The Legend of Spyro MOVIE (2009)
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- Опубликовано: 29 июн 2024
- A dramatic reading - with extra cinematic flair - of the script for the cancelled Legend of Spyro Movie (2009).
So yeah, remember The Legend of Spyro games? With their epic story, great characters and fascinating worldbuilding? Remember how excited we all were when the movie adaptation got announced in 2009 and then disappointment when it quietly got dropped? Well, we were all played for fools because the movie script got discovered by Lost Media archivists and it is AWFUL! So naturally my friends and I had to recreate the movie to understand the sheer scale of the bullet that we dodged.
Starring:
@Fizzypumpkin as Spyro
@CesarBoiii as Sparx
@HopsWatch92 as Ignitus & Pox
@MistyWings as Cynder & Luna
@dragonOllie as Hunter & Flash
@MrKesaro as The Dark Master
@BlazeAnimates as the Narrator
3D Animated Intro and Outro created by: @dreamfractures
If you wish to read the movie script for yourself, here is a link. Read at your own peril! (Content warning for cringe-worthy 00s children's movie humour and bastardisation of beloved characters)
drive.google.com/file/d/12oZR...
#spyrothedragon #thelegendofspyro #thelegendofspyromovie
0:00:00 Forward
0:00:53 All the dads die
00:10:20 tfw the wife always wins
0:13:10 Malefox Part 1 - the boyfriends adopt a child
0:16:00 Important worldbuilding time well spent
0:20:54 It's a high school drama now, apparently
0:27:55 Child endangerment
0:30:45 Stuff actually begins to happen soon I promise
0:33:41 Holy shit CONFLICT AT LONG LAST
0:44:33 Malefox Part 2 - Waifu Workshop
0:49:08 Vore and Furries
1:00:21 Darn kids get off my lawn
1:06:33 Lore, but worse
1:13:29 Eye of the Tiger starts playing
1:27:02 Malefox Part 3 - Malefussy
1:28:22 Finally an action scene!
1:38:27 Pls cry, the script commands it
1:40:52 Deus Ex Manweersmall
1:45:04 Malefox Part 4 - Cynder's not allowed to be cool, apparently
1:48:47 Final Battle
1:58:43 Death is meaningless, everything's fine
2:06:50 Credits Kazoo (there's a post credit scene owo)
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From the genius writers who brought you such classic bangers as "Norm of the North" and the "Ratchet and Clank" movie comes this forgotten masterpiece.
Heard from watching Travis' video that apparently they also had a hand in Eragon, another movie that included a dragon and had not done so well.
No wonder the Ratchet movie seemed....cheap and cliche...
I suddenly realize, having yet to watch the video, why this flick wasn’t made.
Yes it is
Wait WHAT
Raise your hand if you were a child in 2009 when this movie got announced, and were immensely disappointed when it got cancelled?
Bc fam we were clowning back then lol
Today its Netflix cancelling Wings of Fire TV show.
@@Xonology At least the WOF show was promising, and had a good director and a gorgeous array of concept art. This movie's production team was......*questionable* to be polite
@@BlazeAnimates I haven’t even known this was a thing until the reignited version came out. Then I searched a bunch of Sypro made stuff.
I've never actually gotten word of this movie being in production then getting cancelled shortly after. Now here I am
Didn't know it was cancelled until the announcement of this video
Hi, I’m the person who recovered the script. I did not realize how many people would read it out. This one however, has the most amount of work put into it. Great job!
@dragonOllie thank man, now I gotta find that Crash of the Titans script (yes this was gonna be a thing)
We all are grateful for your deed.
This script indeed will be in history (although not for the best reason we expected).
You are a goddamn 'Murican hero!
How does one go about finding something like this?
This is hilarious. XD Nice work. Lmao
@@TrainerSpyro you gotta know the right people
I think the most terrifying thing about this script is that it looks like they were trying to set up for a sequel
As little as I want more of this, a duology would've allowed fot climactic battle at the end to be built up to better.
I remember being really disappointed when I found out this was cancelled.
But now? I'm actually kind of relieved.
Honestly, I'd probably walk out of the theater than suffer through the baby Spyro & Sparx sequences.
I was really disappointed when it got cancelled also and I was all excited when I found out there was a long lost script but the only part I didn't like is when baby Spyro and Sparx were wearing diapers, everything on the script was epically awesome and at 1:58:59 I was so happy that Ignitus is ok and is set back to health 🥹 and I wish I've could've seen it in theaters, I was so excited when I heard about the full length movie and then it got cancelled but I liked the script though
@@justincook5202There's also the fact that the DOTD designs were to be used for the film, judging by the only poster of it. This would make a good chunk of the film look as bad as it sounds from the script.
@@X2011racer Ikr? And why did they change Spyro's character because someone told me that on the script he was more of a weak-willed unlike The Legend of Spyro games and they're some of Sparx's humors weren't even needed in the film, they changed it to a kid friendly comedy movie
My favorite part was the part where they tried to cram three games into a single movie and yet spent like 15 minutes on high school drama.
Also, Cyndog is now my headcannon.
Well, I'm pretty sure someone high up on the totem pole while making this also worked on the Eragon movie, so the cramming kinda makes sense
@@PhoenixAlaris93 It doesn't _make sense,_ but it's to be expected, sadly.
Shoutout to FizzyPumpkin for perfectly capturing movie Spyro’s utter wimpiness and pathetic aura into her performance
The funny thing about Dragonflies being all about Flight in this is that in the wild Dragonflies are actually pretty effective predators. Sparx has absolutely killed.
What do you think happens the butterflies, lad?
Normally, I hate when movie studios cancel certain movies that might have a lot of potential to be great. But after hearing the script for the cancelled Legend of Spyro movie, I’d say they did the right thing for once. The Skylanders franchise is no longer the worst thing to happen to Spyro.
For real, this is my first feature-length video and I worked way harder on it than this movie deserves. I hope you enjoy it
You and your friends have done an amazing job so far, and you all deserve as many props as can be given.
@@allidragon7041 Lol that's "This Broken Soul", it's not from WOW
@@BlazeAnimates completely off topic, but apprently it's just the destiny of those of us named Blaze to be artists with a hyperfixation on a purple dragon
This reading was incredible. I loved how all the voice actors started to give less and less of a damn as it went on.
I think one of the biggest sins this script commits is turning Malefor into a Saturday morning cartoon villain with goofy henchmen. In the games, Malefor was a calculating and menacing figure whose influence could be seen around the world. The buildup to his actual debute in Dawn of the Dragon was surprisingly well done. The player NEVER sees him until the very end of the trilogy. Up until that point, you've only seen the destruction he'd caused, the creatures he had power over, and the lore spoken by supporting characters. When it is revealed that he is a purple dragon like Spyro, it evokes so many interesting questions about Spyro's actual purpose in the world and what capabilities he truly has as well. Is Spyro capable of being as sinister as Malefor? It's so cool how the villain's mere existence adds to the protagonist's characterization.
Honestly it WOULD be cool to see either a remake of the games or an actually good movie version of the story. It has a lot of potential!
I had to remind myself that this was an actual real script for an abandoned movie and not a weird fanfiction
overall this was fun and you guys made such a terrible script funny and enjoyable! it was a wild ride, but a fun one. Thank you all for all your hard work on this!
I mean, in a way, aren't almost all adaptations just weird fanfiction?
There are fanfictions legit better than this 😂
Love Hunter delivering us the _exposition~_ on all the great allies of the dragons, then immediately jumping to kill a random dragonfly with whom the dragons have a long-standing pact.
Man, this script just drags on. Thank you for making it bearable/enjoyable.
More like DRAGon
Apparently the writers forgot to properly edit any leftovers from the previous drafts while altering or adding in whatever they did for this draft! 🤣
They literaly didnt add the battle betwen spyro and cinder, one of the most recogniceable scenes from the games and yet we have spyro inflation and diaper scenes
I'm so sad we didn't get a legend of spyro movie
*watches this*
I'm so glad we didn't get a legend of spyro movie
Why did the writers think it was a good idea to have the dragon carry the eggs in there mouths when they can use there claws to carry them
Tbf, crocodiles do the same.
1:56:05 Oh, nice of Malefor to voice how we feel about finding this god awful script.
this feels a lot like a fanfiction, than a movie
Same goes for “Super Mario Bros. The Movie”, “Dragonball Evolution”, or any of Uwe Boll’s atrocious video game movies.
There are countless Spyro fanfiction stories that at least have better writing and plots than this official Spyro movie script.
Watching this script reading actually made me eager to check out some LOS continuation fanfics.
The fact that this movie whould have had the uncanny 2000's 3d animation style other movies where useing at the time makes imagineing the scences as if seen in a movie theater much more funnier
Spyro movie in alpha and omega animation style
It's wild that using the actual TLOS soundtrack elevates this mediocre script. And of course it's great how you all had fun with this, honestly making this funnier than it had any right to be. Anyway, time to get "Malefussy" out of my head...
Child me who was excited in 2009: 🤡
We were spared. This was mercy.
The Malefussy became real.
But this was quite the treat. Everyone did an amazing job with this. Thank you to everyone for making this a bit more bearable.
I think this is the best ever production this movie will ever get!!! You guys did an amazing job suffering...I MEAN... making this from start to finish!
I still find it hard to believe that this is the FOURTH and FINAL draft. What were the atrocities in the others? Who thought this could be finished in theaters???
*is listening to the story*
Oh this doesn't seem that bad!
"He's carrying the egg in his mouth. That means he's defenceless!"
oh
oh GODS they gave Malefor a comedic henchman. AHHHHHH
It’s spelled defenseless.
The amount of alcohol I'll need to recover from this script will be ungodly, but sincere gratitude to the team, you all did great with this.
18:19 I'm picturing Flash singing Spyro:
"Rock-a-bye baby on the sweet tops, when the wind blows..." *CRASH* "...the cradle will flop."
Oh my gosh, i love how you used the online Spyro OC creator for the dragons. So many memories of playing around in that little chat room.
1:25:44 that almost sounded like Ignitus was telling Spyro “You’re fired”
overall is was enjoyable to watch even though the script was ass. The Ignitis Palpatine thing definitely got a rise out of me
WOW we really dodged a bullet with this one. Thank you for going above and beyond with this!
1:30:55 is an absolutely underrated moment.
"A sword? What the fuck?! Why does he have a sword??"
It was an absolute blast to be a part of this and I’m so excited for you all to see it! Blaze has worked tremendously hard on this and has definitely gone above and beyond for this awful awful script. ❤️
From someone who never played a single Spyro game, I can say that this isn’t really good movie in general. Not only does the awful humour annoy me, but also the amount of montages. Did we really need to see a egg raising montage AND a montage with a diaper joke in the start?
Thank you for bringing this atrocity to life, you and your friends really made the experience more bearable with your side jokes.
The parts where you didn't even want to animate what was going on were hilarious and also understandable XD
Huge respect for the amount of suffering and effort that you and your friends put into this thing!
You're kazoo cover of guide you home had me in tears, it's so beautiful 😭
Mad props to you Blaze and your team, seriously can't believe this thing is REAL. But the effort you put in it definitely shows!
...now I want it animated......👀
1:20:10 with the visuals of Ignitus made me laugh
This was a fun cringey experience! X3 You and your team did a tremendous job animating and reading all the script for us, Blaze. At least we now have a way to see the Spyro movie in visual form somewhat. Keep up the good work! ^^ 👍
Sure, the script was questionable. But that is why we have Blaze and her friends to make it more interesting. You all did a fantastic job. I love the kazoo cover of guide you home.
This video is the best thing that happened to that leaked script. Loved the voice acting, especially the moments where you broke character. Thank you Blaze & co for the effort!
This script really doesn't do justice to what made the TLOS so appealing to people in the first place
It's all fun and games while watching it, but now that it's ended, I am frantically trying to scrub it from my brain before it corrupts the sancity of my memories and headcanon. If I fail, at least I'll always remember the ending to A New Beginning when Spyro and Bwah are getting bullied by a tiny dragonfly for being the main characters but Hunter swoops in and defends their honor with his signature weapon, the sword; then the bully is so impressed by their courage that he asks for their autographs, only to end with every character in the game getting adopted by Spyro and Sparx's parents because the wife always wins, meanwhile an epic choir chants latin in the background the entire time.
Wait...
_A wild high school bully has appeared!_
**CHANTS AGGRESSIVELY IN LATIN**
THERE WAS A MOVIE?! IT WAS AWFUL? ....well actually that I could believe due to video game movie trends. Would be cool to have animators animate and collaborate with this audio to make the movie.
Way ahead of you - this video has animation lol
But yeah lol the writers of this movie produced classic bangers such as Norm of the North and the Ratchet and Clank movie so you know we're in for a treat
@@BlazeAnimates WHAT?! HOLEY MOLY! Ima going to get my snacks for this Premier!
@@BlazeAnimates Ah some tasty quality movies.
THE ENDING HELP
Holy shit if I was directing this movie, all the modern-esque parenting montages would have been the FIRST thing to go! Who thought this was a good idea?! Legend of Spyro wasn't even a modern setting!
Oh my god that kazoo cover of Guide You Home was amazing.
This script was incredibly cursed, and props to the team for doing such an amazing job soldiering through it and making it enjoyable to watch!
I was eating spaghetti during the training montage.
That was a *MISTAKE!*
If you told me this was an ai generated kids movie I’d believe you
Wonderful video!
As dreadful as this was, it did remind me of TLOS and how beautiful of a storyline it was, and the impact it had on me becoming so attached to dragons. It lead me to become comforted by drawing and writing and thinking about dragons even to this day, and the nostalgia I feel for the series comes with memories of a much better time for me, that I refused to think about for the longest time because I tried to cross over TLOS with other media and with my elementary school and middle school art and stories turned it into a cringe fest. I need to revisit this series and become part of the dwindling fandom. It made me so happy, and keeps me so happy even though I haven't drawn TLOS in like, 6 years. In fact, I'm gonna pick up my pen and draw the one I just realized has always been my comfort character, Ignitus.
This is basically The Legend of Spyro: A New Eternal of the Dragon. And I love it! This is beautiful, Blaze.
Now gather some animators and make a reanimated collab of The Legend of Spyro's movie
That’s probably asking too much.
I bet the “diaper” and “inflation” scenes would be taken immediately.
Take a shot for every time a character gives a look.
And when the word, blast is used.
Just watched this with my gf Zyria (both fans of The legend of Spyro series) and holy shit the script is really bad lmao! But we really enjoyed watching you guys reading plus the acting was really fun, it made us both laughing a lot! Thank you so much for your time and the effort you guys put in this, I really enjoyed it!
So much of this had me REELING. Well done, this was a hilarious trainwreck
Jesus Christ! The pacing and characterization in this thing is shit! Thank you for making this video, it's hilarious. Thank you to the movie studio for not making this.
3:10 - Ignitus: OH SHIT!
This was such an absolute joy to watch omg
I just binged the whole thing x3
You guys all did such an amazing job! The chaotic voice acting, the marvelous kazoo cover, and don't even get me started on the editing. That must have taken AGES - props to you, Blaze and co, for pulling this off!
Oh my god that's right I forgot there was gonna be a movie!
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Oh god it was written by the people who made Norm of the North? Well, this shall be a very fun experience.
This was a blast to watch.
You guys did an amazing job of turning a horrifying Scripts into an entertaining one
for all to enjoy. Definitely going to share this with my friends ^___^
This was worth the effort we put in! (mainly you XD) I don't think we imagined it turning out this way! But my gosh this was a fun project to take part in!!
That ending credits song was golden
*Oh god* I'm so *lost* after this.
I say, this was the BEST video about the draft. The total ammount of edition, epic and cringe madness, overboarding voice acting and a lot of possible memes, all in a full movie lenght video that would put any videogame movie from the 90's in a pedestal.
I am still so shocked that this was real on the first place, but at least I can see it and say "this is the funniest sh*t I've ever seen" about something related to Spyro.
I feel relaxation seeing the renders floating and vibrating on screen, it feels like the most normal thing here.
And I would be lying if I say I didn't laughed hard with the curses through the reading. It feels like bloopers and I love bloopers.
You all made a wonderful work with the voices. There were so much characters to begin with, and the situations OMG I'm dying.
Never expected that seeing babies would cause rejection, and the drama parts looks like were from a teenager self-discovery book, but that three games were compressed in a movie?! Glad that never happened...
That the credits are a kazzooed version of Guide You Home, that's how this draft feels like.
And OH SHOT MALEFOR IS STILL oh wait he died again. We're fine.
I actually enjoyed this.
The edition, format and voice acting made it more bearable that never was. Mostly the edition, I don't how much time that would have took to do but It was totally worth it.
This video is the ultimate meaning of "this is horrible in many ways but we as fans have the duty to show this atrocity to everyone with irony and laughs at the cost of our minds and souls"
So, congratulations to everyone!
You all deserve greatness and glory for putting your effort, dedication and sanity at risk for the fun of laughing at the biggest deception we ever saw.
Heh, and to think we got this before Spyro 4...
And probably someone will animate this.
Finally managed to finish watching this! This was some journey with an unneeded amount of effort put into it, bravo Blaze! I used to be bummed the movie got never made when I first heard about it all those years ago, but seeing this made me realize we dodged a huge purple-colored bullet with this one.
This dramatic reading was very amusing though, great job on you for the narrating/editing and on the rest of the team for all the voice acting.
I kind of enjoyed the slower pace, but suspected we'd run into some serious pacing issues once Spyro was training at the temple over half way through the movie. I feel the writer/s wanted to tell an epic story, and maybe make it a trilogy but were told there won't be a sequel and it needs to fit an 80 minute script
Dawn of the first day 72 hours remain
LETS GOOOOO!!!! I love this, I never seen an animated story like this and man, I LOVED every second. This is what I waited for and the voices were amazing. Wonderful job.
the legend of spyro is my favorite game trilogy, i grew up with these games, having got eternal night at around eight years old. i have always heard about the movie, wondering where it went or if it would be made, i always wanted the spyro movie...
THIS IS GARBAGE im glad it didn't get made, im being honest when i say that the writing in this movie is ON PAR with the spyro fanfiction i was writing at eight!!! it's actually uncanny, this script was definitely written by somebody's kid O.o
but also THANK YOU!! i may think it sucks but this video is amazing, you put so much effort into bringing this movie to life for fans like me!!!
and for my final thoughts, i think the games are spyro's story and do a perfect job. if i were to make a spyro movie, i would want it to focus more on cynder, and maybe im a tad bias since she's been my #1 favorite character since i was a kid ^-^'
thank u! :D
This was by far the funniest thing I've seen in quite a long while. I'm so glad to have caught the premiere when I did, this definitely made my day lol
I always wondered what the script was going to be like when I first found out about the movie being scrapped a few years ago, but I never expected it to be such a horrible mishmash of A New Beginning and Dawn of the Dragon. I'm honestly glad this was never released, otherwise it would've ABSOLUTELY destroyed Spyro's legacy more than Enter the Dragonfly had ;w;
Watching this live was great, it was a blast chatting with you all while we watched this disaster of a scrapped movie come to life. To add, you did a fabulous job with this, especially when you factor in what you had to work with.
this is fantastic, holy shit, well done. But how dare you introduce "Malefussy" into my vocabulary, i will never be the same lol
There is a parallel universe in which this movie was made, and this is the closest I’ll ever get to it. Cheers 🥂
I'm so proud of us (especially you editing the whole thing!!!) for doing this, it turned out so great :DDD
I want _ZIZZZZ!_ written on my tombstone
Also the Spyro series is well known for its montages… And that “bwahh” running gag got old real fast. We were thankfully spared by this being canceled 😭
Amazing job with the voice acting 😊👍👏👋, you all did an amazing job, your all awesome 😊👍👏😎
i was anticipating the reaction to the inflation scene, it was everything i imagined
i rewatched and got the ending where i was greeted to a buff malefor now i dont know what to think😳
The Malefussy part *sent me* 1:28:05
The music in the intro made me cry instantly
It's so beautiful...
Can't wait I used to enjoin the spyro franchise a lot can't wait how this old movie script turns out to be :)
Now that was a beautiful bedtime story.
Yenno I feel like they could have actually used cool plot points from the game if they didn't spend the first half hour in a childhood montage
Finally! The wait has been long and agonizing but oh gosh, you guys did NOT disappoint, You have all been outstandingly great, and following the creative process has been just as hilarious as the final product.
Makes one wonder if there'd ever be a chance of more work like this? :p
You all did such a great job with the voice acting. Not to mention the amount of work that must have went into editing this lol
I've been waiting for this for so long!
So glad to see it was worth the wait!
It is here and I am so excited to witness this dramatic masterpiece! Thanks (or not thanks) to the people who uncovered this ah 'masterpiece' of a script
"This is the worst thing Ive ever done in my life"
Welp. Time to harness all my experience and try to make an animation base on this dramatic reading.
I love this so much, great reading guys haha
This is awesome 😂 By far the best piece of Spyro content ive seen in a long time
It's a pretty random thing to say but Guide You Home might actually be my favorite song. I get a wonderful teary nostalgic feeling from it even from this funny kazoo version of it, lol. 🤣🤣🤣
The random additions you did while just rolling with it already made it so much better than the original text :D
I'm so happy for this to finally be revealed, watched a little on stream and now I watched it full, I was so depressed as a kid seeing it cancelled and now that this is here I feel so great, it felt like watching the movie but like a better version
12:25 *Reading your message of not wanting to animate it.
Me: "That's okay. I can picture it like Looney Tunes with Daffy Duck, Porky Pig, and the drunk stork.
Thank you and your trusty gang for bringing this cringe TLOS movie to life!! This is probably the closest thing we'll ever get to a TLOS movie, but I'm honestly not disappointed because the humor and voice acting you guys matched with it really makes it enjoyable.
Also, extra Kudos for the Broken Soul Kazoo remix song at the end. Moved me to tears. 😂👍
It's Guide You Home
@@stephenarts1422 Whoops, I mean that lol.
Edit: (Then again, this Cancelled movie is more than enough to break one's soul...)
I couldn't have ask for a better rendition of how this movie could have been than this right here. 😂 I was I'm tears at all of your interpretations and improv. Thank you for making a terrible script hilarious. 💜👏
This is a little late, but loving the new thumbnail
This is legendary lmao, great stuff
the kazoo end credits music really adds to the drama the original script was trying to convey
that was amazing production you guys did xD
its sad the movie was cancelled.. but, you know what.. I'm kinda glad it was xD I think i would have been far more disappointed in this than Skylander Spyro.
I honestly had a laugh hearing every VA's voice and little funny jokes
Your dramatic reading is freaking hilarious. And wow, I expected the script to be bad and it still surprised me with HOW bad.