The Worst Japan Ever - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell
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- Опубликовано: 22 мар 2020
- Hearts of Iron 4 MP in a nutshell
(Hearts of iron 4 multiplayer)
Episode 158
Swimmy's foreskin
Mods: Total War
Music: Hearts of Iron 4 Theme
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1. Do you want a video on the story of how Swimmy lost his foreskin?
2. Japan/ College was bullied because he bullied Swimmy
Yes. I wanna see the foreskin
Bokoen1 sure
Yes please Daddy Bo
"Say the Line, College"
FORESKIN!
When Swimmy's foreskin remilitarizes we know we are all in trouble
Everybody gangsta till Swimmy's foreskin remilitarizes
*clown car music plays*
AND THEN HIS DICK FELL OFF
The world is doomed and we know it if we see that message pop up
AND THEN HIS DICK FELL OFF
:Worst Japan Ever
:Not Dressel
Me: Impossible, the archives must be incomplete
at least he got iwo jima
Just the average One UUURRRRRRRRRRRAAAAH
@@justtheaverageone3840 HAHAHAHA SO FUCKING FUNNY XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
@@Uberkatze- you must be a fun person to be around
or you know just wrong?
“Rules are meant to be broken” Germany tried that with the Ribbentrop Pact and look how that turned out
Kim Jong-un Germany has tried that with every treaty except the EU, look how that turned out
@@AnonymousXeno i don`t agree with the eu part
@@MrNPC that is so fucking right i never heard something so true in my life ever
@@MrNPC Nah. The EU was created to unify Europe by the allies. "The first step towards creating the United States of Europe must be the reconciliation between France and Germany." Churchill
Nor do Germany control the EU. The leaders of the EU are Charles Michel(Belgian), Ursula von der Leyen
(German) which replaced someone from Luxemberg, and finally David Sassoli (Italian). One out of three hardly a dominant position, and before that zero. The positions within the EU is balanced between the different countries.
@@Mr33500 Germany pumps the most money into the project. It doesn't matter who sits behind director's desk if he doesn't actually keep the lights on.
Germany: *Refuses to give Wilno to the Soviets*
Russia: *I'm gonna do what's called a Pro-Gamer move*
Thanks for the heart Bo.
Not shown in the video: Golden whining and crying like a baby until Bo edits the save file to give western Poland back to Germany and unify Austria-Hungary.
Also not shown: USSR crumbling apart immediately in Barbarossa because "tanks aren't in the meta".
I love the little details of how you gave Manchukuo's Hat a red star when he wanted to go communist at 2:20
Look at that the likes are 666
Fr
Germany be like: “witness the power of this FULLY ARMED AND REMILITARISED *foreskin* “
I spat out my milk all over my monitor reading this
He may have lost in China but he did retake Iwo Jima and that’s what really matters.
The real China was inside Iwo Jima all along.
Not the same guy I think.
College lost china, peef took over after the civil war
Chad peef dealing with the mess college left behind after botching Japan worse than Swimmy o.O
IWO JIMA IWO JIMA IWO JIMA
Soviets after taking the entirety of Poland be like: I'm altering the deal, pray I don't alter it further.
@@Whatareyoudoinnhere look how well the Russians have treated their “Slavic brothers” throughout history, the Russians wouldn’t treat them much better even after Stalin is dead.
@@Whatareyoudoinnhere stop the cap
"Just admit you're worse, College!"
*"Humiliation" CB against College*
Causus belli or Child beater?
@@spicyleaves8876 maybe both
😭
From the studios that brought you, "The Boys of Kiev" and "30 Days in Alexandria", brings you, "The Calais Boys"
Coming soon to a theater near you.
The ending will make you cry!
College is literally Dutch Van Der Linde. He’s got a plan to win China , you just gotta have FAITH
I have a plan Arthur, i have a plant !!!! HAVE FAITH IN ME
I HAD A GOD DAMN PLAN MANCHUKO
rob 998 red dead redemption 2
JUST ONE MORE TILE, MANCHURIA
JUST ONE MORE VP MANCHUKO!
"The worst Japan ever"
*It's Dressel isn't it.*
Edit: It appears I have been Bamboozled.
Justin Speaks. Lol
8 days.
We've been tricked, we've been backstabbed and we've been quite possibly bamboozled
*rubs hands together*
College be like “Death before Dishonor”
In the end it was death and dishonor.
Shark Mann FFFFFF
I guess you could say the Chinese United Front were together for victory
@@belgebelgravia100 When German soldiers remilitarised Swimmy's Foreskin, you could say they Manned the "Guns"
@@PsychShrew You could almost say that Swimmy was trying to Wake his Tiger
State of Japan: pops up
Empire of Japan: This is getting out of hand, now there's two of us
“I don’t wanna be in China anymore...”
Chinese trying to escape the Japanese Empire 1938 Colorized
I WANT OFF MR. MAU'S WILD RIDE!!!!
Kuomintang escaping to Taiwan
People with Coronavirus, circa 2020, colorized.
@@TheOmegagoldfish Euhm, excuse me, but it's called the Flu Manchu. Calling it Corona is racist against Corona beer.
Omegagoldfish Wut
I love that Manchukuo switches hats to the communist Chinese one when he leaves the game
Ah yes. The Remilitarization of the Swimmies Foreskin.
So let me get this straight. Germany got Schliffen planned by France (and friends) who used Benelux to get around the German Maginot Line. What kind of cursed bizzaro world is this?
Kaiserreich
@@generalfred9426 ... A pretty apt comparison now that I think about it.
Nobody:
HOI4 modders: sWiMmY's FoReSkIn
3:09 Red Dead Redemption 2 reference.
2:21 I love how manchukuos hat just turns communist
In the darkest age of Japan, endless war leaves a country divided. It is the middle of the 16th Century in Feudal Japan. The country, once ruled by a unified government, is now split into many warring clans. has unfortunately left the game. Do you want Manchukuo to become AI-controlled?
Last time I was this early Japan still owned Iwo Jima
China: its over college I have the high ground
College: Y O U U N D E R E S T I M A T E M Y P O W E R S
Germany: Just admit you’re worse than Swimmy so we can rescue you.
Japan: *No, I don’t think I will.*
Japan: Alright guys, we can still win this war against the USA and China
*Japan civil war occurs
Japan: Okay guys, time to head out to our kamikaze planes
He actually managed to follow through with the Ardennes Offensive. The goal was Antwerpen and he got it. Too bad it was utterly ineffective in this scenario xD
The war situation has developed not necessarily to Japan's advantage.
The last stand of the Calais boys, never forget.
THE BEST HIO4 content creators it’s like reeaaaalllly funny but has some very good strategic plays
~le me reading "in the darkest age of japan
~le realizes it's Manchukuo's player name and not some special event triggered by him leaving.
"Flesh that burns, bones that break. But to break a man's spirit, is to truly destroy him." ^^
This was the most beautiful Allies game Bo has ever had and considering the previous games, that's saying a lot!
A strategy you may want to use is to set a naval invasion to one of your ports e.g. brittany and then invade it as they never garrison it ever
You could also do this as Italy in sicily
Just once I would like to watch a bokoen video after a bokoen video. Its always recommending me some random channel after these videos
College might be the worst Japan, but his roleplay skills as someone being constantly bullied in this nutshell community are second to none. (maybe except Philips when playing SCP)
Ahh, You know the video is good when it's from bokoen
This is the first time I watched the full stream of a nutshell video!
3:09 I love that red dead 2 reference lol
3:11 College literally acting like Dutch from rdr2 in chapter 6 tbh
Bokoen is almost always on the winning team.
COINCIDENCE, I THINK NOT
college could've walked away with either pride or victory
and he lost both
**"Sometimes rules are meant to be broken, okay"** those are some high words from golden
I saw a Norway Countryball in this video. More new Countryballs? Always a plus.
Me when I see the title: Dressel?
Me after I see bokoens comment: Damn College
"I have a plan. All I need is some goddamn faith."
He's turned into fucking Dutch Van Der Linne
I'll never get tired of hearing 'Get em dad, get em!'
Well this started off with a bang.
The entire first 4 minutes of this game be like* DEATH OR DISHONOR*
We need the full version of this
6:31
They need to make a Christopher Nolan movie about this
Caluge is like 'I didn't lost,I mearly win'
ello!
i see your reading my message, have a good day
Positivity in the comments section? To reeducation with you, this is reserved for toxicity
/s
thx, u 2.
No
golden lost.
swimmy lost (his foreskin)
Manchuria be like: aight imma head out.
The worst japan ever was when i played as china in hoi4 mp for the first time and when i got beat by japan they started one division training and then proceeded to leave the game after getting beat by the allies when he started one division training
I can confirm the shark thing: The agean and the eastern Med have lots of sharks but most are not dangerous to humans.
everyone: calais
bokoen: CaLaYs
3:04
Wait... is that... is that Czech Swimmy? Oh. It's this one isn't it. ohhhhh noooooooo
OHHHHH NOOOOO
*IWO JIMA GANG RISE UP!!*
ALL YOU NEED IS SOME GOT DAMN FAITH MANCHUKO
I feel like this intro is just no letting out some steam
7:48 "Say Hello to Ford and Avtomobilnoe Moskovskoe Obshchestvo"
Title: “The worst Japan ever”
College: is Japan
Me: *looks into camera*
This is basically what happens when the Germany player forgot to sign the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact
Nice vid
What mods and dlc were used cause that tech tree is amazing
8:16 Reverse Von schlieffen plan be like
Last time I was this early Nagasaki wasn't ash
cha cha real smooth bro
3:11 I HAVE A GODDAMN PLAN ARTHUR
I have never seen japan fail so bad before.
College: I have a plan i just need muney
TommyKay´s screaming upon the sight of this Japan
With a Japan this bad the Soviets should join the axis.
agreed
Yui Funami it’s good to see someone else who appreciates best girl.
The worst player award changes hands with every video
More shark infested waters pls
I just came from EU4 which had a Jewish dlc so when they were talking about east Mediterranean sharks at 5:56, I thought Australia said "you ever seen Jews?" Not Jaws and I fucking died laughing
F in the Chat for the boyt in Calais.
:(
You should have fallen on your sword with pride intact.
3:10 nice rdr2 reference
When the new update and DLC is so bad that not even boken uses it
College is the new Dressel except college didn't earn iwo jima
3:10
Japan turned into Dutch for s second there
general: they want to surrender?
private: no they want US to surrender
general; NUTS
signed - the bois of calais
I really need a link to the full stream.
The little bit of movement you can see behind the end card always bugs me
Ittaly, is that you?
2:14
Spain "Please! I need someone-"
Was he going to say He needs someone who has a brain on his team?
did anyone notice manchouko's hat changed to the ccp hat when Peef left
Soviets: Wants Wilno
Germans: Nah man
Soviets: takes all of Poland
Germans: *surprised Pikachu*
eastern mediterranean is indeed shark infested. remember the news in 2012-2013 when egypt said israel puts chips on sharks to aim the egyptian beaches? or it was reverse i don
8.00 to 8.05 is historically accurate
The boys at virginlais vs the boys at chaiev
>Worst Japan Ever
>Isn't Golden
Me: *Impossible*
You mean Dressel
@@equilintogo5378 No I mean Golden.
Sam iWO jImA
And germans proceeded to turn the game around and win
2:21 manchukoball changes his hat to the communist one
"The Worst Japan Ever"
Ah shit here we go again
0:43 little editing mistake, he said China but text said japan
16:48 says 8 says shows 18 days