Random Pavlov Bullshittery (Counterstrike in Virtual Reality)

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  • Опубликовано: 3 янв 2025

Комментарии • 10 тыс.

  • @Slimecicle
    @Slimecicle 6 лет назад +39622

    I will treasure this upload like it's the only one I'll get for months

  • @SvendleBerries
    @SvendleBerries 5 лет назад +6087

    6:50 "Whos a good dog? Whos a good dog?" (everybody stares sadly at Womble as he stands in the corner fondling a plant)

    • @MrJinglejanglejingle
      @MrJinglejanglejingle 4 года назад +385

      PTSD and hallucinogens can be a bitch.

    • @akatosh5689
      @akatosh5689 4 года назад +267

      The war got to him

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 4 года назад +99

      VR opens up a whole new level of gags and jokes. Lol

    • @penguinpirate8779
      @penguinpirate8779 4 года назад +32

      You can hear everyone else judging him

    • @Bruh-sp2ht
      @Bruh-sp2ht 4 года назад +102

      She’s already gone Womble, you need to move on. It was never your fault.

  • @davecrupel2817
    @davecrupel2817 4 года назад +9651

    What do you do when Soviet Womble throws a grenade at you?
    Pull the pin and throw it back.

    • @mauz791
      @mauz791 4 года назад +144

      @Seiyuan Lin This is great.

    • @andrehaugvaldstad
      @andrehaugvaldstad 4 года назад +163

      @@mauz791 This is Sparta.

    • @hellsentthe3rd318
      @hellsentthe3rd318 4 года назад +69

      @Joe has ligma this is Patrick

    • @SharpieTXS
      @SharpieTXS 4 года назад +57

      Erwann vdv This is Bravo-6. Going Dark.

    • @Tom.Ireland
      @Tom.Ireland 4 года назад +42

      This is a Wendy's drive-through

  • @CheeseYourself
    @CheeseYourself 4 года назад +3612

    8:56
    Imagine what it was like to really be there; a trooper goes prone, before chuckling and speaking to a "Lulu", and his voice just gets distorted and he starts laughing manically while rolling around on the floor

    • @tychogoedhart286
      @tychogoedhart286 4 года назад +374

      "The hell's in this smoke canister?" *looks at it suspiciously*

    • @arthurbazanelli8191
      @arthurbazanelli8191 4 года назад +54

      That's a heresy right there.

    • @istiruparguments6662
      @istiruparguments6662 4 года назад +85

      *The person looks away from the trooper and casually throws his smoke grenades at a nearby trash bin.*

    • @akuakkk1908
      @akuakkk1908 4 года назад +52

      My personal favorite would be if someone actually dodged bullet while dancing weirdly. And the shooter with horrible accuracy just WTF!!?

    • @jcgabriel1569
      @jcgabriel1569 3 года назад +32

      Yeah, if you're not familiar with it, you might get the wrong meaning... I mean, the man's prone, giggling, groaning, and saying "I can't get her off me..."

  • @CostelloBazinga
    @CostelloBazinga 6 лет назад +1665

    “I love you too”- guy dual wielding sawed off shotguns.

    • @madjacks1177
      @madjacks1177 6 лет назад +14

      I'm pretty sure that was Poro

  • @akashakireka7587
    @akashakireka7587 5 лет назад +7777

    On the battlefield as a enemy approaches
    Womble: *"wait, wait I'm trying to reload like Lara Croft"*

  • @awryri
    @awryri 4 года назад +5863

    "Plant the bomb"
    "Plant the bomb? office isnt a bomb map"
    "Were counter terrorists!"

    • @3OrMoreBones
      @3OrMoreBones 4 года назад +234

      Welcome to the United States of America.

    • @feartheghus
      @feartheghus 4 года назад +23

      3OrMoreBones womble is Australian

    • @beense123
      @beense123 4 года назад +191

      @@feartheghus lol what hes British.

    • @turnerthekilledgamer6995
      @turnerthekilledgamer6995 4 года назад +53

      ZF in a nutshell

    • @Able542
      @Able542 4 года назад +115

      The comments follow the same structure as the original post. Nice.

  • @cfowler7936
    @cfowler7936 4 года назад +2235

    7:04 the fact he tilts his gun to check if the mag is missing is pretty amazing to watch. XD

    • @sirbirbton
      @sirbirbton 2 года назад +10

      Um... why? How else do you expect him to check?

    • @PJOZeus
      @PJOZeus 2 года назад +194

      @@sirbirbton Think it's more of a comment on the realism of vr and how it's never something you would see or even be able to do in traditional games
      Plus, as always, that 'moment of realisation' is golden

    • @Resi1ience
      @Resi1ience 2 года назад +82

      @@sirbirbton It's such a slight motion, as you'd expect it to be in real life. A slight, quick motion, and then he turns to the camera, immediately understanding what happened.

    • @xonxt
      @xonxt Год назад +21

      @@Resi1ience VR shooters are pretty cool like that... most of the time you don't have an ammo counter, like on desktop, so you either have to keep track of the bullets in your head, or pull out the mag and look at it to check.

  • @KuroNaichi
    @KuroNaichi 6 лет назад +7285

    "THE ART OF SUBTITLE"

  • @BadKnightLv01
    @BadKnightLv01 6 лет назад +1661

    That moment when you think you're sitting in your living room petting your dog and then the drugs wear off and you realize you're playing with a plant

    • @jose2226
      @jose2226 6 лет назад +3

      nutsak

    • @GodKing_Guts
      @GodKing_Guts 6 лет назад +8

      I cant say I relate

    • @jose2226
      @jose2226 6 лет назад +2

      @@GodKing_Guts so ur a girl then

    • @TheGamerAdventurersX
      @TheGamerAdventurersX 6 лет назад +4

      We happy few mate, we happy few....

    • @daddy8884
      @daddy8884 6 лет назад +2

      Did that just happen? What were you on?

  • @esquiline8767
    @esquiline8767 6 лет назад +2553

    It seems like womble just grows new personalities every few months by the time of new uploads. This time he's finally gone properly mental.

    • @kristexs7429
      @kristexs7429 6 лет назад +92

      I think he has already gone mental the moment he started calling Lulu "honeybunny".

    • @lordbanetheplayer8844
      @lordbanetheplayer8844 6 лет назад +5

      Esquiline yes.

    • @WinterDutchie
      @WinterDutchie 6 лет назад +52

      like him believing a potted plant is a dog

    • @Jaybird9x
      @Jaybird9x 5 лет назад +10

      Alien Isolation really ruined him lmao

    • @lnoogi
      @lnoogi 2 года назад

      ! J. N. Iiiiiii. N. .n . N n.

  • @ProjectCambrian
    @ProjectCambrian 5 лет назад +7910

    Womble :"I'm 32 years old!"
    Age 32,
    Voice...17!!

    • @Nicmadis
      @Nicmadis 5 лет назад +735

      Mind... Debatable.

    • @torlakkarstad4251
      @torlakkarstad4251 5 лет назад +335

      Nicmadis intelligence.... ZF

    • @JoshCreepa
      @JoshCreepa 5 лет назад +182

      Torlak Kårstad Hotel...Trivago.
      Come on you knew that would happen eventually with the set up given.

    • @setesh1294
      @setesh1294 5 лет назад +148

      Attitude: 12.

    • @MajL337
      @MajL337 5 лет назад +207

      Body: 82

  • @HarrisonBroadbent
    @HarrisonBroadbent 6 лет назад +1764

    Christmas has come early with a new Soviet video

    • @ObligedUniform
      @ObligedUniform 6 лет назад +17

      Yep. See you all in the new year when the next one drops!

    • @FlyingSaucerD
      @FlyingSaucerD 6 лет назад +1

      Harrison Broadbent follows the same schedule as christmas as well

    • @jimofthejungle02
      @jimofthejungle02 6 лет назад +3

      Christmas isn't the only thing that came early with the new soviet video

    • @akumusi556
      @akumusi556 6 лет назад +1

      @@ObligedUniform hah I wish

    • @idkjustsomerandomchannelon4940
      @idkjustsomerandomchannelon4940 6 лет назад +1

      ITS A BLOODY CHRISTMAS MIRICAL A SOVOIT VIDEO

  • @nik_is_rioting2293
    @nik_is_rioting2293 6 лет назад +2882

    I shall only watch a few seconds a week to last me till next upload

    • @jakrizmo4483
      @jakrizmo4483 6 лет назад +155

      Youll have to watch a few seconds a month if thats the case...

    • @2headedtasman200
      @2headedtasman200 6 лет назад +23

      I cant think of a joke.

    • @basilsloan6466
      @basilsloan6466 6 лет назад +9

      m o o d

    • @xyphel
      @xyphel 6 лет назад +5

      N S F F A don’t go giving him ideas now

    • @pasijutaulietuviuesas9174
      @pasijutaulietuviuesas9174 5 лет назад +4

      You are allowed to watch 23 seconds a week if it's a half a year release or ~11 seconds if it's a yearly release.

  • @unreal8783
    @unreal8783 6 лет назад +6821

    I like how hes better at VR csgo than the real game.
    He was never meant to be a streamer ladies and gents.
    Hes a 'unit'

    • @unreal8783
      @unreal8783 5 лет назад +9

      @Phleet Gaming True xd

    • @CyanideOwl
      @CyanideOwl 5 лет назад +66

      This might mean he would be better shooting real gun.

    • @unreal8783
      @unreal8783 5 лет назад +39

      @@CyanideOwl well he sure as hell cant use any game ones. My mans a soldier. Not a youtuber or streamer ;)

    • @beverlyarcher3744
      @beverlyarcher3744 5 лет назад +7

      I'm meant to be a unit while trying to pretend to be a loner

    • @unreal8783
      @unreal8783 5 лет назад +6

      @@beverlyarcher3744 1 man unit XD

  • @Dagbass
    @Dagbass 4 года назад +703

    9:33 You know you’re getting old when you need kneepads while playing pavlov lmao

    • @kellynolen498
      @kellynolen498 3 года назад +32

      hey nobody needs them you only loss croutching as an option because of weakling knees and I respect putting them on so you can throw yourself onto your knees without any discomfort
      I mean old age afflictions make it hurt to move or make it hard to get back up after you kneel non of these are solved by knee pads
      I know your joking and I know this is an over analysis and looking closer I know your comment is a year old but hell I took the time to write this ill be damned if I don't release it into the world

    • @MeMM00
      @MeMM00 2 года назад +34

      you know youre getting old when you get permanent back/knee injury because you think youre stronger than the floor.

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 2 года назад +30

      don't soldiers in real life have padded knees?

    • @Mocorn
      @Mocorn 2 года назад +9

      Ain't about age, that's just optimizing combat readiness parameters!

    • @miketrujillo3677
      @miketrujillo3677 Год назад

      The pavlo-pads stay on during sex babe

  • @sirturtlethegreat7190
    @sirturtlethegreat7190 6 лет назад +1000

    As you can see the rare SovietWomble has emerged out of its den bringing laughter and joy to all those who witness it but alas only to disappear for who knows how long but we await its majestic return and hope it'll be soon

    • @SlicesLemons
      @SlicesLemons 6 лет назад +4

      He does have a twitch channel if you want more Womble

    • @sirturtlethegreat7190
      @sirturtlethegreat7190 6 лет назад +5

      @@SlicesLemons yea Ill proly do that but the sentiment remains

    • @alvimpaulo
      @alvimpaulo 6 лет назад +17

      I mean, getting out of the locked bathroom takes time

    • @SlicesLemons
      @SlicesLemons 6 лет назад +4

      @@sirturtlethegreat7190
      Whats fun is you get to watch these unedited and guess which is going to be in the next bulshitery

    • @otakuhero6254
      @otakuhero6254 6 лет назад +4

      He'll come back when his wank arm gets tired.
      But no seriously he can take as long as he needs. Quality over quantity.

  • @stylze5767
    @stylze5767 6 лет назад +474

    I just about died when you did expectations vs reality and the bullets go flying out. Love your vids

  • @lakinwillson4124
    @lakinwillson4124 6 лет назад +510

    Two womble videos in the same 4 months, we’ve been blessed

  • @shortsentral
    @shortsentral 5 лет назад +2168

    6:56 when the LSD wears off

  • @IsThisRain
    @IsThisRain 6 лет назад +2836

    Soviet laying down getting smothered by Lulu has to be one of the most wholesome moments in ZF history.

    • @vp3152
      @vp3152 6 лет назад +46

      *only wholesome moment

    • @urishima
      @urishima 6 лет назад +20

      I can relate. My family has boxers, which are basically frenchies but bigger.

    • @zed.lmaooo
      @zed.lmaooo 4 года назад +22

      How about in the Dead by Daylight bullshittery, where Cyanide saves a whimpering SovietWomble and says: "Don't worry, I'll kiss your booboos later"

    • @Tom_Carrion
      @Tom_Carrion 2 года назад +1

      I'd say the birthday present to Marbles would be a close second.

    • @soldier257
      @soldier257 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@vp3152only? Have you forgotten literally any time Cake decides to grace the stream?

  • @MichaelJaeYT
    @MichaelJaeYT 6 лет назад +1643

    Best video I've seen in a longggg time

    • @oddacity5883
      @oddacity5883 6 лет назад +32

      The only video you’ll see of him in a looooooooooonger time

    • @EduardoSanchez-yv3ol
      @EduardoSanchez-yv3ol 6 лет назад +1

      any of you know videogamedonkey?????

    • @MichaelJaeYT
      @MichaelJaeYT 6 лет назад

      Eduardo Sanchez yeee

    • @xyrenegade
      @xyrenegade 6 лет назад

      @@EduardoSanchez-yv3ol Yuh I literally almost died when he dunkviewed Crysis because I was eating my apple and choked on it

  • @phillip1054
    @phillip1054 6 лет назад +1363

    Team loses, immediately shots surviving team in the face. Classic Soviet

    • @MrM0U53
      @MrM0U53 6 лет назад +55

      I totally lost it at the level of casual he does it too. Like it's expected and normal for ZF.
      Who am I kidding - IT IS.

    • @GaldirEonai
      @GaldirEonai 5 лет назад +4

      ZF is the living manifestation of the saying "With friends like these..."

    • @John-Stark
      @John-Stark 5 лет назад +3

      If you will not serve in combat, you will serve on the firing line!

    • @Spudtron98
      @Spudtron98 5 лет назад +3

      It was almost _casual_ the way he did that.

  • @skyleryarroll2369
    @skyleryarroll2369 5 лет назад +185

    I love how every time he pulls a knife, it's not the least bit violent. It's like, "Here, have some stab."

  • @kartonwaffle4408
    @kartonwaffle4408 6 лет назад +331

    This instantly became my favorite video. Just the way how ZF works and their shenanigans makes this video an instant classic. Should do more bullshitery episodes on this.

    • @louisritter7906
      @louisritter7906 6 лет назад +1

      Idk man i like the originals (arma2 dayz, arma 3 and some csgo ones) this one almost didnt make me laugh. So yeah im waiting for those.

    • @kartonwaffle4408
      @kartonwaffle4408 6 лет назад +1

      @@louisritter7906 I agree with you, I watched this at 3 am where I live so. I was pretty giggly when I posted this.

  • @szczesliwekomunikacjeladow383
    @szczesliwekomunikacjeladow383 6 лет назад +522

    This is why womble is thw subtitle king. He goes out of his way to sub corpses as dead even tho he doesnt have to. And lulu just helps him in having better subs like the french kisses

    • @r.t.1077
      @r.t.1077 6 лет назад +11

      Szczęsliwe Komunikacje Lądowe He can probably be attributed with starting trend of using subtitles to enhance videos or using the subtitles to express or highlight actions

    • @szczesliwekomunikacjeladow383
      @szczesliwekomunikacjeladow383 6 лет назад +6

      @@r.t.1077 he is one of the best if not the best. i know theres one more guy who has comparable skill but i cant remember who

    • @SlicesLemons
      @SlicesLemons 6 лет назад

      Boris

    • @screamingstrings76
      @screamingstrings76 6 лет назад +4

      there is actually a really great analysis video about how and why Womble is THE king of this - i think its called "SovietWomble - The Art of the Subtitles". Its pretty interesting.

    • @NeoSwitch
      @NeoSwitch 6 лет назад

      In my country, there is a local youtuber that inspirated by SovietWomble, but i think he did better cuz he's not just subtitling, he also edit his footage that make his video looks so epic
      just check Milyhya (he speak with his native language, not english)

  • @fangorn23
    @fangorn23 6 лет назад +1864

    "oh no there's a CAT here, lulu"
    *dog shows up*
    hilarious. I love that dog.

    • @GoodBoiStuff
      @GoodBoiStuff 6 лет назад +7

      I have one of them cats that loves the sound a French bulldog makes when it bleeds

    • @daezly6903
      @daezly6903 6 лет назад +2

      @@GoodBoiStuff mate what the heck!?

    • @jadenprice1463
      @jadenprice1463 6 лет назад

      the moment that dog entered the vid it became 10/10 for me 8D

    • @Idkwhatiam
      @Idkwhatiam 6 лет назад +3

      9:11 i prefer this

  • @PenguinAmbassador
    @PenguinAmbassador 5 лет назад +209

    2:22 the transition from realizing office isn’t a bomb map into noticing they aren’t T killed me

  • @JavanPatrickReigner
    @JavanPatrickReigner 6 лет назад +1601

    Just wait til he figures out you can dual wield awps

    • @gearsgaming22
      @gearsgaming22 6 лет назад +101

      Shhh baby steps this is wamble were talking about.

    • @vladkostin7557
      @vladkostin7557 6 лет назад +72

      can you reload them like Lara Croft?

    • @LordCantalo
      @LordCantalo 6 лет назад +46

      Just wait 'till Cyanide finds out.

    • @kazuya4133
      @kazuya4133 6 лет назад +3

      Yup that's so good the doubled awp, and after i knew that try to dual wielding everything thought

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 5 лет назад +1

      @ButcherK9 my man!

  • @madcow2049
    @madcow2049 6 лет назад +574

    I died at the shotgun reload!

    • @Xplicid
      @Xplicid 6 лет назад +1

      BeastBen_ 2004 RIP in pieces

    • @Vasky_LC
      @Vasky_LC 6 лет назад +3

      It was hilarious indeed. Trying to breathe right now

    • @ThjyuGaming
      @ThjyuGaming 6 лет назад

      It blew up on reddit too!

    • @GriseWeisshark
      @GriseWeisshark 6 лет назад

      ThjyuGaming link?

    • @vyther2690
      @vyther2690 6 лет назад

      Well that was a "blast"

  • @walrideralp6275
    @walrideralp6275 5 лет назад +2812

    8:30 I'm still in awe of that pro level reaction O.o

    • @nickm-s
      @nickm-s 5 лет назад +395

      The manic giggling right afterward was pretty great too.

    • @Fuzefromr6
      @Fuzefromr6 5 лет назад +41

      Almost like it was scripted or something

    • @Fuzefromr6
      @Fuzefromr6 5 лет назад +27

      @Isaac Billeter you say sinister but to me thats his normal laugh

    • @Fuzefromr6
      @Fuzefromr6 5 лет назад +6

      @Isaac Billeter your allowed to do what ever you want and i understand what your saying though

    • @cacauldr
      @cacauldr 5 лет назад +7

      @Dominus Ducky, If in the neighborhood I would cape and fly and return with a bottle of absinthe to your despair. I would knock three times with the weight of a death bell and I would wisper through the cracks of your poor man's castle as if seeking asylum for a madman, a genius, a lost cause. Whichever we were to decide.

  • @darkfoxbill9657
    @darkfoxbill9657 5 лет назад +828

    "crouching is a perfectly reasonable expectation of a 30 year old man."
    Not if you were ever a Marine. I swear, by 30 every damn one of us needs a double knee replacement.

    • @Predator2-7
      @Predator2-7 5 лет назад +119

      Henry Morris-Knightley Easy. He’s Sam Fisher.

    • @mtf-epislon9555
      @mtf-epislon9555 4 года назад +11

      I can agree with that brother

    • @julian23561
      @julian23561 4 года назад +14

      Knee replacement? You just wear your safety belt and drink water!

    • @grsimpson3957
      @grsimpson3957 4 года назад +8

      @Mother Hen Sam can do the splits at 50, hit a 35 yard target with a handgun standing at 50, and fight people in their 20s hand to hand at 50

    • @iAsked900
      @iAsked900 4 года назад

      Why does the Marine need replacements? Care to share?

  • @Frixon21
    @Frixon21 6 лет назад +525

    Well that was nice, see yall in 2 months

  • @ursoanonimo8398
    @ursoanonimo8398 6 лет назад +275

    “I’ve got scoliosis”
    Womble: eat lemons
    “I DON’T HAVE SCURVY”

  • @urielacosta2329
    @urielacosta2329 5 лет назад +4307

    "Trust the Japanese guy to be the Kamikaze bomber."
    -SovietWomble, 2018

    • @thirstyboi7706
      @thirstyboi7706 5 лет назад +8

      @@annathecat7679 Bomb

    • @josiahjenkins1636
      @josiahjenkins1636 5 лет назад +3

      I love your pic Uriel

    • @xnation131
      @xnation131 5 лет назад +2

      Too bad he gets demonitized on like all his vids so he can't really make much money

    • @mauz791
      @mauz791 5 лет назад +32

      @@xnation131 Pretty sure he doesn't care about RUclips revenue, Twitch and Patreon are better income sources

    • @darrenjones2328
      @darrenjones2328 5 лет назад +25

      Plot Twist, the guy is actually Korean lmao

  • @redweege2929
    @redweege2929 4 года назад +435

    "plant the bomb"
    "office is not a bomb map"
    "and we're counter-terrorists"
    bruh

    • @kentknightofcaelin4537
      @kentknightofcaelin4537 4 года назад +20

      Adding "bruh" to a quote from a video does not make it a worthwhile comment.

    • @decidous
      @decidous 3 года назад +2

      @Kent, Knight of Caelin it does

    • @redweege2929
      @redweege2929 3 года назад +1

      @@kentknightofcaelin4537 its worked before so clearly it sometimes does

  • @chris-5287
    @chris-5287 6 лет назад +753

    It’s not camping it’s “aggressively waiting “

    • @illfreide7690
      @illfreide7690 6 лет назад +8

      He's like Napoleon planting his ambush!

    • @DruMMerBoY4321
      @DruMMerBoY4321 6 лет назад +7

      It's a legitimate strategy!!!!

    • @Daioblis
      @Daioblis 6 лет назад +4

      Cyanide must've forgotten Napoleon led his troops into Russia, in the middle of winter, and had their vehicles get jammed, thus suffering one of the worst humiliations in military history.
      So basically the first Cyanide.

    • @Jones4T
      @Jones4T 6 лет назад +3

      I’m going to use this forever now

    • @alexandergodfreykleinhans8059
      @alexandergodfreykleinhans8059 6 лет назад +3

      @@DruMMerBoY4321 Oh how I missed Red vs Blue. XD

  • @nona2909
    @nona2909 6 лет назад +310

    "crouching is like a perfectly reasonable expectation of a 30 year old to be able to do"
    what a legend

  • @oddfreaks6452
    @oddfreaks6452 6 лет назад +560

    8:32 John Wick
    8:42 To giggly little girl 👧

    • @o3941
      @o3941 6 лет назад +48

      Honestly that pistol draw was one of the most bad ass things he's done.

    • @kulolTW
      @kulolTW 6 лет назад +3

      So true. haha

    • @febbbm2002
      @febbbm2002 6 лет назад +1

      Odd Freaks that's actually really sick!

    • @MyCrafcik
      @MyCrafcik 6 лет назад

      more like a witch lmao

  • @samhaden7385
    @samhaden7385 3 года назад +131

    1:47 - "I'll reload like Lara Croft"
    Drops guns.

  • @johnname7163
    @johnname7163 6 лет назад +462

    Good video Womble. See you guys next year.

  • @albinorat5011
    @albinorat5011 5 лет назад +2585

    Soviet Womble: We need diversity.
    Also Soviet Womble: We've got a standing policy policy about mimes.

    • @IamBlackToast
      @IamBlackToast 5 лет назад +43

      ༺ThสτGuy༻ Mimes don’t count as diversity since they’re mostly white.

    • @RustyShacklefordReal
      @RustyShacklefordReal 5 лет назад +11

      @@IamBlackToast define diversity

    • @IamBlackToast
      @IamBlackToast 5 лет назад +5

      @Rusty Shackleford Which would you like; the actual definition or the idiot definition?

    • @RustyShacklefordReal
      @RustyShacklefordReal 5 лет назад +23

      @@IamBlackToast I've been exposed to enough secondhand CNN to know the idiot definition.

    • @IamBlackToast
      @IamBlackToast 5 лет назад +31

      @Rusty Shackleford Oof, good thing it was secondhand exposure. Firsthand exposure to CNN is known to cause cancer in California, New York, and parts of Florida.
      Anyway, the actual definition of ‘Diversity’ is along the lines of “having differing elements.” Variety, in other words. My comment about mimes not counting as diverse due to being “mostly white” was a potshot at the idiot definition.

  • @appleox1881
    @appleox1881 6 лет назад +295

    “Trust the Japanese guy to be the kamikaze bomber” -SovietWomble

    • @dylanhaugen3739
      @dylanhaugen3739 6 лет назад +4

      Hey it worked didn't it? If I'm going down I'm taking you with with me.

  • @squallloire
    @squallloire 5 лет назад +51

    Womble's giggling as Lulu licks his face remains the most wholesome of content

  • @bureksasirom8773
    @bureksasirom8773 6 лет назад +233

    Ive waited 3 months for a 10min video. And it was worth it.

  • @scatterbrain6450
    @scatterbrain6450 6 лет назад +776

    8:52 I bet the spectators thought he was probably having a seizure.

  • @S117M4sterChief
    @S117M4sterChief 5 лет назад +3127

    4:09 “That’s my spot, Poro.”
    ‘Points shotgun at Womble’s head’
    “You make a very good point.”

    • @InitiateDee
      @InitiateDee 5 лет назад +119

      That's like that one GTAV video where an AI insulted the player and when then the player pointed a gun in his face the AI just goes "I'd like to apoligize."

    • @AmBush2048
      @AmBush2048 5 лет назад +30

      "You're in my spot sir"
      "That's my mark you're at"
      "Get out of the way"

    • @AZ-ss2fj
      @AZ-ss2fj 5 лет назад +3

      @@AmBush2048 swat 4 huh?

    • @Lavyel_Regnum
      @Lavyel_Regnum 5 лет назад +10

      You watched the video too?? Siick, dude!

    • @aphextwin8520
      @aphextwin8520 5 лет назад +2

      @@AZ-ss2fj gold
      breach bang and clear
      go when ready

  • @ansonko3949
    @ansonko3949 4 года назад +40

    2:20 this chaotic energy is what i live for

  • @doremonhg
    @doremonhg 6 лет назад +1826

    "That's my spot, Poro!"
    *Poro readies shotgun*
    "You make a very good point."

    • @PokePika01
      @PokePika01 6 лет назад +2

      Oh god, Reynolds is back.

    • @daezly6903
      @daezly6903 6 лет назад +1

      I just love that moment Lmao

    • @luuky50
      @luuky50 6 лет назад +6

      It''s like we watched the same video

    • @doremonhg
      @doremonhg 6 лет назад +7

      @@luuky50 right? It's like the internet is connected or some shit

    • @s871-c1q
      @s871-c1q 6 лет назад +2

      @@doremonhg IT"S A SERIES OF TUBES

  • @justinburley8659
    @justinburley8659 6 лет назад +539

    You know Soviet’s single when he calls his dog Honeybunny

  • @valashar5313
    @valashar5313 6 лет назад +620

    So Womble's actually good at CS in VR?
    We have also now gotten about 54% RL Soviet reveal. Just not the percent any of us wanted to see.

    • @valeriya3454
      @valeriya3454 6 лет назад +36

      Speak for yourself, peasant! -Smacks-

    • @RetroWolf0498
      @RetroWolf0498 6 лет назад +8

      Look up cyanide face reveal and Soviets with him.

    • @eduardo_manenti
      @eduardo_manenti 6 лет назад

      @@RetroWolf0498 You really think it's him? --'

    • @sadsalas9238
      @sadsalas9238 6 лет назад +10

      @@eduardo_manenti nah. that was not him.

    • @valashar5313
      @valashar5313 6 лет назад +9

      That's not Soviet it's Mr Batty. Their voices are scary similar.

  • @glassofmilk7923
    @glassofmilk7923 3 года назад +31

    Teammates: *dabbing*
    Hand Grenade: I'm gonna end this man whole career

  • @InfernotheFox
    @InfernotheFox 6 лет назад +608

    Guy: Do you know how Grenades work?
    Womble: You're asking the wrong clan!
    Yes, because that hasn't been made apparent in 8 CSGO Bullshittery Episodes, not at all

    • @deliriumguiness
      @deliriumguiness 6 лет назад +10

      Well, Cyanide was pretty good with it in Arma for teaching spacing.

    • @InfernotheFox
      @InfernotheFox 6 лет назад

      @@deliriumguiness Which involves throwing a live grenade at them!

    • @ryancasey4038
      @ryancasey4038 6 лет назад +1

      I'd say depending on how you look at it they're great with grenades.
      They have a 100% kill rate with any grenade thrown or used by them.
      Never mind the fact that 100% of those kills are also friendlies (or themselves).

    • @congealeddairy
      @congealeddairy 6 лет назад +4

      Still not bottom fargh

  • @tarsier8261
    @tarsier8261 6 лет назад +287

    I am sorely disappointed in everyone who didn't teabag Womble while he was stuck on the ground.

    • @hagnat
      @hagnat 6 лет назад +13

      They all have scoliosis

    • @ALLxISxGONE
      @ALLxISxGONE 6 лет назад

      scoliosis doesn't stop you from teabagging

  • @emmyzima5972
    @emmyzima5972 6 лет назад +3909

    Patting Lulu waiting for the game then ends up patting a bush when it's loaded 😂😂😂 you guys make every game hilarious

    • @Ethan-mp7wr
      @Ethan-mp7wr 5 лет назад +33

      Emmy Zima
      Wait, Lulu is not a bush? Fuck I didn’t know that. And she’s a dog? Huh.

    • @beverlyarcher3744
      @beverlyarcher3744 5 лет назад +15

      Wait Lulu isn't the bush I thought he was hallucinating the dog

    • @Z3R0Steam
      @Z3R0Steam 5 лет назад +9

      Weed’s one hell of a drug

    • @dodogamus1926
      @dodogamus1926 5 лет назад +2

      @@Z3R0Steam High on acid cause ZF is too toxic

    • @thehummingvixen9026
      @thehummingvixen9026 5 лет назад +2

      I got confused trying to read this because I’m called Lulu primarily and forgot his dog is called Lulu lol

  • @redumptious2544
    @redumptious2544 2 года назад +15

    9:17 is just too adorable. Wobble chuckling like this.

  • @Blaze6108
    @Blaze6108 6 лет назад +93

    VR adds countless, brand-new ways to make your CS GO experience even more realistic, such as:
    - Dropping your gun while reloading it
    - Throwing a grenade without removing the safety pin
    - Being unable to plant the bomb due to your bad back
    - ...and much more!

  • @raiduk
    @raiduk 6 лет назад +1225

    The way we see both the game and his dog fooling around is actually very interesting from a cinematic perspective (especially around 9:00

    • @iiTzMakk
      @iiTzMakk 6 лет назад +4

      me hate

    • @puddinguitpak6607
      @puddinguitpak6607 6 лет назад +7

      It's a cat

    • @frydsaman6857
      @frydsaman6857 6 лет назад +15

      U sound like such a knob "actually very interesting from a cinematic perspective" literally the same as "this looks cool". Pseudo intellectual ppl

    • @memespressions9235
      @memespressions9235 6 лет назад +28

      frydsaman you mad?

    • @BVSSIC
      @BVSSIC 6 лет назад +22

      @@frydsaman6857 And you sound like an absolute knob head fuck off haha

  • @VarinderBhandal
    @VarinderBhandal 6 лет назад +252

    *Womble uploads*
    Me: *Looks at noose*
    “Not today...”

    • @martinkuzmik4240
      @martinkuzmik4240 6 лет назад +5

      I read that looks at nose, i thought i missed a joke or something

    • @trapbuilder2283
      @trapbuilder2283 6 лет назад +2

      Not today old friends

  • @Tectonicbeatle1
    @Tectonicbeatle1 5 лет назад +7

    The giggles at 9:10 are so wholesome. I expect nothing less from a doggo.

  • @Shinransa
    @Shinransa 6 лет назад +129

    I've seen 50 yrs old doing airsoft like their lives depends on it and here's Soviet in his living room with his dog using knee pads to crouch in VR... It's actually hilarious !

    • @Sirisma
      @Sirisma 6 лет назад

      My question is did he go out and buy them strictly for VR or did he have them around already for...other uses

    • @smokinjoeee
      @smokinjoeee 6 лет назад

      I believe they are trackers, could be wrong tho.

    • @illfreide7690
      @illfreide7690 6 лет назад +1

      Tbh the knee pad thing is pretty smart for an active VR game.

    • @Shinransa
      @Shinransa 6 лет назад

      Kuroiyuki yes but still its hilarious when you imagine Soviet in his living room doing VR while sounding like an old man and wearing knee pads

  • @tobygibbs3569
    @tobygibbs3569 6 лет назад +348

    Man, please upload more of this, it’s comedy gold

    • @hooman69
      @hooman69 6 лет назад +7

      Yea just wait for another two more months

    • @darknal2586
      @darknal2586 6 лет назад

      Why so long? Is he not doing videos all the time?

    • @hooman69
      @hooman69 6 лет назад +7

      @@darknal2586 yes but he makes quality vids so im not complaining

    • @depthshade837
      @depthshade837 6 лет назад +2

      Dark nal he’s a streamer, and he have a side project going on for a year now

    • @usshunk32
      @usshunk32 6 лет назад +1

      @@darknal2586 It takes a long time to make a quality comedic video. You cannot force it out of people. I used to make this kind of vid with my country's language. It takes me 1 - 3 months to make a 5 mins video and I play about 6 hours a day. There're lots of clips that you won't use because if after rewatching it a few times and finding it not funny anymore, then it won't make a good content. Not to mention the editing takes time.

  • @James-nj5ks
    @James-nj5ks 6 лет назад +233

    *trust the Japanese guy to be the kamikaze bomber*

    • @oddacity5883
      @oddacity5883 6 лет назад +2

      *And trust him to bring the tentacles*

    • @WisdomCatto
      @WisdomCatto 6 лет назад

      @@oddacity5883 OH NO
      NOT THE TENTACLE

  • @zenny8877
    @zenny8877 3 года назад +11

    8:05 this is an accurate representation of what would happen if you fired full auto with your arms stretched like that lmao

  • @ThirtyVirus
    @ThirtyVirus 5 лет назад +687

    7:55 best part of the whole thing xD

    • @MojoFlammen
      @MojoFlammen 4 года назад +3

      tf

    • @georgi5637
      @georgi5637 4 года назад +3

      @@MojoFlammen what is thirty doing here?

    • @Sp00kq
      @Sp00kq 4 года назад +21

      The ending honestly is. When the dude can't defuse the bomb and so he ends himself quicker

    • @proguy_lol8137
      @proguy_lol8137 4 года назад

      Huh

    • @thesovietdog1537
      @thesovietdog1537 4 года назад

      @@Whitehawk- why

  • @tomtankengine0
    @tomtankengine0 6 лет назад +300

    With all this ineptitude, I thought you were playing regular Counter Strike.

    • @samuel10125
      @samuel10125 6 лет назад +7

      Can you imagine what VR will be like in several years. The wonders.

    • @somefuckstolemynick
      @somefuckstolemynick 5 лет назад

      Samuel also the horrors. Have you tried Alien Isolation in vr? My god.

    • @HyviaVideoitaMansenlale
      @HyviaVideoitaMansenlale 4 месяца назад

      It will be the same ​@@samuel10125

  • @CyanideOwl
    @CyanideOwl 5 лет назад +510

    That shotgun expectation VS reality was so 👌.

  • @davidwilems8915
    @davidwilems8915 3 года назад +16

    I really do appreciate the guy who decided it was easier to off himself vs defusing the bomb

  • @owainnewton326
    @owainnewton326 5 лет назад +399

    "I'll reload like Lara Croft"
    *Conveniently develops cerebral palsy*

  • @iamfuturetrunks
    @iamfuturetrunks 6 лет назад +191

    This was hilarious. Also the added puppy content was also appreciated. Pretty sure everyone wants more of this. :P

  • @carsonroepke1221
    @carsonroepke1221 6 лет назад +417

    Wombles back party time

  • @ethanstark2885
    @ethanstark2885 4 года назад +76

    Every girl needs a guy who loves her like Womble loves Lulu.

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 4 года назад +10

      To the point where they pet a plant thinking its her and tell her to leave them alone while they play VR. I'm only using the bad examples

    • @JoshCreepa
      @JoshCreepa 3 года назад +1

      I’m guessing guys don’t need love too huh?

  • @ItsJustAGuy
    @ItsJustAGuy 5 лет назад +1366

    8:43 I'm sure someone's mentioned this but I loved seeing Womble stab the dude then the evil laugh and seeing his hands go up a bit kiled me, it was like watching the joker stab someone

  • @ceremyjlarkson9475
    @ceremyjlarkson9475 6 лет назад +553

    You seriously need to play hotdogs, horseshoes and hand grenades now. I want to watch you struggle

  • @eran9526
    @eran9526 6 лет назад +246

    Their coordination would put the A-team to shame

  • @fursty.
    @fursty. 5 лет назад +33

    *sees a gun in vr and immediately tries to kill himself*
    "Why's it called pavlov?"

  • @absolutelysolid3011
    @absolutelysolid3011 6 лет назад +257

    Watch, as the wild womble emerges from its cave to drop yet another video, just to disappear again for an unknown amount of time...

    • @o.602
      @o.602 6 лет назад +6

      fuckin milf hunter

    • @chupeem6940
      @chupeem6940 6 лет назад +1

      No one can just deflect the emerald splash!

    • @hafor2846
      @hafor2846 6 лет назад

      4 weeks/10 minutes of video. That has been true for ages now...

  • @sham_coot9532
    @sham_coot9532 6 лет назад +131

    What do you do if SovietWomble throws a molotov at you?
    Light it and throw it back

  • @XFutureDreamerX
    @XFutureDreamerX 6 лет назад +264

    I love how at 8:02, his camera shakes as soon as he failed the reload and he instantly panics.

    • @joshuatoelle
      @joshuatoelle 6 лет назад +4

      Maybe thats because his sound is shaking the headset

  • @yoshidinono8095
    @yoshidinono8095 2 года назад +11

    7:03 is a pro gamer move if I ever saw one.

  • @doublechin8088
    @doublechin8088 6 лет назад +2383

    Category: *Gaming*
    Haha more like see you guys next year

    • @lt-yx1hx
      @lt-yx1hx 6 лет назад +8

      Why wouldn't it be categorized under gaming? It's a vr game

    • @sticka9166
      @sticka9166 6 лет назад +60

      SECURE THE ROOM r/whoooooosh

    • @tytzur7245
      @tytzur7245 6 лет назад +1

      @@sticka9166 sup Lil Nut

    • @sticka9166
      @sticka9166 6 лет назад

      SECURE THE ROOM xd

    • @sticka9166
      @sticka9166 6 лет назад +1

      Lil Nut ay yo what’s up my brother

  • @TitaniteHydra
    @TitaniteHydra 6 лет назад +59

    8:39 I like how he just immediately throws up his arms and turns into a goblin when he gets that kill.

  • @aaronkisitu4855
    @aaronkisitu4855 6 лет назад +123

    AH soviet womble updated noice cant wait for my grandchildren to watch his next video

    • @familiarbit5319
      @familiarbit5319 6 лет назад

      The reason why it took longer is that between this bullshittery and the last one he made and uploaded a 30min part of his DayZ essay, which is currently only availible to Patreons and Twitch subs (until it's 100% done)

  • @Chaosmech
    @Chaosmech 2 года назад +9

    The double-barreled shotgun reload fail had me rolling.

  • @pedernilsson5726
    @pedernilsson5726 6 лет назад +1948

    Womble is the most consistent youtuber. He always uploads 3-4 times a year.
    Better than Fitz amirighttho?

    • @TheFranssiBrother
      @TheFranssiBrother 6 лет назад +42

      Oh boy cant wait for our brave boy, Jontron to load stuff again

    • @BenjiroSensei
      @BenjiroSensei 6 лет назад +36

      Yeah, he's as reliable as the seasons.

    • @theoneguy6076
      @theoneguy6076 6 лет назад +3

      Just watch him on twitch if you like him
      That is what he gives more priority

    • @vintner_
      @vintner_ 6 лет назад +34

      he's like the fucking Berserk writer, only posts 3-4 times a year and it's always pure gold

    • @pedernilsson5726
      @pedernilsson5726 6 лет назад

      @@BenjiroSensei Only if you're moving to Australia every six months

  • @austinsmith675
    @austinsmith675 6 лет назад +175

    Oh my me, I’m sorry I had woefully forgotten you were a thing it’d been so long since I’d seen a video.
    But I am very glad to see a new one now!

  • @SlicesLemons
    @SlicesLemons 6 лет назад +299

    *picks up gun and immediately points at face*
    Really Womble? Have you never handled a gun before!? Oh right...

    • @Sirisma
      @Sirisma 6 лет назад +11

      He's not American

    • @user-xz9fw6lk3p
      @user-xz9fw6lk3p 6 лет назад

      He's possibly suicidal? Or unsmart!

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 6 лет назад +18

      Hes british. He's afraid the gun might attack him if he gets too close.

    • @jaythirt2039
      @jaythirt2039 6 лет назад

      Its a videogame lmao

    • @WisdomCatto
      @WisdomCatto 6 лет назад +1

      THATS WOMBLE

  • @Doddseyy
    @Doddseyy 3 года назад +1

    the clip at 8:30 is genuinely badass until soviet starts maniacally laughing, at which point it becomes terrifying.

    • @violentthespian9483
      @violentthespian9483 Месяц назад

      He quickdrew someone and got a headshot. That's legitimately impressive, especially considering this is Womble.

  • @needcoffe
    @needcoffe 6 лет назад +156

    well that VR experience went about as well as i expected of zf

    • @Hellsong89
      @Hellsong89 6 лет назад +3

      Well no one run into wall, or out of the window, so i would call that success :D

    • @oddacity5883
      @oddacity5883 6 лет назад +2

      Man they’d be a great SAS team

  • @brasilball353
    @brasilball353 6 лет назад +294

    In the next Episode:
    *RANDOM AIRSOFT BULSHITTERY*

    • @matthewjuarez2443
      @matthewjuarez2443 6 лет назад +10

      I would love to see that actually

    • @Wanderingsocks
      @Wanderingsocks 6 лет назад +14

      Itd be fun up until minute 2 when Womble starts whinging about having to crouch behind cover XP

    • @bozidarmilinkovic2171
      @bozidarmilinkovic2171 6 лет назад +8

      Womble: *gets shot in airsoft*
      Also womble: *STARTS CRYING*

    • @Kriogenic_PixelMan
      @Kriogenic_PixelMan 6 лет назад +2

      (Counter Strike in RL)

    • @Shikaschima
      @Shikaschima 6 лет назад +2

      You know, I would watch the shit out of ZF doing Airsoft or Paintball xD

  • @MrTrees
    @MrTrees 6 лет назад +130

    That shotgun reload must be the funniest thing I’ve seen in months. I actually died

  • @ronakdave9992
    @ronakdave9992 3 года назад +5

    8:02 the hollow sound of the shells popping out of the gun-amazing lmao I died

  • @iblanked2346
    @iblanked2346 6 лет назад +59

    The blood on that knife text after he stabbed the other guy was genius

  • @mojo_joju
    @mojo_joju 6 лет назад +365

    Every damn time I watch Womble and his friends, I picture a bunch of cartoon caricatures just mucking around like a psychotic Winnie the Pooh

  • @amberpdavis
    @amberpdavis 6 лет назад +183

    was legit waiting for one of ZF to teabag womble while he was prone and stuck with a doggo on his chest. this clan has disappointed me

  • @lucafiafox8663
    @lucafiafox8663 5 лет назад +7

    Love the subtle Enderman sound effect at 4:01 when Lulu appeared :D

  • @bryantaylor1442
    @bryantaylor1442 6 лет назад +181

    YAY SOVIET ITS BEEN SO LONG. I LOVE YOUR HUMOR.

  • @Xyaena
    @Xyaena 6 лет назад +305

    Womble giggling while attacked by Lulu imo sounded adorable.

  • @No.1-Yellow-Wood-Sorrel-Fan
    @No.1-Yellow-Wood-Sorrel-Fan 6 лет назад +816

    Damn now i want vr and another dog thanks womble