How Palpatine Reacted to the Death Star's Destruction
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"Oh you are the Chosen one, Vader. Chosen to be the one responsible!"
20+ years since mustufa and he is still getting burned.
Rolling on the floor laughing 🤣
DCdabest Don’t do my Lord like that.
*Mustafar
Mustufa was betrayed by his brother Scar
@@naterk9460 *Mufasa
"I thought my Dark Lord of the Sith could protect a small thermal exhaust port that's only TWO METERS WIDE!"
"Oh, I'm sorry, I thought my Dark Lord of the Sith could protect a small thermal exhaust port that was only 2 meters wide."
Do you have any idea what this is gonna do to my credit?
@@randomhuman2602 "Hang on, I got another call..."
Roger Roger WHAT? I’M VERY BUSY RIGHT NOW? Oh. Well where are they going? Get me a Turkey Club.
Epic_Minecrafter uhhhh coleslaw I guess, I’m not even gonna eat it
@@patrickbateman4258 what are you getting?
Palpatine: Oh, "just rebuild it"? Real f***ing original! And who's gon a give me a lone, jackhole, you? You got an ATM on that torso lite brite?!
NOW GET YOUR 7'2'' ASTHMATIC ASS BACK HERE, OR I'M GONNA TELL EVERYONE WHAT A WHINY _BITCH_ YOU WERE ABOUT PADAMAME, OR PANDA BEAR, OR WHATEVER THE HELL HER NAME IS!
@@lancecurry7538 "Oh jeez,he's crying!"
* loan
@@rogerroger5283 Hey hey hey, don't do that. C'mon.
@@Megadeth7811 I didn't mean to snap
"What the hell is an alluminum falcon?"
Honest Happy Hater It's a cargo transporter
Honest Happy Hater lol
Rick The Gamer he's quoting robot chicken
"Who's they?"
"I..I-I, I love you too"
"what do you mean they blew up they death star! damn it! that thing wasn't even payed off yet!"
jcoronet2000 robot chicken lmao
Who's"they"?
jcoronet2000 you need death star insurance
James Condon ok who is left
Build another one, do you know what that thing cost! Do you have an ATM machine in that chest.... Oh great, now he's crying.
“So I revived him and now I torture him to speed up the process!!!”
“You revived him?”
“Yes, and now he shall make our death star bett-“
“You... revived HIM! AND NOT PADME!!”
“... right”
You mean Padamamé or Pandabear or whatever she is called?
*Vader starts crying*
Fumpf you ugly dwarf
Princess Armadillo, as my father calls her.
@@MatmoeLP Padmé Amidala, you lout.
"Oh, oh, just rebuild it? Yeah real fuckin original. And who's gonna give me a loan jackhole? You? You got an ATM on that torso lite brite of yours?"
"Now get your seven-foot-two asthmatic ass back here or I'm going to tell everyone what a whiny bitch you were about 'Padamamay' or 'Panda Bear' or whatever the hell her name is!"
@@DCT-tt8ib Oh now he's crying!
@@DCT-tt8ib *Covers the receiver* Oh geez, he's crying. *chuckles along with the guards*
They're the government. Who's going to say no to him?
@@Quillever I love you too. Bye!
"He executed Bevil every time he felt he was slowing down"
Maybe stop killing him? You're only slowing it down more!
They really overblew the whole "kill you for the slightest slip even if it's not your fault" routine for Vader and the Emperor in the former EU canon. The EU Empire was so ridiculously vile and cruel that after a while you stopped believing anybody could genuinely support it to begin with.
yarpen26
Its mostly because of holonet control deletion of files and because most of the more cruelty is kept a secret (well they are dead) many had no idea how stupidly vile their leadership was.
Pirahna beetles?
Emp United It's not just what the public thought about it. The cadre itself knew perfectly well what befell everyone who made a mistake and that obviously influenced the quality of their work output. That's an age-old truth, long tested in the real world. Not only is killing your subordinates at a whim basically signing your own death sentence (hell, Caligula himself was axed off by his own bodyguard when the guy was fed up with the nevereding feeling of being terrorized) but people just can't function properly when it's not just their own well-being but their very _existence_ that is at stake.
Even Stalin, the crazy asshole that he was, knew better than to threaten his nuclear physicists with firing squad if their nuke tests proved unsuccessful-otherwise he would not only be on a constant shortage of people with PhD in physics but each successive attempt would be even worse than the previous one, scetched by people more occupied with thinking how to smuggle their families out of the country rather than making the damn thing work in the first place and the US would hold all the nuclear cards in their hands.
I know this trope, illogical as it is, is a fast and easy way to establish a villain in your story but by golly, did the EU overuse the living fuck out of it...
Ninja Kuma - Let's Plays, Reactions, Meme's Such is the flawed logic of the darkside most notably the sith
Canon: Palpatine was disappointed
Legends: Palpatine was fucking PISSED
Robot Chicken: Palpatine throws a hissy fit.
Legends:Palpatine showcased his displeasement in a *calm* demeanor
now: Palpatine is a bisexual man with two black children
2098: Palpatine takes a dump in the toilet gets mad at Vader and dunks his head into the toilet bowl to teach him a lesson.
@@Videomaker-pz4xm That is a fate far worse than death.
I consider the Robot Chicken version as canon...
Locke Jawe same
I think we all do dude
What the hell is an Aluminum Falcon?
Link to videos please
Same
So I threw the senate at him.
I mean, the whole senate.
True story.
Vader hows my favourite sith? Woah woah slow down! What do you mean they blew up the death star? OH F*** OH F*** F*** F***... Whos they? What the hell is an aluminium falcon?
TeleBread *** “hughhh okay, okay so, so who’s left?”
Are you shitting me? Where are you!?
Palpatine only has himself to blame. Both Vader and Thrawn warned him that there were flaws within the Death Star's design but he ignored them and as a result, the Death Star gets blown up. Luke was right when he told Palpatine that his overconfidence was his weakness.
"the blame is mine so i can put it on who i want"
-palpatine,sheev 1977
@Heart29000 😂
@Heart29000 Luke: Faith in yo mama
Everything has a weakness.
The critical design fault is that the weak spot faces a long, deep trench that protected attackers from defensive fire.
If that 1-2 meter thermal vent hole was facing away from the death star on the surface, every defensive emplacement could have put the attackers under fire.
Once you get into that trench, you've basically bypassed 99% of the defensive capabilities of the Death Star.
@@radicalspagetti7218 Palpatine: What was that?
Palpatine in legends is the very definition of spawn camping
He spawns you, kills you, and repeats as often as he desires, because fuck you, that's why.
the re: zero life without lolis 😂
SkarmX2 tru
this is one of the best comments i have ever seen
SkarmX2 This deserves ENDLESS likes.
In Disney Canon, Palpatine is very disappointed when he hears about the Death Star's destruction. He is displeased with Vader, pointing out the Dark Lord's failures and insulting him to his face. Then he demotes him and places him under the leadership of the promoted Grand General Cassio Tagge. He then makes plans for recreating the Death Star.
In Legends Canon, Palpatine is absolutely furious about the Death Star being destroyed. He has Vader placed under house arrest for his failures, and has Architect Bevel Lemelisk, the man who led the construction of the Death Star, executed. But he needs Bevel alive, so he places Bevel's consciousness in a clone body and has him lead construction on the second Death Star.
In Robot Chicken, he throws a hissy fit, and threatens to tell the galaxy how whiny Vader was about Padmé dying.
So... what does everyone else prefer? Disney Canon? Legends Canon? Or Robot Chicken?
Canon- Makes the most sense.
Legends- Over the top and forced.
Robot Chicken- The most iconic.
Lance Curry Robot Chicken is the only real one
Lost Artist It’s Palpatine, of course it’s over the top
“Go for papa palpatine”. I prefer robot chicken
Robot Chicken
My favorite part of the Legends story is that eventually the architect grew numb to all the executions. After being resurrected for the umpteenth time, he just asked Palpatine "So why did you have me dunked in molten copper?" and Palpatine was like "That's just what the smelters were using that week."
And told his New Republic captors to make his death right.
Lol that's fucking gold
And then, when the Rebels had him executed for his crimes, he wearily asked them to "do it right this time."
@@davidhamilton6883 no, it's copper
"Uhhh I don't know I'm not even gonna eat it."
"Oh, Cherry Coke."
"Thanks"
"Sorry about dat.."
Just rebuild it? Real fuckin original and who’s gonna give me a loan jackhe
Harrison Hatton YOU? YOU GOT AN ATM ON THAT TORSO LITE BRITE?! NOW GET YOU 7’2 ASTHMATIC ASS BACK HERE OR I’M GONNA TELL EVERYONE WHAT A WHINNEY BITCH YOU WERE ABOUT PADAMAME OR PANDA BEAR OR WHATEVER THE HELL HER NAME IS!
@@pizza-time71 ....WERE ABOUT PADAMAME OR PANDABEAR OR WHATEVER THE HELL HER NAME IS!
This comment thread healed my depression
"Call for Papa-Palpatine~! :D ... Wowowowow, slow down, slow down. ... What? ... What do you mean, "blew up the Death Star"? ... F******ck... AAAAHHH F********CK, F*CK F*********CK!! ... Who's "they"?! ... What the hell is an aluminum falcon!?"
I'm so glad this reference was made. xD
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"Oh, you are truly the chosen one, Vader. Chosen to be the one responsible."
Damn, as if being burned on mustafar was bad enough
"Get ready to learn Huttese, buddy."
Palpatine in Disney Canon: I'm not angry, just disappointed.
Palpatine in the Expanded Universe: I'm not angry, I'm Furious!
Palpatine in Canon: Whose they!? What the hell is an Aluminum Falcon!?
I thought my dark Lord of the Sith could protect a small thermal exhaust port that's only 2 meters wide
@@doominfernalgaming7195 That thing hasn't even been fully paid off yet !
"Just get a loan? Yeah, very original jack_ss."
@@rockystudiogaming You got a ATM on that torso ?!? Lite-bright ?!
@@vehx9316 Now get your seven foot two asthmatic ass back here, or I'm gonna tell everyone what a whiny bitch you were about Padamane or Panda bear or whatever the hell her name is.
"Go for Papa Palpatine."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY BLEW UP THE DEATH STAR!?!?!"
WHOSE THEY?!?! WHAT THE HELL IS AN ALUMINIUM FALCON?!?!
Zach Gilbert you have a collect call from, darth Vader.
Gahhh hold on I got another call... what I’m busy right now?!?!
Sam Grebe “Oh, well...well where are they going?”
OH JUST REBUILD IT? OH YEAH, REAL FUCKING ORIGINAL
Oh you wanna know Palpatine’s reaction?
Watch Robot Chicken.
FNaFGamer 246, So, I threw the Senate at him. *THE WHOLE SENATE.* True story.
You made milk come out my nose 🤘
@@ijustwantedausername That wasnt milk... 🤢🤢🤮
Canon Version 👎
Legends Version 👎
Robot Chicken Version 👌
Reginald Uy Hell yeah
what the hell is an aluminum falcon?
This video was literally recommended to me right after watching that Robot Chicken scene 😂
Reginald Uy Damn it Vader
RachiFam Nate yeah get me a turkey club
"Who's they!!!!???? What's an aluminium falcon!!!????"
cogtroper "i will tell everyone how much of a little bitch you were when whats her face padamana or panda bear died"
dog guy oh he’s crying
"Canon": *disappointment*
What really happened: "What do you mean they blew up the Death Star? ... *Bleep* *bleep* oh *bleep* !!"
"Go for Papa Palpatine!"
"You have a collect call from: *Krrrsh puhhhh,* Darth Vader"
He probably spewed Cherry Coke out of his nose when they first told him about it. Then he took a hot bath and cried.
What the hell is an aluminum falcon
No,he was talking with his friends,then Vader phoned him and Palpatine shouted at him.
He listened to Sarah McLachlan and cried himself to sleep.
Canon: I prefer the real reaction
Legends: I said real reaction
Robot Chicken: Perfect
Perfection*
haha robot chicken funny haha
Underrated comment. 😂
“Who’s gonna give me a loan, jackhole?”
-Palpatine, 0 BBY
Echo lmao
NOW GET YOUR 7 FOOT 2 ASTHMATIC ASS BACK HERE, OR IM GONNA TELL EVERYONE WHAT A WHINY BITCH YOU WERE ABOUT PADAMAMAY, OR PANDA BEAR, OR WHATEVER THE HELL HER NAME WAS!
@@Zachattack-nu7lr OH HE'S CRYING HEY HEY I DIDN"T MEAN TO SNAP Death Star BLOWN UP BY A BUNCH OF TEENAGERS
@@ashupashu5559 Ya know,I didnt meant to snap....
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THIS IS GONNA DO TO MY CREDIT?
Okay. This is all good. BUT, the Robot Chicken response is canon (to me).
"what the fuck is an aluminum falcon?"
"Oh, just rebuild it? Oh, that'd be real f*cking original. And who's going to give me a loan, jackhole, you? You got an ATM on that Torso lightbright? NOW GET YOUR 7'2 ASTHMATIC ASS BACK HERE OR I'LL TELL EVERYONE WHAT A WHINY BITCH YOU WERE ABOUT PADAMAME OR PANDA BEAR OR WHATEVER THE HELL HER NAME IS!"
"......"
"Oh, jeez, he's crying!"
And to me
I loved the 🏗 going on and the foreman continuously interrupting the emperor. After all we all know it was independent contractors building it as made cannon in “Clerks” (in my mind).
I'm going with Robot Chicken's version as being the accurate
lol
Dead Purple he bitched like the little bitch he is. He is one of the few fictional charachters or otherwise I think of as a bitch. I love RC for that.
"What the hell is an Aluminum Falcon?"
Do you have any idea what this is going to do to my credit?
Oh god he’s crying
"Have you any idea what this has done to my credit rating???"
Uhhh, it's Vader. Just saying his name stresses my ass. Hold on a minute, I gotta take this...VADER!!! How's my favorite Sith?!
You must smell like feet wrapped in leathery burnt bacon.
They! Who's "they"!
what do mean they blew up the deathstar? oh fuck
what the hell is an aluminium falcon?
Who's gonna give me a loan, Jack-hole? You? You got an ATM on that torso Lite-Brite?
"Go for Papa Palpatine!"
You have a call from “Darth Vader.”
@@eightnickel1513 ugh hold on I got to take this
Vader how's my favorite Sith
Toxic Shadow, Wow, wow, wow. Slow down. Huh? What do you mean they blew up the Death Star? [ Beep! ] Ah [ Beep, beep, beep! ] Who’s they? What the hell’s an aluminum falcon?
@@eightnickel1513 oka-okay so who's left, are you (beep) me, well where are you, wait a sec you've been flying for 2 weeks trying to get a signal ugh you must smell like feet wrapped in leathery burnt bacon
Toxic Shadow, I’m sorry, I thought my dark lord of the Sith can protect the exhaust port that is 2 meter wide. THAT THING WASN’T EVEN FULLY PAID OFF YET!!! Do you have any idea what this gonna do to my credit? Hang on, I got another call. WHAT, I’M VERY BUSY RIGHT NOW?!?!
“That thing wasn’t even fully paid off yet!!!”
Huh? What do you mean 'they blew up the Death Star?' (Fuck!) Oh! [slams fists on his desk] (Fuck, fuck, fuck)...Who's 'they'?! What the hell is an 'Aluminum Falcon'?! [sighs] Okay, okay, s-so who's left? Are you (shitin') me? Well where are you? Wait a sec, you've been flying around for two weeks trying to get a signal? Oh, you must smell like...feet wrapped in...leathery...burnt...bacon. [Holds phone away from ear as Vader obviously yells at him, Amedda looks shocked] Oh, oh, oh, I'm sorry I thought my Dark Lord of the Sith could protect a small thermal exhaust port that's only two meters wide. That thing wasn't even fully paid off yet! Do you have - do you have any idea what this is gonna do to my credit? [phone rings] Ah, hang on, I've got another call. [switches line] What?! I'm very busy right now!...Oh. Oh, we-well where're they going? Oh. Alright, um, just get me a Turkey Club. Uh, Cole Slaw, I guess. I-I'm not even gonna eat it. W-w-what're you getting? [Amedda pats his knee as Aloo checks his watch] No, see, I-I always order the wrong thing. No, no, no, I'll just stick with that. Okay, bye - wait, what? Oh, a Cherry Coke. Thanks. [switches back to Vader] Sorry about that. [sighs]...what? Oh-oh, 'just rebuild it'? Oh, yeah, re-real fucking original. And who's gonna give me a loan, jackhole, you? Y-you got an ATM on that torso Lite-Brite? Now get your seven foot two asthmatic ass back here or I'm gonna tell everyone what a whiny bitch you were about 'Padamamay' or 'Panda Bear' or whatever the hell her name is!...Oh geez, he's crying! Heh, heh, heh...[Aloo and Amedda silently laugh]...Hey, hey, hey, hey, c'mon. C'mon, don't do that. Just, just, look, ah, y'know, I'm dealing with a lot of crap right now. Eh, Death Star blown up by a bunch of fucking teenagers, y'know? I didn't mean to snap. [Motions to guests a gesture of 'jacking off', showing Vader's gullibility] Oh, oh, j-just get back here. Okay, okay, bye. I-yeh-I...I love you too.
ROBOT CHICKEN XD
So true though. You rarely even eat the side of cole slaw.... lol
Robot chicken when i saw this video i knew someone would say that.
...
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I'd think it went like how it did in RobotChicken.
What the hell is an aluminum falcon??
yeah, I kept thinking of that as I watched XD "aww, geez, he's crying"
"Coleslaw, I guess...I'm not even gonna eat it"
Aw I didn't pay off the payments on it!
By far my favorite version. XD It was the first thing to pop into my head when I saw the Title.
Everyone knows how he reacted. Palpatine took a call from Darth Vader and completely flipped....because the death star was built on a loan and would cause Palpatine credit score to go down. Thumbs up if you know what I'm referring to
Intergalactic finance holds the real power. The Empire is just their galactic police force.
What are you referring too?
@@galacticgambit2072 Robot Chicken, look up Robot Chicken Darth Vader calls Emperor Palpatine
@@DrewPicklesTheDark Tell that to Ray, the minimum-wage construction foreman who straight up roasted Palps in front of the other workers after he asked Ray to quiet down on the construction. The union workers hold the REAL power. Without them, how will anything get built?
@@NCRVeteranRanger well he would, but Palpatine said "sorry, no speako minimum-wageo" :v
"How Palpatine Reacted to the Death Star's Destruction" Your son blew up my WHAT!?
And that was the last time the Empire had "bring your son to work day"
Nice joke, but to be fair at this time neither of them knew who Luke was. Indeed, finding out who the pilot that blew up the Death Star was was Vader's mission right after this.
Yeah, it would have been more like ""What do you MEAN they blew it up? WHO'S THEY?!? What the hell is an ALUMINUM FALCON?!?!"
"What do you mean they blew up the death star?"
"What the hell's an 'aluminum falcon'!?"
"NO I'm not going to hold your hand!"
Yoru Foxy *BEEP* OH!! *BEEP BEEP BEEP*
"You're telling me he DIDN'T USE A TARGETING SYSTEM?"
The destruction of the Death Star was an inside job... There is no way a single man fighter could make such an attack or even hit such a small target. :P
*But THIS is how he REALLY Reacted*
Palpatine:
[His phone rings] Go for papa Palpatine.
Operator:
You have a collect call from - [Vader's voice] Darth Vader.
Palpatine:
[Sighs.] Oh, I-I gotta take this, hold on. Vader! How's my favorite Sith? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, just, slow down. Huh? What do you mean they blew up the Death Star? F***! OH, F***!, F***! F***!
Who's "they"?! What the hell is an "Aluminum Falcon"?!
[Sighs.] Okay, okay, s-so who's left? Are you s****ing me? Well where are you? Wait a sec, you've been flying around for two weeks trying to get a signal?
Oh, you must smell like...feet...wrapped...in...leathery...burnt...bacon.
Oh, oh, oh, I'm, I'm sorry I thought my Dark Lord of the Sith could protect a small thermal exhaust port that's only two meters wide!
That thing wasn't even fully paid off yet! Do you have - do you have any idea what this is gonna do to my credit?
[Phone rings.] Ah, hang on, I've got another call.
[Switches line.] What?! I'm very busy right now! Oh. Oh, we-well where're they going? Oh. Alright, um, just get me a turkey club. Uh, cole slaw, I guess. I-I'm not even gonna eat it. W-w-what're you getting? No, see, I always order the wrong thing. No, no, no, I'll just stick with that. Okay, bye - wait, what? Oh, a Cherry Coke. Thanks.
[Switches back to Vader.] Sorry about that. [Sighs.] What? Oh-oh, "just rebuild it"? Oh, real f***ing original.
And who's gonna give me a loan, jackhole, you? Y-you got an ATM on that torso Lite-Brite?
Now get your seven-foot-two asthmatic ass back here or I'm gonna tell everyone what a whiny b**ch you were about "Padamamay" or "Panda Bear" or whatever the hell her name was!
[Looks at Guards] Oh geez, he's crying!
Ha, ha...hey, hey, hey, hey, c'mon.
C'mon, don't do that.
Just, just, look, ah, y'know, I'm dealing with a lot of crap right now.
Eh, Death Star blown up by a bunch of f***ing teenagers, y'know?
I didn't mean to snap.
Oh, oh, j-just get back here. Okay, okay, bye. I-I-yeh-I...I love you too. [Hangs up Phone]
Dade Lee Murphy you spent way to much time on thsi
Hilarious...you have the script from RC perfect 👍
That was awesome dude !!
You beat me to it lol. Well done!
... the fuck is this?
Palpatine: You, an isolated survivor of the greatest military disaster in all of my empire's history. Oh you are truly the chosen one Vader. Chosen to be responsible. No I think not. You think yourself so clever, but have proved yourself a blunt instrument, far better to be wielder than to wield. Vader: OH you are so dead in 3-4 years time
lol
I think you're confused between your closet birthplace and your closet religion but no matter it's an easy thing to get wrong. :P
...when you're lying all the time.
I'm not really Obama
Catharsis. Plus you want the attention right?
ehhhhhh kinda
I recall one of his "executions" was being lowered slowly into a vat of molten bronze. Later, Bevel actually got the nerve up to ask Palpatine why bronze. Palpatine simply answered "It's what was available that day". After Palpatine's death Bevel was captured by the new republic and sentenced to death for his involvement in the Death Star's. His only response was a resigned "At least try to get it right this time."
“That thing wasn’t even fully paid off yet! Doyouhave, doyouhave any idea what this is gonna do to my credit?”
That gives SO much more context to why Vader said.. "The emperor is not as forgiving as I am." I think we all figured as much, but this video gives that statement much of an emotional push behind it now. For me anyway.
"I want a Death Star without ANY FLAWS this time!!!"
"No problem! Let me just take some time to draw up some new designs, see hwere things went wrong, and devise a foolproof system."
"NOOO!!!!! Too slow!!!!" *Lightning death*
*New clone body* "Soooo, do you WANT a foolproof second Death Star? Or do you want a rushed piece of shit because you keep zapping me for trying to make it so?"
I love the thumbnail.
I imagine Palpatine just arrived in a separate ship to pay his battlestation a visit. As he is about to arrive, he sees it blow up in front of him and a bunch of teenagers fly off from it.
And then he turns the chair around to ask "Anyone care to explain this to me?"
I bet that Architect was shitting himself after the second Death Star blew up. But then partied like no other when he found out that the Emperor was on it.
"oh no the emperor is gonna kill me"
*receives news of his death*
"YAY HE IS DEAD!"
*is resurrected*
"GOD HELP ME!"
*palpatine's clone bodies are deemed uncanon*
"WOOOO IM SO LUCKY"
Mirage 5000 but he was deemed uncanon too
@ZombieSlayer123four Yeah, but if he's uncanon, then Palpatine can't kill him. PARTY IN LIMBO!
Snoke: "You designed the Death Star, yes? We're working on a new giant space ball of death, and... request... your assistance."
Architect: "FML."
chasm671 pretty sure they didn't build it the first order just found it
First Death Star is destroyed via a small thermal exhaust port, then they decide to make that hole 50 times larger in the next design. Awesome plan!
Made In Heaven well, they just hadn't finished it.
Made In Heaven The second Death Star was still under construction when it was destroyed. It would have had hundreds of thermal exhaust ports too small for anything to get through them.
I think the Empire included the large shaft to make the Rebels think "Oh yeah, we can totally kill this thing!" and walk into the trap at Endor. That said, I do wonder why they didn't install some bug screens in the shaft just in case the Rebels took out the Death Star's shield. Since the Empire fed the plans to the Rebels this time, they could change the station's design after the Rebels got the plans, or just give the Rebels inaccurate plans to start with.
Then again, it wouldn't be the Empire if they weren't fatally overconfident, so no one probably thought the Rebels could take down the shield. I mean, they didn't think to include adequate anti-fighter weapons on the first Death Star despite the Clone Wars showing how lethal fighters and bombers can be to large ships and stations on numerous occasions.
Emperor Palpatine: *hits blunt* "Hey....about that X-Wing sized hole that leads directly to the core....
You think that should be millennium falcon size?"
Lol dorkly reference
I think the main reason, as Max and Weewee said, was that the Death Star was not yet finished.
Think about it, when a house is built, is it built from inside out? No, first you construct a shell. The Shell has to be traversal. Since Buildings in Real Life are, well, not as big as a Moon, they only need to have enough Space for a Human. But since the Death Star is the size of a Moon, it's construction size and shell needs to be big enough for ships to fly through so you could reach one site from another site.
Basically, what we see in Episode 6 are construction tunnels used by construction ships to built the inside of the Death Star.
*points at the Robot Chicken References* Doesn't matter what anyone else says, that's your answer. That Robot Chicken skit IS CANON.
Blew it up? Who's "They"? What the hell is an Aluminum Falcon?
NOW GET YOUR 7 FT 2 ASTHMATIC ASS BACK HERE, OR IM GONNA TELL EVERYONE WHAT BITCH YOU WERE ABOUT PADAMMA OR PANDABEAR or whatever the hell her name is!
He had to calm himself down with his favorite meal - A Turkey Club with Cherry Coke.
Didn't want the coleslaw though.
He knew he should have gone with the BLT! He always gets the wrong thing, then never eats it.
That sounds good 👌
But with also a robot chicken as a side
TPM : Chancellor seems fairly nice too Anakin.
AOTC : Same deal
ROTS : WHOA WHAOHW WHAOOO!!!
ANH : DAMN YOU ANAKIN
TESB : DAMN YOU AGAIN
ROTJ : DAMN YOU AGAIN!!!!
TFA : IM IN HIDING BUILDING MY NEW EMPIRE
TLJ : STILL HIDING
TROS : SURPRISE!!!!
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Palpatines reaction: "Something something dark side"
"What do you mean they Blew up the Death star? F*ck, aww f*ck,f*ck,f*ck."Who's They?" "What the hell is an Aluminem Falcon?" "Who's left?" "Are you sh*tin me?"
Captain23rd Gaming "Oh! I'm sorry! I thought my dark lord of the Sith could protect the small thermal exhaust port that was only 2 meters wide!!"
MasterHyperion90 "THAT THING WASNT EVEN PAID OFF YET! do... do you know what this is gonna do to my credit!?"
Scott The Scout ......oh. Well, where are they going? Uh..just get me a turkey club. Uh, cole slaw I guess. I'm not even gonna eat it. Thanks. Oh, and a cherry coke. Thanks. Sorry about that...
What? oh, oh just rebuild it?! OH THAT WOULD BE F*CKING ORIGINAL, and whos gonna give me a loan jackhole?, you?, you have an atm in that torso-lightbright?
9700K NOW GET YOUR 7 FT 2 ASTHMATIC ASS BACK HERE, OR IM GONNA TELL EVERYONE WHAT BITCH YOU WERE ABOUT PADAMMA OR PANDABEAR or whatever the hell her name is!
_He was put on house arrest_
Wow. For some reason, I can't imagine him obeying that order.
Well, I imagine Palpatine had a failsafe built into the suit that would make compliance non optional
@@mechengr1731 he actually didn’t have any failsafes placed in Vader’s armor. Although he did make his suit highly susceptible to electricity.
So if Vader ever tried anything, Palpatine could just zap him with force lightning.
I like the Robot Chicken version more
I actually thought about adding it in the end as a joke, but I decided not to due to potential copyright problems. But yeah, it was pretty funny.
I find it funny that canon, legends, and robot chicken all portray a similar reaction to the destruction of the Death Star
HAWKeye 251 DAMMIT
HAWKeye 251
Funny enough, the Robot Chicken Palpatine is pretty spot on with legends Palpatine in a lot of ways XD
robot chicken version ruled!
What the hell is a aluminum falcon?!
Robot chicken
TheStealthy Rock you smell like feet wrapped in leathery burnt bacon.
“WHO’S THEY?!”
I'm going to call you Matt. As in, what so you call a guy on your doorstep without arms or legs? Matt. Dart Matt.
He got furious at Vader, then he got another call, and asked them to pick him up a turkey club.
Oh, and a cherry coke
Coleslaw as his side, but he wasn't even going to eat it.
@@howardmctroy3303 Indeed
Another Star Wars channel that I can't not subscribe to! Brilliant videos
+mikeykm1993 What makes you unable to subscribe?
He said can't not subscribe, thus meaning he cannot not subscribe, meaning that he has to subscribe, meaning he is able to subscribe, meaning he did subscribe.
Its a double negative
+Chukey "thus meaning that he has to subscribe, thus meaning that he is able to subscribe" you lost me there.
Vlad the Inhaler that make It positive
WHAT THE HELL IS AN "ALUMINUM FALCON"!?!
I don't know
Perhaps if you spelt Aluminium correctly then we might find someone who does.
bakersmileyface r/iamverysmart
@@bakersmileyface aluminum is correct
@@Mikey-ym6ok they're both right. I'm just being a twat
Nah all he did was order food after with a coke. I hope y'all get the reference.
Cherry Coke
He’s not even gonna eat it
Love how this was next in autoplay after the Robot Chicken thing.
Lmao Palpatine in legends was a dick.
Only in legends?
It's a Meme You Dip Yes indeed. Should have pointed my big death star at coruscant and yolo.
Max Payne how come your names Max Payne but your pic is grand moff tarkin
It's a Meme You Dip It's my undercover Internet identity.
His dickishness is up to 500% in Legends.
How Palpatine reacted to the Death Star’s destruction.
Generic guy: “How did that make you feel Emperor Palpatine?”
Palpatine: “Like this.” Draws mad eyebrows on head. >:(
Wait, wasn’t that Destro?
Yeah that was. LOL
Palpatine: *WHO'S GONNA GIVE ME A LOAN JACKHOLE*
Donald Trump: allow me to introduce myself
A small loan of a million credits
We tend to forget that the first death star took a about 20 years to build. It was started shortly after the birth of Luke and Leia and destroyed about the time when they were 18 years old.
Not to mention it cost probably billions of credits, thousands of lives of workers and slaves and kept a good 1/3 of the military busy away from fighting the Rebellion by doing guard duty.
In Legends, the _Death Star’s_ construction began a year before _ROTS._ It cost one trillion credits to build, which, assuming that Imperial credits have the same value as, say, the pound sterling, might sound too cheap, as many individuals, organizations, and even the White House calculated that it would at least cost a few quadrillion dollars. However, this is a technologically advanced setting where it doesn’t cost millions just to bring a paint can into space. Not to mention all the cheap materials and slave labor.
@@Daniel_HuffmanAlso bear in mind that this is the entire galactic empire that could be funding it through taxation. It’s not just 8 billion or so people on earth, it’s a trillion people from Courasant, and the trillions of others from the other worlds the empire controls.
@@mikeybroski3686 That's probably where the vast majority of those credits actually came from.
"Hang on, I gotta take this."
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT? I'M VERY BUSY! Oh? Where are they going? Yeah, get me a Turkey Club. I don't know, Coleslaw, I'm not even gonna eat it. Well what are you getting? See I always get the wrong thing. Nah nah, I'll stick with that."
Papa Palpatine, 0 BBY.
To me, the "Legends" universe will always be the real canon for me, but I do say I prefer the first story in the video over the legends version; It just seems overly ridiculous that Palpatine would keep killing and resurrecting Bevel over his own mistakes. Seems like Palpatine is more like a spoiled child here. And with the real story, feels more suiting where he would humiliate Vader by forcing him to serve directly under one of his own officers
it was practice for his own clone bodies
Palpatine did for fun he was sadistic after all
@Ubermus Prime Clone bodies idiot
@Ubermus Prime but even if so, it still will seem as ridiculous
Yeah honestly there are times where I'm glad legends isnt canon, like fucking like skywalker basically becoming goku, or a resurrecting people from the dead with the force, some of it either goes too far or makes no sense and leaves open plot holes
You know, this adds volumes to Palpatine’s character. The only reason he dissolved the senate was because the Death Star all but ensured that he would supreme power over the galaxy. Palpatine, despite being a powerful Sith Lord, had to rely on subterfuge and sabotage to further his agendas, so when his big play was removed from the board, all of his plans started to fall apart. So what if he had a second death star under construction. Most of his subordinates were already plotting to desert him, Vader included. All at the hands of a pair of children he had thought dead.
"They blew up the Death Star!"
"Get your 7-foot-tall asthmatic ass back here!"
Vader! How's my favorite sith! Hold on Hold on slow down... what?... WHAT DO YOU ME THEY BLEW UP THE DEATH STAR!
AWHHH [Bleep] [Bleep] [Bleep] WHO'S THEY?! WHAT THE HELL IS A ALUMINUM FALCON?!
actually Palpatine said, "what the hell is an ALUMINUM FALCON?!!!"
Can't help but think that the joke would work even better if Americans would just learn to pronounce "Aluminium" correctly...
it wouldn't sound nearly as close to millennium as aluminum does
*PALPATINE:* OK, so who's left? ... Are you SHITTING me?!?
I like his reaction in Robot Chicken
what the fuck is an aluminum falcon!?
Just rebuilt it !? And who's gonna give me a loan, you ? You got an ATM on that torso lite bright ?
“What do you mean they blew up the Death Star?”
Samuel Martin now get your asmatic ass back here or I'm going to tell everyone what a whiney hitch you were about patamame or panda bear or what ever here name is
"...? Oh, geez, he's crying!"
His reaction in Robot Chicken is my canon.
"WHAT THE HELL IS AN ALUMINUM FALCON!"
Palpatine doesn't strike me as a person to for example cut of Vaders hand in a fit of rage. He is more calm and collected, with seathing rage on the inside. He had to be, in order to fool basically the whole galaxy. Sith Lords with incredible power and who are incredibly wise - like Palpatine - were never so mindless in their rage. Thats too brutish. Cunning, deception etc. was so much more important, buildung up the hate and anger on the inside, as to not give their impending attack away. You don't just scrape sometinh like that off, not even when you become Emperor of a freaking Galaxy.
Just my opinion.^^
Otto von Bismarck are you forgetting that. NO! NOO!! YOU WILL DIE!!! ? and palpatine greatest failure in return of the jedi all because is mindless wrath.
He wasn't that calm with Luke, nor anything that goes against him.
I agree. Although Vader did called him to be "not as forgiving as he is" from Return of the Jedi.
cnezp 98 Would you call it mindless? I wouldn't. In Episode 3 Palpatine was sure that he could beat Windu with the Force Lightning. When that didn't work, instead of going full mental, he went the manipulative way of "Oh I'm such a poor old man, those Jedi are evil, don't you see? But I can help you, Anakin!". And in Episode 6, he was also sure that Vader wouldn't betray him. I wouldn't call it mindless at all, considering the very methodical torture of him. Sith love torture, but doing it more drawn out and not losing yourself in it, is exactly what Palpatine did. Otherwise he would've killed him in the first burst or so.
His empire was showing signs of collapse and the plan that he had carefully carried out for decades was now in danger of falling apart. It was the first time something that big had gone wrong for him. I don't think it's out of the realm of belief that he got a little miffed.
You did the legends version and the canon version but what about the robot chicken version?
ZombieSlayer123four True,Robot Chicken outshines both versions.
ZombieSlayer123four "oh, oh just rebuild it? Yeah, real fucking original!"
Berzerk Llama ALLUMINUM tard
NCR Master Race IT'S ALUMINIUM, TARD.
"Do you... do you have any idea what this is going to do to my credit?"
*(sighs)* "Hang on, I got another call."
*Emperor, I've come to bargain!*
Steve Rogers lol
Steve Rogers gets killed repeately
General Heavy I think it depends who hits first and I think Steve could survive the force lighting long enough to grab palp and then it’s over
“You Have One New Message”
“Darth Vader”
"so i threw the senate at him, the whole senate!"
It came out my nose!
Go for Papa Palpatine
You have a call from “Darth Vader”
@@vincentmontano3402 Vader how’s my favorite sith
"Oh, oh just rebuild it? Well who's gonna give me a loan jackhole, you? You got an ATM on that torso light-brite?"
When i saw the title i immediately thiught of robot chicken XD
wizard680 it came to my mind too lol
What do you mean they blew up the Death Star ?! Daaang ! Oh dang ! dang ! dang ! Who's they ?! What the heck is an aluminium falcon ?! Who's left ? Are you kidding me ?! Wait a second. Your'e telling me that you have been flying for two weeks trying to get a signal ?
ugh, you must smell like feet wraped in leathery burnt bacon
"Do you have any idea what this is going to do to my credit!?"
When I think of palpatines reaction of the death stars destruction I think of robotchicken
XD THAT JUST MADE MY DAY
That’s the only canon version in my book xD
The robot chicken version is better
"What do you mean they blew up the Death Star?! OH F*CK!"
"Who's they? What the hell is an Illuminum Falcon?
W-w-who's left ? Are you kidding me ?
That thing wasn't even fully paid off yet
Bull shit
"I'll have a turkey sub...sigh...I'm not even gonna eat it"
“a- wha? Oh, uh, cherry coke. Yeah, thanks”
I like your videos better than some of the other presenters because they are succinct. They do not bore and drone on for 8 plus minutes on superfluous information not pertinet to the title. Thank you.
+TheChairman Thanks, I make sure to always get straight to the point of the video's topic. It's something I always disliked in some other videos, where they take 2-3 minutes to talk about something completely unrelated before jumping into the videos main subject.
Palpatine: That didn’t work. Let’s try it again!
I really can't imagine a furious Palpatine. He's always so calm.
can't imagine a furious Sith? oh lord these are the dark times aren't they?
@@liamdalemon1525 A furious Sith lord? Yes
Palpatine furious? Not that much
Man stays cold as fuck for all the saga or giggles in a creepy way
"What do you mean they blew up the Death Star??? AWE, F*CK, F*CK, F*CK!!!!!..... well, who's they???..... What the hell is an Aluminum Falcon!?!?!"
"Oh I'm sorry! I thought my 'Dark Lord of the Sith' could defend a small Thermal Exhaust Port only 2 meters wide, that thing wasn't even fully paid off yet!!!"
I can imagine it was something like "I ONLY HAD 6 MORE PAYMENTS ON THAT THING, I BE THE REBELS UNDOING"!
Gotta admit that this part of Legends version has more dark and sadistic taste of story, damn who is the writer anyway?
It is explained in one of the books Zahn wrote (I think it was the Thrawn Trilogy) that Vader's hand was cut off (Again) because of his failure.
I forget about the rest
Actually the Legends versions would make more sense for Palpatine. Imagine yourself in his position. You spent trillions of credits and 20 years of work and planning into a superweapon just to be destroyed by a small fighter. And what's worse it gets destroyed right after the construction was completed so the weapon didn't even last more than a couple of days after it was fully completed. All that money and work gone down the drain. Now your empire is shown weakness. You can't blame Palpatine for reacting that way in Legends. I to would be mad as hell.
+Anthony Doc "Mad as hell" is putting it a little too mildly, no? xD
Look up the following sources: vaders quest (1999), the new essential guide to characters and galaxy guide 5: return of the Jedi
The Bevel Lemelisk resurrection thing was first mentioned in Kevin Anderson's _Darksaber_ novel. He is actually a major character in it.
"Hey Darth! How's my favorite SIth? Huh? What do you mean 'they blew up the Death Star?'...."
Canon Palps: "...fuck"
Legends Palps: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!1!
These vids are top quality. I can't get enough Star Wars.
+lesROKnoobz Thanks :)
How did Palpatine react? Allow me to repeat one of his more classic lines. And I quote: "OH FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!"
“Oh Just rebuild it?! Oh real f**cking original!”
"what? what do you mean they blew up the death star? ohh fuck fuck fuck fuck!, who's they? what the hell's an aluminum falcon?"
The two stories are really similar in a way but branch out different, I like the idea of Palpatine torturing the designer of the Death Star by killing him and bringing him back it shows how torture from a Sith Lord is a living hell compare by being killed by one.
On the other hand Palpatine in the Canon story he keep a somewhat cool head even tho I'm betting he just want to walk in the streets of Corucant and just shoot lighting at random people, but still it's all depending on someone's preference.
2awsommee4U except for the fact that Darth Vader never had his consciousness transferred into a healthy clonr, and Palpatine would have no reason to keep a handicapped apprentice if this was within his power
@@stropheum Anakin's original plan was to overthrow the Emperor.
Palpatine is better off keeping him disabled.
But if Vader could un-disable himself, I would think he'd overthrow Palpatine, then capture Luke without concern for the late Emperor's interference.
Wait, why was Tagge said to be the only one in the room speaking out on not being overconfident in the Death Star? Vader also told them not to be overconfident in what they have.
Probably because everyone else including Tarkun was arrogant and not willing to take the Rebellion seriously.
I don't have to tell you what happened after that, do I?
"Only high ranking OFFICER in the deathstars conference room"
One of the biggest problems I have with the EU was the over-reliance on the whole clone thing. As I recall, after Palpatine's death, he came back a whole bunch of times in a clone body and made even bigger super weapons than the Death Star (Galaxy Gun, anyone?) while using an entire planet (Byss) to drain the life out of people to power his Dark Side abilities.
A whole bunch of the EU just comes across as terrible fanfiction that was only authorized by LucasArts as a quick cash grab. Some excellent stuff came out of it, like Thrawn, but then you also have terrible stuff like a half dozen clone reincarnation plots and the goddamn Yuuzhan-Vong, aka "We want a new threat that isn't the Empire but somehow bigger than them, so we'll have this giant unstoppable army of biological Force invincible freaks that easily beat the New Republic and Imperial Remnant".
So, really, I know Disney gets a lot of flak for killing off the EU, but at least they're showing with things like Thrawn they're willing to resurrect the good ideas from it in some cases.
they can clone people, seems like that would be something people would take advantage of
Sky Dayer yeah, but the difference is something like Palpatine seems forced and awful because it's literally him in new bodies all the time, vs. The Clone Troopers all being unique individuals, or Starkiller in The Force Unleashed II discovering he was a clone and having a bit of an identity crisis because he thought he was the original all along.
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Actually the Vong where not as powerful as they seemed. The galaxy that they invaded was one that was recovering from a 2 decade long war and had few capital ships (they are the ships best suited to defeating the vong) and finally the New Republic poorly handled the invasion, allowing the Vong to get a foothold in the outer rim which they used as a stageing area to blitz to corascant.
The Vong admited that if they had invaded earlier they would have struggled in their invasion. They actually had gathered just outside the galaxy during the civil war and had informants in the galaxy at that time so they choose the invasion more or less perfectly.
They threw away dark forces/jedi knight series entirely, part of the EU that was great. Cant really forgive them for that.
No Yuuzhan Vong was cool and a very interesting idea and makes sense in terms of creating new stronger enemies in order to keep the overall storyline interesting as well as giving Luke and the New Jedi Order a real challenge. They killed off the EU just to steal certain ideas and characters and water them down. Revan will always be canon.