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  • @Bokoen1
    @Bokoen1 4 года назад +2969

    Come to my beach!

  • @hallowen872
    @hallowen872 4 года назад +4524

    France. "My divisions in Paris have stopped their tanks!"
    Bo: *proceeds to build a fall back line behind Paris*

  • @marcelinio9988
    @marcelinio9988 4 года назад +2998

    The end was literally that one movie seen where the one town refuses to surrender to the Italiens and demand to be able to surrender to a German officer instead.

    • @magmat0585
      @magmat0585 4 года назад +366

      You say one town, but I'm fairly certain that was all of Greece during WWII.

    • @deltoroperdedor3166
      @deltoroperdedor3166 4 года назад +221

      @@magmat0585 except the Greeks were in no danger of surrendering to Italian forces, quite the opposite

    • @magmat0585
      @magmat0585 4 года назад +27

      ​@@deltoroperdedor3166 a good point.

    • @Bruh-hq1hx
      @Bruh-hq1hx 4 года назад +100

      Actually all of greece surrendered to germany not italy because italy got beaten hard and the greeks thought they beat them why should they get greece

    • @themightykv-5410
      @themightykv-5410 3 года назад +9

      @@Bruh-hq1hx Britain actually did most of the work for Greece

  • @patrickkeyes6682
    @patrickkeyes6682 4 года назад +4250

    Germany: GG well played
    Italy: L O S E R

    • @doyle5948
      @doyle5948 4 года назад +388

      It's like the aftermath of a peace conference if the axis won the war

    • @voltigeurs5069
      @voltigeurs5069 4 года назад +210

      Historically accurate

    • @terrified057t4
      @terrified057t4 4 года назад +231

      Don't forget lil baby bulgaria acting like he was the reason the axis won

    • @franekpyryt3044
      @franekpyryt3044 4 года назад +7

      True

    • @Gia1911Logous
      @Gia1911Logous 4 года назад +5

      Real life this one

  • @imdough8838
    @imdough8838 4 года назад +1364

    D-Day fails
    Bo:Oh yeah?? Who controls Iwo Jima
    Sounds familliar

    • @Wickedonezz
      @Wickedonezz 4 года назад +20

      ruclips.net/video/xECUrlnXCqk/видео.html

    • @nicholasrowland9793
      @nicholasrowland9793 4 года назад

      Wicked Onezz nice rick roll I can tell by the link

    • @Wickedonezz
      @Wickedonezz 4 года назад +4

      @@nicholasrowland9793 that's not a Rick roll lol, it's *that's the joke*

    • @diamondsky3787
      @diamondsky3787 4 года назад +2

      @@nicholasrowland9793 lol its not rick roll

  • @beknown63
    @beknown63 4 года назад +1291

    Hitler: *escapes to Argentina*
    Allies: you can’t do that you’re breaking NLR

    • @markhenley3097
      @markhenley3097 4 года назад +48

      Señor Hilter.

    • @Vaelar2007
      @Vaelar2007 4 года назад +8

      Prins van Oranje yes senior schmidler

  • @manwithaplan5503
    @manwithaplan5503 4 года назад +1235

    Montgomery: Sector is clear.
    USSR- *dies*
    Montgomery: NOT CLEAR!!! *NOT CLEAR!!!*

  • @uncleflagzz
    @uncleflagzz 4 года назад +462

    "We lost? Come 'ere, come 'ere and say it on my beaches"
    -President Franklin D. Roosevelt, 1943

  • @firestorm7668
    @firestorm7668 4 года назад +752

    Bo has Iwo Jima, we all know who really won the war

  • @pyotrbagration2438
    @pyotrbagration2438 4 года назад +718

    Literal reversed roles as in Golden lost, name this Bo Lost soyboy.

    • @fzzy5739
      @fzzy5739 4 года назад +118

      SoyBo

    • @insertyourchannelnamehere8018
      @insertyourchannelnamehere8018 4 года назад +7

      @@fzzy5739 ah , I see you have , indeed , made a joke that made me laugh
      Thank you
      ni

    • @r.u.s.e3586
      @r.u.s.e3586 4 года назад +22

      He didn't care too much at first. Then they started rubbing it in :P

    • @garlonschuman1014
      @garlonschuman1014 4 года назад +21

      R.U.S.E 35 but poor Germany man, he’s like “gg good game” and then Italy and fucking BULGARIA are pretty much keeping him up another hour or two for the invasion of America

    • @essexclass8168
      @essexclass8168 3 года назад

      Dressel level iwo jima

  • @dutch_windmill6596
    @dutch_windmill6596 4 года назад +377

    "He's having an asthma attack someone get his epipen"
    this aint it chief

  • @rhysinwales
    @rhysinwales 4 года назад +210

    I love how the Iwo Jima thing still exists after all this time

  • @baty-bk8ze
    @baty-bk8ze 4 года назад +730

    "We control all of europe"
    Me: *looks at Britain* Huh

    • @jovalin5939
      @jovalin5939 4 года назад +213

      Brexit 1945 edition

    • @sadmagicalsenpai3728
      @sadmagicalsenpai3728 4 года назад +85

      Brexit means Brexit

    • @Natogoon
      @Natogoon 4 года назад +36

      >Britain
      >In Europe
      Pick one

    • @epa901
      @epa901 4 года назад +29

      @@sadmagicalsenpai3728 Just because they are not in European Union, doesn't mean they aren't in the European continent. Ukraine is not in EU, yet its still part of Europe.

    • @sadmagicalsenpai3728
      @sadmagicalsenpai3728 4 года назад +6

      Everyone who sings at the Eurovision Song Contest is from a European country. Prove me wrong. You can't.

  • @holyordersoftheemperorsinq246
    @holyordersoftheemperorsinq246 4 года назад +725

    Bo hates losing even more than Golden.
    For real, this vid filled up the salt can in my kitchen to the very top.

    • @billtheone3467
      @billtheone3467 4 года назад +168

      it's actually pretty hard to win an axis game apparently. well from bo's clips i mean(it rarely happens). So i guess talking shit to get bo mad was just their payback.

    • @cabbageman5329
      @cabbageman5329 4 года назад +26

      well itlay and romania were kinda being jackasses and winding bo up

    • @billtheone3467
      @billtheone3467 4 года назад +120

      @@cabbageman5329 bruh Bo always talks shit. It's called friendship

    • @Chewie260
      @Chewie260 4 года назад +8

      @@billtheone3467 u had to go and make it sound gay :kappa:

    • @kategrant2728
      @kategrant2728 4 года назад +9

      @@Chewie260 Bo doesn't need help making things sound gay.

  • @michaokon5386
    @michaokon5386 4 года назад +201

    Roosevelt be like:
    "Guys i know That Germany controlling Europe and they killed few milions of our troops, but do not worry- We've won the war. We captured Iwo Jima"

    • @equilintogo5378
      @equilintogo5378 4 года назад +13

      Hey i've seen that one before, it's a classic!

  • @furiousdemon5713
    @furiousdemon5713 4 года назад +164

    1:36
    *"Green all over the Netherlands"*
    *What an innuendo*

  • @Ypog_UA
    @Ypog_UA 4 года назад +105

    Bo when Golden gets endsieg: "You lost you lost"
    Bo when Allies lose: "COME TO MY BEACHES BITCHASS" *crashes game*

  • @perfectlyfine1675
    @perfectlyfine1675 4 года назад +184

    This episode should have been called "Bo lost"

  • @daddysempaichan
    @daddysempaichan 4 года назад +215

    Italy: "We have all of Europe. Ignore the UK."
    America: "We have Iwo Jima."
    Iwo Jima > Europe

    • @emillildballe4543
      @emillildballe4543 4 года назад +2

      Oooorah

    • @pride2184
      @pride2184 3 года назад

      Uk is not part of Europe duuh they voted 🙄

    • @giovannisbroglia9930
      @giovannisbroglia9930 3 года назад +3

      @@pride2184 bro wtf did you just said

    • @pride2184
      @pride2184 3 года назад +2

      Lol brexit joke

    • @dreamypizza8458
      @dreamypizza8458 Год назад

      @@pride2184 I hate to be turbonerd but akshually brexit was just leaving de eu not the european continet as unfortunately the royal navy can't move this island to NA

  • @jacintovski
    @jacintovski 4 года назад +3110

    I'm getting Golden flashbacks from Bo in this game...

    • @snipingflute4346
      @snipingflute4346 4 года назад +214

      It makes me wonder if Golden was in the Axis and perhaps lean towards accepting Bo’s offer to try invading America.

    • @Wickedonezz
      @Wickedonezz 4 года назад +39

      (he's mocking him)

    • @markhenley3097
      @markhenley3097 4 года назад +131

      Allied Clown Car.

    • @jacintovski
      @jacintovski 4 года назад +1

      @@Wickedonezz no shit

    • @vikrums9965
      @vikrums9965 4 года назад +56

      Bo Lost?

  • @timushpetru1112
    @timushpetru1112 4 года назад +110

    I love how you put the nation's icons when receiving steam messages.

  • @aaaaaaaaa904
    @aaaaaaaaa904 4 года назад +32

    “We’re playing until 1990, I’m going to get the last laugh!”

  • @maxkennedy8075
    @maxkennedy8075 4 года назад +73

    Roosevelt isn’t rolling down the stairs to kill himself, but he was teetering on the landing when D-Day failed

    • @deltoroperdedor3166
      @deltoroperdedor3166 4 года назад +1

      He rolled straight overboard once the Germans were closing in

  • @prussianman3571
    @prussianman3571 4 года назад +32

    The main objective of HOI4 is to control Iwo Jima, like come on. They teach you that in the tutorial

  • @jakeflfirelegend5377
    @jakeflfirelegend5377 4 года назад +137

    Bo is that one guy that goes on about history when everyone at the party wants to just party

  • @thelastsentinel3350
    @thelastsentinel3350 4 года назад +111

    Hungary: *Builds tanks*
    Bo: I'm about to end this man's whole career

  • @gamidragon
    @gamidragon 4 года назад +57

    The game where College makes Bo go full Golden Lost mode.

  • @NoName-xv4sg
    @NoName-xv4sg 4 года назад +44

    -Clips start
    -sees bo bullying immediately
    Nice

  • @manwithaplan5503
    @manwithaplan5503 4 года назад +78

    USSR: Not one step back!
    Also USSR: *steps down*

  • @marcushodgson6908
    @marcushodgson6908 4 года назад +38

    We all remember when horthy flexed his tank production to FDR and FDR bombed the shit out of them

    • @fehervari98
      @fehervari98 4 года назад +1

      Well, the US did bomb Hungarian tank factories during the war, so close enough

    • @weirdguylol
      @weirdguylol Месяц назад

      ​@@fehervari98the soviets bombed them

  • @donovan51617
    @donovan51617 4 года назад +16

    I also sometimes think of an alternate history where Roosevelt tells hitler to “come to America! I’ll see you on the beaches”

  • @theabsoluteworst1720
    @theabsoluteworst1720 4 года назад +33

    Germany declares war on Poland on August 31st
    "FAILRP FAILRP UR IN SO MUCH TROUBLE! OH MY GAWD"
    Perm Ban

  • @insirtusernamehere
    @insirtusernamehere 4 года назад +8

    Stalin (May 1942 on the verge of defeat): "We are trying to make some tanks"

  • @statelyelms
    @statelyelms 4 года назад +14

    The intense concentration on the situation at hand, with no time for bickering or trash talk, made my day. It seems so authentic.
    I don't think I've ever heard Bo say "thanks" or people actually backing each other up without a lot of yelling before.

  • @patriotic_canadian
    @patriotic_canadian 4 года назад +149

    Wait USSR surrendering.... that’s illegal!

    • @bonjouroui9016
      @bonjouroui9016 4 года назад +11

      *laughs in mongol*

    • @thedreamscripter4002
      @thedreamscripter4002 4 года назад +2

      @@bonjouroui9016 mongolian empire never met the soviets

    • @emc8476
      @emc8476 4 года назад +1

      @@thedreamscripter4002 the russian were beaten by the mongol hordes
      That is what he is refering to.

    • @d4tas42
      @d4tas42 3 года назад

      @@emc8476 nope there was no russia

    • @emc8476
      @emc8476 3 года назад

      @@d4tas42 There were Russian States.
      Not a United Russia but close enough.

  • @TheConfius
    @TheConfius 4 года назад +7

    Dutch: we are saved!
    The allies: well no we are waiting on French support
    Dutch: umm still free i guess
    *gets steamroled by the axis*

  • @jachuu.6946
    @jachuu.6946 4 года назад +15

    The end was just a comunication cancer at it's biggest

  • @cyaniderap721
    @cyaniderap721 4 года назад +18

    Bo: Okay who controls Iwo Jima?
    Dressel: *Who has summoned the almighty one?*

  • @clevelandcrossling282
    @clevelandcrossling282 4 года назад +61

    Nobody loses in bo's games, they just have "stalemates"

    • @equilintogo5378
      @equilintogo5378 4 года назад +3

      Allied victory arent stalemates tho

    • @TrusteeNail
      @TrusteeNail 4 года назад +23

      Bo didn't lose. He just failed to win.

    • @ainds5209
      @ainds5209 4 года назад

      Jr Pancakees 🤣 oversimplified?

    • @Cynderfan35
      @Cynderfan35 Год назад

      @@ainds5209 "dude.. uncool."
      XD

  • @blacksatin73
    @blacksatin73 4 года назад +65

    The soviet union surrenders during the allies peak, Hitler: *Surprised Pikachu face*

  • @chaseflora1925
    @chaseflora1925 4 года назад +7

    Honestly my most enjoyable nutshells are watching Bo lose. It's like rooting for Tom in Tom and Jerry except Golden is Tom and Bo is Jerry.

  • @jorgeigualbonilla9998
    @jorgeigualbonilla9998 4 года назад +7

    I loved how you shut his mouth by mentioning Iwo Jima, it truly is an strategically important island XD

  • @MrDirigible
    @MrDirigible 4 года назад +23

    The salt that flowed at the end of the game... sweet Jesus you guys should of just developed nukes and gone MAD! ;)

  • @KnoxZone
    @KnoxZone 4 года назад +11

    All fun and games until the more mild mannered people like College and Cho King start taunting Bo. There can be no peace after that.

  • @sayntfuu
    @sayntfuu 3 года назад +1

    It's amazing how you seamlessly mixed in the actual dialogue from the Versailles Peace Conference there at the end.

  • @realhawaii5o
    @realhawaii5o 4 года назад +45

    Needs more of Golden at the gates of Paris.

  • @Mical2001
    @Mical2001 4 года назад +15

    "FailRP" LMAO

  • @quinnamations9715
    @quinnamations9715 4 года назад +24

    D-Day: Starts
    Stalin: Guess I’ll die

  • @DeusExDraconian
    @DeusExDraconian 4 года назад +73

    Soviet Union is now Russian Empire. I call that a good ending in my books.

  • @math3000
    @math3000 4 года назад +3

    Hungary: No you can't just bomb my factories!
    USA: haha factories go boom

  • @rialygravy1291
    @rialygravy1291 4 года назад +16

    4:27 As a person who has Asthma and whose brother is allergic to peanuts, this enrages me more then it should.

  • @tiagocerqueira
    @tiagocerqueira 3 года назад +2

    The amounts of salt in that ending made my heart capitulate

  • @michelangeloceccardi3871
    @michelangeloceccardi3871 4 года назад +2

    Imagine FDR shoutin' "COME AT ME BRUH COME ON BITCH" to Hitler, Mussolini and Franco in the middle of a peace confrence

  • @quinnamations9715
    @quinnamations9715 4 года назад +17

    Me: Gets video notification
    Me: **This is where the fun begins!**

  • @mcsnaffle5443
    @mcsnaffle5443 3 года назад +1

    Braun the competent ally is one hell of a character development.

  • @vex3488
    @vex3488 4 года назад +14

    HOI4 obviously means Hearts Of IwoJima 4 so Bo obviously won duh.

    • @turkepic3637
      @turkepic3637 4 года назад

      I didnt know you get iron to win.

  • @importantculturalarchive
    @importantculturalarchive 4 года назад +1

    this video is just golden lost but in reverse. im glad we've come full circle

  • @abbashashimov4395
    @abbashashimov4395 4 года назад +3

    America after Soviet Union capitulated: CoMe To My BeAcH

  • @someguy1909
    @someguy1909 4 года назад +21

    Lol imagine you about to win but the soviets dies and you wasted 10 hours of your life
    *cough*

  • @GavinTheFifer
    @GavinTheFifer 4 года назад +11

    The title should be “Bo Lost”

  • @Chase-ts7gu
    @Chase-ts7gu 4 года назад +3

    Bo in other hoi4 matches: Get clapped guys, we absolutely destroyed you
    Bo in this game: No we didn’t lose, it’s not like the Soviet Union collapsed and we got pushed out of Europe

  • @salty5613
    @salty5613 4 месяца назад

    Bo: asks for something
    The allies 5 minutes later: nah, ima do my own thing.

  • @drekbleh7081
    @drekbleh7081 4 года назад +2

    Axis: we won!
    Allies: No! You just conquered all of Europe.

    • @lordshadow7134
      @lordshadow7134 4 года назад +1

      Alllies:also we have africa,south america and asia

  • @IJustKant
    @IJustKant 4 года назад +2

    Germany: Ok, we’ve conquered Russia, the Allies are pulling out. Let’s negotiate. Italy: LMAO YEET

  • @AHOLMK
    @AHOLMK 4 года назад +2

    I would like to see an episode where Bo sees them on the beaches

    • @lordshadow7134
      @lordshadow7134 4 года назад

      But they will have to take control of Britain if they don't want to get destroy by ships

  • @heeeheeee939
    @heeeheeee939 4 года назад +5

    Allies: right were gonna DDay
    USSR: Great!
    Axis: the Soviets won't live to see it through
    Allies: K

  • @taurusreborn2571
    @taurusreborn2571 4 года назад +1

    Surprising that this is the second time this ever happened, considering what has gone in HOI4 MP in a nutshell

  • @SovietOnion1220
    @SovietOnion1220 4 года назад

    Listening to the end of that really shows the saying that there’s such thing as a bad winner

  • @adrunkdwarf3066
    @adrunkdwarf3066 3 года назад +1

    Oof, it's so rare to see an axis win, im happy for them. The dude playing Britain and Bo got salty as fuck in the one game they lost playing as allies though.

  • @echo4428
    @echo4428 4 года назад +2

    The Axis lost really bad here, I mean they don't even have Iwo Jima

  • @Squid2403
    @Squid2403 4 года назад +13

    Axis: We control Europe, we won lol
    The UK, still independent and fighting the war: Am I a joke to you?

    • @kategrant2728
      @kategrant2728 4 года назад +8

      Axis: “Yes.”

    • @Leon_der_Luftige
      @Leon_der_Luftige 4 года назад +1

      Yeah all alone and probably lost so many men against german 75mm and 88mm it is less populated than Ireland at this point.

    • @Yayaloy9
      @Yayaloy9 4 года назад +1

      @@Leon_der_Luftige Can't shoot those while they are all choked in water.

    • @senatorcatotheelder7530
      @senatorcatotheelder7530 4 года назад +1

      they can switch their 600 mils to planes and rekt uk airforce

    • @Mitaka.Kotsuka
      @Mitaka.Kotsuka 4 года назад

      after all those casualties... well... yes

  • @greatjonumber4958
    @greatjonumber4958 3 года назад +1

    "Imagine losing" tough talk coming from you college

  • @lukestover2207
    @lukestover2207 4 года назад +10

    I can literally taste the salt XD

  • @frankieperson1275
    @frankieperson1275 3 года назад

    Italy : boasts about winning
    America: Okay lets actually fight till you win.
    Italy: Uhh no

  • @CocoAngelGT
    @CocoAngelGT 4 года назад +21

    last i was this early the great purge was happening

  • @jackymoon11
    @jackymoon11 4 года назад +6

    "Come at me bro!" - FDR 1943

  • @pantherrtigerpanzer3483
    @pantherrtigerpanzer3483 4 года назад +1

    Churchill speeches start playing 8:34

  • @napoleoncomplex2712
    @napoleoncomplex2712 3 года назад

    This smack talk is beloved of the Gods.

  • @kersacoft
    @kersacoft 4 года назад +1

    "Who controls Iwo Jima?"
    lmao we've gone full circle

  • @EnigmaEnginseer
    @EnigmaEnginseer 2 года назад

    Italy stroking himself real hard because it’s one of the few times he’s actually won lol

  • @drekbleh7081
    @drekbleh7081 4 года назад +1

    Brit2: "We'll still be holding Gibraltar"
    Just like IRL

  • @4sakenreaper42
    @4sakenreaper42 4 года назад +1

    Great match, good to see both the wins and losses👍

  • @toplel9298
    @toplel9298 4 года назад +1

    Quite the intense cold war at the end there

  • @automanium4563
    @automanium4563 4 года назад +4

    *We'll fight on the beaches!*

  • @mariuscatalin5982
    @mariuscatalin5982 2 года назад

    "if you won come invade" * germany begins building nuclear reactors"

  • @termanatorthebadinator3639
    @termanatorthebadinator3639 4 года назад

    “Imagine losing a hoi4 game” you don’t have to imagine something you’ve already done

  • @alley4978
    @alley4978 4 года назад +3

    In the end it's like a beginning of a cold war

  • @kyle857
    @kyle857 4 года назад

    Good sportsmanship at the end there.

  • @laynaTheLobster
    @laynaTheLobster Год назад

    Wow, that invasion at the beginning was just, SO HISTORICAL.
    The British: *Staggering incompetence*
    The French: *Does like one thing mildly well*
    The Americans: *CARRYING LITERALLY EVERYONE EVEN THOUGH THEY DIDN'T GIVE HIM FAIR WARNING AND WERE SLOW ON AIR*

  • @anything1238
    @anything1238 3 года назад +1

    This was released on my b-day and dint relive it 😂

  • @jozopako
    @jozopako 4 года назад +1

    *Europe under fascism.*
    Bokoen1 as democratic country: ,,European objective completed!"

  • @jozopako
    @jozopako 3 года назад +1

    Bo lost but still crying that he didn't. Sounds like his classic content.

  • @jackcabadas3976
    @jackcabadas3976 4 года назад +3

    *He forgot to advert raid*

  • @crqf2010ruler
    @crqf2010ruler 4 года назад

    Imagine if such events actually took place in real life, including the diplomatic talks being Mussolini, Horthy and Adolf saying "HAHA LOSERS" and FDR, Eisenhower and Churchill saying "well then, come beat us!".

  • @bearbrother9736
    @bearbrother9736 4 года назад +1

    Germany is like the big brother who is chill adn italy the little one who provokes the fights

  • @keirangray902
    @keirangray902 4 года назад

    Just love how bo flexed to college he had IWOJIMA!!! at the end there

  • @tayfunemirdemirel8617
    @tayfunemirdemirel8617 3 года назад

    UK:*Speaking In American Accent*
    USA:*Speaking In British Accent*
    Me: [Visible Confusion]

  • @fiendish9474
    @fiendish9474 4 года назад

    The salt in this episode lmao.
    I daresay you rival Golden

  • @luigiff3431
    @luigiff3431 4 года назад

    You have to take as much as you give and Bo can't take it

  • @kaigamer8250
    @kaigamer8250 4 года назад +1

    Damn Bo pulled a Golden.