Graham Norton Show, funny exam answers (with Chris Rock & Joshua Jackson)
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- Опубликовано: 21 окт 2024
- Chris Rock and Joshua Jackson on my favorite TV show 'The Graham Norton Show' (BBC). Chris Rock talks about his former aspirations to become the President of the United States and Graham Norton shows them a great website www.funnyexam.com
I find that last one to be hard to believe.🤣🤣🤣🤣
"they were offering money over the last shovel"
Sure sure😂😂
Chris: I wanna be a comedian!
His mom: you'll get slapped!
Chris:
"If I have made any mistakes in this test, perhaps this picture of a giraffe will convince you otherwise."
"Indeed+1 "
Even Test Markers have a sense of humor sometimes.
There is a gem of a mistake that has made the rounds of English teacher circles, with a classic rebuttal: A student had written in his essay, “The girl tumbled down the stairs and lay prostitute at the bottom.” The professor who read this wrote in the margin, “My dear sir, you must learn to distinguish between a fallen woman and one who has merely slipped.”
I'm from the Netherlands and when I was 16, I was in a class for kids with learning-disabilities.
Mine was merely ADHD, but the others were...forgive my wordchoice...fucked up. Criminal scum.
Now, Biology was not an official exam, but something you did háve to pass. And many students were on the verge of having to re-do the entire year.
My teacher was shaking and he closed the door and told us we réálly had to try our best for this. Some didn't even take their pen out of their bags.
He then whispered; 'Alright...if you truely do nót know the answer to a question...you may write down something funny and I'll give you half a point for it. Now pleááse try to finish that test!'
I finished with an 8 out of 10. It was originally a 7, but I earned 1 extra point (two half a points) by the answers; "President Obama's Big White Underpants' and "Our minister-president Jan Peter Balkenende looks like Harry Potter, thát's why."
Love Joshua Jackson..now a hot daddy
3:12 was one of the best moments in my life! I will charish it forever, and Josh's reaction after that, the most honest, sweet, beautiful laugh I've heard in a very long time lol... love you Joshy, keep smiling :)
The "When I Grow Up" one is hysterical...
Those are clever children! They're definitely thinking outside the box :P
And very confident I have to say. The "I don't give a shit" attitude
Except for the rabbit... because it's inside the box *ba dum tss*
Ph3nomenoN now thats out of the box thinking from you :P
But the rabbits are inside the box!
I LOVE JOSH SO MUCH
I love Chris Rock! He's such a nice guy! he didn't laugh when he saw the last picture... he laughed until graham explained it. At first he was more like concerned. hahaha Aww, i love him.
The "story hores" is classic lol
I like the pole dancin momma
This is hilarious!!! It's obvious that Joshua and Chris are having a ball!
" I am not or ever have been an exotic dancer" lol!!!!!
Good for you!
Funny. I was crying tears of laughter.
My brother went to counseling one time because he drew a picture of our house on fire with me, himself, and my mom outside. And it concerned the teachers. Then he was asked "Wheres your dad in this picture?" and he says "At work."
That is one fine giraffe. I like the detail that the horizontal part of its body is longer than its neck. I would melt if I saw a drawing like that on at test I was scoring and give an A lol
Oh gawd...this has to be my favourite clip from the show!
Love Josh´s laugh:)
OMG. The hores story made me laugh till it hurt.
oh my god i couldnt stop laughing for the longest time on the "Hores" and "Snow Shovel" ones xD
I FREAKIN LOVE JOSH, HIS GIGGLES MAKES MY DAY
love how chris rock talks! :)
Genuinely hilarious.😁
"snow shovel"
Josh though xD Omg I love him
HIS LAUGH AT 3:15 OH MY GOD SO ADORABLE
The last one is indeed very very very funny !! Its a shovel, for God’s sake !!
Chris Rock's mom is a smart woman
Riding hores is rather relaxing and helps relieve stress.
GenericUsername There’s lots of hores where I live.
I paid a horse in carrots to lick my meat and two veg.
This is just so AWESOME!
Made me laugh to tears!!!!
I've seen that picture with the "find x, here it is". I love things like this! XD I think I've also seen that one with the mother selling the spade too
Thanks
I needed that
My mom "sells snow shovels" also;) lol
That was the funniest segment ever!
Pacey! From Dawson’s Creek!
Married to a Beautiful African/British Woman now (:
Whenever i do tests in future, i definately need to do a drawing of a giraffe to convince the teacher to give me a mark :D
Oh gosh, I just love the Graham Norton show! But not as much as I love Joshua Jackson. ^^
The answers to the questions are: x=5 and 27 Rabbits & 15 Pheasants
A gold star and a smiley face for you!
+KT926 nerd
Thank you :) I'm a math nerd
+KT926 Meth* a Meth nerd
KT926 no units, no points
I think stripper mom came up with a great excuse!
And I fully believe her because the "obvious" reading would mean the kid visiting the strip club. Not very likely (although, granted, not impossible).
@ you never know she might practice at home in her pj's
The giraffe.. That's brilliant! :')
i am in tears XD
The 5 people who disliked this are the same 5 stick people in the last picture who didnt get the shovel.
The penultimate one that Graham skipped over is absolute comedy gold...Its fill in the blanks but the student wrote fuck in all the blanks on the paper...
Peter Bishop gotta go find Walter
you're kidding, right...? All these kids ARE Walter! He's just posting his answers under different names.
Have you notice on minute 4:06, just before he starts taling on horses, as you see the paper the face o woman apears on the background of the paper?
It's a multilayered satire of the Irish duelling code.
I tried that giraffe in my exams, never worked :(
That kid who wrote about “horses” is going to look through his stuff between 16 and 20 and going to be so embarrassed when finding out it was all over RUclips
I hope he laughs about it. He was just an innocent child who had no idea what he was writing about.
"you better not, you'll get shot!" ahaha
oh man one with horse the best
yes lol
ahahhaha the second last one and the last one are amazing
LOL at the last one!
Well played but I don't believe this mom isn't an exotic dancer!
Why is that?
I do.
On one of our science test's it said to draw a diagram of a tissue. So my friend drew a tissue box. She got extra marks.
Oh woops, I thought it was implied for the pheasant. Well at least he gets his own box.
He got the ranch one wrong! He forgot to mention that the rabbit with 41 heads also had no legs of its own.
OMG Melman!!!
So, so funny ...
THE LAST ONE hahah....omf i dont even...
im a rabbit with 41 heads but in a box
The pheasant has 1 head. The rabbit in the box has 41.
1 + 41 = 42 heads
The tragic part of the story is that the poor rabbit has no legs.
Joshua Jackson always sort of remind me of a younger version of Kenneth Branagh..
Well, sorry Chris, but your job as a comedian doesn’t seem to be without the unexpected moments of violence that you thought you were missing when you gave up your dreams for president.
wow you really dug deep for that one.
I believe the last one is fake, although it does have a good effect.
i just cant stop laughing!!!!! hahahahahahahahahaha
There's no such thing as getting it wrong, there can be multiple meanings to a single word. All that matters is how many others agree with your definition, but there's no right or wrong about it.
You sure this kid is not Pacey? These are so Pacey answers
Nice
Omg! This is the funniest vifeo ever
hahahahahaha genius
Here is x. LOL
No, Hore is only a noun, it wouldn't appear in any dictionary.
the 2 people that disliked this have no sense of humour!
i couldn't stop laughing
can't believe they didnt include the brian morel exam answer, its the best by far! google / image search "brian morel exam" its sooooo funny :D .
Which 5 idiots disliked this video? It's hilarious!
Sorry meant Marty...
I love hores too, in fact I would like to ride one like a mad cowboy now ;-)
OMG ITS MARTIE OMG
What does hores mean?
I've seen a similar one to the hores answer - think it said "Daddy wanted to ride the hores, but Mummy says they are too expensive"
This is hilarious xD! And if someone named Furkan Nazli watches this video with his classmates, I just want to say: GIVE THIS BRUVA A BIG 10!! JESUS CHRIST, O LORD, JESUS!
Kid still got it wrong, 42 heads not 41. But clever :)
ahahahahahahahahahahaha loool
Home Depot got plenty o' hores
I bet hores do like carrots with dollar bill steams lol
+biobele william-west I thought hores liked carats (on a diamond).
paused on 0:22 seconds.. hahaha
3:18
Haha, I think thats the point. Its just the kids desperate/random attempt to get all the points he can...Im guessing he thought he wasn't doing so well on the rest of the exam.
I was taking the piss of how they spelt it on there... learn how to take a joke!! wait.....
If you don't like this comment, perhaps this video will convince you otherwise.
I don't think Josh believes the mom. I don't believe the mom's reply especially since those people pull out their money, and when the kid obviously made a distinction that they are all MEN.
Lol
lmao
most of the answers cant be proven wrong.
LOOL
oh yes. hores are the best. i want to ride a hores
LAOA
I like hores