The Emperor's Phone Call | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim
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- Опубликовано: 6 дек 2009
- The Emperor gets a bad phone call from Darth Vader.
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I love how he treats the entire rebellion as if they are a bunch of delinquent “teenagers” who graffitied a store he owns
That just makes it even funny 😂
". . . . and if it weren't for those meddling kids . . ."
@@egosumhomovespertilionem😂😂😂
That doesn't sound too off. The rebellion was full of those who suffered the emperial rule so how manny wer around that age?
Best comment
“What the hell is an aluminum falcon?”
-Palpatine, 0 ABY
Aluminium. Look at how it’s spelt. You even spell colour without the u. Gahhhhhh, damn it!!!!
@@SloMoShort Are you from Britain or some shit
TheOfficialPhoenixTV Some shit?
@@SloMoShort Color. That's how it's spelled where I came from.
@@thewarden6050 Sorry to tell you, buddy, but:
Where you came from is wrong.
(Please don't punish the messenger)
The fact he had to finance the Death Star is pure gold!! “That thing wasn’t even fully paid off yet!” 🤣😂🤣
Cuts to Lord Vader's perspective, conversation continues and he hangs up, only for there to be a poor one arm to Wampa trying to eat some soup goes to reach group comically large spoon but realizes he has no hand. And he's just cries for a bit and Chucks The Whole Bowl and his mouth, cut to Vader choking a homeless guy to relieve stress with some muffled off screen crunching.
The financial situation was mentioned so many times
In the comics this came up one time when palpatine scolded Vader saying the Death Star cost was into the trillions of credits
What's the mortgage rate on that death star anyway lol
There has to be a more powerful financial entity in the Galaxy if even the Galactic Empire fears stepping on their toes
Arguably the single greatest clip in the history of Robot Chicken
WHO'S THEY!?
What the hell is an aluminum falcon
Ok ok so who’s left?
There’s no “arguably” about it. The only thing that even comes close is the dueling Michael Jacksons.
Are you shitting me?
"They Skywalker"
“Call for Papa Palpatine”
Definitely canon, no one can tell me otherwise
*Go
Well... technically it is now 😂😂😂😂
The - o what does canon mean
😬😬😬😬
Ellipticstorm 43 Canon, means that it is basically true or event that happened.
“Do you have any idea, what this is gonna do to my credit?”
*true adult statement*
who knew Death Star destructions affects credit scores
matthew natividad Well it *wasn’t* fully paid off, lmao 😂
Just like when a bratty know-it-all teenage wrecks the family car! 😄😄😄
Odd fact. Someone at Duke University did an economic study of the Death Star. His conclude was that it was economically untenable. Going by the specs for it, the required labor and resources would have bankrupted the Empire. That was the projection for just one. No way a second could have been built.
I wonder what his bank is.
Imagining James Earl Jones voicing a frantic and crying Vader on the other end of the call is both weird and funny.
James Earl Jones has a sense of humor, so I can actually see him doing that.
I can also see him playing it's beginning to look allot like Christmas on a piano while singing along to the song, except he replaces the word Christmas with Sithmas.
Maybe Anakin Is going to making love with Ahsoka After Ezra frees Lothal and Luke blows up the Death Star
“Both funny and weird” pretty much sums up the show.
@@robertcortez4956 EZRA BRIDGER WILL NEVER LEARN THAT DARTH VADER IS ANAKIN!
Fun fact: When he says "I threw the senate at him" most people think he's referring to when be threw senate pods at Yoda. He's actually referring to when he threw himself at Windu.
😂😂😂
It’s true, I can confirm
Palps how was the turkey club with cherry coke btw (asking for a friend who is on a swamp planet)
I totally thought it was the Senate Pods, I can’t believe that!!!
@@thundergaming155 The club was good but too dry, good thing I got that cherry coke.
Also that gives me an idea, the Empire should explore swamp planets, we don't have many under our wing yet
EMPEROR: "Vader! hows my favorite sith?"
VADER TALKING REALLY FAST: "Oh finally i got to you! you wont believe it so they attacked and I was trying-"
EMPEROR: "whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa just slow down."
VADER: "They blew up the death star!"
EMPEROR: "huh?"
VADER: "THEY BLEW UP THE DEATH STAR!"
EMPEROR: "What do you mean, 'they blew up the Death Star?'"
VADER: "They blew it up! It's gone!"
EMPEROR: "FUCK! AH FUCK! FUCK! FUUUUCK!!!
VADER: "THEY BLEW IT!"
EMPEROR: "Who's 'they'?"
VADER: "The Millennium Falcon!"
EMPEROR: "What the hell's an Aluminum Falcon?!
VADER: "some freighter!"
EMPEROR: "*sigh* Oka- okay so who's left?
VADER: "J-just me"
EMPEROR: "Are you shitting me?! Well where are you?"
VADER: "IDK I've been trying to get a signal for two weeks!"
EMPEROR: "Wait a sec, you've been flying around for 2 weeks trying to get a signal? Ugh, you must smell like feet wrapped in leathery burnt bacon!"
VADER: "WELL NO SHIT YOU FOUND ME BURNT UP WITH NO LIMBS ON MUSTAFAR!
EMPEROR: "Oh oh oh, Im sorry, i thought my "dark lord of the sith" could protect a small thermal exhaust port that only two meter wide! THAT THING WASNT EVEN FULLY PAID OFF YET! Do you- do you have any idea what this is going to do to my credit?"
*phone rings*
EMPEROR: "Ugh hang on I got another call...*changes line* WHAT IM VERY BUSY RIGHT NOW!"
BUD: "Uh hey man me and the guys just going to get lunch. You want something?"
EMPEROR: "oh... oh well- well are they going?"
BUD: "Subway"
EMPEROR: "oh. alright uh. just get me a turkey club."
BUD: Aight. What side?
EMPEROR: "Uhh coleslaw I guess, I-Im not even gonna eat it"
BUD: "Aight"
EMPEROR: "W-wha- what are you getting?"
BUD: "A BLT."
EMPEROR: "Ah you see I always order the wrong thing"
BUD: "Well I'll get you one instead of the turkey."
EMPEROR: "No, no, no I'll just stick with that. Okay by-"
BUD: "Drink?"
EMPEROR: "Wait what?
BUD: "What do ya want to drink?"
EMPEROR: "oh uh cherry coke"
BUD: "Got it. Be back in 20"
EMPEROR: Thanks *changes line back to vader* sorry bout that...
VADER: "We could rebuild it."
EMPEROR: "What?"
VADER: "Just rebuild it?"
EMPEROR: "Oh oh "just rebuild it"? Oh- real- real fucking original! And who's gonna give me a loan, jackhole? You?!? You got an ATM on that Torso Lite Brite?"
VADER: "Hell I dont know! you built the damn suit!"
EMPEROR: NOW GET YOUR 7FT 2 ASTHMATIC ASS BACK HERE OR IM GONNA TELL EVERYONE WHAT A WHINY BITCH YOU WERE ABOUT PADAMANE OR PANDABEAR OR WHATEVER THE HELL HER NAME IS!"
VADER: *starts crying*
EMPEROR TO FRIENDS: "oh jeez hes crying!" *friends start laughing* "he- hey hey hey heyyy. c'mon. c'mon dont do that. just- just, look ya know I'm just dealing with a bunch of crap right now. Death Star blown up by a bunch of fucking teenagers you know? I didnt mean to snap."
VADER: "its just- its just- ive been flying for so long.."
EMPEROR: oh- oh okay lo- just- just get back here.. okay... okay...bye"
VADER: "I love you."
EMPEROR: ...I-I.... I love you too..."
This comment deserves more credit for creativity!
Somebody else did this already, but yours is great too
Personally, I like the version of this comment with Vader saying "Well maybe if you hadn't blown our budget on that oversized space station, we'd have better service, and better soldiers!"
The Mustafar thing matches the Emperor's reaction better though
Lol
"Who's gonna give me a loan, jackhole, you? You got an ATM on that torso lite-brite?"
That's where I lost it
PachaKay Killed me! It took a half-dozen times before I would not laugh insanely. Brilliant writing!
The pizza is aggressive.
+PachaKay yeah an then Padamame xD
this was a tell tale sign years ago that nerds would rise.
+PachaKay I like the Aluminum Falcon part.
This is a timeless classic. The writing is so naturally funny and his anger sounds so genuine. It's pure genius.
Every line is a pop/laugh line
Truly nostalgic
“Oh oh JUST rebuild it?! Yea real fuckin original... and who’s gonna give me a loan jack hole, you?? U got an ATM on that Torso light right?!” I swear this writing is incredible! That part kills me everytime XD
torso lite brite. it's an actual thing XD
I like how in this part Seth's regular voice comes out...
😄😄😄😄😉😉
RIP Credit
@@MetalBassist666”Do you have any idea what will happen to my credit?”
This probably wasnt too far off from Palpatine's actual reaction
Yeah telling Vader to get his 7ft2 ashmatic ass back to Courisaunt and threatening to tell everyone what a whiny bitch he is.
Shinwen Chen you’re exactly right
Hey I'd be pissed too if a project I spent almost 20 years and a LOT of cash on got blown up before it was fully paid off and would most likely lash out at my right hand man for failing to protect it.
This would probably be Palpatine's internal reaction to the death star's destruction.
This entire sketch is canon to Star Wars and nobody can tell me otherwise. Especially “Go for papa Palpatine
So I threw the _Senate_ at him.
*_THE WHOLE SENATE_*
Wouldn't he just have to leap at someone?
HE IS THE SENATE
True story
Charlotte E I realized that he’s referring to Yoda, when he threw senate boxes at him in Episode III.
How does somebody throw themselves
"In the case of 19 year old Rey, Palpatine, You are The Grandfather!!"
0:32
He hasn’t payed child support for at least 20 years too! That’s gonna cost way more than the Death Star!
I saw a Star Wars vine like that
@@danceymetal172 you’d think he would also pay to get surgery to make himself look younger. Idk
@@danceymetal172 Vergil sends his regards lol
Prequel trilogy is not apart of Star Wars
Since there’s no record of Palpatine’s dealings between scenes, and George Lucas personally gave Seth permission to do the Family Guy parodies and this, there is no proof this ISN’T canon.
Just the words that I wanna read!
This is true.
This is the way
Family Guy and Robot Chicken are made by two different Seths. Although the Seth that voices Palpatine is the one that made Family Guy.
@@edwinkjellzahn Seth Green also voices Chris IIRC
"What do you mean they blew up the death star?"
Seriously one of the greatest lines in TV history.
What the hell is an aluminum falcon?
"Who's 'THEY'?"
The "well where are you??" line gets me evertime 😂😂
"A bunch of damn teenager's blew up the Death Star..."
I'm dyin'!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
How many times, though..?
Can't believe it. Palpatine just feels so relatable. He's an old man just trying to run an empire, but so many random things just keep getting in the way.
Like prison architect
@@EveryoneElseIsWeirdImNormal exactly like prison architect
I'm not weird everyone else is weird and I'm normal that name tho
I know right?
Don’t you hate it when your enormous space station gets blown up by a bunch of teenagers?
If you find this relatable you got issues no offense
I love how THIS is considered more canon than the sequel trilogy.
It is.
I hope that this scene appears uncensored
What sequel trilogy💀💀💀
The sequel trilogy is garbage and I consider it non canon!
Well this scene actually has the characters act in character.
I think the funniest thing about this is that it implies the Death Star wasn't a government-funded weapon, but something Palpatine put in his own name.
The Senate actually put money on it, last time I checked
@@nelsonalexanderjimenez8120 did you watch the video before writing that? I'm sure there are couple of jokes you missed.
Well, it was so secret that even many Imperials didn’t know about the Death Star project (let alone most of the galaxy). I imagine Palatine would have (at least partially) funded the project himself through various means.
I like how his voice switches between Quagmire, Peter and Stewie
Yup Seth Mcfarlane at his best
I dont hear Peter's voice, but I do hear quagmire and stevie's voice in it. What part can you hear Peter's voice?
@@aaronjohnson7175 Peter's voice starts a little after he goes "Oh just rebuild it?!?!"
and Mr. Pewterschmidt
And Brian and Tom tucker
I want to see Vader's side of this. Like him pulling up to a gas station and walking up to a payphone and sighing before making the call, maybe being accosted by a junky/homes guy while on hold and choking them with the force.
Also drops like three quarters one going down the sewer drain
I can literally imagine this in my head and can’t stop laughing
@Anakin Skywalker CW having a breakdown like nickocado avocado
Chock full o' Force
I honestly imagined him just still spinning around in space as he makes the call
*“Death Star blown up by a couple of teenagers.”*
Sounds like something a villain from Scooby Doo would say…
"And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling rebels and your dumb wookie!"
I love one-sided phone calls, but they have to be done right. This one is done super well 😄 Especially the lunch one.
Always loved ur vid, sauceman!
You can tell the bois went out to Panera Bread or something and asked if he wanted anything so they can have their assistant bring it to his office
This needs to just be accepted as cannon.
I’m going to go out of limb and say it shouldn’t, if only because there’s no way Palpatine would not have known about the Death Star’s destruction until two weeks later.
That project was his baby; he had been building it for ~20 years, and (by the events of ANH) was *just* being finished. *AND* it was going after a newly located rebel base. Palpatine would want updates by the hour. At the very least, the radio silence would make him suspicious immediately.
BlackCover95 your being that copypasta commenter aren’t you
Foxy central lounge If it’s appropriate, I’ll reuse it. What’s the point of typing a new comment for the same subject? I wrote it once; I can use it again.
BlackCover95 no shame, no shame. Just you people are rare these days
@@elpollo7079 Jeez he's crying hahaha
This is canon now. Period. Anyone who says otherwise can leave
What about Joe?
RocketMan
Huh?
Joseph Iorio what about Joe?
RocketMan
What do you mean? Whats what about Joe
Joe mama
It's funnier when you realize Palpatine has been working with Padme for a decade and never bothered to remember her name.
To be fair, he probably knew her more as queen/senator Amidala lol.
Woman 🤮🤠🤠🤮
"Wait a minute, you're telling me you've been flying around for two weeks, trying to get a signal?"
I like how he says this like he's trying to suggest that Vader is being stupid, when it implies that he, Palpatine, Emperor of the Galaxy, with all the information in the galaxy at his fingertips, was somehow oblivious to the fact that the Death Star, and the Empire's economy along with it, exploded until Vader called and told him about it 2 weeks later.
Well, it was a secret base, and Vader was his point of contact while they were doing what was probably routine but secret maneuvers while preparing to unveil it. Never once doubted this to be a plausible situation
Yeah, the funniest part is that he is being treated like an uncaring patron of a small business instead of THE emperor.
Just change the Death Star with... I don't know... a hot dog cart.
Disney: how are you going to fix the sequels?
JJ Abrams: hol up let me make a call...
Palpatine: "Go for Papa palpatine!"
Now Anakin died for nothing.
I got beat by a aluminum falcon
Palpatine: "Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Slow down......Huh? What do you mean you destroyed Star Wars canon? Oh! *BLEEP! BLEEP! BLEEP!* "
Disney: Oh oh just revive him? Yea real fucking original. And who’s gonna write it, jack hole, you?
Crian: " its over JJ, I've ruined this trilogy"
J.J. : " you underestimate my power...."
Crian : " don't try it "
"Padamamé or Pandabear or whatever the hell her name is" 😂😂😂
The "pandabear" line, f*cks me up every time!
💀💀💀💀😅😅😅😅
Her name was definitely Panda Bear
My 1000 like!
Oh jeez, he's crying!
“Oh, oh. Just rebuild it”
Gets me every freaking time lmao 😂
I love how he tries to calm down after getting the news when he sighs and asks who’s left and then immediately gets pissed again 🤣🤣🤣🤣
And that's exactly what he attempted 2 movies later 😂
So... lemme get this straight, Palpatine could predict pretty much every outcome of the future but he could not predict a bunch of teenagers blowing up a hovering golf ball? Ok then.
"Pride goeth, before a fall"...
A Small moon sized Golf ball
"I'm sorry, I thought my Dark Lord of the Sith could protect a small thermal exhaust port that's only two meters wide."
"I'm sorry, I thought my Dark Lord of the Sith could protect a small thermal exhaust port that's only two meters wide."
Yeah, Vader really fucked up royal...
It was mainly Tarkin's fault. Vader was the only one who was even focused on stopping the rebel pilots
Nathan Ruetten Tarkin wasn't really in a position to stop Luke. Nor did he share the one thing that could really pose a challenge: an innate piloting ability driven by Force-sensitivity.
Of course Palpatine would blame Vader regardless, just to anger him. To be fair, Vader blaming the dead guy seems a little convenient.
@MarxistJediist - Read up on the story. Tarkin could've sent out the station's full force of Tie-Fighters, but he didn't out of arrogance. In the movie all that went out were the pilots under Darth Vader's command, Black Squadron.
Ral I'm pretty aware of what happened, thanks. I'm sure Tarkin's thought process wasn't too far from the Emperor's on this. I mean really, sending Vader out is the equivalent of sending HOW MANY "typical" TIE pilots?
Damn it, Vader screwed up, no matter how many excuses y'all make for him!
MarxistJediist
Vader is still only one pilot. He was down in the trenches with 2 of his guardsman. Only 6 Ties were left to engage the dozens of rebel pilots (who were in much better equipped ships). Not to mention, Luke was among them.
Tarkin should've down the smart thing and simply deployed an all out attack. There's nothing to lose.
“So who’s left?”
“ARE YOU SHITTING ME!?”
That’s funny shit right there
Hantai source
True
😂😂😂😂😂
Vader: Only me.
I would imagine Tarkin would get the full blame if he survived since he allegedly was put in charge of the station
0:47 A little bit of quagmire slipped out right there.
Same voice actor.
0:32 Palpatine reaction is just hilarious 🤣
I Just love how the Emperor gets a random Phone call from a Stormtrooper asking him what he wants for lunch in the middle of his rant to Vader XD
Why would a stormtrooper have the Emperors phone number?
gametime x3 Because they're loyal to the emperor? And it's probably just isn't any random, its most likely Gary the Stormtrooper XD
Captain23rd Gaming "My Lord" ......"Go fuck yourself"
Sirius Black Lol xD
Sirius Black Awww.
"I love you too" whispered. Always gets me
🤣🤣🤣....that's me when my girlfriend is on the phone with me and I'm with my buddies watching a football game...
@@Bruce.-Wayne dude that's me with one of my bros when I'm with my girl, it's hilarious since he to got a girl and they just dont understand why we do it😂😂😂
@@darthrevan5609 LMAO
Same! 😂
Whoever had the idea to cast Seth MacFarlane for this was a genius
When Macfarlane created Family guy, he got Seth Green to voice Chris. So when Seth Green created Robot Chicken, Macfarlane returns the favor.
Thought it was him. Sounded like a Chris/Stewie hybrid.
@@coyrex1250he sounded more like quagmire to me
@@SteveDe935 i realize I totally meant Quagmire/stewie. No idea why i said Chris
"Oh, I'm sorry, I thought my Dark Lord of the Sith could protect a small thermal exhaust port that's only two meters wide! That thing wasn't even fully paid off yet!"
I demand that Palpatine being like this whenever he doesn’t have to maintain appearances that much to be canon
You get nothing.
well after watching rise of Skywalker (horribly inaccurate title by the way) it appears that "cannon" doesn't even matter!
@@liamdalemon1525 That means this is cannon then.
@@DaemonPrince I guess we can appreciate the sequels now right?
@@excusezmoi9823 no
That helpless and frustrated delivery of "Who's they?!" gets me every time.
I didn't know what it was about that that made me laugh so hard until you put it into words. Thank you so much! XD
My favorite line.
"So who is left? Are you sh!ttin' me?!"
Well where are you?
Gerald King wait a sec you’ve been flying around for two weeks trying to get a signal??
1:51 I honestly feel more bad for Vader than I do Palpatine
2:11 "death star blown up by a bunch of fucking Teenagers" makes me laugh every time
Palpatines reaction to the death stars destruction [ Legends]
No, in Legends, he cut off Vader's hand and placed him under house arrest. This is the Robot Chicken universe, so it's a secondary universe.
[CANON]*
In Canon, Palpatine demoted Vader and put him under the command of General Tagge.
This be canon
Lance Curry how much is disney paying you to ruin this?
"Who's theeey?" - Pretty much sums up how Palpatine felt about the Rebel Alliance.
“What the hell is an Aluminum Falcon?!”
"Death Star blown up by a bunch of ****ing teenagers."
"Wait a sec, you've been flying around for 2 weeks trying to get a signal?"
"God, it must smell like feet wrapped in burnt leathery bacon in there"
Two things I love about this: 1: “Go for Papa Palptine.” 😂
2: the old school telephone call incoming ping 😂
I've certainly seen Robot Chicken episodes that make fun of Jesus Christ. It's true that I've never seen a deviant art that depicts Jesus vs. Popeye.
The funniest thing part is when he goes “Who’s they???” Cause it pretty much implies he had no idea there is a Rebellion against him 🤣
Palpatine: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE REBELS GOT THE PLANS BECAUSE A DOOR JAMMED?
snakes3425 Palpatine:WELL IF YOU WERENT HAVING FUN YOU COULD OF GOT THOSE PLANS YOU BIG BLACK ROBOT!
Chase Baxter WELL WHAT ARE YOU STANDING AROUND FOR GOT AFTER THEM!!!!
Palpatine: OH OH DIRECTER KRENNIC KNEW THAT THE DEATH STAR'S ARCHITECT WAS A REBEL SYMPATHIZER, AND I'M ONLY JUST NOW FINDING OUT ABOUT THIS. OKAY OKAY DO WE STILL HAVE A COPY OF THE PLANS. WHAT DO YOU MEAN TARKIN BLEW UP THE ARCHIVES ON SCARIF? FUCK OH FUCK FUCK FUCK. WELL WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THIS PHONE? GET YOUR 7'2" ASTHMATIC ASS AFTER THOSE REBELS, AND TELL TARKIN THAT IF HE DOESN'T WANT TO BE DEMOTED TO JANITORIAL SERVICE, AND HAVING THE ENTIRE GALAXY LEARN THAT HE WEARS PINK BUNNY SLIPPERS WHEN HE'S OFF DUTY, HE'LL CHECK EVERY MILLIMETER OF THE DEATH STAR FOR SABOTAGE!!!!!
snakes3425 No joke but I want a Robot Chicken clip for that. I actually read that in Seth MacFarlane's Palpatine reaction voice.
snakes3425
Best part: "What the hell is an aluminium falcon!?"
Yess!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Yeah, Seth McFarlane killed it with his delivery on that XD
KamikaziFailure_ Straight, dummy. I remember this almost 11 years ago. Maybe EVEN almost 12 years ago. Son, that’s when I was nine when I first saw this.
They need to make a new Special Edition of A New Hope, where this is included as an after-credit scene.
I would buy it.
Well they did release it in Cannon huge reveal in fortnite, so who knows what's on the table.
For me Is an actually post creduta After the liberation of Lothal with the Battle of Yavin 4
@@tinobemellow Well i would like to see Luke helps Sabine To takes care of baby Jacen
This is more Canon than Disney sequels. XD
WHO’S THEY?!?! WHAT THE HELL IS AN ALUMINUM FALCON?!?! will never not make me laugh
I wish we could get Ian McDiarmott to sit down and do this on a stage one day. That'd be legendary
Do it*
Dew it
Dew it
Dew it.
I can just imagine him saying "What the hell is an aluminum falcon?"
I cannot wait for Robot Chicken to make fun of the new Star Wars films xD
if Disney will let them, greedy corporate fucks won't let anyone say star wars withput suing them anymore..hate them so much
+Mariofan 1985 in the deal, George Lucas made sure that Disney would allow fan made creations without blocking and/or suing them.
+Tiggertagtak20 yeah and Brutus promised ceaser he'd be safe, pharaoh promised Moses he and his people could go free, and we were promised new beginnings by Obama TWICE...promises will always be broken and nothing good comes from trusting ''the mouse''
+Mariofan 1985 and Bush did 9/11
+Mariofan 1985 You just said, "Star Wars"...You'll be hearing from our lawyers.
Sincerely, Disney
"do you have any idea what this is going to do my credit" has got to be the greatest line in robot chicken history
"So I threw the Senate at him, the whole Senate, true story!" Gets me everytime!
I fucking lost it when Palpatine said
"Oh just Rebuild it!? Oh Real fucking original!"
johnstjohn1987 Unfortunately, after my idea for a junction box in hyperspace that would connect the heart of every major sun to the heart of every other major sun and thus destroy the Galaxy in a gigantic supernova was rejected, nobody could come up with any better ideas so we just went with Death Star 2.
Should got of estimates lmao
johnstjohn1987 i
I love how whoever wrote this was very into Star Wars lore - the guy next to Mas Amedda is Sate Pestage. He doesn’t have a speaking role in the movies but he’s one of Palpatine’s closest confidants and part of the ruling council. Nice touch there!
Also his life long friend. He knew about Sheev's whole plot since they were young. He even met Plagueis.
I’m pretty sure he is in episode six, but he just like nods a few times and then his role in the movie is over. Unless that’s a different person. Pestage might actually have been the one to take over coruscant after palpatines death now that I think about it.
Very nice touch indeed!
Although I think that's supposed to be Sim Aloo.
Actually, if I remember right, plagueis got young palpatine to hire pestage to kill palps best friend, who was also a political enemy of them
Thanasis Nerf You remember correct! He also joins Palpatine in saving Plaguis from an assassination attempt.
Palpatine after the Bad Batch series finale:
"What do you mean they killed Hemlock?"
Who's they????
What the hell is a bad batch???..
What you had the beast there too, and it escaped
Vader crying was very unreal.
I would literally be on the floor crying if that Death Star took a toll on my credit score like that...
"oh jeez he's crying!"
I died.
WillRock07 hey hey don't do that I'm just dealing with a lot of veal right now death star blown up by a,lot,of fucking teenagers
This sketch never gets old, I could watch it over and over again
Same
Agreed
I've lost count
Zachary Feinstein, an economist at Washington University in St. Louis calculated the cost of building a Death Star at $193 quintillion. He further estimated the destruction of the Death Star would have set back the galactic economy by up to 30%.
Ouch that must've been devastating
Still wonder how they got the funds for a second one
The fact that he still apologizes to vader for cutting him off
PAPA Palpatine
They knew
It all makes sense now!
At this point in the timeline he surely knew that his granddaughter had been born...
@@AlejoConejo-vb8ln Ummm... She wouldn't be born for another 20 years. He had already made a clone of himself in the form of his son by now though.
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The question is, at what period of time did he manage to get some? When he was still a Naboo senator?
Rogue One didn't only destroyed the Death Star, it also destroyed the Emperor's credit
hereLiesThisTroper Wouldn't it be seen as a manufacturing defect?
VigilanteAgumon it could but it would seem the Emperor didn't pay for extended warranty.
Lord Omega Death Star was inside job
It really should have hurt Director Kremnick's credit but he was dead at that point.
Luis D. THANK YOU
Some villains go with the stereotypical "it's all according to plan" or "Nevermind, that won't stop us" even though they've lost like millions of dollars worth of property. This version of Palpatine has away more genuine because he knows he'll have to replace the Death Star.
Palpatine: I'd still have my Death Star... if not for those meddling kids... and that Wookie too!
Quagmire makes a really good sith lord.
I KNEW IT and btw it's stewie too so :T
mlggamelife andmemes its seth Mcfarlene and you know he plays like %50 of the people on family guy right
yes
+Knight Solaire of Astora Darth Giggidy
“Oh my god my god” lol🤡👌😎
Who else is here for the 10 year anniversary of this masterpiece?
The great funguy this is my favorite skit that they've ever done
I am a day late but I didn’t even know it was the 10 year anniversary of this glorious masterpiece of comedic art
12 years, not 10.
I am here for the papa papatine line foreshadowing The Rise of Skywalker.
It just showed up in my feed
Palpatine: Hey Vader, I want you to train the younglings to be inquisitors... Huh... What do you mean you just killed all the younglings?... f***** OH F*****... Who’s they?... What the hell is a Babble Yoda?
Thanos: Haha so I reprogrammed her into defeating an entire army singlehandedly. Haha an entire army! True story...
Ebony Maw: Oh my god that is so funny.
Corvus Glaive: Haha make it come out of my no-ose! XD
*phone rings*
Thanos: Go for Stepfather Thanos.
Dial Tone: You have a direct call from - Loki, the Rightful King of Asgard!
Thanos: Let me take this, hold up. Loki! how's my favorite Asgardian? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, just slow down. Huh? What do you mean, they got my Scepter and Tesseract? FUCK! Ah, FUCK, FUCK, FUUUUUUCK!!! Who's "THEY"?! WHAT THE HELL IS A HUNK?! *exasperated sigh while facepalming* Okay, okay, okay, so where are they? ARE YOU SHITTING ME?! Where are you right now? Wait a sec, you rotted in prison for months, your brother let you out, you got a new stone for me, and all you did was play dead and impersonate your daddy just to fool him? Uh, your dead body must've smelled like frozen steak wrapped up in gold foil! Oh, oh, I-I'm sorry, I thought the God of Mischief would have the Scepter the hole time and guard the Tesseract opening a wormhole that's 20 meters wide! WHY DID YOU LEAVE THEM BEHIND AND RUN INTO THE BATTLEFIELD THE WHOLE TIME?! Do you have-do you have any idea what this is going to do with my plans?
*phone rings*
Uh, hold on, I got another call. WHAT?! I'M VERY BUSY RIGHT NOW! Oh, they got me a new stone, huh? So what-so where are they going right now? Alright, um, give me a shawarma. Uh, tzatziki sauce I guess. I mean, I'm not even gonna eat it. Alright, so what are you getting? You see, I always ordered the wrong thing. No, no, no, I'll just stick with that. Alright, bye-wh-what? Oh, uh, a Sprite. Thanks.
*switches back to Loki*
Sorry about that. *sighs* What? Oh, oh, just do it myself?! That's a better fucking plan! And who's gonna find me my Gauntlet, jackhole?! You? You got a mothership on those golden sheep horns?! NOW GET THAT CUBE OUT OF THE VAULT AND TELEPORT YOUR FROZEN, VAMPIRE-LOOKING ASS BACK HERE OR I'M GONNA TELL EVERYONE WHAT A WHINY BITCH YOU WERE ABOUT ODARAMA, OR OPI, OR WHATEVER THE HELL YOUR FATHER'S NAME WAS!! *hand over mouth* Oh, geez he's crying! *chuckle* Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, come on, come on, don't do that. Just-just look, I'm just dealing with a bunch of crap right now. Mothership getting nuked by a bunch of fucking humans, you know? I didn't mean to snap. Alright, alright, just get back here. I-you-I love you too.
*hangs up the phone*
😂😂😂
Good one!
Didn't mean to "snap" XD was that a pun intended
@@doctorstrangesupreme8617 Nope. It was not intended. But great one! lol
@@thenicotinamide5234 ;)
"The death star blown up by a bunch of f*cking teenagers!" - Palpatine (Seth McFarlane) ad. 2009
Jerome Ackermann "And I would have gotten away with it if not for those meddling kids!"
Cast Iron Chaos and the wookie.
pikppa and their two droids and ewoks to
Nasir Francillon Yeah. And the ghost of Obi-Wan too.
pikppa and the ghost of yoda
This is all cannon in my mind.
“What the hell is an aluminum falcon!”
"How did Palpatine react to the Death Star's destruction?"
Google: He was very disappointed
Bing:
1:13 never thought that would be relatable until now.
If Disney releases another special edition "A New Hope," there should be a post-credit scene in which Ian McDiarmid recites this scene so it can be inducted into canon.
Oh star wars Gods, i would actually pay to see this
I'd imagine Palpatine wouldn't order a turkey sandwich since as far as we know, turkeys don't exist in that galaxy. Maybe a duck sandwich from Naboo since ducks do live there.
@@mhill781 there must be at least one planet where do turkeys live in the galaxy with millions of worlds! at least i want to believe in it since i want to see palpatine eating turkey sandwich xd
maybe this would work in something more comedy focused like Rebels or the clone wars or something like that
So canon immigration?
“So I threw the senate at him. The whole senate, true story”
So Palpatine threw himself?
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Technically yes
Exactly! I don't believe that story either.
Nah, he was throwing Ani's portable Senate building seat
I'm the senate
All these years later and the “just rebuild it” line gets me everytime
The call about the lunch order is hilarious. I’ve been in meetings where that exact thing happens. They get so wrapped up in what they want to eat, they almost forget there’s a meeting going on, and you just sit there like “seriously”? Lol.
Just that he stopped the ass chewing to order lunch was genius.
I just love the idea that Emperor Palpatine, absolute ruler of the galaxy, has to wait for whenever some office drone decides to run to the deli in order to get his lunch😁
So does anyone else headcanon that it's Thrawn on the other line getting the takeout? XD
It's a celebratory "I fucking told you so" meal
@@cynicat74Thrawn: *cough TIE Defenders cough*
@@Jason-El Heyyyyyy, no shit, Sherlock. This was made long before that was even a thing.
@@Jason-El Yeah he went out for lunch
Yesss
0:21 - George Lucas: J.J., how's my favorite man? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Just slow down. Huh? What do you mean Episode IX received mixed reviews? (bleep) Oh- (bleep, bleep, bleep) Mixed reviews? Why the hell did it get a 50% on Rotten Tomatoes? Okay, so what's next? Are you- (bleep) me? Well, what happened? Wait a second, you're saying that the Battle of Exegol scene actually just changed? Oh, it must look like a planet with blue and lightning rather than the sun. Oh, oh, oh, I'm sorry. I thought Colin Trevorrow could direct Episode IX that should've been good. The budget wasn't even fully paid off yet! Do you have any idea what this is gonna do to my career? (his phone rings and he groans) Hold on, I have a phone call. (answers the phone) What? I'm very busy right now. Oh. Sorry about that. Didn't mean to threat. All right. I'd like a stuffed crust pizza with sausages. Uh, cinnamon sticks, I guess. I think that'll just do. So what's it gonna be? No, see, I just order the wrong pizza. No, no, no, I'll just stick with that. Okay, bye. What? Oh, uh, Diet Pepsi. Thanks. (hangs up) Sorry about that. (sighs) What? Oh, just release the director's cut? Oh, yeah, well, real- (bleep) original. And who's gonna give me money, jackass, you? You got a lot of money in the money bag? Now get your seven foot two asthmatic ass back here or I'm gonna tell everyone what a whiny bitch you were about Armageddon or Super 8 whatever the hell he directed. Oh, geez, he's crying! Hey, hey, hey, hey, come on. Come on, don't do that. Just listen, you know, I'm dealing with a lot of crap right now. Episode IX received mixed reviews, you know? I didn't mean to snap. Oh, just come back here. Okay, okay. Bye I... Yes, I... I love you too.
I would be angry too if my ultimate weapon that took approximately 20 years to be built be destroyed in one day
I lost it at “oh jeez he’s crying”
I can't really imagine Vader crying... 😂
Lance Curry really? He’s an emotional wreck. He cried plenty of times just in the prequels. “Noooooooooooo”
What I mean is sobbing. I've never heard Vader begin to sob like a little baby. Maybe half-sad half-angry growling and the aformentioned "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!", but not sobbing.
@@lancecurry7538 I mean vader by definition is cripplingly depressed, even george lucas confirmed it himself.
@@alduinthuri1055 still we've never seen or even heard about vader just crying outloud like a child
I want someone to show this to Ian McDiarmid.
toddsmitts I attended a comic con a couple years ago, where Ian McDiarmid was present for a QnA, and I personally asked him to say the line “what the hell is an Alluminum Falcon” after somebody else asked if he saw this skit. He happily obliged, and the entire audience laughed and applauded. One of my proudest Star Wars fan moments.
@@gregarious1 should have recorded a vid
@@wizandsquiggytheguineapigs2996 Don't bring up my only regret of that entire comic con XD
@@gregarious1 must be bigger than Vader's regrets on his life
@Rob T I know it happened, I don't need a video to prove it to you....Rob T.
“You have any idea what this is gonna do to my credit?!” This clip will never not be gold 🤣🤣☠️
In the *Lego Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga,* it shows *Darth Vader* gets his *TIE fighter* knocked out when the *Death Star* exploded…
_But it will never top this one._
Snoke: Hello?
Kylo Ren: Master they blew up Star Killer Base!!
Snoke: What?!? What do you mean blew up? That fuckers the size of a planet!! Fuck! Fuck Fuck Fuck!!!
Kylo Ren: I'm sorry Master but they were too strong.
Snoke: They? Who the fuck is they?
Kylo Ren: A little girl who chopped off my limbs, a Stormtrooper who almost beat me in a lightsaber battle, my father Han Solo, and a Wookie.
Snoke: Shit. Han was there? Wait a second. You were beaten by a little girl? Was she well trained?
Kylo Ren: No master. She never even used a lightsaber before and she just "learned" the force hours before fighting me.
Snoke: Are you shitting me? What the fuck man!! How the fuck do you lose to her when you apparently killed Luke's Padawans? Were they crippled or something?
Kylo Ren: Master I....
Snoke: NO shut the fuck up!! I don't want to hear it!! Now get you little ass back here or I'll tell the whole First Order how you pray to a Darth Vader mask like a Virgin Star Wars Cosplaying Anakin reject!
LMFAO Bravo!
darthstarkiller1912
Thank you!
This would make a hilarious Robot Chicken skit.
+Eric D. Just wrote "What if Episode 7 was actually Good"
+sinisterbee Right? All he got was knick on the arm from Finn and a slash across the fact from Rey, but nothing was cut off.
The greatest sketch in Robot Chicken's history.
I agree....I used to have it saved on my DVR and it went bad and just came to RUclips to fund it.....RUclips Rocks
this is a sketch?
Idk that Starkiller one is hilarious too
Oh, oh, just rebuild it? 🤣😂
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“So i threw the senate at him, the WHOLE senate” is the best comedic double entendre 😂 he threw the senate at him and the Jedi legally and literally at yoda 👌
This clip and parody is more cannon than any of the Disney Star Wars combined.
I love how palpatine jokes about his fight with yoda😂
I never got that till the moment I saw your comment xD
I thought he was talking about mace windu because “I am the senate”
*the whole Senate!*
It would have been so much funnier if the Senate had actually been in session when the fight started. Can you imagine the screams and the panic? Lol
@@lenengquist592 Seriously? How you miss that? Do you even star wars bro? (I'm joking. I dont care)
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought my Dark Lord of the Sith could protect a small thermal exhaust port that's only two meters wide! That thing wasn't even fully paid off yet!
And u thought your credit problems r bad! I'm sure Palpy's credit score is around 10 if it could go that low.
That, "oh geez he's crying! Heh, heh, heh" line gets me every time. 🤣
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1:56 "Padamame or Panda Bear or whatever the hell her name is!"
in a galaxy of holograms, they still use phones.
+Tristan Hartup Well yeah.
Imagine you're in the future, let's say 100 years from now. Everyone has a holophone and everyone is fully capable of seeing each other's faces when you're calling.
Would you TRULY want to see how pissed off your idiot friend who you just described the pyramid sceme he fell for is?
And what about privacy concerns? I'm sure there will still be plain old non-picture phone functions in the future.
+Tristan Hartup Because phone-sex operators don't want to know what you're doing while you're listening.
+s1lverdrag07 everybody is fully capable of seeing each other faces when calling now. but 99% of phone calls are still normal phone calls without camera.
search Vader calls the emperor to see why
+Tristan Hartup In my opinion, it makes this even funnier.
what the hell is an aluminum falcon
HardModeGaming and I'll tell everyone how much u were a whiny bitch about panda bear or whatever her name is
Brandon Dowdy oh jeez he's crying
Tigerguy 101 rebuild it? that's real original how about you bring back ur 7 foot mechanical ass back here
I'm crying 😂🤣
“You have an ATM in that torso lite-brite of yours?”
0:53 this is his own fault, he gave Vader an outdated suit so he is not stronger than the emperor himself.
This is why I drink Cherry Coke LOL