take a spoonful. This guy's insides are gonna be doing 360s as all this shit leaves his body.
It is so bad tasting. I have IBS so they had me do this for my colonoscopy a few years ago. 1 toilet for 4 people in the house. I wore diapers and had to take 3 showers. In about 4 hours. Was drinking all my meals for 3 days before. Still having diarrhea the morning of the colonoscopy. Husband has to do it this month. We have 3 toilets now for 2 people we moved do to a fire.
They gave this to me when I was in school. We had on campus “medical” available for students. I was constipated the nurse gave me this and told me I had 5 minutes to run across campus to my dorm to get to the bathroom intime. As soon as that liquid hit my gut I could feel it. I never ran faster in my life. I feel like the days that followed ruined my gut biom. I developed IBS it pretty much blew me open - for life 😭 I was never constipated again. The exact opposite in fact 🥴
Yeah if you a generally healthy person then start with natural less strong remedies for constipation and such 😐 otherwise harsh meds for harsh reasons will only hurt ya permanently. Try small things first before a liquid! Generally liquids can be stronger or for deeper help ina way! (best way i can explain it)
Sorry that happened to ya! Try taking multi vitamins, Turmeric Curcumin and alpha lipoic acid, eat more fruits n veggies n shit. Its very possible you can get ya gut an anus back ta shape!! Do some exercises to strengthen the abdominal and all muscles in pooping areas ect ect! Its the same idea as when woman have kids and now as a result cant hold they pee! All they need to do is strengthen the inner wall muscles n shit n they good! Either way doe might as well try! Ya never know 😉💪🏽
I have Lupus and because of all the meds I've needed to take over the years, my guts are a mess. My only solution has been to keep away from processed foods as much as possible. It doesn't mean eating only organic food but it does mean eating food you make yourself. Like instead of eating a packaged meal, you learn to make macaroni and cheese by just making a roue (easy: add 1 tbs oil in a 1 qt pot, then add 1 tbs of flour, put it at medium heat and stir, and stir and stir until it looks slightly yellow. Add in about 1 cup of milk of any kind like almond or cow's; keep stirring. Don't worry about the lumps, they'll go away as the sauce heats up. Add a bit of salt, pepper and a shake of ground nutmeg. If you have any garlic powder, shake a bit of that too. By now you've been at it about 10 or 15 minutes, yes? So pick 4 ounces, or 200 g of any cheese you like or have on hand and add it in small chunks to your sauce, keep stirring and watch as the residual heat melts your cheese. Until you've gotten all the cheese melted and your sauce is mostly smooth, you can now add your cooked pasta to the sauce. Don't worry if it's not drained. That bit of pasta water will help smooth out any thickness in your sauce and help marry both the pasta and the sauce. If you made too much of one or the other, toast some bread and butter it, sprinkle it with some salt, pepper and garlic powder and use it to eat up whatever it is that's extra. Eating from scratch is easy, it just takes a little bit of time and love for yourself. I hope you feel better. It does get better.
You will be living in the bathroom. This could last 2-3 days. Put a comfy chair right outside the bathroom door. Plan to sleep in that chair. He is right about the trousers. Make sure you have wipes to clran the tiolet area and make sure you have wipes for your bottom. Keep a gallon of water near your chair and crackers- your stomach will feel awful. My question is WHY????
You're literally supposed to drink half to the whole bottle per the instructions on the bottle. Some people are prescriped to clear them out before some medical procedure. Some people just take it if they're very constipated. Despite the dramatics it is a very good laxative imo and a lot easier to deal with then the insane cramps stimulant laxatives give you.
That reminds me of high school. Somebody was taking my lunch from my bag every day 😩 So I got something called Croton oil from our local Pharmacist.... he told me no more than two drops on a sandwich.... I sprinkled that shit on my sandwich the next morning like it was salt and pepper..... that day, two kids ran out of Class like their pants were on fire..... Their mom's had to come fetch them with towels, and fresh clothes.... They were off school for a week, and never lived it down..... I nearly got expelled, but I admitted nothing and nobody could prove anything..... they had to admit to stealing my food when they accused me of poisoning them though. Nobody ever took my lunch after that ..... Oh and one of them was the headmasters son😂
I actually googled Croton Oil last night bc I have always heard it referenced on one of my favorite John Wayne movies (that I was rewatching for the 900th time). Odd that this came up less than 12hrs later. Hmmmmmmmmm
Your pharmacist really sold you poison? 20 drops of croton oil is enough to kill someone, assuming this isn't made-up there was a very real possibility you could have killed them.
@@HairyJuan It’s not poison. I just checked prior to responding and it’s available on Amazon and it is the real consumable liquid from plants native to India.
This man violently let go of everything including memories and experiences. He ingested a full system cleanse that required fluid intake as fast it came out him
"The following flood will will be of biblical proportions" 🤣💀💀 As someone who has occasional constipation the shock to my face when he said he's gonna drink the *WHOLE* bottle.
🤣😂🤣😂 My mother is a Doctor and told me you should drink this at least once a year to clean out your systems (colon etc) It’s not that bad kmsl! It ain’t for the faint of heart but it gets the job done! 😉
@@o0TheKillerFish0o is that what's in thst gallon bucket of "go lightly" they give you. tastes like stale broccoli water. but what it does to you afterwards is a crime against nature. and plumbing
Lol they have grape and lemon flavors here. Drinking the whole bottle is the only option if you are severely and dangerously constipated and as someone who still has chronic constipation, my gut tolerance eventually went up so I’d have to drink about a bottle and a half. The feeling in your stomach after you drink it is 🤢 I would get so nauseated I thought I was gonna get sick before I actually went to the bathroom!! And you have to drink water with it too so 😔
I was so backed up one time I had to drink 3 WHOLE bottles of this stuff. I only manage to drink 2 as they are extremely disgusting and later that night lets just say I didn't get much sleep
I once took 2 duocolax laxatives. Needless to say the smell is something I still get PTSD of. Not to mention my sister's boyfriend walked in on me on the toilet and gagged as soon as he opened the door. Good times.
How much weight could you lose from Drinking a whole bottle of this daily for a month🥴 Edit: Okay, you’d probably die from dehydration etc, but what if you were to counter the effects it gives you by almost 95%?
you would lose a lot of water weight i assume. i dont think you would lose much weight it will just push our whatever you ate the last few days. i bet it would dehydrate you too. im not a doctor, and i dont know much abt science, but thats just what i would guess.
As someone who drank a whole bottle before: do not try this at home. Even half a bottle when you arent prepared is a bad idea. Id suggest shoving a cactus up your backside to understand the painful burn youll feel for hours
My fiance has to drink two bottles over 24 hours in order to go when he gets bound up. It's not fun for him. Don't do it. And don't leave a bad appendix for 6 weeks until it melts your intestines... Or you'll have to drink this once every 3 months or so just to poop at all. 😉
Actually, I was advised by my gastroenterologist to drink as much of a bottle as I could before going in for hemorrhoid procedures. For normal instances, not a good idea, but before procedures they want you cleared out on purpose. Actual medical use.
I have chronic constipation and occasionally I need something stronger than my usual as I'll put it "aids". I will drink some of this but I have a very, very deep respect for it. I start will a little baby sip and only drink as much as needed because oh Jesus you will know. I hate taking it. Your stomach cramps so bad. The first time I took this, afterwards as I waddled to the bed, I reflected on my life and how I had got to this point. I thought about the burn my poor bum was experiencing and how traumatizing that was. How absolutely unprepared I was for what I had just experienced. I wasn't ok for quite a while.
Omg 🤣 sorry i know it's not funny but the way you tell the story got me ! Just wanted to say that i'm like you, and it's because of an abnormality of my colon. All doctors i saw told me the same thing , to change my diet and drink more. And it really works, eating more vegetables and fruits . When you need you can drink prune juice it really works as a natural laxative .
My son had to drink that before his Colonoscopy….thankfully the Pharmacist Warned Us about what Was To Come & he’d set himself up with a mini-table & his Laptop and a Big Jug of water…he was on the Toilet for HOURS!! LOL
When I was in basic training for the military, I got extremely constipated. The doctor decided to give me two of these bottles and when I tasted it, it was pretty good. Looking back, it was one of the best tasting things we had, almost kind of sweet. So I downed both bottles and proceeded to shit for the next eight hours. I even got put on bed rest for the day, as they didn’t want me shitting in formation. Every time I got up I thought I was done, it just kept coming… still better than not having shit in almost a week 😅.
@@HairyJuan after the first round, it's liquid. After another few rounds, it's *pure* liquid. At some point, it's going to look like green juice(idk why, but it's normal). And if he ingested anything with red dye in it, there's a ~solid~ chance he'll think he's shitting blood since that's one of the only things that'll actually get through. If you ever have a colonoscopy, they stress that you cannot eat or drink *anything* with red dye because it can mimic blood in your intestines lol
@@morgannaomi1231 Yeah, that’s about how it went. Thankfully I didn’t eat anything with red dye, I was actually in a lot of pain and didn’t eat for about a day or two prior. If I had eaten something with dye in it, I don’t think it would’ve even crossed my mind that my shit is red lol.
When I was in rehab (Percocet & Xanax), I couldn't poop for four days straight (this was probably due to the many vegetable laxatives I would take during my addiction, because opiates are well known to "stop you up" that I was no longer taking, because, well, rehab). So the docs at the center finally made me chug an entire bottle of Magnesium Citrate. I pooped for probably 14 hours off & on, just constant diarrhea. But I was so happy to finally be able to poop, because before my stomach was KILLING me. 😄
I have the same exact experience as you except I tried milk of magnesium twice on day 4 and 5 then on day 6 I drank the magnesium citrate and in the morning I shit like I’ve never shit before, been clean for almost 2 years now. Fuck percocets
I’ve had to drink a whole bottle of that stuff before on doctors orders, it is absolutely miserable. The worse part is that it has a very distinct citrus odor which you will become very familiar with as you’re emptying yourself for the next several hours. And yes he’s right, you’re gonna be very much glued to the porcelain throne once it processes through you. You’d have to be a madman to drink it for fun
Several years ago, I was in the hospital for diverticulitis... but before I ended up there, my doctor prescribed *2* bottles. I should have taken a pillow & blankie in the potty because that's where I spent 2 days of life.
@@suzannac.6057 same I also was prescribed 2 bottles it didn't help some liquid came out but then I was just pissing out me but for hours every few minutes
Take only under medical supervision! Doses this big, or bigger, are used in specific situations, such as pre-surgical preparation for intestinal surgery, cardiac surgery, etc.
I've done this several times. I didn't know you weren't supposed to drink the whole bottle. It always worked for me fairly well and didn't really cause that much of an issue
It's probably fine if you need it but just drinking it for a laugh might be a horrible idea. Medications normally work fairly well when taken when their supposed to be taken and not just because you feel like it
I used to be a heroin addict. Opioids make you extremely backed up. The nurses in rehab would give you magnesium citrate in this exact bottle and they would tell you to drink the whole thing. With that being said, it's not unheard of to drink the whole bottle. I'm no doctor though I could be completely wrong 🤷
Dude's gonna poop in such a force, he's gonna fly faster than Ironman.
😂😂😂😂
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He’s going to feel like a million bucks!
Man took that shit to the next level.
Shit storm.
This beautiful doctor really be speaking in Shakespearean cursive.
Like dang that poem was beautiful as well.
he really does speak well
@@randymcfly1297 British
@@randymcfly1297 wtf
Now ask this doctor about "before a colonoscopy. Haaa haaa take 3 laxatives and drink LOADS of that stuff for 24 hours.
Yeah
This more poetic then romeo and juliet
Couldn't have said it any better, respect
On god
The incoming flood will be of biblical proportions
And more understandable
Been there done it for a surgical prep and everything you’ve ever eaten comes out in a hurry it only lasts about 4 hours but your guaranteed to lose 10 lbs in less then a day
Lifehack how to lose weight fast
Ikr, sucks they recalled this
Right! I had to do colonoscopy prep, and I literally dropped 10lbs.
@gabrielguzman6018 did they? I was able to find it on the shelves a couple of months ago
Colonoscopy prep is not quite as strong as this.
"He won't just have a kiss with Poseidon, he'll go all the way"
I laughed my ass off as I heard that 🤣 😂
The incoming flood will be of biblical proportions 🤣
@@jrkbgk1111 noahs ark again
@@nathantorresstanevil6958 Noah's 💩 Ark 🤣🤣🤣
Be thankful that you can laugh your ass off, this man will shit his ass off
I had to show my boss what I laughed too thats how hard I laughed 😂😂😂
Drank a whole once
Loud fards for about 4 hours
Then a torrential downpour for 12 hours
Then more thunder fards for like another 8 hours.
It was wild.
Zeus could never replicate the forces felt by the toilet you sat on, it has seen Hell and persisted through torture, you are lucky your toilet did not shatter under the pressure of your brown bomb
Yep. Just yep.
I bet you felt like a new person and alot lighter after the ordeal.
Goddamn me and my toilet humor
Dumb question but was the bottle 10oz? Which was a single dose?
This doctor's biblical explanation of this man's bowel movements had me running for Bible to pray for this man!!!! 😂😂😂😂🙏🏽🙏🏽
You have no idea, i once drink a tea from a plant that was supposed to help me heal from my disease and it had laxative property, at some point, and im not joking, i was pretty sure i was shitting purified water
"The incoming flood will be a biblical proportion" lol😂😂😂
Right got me die of laughter.
💀
I shed tears. XD
Noah get the boat😂😂
You ever get kissed by poseidon
We need more doctors with this level of eloquence.
IKR XDDD
The way doc described what hes about to go through is absolute gold. Im fcking dying lmao
Not as dead the dude stuck in the toilet with his soul half way out his rectum
ikr???? 😂👍🤣🤣🤣
“Bibicle proportions”😂
No ones thick enough to drink a bottle of this
@@irishlad2505 drank two. Puke up the first one. Too much carbonation.
Was hospitalized w appendicitis and roommate was given this for constipation. When the urge came upon him, he stepped off of his bed and was only able to take 2 steps towards the bathroom before he let go like a fire hose. The smell was worse than death. I had to be transferred to another room. I think he's still shitting uncontrollably years later.
Poor dude 😂😭
Wow
What the fuck that was me
I had appendicitis. Story time and 2 likes
Holy shit what the fuck xD
I had to drink the whole thing on doctors orders. This doc is right in his descriptions!! And makes you cramp like you’re in labor. It IS savage.
I cramp worse on regular laxatives like Dulcolax but I know it’s different for everyone.
The only thing truly unpleasant about the magnesium citrate was the NAUSEA!! I nearly got sick a few times!
@@jacks1bonnielass o damn you'd have it coming out both ends.....
Did that shit come out like Niagara Falls
@@brendanmartin4489 bro she’s like 40 you ain’t gotta ask that 😭😂
@@brendanmartin4489 Through a straw?
My neighbour has digestive tract issues, and his doctor makes him take that stuff once a month. He talks about poop day like it’s a holiday for him. 😅🤣
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
I can just imagine someone marking their calendars for “poop day” and psyching themself up for a sacred moment
For people who don't poop normally, it is a big deal.
At least we get to plan our poos around our other plans, lol.
To quote Futurama, "Listen, this is going to be one Hell of a bowel movement. Afterwards, he'll be lucky if he has any bones left."
Bahaha. The splaknikganglian
I call it Caribbean drano
"You won't just get a kiss from Poseidon, you'll go all the way" beautiful
Man I love this guy. This doctor has such a personality
"Sir it's coming!!!"
"Grasp the shitting handle!!"
"Wait we forgot the pull down the pants!!"
"It's too late for that we're hitting the turbo!!"
"Thrusters engaged! OPEN THE GATES!!"
LMAOOOOO
FUCKINF HELL I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF FUCK THAT WAS FUNNY
Elon Musk: "TO THE MOON CADET!"
CHAAAAAAAAARGE!!!!
Duuuude you've got me laughing like I belong in a asylum xD
“Don’t drink the whole bottle, and if you have, pray” - the last words this naive man ever heard.
idk my dad tried convincing my brother to drink a whole bottle of it. nearly did before i stopped him and told him his dad was just trying to make him shit himself uncontrollably
Used to the directions from my doctor the night before I had my every colonoscopy every 2 years to make sure I don't develop new polyps (basicly tumors). The doctor is right though it's 24hrs of frequent toilet trips
I had really sever constipation one time. I drank this stuff and barely got relief. Following a docs orders too.
I drank 3 bottles of that within 4 hours and nothing happened.
That was the most beautifully poetic description of epic diarrhea that I’ve ever heard.
I swear these shorts borderline poetry 👌
"You won't just get a kiss from poseidon, you'll go all the way"
*at that moment he knew, H E F U C K E D U P*
Literally.
"Hershey highway" is the most beautiful way of saying "butthole" that I've ever heard
They taste about the same
@@madyottoyotto3055 thank you
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“The unholy gates” 🤣🤣🤣
Can we take a second and just give this doctor a round of applause for all the puns he has fit into this
I'm😭🤣🤣🤣
And they all work! That’s the absolute best part!
Im laughing so hard at all the puns
Agreed...?
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I remember having to rely on these a few years ago because of a gut issue. One thing people never describe is the fact that they draw liquid no matter where the f*** they are in your body, that includes your mouth. This stuff is literally some of the most awful things you can legally drink
jesus christ that sounds horrendous. Does it taste like anything and do you mean it makes you throw up?
Yes it can cause dry mouth for some I literally am going through gut issues myself and yes it's that horrendous ex lax don't even begin to work like this crap
@@kyanfam_2208 this sounds like a nightmare, and I assume you only take a spoonful. This guy's insides are gonna be doing 360s as all this shit leaves his body.
It is so bad tasting. I have IBS so they had me do this for my colonoscopy a few years ago. 1 toilet for 4 people in the house. I wore diapers and had to take 3 showers. In about 4 hours. Was drinking all my meals for 3 days before. Still having diarrhea the morning of the colonoscopy. Husband has to do it this month. We have 3 toilets now for 2 people we moved do to a fire.
@@randymcfly1297 it is one of the worse things I’ve ever tasted.
“Your first childhood biscuit will be the last thing that leaves your hershey highway for the next 24 hours” that had me dead💀💀
🤭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌
Trouser biscuit
Trouser biscuit
You edited that and still couldn't get it right.
Last solid thing
Man I was terrified when he was explaining the effects lol
Oh. My. Goodness. I had to drink two bottles before stomach surgery. This commentary was one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.
“You won’t only get a kiss from Poseidon” this made my night 😂
"Guys, Im gaming on the toilet."
"What do you mean??"
**flushing noises*
*Diharrea noises*
"Not just a kiss from Poseidon,you will go all the way" im dead
The poop jokes were legendary, and at that point you just bring the whole setup to the toilet and live there for a couple days! XD
They gave this to me when I was in school. We had on campus “medical” available for students. I was constipated the nurse gave me this and told me I had 5 minutes to run across campus to my dorm to get to the bathroom intime. As soon as that liquid hit my gut I could feel it. I never ran faster in my life. I feel like the days that followed ruined my gut biom. I developed IBS it pretty much blew me open - for life 😭 I was never constipated again. The exact opposite in fact 🥴
Yeah if you a generally healthy person then start with natural less strong remedies for constipation and such 😐 otherwise harsh meds for harsh reasons will only hurt ya permanently. Try small things first before a liquid! Generally liquids can be stronger or for deeper help ina way! (best way i can explain it)
Sorry that happened to ya! Try taking multi vitamins, Turmeric Curcumin and alpha lipoic acid, eat more fruits n veggies n shit. Its very possible you can get ya gut an anus back ta shape!! Do some exercises to strengthen the abdominal and all muscles in pooping areas ect ect! Its the same idea as when woman have kids and now as a result cant hold they pee! All they need to do is strengthen the inner wall muscles n shit n they good! Either way doe might as well try! Ya never know 😉💪🏽
@@silenceafterviolence2596 thank you so much for your advice I will be trying everything 😭
I have Lupus and because of all the meds I've needed to take over the years, my guts are a mess. My only solution has been to keep away from processed foods as much as possible.
It doesn't mean eating only organic food but it does mean eating food you make yourself. Like instead of eating a packaged meal, you learn to make macaroni and cheese by just making a roue (easy: add 1 tbs oil in a 1 qt pot, then add 1 tbs of flour, put it at medium heat and stir, and stir and stir until it looks slightly yellow. Add in about 1 cup of milk of any kind like almond or cow's; keep stirring. Don't worry about the lumps, they'll go away as the sauce heats up. Add a bit of salt, pepper and a shake of ground nutmeg. If you have any garlic powder, shake a bit of that too. By now you've been at it about 10 or 15 minutes, yes? So pick 4 ounces, or 200 g of any cheese you like or have on hand and add it in small chunks to your sauce, keep stirring and watch as the residual heat melts your cheese. Until you've gotten all the cheese melted and your sauce is mostly smooth, you can now add your cooked pasta to the sauce. Don't worry if it's not drained. That bit of pasta water will help smooth out any thickness in your sauce and help marry both the pasta and the sauce. If you made too much of one or the other, toast some bread and butter it, sprinkle it with some salt, pepper and garlic powder and use it to eat up whatever it is that's extra.
Eating from scratch is easy, it just takes a little bit of time and love for yourself. I hope you feel better. It does get better.
"A man drank an entire bottle of laxative, this is what happened to his anus" - Chubbyemu. Lol can't wait 😆
I was looking for this comment😂
you can actually die.
@@alfrredd damn bruh you good?😂 who hurt you
@@sacescout I saw it on the news a woman kept mixing up her husbands food with laxatives to kill him, and she succeeded.
@@sacescout damn bruh school did u down bad?
"Give the internet what it wants"
You will be living in the bathroom. This could last 2-3 days. Put a comfy chair right outside the bathroom door. Plan to sleep in that chair. He is right about the trousers.
Make sure you have wipes to clran the tiolet area and make sure you have wipes for your bottom.
Keep a gallon of water near your chair and crackers- your stomach will feel awful.
My question is WHY????
You're literally supposed to drink half to the whole bottle per the instructions on the bottle. Some people are prescriped to clear them out before some medical procedure. Some people just take it if they're very constipated. Despite the dramatics it is a very good laxative imo and a lot easier to deal with then the insane cramps stimulant laxatives give you.
Exactly ... Gut issues, surgery and better than laxatives. Just make sure you are home all day.
"Don't wear trousers, you need to save all the time you can" 🤣
That reminds me of high school. Somebody was taking my lunch from my bag every day 😩 So I got something called Croton oil from our local Pharmacist.... he told me no more than two drops on a sandwich.... I sprinkled that shit on my sandwich the next morning like it was salt and pepper..... that day, two kids ran out of Class like their pants were on fire..... Their mom's had to come fetch them with towels, and fresh clothes.... They were off school for a week, and never lived it down..... I nearly got expelled, but I admitted nothing and nobody could prove anything..... they had to admit to stealing my food when they accused me of poisoning them though. Nobody ever took my lunch after that ..... Oh and one of them was the headmasters son😂
Good job screw those shitty thieves!
I love petty revenge storys.
I actually googled Croton Oil last night bc I have always heard it referenced on one of my favorite John Wayne movies (that I was rewatching for the 900th time).
Odd that this came up less than 12hrs later.
Hmmmmmmmmm
Your pharmacist really sold you poison? 20 drops of croton oil is enough to kill someone, assuming this isn't made-up there was a very real possibility you could have killed them.
@@HairyJuan
It’s not poison.
I just checked prior to responding and it’s available on Amazon and it is the real consumable liquid from plants native to India.
"Hershey highway" is absolutely the best thing I've heard this week
This man violently let go of everything including memories and experiences. He ingested a full system cleanse that required fluid intake as fast it came out him
😆
Man initiated a factory reset
"You won't just get a kiss from Poseidon, you'll go all the way." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
You know it's bad when the doc goes "the incoming flood will be of biblical proportions"
Terrifying, man
Yo the doc is so real wit his "Holly shit" in the beginning ,I can't stop laughing 😂 🤣
"The following flood will will be of biblical proportions" 🤣💀💀 As someone who has occasional constipation the shock to my face when he said he's gonna drink the *WHOLE* bottle.
My mom has drank two bottles of this in a hospital setting and not released anything.
The doctors were annoyed but also impressed.
She must have a secret cavity where it all holed up
"It's gonna rain chocolate rain"
Smelly choclate rain
I love his reaction I laughed my ass off.
🤣😂🤣😂 My mother is a Doctor and told me you should drink this at least once a year to clean out your systems (colon etc) It’s not that bad kmsl! It ain’t for the faint of heart but it gets the job done! 😉
"Don't drink the whole bottle, and if you have; Pray."
It's actually recommended to drink a whole bottle when you're constipated or have to get a colonoscopy
Lol your name is one letter off being Klonopin. So you must be right!
"Hershey highway!!!" You are hilarious, doc!!!!😂😂
“Don’t wear trousers. You need to save all the time you can.” 😂😂😂 We’ve all been there!
Have we though
😅🤣🤣😭😂😂
I just hope he doesnt die because I think he's the type of person who would actually drink the whole bottle.
@@o0TheKillerFish0o what 😭 you’re wilin’
@@o0TheKillerFish0o is that what's in thst gallon bucket of "go lightly" they give you. tastes like stale broccoli water. but what it does to you afterwards is a crime against nature. and plumbing
Tastes horrible too, better when it’s cold. Only really an issue if you don’t drink enough fluid, it’ll dehydrate you horribly
I’ve would drink the lemon one and it’s okay you really don’t die or I wouldn’t be here
Lol they have grape and lemon flavors here.
Drinking the whole bottle is the only option if you are severely and dangerously constipated and as someone who still has chronic constipation, my gut tolerance eventually went up so I’d have to drink about a bottle and a half. The feeling in your stomach after you drink it is 🤢 I would get so nauseated I thought I was gonna get sick before I actually went to the bathroom!! And you have to drink water with it too so 😔
I love how you keep talking in your doctor professional voice while describing the oncoming ass blast
Dr Karan’s reaction to the kid at the Computer 🖥️ is priceless 😁. It makes it seem as if he actually prescribed the laxatives to him 🤣
Man is gonna turn his house into charlie’s chocolate factory
"you won't just get a kiss from posiden, you'll go all the way" 😂😂
That was brilliant!
😂
I was so backed up one time I had to drink 3 WHOLE bottles of this stuff. I only manage to drink 2 as they are extremely disgusting and later that night lets just say I didn't get much sleep
DEAR GOD HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?!
🤣🤣🤣🤣 the commentary is fucking hilarious!!!🤣🤣🤣
I once took 2 duocolax laxatives. Needless to say the smell is something I still get PTSD of. Not to mention my sister's boyfriend walked in on me on the toilet and gagged as soon as he opened the door. Good times.
Lock the door 🙄
This feels like a cursed chubby emu video
Haha laxative brownies.. 🥲
Hope you had some gas station sushi! Also... the mitochondria ...
"A man drank a whole bottle of laxative, this is what happened to his brain"
I can imagine this being a real video lol
Something happened to his brain BEFORE he drank it.
Brain turned to shit.
-Chubby emo
This had me rolling and the way he explained it with his biblical sentence damn give an award to this man
How much weight could you lose from Drinking a whole bottle of this daily for a month🥴
Edit: Okay, you’d probably die from dehydration etc, but what if you were to counter the effects it gives you by almost 95%?
All of it
at least two
you would lose a lot of water weight i assume. i dont think you would lose much weight it will just push our whatever you ate the last few days. i bet it would dehydrate you too. im not a doctor, and i dont know much abt science, but thats just what i would guess.
You've never played Oregon trail have you?
You’d probably die
As someone who drank a whole bottle before: do not try this at home. Even half a bottle when you arent prepared is a bad idea. Id suggest shoving a cactus up your backside to understand the painful burn youll feel for hours
Hole..e diarrhea is bad by itself
Understood. So, take painkillers beforehand
@@rainmanslim4611 or don’t do it
@@rainmanslim4611 Then you'd REALLY feel like shit! You'd be liquid inside but you wouldn't be able to go. Opiates do that.
You got that right you can't leave your house after drinking it and it's probably best not to leave the bathroom either
My fiance has to drink two bottles over 24 hours in order to go when he gets bound up. It's not fun for him. Don't do it. And don't leave a bad appendix for 6 weeks until it melts your intestines... Or you'll have to drink this once every 3 months or so just to poop at all. 😉
Hasbro's sugar free gummy bears: *"finally! A worthy challenger!"*
Not Hasbro.... Hasbro makes toys. You're thinking of Haribo
This Doc put together some very elegant analogies to consider of what will happen. I had a good chuckle, thanks.
This is why I love ya, doc. Your linguistic ability is on par with your medical know how.
Actually, I was advised by my gastroenterologist to drink as much of a bottle as I could before going in for hemorrhoid procedures. For normal instances, not a good idea, but before procedures they want you cleared out on purpose. Actual medical use.
Exactly, this "doctor" is full of it. It's not that bad, if anything an ex-lax pill is much worse
The whole bottle is what is on the label to drink.
I actually did this the other day. I do it twice a year to clean out my system. As long as you have nothing planned the next day. You will be fine
"You will be fine"
That toilet won't be, tho
dude, you should really stop pretending to be a doctor
Gonna drop these lines next time I get a patient with C.diff
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I have chronic constipation and occasionally I need something stronger than my usual as I'll put it "aids". I will drink some of this but I have a very, very deep respect for it. I start will a little baby sip and only drink as much as needed because oh Jesus you will know. I hate taking it. Your stomach cramps so bad. The first time I took this, afterwards as I waddled to the bed, I reflected on my life and how I had got to this point. I thought about the burn my poor bum was experiencing and how traumatizing that was. How absolutely unprepared I was for what I had just experienced. I wasn't ok for quite a while.
Omg 🤣 sorry i know it's not funny but the way you tell the story got me !
Just wanted to say that i'm like you, and it's because of an abnormality of my colon.
All doctors i saw told me the same thing , to change my diet and drink more.
And it really works, eating more vegetables and fruits .
When you need you can drink prune juice it really works as a natural laxative .
Hence why you are now called red dragon on yt. 🤣
@@ProlificPlayer that's a good one bahahah
And may God have mercy on your guts! ➕
That’s gonna be one heck of a spring clean
He's about to fly off that damn toilet like that Dave Chappelle sketch 🤣🤣🤣
Dang... 1 jug of that bottle and you'll sent straight to heaven and meet Jesus...
"You won't just get a kiss from Poseidon, you'll go all the way." 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
Yeah you're blowing this out of proportion here. I've done a bottle before. Actually quite refreshing.
It literally says to drink the whole bottle on the package 😂.
Did we learn anything…? 🤔🧐
Who?
@@betterthentfue9350 asked
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We've got a lot of drains!! And I bet they have different brands, different amounts needed according to strength, etc
Yes it does and I drink 1 bottle followed by a glass of hot water. Kmsl make sure your off work..💩💩💩💩
General magnesium citrate is the whole bottle for one dose for adults. There are higher concentration doses out there.
My son had to drink that before his Colonoscopy….thankfully the Pharmacist Warned Us about what Was To Come & he’d set himself up with a mini-table & his Laptop and a Big Jug of water…he was on the Toilet for HOURS!! LOL
When being a gamer comes first.
When I was in basic training for the military, I got extremely constipated. The doctor decided to give me two of these bottles and when I tasted it, it was pretty good. Looking back, it was one of the best tasting things we had, almost kind of sweet. So I downed both bottles and proceeded to shit for the next eight hours. I even got put on bed rest for the day, as they didn’t want me shitting in formation. Every time I got up I thought I was done, it just kept coming… still better than not having shit in almost a week 😅.
Was it liquid shit or solid shit?
I bet the drill sergeants had a lot of names for you after that.
I wan’t my lax-a-tive
Makes me shit in for-ma-tion
@@HairyJuan after the first round, it's liquid. After another few rounds, it's *pure* liquid. At some point, it's going to look like green juice(idk why, but it's normal). And if he ingested anything with red dye in it, there's a ~solid~ chance he'll think he's shitting blood since that's one of the only things that'll actually get through. If you ever have a colonoscopy, they stress that you cannot eat or drink *anything* with red dye because it can mimic blood in your intestines lol
@@morgannaomi1231 Yeah, that’s about how it went. Thankfully I didn’t eat anything with red dye, I was actually in a lot of pain and didn’t eat for about a day or two prior. If I had eaten something with dye in it, I don’t think it would’ve even crossed my mind that my shit is red lol.
The number of phrases tossed into this was masterful.
When I was in rehab (Percocet & Xanax), I couldn't poop for four days straight (this was probably due to the many vegetable laxatives I would take during my addiction, because opiates are well known to "stop you up" that I was no longer taking, because, well, rehab). So the docs at the center finally made me chug an entire bottle of Magnesium Citrate. I pooped for probably 14 hours off & on, just constant diarrhea. But I was so happy to finally be able to poop, because before my stomach was KILLING me. 😄
I’m proud of you g! Good shit overcoming it!
Those were two of my vices as well. Takes a strong mind to set those down for good
I have the same exact experience as you except I tried milk of magnesium twice on day 4 and 5 then on day 6 I drank the magnesium citrate and in the morning I shit like I’ve never shit before, been clean for almost 2 years now. Fuck percocets
I cant imagine how good it must have felt to have that pressure released after so long
I’ve had to drink a whole bottle of that stuff before on doctors orders, it is absolutely miserable. The worse part is that it has a very distinct citrus odor which you will become very familiar with as you’re emptying yourself for the next several hours. And yes he’s right, you’re gonna be very much glued to the porcelain throne once it processes through you. You’d have to be a madman to drink it for fun
Can confirm 👍
Several years ago, I was in the hospital for diverticulitis... but before I ended up there, my doctor prescribed *2* bottles. I should have taken a pillow & blankie in the potty because that's where I spent 2 days of life.
The best 99 cents you will spend on that single serving bottle.
@@suzannac.6057 same I also was prescribed 2 bottles it didn't help some liquid came out but then I was just pissing out me but for hours every few minutes
Ye I drank 2 bottles but it was like cherry or something not too bad, last thing I ate was blue jello so I smurfed the fuck out that toilet 🤡
I love the way you mentioned the imminent stink like a Gourmet Chef: "The smell? Horrendous."
Sounded like Gordon Ramsey describing a dish on Kitchen Nightmares
Trouser biscuit has me crying! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm stoned and literally can't stop laughing this was gold 🤣
Same 😂
@@Stridonjerome Ditto!! 🙋♀️😅👍🤣🤣🤣
@@alinafstrmom7725 Noice 🤤
Take only under medical supervision! Doses this big, or bigger, are used in specific situations, such as pre-surgical preparation for intestinal surgery, cardiac surgery, etc.
I lost it when he said “elasticity”
"Don't wear trousers; you need to save all the time you can"!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Oh my gosh I can't even!!! Wow; you are hilarious!!
Aspiring to describe loose motion to my patients this eloquently.
Damn doc.
The holy words which came out of Karan's mouth 😂 holy shit literally 🎉
I've done this several times. I didn't know you weren't supposed to drink the whole bottle. It always worked for me fairly well and didn't really cause that much of an issue
The instructions say to drink a whole bottle.
True I've taken it and it says to drink the full bottle
Yeah... This doctor might need to drink a full bottle himself, cause he is clearly full of shit...
It's probably fine if you need it but just drinking it for a laugh might be a horrible idea. Medications normally work fairly well when taken when their supposed to be taken and not just because you feel like it
@@nezzee Hah!
Always remember that when combining laxatives and anti diarrheals to see which one will ultimately win, the answer is never you
Who would do that?!
Right😂😂😂
"The incoming flood will be of biblical proportions" 😂😂😂
"you won't just get a kiss from posiden, youll go all the way" damn
Holy shit Letaraly I can't stop laughing this actually made me cry from laughter this is fucking amazing 😂😂😂
I used to be a heroin addict. Opioids make you extremely backed up. The nurses in rehab would give you magnesium citrate in this exact bottle and they would tell you to drink the whole thing. With that being said, it's not unheard of to drink the whole bottle. I'm no doctor though I could be completely wrong 🤷
2 words i never thought I'd hear together: "sphincter and holy gates"
That's 4
@@BobRossCat he means and and Gates
@@Elbowbanditest2003 wat?
@@Elbowbanditest2003 that still doesn't make it two words