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  • Опубликовано: 27 сен 2024

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  • @friendlyjordies
    @friendlyjordies  4 месяца назад +88

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    • @wombatuser
      @wombatuser 4 месяца назад +1

      Pp pics when?

    • @alch3myau
      @alch3myau 4 месяца назад

      No Sir.

    • @LilGhost14
      @LilGhost14 4 месяца назад +3

      PLEASE DO A VIDEO ON HOW CRAP THE AUSTRALIAN EDUCATION SYSTEM IS PLEASE!

    • @Sanguinarius9999
      @Sanguinarius9999 4 месяца назад +2

      6:20 "substantive" I don't think I have ever heard anyone use that word, or maybe just not pronounce it that way

    • @LilGhost14
      @LilGhost14 4 месяца назад

      I will keep commenting on every video till you do one lol.

  • @ruggjay
    @ruggjay 4 месяца назад +297

    The problem with the housing debate is that both parties know that the actual solution will be widely unpopular and any government that implements any real change will lose power over it. People like to romanticise the idea of themselves becoming as wealthy as their parents and grandparents did thanks to our combination of negative gearing and the capital gains tax discount, without considering the impact on the rest of the country.

    • @RictusHolloweye
      @RictusHolloweye 4 месяца назад

      We lost the only recent opportunity we've had to reform the housing market when we let the Coalition fearmonger us out of voting Labor in 2019.
      I can understand why Dutton was bragging about that, the way Peta Credlin bragged about fooling voters into believing the "carbon tax lie".

    • @Narapoia1
      @Narapoia1 4 месяца назад +30

      The ALP is going to lose power doing what they are doing now, may as well lose govt doing some good rather than wrecking the joint...

    • @monicagrorud2225
      @monicagrorud2225 4 месяца назад

      Neg. Gearing. Cap. Gains Neg. Gearing. Cap.Gains . Neg. Gearing. Cap. Gains……………___old rich people. Kill me now!!!!!!!!!

    • @EdwardoEdwardo-d2w
      @EdwardoEdwardo-d2w 4 месяца назад +35

      Not if the number of voters who want affordable housing starts to exceed to number of voters who want property investments. Surely it will reach critical mass one day? 🤷‍♂

    • @Essdyn
      @Essdyn 4 месяца назад

      That is the dream if it weren't the media class who influence the voting population to vote against their own needs

  • @LuckayyAU
    @LuckayyAU 4 месяца назад +1316

    I'll only vote for dutton if he pledges to remove all non-Australians from the Australian Runescape servers

    • @ianh1504
      @ianh1504 4 месяца назад +96

      Never, i like the lag, makes it feel more like 2004

    • @LuckayyAU
      @LuckayyAU 4 месяца назад +34

      @@ianh1504 true tbh, me dying to Akkha due to lag today, was all part of the experience that makes this game great.

    • @timmi3701
      @timmi3701 4 месяца назад

      chinese bots are good for the economy!

    • @kingoutback
      @kingoutback 4 месяца назад +5

      He’s got my vote if he reinstates the gamer police

    • @purplegrapiest
      @purplegrapiest 4 месяца назад +17

      Turn back the bots!

  • @Mugruncher
    @Mugruncher 3 месяца назад +29

    3:43 Bill Shortens sarcastic “ooh, Zinger” is going to live rent free in my head forever 😂

  • @PandaKnight52
    @PandaKnight52 4 месяца назад +191

    We havent changed buying laws in the last two years. If these laws would do anything why didnt they implement them. Housing was an issue under the last Government.

    • @ImogenBunting
      @ImogenBunting 4 месяца назад +28

      Housing is an issue of greed and corruption and a failure an absolute failure to regulate the rental market - which drives the price of housing. They’re all screwing us sideways by not addressing this. Benefiting from a system that drives classism and divides and poverty and homelessness. Their silence on this is disgusting. Trying to pretend it’s migration. Nope. It’s not. It’s market manipulation from greed and corruption… so many benefits for the wealthy from costing the poor everything they have and more. Exploitation central… they love it. We need NOISE and regulation of rents. Is interested rates go down will rents? Yeah right! But they absolutely should! #Housing

    • @Narapoia1
      @Narapoia1 4 месяца назад

      The LNP know this, they are using the policy to appear to do something without doing anything. The reason they are taking this risk though is because the current govt has made several unforgivable mistakes in managing the country that are being felt by population at large. You can't cause rents to increase twice as much in the 2 years you've been in govt as the previous 13 years without generating some white hot anger in the populace. You can't bring in 2x more migrants than you can provide housing for without people starting to notice the proximal cause of the rents increasing in this timeframe.
      That's what Dutton is trying to capitalise on - without making significant changes to the overall numbers because his donors don't actually want that changed, they just want him in power. But - the only reason he can use this issue to get closer to power than he would otherwise ever be able to manage is due to how badly the ALP have mismanaged migration since coming to power. The only winner from this govt is the LNP, focus your anger on Labor as they are making Dutton electable, they are running the country and the way it's currently going the people of Australia are in a lose-lose situation.

    • @bradleywillis9586
      @bradleywillis9586 4 месяца назад +14

      Let's give credit where it's due. That little turd Howard screwed everyone over

    • @Narapoia1
      @Narapoia1 4 месяца назад +5

      Yeah, the LNP know that the rules around foreign purchasing aren't going to make any difference unless they also implement anti-money laundering laws to match those in the rest of the world. But that's not the point, Dutton is saying this because there is widespread anger in the population over the appalling migration policy of this govt. They don't want to fix the policy - just profit from the anger.
      The only winner from the current govt is the LNP, aussies get it rough either way.

    • @Narapoia1
      @Narapoia1 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@@ImogenBunting When the ALP came to power rental vacancy across Australia was around 1%, historically when vacancy is this low rents rise as there is excess demand for available housing. Then, they added a peacetime record number of people, over 500K in the last year alone, to a rental market that was at record low vacancy. Because supply and demand exist, prices then increased twice as much in 2 years as the previous 13 years. No one is trying to 'pretend' it is migration that caused the current rental crisis, it absolutely did.
      That's not to say there are not other problems with the housing market - it's been criminally mismanaged by govts of both flavour for the last 20 years, but there is no use trying to divert blame from this govt for what they have done to pour fuel on the fire. Trying to regulate the rental market is a far, far more complex and likely to fail route than reducing net overseas migration to a level that matches housing supply growth.

  • @gg_sam7847
    @gg_sam7847 4 месяца назад +466

    When the fuck did Hitler come into the equation?

    • @TheMemeRepository
      @TheMemeRepository 4 месяца назад +83

      Lemme tell ya about a little thing called "Godwin's Law".

    • @Gulyus
      @Gulyus 4 месяца назад +76

      It's about the ridiculousness of the question by purposefully invoking Godwin's law.

    • @ikthranithul6000
      @ikthranithul6000 4 месяца назад +8

      I know right, it has literally nothing to do with the situation lmao. If it was "if you were alone in the woods with hitler and another man, what would you do?" i would understand but what the fuck does a man or a bear have to do with being "alone" in the woods with hitler? XD
      Are the options would you rather tag team a bear with hitler or tag team hitler with another man? like wtf does this hypothetical achieve? A hypothetical is supposed to pose some form of insight into your decisions, the trolley hypothetical for example provides insight into your morals, this does not provide any insight into anything xD

    • @gg_sam7847
      @gg_sam7847 4 месяца назад +4

      Yeah I figured that out after watching for like 30 more seconds

    • @ikthranithul6000
      @ikthranithul6000 4 месяца назад

      After reading a few more comments i have come to the conclusion that this hypothetical is not targeted at "cis men" as it is supposed to be some profound thought experiment on "toxic masculinity" lmao
      Its basically comparing men to violent animals and the choice is would you rather be at the mercy of 2 men or a man and a bear, average terminally online misandristic bullshit.

  • @Yezpahr
    @Yezpahr 4 месяца назад +126

    Coronation still gets reuploaded by random channels all over RUclips.
    Your message still gets eyes. 👍

  • @bojkenoven
    @bojkenoven 4 месяца назад +40

    5:07 Notice how Dutton is standing in sub 10 degree weather and isn't cold or being affected by goosebumps.

    • @outdatedfarmequipment2702
      @outdatedfarmequipment2702 4 месяца назад +7

      The local librarian here in shepparton told me when she worked in brisbane spud would go into the local library and spruik politics until he got kicked out by the council and she said he was the most arrogant prick you could come across.

    • @jerryscanas
      @jerryscanas 4 месяца назад +4

      Voldermort doesn't feel cold

    • @jerryscanas
      @jerryscanas 4 месяца назад

      Canberra can a get colda

    • @EdwardoEdwardo-d2w
      @EdwardoEdwardo-d2w 4 месяца назад +4

      He is a goosebump.

    • @TheOutsider69
      @TheOutsider69 3 месяца назад +3

      Unfinished clones generally have underdeveloped nervous systems.

  • @kredonystus7768
    @kredonystus7768 4 месяца назад +24

    Yes too many people on a runescape server does cause lag. That was part of the cause of the Faladore Massacre. Lots of people in a player house caused lag. Lag caused player to kick everyone visiting. The kick caused a bug that gave a couple of people access to killing players without retaliation. Those were dark days...

  • @kartang
    @kartang 4 месяца назад +59

    Its a triple entendre Jordie. Not only will he cook in the colloquial sense, but he is also from cook. On top of that he famously let the country cook

    • @danwillreview
      @danwillreview 4 месяца назад +1

      Get K-Dot on the phone

    • @caoimhedaly7262
      @caoimhedaly7262 4 месяца назад +1

      i would argue you could add a 4th link bc i immediately thought about the curry (?) he cooked

    • @kartang
      @kartang 4 месяца назад +1

      @caoimhedaly7262 omg the curry.
      Yes the wonderful quadruple entendre.

    • @andylu6150
      @andylu6150 4 месяца назад +2

      Mmm.... Raw meat curry... Yummy

    • @BobHawkeREAL
      @BobHawkeREAL 4 месяца назад

      Word salad from just another ALP worshipping retard.

  • @MichaelLeagueBaseball
    @MichaelLeagueBaseball 4 месяца назад +68

    I'm scared of Dutton, he looks like a premature clone

    • @EdwardoEdwardo-d2w
      @EdwardoEdwardo-d2w 4 месяца назад

      I know, right? He's like a scene from the 6th Day - ruclips.net/video/w2-vJMcv0pA/видео.html&pp=ygUHNnRoIGRheQ%3D%3D

    • @BobHawkeREAL
      @BobHawkeREAL 4 месяца назад +1

      Let's see you. Got a look at your average Labor voter, you man-baby?

    • @SunshowerWonderlab
      @SunshowerWonderlab 4 месяца назад +7

      He looks like an example in Skinwalking 101 on what NOT to make your disguise look like

    • @schroecat1
      @schroecat1 4 месяца назад +3

      @@SunshowerWonderlab I don't think I've ever read a description of Dutton which comes close to rivalling this. Perfect.

    • @theprodigalson4003
      @theprodigalson4003 4 месяца назад +1

      Snoke

  • @Hrpengz
    @Hrpengz 4 месяца назад +132

    Chad Shorten. Has a certain ring to it.

    • @BobHawkeREAL
      @BobHawkeREAL 4 месяца назад

      ...you're easily impressed. All Labor voters are. Comes with being simple.

    • @chief472
      @chief472 4 месяца назад +1

      If you'd been watching his proposals for the NDIS, "getting the NDIS back on Track" Bill, you might think otherwise.
      Previously I wouldn't have argued too much with that

    • @potapotapotapotapotapota
      @potapotapotapotapotapota 4 месяца назад

      @@BobHawkeREAL that kind of comment won't hold much weight on this channel, go somewhere else with your braindead comment

  • @xathlak
    @xathlak 4 месяца назад +18

    But the rich people keep telling me that the poor immigrants are the reason i have no money!

  • @midgetwars1
    @midgetwars1 4 месяца назад +261

    Why any Australian would choose a drop-bear over a man is baffling

    • @DoctorProph3t
      @DoctorProph3t 4 месяца назад +69

      The drop bear is predictable and honest.

    • @callumblakeney7935
      @callumblakeney7935 4 месяца назад +4

      ​@@DoctorProph3t brother what

    • @DoctorProph3t
      @DoctorProph3t 4 месяца назад +63

      @@callumblakeney7935 the drop bear only drops out of trees, and they can be avoided with Vegemite. Predictability.
      It’s also direct and brutal about what they want and don’t operate under false pretense. Honesty.
      Man is by his very nature unpredictable and routinely operates under false pretense.

    • @theadventuresofzoomandbettie
      @theadventuresofzoomandbettie 4 месяца назад +26

      I would absolutely choose a drop bear in the trees while I'm alone in the woods over a man that I didn't know why he was there, in the same scenario. The bear theory remains unchanged. If the drop bear attacked me, my problems would all be over fairly quickly, can't be confident of the same with a man.

    • @callumblakeney7935
      @callumblakeney7935 4 месяца назад +2

      @@theadventuresofzoomandbettie you need help, no more social media for you

  • @sonicaids
    @sonicaids 4 месяца назад +22

    i will vote for whoever stops my internet from cutting out at 4pm every day.

    • @jaidentslgl2753
      @jaidentslgl2753 4 месяца назад +9

      Labor has done better with the treatment of the NBN. The LNP want the internet privatised

    • @markwaters4582
      @markwaters4582 4 месяца назад +1

      THIS IS A TRUE FACT 👍

  • @Brandon34098
    @Brandon34098 4 месяца назад +7

    issue with a timed ban on housing is it will jump right back up as they will team up and will cut production to maintain high prices by low supply and point to supply as the issue and that they are not starving the housing market, with the high level of education required by law to build a house it shoves small builders out of the market and limits the surplus of trades people to accommodate price and deadlines needed by them

  • @joshuablack5350
    @joshuablack5350 4 месяца назад +37

    well said. 'big australia' is a stupid idea.

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard 4 месяца назад +1

      Big Australia is watching...😂

    • @Dylan-zn1nf
      @Dylan-zn1nf 3 месяца назад

      Sadly both major parties support big Australia.

  • @pianomanstreams
    @pianomanstreams 4 месяца назад +7

    Peter Dutton looks like lord Voldemort when he was festering on quirrels head

  • @DL_Marvu
    @DL_Marvu 4 месяца назад +21

    can they please glue some eyebrows on dutton. maybe give him a wide brimmed hat?

  • @Timothy2963
    @Timothy2963 4 месяца назад +75

    Thank you for continuing to challenge the unsustainable levels of migration to Australia. Everything needs a break from this unnecessary overburdening of services, infrastructure, but most of all the environment. Just a point of clarification about foreign ownership of property, lawyers, accountants and real estate agents don't have to declare that they are acting for and on behalf of foreign buyers so they do so using trusts and the like. Labor has had the power to end this but hasn't. So the true figure is likely to be in the ten's or hundred's of thousands. No one really knows.

    • @MrZoomah
      @MrZoomah 4 месяца назад +14

      I agree. A boy in my kids footy team, who's parents both work, is now homeless and will be moving even further out with his three other siblings. 5th move in 4 years because landlords want (and can) put up the rent due to supply and demand issues. They know the landlord is from India as the real estate agent accidentally left the folder behind on one of the visits. 3 bedroom 1 bathroom an hour from the city... wants $650 a week in rent. We know from research that every time a kid moves school they lose a term academically so he has lost 1.25 years of schooling... as have the other 2 school aged family members. That's 3.75 years lost schooling due to housing instability. How much potential are we losing in our next generation?
      But... on the flip side on immigration... My nanna's nursing home can't get staff... She's one of the lucky ones where the family come into care for her but other residents aren't being cared for due to a lack of staff. It's not just a question of pay... It's cultural. Australians won't do the job so they rely on migrants. All the staff are African or other cultures that value the aged and they're amazing but don't have the hours in the day to spend adequate time with the oldies. (Note: African and Asian people think it's absolutely disgusting we even have aged care outside of a level of care that requires full medical interventions)

    • @balakehb
      @balakehb 4 месяца назад +8

      10's or 100's of thousands? Literally no evidence to back that gross exaggeration

    • @xyaeiounn
      @xyaeiounn 4 месяца назад +3

      @@MrZoomah Koreans are starting to discard their oldies, Japanese have been discarding themselves for decades. The elders don't want to be a burden, but can't afford to live somewhere nice, so their kids and grandkids don't see em much. This isn't a general cultural thing, just an acute economic pinch hitting battlers hardest.

    • @Anastasisization
      @Anastasisization 4 месяца назад

      Australia has high immigration numbers because most migrants leave again a few years later. You lot aren't the most welcoming bunch.
      As for burdening services, immigrants aren't entitled to any support in Australia. They all have to pay their own way, which means they subsidise the services Australians use. Your economic issues are caused by Australians, for Australians.

    • @Tolly7249
      @Tolly7249 4 месяца назад +3

      @@MrZoomah "3 bedroom 1 bathroom an hour from the city... wants $650 a week in rent." Mate I pay $395 a week for a shitty ass one bedroom unit with negative bloody water pressure and that's on the *low* end of rental prices where I live, where the hell are you guys and how quickly can I move there?

  • @sandrahealey6385
    @sandrahealey6385 4 месяца назад +10

    Years ago I thought listening to ABC meant I'd matured...now I realise I was mouldy, like blue cheese.

  • @hatesunlight
    @hatesunlight 4 месяца назад +3

    I'm straight up impressed that you managed to find footage of a Runescape tutorial that only ever saw the live game for like 3 months and then everybody forgot or pretended it never existed

  • @xanderdom
    @xanderdom 4 месяца назад +11

    Nailed it, LNP's got this bullshit in the bag and we're all clowns for enabling it. Classic Aus politics cycle 🥱

    • @BobHawkeREAL
      @BobHawkeREAL 4 месяца назад

      ...Labor are in power everywhere. You people are incompetent hypocrites.

    • @xanderdom
      @xanderdom 4 месяца назад +6

      @@BobHawkeREAL re-read the sentence and try again bozo

    • @vault-tecrep8565
      @vault-tecrep8565 4 месяца назад +3

      @@BobHawkeREAL yeah man its really easy to reverse 20 years of policy within the span of 4 years

  • @baabaabaa-yp2jh
    @baabaabaa-yp2jh 4 месяца назад +22

    If Abbott can get in on Stop the Boats and he eats onions like apples, we shd be scared!!

    • @jamesp1389
      @jamesp1389 4 месяца назад

      That was a while now back come on.. 😅

    • @BobHawkeREAL
      @BobHawkeREAL 4 месяца назад

      Maybe you should have done better, then.

    • @AwesomeFish12
      @AwesomeFish12 4 месяца назад

      DJ Astrolabe already solved that problem.

  • @breakupgoogle4584
    @breakupgoogle4584 4 месяца назад +21

    The corporate powers that be are working real hard to turn the definition of "populism" to mean "a threat to democracy". Cause to the corporatism the definition of democracy is everyone doing what they tell them to.

    • @sfdntk
      @sfdntk 4 месяца назад

      Just because you don't like the definition of a word doesn't mean you get to demand the definition is changed. Populism has _always_ been a threat to democracy precisely because populism is by definition simplistic solutions for complex problems that sound good to smoothbrains but don't work and can't be implemented, exactly what Jordies is calling Dutton out for doing.
      Saying you'll fix the housing crisis by reclassifying existing migrants under a different visa is populist trash, it's designed to appeal to the anti-migration obsessives who don't have the intelligence to actually understand the implications of the proposal so they'll vote for the LNP, and when they're in power they'll do exactly what they've always done and make Australia substantially poorer economically and socially.
      Labor on the other hand have already delivered actual results on housing, albeit nowhere near what they could and should have accomplished, and their policy proposals will make an actual difference should they be re-elected, but because they're not populists and don't propose wildly idiotic solutions that won't work, they can't sell their ideas to a dumbed down, ignorant electorate who are happy to believe whatever empty promises the LNP make. That's why populism is a threat to democracy.

    • @ordavis
      @ordavis 4 месяца назад +5

      I see populism as appealing to the majority with policy, which is popular but not necessarily good (usually the opposite). For example; banning Muslim immigration or banning any immigration from majority Muslim countries because of "terrorism" or something of the sort. Reducing immigration overall is not something I consider populist.

    • @sfdntk
      @sfdntk 4 месяца назад +11

      @@ordavis that's exactly what it is, and exactly why it's a threat to democracy. Populism is simple solutions for complex problems designed to appeal to ignorant people.

    • @kiwikemist
      @kiwikemist 4 месяца назад +1

      Good thing the "populists" are just the same as the corpo powers then, not one descirbed "populist" in the current political enviroment actually challenges the status quo

    • @ChrisWijtmans
      @ChrisWijtmans 4 месяца назад

      Why is banning muslims bad exactly?

  • @doyouevendraft
    @doyouevendraft 4 месяца назад +16

    Hearing Bill say the word “Zinger” makes me miss “Mad As Hell”

    • @tttm99
      @tttm99 4 месяца назад +3

      And... And... Wait...
      ...implies he watched it. Now that's a zing! 👍

    • @lukeneill1568
      @lukeneill1568 4 месяца назад +1

      @@tttm99he’s about 10 years behind

  • @Mommythief0069
    @Mommythief0069 4 месяца назад +12

    Thank God, I've been bring this up for a while now lmao

  • @karlfitzpatrick8784
    @karlfitzpatrick8784 3 месяца назад +2

    The construction industry grinds to a screeching halt without Irish immigrants alone, the issue isn't migration it's bad governance.
    This country has the capacity for 4 or 5 times its current population, nationalise your natural resources and the sky is the limit.

  • @nodrogMelb
    @nodrogMelb 4 месяца назад +4

    I'm interested in whether the demographics of people who vote (Aus Citizens) vs Permanent residents is actually taken into account by the major parties. Presumably they must know the proportions as people with just PR are a group neither political party has to cater to.

    • @reez1728
      @reez1728 4 месяца назад +1

      It’s irrelevant in most cases. Almost all Permanent Residents will go on to become citizens unless they’ve a criminal record or chose not to become one.
      However, it’ll be interesting to see if New Zealanders on SCV444 are taken into consideration.

    • @AwesomeFish12
      @AwesomeFish12 4 месяца назад

      @@reez1728 I don't think anyone cares too much about pandering to Kiwis on "Special Category Visas", no point. Most have no reason to ever become citizens.

  • @4RILDIGITAL
    @4RILDIGITAL 4 месяца назад +1

    Quite a loaded hypothetical, makes you think about how our perceptions are shaped by the limited information we have at hand.

  • @jessewilkinson3184
    @jessewilkinson3184 4 месяца назад +3

    Damn bears, I knew it was them. Even when it was the immigants, I knew it was them

  • @TheOutsider69
    @TheOutsider69 3 месяца назад +2

    Here in America Amazon has announced its plans to begin acquiring single-family homes.

  • @mattdoa2
    @mattdoa2 3 месяца назад +1

    Foreign buyers - drive up the price of housing like crazy. If you have been to an auction, you will know they increase the price of the house by 300k at a minimum. That drives up the suburb market segment which makes it impossible to Aussies to buy.
    Dutton isn't wrong with his measure, he is just so far removed from the regular Joe that he has no fucking idea what the entire effects are.

  • @nickmacleod2368
    @nickmacleod2368 3 месяца назад +2

    Pretty disingenuous read of that Laura Tingle ABC article. Her point was not that Dutton wanting less immigration was dangerous. It was that he's using immigration as a scapegoat for a variety of social issues caused by underfunding:
    ""It's not just housing. People know that if you move suburbs, it's hard to get your kids into school, or into childcare. It's hard to get into a GP because the doctors have closed their books. It's hard to get elective surgery. These factors have all contributed to capacity constraints because of the lack of planning in the migration program." (- Peter Dutton)
    He has also blamed migrants for "congestion on our roads".
    In other words, the opposition leader has opened the doors to migrants being blamed not just for housing shortages but for all these other problems, too."
    You know, othering immigrants and creating an us vs them mentality. Pretty clear why that's dangerous.

  • @ikthranithul6000
    @ikthranithul6000 4 месяца назад +15

    Only 2 minutes in and he is challenging RUclipss community guidelines on swearing in the most absurd manner, i love it.

    • @RictusHolloweye
      @RictusHolloweye 4 месяца назад

      I think he may have been having a go at Juice Media and their Honest Government Ads.
      Difficult to be sure, given it's a quality channel.

    • @ikthranithul6000
      @ikthranithul6000 4 месяца назад +2

      @@RictusHolloweye Im not Australian nor do i live in Australia so if that is the case i wouldnt know but the utter disregard for youtubes stance on scary "bad" words is funny either way :D

    • @tony2888
      @tony2888 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@RictusHolloweye yeah I'm sure it's a dig at juice media. he seems to dislike them now even though they collaborated in the past. Seems pretty petty considering they have roughly the same audience and could signal boost each other.

    • @ikthranithul6000
      @ikthranithul6000 4 месяца назад +1

      @@tony2888 Working with someone/something in the past doesnt mean you endorse said person/thing forever. Peoples opinions and beliefs change over time its not really petty to be open about it.
      Then again i have literally no idea what juice media is or its stances on anything social or political, if they reflect jordies beliefs and he dislikes them for some mundane reason then it would be petty i guess

  • @pantenejesus9398
    @pantenejesus9398 4 месяца назад +1

    Watching Karl basically going " Woo, Woo fellas " to Bill and Dutton was prime considering he looks like his after-party look from the Logies

  • @TheRealLeesyKate
    @TheRealLeesyKate 4 месяца назад +2

    I come to you with zero reference links because life is a bit shit insane right now, BUT isn't skilled migration what's propping up the functionality of the country right now? Like, the building industry is stupidly shorthanded on skilled workers which Labor's obviously on the way to fixing by giving TAFE some legs again, but until we've got these Aussies graduated and functioning in their role capacities, we kind of still need the big chunk of skilled migration intake right? Please someone tell me I'm wrong with good reasons because it'd be amazing to know there was hope beyond the next election

  • @andym2612
    @andym2612 4 месяца назад +7

    "Like and Subscribe Gen X". I did and I have.

    • @BobHawkeREAL
      @BobHawkeREAL 4 месяца назад

      Yet you're, like most ALP voters, probably at least 50.

    • @DeGuerre
      @DeGuerre 4 месяца назад

      Grouse! This channel goes off like a frog in a sock, dude.

    • @VanillaMacaron551
      @VanillaMacaron551 4 месяца назад

      He knows who's got all the money, and many are still to inherit much more.

    • @DeGuerre
      @DeGuerre 4 месяца назад

      @@VanillaMacaron551 A lot of Gen Xers will be buying houses in the next decade.

  • @sharptalons3474
    @sharptalons3474 4 месяца назад +1

    Of the hundreds of these versions I've heard, never heard of a Hitler one til your video.

  • @n0us.
    @n0us. 4 месяца назад +3

    that was a rollercoaster of an intro

  • @TheRealLeesyKate
    @TheRealLeesyKate 4 месяца назад +2

    Honestly, choosing both on the actual hypothetical is the meta for so many reasons lmao

  • @newperve
    @newperve 4 месяца назад +2

    "For it to be a non sequitur you guys can't expect it.."
    That doesn't follow.

  • @Ragnarakk
    @Ragnarakk 4 месяца назад +51

    to be fair.. being alone in the woods with a man and a bear sounds fine.. as long as theyre the same thing..

    • @schuhey7021
      @schuhey7021 4 месяца назад

      And also part pig…

    • @philjancik4601
      @philjancik4601 4 месяца назад +3

      understandable i prefer twinks myself, if only there was an animal with the same name

    • @MaxwellTornado
      @MaxwellTornado 4 месяца назад

      Bloody fargots.

    • @BebxOfficial
      @BebxOfficial 4 месяца назад +1

      mnmnfnfg,f.g.,.,.,..,.,.,

    • @schroecat1
      @schroecat1 4 месяца назад +1

      What about... Manbearpig?

  • @boogkitty
    @boogkitty 4 месяца назад +3

    "fuck-screw" hahaha, I'm gonna use that!

  • @dcgamer1027
    @dcgamer1027 4 месяца назад

    Something I've always thought was odd is that we have our politicians debate one on one, there is no way for one person to have the answers to every question, that is why they are suppose to have a team and people around them that are experts of specific problems, so why not have those debates with members of those teams in the back to ask questions to, He might not know exactly how many foreigners bought houses, but maybe someone around him does.
    And if they don't have any team and they are trying to go at it alone, that is stupid because of the before mentioned point that no one can have all the answers, these are too complex of problems to pretend like we can do it alone.

  • @matbrady123456
    @matbrady123456 4 месяца назад +10

    GenX here. Please stop referring to us. We just want to be left alone.

    • @theairstig9164
      @theairstig9164 4 месяца назад +2

      You may not be interested in war. War is interested in you

    • @frozbiggins
      @frozbiggins 4 месяца назад +1

      Knob gobbler

    • @inuendo6365
      @inuendo6365 3 месяца назад +1

      He's just referring to a bunch of hypothetical cryptids, like Bigfoot. Everyone knows Gen X disappeared when Y2K happened

  • @Mark-q6f7q
    @Mark-q6f7q 4 месяца назад

    Not really video related but I see the ABC did their own video on Pine Gap and tried to ham it up and make it as "mysterious" as you guys did.. Nice to see they're original with their productions.

  • @DopaminedotSeek3rcolonthree
    @DopaminedotSeek3rcolonthree 4 месяца назад +1

    Dutton looks like he'd pay a UFO whistleblower a visit...

  • @wieldylattice3015
    @wieldylattice3015 4 месяца назад +1

    Jordan playing a game of RuneScape three years before it came out? Fucking time traveler

  • @BlooFlame
    @BlooFlame 4 месяца назад +9

    Why am I more interested in Australian politics, than in American? This must be what chagrin feels like.

    • @lukeneill1568
      @lukeneill1568 4 месяца назад

      American politics is trash ever since 2019, became blatantly obvious how corrupt america is that the veil of “democracy” was finally lifted.
      Not interesting watching a rigged game

  • @apepid7201
    @apepid7201 4 месяца назад +2

    As a GenX I'm a little shocked to be acknowledged or referred to in any way as even existing but could someone tell me the Joke since I'm stuck on just being mentioned.

    • @joek292
      @joek292 4 месяца назад +2

      There isn’t really a joke except that f-stick is an older term used by people around Gen X age in the past

    • @apepid7201
      @apepid7201 4 месяца назад +1

      @@joek292 Ah ok... first time I've heard of it but thanks for that.

    • @watleythewizard2381
      @watleythewizard2381 4 месяца назад

      Was rather surprising to be mentioned, wasn’t it. 1973 forevermore

  • @the_fitness_doc
    @the_fitness_doc 4 месяца назад +3

    Happy Monday everyone

  • @dylly-vanilly4374
    @dylly-vanilly4374 4 месяца назад +2

    Imagine thinking migration is the issue to housing, and imagine thinking HAFF is the solution aswell.

  • @Zeus-yw1fbz
    @Zeus-yw1fbz 4 месяца назад +1

    Is hitler armed? If so hard to say. On one hand the other bloke could be a human shield. On the other the bear makes cannabilism less likely but death more so. Another important question is how long till hitler runs out of drugs or withdrawals hit.
    If he's not going with the bloke no question.

  • @OilBaron100
    @OilBaron100 3 месяца назад

    I love the Allan Jones reference.

  • @ImogenBunting
    @ImogenBunting 4 месяца назад +3

    Awesome video Jordan! 🎉

    • @ImogenBunting
      @ImogenBunting 4 месяца назад

      Flipping awesome video! Your spouting what I hope soon becomes populist opinions too. 👏 Dutton and his party ARE THE PROBLEM! #LNPNEVERAGAIN

  • @mattintosh1990
    @mattintosh1990 4 месяца назад +1

    Its great to have you back, Jordan

  • @hashdankhog8578
    @hashdankhog8578 3 месяца назад

    0:53 did you... read that?

  • @FredricksonZak
    @FredricksonZak 4 месяца назад +3

    Oohhhh Zinger! WTH is that 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Spentastic
      @Spentastic 4 месяца назад +3

      It’s Australian slang for a cutting and witty comment. It’s also Australian for a popular KFC chicken sandwich (or chicken burger as we call them in Australia)

  • @rhysplant8392
    @rhysplant8392 4 месяца назад

    10:25 The Mick Gordon build up was gold.

  • @josephellis2460
    @josephellis2460 3 месяца назад

    Great video, i will say this about the skills shortage though. It isn't just about tafe, its got a lot to do with the younger generations not wanting to get into trades.

  • @manon8083
    @manon8083 4 месяца назад +12

    'Would you rather be alone in the woods with a bear or a man?' is the *actual* question that's been popular online. It's a silly hypothetical that's now used to discuss women's VERY REAL fears of gender-based violence from men, expressed by saying 'I'd prefer the bear'. I've never seen seen the German art-school reject be brought into it.
    Yes, obviously not all men. But yes, I'd rather be killed by a bear 1000x times than experience some of the things that men have done to women. That's the thought that makes women choose 'bear'.
    The point that should actually be taken from the man vs bear discussion: for many women, being alone with a man is scary and it's not an unfounded fear. Many of us have experienced SA and/or DV, & if not we all know friends, family, or high-profile cases of it.
    It's fear of the unknown, which is exactly what is experienced whenever we're alone with a man we don't know. Is he normal, or will he do unspeakable things? Don't know, I'd better walk faster and be ready to run and scream and fight for my life just in case.
    Answering 'bear' shows the extent of this fear. It's not an abstract fear, we experience it regularly and many men don't (or arguably can't) truly understand this. For this fear to be unnecessary it must first be acknowledged by men. That's the reason this has gone viral. Women want their fear to be heard and understood.

    • @cetologist
      @cetologist 4 месяца назад

      ​​​​​​​​@@punishedbnnuy the problem here is that people (almost entirely the men) take it as an "all men are bad" or "men in general are bad" thing. It's very clearly not.
      Whenever a non-silly discussion of our society's rampant problem with women being sexually victimized, rape culture, and women having to live in fear of men around them because of the large portion of men who _would_ do something bad to women they're alone with, it's filled with a bunch of misogynists barging in and saying women as a whole are overreacting and downplaying the very real reason for fears.
      Women aren't _allowed_ to have detailed, nuanced discussions about gender issues, because those discussions are almost ALWAYS overrun by men trying to "prove" that men have it worse and that women don't face _real_ issues like men etc. etc. And obviously so-called "men's rights activists"/manosphere losers who try to spread their lobotomized simplistic view of sexism. Women's spaces are frequently invaded by men who are trying to prove a point or shut down any discussion that suggests *some of the things **_they_** do or believe or like* harm women.
      The bear discussion is a way for women to start discussing the more complex gender issues with each other, and share personal experiences and relate. It's something that really shows the deep divide between how most men _think_ women feel (or *should* feel), and how most women _actually_ feel. It was never an attack on you, personally as a man, or anyone else personally as a man.
      When most women completely get the point and agree, and many men also get the point, but most men completely miss the point and just get angry, there is obviously something that most men aren't understanding about what women have to deal with in their lives stemming from toxic masculinity culture.
      It probably has a lot to do with the fact that most men have been programmed to see any discussion of sexism, gender issues, feminism, misogyny, etc. as an attack on _their_ gender (hence the slogan "not all men" akin to "all lives matter")

    • @manon8083
      @manon8083 4 месяца назад +3

      ​@@punishedbnnuy i agree. thing is that my reasoning for this is not what these women are thinking when they do this trend.
      optics are important, especially for political issues. but the women participating in this trend are literally just traumatised from the things they've experienced from men or seen men do and are letting that out. it is not their fault that the violence they've experienced from men is a political issue. a woman talking about her severe acid burns which she got by accident is not political. talking about the exact same thing but the burns being the result of an acid attack from an ex partner is considered a political topic. it is not the fault or the responsibliity of the 2nd woman that her trauma is be political. she never asked to represent a political movement. it's stupid to blame her for 'bad optics' - she literally didnt ask for that responsiblity, she didn't sign up to be a spokesperson.
      it's reasonable to critique political choices for having bad optics as being a flawed strategy. but it's not the fault of women that their trauma has become a political issue. they didn't sign up for that. most people are not strategic masterminds on 'optics', and it's unreasonable to expect your every day woman to be one.
      maybe instead of expecting women to only talk about their trauma in ways that don't make men uncomfortable we should expect men to pick up some slack and try and use their critical thinkings skills and understand that this isn't just 'gender war crap'. if you're going to critique women's 'ignorance' about the bear, why don't you also critique mens 'ignorance' about the experiences of women?
      gender war is bad. but a war involves more than 1 group. it's dumb to expect 1 group to do all the work to solve the war. and i'd also like to point out that if we want to talk about a gender war it's pretty clear that men have been winning that war for a very long time (i will not bother to give examples because if you don't believe that now then i'd be wasting my time anyway).
      if something like this halts the progress of feminism, then that reflects badly on men. to use the enemy's language, men offended by this need to stop being special snowflakes, grow up, realise that the world isn't going to just cater to them being sensitive, and stop trying to police other people's language.

  • @taylorbruce2173
    @taylorbruce2173 4 месяца назад +1

    Peter Dutton looks like Voldemort on chemotherapy.

  • @C.I...
    @C.I... 4 месяца назад

    7:38
    Watching this section of the video as a British person is an interesting experience.
    And by interesting, I instead sincerely mean: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"
    Context: Net migration into the UK is at levels never seen before in history, with more people entering in one year than from the total between 1066 to 1945.

  • @kierenpearce2336
    @kierenpearce2336 4 месяца назад +1

    Lol, I loved that opening sequence.

  • @burnedtoast45-f6w
    @burnedtoast45-f6w 4 месяца назад +1

    Petter Dutton reminds me of the bald mole/ rat thingy from Kimpossible

  • @anarchy_79
    @anarchy_79 4 месяца назад +1

    Well I can kind of see the reasoning for going with the bear, because with the bear at least there's a chance that it won't be trying to fuck you for the duration of the camping trip

  • @DerPlaystationZocker
    @DerPlaystationZocker 4 месяца назад +3

    Hitler wasn't gay, when he was young he had a crush on a girl but was too afraid to tell her, he was really depressed about the situation at the time (kind of an incel).
    Hitlers best friend wrote about it in his book about Adolf Hitlers youth.
    He could have been secretly bisexual though

  • @va818
    @va818 4 месяца назад +1

    Exactly the same in the UK. Except now, thanks to Murdoch and co, we no real opposition and a choice of two neoliberal parties and Nigel Farage...

    • @Owen.Fallon
      @Owen.Fallon 4 месяца назад

      Ha! Really, really accurate; Red Tories, Blue Tories - all the same!

  • @DysprosiumMr
    @DysprosiumMr 4 месяца назад +20

    The difference between Jordie being anti-immigration and American conservatives doing the same is Jordie has tangible economical effects to point at, whereas conservatives just don't like the color brown.

    • @themusicaljunkie37
      @themusicaljunkie37 4 месяца назад +1

      Oh ok.

    • @greasybrownie
      @greasybrownie 4 месяца назад

      Idk, I kinda watch American politics for the entertainment and i never get the impression it's because they're brown , mainly because its illegal. I doubt none of the "" conservatives "" (privately) are against migrant flooding to keep wages down.
      I do see alot of them say the same things as Jordie but then get railed for being racist.
      It's weird seeing how Left = Pro-worker, Pro mass-migration. Right = anti-worker, anti-mass migration. WAYY more idealogical contradictions but yeah it's a wierd mess and it's on purpose

    • @My_Old_YT_Account
      @My_Old_YT_Account 4 месяца назад

      The tangible economic effects are talked about by American conservatives too, their parties just prefers to ignore it

    • @DysprosiumMr
      @DysprosiumMr 4 месяца назад +1

      @@My_Old_YT_Account "They took our jobs" isn't real, and that's all they ever cry about

    • @My_Old_YT_Account
      @My_Old_YT_Account 4 месяца назад +2

      @@DysprosiumMr it is suppressing wages, forcing people to work for lower wages or swap careers, it's true

  • @replaceablehead
    @replaceablehead 4 месяца назад +1

    Are foreign investors not simply providing capital to citizens to purchase homes in the citizen's name in order to avoid the tax? Or are there safeguards in place? Or for that matter am I just repeating a far-right conspiracy theory?

  • @Link_Says
    @Link_Says 4 месяца назад

    Love how the host tried to have peters back at the end

  • @CybrosisEvolved
    @CybrosisEvolved 4 месяца назад +5

    The best equivalence I've heard for that bear question is. Women are as scared of men as Black people are of white cops. Hence why people pick the bear.

    • @ikthranithul6000
      @ikthranithul6000 4 месяца назад

      A very insightful comparison, i didnt understand wtf it was trying to achieve until i read this. Its honestly crazy how normal it is to demonize men in the current times, its become so normal that people are now essentially calling men violent animals. If anyone were to make the same comparison to any minority group there would be riots in the streets but because its targeted at men its okay, the hypocrisy is absurd.
      The pendulum will swing, it is inevitable, and when it does its going to challenge the very laws of physics lmao. People need to stop fueling the flames.

  • @Aurelianthegreat_
    @Aurelianthegreat_ 4 месяца назад +4

    Jordies really has aged infront of our eyes

    • @LochTaupo
      @LochTaupo 4 месяца назад +2

      I could be wrong but he looks like his had a hair transplant in the temporal regions.

    • @joek292
      @joek292 4 месяца назад +1

      @@LochTauponah it’s still looking thin af

    • @VanillaMacaron551
      @VanillaMacaron551 4 месяца назад

      Still the best jawline in Sydney-based podcasting. 🤣 Just jokin', Jordan! You have exceptionally good looks. Love you, gorgeous.

  • @ericxpenner
    @ericxpenner 4 месяца назад

    Shots fired at the Juice Media

  • @frankgarrettness
    @frankgarrettness 4 месяца назад

    I have lovingly kept up with Jordies for years, and have noticed that the slight tooth decay between his two front teeth is indeed spreading and expanding. As someone who has an obsessive fixation with oral hygiene, I can say this. It is of concern to me. It can be easily drilled out and packed in.

  • @ianh1504
    @ianh1504 4 месяца назад +8

    I'd rather be alone in the woods with a bear than a woman, me and the bear could have awesome adventures and she's probably not even wearing appropriate footwear for a forest hike

    • @Slateproc
      @Slateproc 4 месяца назад +4

      The bear will kill me quickly, the w*man will ruin the rest of my life

    • @ikthranithul6000
      @ikthranithul6000 4 месяца назад +1

      Keep the bear fed and it could make a great companion, nowadays depending on the woman i doubt the same could be said and i'd certainly not want to roll the dice on that.

    • @invaderIRK1
      @invaderIRK1 4 месяца назад

      Tell me your into beastiality without telling me your into beastiality 😂

  • @hughjarse1337
    @hughjarse1337 4 месяца назад +1

    I miss the absolute KFC Zingers from Shorten ❤️

  • @ulrikezachmann7596
    @ulrikezachmann7596 4 месяца назад +4

    So many political refugees at the moment I think I might vote for Uranus Pauline. Sorry I can’t cope with a potato.

  • @loganmartin6534
    @loganmartin6534 3 месяца назад

    The BEAR was GOREING.
    HIMMLER was the JEALOUS TWINK.

  • @StandedJ
    @StandedJ 4 месяца назад +1

    The way the immigration issue has been cornered is utterly ridiculous. Cut immigration suddenly and the economy collapses, keep immigration going the way it is and we have a whole host of problems, ranging from assimilation problems to housing, and many more. In any case, immigration needs to be significantly reduced, and we should be prepared to take an economic hit for that in the short run, for the health of the country in the long run. Though, such plans are hard to carry out in democracies, I hope it's possible.
    Just slap One Nation as your #1 preference and Labor as your #2 lol, even if you don't like One Nation or would never actually vote for them. It's about sending the message and getting across the sentiment.

  • @stuartp2006
    @stuartp2006 4 месяца назад

    9:15 Heeeey, Tau were introduced in 2001!

  • @andrewmorris6912
    @andrewmorris6912 4 месяца назад

    "Twinks or bears?" LOLOLOL

  • @jarrodt181
    @jarrodt181 4 месяца назад

    When the Doom music started, I thought something was gonna happen...I feel a little blue balled.

  • @msaroff
    @msaroff 4 месяца назад

    People are missing the point here. If you are hanging out with a bear in the woods, you are abusing the bear. Wild animals are not pets and they should be left alone.

  • @ruchevsk3165
    @ruchevsk3165 4 месяца назад

    I swear in every video jordies eyelids are coming closer and closer together.

  • @TheGoodCrusader
    @TheGoodCrusader 4 месяца назад +1

    What if Hitler radicalizes the bear?

    • @ActuallyHoudini
      @ActuallyHoudini 4 месяца назад +1

      doubtful. maybe a polar bear because they're white.

  • @victorscjholwa3386
    @victorscjholwa3386 4 месяца назад

    Combining Words to make new insults ? Did Jordan pass from 40K to Warhammer Fantasy ?

  • @Sanguinarius9999
    @Sanguinarius9999 4 месяца назад

    Jordan referred to Starcraft 2 last week so hes played games since 1998.

  • @Foralltosee1623
    @Foralltosee1623 4 месяца назад

    Anything to put out for our lad McBride?

  • @ThePoliticalBulldog
    @ThePoliticalBulldog 4 месяца назад

    You're making me want to move to Australia.

  • @chriscampbell4660
    @chriscampbell4660 4 месяца назад

    So happy your doing Dutton, don't let up on Volderspud.

  • @DarthSidian
    @DarthSidian 4 месяца назад

    I feel like Dutton is some type of otherworldly monstrosity wearing the stolen skinsuit of a human clone.

  • @jacksonridgway42
    @jacksonridgway42 4 месяца назад

    Bill goes bang

  • @germ4bass
    @germ4bass 4 месяца назад

    Anthony Albanese and the greens keeps giving Housing Trust funding to make social housing to only kick out low-income workers out of blocks of units to only put people on Centrelink benefits or the pension into them. Then open blocks of land for housing which are to expensive for low-income workers or just workers to get in too with out having two incomes it's the same as renting market.

  • @Steelballz89
    @Steelballz89 4 месяца назад

    Ya nearly had me there

  • @buzzinbilby4308
    @buzzinbilby4308 4 месяца назад

    Dutton looks like a Thumb from spy kids

  • @edwin5419
    @edwin5419 4 месяца назад

    Fknell I despise Federal Labor & Teals, but Dutton's uniquely unqualified to lead this country. I'm in a new Teal seat. Hard decisions coming up

  • @Ci-D3
    @Ci-D3 4 месяца назад

    It would be interesting to see other countries to have similar channel’s to friendlyjordies. Or maybe friendlyjordies will go international.

    • @HyperVaccinatedREAL
      @HyperVaccinatedREAL 4 месяца назад

      Yeah, because normal, decent countries want to hear a bitter 35 year old who can't get his GF pregnant whine about the deputy leader of the NSW Coalition 😉

    • @Ci-D3
      @Ci-D3 4 месяца назад +1

      @@HyperVaccinatedREAL Me-ow! The claws are out.

  • @Ghoulstille
    @Ghoulstille 4 месяца назад

    He looks like he's stuck on "it's 3am and I have to Poop" face. I'll always be hungry again!