The Zucker brothers (Airplane! The Naked Gun) owned a horse that raced in Hollywood Park called It's All Pink. They purposely instructed the jockey to stay on the rail, no matter how the race unfolded...because they wanted to hear the track announcer say, "It's All Pink on the inside."
This has nothing to do with that, but it reminds me of an accidental pun by a German ski reporter who once said: "Sie standen an den Hängen und Pisten" (they stood by the slopes and pistes), but "Pisten" sounds like "pissten" which would make the sentence "they stood by the slopes to pee".
At Woodbine Racetrack in Toronto there was a horse named for the commercial catch phrase “Mikey Likes It.” When I heard Darrel Wells say “Mikey Likes It coming up the rear!” I laughed heartily.
Graham is so fantastic at taking the piss out of his guests in a totally friendly way. Never oversteps the mark. Always en point. "She couldn't have meant that show where I'm looking for intelligent people..." Haha. Always makes them feel relaxed. What a pro.
He should however have mentioned that the video with Hoof Hearted is from the USA, considering that the names mentioned before that had been submitted for registration in the UK.
My wife and I were sitting at a bar with the horse racing in the background and after one of the races was finished she said point blank "Found my new passwords"
People try it with aircraft registrations too the CAA are really good at weeding out the rude ones but they forgot the G prefix so one owner has G_ONAD (Cessna 421C Golden Eagle).
there are other really funny ones that arent rude. Just watched an old clip of a race where one horse was named "the wife knows everything" and another one was called "the wife doesn't know", this sounded confusing when the comentator was announcing their positions : P Another example is with a horse named "ARRRRRRRR", the announcer got real piraty on that one.
I remember long time ago when people tried to sneak dirty names into the phone book. They went in last name first, middle name or initial, second and then first name last. It was funny when they got passed the people looking the names over.
There was a race i sawa few years back in UK and one of the horses was called hoof hearted, so it did get through over here, i was hoping it would do better than it did as the great peter o sullivan was commentating and boy does he talk fast :)
If I am fortunate enough to get another chance at another life, I would want to be MINNIE DRIVER! Not for celebrity, not for money, not for beauty (of which she has all), ..But for MINNIE'S FABULOUS SENSE OF HUMOR & RAZOR SHARP INTELLIGENCE, & CLASS!!!! Can't develop those qualities, you had to be born with them!!!!
My sister is a public school teacher, and as a joke for the staff person who read the morning public announcements, wrote down in pseudo Vietnamese two names of “students” to be called to the office. They were “U Dumh Phuc” and “Mai Long Dong”. Fortunately the announcer figured it out beforehand and it never got read publicly.
I've said this on a Russell Howard vid and I'll say it on this one. I really want someone to buy a horse and name it Nobody, just so I can laugh in people's faces when the immortal words "And Nobody's won the Grand National" are uttered from the loudspeakers.
In the USA, there use to be a very nice mare named Bodacious Tatas... I think she ran in 57 races in her lifetime. There was also a fan favorite named Stalwart Member - who was a gelding. lol. I've been following horse racing since 1972, when Riva Ridge won the Kentucky Derby, and have seen a lot of clever names. Those in the clip that didn't get by the censors, are funny. I liked Arfur Foulkesaycke the best.
Minnie Driver should know all about funny horse names; in the nineties she appeared in The Day Today with Steve Coogan as Alan Partridge, and there was a segment on that where he commentated on a horse race and some of the horses names were hilarious, names like "Christ's chin", "Two Headed Sex Beast" and "Astonishing Bum Queen".
Where I used to work there was a tannoy where the secretary would make announcements to the shop floor. We regularly left her notes to announce such as 'Hugh Janus is here to see Mike Hunt'. She was oblivious.
I'd call my horse MY FACE just so I could see all the girls on race day that put money on it cheering and shouting out "Come on My Face, Come on My Face!!
Managed a thoroughbred farm whose owner and his pals got drunk at an auction and bought a filly,who was a dud at racing.they named her" 49 and puke" after all the booze they consumed.funny,she was a gorgeous silver dappled filly.she sucked at racing but produced beautiful babies.those were the days.
The Zucker brothers (Airplane! The Naked Gun) owned a horse that raced in Hollywood Park called It's All Pink. They purposely instructed the jockey to stay on the rail, no matter how the race unfolded...because they wanted to hear the track announcer say, "It's All Pink on the inside."
Omg hahahahaha
This has nothing to do with that, but it reminds me of an accidental pun by a German ski reporter who once said: "Sie standen an den Hängen und Pisten" (they stood by the slopes and pistes), but "Pisten" sounds like "pissten" which would make the sentence "they stood by the slopes to pee".
At Woodbine Racetrack in Toronto there was a horse named for the commercial catch phrase “Mikey Likes It.” When I heard Darrel Wells say “Mikey Likes It coming up the rear!” I laughed heartily.
Everybody comments about Hoof Hearted, while I'm still laughing at Arfur Foulkesaycke
Joskim Engström now I’m just imagining them coming first and second in a race...
My dog's new name. Lol 😆
@@ldylkr For real?
@@joskimengstrom2853 Yea, thinking about changing it. I'll add it on as a middle name. Lol
@@ldylkr I still can't get it tho
Graham is so fantastic at taking the piss out of his guests in a totally friendly way. Never oversteps the mark. Always en point. "She couldn't have meant that show where I'm looking for intelligent people..." Haha. Always makes them feel relaxed. What a pro.
The horse that goes with Hoof Hearted is Ice Melt it .
Or Ice Dealt It lol
The mystery of who farted in the winners circle will never be answered. 😂
Announcer: ``Hoof Hearted! I Smelt It! Hoof Hearted! I Smelt It! They're one and two, because of course they are.''
Minnie is wicked. She is always up for a laugh.
I salute researchers, writers of this show, Graham and all the crew for always made my day joyful.
He should however have mentioned that the video with Hoof Hearted is from the USA, considering that the names mentioned before that had been submitted for registration in the UK.
Inside, we're all just little kid's laughing at dirty sounding names, lol.
Minnie Driver is delightful!
I first thought that was another horse name so I kept repeating it to myself trying to get what the dirty joke was.
Those names sound like the names Bart will call Moe to ask about!
I look forward to betting on Amanda Huggenkiss.
Yes.... yes I would as a matter of fact
Hahaha, Seymour Butts and I.P Freeley are classics.
Anita Hanjaab sounds like a Bond-girl name...
Videos or my on
Anything would sound good when Minnie says it
My wife and I were sitting at a bar with the horse racing in the background and after one of the races was finished she said point blank "Found my new passwords"
Neil Anblomee I'm in stitches! 🤣🤣🤣
Heard of one once allegedly called Drew Peacock.. lol. Clever.
Luv Minnie Driver ! And Graham is a class act. Such a breath of fresh air from Hollywood talk shows ❤
Minnie Driver looked more relaxed when this was filmed, because you can see that she doesn't feel stressed at all :-).
I loved 'Roll a Joint', how he ever was allowed even register under that name is beyond me lol
Communism isn't cool. Castro and your man crush Che outlawed horseracing in Cuba, and yet here you are throwing in your two cents. 😏
I work with Thoroughbred race horses, and believe me, I've heard some names that would make these seem tame.
tell us some of them
Same with harness racing horses
I'm watching this probably 20th time. Why do I still find it funny ?! 😂
Because dirty names are always funny.
The real question you should be asking is Hoof Hearted?
Norfolk Enchants
I’ve been in love with Minnie driver since good will hunting, somebody please tell her 😢
Love Minnie Driver. The best laugh ever.
Love the way she says Neil Anblomee.
My favourite that they got away with was a horse in Ireland called Mr Pianist.
Of course Minnie Driver is the real sensation here, but the horse names are good too.
My favourite horse name is “hoof hearted”
I cried laughing. Hoof Hearted FTW! :D
Oil Beef Hooked ... I'm dying .... 😂😂😂
What's the reference?
@@jaymeemangang9506 what?
@@jaymeemangang9506 It’s basically ‘I’ll be fucked’ in an Irish accent.
We sent one of our colleagues to the bookies to back Norfolk enchance... the cashier at William hill just looked at him...
God I nearly cracked a few ribs watching this video.
People try it with aircraft registrations too the CAA are really good at weeding out the rude ones but they forgot the G prefix so one owner has G_ONAD (Cessna 421C Golden Eagle).
She does have an amazing voice
There was a horse in canada with a regal looking name but the horse could be winning by 50 lengths and the announcer would never call him "york hunt"
there are other really funny ones that arent rude. Just watched an old clip of a race where one horse was named "the wife knows everything" and another one was called "the wife doesn't know", this sounded confusing when the comentator was announcing their positions : P
Another example is with a horse named "ARRRRRRRR", the announcer got real piraty on that one.
You mean this one?
ruclips.net/video/e3GKiRp333w/видео.html
I think there was one called Potoooooooo (pronounced potato/pot 8 Os) that one was a long time ago though.
This never fails to cheer me up....
I remember long time ago when people tried to sneak dirty names into the phone book. They went in last name first, middle name or initial, second and then first name last. It was funny when they got passed the people looking the names over.
Drop Your Drawers. My grandmother never lost betting on him.
I almost pissed myself, lol.
That was absolutely fantastic lol Ohh still laughing!
There was a race i sawa few years back in UK and one of the horses was called hoof hearted, so it did get through over here, i was hoping it would do better than it did as the great peter o sullivan was commentating and boy does he talk fast :)
If I am fortunate enough to get another chance at another life, I would want to be MINNIE DRIVER! Not for celebrity, not for money, not for beauty (of which she has all), ..But for MINNIE'S FABULOUS SENSE OF HUMOR & RAZOR SHARP INTELLIGENCE, & CLASS!!!! Can't develop those qualities, you had to be born with them!!!!
My sister is a public school teacher, and as a joke for the staff person who read the morning public announcements, wrote down in pseudo Vietnamese two names of “students” to be called to the office. They were “U Dumh Phuc” and “Mai Long Dong”. Fortunately the announcer figured it out beforehand and it never got read publicly.
The surname Zass works so well with any first name
Pit Zass
2:35 Kevin Bridges be like: "Yep, that's the one."
The best real horse name is All Pink. When it ran near the rail, the race caller screamed, "All Pink on the inside!!" 😎😎
Minnie is perfect
I want to name a horse 'My Face' then I want to see the faces of people that have bet on it shouting "Come On My Face"
🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂
Yeah but then he's gotta come first
I've said this on a Russell Howard vid and I'll say it on this one. I really want someone to buy a horse and name it Nobody, just so I can laugh in people's faces when the immortal words "And Nobody's won the Grand National" are uttered from the loudspeakers.
Awww they shouldve just let the through, it's fun!!!!
In the USA, there use to be a very nice mare named Bodacious Tatas... I think she ran in 57 races in her lifetime. There was also a fan favorite named Stalwart Member - who was a gelding. lol. I've been following horse racing since 1972, when Riva Ridge won the Kentucky Derby, and have seen a lot of clever names. Those in the clip that didn't get by the censors, are funny. I liked Arfur Foulkesaycke the best.
Mike Litoris
I imagine Hoof Hearted got through because it's a pun on Half Hearted.
No matter how long its been, Minnie for me will always be La Carlota from Phantom of the Opera 😍
If I'm not mistaken "Hoof Hearted" was once owned by Liverpool footballers Robbie Fowler and Steve McManaman.
Willy Fisterbottom 😂
Used to watch a horse named Hoof Hard Ed. He was often bringing up the rear. 🙂
They should have named a horse Mike Hawk
haha you said it...
and yes, even if it was in your head. ^.^
I always liked Norfolk Enchants
Nads would be a great name for a horse. Go nads, go nads
Minnie Driver ❤️
Minnie Driver should know all about funny horse names; in the nineties she appeared in The Day Today with Steve Coogan as Alan Partridge, and there was a segment on that where he commentated on a horse race and some of the horses names were hilarious, names like "Christ's chin", "Two Headed Sex Beast" and "Astonishing Bum Queen".
Jack Soffalot
The name Bodacious Tatas got through the Jockey Club and the mare raced under that name.
Hugh Janus
Mike Hunt
Where I used to work there was a tannoy where the secretary would make announcements to the shop floor. We regularly left her notes to announce such as 'Hugh Janus is here to see Mike Hunt'. She was oblivious.
Mike Hawk
Wayne Kerr 😎
If you're from Dublin Ireland as I am say it as whale oil beef hooked . Works really well in an Irish accent
Emma Roids. Betty Swollocks and Mary Hinge.
people are so creative sometimes...
Best ever
I'd call my horse MY FACE just so I could see all the girls on race day that put money on it cheering and shouting out "Come on My Face, Come on My Face!!
+wackydan74 You could ask your female friends a question like "Would you like to ride My Face?" xD
What if you're surrounded by guys?
You could ask the jockey to sit on my face
I used to go to Golden Gate Fields near San Francisco. Don't think that I'd try it there.
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my fav, here in Australia was a horse called Fraar Knell. Think about it phonetically.... :) Fr-aar Ke-nell....
Surprised no one's tried to get Dixie Normus through yet
Omg Minnie.....
Hood hearted .
I’ve Melted
Hoof hearted!!! Hoof hearted!!!
In the 18th century, there was a race horse named Potoooooooo (pronounced "potatoes").
Managed a thoroughbred farm whose owner and his pals got drunk at an auction and bought a filly,who was a dud at racing.they named her" 49 and puke" after all the booze they consumed.funny,she was a gorgeous silver dappled filly.she sucked at racing but produced beautiful babies.those were the days.
Hoof Hearted was allowed in the US
I made the Hoof Hearted joke once, by friend was picking out her horse's hooves and it farted... I was very ashamed...
Very funny
Hoof Hearted was very much a real horse
As seen by the race footage in the video
Norfolk and Way!
😂🤣😂
Lmao!!! .🤣
The makers of the next James Bond should steal some of these names
Like Olga Onatopp, dr Goodhead or pussy Galore?
The Hoof Hearted thing is very-very sneaky...
Try saying whale oil beef hooked in a Dublin accent . I'm a Dubliner by the way
I thought the Thumb Nail was of Eddie Izzard!!
"The Slippery Dick." Actually won races.
haha
Knew this one back in 2007.
Alpha Kenny 1.
Alpha Kenny 1.
Alpha Kenny 1.
Another old one which was denied was 'Norfolk and Chance', (said with an Irish accent).
Minnie Driver and my daughter are the world's best lookalikes.
We had a horse in Australia called Wykikamoocow.
That’s a town in NZ
It has a sister city in Burkina Faso called Cozdabuggabitmy
Waikikamukau
Your welcome.
This is one of my favourite videos on RUclips.
A greyhound called NormaStits
And the best Horse name goes to:
Where are you Minnie Driver?
I'm surprised the name wasn't whale oil beef hooked!
Too long. The maximum length for a racehorse name is 18 characters, including spaces.
Irish accent in there.
Eyemaster bait
ANITA HANJAAB is ALL OF US!
Mike Lit