I always find the ditto one the most hilarious because you can tell from his pause it wasn't just a "should I smash this?" but more him actively thinking through the logistics of ditto
It's true, nobody ever mentions it but what is your ditto supposed to transform into when you do the do with it? Unless you already have a boyf/girlfriend who enjoys being cucked I can't see how it's supposed to transform into anything but yourself. So then the question really is: would you smash yourself?
The fucking *existential hesitation* that Markiplier had when he got to Weepinbell had me in stitches. We all know what drove home to the finals decision tho
Bedroom eyes, cinched waist, talons/electricity/something which looks pain-inflicting, abilities with "practical" uses, flеshlight lookalikes. And some random objects tossed in for quirkiness.
One thing this compilation doesn't catch: the comedy of him thinking long and hard and deciding "Smash." for Weepinbell followed by immediate, *TERRIFIED* "PAAAASS!" on Victreebel.
I love how he rejects Mienshao because he claims that would definitely make him a furry, yet he’s fine with Ninetales, snakes, multiple birds, and a group of magnets
2:00 By that point, he would smash a bee, a cobra, a fox, a clam, a plesiosaur, a blob, among other things, and THAT's where he ponders if he's a furry?
Aside from the ones that caused him an immense, heart attack-level reaction. Those weren’t hesitation, those were whatever emotion he felt when first seeing Dimitrescu.
Markiplier: "I'm not a masochist" Also Markiplier: first smash on the whole video is the wasp Pokémon with not one but 3 stingers, two of which are drills
I love how he thought about gardevoir more than wailord... Like gardevoir "hmmm maybe" and wailord "duh of course" Also the "would this make me a furry" killed me
The fact that mark hesitates on Pokémon like lopunny because he’s concerned smashing will make him a furry and then not even hesitating with full on birds.
He didn't say smash on all the *clears throat* "favorite female pokemon" like he passed goodra and Vaporeon. Even though I would pass Vaporeon too because I'm not being a part of the meme.
I love how he tries to avoid being a furry in a video where he's considering which _Pokemon_ he'd smash 😂 Like at that point what difference does it make if it technically does or doesn't make you a furry 🤣
It’s marvelous how he isn’t biased at all. He gives every single one the consideration they deserve. He understands the weight of his decisions and accounts for every variable. A true scholar of our time.
@@thegk-verse4216 For real tho, I want to know where and how he draws the line. What are his standards and his taboos? Why Beedrill and Diglett got a "smash", for example?
@@standard-carrier-wo-chan diglett for the mouth i guess. Some of his choices make me assume he is bisexual, which explains why some of his choices looked so masculine while some more feminine, beedrill is gonna drill him. I dont know anything about this dude btw
The bellsprout line was like a goldilocks choice, apparently bellsprout was too little and victorybell(completely forgot how to spell that) was too much. Weepinbell was just right.
Imagine him at the beach and someone is building a sandcastle and you see Markiplier looking at that Sandcastle and biting his lower lip and looking at it seductively 😂
I can’t get over his reaction to the sheer audacity that is salazzle’s design. I don’t really blame him either. Like, for real, how the HELL did that design get through into the final game.
The pokemon world is already (gamefreak would admit it or not) a very weird, dangerous and scary place, for what the old books says in game, human/pokemon relationships where normal in the past and im not sure humans dont smash pokemon in some places even in moderm pokemon times... so having a 100% female ratio lizard with tits... yeah that anything but weird in a world like that
@@jeffblacklight104 Especially a 100% female ratio lizard with tits that exudes gas designed to cultivate reverse harems. It's not even out of place among the dead children stumps and the candle that eats souls
I mean to be fair, Ninetales has a questionable level of sapience (alot of pokemon do) If I recall there was even one in the anime that tried to seduce Brock with the illusion of a human woman just because he reminded her of her old master that she lost.
@@ghostchill2722 Bestiality is relations with a lower animal, and since a lot of Pokémon have the sapience/emotional complexities of humans, Ninetales included, it technically wouldn't be. Meowth is legit just a regular ass Meowth and he still taught himself English just by watching humans because he wanted to get laid...and he can operate/build complex machinery on top of that
A lot of pokemon on here got Dex'ed in gen 8, so this team would be in Gen 7 OU. I had to work with what I can, hence the weird ass typing combinations, but here it is: -Standard wall Blissey -Specs Tapu Lele -Spikes+Waterium Z Greninja/Ash-Greninja -Guts Conkeldurr -Mega Lopunny (Standard set) -Magnet Pull Magneton Dark/Fighting/Psychic defensive core (Not good in Gen 7 OU, but eh) balance team, 2 sp. attackers and 2 physical attackers. Magneton exists to kill off the inevitable Mega Scizor, Skarm, or Ferrothorn. No one on this team can set up rocks and this team will fall flat against the likes of Toxapex and Mega Sableye. Now pray to god that these pokemon have hotness that is relative to their strength, and may Markiplier smile upon ye.
Holy crap I didn’t realize until now Scaley is a word. They define people who like scales. Just like furries define people who like fur. Pinche mamónes🤣
@@Yeahboii7648 yep, he does, and his brother is a furry. I think he’s making his own furry show/series or something? Idk, I haven’t looked into it much.
I mean there was a double battle with the opponents being a couple with an ONIX and CLOYSTER.....I think it was in platinum? or maybe FR/LG.... I forgot but it does exist
This is one of the most down bad comment sections I've ever seen, complete with in depth conversations. I spent longer than I should have reading all these comments and having a great laugh. Ya'll keep doing you.
"CAN YOU BEAT EVERY POKEMON GAME BUT ONLY WITH POKEMON THAT MARKIPLIER WOULD SMASH?" Are most likely gonna happen and I'm actually looking forward to it
X and Y would be a good game to do this in. He chose two of the starters final evolutions and there's a wide variety of the other Pokémon. Oh God why am I considering this?!
I would use: Decidueye (as the starter), Arbok, Magneton, Misdreavus, Gardevoir and Bruxish. Decidueye is one my favorite grass types and ghost types, Arbok and Bruxish because I have never used them before and always wanted. Magneton and Misdreavus are casually my favorite pokemon (not Magnezone or Mismagius) and Gardevoir because... there are too much reasons.
2:04 Two things I love about this one: a) it took him 22 smashes to consider if he would be considered a furry, and b) he doesn't actually hesitate much after questioning it, immediately says smash
I always find the ditto one the most hilarious because you can tell from his pause it wasn't just a "should I smash this?" but more him actively thinking through the logistics of ditto
It's true, nobody ever mentions it but what is your ditto supposed to transform into when you do the do with it? Unless you already have a boyf/girlfriend who enjoys being cucked I can't see how it's supposed to transform into anything but yourself. So then the question really is: would you smash yourself?
@@Spritus3241 yes.
It would work like kirby
@@Spritus3241 I can make Ditto transform into random strangers we come across, but that... sounds illegal
@@Spritus3241 You're gonna hate me for saying this but... Fictional characters.
I like how he pauses before every smash. Like "Should I do this? What will become of me?"
except for florges. My boy was DOWN to smash
I also like the ditto one especially because you can tell from his expressions it was less that and more him thinking through what ditto is/can do
The best ones are the ones with zero hesitation. No need to consider
Lilligant's was instant too.
@@cloudunderweather9554 I can relate when I first saw florges
The one takeaway from this:
Mark had to question whether he’d smash Gardevoir, but did NOT hesitate to fuck a pile of sand and a teacup.
He didn’t want to be seen as basic.
@@noonenowhere877he already is seen as basic tho
@@EvolvedGoji_54ha! No.
@@kiwimations2053 to some people like me yeah
@@EvolvedGoji_54 people like you are wrong
The fucking *existential hesitation* that Markiplier had when he got to Weepinbell had me in stitches. We all know what drove home to the finals decision tho
I laughed so hard
Its beautiful eyes, right?
he was heavily considering bellsprout as well but after weepinbel he saw victreebell and said god no. (it had teeth)
what that mouth do? lmao
Lmaoo
So, what I get from this is he’d definitely smash a snake, a pumpkin, a fish, a flower, a tea cup, stones, and several birds.
Bugs and Birds do be lookn kinda bad tho man
Don't forget bees
some magnets too
you can smash them with your hammer, but might need to throw rocks for birds.
in fairness that's one curvy pumpkin. Nice hair as well.
Love how he hesitated more with gardevoir than he did with a fucking pile of magnets
But why?
@@metellfeesh1618 *R34*
@@rageerikaragelukey4711 🤨🤨😳
@@metellfeesh1618 🍆
I mean… markiplier is a robot so of course he likes things that pull him in
> *drops smash or pass Pokémon vid*
> *shows almost no signs of a trend between the chosen pokemon*
> *refuses to elaborate*
Birds, flirty eyes, weird objects , and humanoid forms, is my takeaway from this
Actually matpat did find a trend between chosen pokemons
Yeah, he got everything right except the height.
Bedroom eyes, cinched waist, talons/electricity/something which looks pain-inflicting, abilities with "practical" uses, flеshlight lookalikes. And some random objects tossed in for quirkiness.
1:12 the mosquito in my ear at night
Yea
Yea
Yea
x
Yea
The fact he thinks really hard for some of them
And he thought harder for Gardevoir than for Vanilluxe... that's a bit concerning, I'd say. XD
@@Synfang
He thinks less about the things he’s experienced with
At least we know Mark is genuine when he thinks hard
*_he's imagining it?_*
He's imagining what the scenario would look like 😳
One thing this compilation doesn't catch: the comedy of him thinking long and hard and deciding "Smash." for Weepinbell followed by immediate, *TERRIFIED* "PAAAASS!" on Victreebel.
Weepinbell has no teeth, so the succ is good. Victree bell as immense teeth, so it would be a R.I.P. if he were to smash.
@@WithHonorComesI HE HAS ACID
@@JosephCeretor you mean "natural lube"?
@@HazeEmry what the fuck
@@magiciansapprentice9230 you spelled "I wanna" wrong
1:23
i could hear the "I'm only human afterall" in the background
Donnt put the blame on him
He definitely wouldn’t have second guessed Darkrai if he had seen it with it’s legs
Darkrai ❤️
Congrats to all those pokemon who've been selected for Smash Bros by Mark.
I can now play as blissey 😃
😂🤣😭💀
The good ending
"Now introducing: blacephalon!"
"Are you guys adding more than 3 Pokémon to the game this update? really?"
"Oh yeah, way more than 3"
We finally get a grass starter.
This unfortunately skips the insane logic of:
Rowlet - "That's an owl. Pass."
Dartrix - "That's another owl. Pass."
Decidueye - "........Smash."
Yeah, that don’t make too much senses
(Purposely did bad grammar)
@@THGMR-ox7sd *doesn't Go back to school 🙄
Edit: To clarify, this is a joke
when lol
He did the same with Goodra but backwards.
Goomy? Smash
Sligoo? Smash
Goodra? Pass.
@@shreb6182 dont'nsn't
He chooses to Smash all the Pokemon that have sharp jagged teeth or claws that could crunch down on him, but remember guys, he's not a masochist.
Regidrago was just because of its personality
5:02
"Is that a butt..? Smash"
-Markiplier
He's being so scientific. The seriousness in this man's eyes is shocking.
All I can see is him thinking:”where would I put it....what would it put it...?”
@@italianspiderman5012 2:28 where?
@@crelos3549 Who?
@@Wertsir why?
@@donutlovingwerewolf8837 how?
I love how he rejects Mienshao because he claims that would definitely make him a furry, yet he’s fine with Ninetales, snakes, multiple birds, and a group of magnets
And a tea cup.
And Stonehenge
and a sandcastle
And Delphox. Dude, it’s a humanoid fox.
And a sea anemone
3:19 bro is just ready to smash air at this point 💀💀
that was purely for the jokes
@@theamazingspooderman2697well hes have m4sturb4t10n
2:00 By that point, he would smash a bee, a cobra, a fox, a clam, a plesiosaur, a blob, among other things, and THAT's where he ponders if he's a furry?
He is already shown furry potential by this point.
wait i thought furry guys are "furry" not animals
i guess yeah zoophile all the way furry community
@@solidturtle6910 That's what i said when i see youtubers in a smash or pass of Pokemon, that would make the zoo, not furry wich is worst
only one of those things you mentioned even has fur lmao
@@solidturtle6910lemme break it down for you, all zoophiles = furries, all furries ≠ zoophiles, its a sad but real truth.
Literally all of the ones designed to be "sexy" took more hesitation than all the more abstract ones
And a large amount of birds
It's a small thing called "shame" that caused that hesitancy
Those were the ones that he was legit considering instead of just joking around for a video.
Aside from the ones that caused him an immense, heart attack-level reaction. Those weren’t hesitation, those were whatever emotion he felt when first seeing Dimitrescu.
Conkeldurr: super sexy
Markiplier: "I'm not a masochist"
Also Markiplier: first smash on the whole video is the wasp Pokémon with not one but 3 stingers, two of which are drills
Imediatly followed up by a poisonous kobra.
@@rikulrevontheus800 snakes do give good head tho
Gorebyss also counts in this regard
He's a SMASHochist...
I'll leave now.
@@rikulrevontheus800 It's a venomous cobra. Not poisonous.
I love how he thought about gardevoir more than wailord...
Like gardevoir "hmmm maybe" and wailord "duh of course"
Also the "would this make me a furry" killed me
3:16 Wait till Markiplier breathes air
THE WAY HE SMASHES LIKE HALF OF THE GEN 5 POKEDEX
GEN 6 TOOz??
a bit of an exaggeration when you look at the pass to smash ratio lol
@@HabitualThinker
Yeah in truth it was the Gen 7 mons that he smashed the most.
What can we say, they're built different, almost like it was...intentional...
@@HabitualThinker even still, it’s 13 I counted, and considering his final total, it’s quite a large amount. Almost 1/5 in one Gen.
The fact that he literally never elaborates on his choices makes it funnier
Because then the video would be 12 hours long
@@Stabbant2000 “smash… but why”
@@Stabbant2000 i meant best would be to maybe shorten it down why he wanted to smash i guess.
Aye man, looking at his picks, I don't think he needs to explain.
@@Jarjarbinks683 Arbok though? Magneton?? Wailord???? Charjabug????????
He asks if smashing Lopunny makes him a furry, but doesnt hesitate to smash Tranquill, which is straight up just a bird
I love how every single time, without fail, the camera zooms in on him, he squints, and tilts his head slightly. Every, single, time.
"Smash, but why"😂
It's beyond our understanding
@@neothefox5205 beyond his as well I assume
"weirdly, smash.."
Magnetic.
It got screws
Markiplier has to be a masochist because literally most of them pokemon would be painful to smash.
Elaborate
@@sarcharasticperson442 You wouldn't comprehend, this is beyond us
"it's toxic but ya overlook that"
Where WOULD he even start with most of these tho???
Like I believe most Pokémon have no visible “holes”
@@spaaaaaaceee **who said marks the one penetrating** (cough Diglett and digtrio cough)
2:07 my guy wants to smash a nightmare
*yes*
And S A N D C A S T L E
He's the nightmare
“Would this make me a furry if I said smash?” Mark we are far beyond that point
The fact that he took so long to consider Gardevoir and Lopunny is funny.
I feel like it was actually an easy decision, he was just debating on whether or not it would be worth the hit to his dignity
@@HQ_Default what would you do smash or pass?
and he yet didn't even hesitated to consider Turtonator
_i'm scared_
then Liligant and Gothitelle got insta-smash
@@HQ_Default the dude made a video about this, thats like 20 minutes long, his dignity is SHOT
He's smashing Ditto? We're getting doubleplier.
Multiplier or Mark2plier
@@dinosaurwithcake1256 Fun Fact: He thought by combining the word Multiplier and his name Mark would be cool. Hence the name Markiplier
selfcest?
@@ItzPaydayFellas m4sturb4t10n?
Markiplier
How about Marktplier
No way Mark said 'smash' to Greninja without hesitation 💀
Mark really putting the cream in ice cream 2:43
💀
I love how with Salazzle and Florges he’s thinking “HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY PASS?”
Just say pass. It's not that difficult
@@ShinySalazzle no
@@ShinySalazzle That's cap.
and to a lesser extent with tsareena and pheromosa
@@thinklikeageek97 I've fucked a moth before (on accident) but I don't think I'd have the guts to smash Pheromosa dude
Mark just casually admitting he has a thing for coils is the funniest fucking thing about this video.
Coils and magnets. I guess this is because he has a fetish for *controlled shocks* (FNAF reference)
@@Rudxain Aw man, I thought it was a Super Smash Bros. Brawl reference.
Coilsssss are great ;)
@@yourlocalreptillian1742 Normie coils are inferior. Embrace the Sigma Tesla Coils LMAO
@@Rudxain bc hes a engineer
The fact that mark hesitates on Pokémon like lopunny because he’s concerned smashing will make him a furry and then not even hesitating with full on birds.
Well you aren't a furry if you fuck an animal, just a rapist who is likely psychotic.
Surprised he passed Arceus, despite their "respectable power."
Mark: *says Smash to all the waifu looking pokemon *
Also Mark: *says smash to several birds, bugs, a sandcastle, and Stonehenge*
I don't know if it's worse for your genitalia to be covered in sand or nearly smashed by stones
And a Wailord
He didn't say smash on all the *clears throat* "favorite female pokemon" like he passed goodra and Vaporeon. Even though I would pass Vaporeon too because I'm not being a part of the meme.
A teacup, a parrotfish with razor sharp teeth, a rune, and a bunch of magnets
XD
i have to agree with markiplier most of them would be really cool in smash
Mewtwo is pretty cool in smash so I have to agree
@@miscellaneoof as one who mains Mewtwo in SSBU, I agree
@@pokemon_trainer_isaiah Same
@@pokemon_trainer_isaiah what is SSBU? Can you please tell me!
@@artmelon5370 Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
"THERE ARE NO RULES AGAINST THE POKEMON BATMAN! " -The Joker
That angelic smooth voice when he says “smash.”
Imagine markiplier gets announced to be a playable character in smash and this is the way they introduce him
Markiplier Smashes His Way Into Smash
@@goblinbabe But who exactly is he smashing
@@ilovecakecanihaveapiece Smash Ultimate, he smashes everybody
clown timeline confirmed
Markiplyer Smashes his Smash into Smash by Smashing Masahiro Sakurai
Mark: *Questions whether smashing Lopunny would make him a furry*
Also Mark: *Says smash to a literal pigeon*
And almost every fox
are there bug furries? cuz if so beedrill
@@devthegoogleuser6198 I think they're called Buggies
@@antismo9998 *buggies*
@@antismo9998 well furries are based on fur, scalelies on scales, and featherys on feathers so if would be whatever bugs are made of
I love how you can clearly see him mentally calculating the logistics before answering.
I love how he tries avoiding being a furry, but proceeds to smash the ones that definitely make him a furry.
Also the fact that he's doing a Smash or Pass video about *pokemon.*
Welp. The council continues with new additions
I love how he tries to avoid being a furry in a video where he's considering which _Pokemon_ he'd smash 😂 Like at that point what difference does it make if it technically does or doesn't make you a furry 🤣
Ninetails🤤🤤
And then proceeds to smash a rock without any problem
"Would this make me a furry if I said smash?"
You said smash to a full ass cobra, I think the humanoid rabbit is less to worry about at that point.
don't act like the cobra don't got that killer deepthroat tho
also a whole-ass fox
@@StafkiGTN I'm pretty sure it's a different reason. Dude picked whalelord and snakes. Pretty sure it's vore
@@sparky-xz1nb Oh..
@@sparky-xz1nb i doubt it, as those were like the only 2 pokemon that could really do that.
AND THEN SOMETHING JUST SNAPPED,
SOMETHING INSIDE OF ME
1:54
“Is that a butt? Smash.” Poor snom.
With some pokemons he was probably joking... but it's so obvious that he had something with: Lopunny, Tsareena, Hatterene, Salazzle and Florgues.
*+ Mewtwo and Gardevoir.
Stonjourner*
dont forget wailord
Definitely Florgues
Pheromosa too
It’s marvelous how he isn’t biased at all. He gives every single one the consideration they deserve. He understands the weight of his decisions and accounts for every variable. A true scholar of our time.
He doesn't even worry about the potential danger of such things. Actually I wonder what are his bases at all
I think he’s just looking for a mouth or some type of hole 🕳
Indeed, my dear fellow! He even smashed upon every Pokémon type at _least_ twice! Quite prodigious of him, I'd say!
@@thegk-verse4216 For real tho, I want to know where and how he draws the line. What are his standards and his taboos? Why Beedrill and Diglett got a "smash", for example?
@@standard-carrier-wo-chan diglett for the mouth i guess. Some of his choices make me assume he is bisexual, which explains why some of his choices looked so masculine while some more feminine, beedrill is gonna drill him. I dont know anything about this dude btw
"There's nothing there...... *smash*"
and
"It's an owl... pass. It's just another owl. PASS. (Decidueye) ...... Smash."
Get me every time.
plot twist. this is actually a list of every pokemon he has ALREADY smashed. hes on a quest to catch them all all.
Just so you know, Mark passed on Milotic, but smashed on Gorebyss and Bruxish. I dunno why, but that's hilarious to me.
Milotic would be comforting and soft, gorebyss and bruxish could both kill you, and that is exactly why markiplier smashed
Markiplier likes the type of Pokémon that will literally just kill him
He's a masochist
He's got some enlightened takes
He also passed vaporeon smh
The bellsprout line was like a goldilocks choice, apparently bellsprout was too little and victorybell(completely forgot how to spell that) was too much. Weepinbell was just right.
Gotta get the right size.
Can't be too tight or too loose.
Pretty sure is victreebel but I'm not sure
_Pretty_ sure it was the fucking *_TEETH._*
Weepinbell got them DSL's
"There's nothing here...
Smash"
4:07
So thats why Markiplier is on the hospital
I like how he rejected some over "that would make [him] a furry" but also said yes to ninetails.
9 times the tails, nine times the fur!
And Blaziken, Delphox, and Lopunny. Who are as close to literal furries as you can get.
Lopunny design is more like waifu pokemon rather than furry pokemon.
Looks rather human than werewolves
And literal birds
Mostly literal birda
I love his reaction to seeing Salazzle
"Oh fucking christ. Its 100% female?"
I hate it
100% female, eh? I think it's analogous to how some lizards will change sex during mating season
@@falloutfreek1992 Salazzle reproduce by seducing other species of male variety with pharamomes . This includes humans .
@@beansat3am so it's possible for male humans and female pokemon to breed. Screw Vaporeon, Salazzle is a better choice
@@a_random_lizardyou are cringe and based at the same time
Markiplier: **takes one look at nihilego** smash
Nihilego, which is a literal parasite and is desperate for a host to control:
...
*THAT WAS EASY*
Good thing he passed the " most breadable" pokemon according to human reproduction said by a guy
For the record, I agree with his choice on Tsareena, but you don't smash Tsareena. She 100000% smashes YOU.
what if im into it 😈
@@krivixtc I mean to each their own, I'm just sayin'. lol
The way you make her evolve is by teaching her stomp so yeah.
@@KEEPTALKIN8215 cbt
Same with salazzle, it's canon
i like that some of the smashes were jokes, but others you can see hes genuinely thinking and going “well, actually…”
The incredible consistency in his choices makes it clear the smashes come from the heart
Fr tho, Who wouldnt smash wailord
@@sern1225 pokemon who doesn't belong to Wailord egg group.
@@MrPenetroso well, they're missin out
The literall tea cup, i mean h o w
I hope mark knows that beneath the hair, hatterene is pretty much a little stick figure
I like how he squints his eyes most of the time, thinking of all the ways he could smash with the pokemon in that moment.
I can't believe Markiplier would ACTUALLY smash a freaking Sandcastle.
Imagine him at the beach and someone is building a sandcastle and you see Markiplier looking at that Sandcastle and biting his lower lip and looking at it seductively 😂
who wouldn't?
Forgive me but it would look like this
ruclips.net/video/LAIqfPu-Fa8/видео.html
The sandcastle would drain his life essence before he got the chance to smash it.
Yeah, doesn't he know sand is coarse, rough, and gets everywhere?
Mark: Would smash any Pokémon with even the slightest sexual features
Mark when he gets to Magneton: Smash, but why?
Id say he wouldve smashed a lot more then, id say for the average redditor it would be about half of the existing pokemon, probably a lot more 😂
Most likely the magnetic personality.
Have you seen the gen 3 sprite? He got a DUMPTRUCK
Magnets sucks better.
My theory is that the faces of Magneton look vaguely like boobs.
It's okay.
He's only human after all
Markiplier is pretty normal with his choices of pokemons
I can’t get over his reaction to the sheer audacity that is salazzle’s design. I don’t really blame him either. Like, for real, how the HELL did that design get through into the final game.
Because The Pokemon Company and GameFreak knows their fanbase?
The pokemon world is already (gamefreak would admit it or not) a very weird, dangerous and scary place, for what the old books says in game, human/pokemon relationships where normal in the past and im not sure humans dont smash pokemon in some places even in moderm pokemon times... so having a 100% female ratio lizard with tits... yeah that anything but weird in a world like that
@@jeffblacklight104 Especially a 100% female ratio lizard with tits that exudes gas designed to cultivate reverse harems. It's not even out of place among the dead children stumps and the candle that eats souls
@@jeffblacklight104
That lizard canonically seduces and reproduces with men.
@@combativeThinker see? The fact that it has that "fkc me" body is actually normal... which was pokemon's demografic again?
"Would that make me a furry if I said smash?"
So does 9 tails not count?
Nah fam Ninetails is straight beastiality.
@@ghostchill2722 yeah but i guess delphox counts
Blaziken?
I mean to be fair, Ninetales has a questionable level of sapience (alot of pokemon do) If I recall there was even one in the anime that tried to seduce Brock with the illusion of a human woman just because he reminded her of her old master that she lost.
@@ghostchill2722
Bestiality is relations with a lower animal, and since a lot of Pokémon have the sapience/emotional complexities of humans, Ninetales included, it technically wouldn't be.
Meowth is legit just a regular ass Meowth and he still taught himself English just by watching humans because he wanted to get laid...and he can operate/build complex machinery on top of that
The Lileep reaction is hands down the funniest. In utter repulse at it then calmy decides *smash* lol
1:51 Markiplier really smashing my favorite pokemon huh?
The markiplier lore grows more and more intricate each day
The Markiplier lore is pretty deeper than the whole FNAF lore y'know.
Thank you, now I'll be able to make my "Pokémon that Markiplier would smash" themed team on Pokémon Showdown
Exactly what I was thinking lmfaoo and thought of how could I make it somewhat competent too 💀
... * slowly saves this video to make a team later*
Only 6 remember that choose wisely
A lot of pokemon on here got Dex'ed in gen 8, so this team would be in Gen 7 OU. I had to work with what I can, hence the weird ass typing combinations, but here it is:
-Standard wall Blissey
-Specs Tapu Lele
-Spikes+Waterium Z Greninja/Ash-Greninja
-Guts Conkeldurr
-Mega Lopunny (Standard set)
-Magnet Pull Magneton
Dark/Fighting/Psychic defensive core (Not good in Gen 7 OU, but eh) balance team, 2 sp. attackers and 2 physical attackers. Magneton exists to kill off the inevitable Mega Scizor, Skarm, or Ferrothorn. No one on this team can set up rocks and this team will fall flat against the likes of Toxapex and Mega Sableye. Now pray to god that these pokemon have hotness that is relative to their strength, and may Markiplier smile upon ye.
The number of Pokémon he would smash is the same about of Pokémon introduced in gen 6
I feel like he’s also considering “how would this work?”
Mark: Would I be a furry for lopunny?
Also Mark: *Smashes beedrill, arbok, and many other creatures considered scaley and furry*
smash beedrill with rock
he debates on lopunny, smashes fuckin cinderace which is just as bunny and furry without question
He also said he’d fuck the sandcastle
Mark be like: I may be a zoophile, but at least I'm not a furry /j
Holy crap I didn’t realize until now Scaley is a word. They define people who like scales. Just like furries define people who like fur. Pinche mamónes🤣
Some of these choices surprise me, some of them do not. Markiplier is a furry, he proves it here.
pretty sure this goes beyond furry. furry definitely, but also MORE.
And a scalie, as shown by Salazzle.
I think it runs in the family. I mean, look at his brother.
@@Notboxen he has a brother?
@@Yeahboii7648 yep, he does, and his brother is a furry. I think he’s making his own furry show/series or something? Idk, I haven’t looked into it much.
To this day, I don't know what exactly drove him to pick Smash for Sigilyph.
When he reached zoroark he just gave up lmao
"I will not be explaining anything. I will not be taking any questions. Goodbye." Funniest part of video 🤣
Correct!
One can’t seem to deduce that his logic is to D-down a pumpkin. He snuck in literal smashes as well
I’d like to think that Gourgeist kind of reminds him of Amy with pink hair.
smash the cup
Smashing pumpkins you say?
Its got a mouth.
3:17
Mark: "There's nothing here"
Also Mark: "Definitely smash"
3:04
“IM ONLY HUMAN AFTER ALL IM ONLY HUMAN AFTER ALL DONT PUT THE BLAME ON ME”
His snicker at cloyster tells me what he was thinking, and a lot of people know as well.
I'm still not sure on the method of how he's going to smash cloyster, probably with a hammer but
@@saghwteam I mean, it's whole body is a vagina lol
I mean there was a double battle with the opponents being a couple with an ONIX and CLOYSTER.....I think it was in platinum? or maybe FR/LG.... I forgot but it does exist
@@Hessonite_Dragon_Helen it's in HG/SS
It's literally a vagina. Has a cliterous and circular face below...
This is one of the most down bad comment sections I've ever seen, complete with in depth conversations. I spent longer than I should have reading all these comments and having a great laugh. Ya'll keep doing you.
I just hope most of them are jokes
@@Kuba_K ha.
i’m like. beyond disturbed
...smash
Ppl down bad have the best humor, kind of have to
"Im gonna do it Batman"
bro said "would this make me a furry?" at lopunny like he didn't say smash to ninetales
"CAN YOU BEAT EVERY POKEMON GAME BUT ONLY WITH POKEMON THAT MARKIPLIER WOULD SMASH?" Are most likely gonna happen and I'm actually looking forward to it
That's a really good video idea
10/10
not if you dont mod it, i think he said pass to all starters, but it would be fun seeing a video like that where only the starter is changed
Bruh literally said smash to some of thier final forms so its fine to use thier first forms ig
X and Y would be a good game to do this in. He chose two of the starters final evolutions and there's a wide variety of the other Pokémon. Oh God why am I considering this?!
I would use: Decidueye (as the starter), Arbok, Magneton, Misdreavus, Gardevoir and Bruxish.
Decidueye is one my favorite grass types and ghost types, Arbok and Bruxish because I have never used them before and always wanted. Magneton and Misdreavus are casually my favorite pokemon (not Magnezone or Mismagius) and Gardevoir because... there are too much reasons.
There's just something incredibly hilarious about Markiplier very calmly and very quietly going "Smash"
I will always be mad that he gave Roserade a pass.
I love his moments of reflection
2:04 Two things I love about this one: a) it took him 22 smashes to consider if he would be considered a furry, and b) he doesn't actually hesitate much after questioning it, immediately says smash
I don't know how I called him smashing Lunala but I'm not complaining
similar tastes perhaps.
The moon is female soooo...
@@sauciine perhaps...
@@blastbomb2798
Yes but look at Urshifu
Yet he skipped Lunatone for being a a moon
Hesitates on Gardevoir, doesnt even blink when he sees Gothitelle. A man of culture.
4:46 This moment kickstarted my channel.
I don't know how I feal oubout it
Him reconsidering blissey made me laugh way more than I should.