@@ava74748 There are a lot of reasons for that to happen but it's mainly : - outdated software/browser/library on the user side (or sometimes server side) - bad UI/UX - overworked and underpaid developers - untested changes pushed to prodution
"Newest" "Oldest" "Best score" ... where is the problem?... Oh, right. Polish... I forgot that Polish is language of exorcism for people who don't speak Slavic languages :D
8:18 I'M DYING RIGHT NOW LMAOOOOOOOOOO SO HE SAYS "Probably not the best time to-" then an ad for Arby's pops up saying "Get a turkey sandwich" and I didn't listen to the rest because I found barely breath holy crap. Emkay thank you so much
1:49 that's a list of Polish male names, and the the 37 after the 21. Makes it look like 2137, it's a meme number that only Polish people will understand Probably a coincidence though
"-Between Florida and Arizona, A place none of us want to go!" Me, a person who lives in one of those two states and *really* wants to move : "I can agree with the statement above"
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I've been marathoning random EmKay videos this week and of all the dumb luck THIS is the video where my whole web browser decides to go "Wait, what are we doing!? Nah, let me just rest in the middle of this video."
Oculus in a nutshell: “your right controller has low battery” “your right controller has low battery” **puts battery** *”your left controller has low battery”*
"As someone who likes to think of themselves as a "IT professional", I hate this subreddit" As someone who likes to think of themselves as a PC enthusiast, I love this subreddit
I just searched up how fast sound moves to confirm this and oH MY GOD I never realised how much faster light is. "Sound can travel in air at approximately 332 metres per second. This is fast but not nearly as fast as *light, which travels at 300 000 kilometres per second."* That's 300,000,000 metres to 332 metres a second-
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1:34 Once, I met that lady while traveling in BotW. The exact same lady. She was glitched and was standing but sideways. *i mean fully sideways* Also met a gerudo who sat sideways and defied the laws of gravity
11:12 Something similar happened to me on Discord - I got reactions on a message and the counter said three people reacted, but when I opened the list of people who reacted there were only two
After watching Robin make the joke about Google getting taken apart and put in a suitcase, I had an ad and the first thing I hear is Michael from The Office yelling no.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
at the beggining when the windows error sound played i had to go back 5 seconds to make sure it was not anything in my computer unplugging. well played my friend, well played.
For that foreign thing... Nye(as in Bill Nye)-Bar-J poon-C(as in Cut)-toh-"van, eh?". With accents on the bar, poon, and van. Means "Most Reviews", more or less.
I'm a programmer, and I love r/softwaregore. Always makes you feel better about your own mistakes to see just how much others mess up.
Also it's just funny
Personally, I use it as a source of inspiration instead !
Can U tell us why these glitches are happening? 🙂
@@ava74748 There are a lot of reasons for that to happen but it's mainly :
- outdated software/browser/library on the user side (or sometimes server side)
- bad UI/UX
- overworked and underpaid developers
- untested changes pushed to prodution
As another programmer I FEEL THE SAME
This is the best r/Softwaregore intro ever...“Sonic is hacking your computer“ oh my 😂
S o n i c
I s
H a c k i n g
Y o u r
C o m p u t e r
: )
AHHHHHHH
*sonic not again its the third time this week!*
Blue speed mouse has hacked your device
@@moveitmoveit8342 blue speed hedgehog lol
M o u s e
"hey, i'd like to purchase a hose"
"ok"
**you have just bought mr potato head**
"uh, i'd like a refund"
Mr Po taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa- **bluescreen of death**
*NO.*
*you have just bought a Mrs. Potato Head*
I wanted Slinky Dog though
@Charlie Wright ohhh GodDamn it
"Newest"
"Oldest"
"Best score"
... where is the problem?... Oh, right. Polish... I forgot that Polish is language of exorcism for people who don't speak Slavic languages :D
I am polish
@@KriggofGaming Hello neighbor :)
Me too
I really wanna hear a person trying to say Polish words for 2 hours
@@randomlol-ya3063 search some polish videos
That intro was GENIUS
Props to whoever came up with that idea
Yeah Piranah Jacob
sorry
I hate Coral Clarkson
found a software gore in this comment, before i posted it said "hide/view 3 replies but theres only 2
@@karaburgei2344 youtube does that a lot
“how fast are we going”
“yes”
why was it this line right here where i lost it
idk, but you aren't the only one
I lost my drivers license
@@Elfilinfan ok
WE ARe GOING YES MILES PER HOUR
@@Elfilinfan oh yeah? Instead the license to live. so that's worse than yours.
"Speedometers? Where we're going, we don't need speedometers"
"Say uh, how fast are we going?"
"Y e s."
Turn left to yeet yourself into space
And turn right to go to hell
“That’s heavy”
“What does weight have to do with this?”
By far my favorite scene
Did anyone notice the BTTF Reference there?
We are going on speed *n o*
"Oh, you're dead!"
"Makes it all the more impressive!"
most funniest thing I have encountered today award goes to: robin/emkay guy lol
7:52. That’s polish. Translated means “most pinpointed/viewed” that phone defiantly suffered some sort of stroke lol
Narrator definitely had a bigger stroke lol
yeah i think it was about how did the phone mess up languages not random letters
Whet I first heard this i was close to laugh
Wait, aren’t “most viewed” and “most popular” the same thing?
@@tonyt1616 Najbardziej punktowane mean most rated/pointed
Robin: "Googled somewhere between Venus and Mercury"
Also Robin: *shows a picture Sailors Venus and Mercury*
Me: Hmm... Wait...
Me: *yes*
Yeeeees
No
@@joemama2752 But my body, my body's tellin me *YEEEEEEEEEEEES*
I wanna be between venus and mercury.
Oof
Computers cant be racis-
Computers : *Y O U A R E N O T H U M A N*
Thats not racism, *T H A T S H U M A N P H O B I A*
🥚an *E G G*
I rejected my humanity a long time ago
I PROTEST BIT IDK HOW TO WITE!!
I PROTEST DIS COMMENT SECTON IT CONFUSES MEH
"Pretty decent sleep, good workout schedule,"
"Oh you're dead!"
"Well that makes it all the more impressive!"
2:00 “Screen Resolution: 0x0”
███ █ ██ ██ █████?
(did i do it right?)
“That’s a lot of views”
The decimal point: Am I a joke to you?
3k views and a glance
That is a comma
Edit: wrong meme
"You're incerdible Zenyatta"
Huzzah! A man of quality!
So you mean he is addicted to overwatch loses sr every game by dive meta a man of quality
@@ja6en438 If you are bad at the game, it is your problem. You can't prevent others from playing a game you are bad at.🤷
EXPERIENCE, TRANQUILITY.
@@ja6en438 dive meta ended over a year ago. its hog meta now
Zenyatta Mondatta Brothers!
People: *Trying to scan items*
The scanning machine: Can i offer you a Mr.Potato head in theese trying times?
Can I have you for my hive?
@@AbnusXD nah man
@@coworker4391 You can be with 6 other gifted bees
@@AbnusXD no.
@@AbnusXD im too good for you
I have not laughed as hard as I laughed in a long time when I imagined the poor employees trying to fend off the mr potato head demon
"-999 degrees...it never gets that cold in Texas!"
Texas in late February: ... challenge accepted.
*Terrible snowstorm that knocked out power for months comes*
True
@@charlesrodriguez7984 but at least we got snow
@@eyemoisturizer I got snow too.
It certainly felt like that
8:18 I'M DYING RIGHT NOW LMAOOOOOOOOOO
SO HE SAYS "Probably not the best time to-" then an ad for Arby's pops up saying "Get a turkey sandwich" and I didn't listen to the rest because I found barely breath holy crap. Emkay thank you so much
This deserves mroe likes than the Robin dabank joke above.
I got an anti-suicide ad at that time. Guess I’ll die!
what is Arby's?????
I just want to point out that the application wanted a date of birth, so whats the guy gonna do? say he was born in 2020? :D
@@energydrink8300 a fast food place
"I am human"
"Incorrect"
They are the android sent by cyberlife
Twenty eight stab wounds!
godamn fuckin pigeons
Quote from Detroit: Become Human
@@legendarytat8278 tWeNtY eAt sTOb wOnDZ!!!1!!!1!!1!1!1!1!!!
Connor The Android sent by Cyberlife
7:52 the fact that he dint stutter when saying it makes it 10X funier
okay so i googled the "how many days are there in a year" thing and now it's been bumped from 172 to 124. what the hell is happening to time and space
its probably showing the remaining days of the current year, not understanding the search properly
2020
The Earth's revolutions around the sun are become shorter... The Earth is coming closer to the sun.
The end is nigh.
Simple we’re hurdling towards the sun
2020 man.
Everyone gangsta till your console starts speaking enchantment table
(Confused Steve noises)
ꖌꝇᒋ⦣᛫ᒲ'¦
•• lmao
7:52
Also 9:34
Cashier: **scans item**
Mr. Potato head: *allow me to introduce myself*
This repeats several times.
EmKay trying to do polish be like: 7:52
Good luck to him i guess
heh
whenever people read polish words they just say gibberish because they have no idea how to pronounce ANYTHING at all, and thats funny as hell
@@psychicgh05t when we(Polish peopel) is trying to say english words like they are Polish words
It just fuck dub
@@randomlol-ya3063 aka polish accent:tm:
He seriously censored the word “crap” and then followed up by saying “ass” with no censor
Well, an Ass is a donkey so...
Ass?
*Big Sean has entered the chat*
why
robin
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
That's what I thought.
cuz thats what heroes do
Me: *gets multiple high graphic games with intense simulation*
My computer: it’s too easy
Me: *opens more than 4 tabs at once*
My computer: 0:06
Why does this only have 10 likes, well, now 11
13!
28
29
@@gidget4108 stab wounds?
The Void has Consumed the Following Options
"Toast"
"Userbar"
"My Minecraft World"
You forgot "Luigi"
Also one Pale King and the fucking SUN
“SCP 999”
“The Doctor”
“Got Apples...apparently”
“The Dowry”
“The Jewels”
“General Lack Of Surprise”
“The Algorithms Ability To Ketxhup”
00:1 me trying to be normal in among us
"DreamWasTaken's sanity"
The fact that someone atleast got to 400 years on bitlife is impredsive as fuck
You. Didnt. Get. The. W33d. Joke
Isn’t there a way to live forever on BitLife? I saw a video of someone making it to like 1000 years
If Robins last name would be ,,Dabank“, then he is
Robin Dabank.
yeah but when *i* said it everyone was confused, but when *you* say it it’s hilarious.
>:/
@@ametsunami4070 im sorry for you, but it’s not my fault, please don’t be mad at me
I actually thought,, hm, maybe no one will understand it..“
More like *DAB-ank* 😎
Holy crap. I never thought of that.
Admiral leela O’mally ha- *slow claps*
1:49 that's a list of Polish male names, and the the 37 after the 21. Makes it look like 2137, it's a meme number that only Polish people will understand
Probably a coincidence though
Can you explain the meme?
@@Dapin. at 21:37 Pope John Paul II died
@@zofero4466 oh.. ok thx
You put "the" twice
@@ecstaticpanda123 Hmm, he did.
Robin: you ever just stand at a 45 degree angle to flex on a Hylian champion?
Me who is very knowledgeable in BOTW glitches: *yes.*
How do we know he’s not practicing the Michael Jackson lean?
That happened to me and I was confused
Edit: Forgot to mention they cliped into the floor
love the start, so creative.
I love how the notification sounds go from the start of windows to windows 11
Windows 11? Sounds more like Windows 10 to me.
People: Your IQ matches the room temperature
Me after messing with the thermostat: 3:04
Lol
6:13
omg real Dedede?!
did you mean the time 12:48?
I’m setting the thermostat to 300 Kelvin.
That’s a 300 IQ play!
6:09 “And you’re in Texas, it never gets so cold there”
FORESHADOWING
*6:12
@@moelester7527 *6:09
@@caramelcreatures5732 but thats when he says that.
@@moelester7527 but -999 F° is important for the context. So 6:12 doesn't work. 6:09 does
@@rubenvanderark4960 but you can still see it onscreen.
7:55
Was i lied my whole life how to speak my native language (Polish)?
BTW that says: The most pointed... idk why but YES.
That would translate to Highest scored/Most scored, I guess it does make sense
I would guess it's something like "Highest-rated" but poorly translated
Nie mam pojęcia co się tam stało (
I co się działo z Robinem)
@@japanpanda2179 actually in poland najbardziej punktowane means highest scored
@@Scrappy412 pewnie nie zna polskiego i się nie domyślił
"-Between Florida and Arizona, A place none of us want to go!"
Me, a person who lives in one of those two states and *really* wants to move : "I can agree with the statement above"
Ah yes, my favorite Beatles song, "The"
Maybe they meant The White Album?
@@PBandJ777 and I made one too. Wooosh squared.
7:50
Sort by
. Newest
. Oldest
. Most pointed out in polish
. Most popular
I like it when my language randomly appears
Yes the beautiful polish
Hahaaaaa, robin robi hdslfnelavdsl
@@Mazin0192 I trudny
Well this makes me jealous
Haha fajnie że oglądacie takie filmy
As a Mobian, I find it difficult to bypass the "human verification".
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@@wylxnd8495 No.
@@wylxnd8495 *No*
@@wylxnd8495 Bot
As a telekinetic hedgehog, I find it difficult to bypass “human verification”.
“A combination of Florida and Arizona.”
Robin that’s what we call Texas I know because I live in it, which I am not happy about
I love the moment when he read polish sentece as some curse from Lovecraft' books
Hey! Arizona isnt THAT hot, it's only like 400 degrees.
Indeed
Also the humidity is like -476355
phoenix be like
yes
Give or take 5 degrees, I as an Arizona resident wholeheartedly agree with this.
softwaregore is just Ihadastroke for devices
Change my mind
E
E indeed
No because you are correct
E
✨e✨
the picture: browser more browser more.
emkey: im gonna go with browser
me: more
4:08 Ubisoft is so buggy that even their support page is horrible.
Bethesda: allows me to introduce myself
OK
Is nobody else gonna talk about how cool that intro looked?? Like that stuff was d o p e
Nice intro
I legit fell for the 0:10 notification sound even though I have all notifications disabled
I am
The intro be like: ight imma bsod
s o n i c i s h a c k i n g y o u r c o m p u t e r
5:56
It's right, he's just an engineer main like everyone should be.
Thats how we respect to Rick
When a redditor sees a language they don’t understand: *E N C H A N T I N G T A B L E*
7:52 its in polish and it says: "most popular"
Yes, I can confirm that's correct
Yup
Isn't the last option most popular?
Yeah
Yes
7:52
Everybody gangsta until Robin starts speaking Polish.
lol
Failing to speak*😙
can we even call that action "speaking". To me he was mumbling some kind of a curse.
I think he was getting possessed
actually thats not even close to Polish
7:52: * exists *
Close Polish pronunciation: "Adios."
Some freakin' African pronunciation: "Bone Jaw"
>:(
Banjo Kazoo
bruh I'm fluent polish and that was not even close it made me rage on the inside
@@katarzynamorawska4782 tell me, what did you expect? xD
Also he didn't even try to pronounce it correctly
Choices: do not toast, or THE VOID.
Gaster: the void is terrible, but you have no choice.
Gaster is now toasting. Wait until he has finished
Don't you know that it's rude to talk about someone who's listening?
@@Tristapillar not if you speak for them
7:53 actually, that's Polish for 'most points' or something like that
it is
Yup something like this but when i translated it says: "the most scored" but that kinda sounds werd
he didn't even try to read that....
btw i'm polish
@@Tea_CupWithHoney i know
same
@@Tea_CupWithHoney same here
That was beautiful tune by the editor at the start
When the
When the
It sounds like the regular intro but errors
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When the
comment section: not stonks
like this one:
سَلَاَمُ عَلِيكُم
that means hello
Or noodles
Incantus pulcher imperium!!!!
@@mirum8726 yes
Lowkey makes me angry, ngl. How can some people be so uncultured to not at least KNOW its a different language, even if they dont know which.
I've been marathoning random EmKay videos this week and of all the dumb luck THIS is the video where my whole web browser decides to go "Wait, what are we doing!? Nah, let me just rest in the middle of this video."
7:54
Everybody gangsta until Robin starts reading Polish in English
.™
Poland™️
Oculus in a nutshell:
“your right controller has low battery”
“your right controller has low battery”
**puts battery**
*”your left controller has low battery”*
9:33 haahahhahahahaahahah
10:26
can relate as a person with oculus quest
@@commanderruby901 ya lol ik its really annoying
Can confirm
"As someone who likes to think of themselves as a "IT professional", I hate this subreddit"
As someone who likes to think of themselves as a PC enthusiast, I love this subreddit
Best part: Robin pronouncing all the errors
ToxicAcid’s Stat: *dead.*
Cause: **W H E E Z E**
Day 28 of recommending r/breadstapledtotrees and day 18 of recommending r/garfeildminusgarfield.
h j
PLO
@@maurice7017 huh?
@@maurice7017 r/ihadastroke ?
Revolt
What would the content be about tho, seriously
It would get a bit boring
4:14 hold up.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but this guy would have to run at the speed of, like, 500 m/ second. That's way above the speed of sound.
He must've gotten all the Chaos Emeralds
I just searched up how fast sound moves to confirm this and oH MY GOD I never realised how much faster light is.
"Sound can travel in air at approximately 332 metres per second. This is fast but not nearly as fast as *light, which travels at 300 000 kilometres per second."* That's 300,000,000 metres to 332 metres a second-
*THE FLASH*
Speed of sound is 300000000 m/s lol but close enough
Tablet -- That's the speed of light-
the intro was PERFECTION! great job on that!
My therapist: Sonic.exe isn’t real, he can’t hurt you
Sonic.exe: *infects the intro*
6:09 " and you're in texas? it'd NEVER get that cold there!"
*2021 sweating*
You mean shivering
@@spitfireblaziken3663 I was a month late to that joke
@@Dr._Heinz_Doofenshmirtz I was a month late to that joke
@@attackehh I was a month late to that joke
@@iantheawesome0 You were 5 months late to that joke
Plot Twist: 37337 was trying to get into the mainframe, but the loyal system WOULDN'T ALLOW IT!
0:37 ah yes, my favorite song: THE
6:09 "It never gets that cold in Texas" didn't age well
R/agedlikemilk
11:23 That´s totally normal ping here in latin america...
This isn´t a joke
I dont even live there. I havent even seen this part.
I relate to this too much.
@@ThatOneGuy-wr8rh XD
I have a friend running on satellite internet and i can confirm the ping
And in the Philippines
Eephole
is no one going to talk about how they remade die house out of error sounds
I knew that what it sounded like
Probably not, trikshot
For the North Carolina one, I can confirm that in the mountain area it feels like it’s that cold.
The Overwatch reference had me dying 😂 2:49
You're incredible, Zenyatta!
Me: oh I'm kind of ear-
Others: *FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST*
Relatable
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@@wylxnd8495 that's not true and if it is your mom is a loser lmao
@@wylxnd8495 Bot
m
1:34
Once, I met that lady while traveling in BotW. The exact same lady. She was glitched and was standing but sideways. *i mean fully sideways*
Also met a gerudo who sat sideways and defied the laws of gravity
11:12 Something similar happened to me on Discord - I got reactions on a message and the counter said three people reacted, but when I opened the list of people who reacted there were only two
Hey i have made some fanart,
👌 u like it?
IDK man think it might be stolen
Thanks Aspri, very cool
Truly a masterpiece.
Pancake Person idk if i stole it i just thought of it and did it
👌 hey we have the same fanart
12:02 You know what the funniest part about this is? The subreddit in the picture is literally r/SOFTWAREGORE. Seriously, that’s wild.
Nobody: asked
Everybody: I WAS FIRST FIRST FIRST
who is nobody and why did he ask
@@mm0nkk nobody will ever know
1:48 I’m more concerned about Dawid and Oliwier
hello my name is oliwier
"I do this, for you guys"
What I hear: "I do this, to get paid"
No I don’t like my order toasted
You like raw bread 👁👄👁
Just put it in the tear in the space-time continuum for 30 seconds
Then you shall have it *VOID*.
After watching Robin make the joke about Google getting taken apart and put in a suitcase, I had an ad and the first thing I hear is Michael from The Office yelling no.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
i love how he censored "crap" then instantly said he would kick your ass a few seconds later
2:38 Venus has less than one Venusian day each Venusian year.
In the intro I thought my computer was glitching-
Shooichi
4:47 had that same problem with kerbal joint reinforcements.
It’s normal.
i keep having KSP interstellar say its out of date but it works fine
at the beggining when the windows error sound played i had to go back 5 seconds to make sure it was not anything in my computer unplugging. well played my friend, well played.
“The secret ingredient is cheating”
Me: aren’t you married?!?
Ok, I almost drank hand sanitizer and put water on my hands
@@millz5403 Dang
Sans ate Nemesis And ate my burrito with cats :c eugh... that’s...
@@millz5403 oh wow
"Oh, you're DEAD! That makes it more impressing"
Fitbit watch: *understandable. Have a great day!*
Me: I am human!
The Captcha: *Liar!*
Me: Okay yeah im not technically Human BUT I LOOK LIKE ONE
im... not human?
**skin slowly peels back like a snake shedding its skin, revealing a robotic core**
o h m y
nobody:
everybody: making short comments trying to be first
True or you can make a random comment of how awesome he is then copy it, then when you try to be first, paste it.
True dat
Ye
Ikr
I'm first hejejehe
I was on my laptop and the first part scared the siht out of me.
6:33
Everybody gangsta till the cash register says herobrine
My iPad forced to watch this: *Oh god, this is the scariest horror movie I have even seen.*
For that foreign thing... Nye(as in Bill Nye)-Bar-J poon-C(as in Cut)-toh-"van, eh?". With accents on the bar, poon, and van. Means "Most Reviews", more or less.
EmKay: *Rocket League reference at **12:03*
Me: *Gets the Rocket League reference*
Also me: "Yess"
I'm not kidding, I got a Grammarly ad before 5:35. The irony...
man this is my favorite subreddit
VOID TOAST