The Earliest D-Day Ever!? - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell
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- Опубликовано: 16 окт 2024
- Hearts of Iron 4 MP in a nutshell
(Hearts of iron 4 multiplayer)
Episode 148
Back to the OG videos with a lot of arguing lol
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Xbox 360 Xbox Live is less toxic than that voice chat
What a shame.
* smacks lips *
WW2 was less toxic than that voice chat
Both Dressel and Golden were the entire MW2 Lobby chats on rust
I wonder how much shit talking golden and dressel did in their xbox live days
Amen to that
Do you like being one of the worst Germanies ever?
-Dressel, who was defeated by the Czech AI
Flavio Cubas Was it him or Golden that had the Civil War because they didn’t DOW Czechoslovakia early enough
@@sledgemann6683 its dressel
Golden had the civil war, Dressel lost to the Czech AI and got himself ganked
Idk which one is worse
@@jonathand.t.5051 one is lack of attention, the other is being bad
@@kyallokytty Yeah I figured
Golden made a mistake going for Czechia early, but it is reasonable to assume almost no one knows about the civil war event
Dressel was just dumb in losing to Czechia and still doing focuses to cuck himself harder (Demand Eastern Claims, Poland joining the war and Lithuania rejecting)
"you are one of the worst Germany's ever"
*loses to Czechoslovakia in 37*
*Czech AI
Dabs
Czechmate!
38
Can we also take a second, that when the rolls were reversed, Golden took Indonesia, and India AND launched an invasion of Australia, and Dressel said "What has he done as japan?"
This is an alternative timeline where the dieppe raid actually succeeded.
well then it was a D day after all
get it its because dieppe starts with a D im so funy
@@TheAustronaut03 that actually was funny
But that was just a sabotage raid
Trevor Gomez Sabotage,raid and a test to see if they could successfully invade France
Short answer:Wait and prepare for 2 years.
Like two years before
bro i can taste the salt through both of their microphones
YOU BUILT 80 FUCKING DOCKYARDS!!!!!!
What your saying you licked there mics. Weird fetish.
@@Sodom_and_Gomorrah bro, just a joke mate. Calm down. You don't need to be wooshed like 29 times mate.
@@icewallowcome1276 he never got wooshed also why 29
@@sadfrog15 Why not 31
Can imagine while Japan and Germany argue the rest are sitting there eating popcorn.
Omega Wolf i did that once in a public game it felt like I was listing to a podcast
I swear I heard someone sipping a drink in the middle of it
@@alicestolze8327 You're right. I heard it too
That's a bad idea, you would be choking on it from laughing too hard
Hitler and Hirohito screaming at each other in the peace conference while the allies stare at them
I feel bad for how many times Bokoen had to listen to this in order to get the Subtitles right, can we just take a minute to appreciate that?
Considering he just gave up halfway into it idk
@@equilintogo5378 Id give up too after the zenith time of listening to two salty bad players screaming into their mics and at each other over who screwed over who first and trying to comprehend or interpret what their saying xD.
@@g.r.senterprisevenatorclas7314 both are salty but I'm taking Germanys side on this, Japan got tunnel vision
@@wyattbequette3596 Zero>Navy haha
@@wyattbequette3596 Golden fucked up so hard. So hes blaming Japan for not building enough mils. What a bitchass honeslty. So salty
Don't worry they go for Turkey I'll go for Britanny, all to easy
Yes
Reclaim the Celtic lands and proclaim yourself the United Celtic Kingdom
French forces to the Americans, 1940: “You need to leave, the Axis are here!l
American commanders: “That’s... Why I’m here”
"Retreat? Hell we just got here!"
"We brought a lot of ammunition with us...and by God, we're gonna use it!"
Brazil: Have no fear... BRAZIL IS HERE!
France: When will you come back?
Allies: We'll be back within the year.
France: That doesn't sound right...
*Allies come back in 1941*
France: Surprised Pikachu face
Allies: So where is our bottle of champagne?
USA ruins everything
- Germany doesn't react quickly to D-Day
- Loses a load of tanks and men in an counteroffensive
- Japanese spend their time building up (presumably expensive) ships for their Navy
- Navy gets wiped out
- Hitler has a mental breakdown
The role play is on point with this one!
Mussolini eats gelato with the Allies
I mean... to be fair... Japanese navy is the important navy and they got clapped. Presumably the Italian navy did as well. But while for Golden it was basically a function of bad timing, Dressel genuinely just did poorly.
Man the radios in 1940 had less static than Golden’s angry mic.
This was the not first time Brazil came to them
*But it was the first time brazil came to them with maximum firepower*
@THEY CALL ME BIG JIM Come to Brazil or Brazil will come to you
Cobras fumantes intensifies
É sempre assim se tiver qualquer coisa do Brasil na capa do vídeo os brasileiros aparecem kkkkkk
@@eriktheos6022 THREE MEN STOOD STRONG AND THEY HELD OUT FOR LONG
@@ChemySh Going into the fight to their death that awaits
German Commander 1: “There are a lot of tanks here. I sense a trap.”
German Commander 2: “I sense it too. Next step?”
German Commander 1: “Spring the trap!”
[Encircled]
They spent all that time setting up a trap. It would be rude not to spring it.
@Aggressive Tubesock no that was japan in nanjing and the red army on berlin
Obi-wan Guderian -1940
Brazil’s initiative won the game holy shit that was ballsy
Golden’s meltdowns are why I subbed
same
Golden lost
@@someguysomeone3543 I won the battle of Paris
@@someguysomeone3543 Roses are red
Sex before marriage
Golden lost
He couldn't take Paris
The only one missing is Braun and we'll have the Toxic Trifecta
Trinfecta
The Holy Trinity
Toxic Tripartate
Yeah, if only he was Italy in this game. He'd roleplay IRL Italy and meme the game while still raging at Dressel
@@theunforgiven9386 What about Jack?
Dressel: "Did I overproduced dockyards? Yeah, maybe around like 20, I needed at least 60 but-"
Golden: "NOOO!"
Dressel: "WOOOOOOOO!?"
Dressel had no impact on the game cause he couldn’t hold Iwo Jima
*I W O J I M A I N T E N S I F I E S*
Can someone please explain the Iwo Jima meme to me?
In short?
He decided that taking shitty islands in the Pacific was more important than setting up a second front. Despite how the Soviets were desperate for one. And despite the UK doing a D Day by himself essentially.
@@revolverocelot214 was golden the UK in that game?
Revolver Ocelot Iwo Jima is actually worth a lot.. people don’t actually realize how important it is to Japan in hoi4. Regardless of Dressels other actions.
Dressel said :"You are the worst Germany"
Also Dressel as Germany : Get beaten by an AI Czechoslovakia in 1938.
I really appreciate Golden and Dressel downgrading their mics just for this occasion to give us that full MW2-lobby experience
Australian Libya, a nice Christmas gift for Italy
Hello mr worldwide
Imagine Libya turning upside down
Lest we forget our boys in Tobruk, AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE, OI OI OI!
So
How many Dockyards are you building?
Dressel: Yes
Now where’s the Navy built from them?
Britain: Gone, reduced to atoms
r u l e b r i t a n n i a
Britannia says: You cant rule the waves **snaps fingers** perfectly balanced, as all navies should be
This was, without a doubt, the greatest Dressel/Golden rage moment that has ever been and ever will be.
Blessed.
Sadly we will never see them again. Or not sadly, given that Dressel was a nazi
UK be like: Mhm Europe is noisy, didn`t the Nazis leave for turkey? *looks at france*
"Oh my good lord!" *insert burning encircled german tanks here*
Hirohito: We’ve finally built a navy to crush the US
*Enter Britain*
Imagine Germany and Japan screaming to the top of their lungs while Bulgaria, Romania, Italy and Manchuoko eating popcorn exactly under them so they can have free salt for their popcorn dripping from their mouths
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas to you too brtoha
Its Christmas eve
@@jakkakasunset5485 not in Australia. And merry Christmas
Merry Chirstmas to you too
@Captain Hwawrang it's christmas in korea too, merry christmas!
Dressel: Do you like being one of the worst Germany’s ever?
Me: you should ask that about yourself dressel after you got czechmated.
AI czechs IIRC
Golden got czechmated too though.
@@Flashboy284 at least he built mils
@@Flashboy284 and i dont think he did
@@Flashboy284 he never got czechmated
The poll tax was a real thing introduced by Thatcher in the 80s although it wasn’t a tax on voting.
Also was a Jim Crow law
Yeah it was also a real think in the south where you had to pay to register for voting.
It fucked over black people because they were disproportionately poor.
The n word: *exists*
White southerners during reconstruction: 9:29
Germany's response to the battle of midway. 1942 Colorized.
Can I say that I'm more surprised by the fact that the decision to have golden and dressel in the same team went through, than by what resulted from it. still entertaining as hell though
If you include something like this again where the Germany (or another major) releases themself in a fit of rage like Golden tends to do, you should change their country ball to the nation they were, wearing a bag over their head of the country they release themselves as. I just think it’d be hilarious
Meanwhile while all this is happening, Italy is crying somewhere from the losses..
Have we even seen Dressel be competent? I am sure he has to be at least occasionally. It can't always be like this, right? Right?
I think there are episodes where he wins
How was Dressel bad at all. Germany was bad and made retarded decisions what is Japan gonna do, hold the western front.
telourdas
Dressel was building up nothing but dockyards for his navy and it was apparently so bad that it was wiped out on the first engagement.
Not mentioning he didn’t really do anything after China like attack India or build an Air Force because he was banking on the Axis. He didn’t even attack the US or Australia.
telourdas he built 88 fucking dockyards lmao. He spent all his time building up the navy only to get bitch slapped and all of it reset.
I think Dressel was fairly competent as Italy in a recent two part hoi4 in a nutshell
I like the fact that that German player deepfried his mic when he got angry lmao
Golden lost
what a surprise
As always
The toxicity is strong with this one (golden)
...again
@@erina_lessthan3 loooooooool
9:00
Unedited audio from a meeting between German and Japanese high command, circa 1942
I've never seen Golden get so pissed.
I think he was this pissed off when he tried to take Paris as Austria
@@hyperion3145 he was much madder this time
@@hyperion3145 what video was that?
For everyone wondering what "Poll Tax" is in the UK...
It was a nickname for Community Charge, a flat rate property tax introduced in 1990 that was later replaced by Council Tax in 1993, a system where property is taxed by value based on which band it's in (a more progressive system)
This USA was so easy compared to an average USSR game. Bo, why aren't you in the Allies more, instead of the Comintern? You actually understand the concept of D-day.
Well,then the Axis would rage all the time then (I mean it's funny to see that)
It'll probably change, but 69 likes: Noice.
All the cancer you cured by donating stream money has just come back at stage 8
For those of you who don't know what the poll tax was, basically in America during the whole Jim Crow era of the USA where the south tried to make sure that black people had little rights as possible after being emancipated from slavery, the poll tax was created in the south where, essentially you had to pay to vote. Everyone had to pay it, it didn't specifically targeted a race, but because black people in the south were in deep poverty and couldn't afford to vote. The south made sure the tax was affordable enough for white people, but too expensive for black people. It was later removed because the federal government caught on that it was pretty much meant to keep black people from voting
The UK also had a tax nicknamed the poll tax, but it was fairly different. It was also a flat tax per person (not linked to voting) and was designed to pay for local services. It was so unpopular when it was trialled in Scotland that it was never rolled out in the rest of the country.
Tax on voting should be implemented everywhere tbh
@@okbro3524 I can only imagine the existence of someone dumb enough to unironically believe this. I actually know you must be joking, because if someone did think that, they'd be too embarrassed with themselves to admit it.
Based tax
Actually, it did specifically target blacks, or, more accurately, non-whites. Whites were more or less universally exempted from poll tax via the Grandfather clause.
Dressel: "You're the worst Germany!"
Also Dressel: "Lost to Czech AI."
The Trilogy: No D-Day, D-Day in Gdańsk and too early D-Day
*danzig
Oh...
Don't forget the spinoff, D-Day in Spain
@@pisaks6782 yeah youre right
Iwo Jima
I can just feel Italy sitting in the corner wheezing while Japan and Germany argues who fucked up
Pretty much what happened after germany attacked the soviets and japan attacked america
When 2 different cancer cells meet
The guy who played Germany needs to get laid. :/
After the boys in that level 10 Fort got liberated they enjoyed a nice time in Paris in Pierre's restaurant with discounts on wine and baguette
Dressel is finally broken
I keep wondering why he returns for these games. Cause it always seems to end in him and someone (usually Golden) having a shouting match. Is this was he considers fun?
O Gaúcho
It was, he didn’t do anything to draw attention away from Europe. If the Allies can all gang up in Germany, you are a bad Japan.
He’s supposed to split peoples attention between the West and the East but after he took down China he just settled down and built a navy which he claimed wasn’t good because he had no planes... despite the fact the Allies left him to himself for the whole game and only accidentally destroyed his navy.
Bo you got a pay me for that "toll booth" joke
Props to all of us, watching this on Christmas eve.
And props to Bo for spending his personal time edditing this shortly before Christmas.
9:12 sounds like he is flying a plane who's communication is a red plastic cup and a long ass bass string to talk to his fellow pilots
I imagine Japanese-German communication was just as efficient in real life.
This is the kind of game where the Soviets need to switch sides to balance the game.
The voice chat literally sounds like 2 terrible players screaming at each other because the other person is terrible at the game and they think they're great at the game, oh wait...
Golden is good at the game
Dressel was telling Golden that he was worst Germany
let's put it this way: Dressel lost to Czechoslovakia as germany in 1937
golden was right and hes actually good
Golden just starts eating his mic midway through the video
Dressel and Golden on the same team is something I never knew I needed until right now
This is by far one of the best HOI4 videos I've ever seen. Dressel arguing with, I don't know the name of the guy who played as Germany, was golden. Also joined your Discord channel yesterday
FDR: Ok guys where we landing
Getúlio Vargas: I got Britanny, i have ur back fam
The title of the video should have been
“Golden Losses again: D-Day Boogaloo”
Or
“Communication Cancer V:3 Golden losses too”
What about "Golden lost part 92, D-Day Boogaloo frick Dressel too"?
Manwe Sulimo, that’s good, but to be fair, Golden’s loss counter is definitely in the hundreds
I lost the track long ago.
"Dressel sucks boogaloo"
I'm not sad that Dressel is gone, but I am sad we'll never have this level of vitriol ever again
They shitcanned dressel?
@snarkymoosesshack8793 Yes, he is a garbage human being
I miss Dressel and Golden screaming at each other, unstoppable force vs immovable object
Uploading videos on Christmas Eve? Thank you Bo, very cool!
Having Dressel and Golden arguing with each other is possibly the greatest achievement of this channel.
It's always one of them throwing a shitfit, but having this superman vs goku level shit is fucking primo.
Also, can we take a moment to appreciate how much more chill Braun got?
Braun wasn’t in this game lol. Otherwise he would have been just as bad
@@Bokoen1 Na I was talking about Braun in a general sense. Like, at least the way you edit these videos, his autism appears to have receded greatly, his screeching is less abrasive, less common and more justified.
Uhmm relatively yes, but keep in mind the videos are me trying to tell a story. If you want the 100% true experience you need to watch the streams.
What do you go to vote with?
"Poll tax"
0:20 poll taxes are real, and he is correct with the meaning of that term. back in the bad old days many countries charged their citizens to vote, and in america black people had to pay to vote. most countries have abolished such systems now.
Best early Christmas gift ever
Golden raged so hard his mic went back in 1944.
Every single time dressel is japan germany has an mental breakdown
first half of the episode: normal gameplay
second half of the episode: drussel and golden argueing
Dressel: calls Golden worst Germany
Me: **Czechoslovakia flashbacks**
Lithuania rejects memel lmaoooo
bruh i love listening to you guys argue its like the best part of the videos tbh
The UK just
"W-whats happeni... OH MY GOOD LORD"
im ded
Merry christmas
Dressel is literally Eric Cartman.
I have been waiting for Dressel and Golden to fight for soooo long ever since the Iwo Jima and Paris video
thanks for the christmas present Bo the toxicity was hilarious
9:25, the most intense moment of WW2
Both of them jamming their mics into their mouths and way overblowing them made this argument sound very period-accurate. It sounded like listening to a 1940 recording of an Axis phone call.
I love how Germany and Japan are screaming at eachother while the italians are not mentioned, once
"Did I over produce dockyards!? Yeah, maybe, by like 20!" Might be my new favorite Dressle line.
Dressel getting rekt feels great
Golden and Dressel just screaming at each other is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
0:24 just realized the reason Bo reacted so harshly is because he’s a political science major so he knows just how stupid “poll tax” just was
This is why I watch Bo, for quality videos like this!
You've made my day!
Someone needs to do this at some point.
Germany: Invade neutral Belgium and the Netherlands to invade France.
The Allies: Invade neutral Turkey to invade the eastern Axis members.
You just got Vectored.
The end game just gets more and more salty as these games go on and I love it.
i feel like golden and dressel being on the same team all the time is karmic punishment for both of them for some unspeakable horror their ancestors must have committed.
otherwise i can't explain why 2 people who are this incompatible are doing this over and over again.
I think this proves that the only way Dressel can be a competent player and a worthy ally is if he's put in charge of a landlocked country.
Germany: does not uave the atlantic wall
Everyone: (laughs in allies)
I turned my volume down to 1 and could still here Golden and Dressel fighting
The video is already over for me and I can still hear them arguing at each other.
Wait.....There was no IwO jImA!
OwO Jima
Merry Christmas, Bo! Love you and the community! May your holidays and New Year be as amazing as you deserve!
Golden has been on a downward spiral mentally and now he has lost it completely.
When the game ends and you see there’s still a few minutes left in the video *“this is where the fun begins”*
These two are amazing together :D I don't want to criticize them because we love them because themselfs and because what they do. One day I would like to see a Golden vs Dressel 1v1 in hoi4 with live commentary that would be amazing.
Merry Christmas guys!
There was that one time where Dressel and Golden fought each other as USSR and Germany.
Golden got clapped immediately
Well, this aged poorly. I don't think you'll see it ever again lol
Dressel and Golden screaming at each other is the best christmas I could have ever had.
The rage was so pure! I want more!
My favorite episodes are the ones where Dressel gets mad, so thank you Bo for the present and merry christmas man.
*DrEsSeL wOuLd YoU lIkE tO iNoW a FuN fAcT?*
That killed me
When ever golden yells at Dressel im like "yea ok that makes sense ". now I honestly cant tell who is worse
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