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  • Опубликовано: 13 июн 2012
  • CONAN highlight: Jack McBrayer & Triumph the Insult Comic Dog pay a visit to Chicago's infamously hostile hot dog stand.
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  • @KalinTylerFN
    @KalinTylerFN 2 года назад +7528

    Most under-appreciated part of this is how the workers never break eye contact with the puppet to look at the guy actually talking. That's what makes this work.

    • @jasonchavez8706
      @jasonchavez8706 2 года назад +280

      Puppet??? Wtf r u talking about what puppet.

    • @BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n
      @BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n 2 года назад +99

      @@jasonchavez8706 aren't we all puppets in hands of god

    • @jasonchavez8706
      @jasonchavez8706 2 года назад +97

      @@mx_k_ch6091 your telling me the dog is a puppet???? Ummmm ya OK 👌sure if u say so .

    • @abderrahimabderrahim6659
      @abderrahimabderrahim6659 2 года назад +8

      @@jasonchavez8706 haha you get it

    • @joelpocalips
      @joelpocalips 2 года назад +8

      @@jasonchavez8706 you on another level my guy.

  • @somanytakennames
    @somanytakennames 3 года назад +7417

    Jack’s delivery of “BITCH, TIP” was flawless.

    • @ryanm9105
      @ryanm9105 3 года назад +127

      somanytakennames it was like each word was sentence.

    • @JohnDoe-su1nx
      @JohnDoe-su1nx 3 года назад +40

      somanytakennames I cried so hard 😂😂😂

    • @Megalomaniac11
      @Megalomaniac11 3 года назад +23

      Hahaha what have they done to that guy😂😂

    • @rastaferion
      @rastaferion 2 года назад +6

      do you want to take this hot dog home?...

    • @MsDudette21
      @MsDudette21 2 года назад +26

      the accent just makes it 10 times better

  • @stux101ksb4
    @stux101ksb4 2 года назад +6211

    “Do you know why you work for tips? Because no one will stick the whole thing in.” That’s one of the greatest lines of all time.

    • @fredericoterrell5160
      @fredericoterrell5160 2 года назад +30

      Classic!

    • @kafalotofeao462
      @kafalotofeao462 2 года назад +12

      I don't really get it

    • @mrigendrahansdah582
      @mrigendrahansdah582 2 года назад +90

      @@kafalotofeao462 he is implying that during sex the males don't shove the whole thing in. They just have to work with the tips.

    • @Brinkaskfavor
      @Brinkaskfavor 2 года назад +71

      That and “oh no you didn’t Graduate high school”

    • @derickennedy6278
      @derickennedy6278 2 года назад +10

      ULTIMATE BURN!

  • @jeffl977
    @jeffl977 2 года назад +1749

    I love this episode. That woman was a worthy opponent and a good sport. Triumph rocks the house wherever he goes.

    • @RichV20
      @RichV20 Год назад +64

      I think the Hot Dog Queen was the only to ever keep up with Triumph and result in a draw. It was a slugfest with some of the funniest slams.

    • @jeffl977
      @jeffl977 Год назад +35

      @@RichV20 Totally agree. I love that chick and the whole hardcore gang behind that counter. And the very end kills me where Triumph is snarfing out his nose and that one dude is totally pissed and his GF is laughing but she topples over.

    • @gilveber2929
      @gilveber2929 Год назад

      @@RichV20 i think she lost because she is a good person, so she gave up acting like the mean bi tch she isnt.

    • @draum8103
      @draum8103 Год назад +16

      Poochie (the main insulting lady) at the end: 'You gonna sign this tittie before you leave!' lol

    • @charleybarley914
      @charleybarley914 5 месяцев назад

      I still wanna know if Jack signed that tittie

  • @oo0_DannyPhantom_0oo
    @oo0_DannyPhantom_0oo 7 лет назад +21237

    There's trash talkers, and then there's professional trash talkers.

    • @DIESEL0759
      @DIESEL0759 7 лет назад +434

      Now wait, please clarify as to the "professional trash talkers". Do you mean the WC staff or Triumph?? I'd say both qualify!!

    • @jinostacks
      @jinostacks 7 лет назад +64

      including yourself brick!

    • @garrettbonneville7866
      @garrettbonneville7866 6 лет назад +60

      These people sound like me talking to my friends

    • @triumphthecomicinsultdog4587
      @triumphthecomicinsultdog4587 6 лет назад +183

      What makes it professional is my cigar that always falls out my mouth and me humping my victims after insulting them.

    • @randomazn420
      @randomazn420 6 лет назад +12

      Professional haters lol

  • @daganrose4427
    @daganrose4427 4 года назад +4647

    Credits to the guy that had to bleep all this out

  • @wowomg1980
    @wowomg1980 Год назад +731

    One of the best moments of Conan
    “You wanna char dog? How about a STFU with cheese?” 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @draum8103
      @draum8103 Год назад +1

      Jack: 'Would you like this wiener to go, or would you like to shove it up your ass right here???'

    • @Pacific_Norfweest
      @Pacific_Norfweest Год назад +17

      Pile it on, Jack. Mustard, relish, disinfectant...

  • @OfficialExilica
    @OfficialExilica Год назад +851

    I still watch this at least two or three times a year. Such a classic moment.

    • @StoneE4
      @StoneE4 Год назад +18

      Me too. This and _Triumph Attends The Premiere Of "Star Wars: Attack Of The Clones."_

    • @vivekdubey3514
      @vivekdubey3514 Год назад +13

      I watch it everyday

    • @user-ps1ft1hy4j
      @user-ps1ft1hy4j 5 месяцев назад +4

      I hadn't known how much I needed this until I rewatched it again tonight for the umpteenth time. I really need to make a habit of this.

    • @atbrooks2923
      @atbrooks2923 2 месяца назад +4

      Same😂

  • @subline_funtime
    @subline_funtime 4 года назад +6011

    The roast battle went so hard he started working there

    • @vicmartone
      @vicmartone 4 года назад +156

      There's no battle, he straight up murdered her

    • @chriscripplercruz1833
      @chriscripplercruz1833 3 года назад +58

      He immediately became CEO

    • @marvinfrancisco4812
      @marvinfrancisco4812 2 года назад +7

      the was the interview process, if you broke the trash talkers you are in

  • @deinVater9983
    @deinVater9983 5 лет назад +9319

    " Do you kiss your pimp with that mouth "
    I died there

    • @88omair
      @88omair 5 лет назад +125

      Dam that sucks, because it got even better after that

    • @GeraldHarris-cf2zh
      @GeraldHarris-cf2zh 5 лет назад +7

      We were dead together

    • @YaBoiBrendo
      @YaBoiBrendo 5 лет назад +101

      “How do you sleep in your car at night” killed me.

    • @ratleader90
      @ratleader90 5 лет назад +8

      @@YaBoiBrendo With the engine on.

    • @ramiro420247
      @ramiro420247 5 лет назад +1

      HaHAHAHAH

  • @tfd829
    @tfd829 10 месяцев назад +206

    "Nothing gets past you especially carbohydrates!"
    I'm dying. 😂

    • @krose9941
      @krose9941 2 месяца назад +2

      I felt that because I, too, need to leave the carbs alone. I love that place!

    • @deadschooled
      @deadschooled Месяц назад +1

      I can hear Triumph in my head 🤣

  • @garrettgravley
    @garrettgravley 5 месяцев назад +94

    What I love the most about this is that you can see the mutual respect between Triumph/Robert and the employees even as they're hurling insults at one another.

  • @riverduck3
    @riverduck3 3 года назад +5380

    My son went here years ago. He and the large black lady exchanged insults the whole time. Then while he was leaving, she said, "have a good night sweetie". I want to go there!

    • @rezaadara7866
      @rezaadara7866 3 года назад +552

      What is the point of going there to be insulted? As an Asian I just have to go to family gathering to get roasted.

    • @rezaadara7866
      @rezaadara7866 3 года назад +38

      @Sweettt! dont go there. The food doesnt seem good either

    • @awesomebeard1973
      @awesomebeard1973 2 года назад +77

      @@rezaadara7866 sonce uou are Asian, if you really want to get yelled at ...drive.
      LOL

    • @afroshined
      @afroshined 2 года назад +72

      Large black lady, which one?

    • @jonnyrello5982
      @jonnyrello5982 2 года назад +31

      I grew up and still live in a "roasting" culture.
      If you can't hang, tough titty.
      Hold your own in the smack talking game and you'll get your respect.

  • @katieacker7652
    @katieacker7652 4 года назад +8368

    I love how everyone was quietly getting their work done, while this woman argued at a dog.

    • @yoyu8641
      @yoyu8641 4 года назад +136

      Well just another Tuesday

    • @JammastaJ23
      @JammastaJ23 3 года назад +102

      Really she argued with Robert Smigels right arm lol

    • @brett8460
      @brett8460 3 года назад +120

      The guy in red was having the time of his life. 😂

    • @flixnetty8303
      @flixnetty8303 3 года назад +42

      "relish, onion, disinfectant" - in 2020, we call that the COVID-19 special

    • @stefanbrouwer459
      @stefanbrouwer459 3 года назад +21

      And at some point everyone just stopped just to listen to their arguement xD

  • @MOOSEKEE
    @MOOSEKEE Год назад +150

    love how throughout the yelling is the little life lessons the lady says like "don't do drugs sir", "don't be ashamed"

  • @mikemckelvey5062
    @mikemckelvey5062 2 года назад +397

    I still think this is the greatest thing that has ever been on television.

  • @LemonToGo
    @LemonToGo 4 года назад +6853

    I love how they broke character when the dog destroyed them

    • @bourdie1979
      @bourdie1979 4 года назад +296

      That's why his name is Triumph

    • @whoopshey826
      @whoopshey826 4 года назад +205

      thats not a character. thats how they really are in that place. i worked in a kitchen and it was very close to this, but in the south. i honestly dont know how many times i called people motherfuckers and retards.

    • @danshotguns4226
      @danshotguns4226 4 года назад +40

      @@whoopshey826 triumph is indeed a character sir..

    • @DaeDaeDotNet
      @DaeDaeDotNet 4 года назад +12

      😅😂 They sure did too funny

    • @SouthernSkeptic
      @SouthernSkeptic 4 года назад +33

      Shotguns, he was obviously talking about the workers. You know that's why he said "they" you ridiculous millennial.

  • @eagle_ate_hawk
    @eagle_ate_hawk 4 года назад +3548

    "You're like Nicki Minaj minus the everything."
    Jesus.

    • @gabecandee5374
      @gabecandee5374 4 года назад +30

      Idk, sounds more like a compliment to me.

    • @vonvonnie1785
      @vonvonnie1785 4 года назад +19

      @@gabecandee5374 its not

    • @makaveli6873
      @makaveli6873 4 года назад +10

      Eagle Strike I spit out my lunchable

    • @zf5656
      @zf5656 4 года назад +9

      He just told her she is nothing. The setup to it made it so much better. Made peace, told her he loved her. Said, she is like Nikki, and then BAM

    • @communistjesus
      @communistjesus 4 года назад

      Eagle Strike you're like Nicki Minaj - the Everything. Jesus++++Thank you for the Unsolicited close captioning. However, thankfully my hearing is top notch...

  • @robsimpson6537
    @robsimpson6537 Год назад +121

    The worker in red laughing is hilarious 😂

  • @tonicarpenter4126
    @tonicarpenter4126 Год назад +234

    A decade later and I'm still crying-hollering-laughing over this video.

  • @JAS-kd7xx
    @JAS-kd7xx 4 года назад +3588

    “How do you sleep in your car at night!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @danieldougan269
      @danieldougan269 4 года назад +78

      "Oh no you didn't...go to high school.
      Oh no you didn't...wash your ass today."

    • @user-gi3dy3ie6t
      @user-gi3dy3ie6t 3 года назад +21

      Even the people behind her are laughing 😂

    • @Megalomaniac11
      @Megalomaniac11 3 года назад +6

      This one burst me into laughter🤣

    • @manuelreynoso8297
      @manuelreynoso8297 3 года назад +3

      brooo, that part!!!, that part!!! its all!!!!

    • @jaidenarias5912
      @jaidenarias5912 3 года назад +3

      Follow the Ten Commandments and read Ephesians 4:29 please. Don’t fall into greed, let yourself fall into God’s graceful hands please.

  • @apihmohd
    @apihmohd 4 года назад +5999

    "you know why you working for tips?because no one gonna stick the whole thing inside" 😂

    • @chriscripplercruz1833
      @chriscripplercruz1833 4 года назад +144

      Ive been using that line for 7 years now lol

    • @iiiplay2much937
      @iiiplay2much937 4 года назад +48

      All the weeney whiney crybaby millennials 24- 35 years old now who cant laugh at themselves... or anything period... who would cry about how rude this is (on purpose) makes it even funnier 😝😆😜

    • @jamesashton2291
      @jamesashton2291 4 года назад +13

      I’m sorry but I wasn’t born with a perfect English so what does that line mean?

    • @Ahmed-Interrupted
      @Ahmed-Interrupted 4 года назад +29

      @@jamesashton2291 as in the tip of a penis instead of the whole thing

    • @vep8434
      @vep8434 4 года назад +5

      @@Ahmed-Interrupted thank you

  • @jeopardy60611
    @jeopardy60611 Год назад +26

    3:39 "You listen to me, Queen LaQueefah!!!!!!" Awesome!

  • @MrCamp
    @MrCamp 2 года назад +273

    Triumph and Poochie yelling over each other while the rest of the crew is just doing their jobs indiscreetly will always send me.

  • @alexisreyes2380
    @alexisreyes2380 4 года назад +5379

    “How do you sleep in you car at night” 💀💀💀

    • @dolphinsays
      @dolphinsays 4 года назад +30

      surprisingly clean and still one of the best burns ever. its like the perfect insult.

    • @666Davee666
      @666Davee666 4 года назад +8

      THAT WAS EPIC!!!!! xD My mouth hurts to laugh xD

    • @justindenney-hall5875
      @justindenney-hall5875 4 года назад +22

      @@666Davee666 My favorite part was "LISTEN HERE QUEEN LAQUEEFA !"

    • @reginadisbrow4486
      @reginadisbrow4486 4 года назад +26

      Young-God yes!! That, and "nothing gets past you, especially carbohydrates!!"--almost peed.

    • @justindenney-hall5875
      @justindenney-hall5875 4 года назад

      @@reginadisbrow4486 HAHAHAHA ! "Almost peed."

  • @MichaelHolmgaard
    @MichaelHolmgaard 3 года назад +2708

    "Nothing gets past you. Especially carbohydrates"
    lololololol

    • @J_131
      @J_131 3 года назад +65

      😂😂😂
      He absolutely destroyed them, but they were such great sports. That’s what made it that much better. Two bantor masters

    • @newphonewhodis2457
      @newphonewhodis2457 3 года назад +4

      "Nothing gets past you. Especially carbohydrates"
      lololololo

    • @PresidentUSVI
      @PresidentUSVI 3 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @erikai1817
      @erikai1817 3 года назад

      Omg haha!!!!🤣

  • @TheRosenmi12
    @TheRosenmi12 Год назад +112

    Everyone broke character after the Tyler Perry line 🤣

  • @daveidmarx8296
    @daveidmarx8296 2 года назад +189

    I love @3:16 when Triumph appears the audience just explodes cuz they know shit's about to get real.

    • @randypalmer2328
      @randypalmer2328 Год назад +16

      I like the MC dude in the back who looks hard as hell until Triumph pops up and he breaks into a huge grin knowing that he hasn't seen half the violence as what's about to transpire.

    • @daveidmarx8296
      @daveidmarx8296 Год назад +2

      @@randypalmer2328 You're right!! I never noticed him before. That's awesome!! 🙂

  • @daviddoyle543
    @daviddoyle543 3 года назад +3774

    The woman with the blue hair got promoted to manager. She's been there a long time. 😂

    • @damastashonuff
      @damastashonuff 3 года назад +49

      Poochie!

    • @Glum1964
      @Glum1964 3 года назад +12

      Irrelevant, but thank you.....!

    • @mkind7765
      @mkind7765 3 года назад +362

      @@Glum1964 Maybe to you. It's relevant to those who are interested in a follow-up.

    • @emare7851
      @emare7851 3 года назад +95

      She’s awesome

    • @sbarron20
      @sbarron20 3 года назад +72

      Yay!!! Good for her!

  • @Eric-zz8rm
    @Eric-zz8rm 3 года назад +4520

    “Oh no you didn’t oh no you didn’t graduate highschool” is underrated

    • @jaidenarias5912
      @jaidenarias5912 3 года назад +21

      Follow the Ten Commandments and read Ephesians 4:29 please. Don’t fall into greed, let yourself fall into God’s graceful hands please.

    • @rilke1791
      @rilke1791 3 года назад +19

      what

    • @scottcameron8329
      @scottcameron8329 3 года назад +138

      @@jaidenarias5912 Ephesians 4:29 is a wonderful passage... FOR ME TO POOP ON!

    • @lonewolf2508
      @lonewolf2508 3 года назад +18

      @@scottcameron8329 lol

    • @wardyman70
      @wardyman70 3 года назад +6

      lmfao! 😂🤣😂

  • @nicky7738
    @nicky7738 Год назад +68

    6:47 I love the guy who laughs so hard he folds in half backwards

  • @gary609906
    @gary609906 Год назад +195

    "You gonna sign this titty before you go!" hahahahaha

  • @jerrysingh3807
    @jerrysingh3807 5 лет назад +2398

    Nothing gets passed you especially carbohydrates 🔥🤣😭😂

    • @ponchred
      @ponchred 4 года назад +25

      Past

    • @sharked8831
      @sharked8831 4 года назад +3

      Wtf is Jerry Singh, are you a mouse sala

    • @aaronrose3460
      @aaronrose3460 4 года назад +14

      Obviously she’s on the seafood diet. Whenever she sees food, she eats it.

  • @daveygivens735
    @daveygivens735 5 лет назад +2821

    It still amazes me that we I literally see a guy's hand and a paw on a stick and REFUSE to believe Triumph isn't real... lol

  • @TammyBundleballs
    @TammyBundleballs 2 года назад +269

    I have watched this remote so many times and I absolutely love it. At 1:30 his optimistic expression makes me laugh so hard right off the bat.

    • @RaulieGonzo97
      @RaulieGonzo97 2 года назад +14

      With the argument going on in front of him 😂😂😂

    • @TammyBundleballs
      @TammyBundleballs 2 года назад

      @@RaulieGonzo97 😁

    • @jimfox3816
      @jimfox3816 2 года назад

      This segment is genius!!!!

    • @cat3584
      @cat3584 Год назад +1

      Jim fox

  • @pyrecticwilliams9916
    @pyrecticwilliams9916 Месяц назад +4

    Everything Conan touches is gold. But this one right here, is on a whole nother level. I probably watch this dozens of times

  • @1fattyfatman
    @1fattyfatman 3 года назад +4405

    This is one of the best structured comic remote pieces I've ever seen. It will be studied for generations.

  • @imtheCoolest
    @imtheCoolest 5 лет назад +2630

    I met jack this summer. His kindness is not an act...he’s so damn lovely!!

  • @Pendragon981
    @Pendragon981 Год назад +173

    I always come back to this when my depression has reached critical mass, so wholesome and uplifting and the hostility is delightful.. 🐶 🌭

    • @salamanca1954
      @salamanca1954 Год назад +6

      It is very spiritual.

    • @anaguevara1900
      @anaguevara1900 6 месяцев назад +1

      Hahaha same!

    • @daniellinehan63
      @daniellinehan63 4 месяца назад

      Or SNL'S Shonda & Tondra
      Celebrity Showcase

    • @postatility9703
      @postatility9703 Месяц назад

      As we all know(or have just learned)laughter is the best medicine. 😅

  • @kayleeobrien9529
    @kayleeobrien9529 5 месяцев назад +37

    I was in the audience for this show!! As a die hard Conan fan I was so honored to be able to see this triumph remote live…in Chicago no less.

  • @j_bird27
    @j_bird27 3 года назад +3832

    So about 3 years ago I actually met Jack McBrayer at a taco truck in east LA out of all places lol. We talked and he was nice enough to take a picture with me, all around a super nice guy. Then I brought this video up and dude busted out laughing and told me how crazy it was and that he doesn't even like hot dogs to begin with lol.

    • @MHZAWI3
      @MHZAWI3 3 года назад +148

      He a really damn nice person

    • @ZombieMiezz
      @ZombieMiezz 3 года назад +55

      Thanks for sharing (:

    • @Jajais4u
      @Jajais4u 3 года назад +9

      @@MHZAWI3 right?

    • @davidmoser3535
      @davidmoser3535 3 года назад +35

      John be assured Jack likes weiners

    • @danieldougan269
      @danieldougan269 3 года назад +8

      @@davidmoser3535 Beat me to it!

  • @shwingarchive
    @shwingarchive 7 лет назад +2764

    I love how the staff is still just casually working, while her and the dog are going at it.😂

  • @shonkeymoulder6972
    @shonkeymoulder6972 Месяц назад +11

    11 years ago uploaded and I still watch this golden nugget of comedy

  • @plasmichoneytrip
    @plasmichoneytrip 4 месяца назад +16

    This segment should’ve won an Emmy!!! Everything about this was insanely funny.

  • @spaceye
    @spaceye 8 лет назад +3298

    One of the best Triumph segments ever. It's so quotable; every joke is gold.

    • @blakegorham1769
      @blakegorham1769 7 лет назад +24

      he messed them up

    • @jakelafake2499
      @jakelafake2499 7 лет назад +27

      oh no you didnt

    • @beautifulfacerocks9663
      @beautifulfacerocks9663 7 лет назад

      x

    • @starshipmongo
      @starshipmongo 7 лет назад +55

      It's so dense. Every single line has so many things going on.

    • @codyscott4301
      @codyscott4301 7 лет назад +15

      Jack Mcbrayer is the key to all this if we get him working, cause he's a funnier character than we've every had in any of the triumph sketches before.

  • @SEFYH
    @SEFYH 9 лет назад +747

    Triumph SLAYED everyone behind that counter!!!! LOLOLOLOL

    • @mikeyunovapix7181
      @mikeyunovapix7181 9 лет назад +33

      no not slayed, he SLAUGHTERED them XD

    • @SEFYH
      @SEFYH 9 лет назад +4

      Yep!! That too! LOL

    • @maybesashaa
      @maybesashaa 9 лет назад

      Bread Sandwich S...

    • @stevenjukes8208
      @stevenjukes8208 9 лет назад +4

      SEFYH I am British. I HAVE to go to this place. FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @SEFYH
      @SEFYH 9 лет назад

      Steven Jukes It can be a WILD experience! Good luck!! LOL

  • @jelanitarik7423
    @jelanitarik7423 Месяц назад +3

    🔥🔥🔥🔥3:18 was like a Superhero intro!!! When Triumph steps up it’s about to go down!

  • @nishantnayak3792
    @nishantnayak3792 2 года назад +33

    Pile in everything Jack "Radish, Onion , disinfectant" Got me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ZombieMiezz
    @ZombieMiezz 3 года назад +1042

    "I'm coming back with a friend & you'll be really sorry."
    And he did.

    • @TequilaMockingBird91
      @TequilaMockingBird91 3 года назад +25

      And they were

    • @elizabethbennet4791
      @elizabethbennet4791 2 года назад +10

      And she was!

    • @goodbuddyborf9246
      @goodbuddyborf9246 2 года назад +10

      I read this with Morgan Freeman’s voice

    • @yazajag
      @yazajag 2 года назад +2

      Poor Pusheen either didn't get much sleep or has a stomach infection like Triumph got eating dirty wieners. 🤮😅

  • @georgemaherjr2290
    @georgemaherjr2290 2 года назад +4194

    Those employees must never have a bad day being able to just express themselves like that. 😂

    • @calm1047
      @calm1047 2 года назад +385

      I used to work 3 blocks from this place and I ate lunch there. They have the best hot dogs and hamburgers. They only talk like that on the weekends after 10 p.m

    • @laserpanda94
      @laserpanda94 2 года назад +274

      @@calm1047 That makes a lot of sense. This seems like something that would be fun for a couple of hours but a nightmare if you had to keep it up all day every day!

    • @checkle1
      @checkle1 2 года назад +152

      @@calm1047 I was honestly worried about their mental state. That's wayyyy too much negativity. But if it's only a couple days and only for a couple hours, then it really does seem more like a therapy session hahaha.

    • @FWDSUXARSE
      @FWDSUXARSE 2 года назад +21

      It's the Playa haters ball all the time lol.

    • @headphonic8
      @headphonic8 2 года назад +41

      @@checkle1 There's an entire video of them expressing how emotionally draining it is and crying and stuff. They get severe abuse on a daily basis

  • @danp980
    @danp980 Месяц назад +1

    This is so AWSOME! He said queen laquiff. LOL.

  • @mijajajaja
    @mijajajaja 2 года назад +38

    I love how hard the guy in red is laughing at the "How do you sleep in your car at night" joke

    • @josakura
      @josakura 14 дней назад

      Same!! 😂

  • @ChinchillaDave
    @ChinchillaDave 4 года назад +3606

    Still one of the best segments Conan has ever made possible.

    • @visavakornv.7264
      @visavakornv.7264 4 года назад +5

      Agreed

    • @athveg34f
      @athveg34f 4 года назад +37

      100% agree. I come here every few months to just watch this video in awe. Darn near perfection. I still swell up when the old Western music plays and Triumph pops up by Jack in line.

    • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
      @DissociatedWomenIncorporated 4 года назад +3

      It aroused my interest in various ways.

    • @sjcflawless
      @sjcflawless 4 года назад +2

      Yes, so well deserved! Best person for the role too! What an honor!

    • @PeggyT1970
      @PeggyT1970 4 года назад +7

      C. Word Did you see the guy behind them in line smile, because he knows he’s in for a good showdown.😄

  • @morten1975dk
    @morten1975dk 7 лет назад +2642

    Working for tips joke was the best joke I ever heard....

    • @ray_beas
      @ray_beas 7 лет назад +89

      i seriously burst out laughing. i did not see that one coming :D

    • @ngathanhang9942
      @ngathanhang9942 7 лет назад +15

      can someone explain? i don't understand

    • @urgfswallows
      @urgfswallows 7 лет назад +34

      nga Thanhang when he says: cuz no one will stick the whole thing in, he's basically saying no one will have sex with them. Get it now?

    • @emmaduncan2991
      @emmaduncan2991 7 лет назад +61

      you know the guy in the red T-shirt memorized it for future use!

    • @trashcan9917
      @trashcan9917 7 лет назад +54

      Morten Christensen "BITCH,,,, TIP!"

  • @prmaninla
    @prmaninla 3 месяца назад +3

    This entire thing is perfection. I can't add anything new, except the guy at 3:17 who recognizes Triumph and starts laughing just gets me every time.

  • @jeffreyjeziorski1480
    @jeffreyjeziorski1480 4 месяца назад +9

    The projectile vomiting at the end was the cherry on top!!!

  • @mantistoboggan537
    @mantistoboggan537 3 года назад +1949

    Honestly, it's extremely wholesome that they called out Jack for being sweaty but also gave him napkins to wipe himself off

    • @gob2poof812
      @gob2poof812 Год назад +25

      What are you talking about, i think they meant the whole thing as an insult lol

    • @maxpf
      @maxpf Год назад

      he didnt even sweat rofl

    • @davimari88
      @davimari88 9 месяцев назад +6

      That’s Chicago hospitality at its core. 😂

    • @jkap34
      @jkap34 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@davimari88i still cant get over Ed Debevics leaving Chicago. It was my favorite place to go when I was in the city.

    • @stonewallperformance
      @stonewallperformance 7 дней назад

      And they’re lambasting him for apologizing for not doing drugs, yelling at him tk be proud of that! Lol very sweet!!

  • @vidasegunrichie
    @vidasegunrichie 3 года назад +5997

    How do you sleep in your car at night... OMG this man is a genious

    • @godbelow
      @godbelow 3 года назад +48

      genius

    • @madisonrose1893
      @madisonrose1893 3 года назад +9

      omg that went over my head

    • @hacatan24
      @hacatan24 2 года назад +5

      Yeah that was hella funny lol

    • @zekapten1922
      @zekapten1922 2 года назад +15

      For real, I remember that line like once every few months. And every time I remember it I have to come back here.

    • @adrik-l-9028
      @adrik-l-9028 2 года назад +1

      Was... RIP

  • @superamario6464
    @superamario6464 6 месяцев назад +13

    11 years later...still fecking awesome

  • @Harry-qh5rt
    @Harry-qh5rt 11 месяцев назад +36

    That was friggen brilliant! Kudos to the blue haired woman for going toe-to-toe!

  • @lilshortytoodopelove1610
    @lilshortytoodopelove1610 5 лет назад +900

    2:57 "I'm coming back with a friend and you will be very sorry"😂😂😂👌🔥

    • @MomijifanLowKI
      @MomijifanLowKI 4 года назад +25

      He was telling the truth

    • @marcen12
      @marcen12 4 года назад +19

      When I saw Triumph after that, it was adorable. Like only HE can insult Jack but if anyone else does, they will be sorry.

    • @TS-qq7vr
      @TS-qq7vr 4 года назад +2

      End of Act I.

    • @AleksandarIvanov69
      @AleksandarIvanov69 4 года назад +2

      LETS GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEEEEEE!

    • @albingeorge5
      @albingeorge5 4 года назад +1

      This was at this moment she knew, she FUCKED UP 😂

  • @svamandolin3546
    @svamandolin3546 6 лет назад +1495

    That young lady was a huge sport. Made this segment work. Love her.

    • @TS-qq7vr
      @TS-qq7vr 5 лет назад +26

      Yes, that is the correct adjective.

  • @AxelaGT
    @AxelaGT Год назад +9

    How Triumph triumphs without cursing is definitely underrated.
    Still watching in 2022.

    • @tippitytop
      @tippitytop Год назад

      What's the name of the guy with the dog/voicing him

    • @mlamanno
      @mlamanno 6 месяцев назад

      @@tippitytop
      Robert Smigel

  • @geisaune793
    @geisaune793 3 месяца назад +5

    When Triumph entered the frame and that cheer went up… goosebumps and chills

  • @EmeraldSunshine
    @EmeraldSunshine 7 лет назад +544

    "1800-588-2300 Empire bitch!" F****** Hilarious!! Triumph rocks!"" Take me out to the ballgame, I don't care if I ever get back!" Genius!

    • @deerlord2363
      @deerlord2363 7 лет назад +2

      What does that mean?

    • @sampson9115
      @sampson9115 7 лет назад +8

      +Deer Lord it was the random stuff he was saying when he was cussing her out 😂

    • @FA-cl1cv
      @FA-cl1cv 7 лет назад +34

      Empire's the name for a flooring and carpeting company in Chicago, and that number's from their TV ads which are very popular.

    • @sampson9115
      @sampson9115 7 лет назад +1

      +Farhan Arifuddin the fact that it's based in Chicago makes it 10× funnier

    • @EmeraldSunshine
      @EmeraldSunshine 7 лет назад +1

      I know, we have it too! Empire

  • @micahsamaka
    @micahsamaka 8 лет назад +324

    "Oh no you didn't go to high school" "oh no you didn't wash your ass today" 😂😂😂😂

    • @tdog652041
      @tdog652041 8 лет назад +160

      Nothing gets past you especially carbohydrates.

  • @safiuddinhanafy2014
    @safiuddinhanafy2014 2 года назад +43

    The fact she had an argument with the dog makes me laugh.

  • @LS-ix8fv
    @LS-ix8fv 2 года назад +10

    My favorite part is the dude in the red hat laughing at all the dogs insults

  • @amygrace3820
    @amygrace3820 8 лет назад +380

    jack is so innocent that when he said "BITCH TIP" i think i died, i am typing this as a ghostie

  • @Dhujdic
    @Dhujdic 9 лет назад +8921

    They should have sent Jordan Schlansky

    • @Georg1492
      @Georg1492 9 лет назад +291

      It's a legit idea, Sir!

    • @UFOgamers
      @UFOgamers 9 лет назад +274

      Dhujdic Are you crazy ? everybody will die there of boredom !

    • @MexicanKitty2
      @MexicanKitty2 9 лет назад +48

      HENNI Mohamed Is that a bad thing?

    • @n1s2e
      @n1s2e 9 лет назад +38

      Dhujdic the one person who whould brake them all

    • @iBeFloe
      @iBeFloe 9 лет назад +20

      Dhujdic OH Hell that would've been hilarious.
      LIke this & Jordan are 2 extremes & both would've been equally as funny to watch xD

  • @jeffreyyoders6366
    @jeffreyyoders6366 Год назад +139

    I never laughed this hard in my life. It was better being there in the audience that day but my sides actually hurt from laughing this hard. Several times I had to catch my breath so I didn't suffocate from laughing so hard.

    • @tippitytop
      @tippitytop Год назад +9

      Nice man. Wish I had experienced it live.

  • @isaacbarkley5053
    @isaacbarkley5053 2 года назад +88

    I wish they did more with this group. This was amazing

    • @Xman34washere
      @Xman34washere Год назад +3

      this isn't a comedy group this is just a straight up place in chicafo

    • @isaacbarkley5053
      @isaacbarkley5053 Год назад +2

      Lol I know. This was amazing even tho it was a random restaurant

  • @czarboyd6915
    @czarboyd6915 6 лет назад +352

    "Yelling at people like this for a Living?, How do you sleep in your car at night?" Golden.

  • @detectivepatchouli8266
    @detectivepatchouli8266 5 лет назад +1611

    "you know why you works for tips? coz no one wants to stick the whole thing in!"
    I DIED !!!! XD

    • @e_G_o_05
      @e_G_o_05 4 года назад +3

      akira amano Ssaaaaammmmmee!!! 😂😂😂

    • @amyluong7532
      @amyluong7532 4 года назад +3

      I didn’t get it

    • @RobbyHouseIV
      @RobbyHouseIV 4 года назад +7

      *whole

    • @1BigDaDo
      @1BigDaDo 4 года назад +1

      It's off the Conan show the joke

    • @ksuhdilla
      @ksuhdilla 4 года назад +1

      @@RobbyHouseIV I came looking for this comment. You're a mad lad.

  • @dbmano777
    @dbmano777 3 месяца назад +4

    “Get me some peanuts and cracker jacks. I don’t even care if I ever come back. Joseph and the amazing technicolor dream coat” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kdiggity70
    @kdiggity70 8 месяцев назад +17

    It never gets old. I've watched this easily over 50 times through the years. It's outstanding.

  • @emmi541
    @emmi541 7 лет назад +3033

    When I feel down I watch this video and everything is fine again.

  • @goinindry7478
    @goinindry7478 Год назад +61

    I have to say....Conan is a comedy genius. So underrated. This had me spitting my drink out of my nose.

    • @dgconnelly
      @dgconnelly 6 месяцев назад +3

      Smigle delivers!!

  • @gordonworth5461
    @gordonworth5461 Год назад +28

    This is by far one of the greatest moments in television history

  • @eternaljade97
    @eternaljade97 7 лет назад +990

    "How do you sleep in your car at night?" 😂

    • @LuciFer-yq6yy
      @LuciFer-yq6yy 7 лет назад +3

      lol

    • @FenrisEx
      @FenrisEx 7 лет назад +44

      That hit her hard. You can see how her heart broke if you watch it in slomo

    • @Sal_Gasol
      @Sal_Gasol 7 лет назад +16

      Aymen Naït Mihoub I disagree. I think she was more surprised at how good Triumph's shot was...

    • @BMoney8600
      @BMoney8600 6 лет назад +1

      Mr Seagull that killed me! 😂

    • @triumphthecomicinsultdog4587
      @triumphthecomicinsultdog4587 6 лет назад

      with her legs and arms out the open doors

  • @roeiedri5599
    @roeiedri5599 4 года назад +961

    6:46 the guy in the back straight up folded

    • @jay-b1223
      @jay-b1223 4 года назад +6

      Roei Edri 😂😂

    • @nellieeez
      @nellieeez 3 года назад +11

      he folded backwards 💀💀

    • @ryanm9105
      @ryanm9105 3 года назад +9

      He was remembering this is why he buys his hotdogs there.

  • @BigDook81
    @BigDook81 2 года назад +17

    This one and the Star Wars one always kill me. Both are straight classics.

  • @garylobo348
    @garylobo348 Год назад +20

    I loved when Triumph slowly appears and the crowd goes nuts. They know what's coming next!

  • @Ultima72
    @Ultima72 7 лет назад +125

    When you insult someone and you see him come back with Triumph, you know you fucked up.

  • @JazzTheDogOfWar
    @JazzTheDogOfWar 7 лет назад +478

    "do you know why you guys work for tips? because nobody would stick the whole thing in" hahahaha

  • @theronskier1
    @theronskier1 10 месяцев назад +5

    Pound for pound one of the greatest heavyweight battles we've ever seen in our lifetime.

  • @riogc3257
    @riogc3257 Год назад +42

    Still after years I always come back for a good laugh 👍🏼

  • @N4p0100
    @N4p0100 7 лет назад +6023

    Send Gordon Ramsay there and let's see what happens

    • @DocHolidayKY99
      @DocHolidayKY99 7 лет назад +186

      when one guy rejected what ramsay said to him he blew up in madness.

    • @michaelgmr60
      @michaelgmr60 7 лет назад +30

      shutting down a resturain?

    • @abdelbashiti7330
      @abdelbashiti7330 7 лет назад +179

      Gordon Ramsey would shut it down

    • @huerta25264
      @huerta25264 7 лет назад +129

      except these people, unlike people on the show, actually have business.

    • @teknacious
      @teknacious 7 лет назад +2

      napoleon yong RIP

  • @johnl.1718
    @johnl.1718 5 лет назад +1773

    this had to be such a pain in the ass to censor

    • @chriscripplercruz1833
      @chriscripplercruz1833 5 лет назад +26

      But so worth it

    • @uncle1886
      @uncle1886 5 лет назад +4

      I’d just bleep every word during the insults, but then again I’m lazy

    • @GeoffreyBronson
      @GeoffreyBronson 5 лет назад +15

      I've had to censor videos for my job and to be honest it's actually a lot of fun. Better than adding stock music to corporate adverts.

    • @nomtime8943
      @nomtime8943 4 года назад

      don't you mean
      pain in the a** ?

  • @timboslice1979
    @timboslice1979 2 месяца назад +1

    Triumph's little uniform.... absolutely darling! 😂

  • @kcosminhz7988
    @kcosminhz7988 2 года назад +4

    Thank you Conan, Jack McBrayer & Triumph (Robert Smigel)

  • @neenee0824
    @neenee0824 5 лет назад +651

    “how was you day at work today?”
    “i got cussed out by a talking dog with a cigar”

  • @tretre3892
    @tretre3892 8 лет назад +2187

    how do you sleep in your car at night?? lol!!

    • @queenofthorns6746
      @queenofthorns6746 7 лет назад +73

      You're like Nicki Minaj, minus the everything

    • @tretre3892
      @tretre3892 7 лет назад +8

      +Queen of Thorns 😂😂😂

    • @optimuschrist15
      @optimuschrist15 7 лет назад +49

      "You kiss yo pimp with that mouth?!!" haha

    • @CelynParry
      @CelynParry 7 лет назад +28

      oh no you didn't go to highschool

    • @tretre3892
      @tretre3892 7 лет назад +2

      Lmao!!!

  • @robsimpson6537
    @robsimpson6537 Год назад +36

    I must have watched this 30 times and it’s still hilarious.

  • @TheDylls
    @TheDylls 2 месяца назад +3

    That woman with the blue hair deserves a raise! She just kept up a constant barrage of insults with one of the greatest comedic minds of all time

  • @88omair
    @88omair 8 лет назад +600

    Triumph is probably the greatest asset that Conan has.
    That tip joke is UNBELIEVABLE (4:11). Sheer genius.

  • @oro3510
    @oro3510 8 лет назад +350

    Jack is so pure

  • @ishall9956
    @ishall9956 Год назад +42

    I’m sure the staff is really nice, just really good at dealing with BS at the same time LOL

    • @gilveber2929
      @gilveber2929 Год назад +1

      That s exactly my point. And real mean people are nice person , it takes heart to act mean like these girls do

    • @draum8103
      @draum8103 Год назад

      Uh, well the staff is creating the BS insults before the customers get a chance to! Lmao. 'Don't do meth sir it's not good for you' 'You look like Malibu Ken' 'Sorry? You should be sorry for whoever gave you that toupée' 'What your midget-ass want?' 'Oh look who's back with their raggedy-ass dog!' hahaha

    • @gilveber2929
      @gilveber2929 Год назад +2

      @@draum8103 i dont know if you are talking to me or to Ishall but making fun of someone 's look , especially on internet is really lame, i hope that you will agree and stop to do that.

    • @ishall9956
      @ishall9956 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@gilveber2929I don’t know what happened but I agree.

  • @charleybarley914
    @charleybarley914 5 месяцев назад +2

    Queen LaQueefa omfg, and she wasnt even fazed.

  • @hau5forlife
    @hau5forlife 4 года назад +2627

    "relish, onion, disinfectant" - in 2020, we call that the COVID-19 special

    • @popeyesguy6004
      @popeyesguy6004 4 года назад +3

      George Vasels gosh darn it I can’t like it’s already six nine

    • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
      @DissociatedWomenIncorporated 4 года назад +8

      You know I hear great things about, you know, hitting the body with a massive dose of onions, perhaps internally, and it just kills the virus in a minute, of course the doctors have to look into that. And relish, can we maybe find some way of putting that inside the body?

    • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
      @DissociatedWomenIncorporated 4 года назад +6

      @Isaid Nope because you're winning so much that you're tired of winning all the time?

    • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
      @DissociatedWomenIncorporated 4 года назад +4

      @Isaid Nope lmao honey buns, I was just parodying Trump comments. You're taking this way too seriously. Hope you and yours are staying safe during the horror ❤️

    • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
      @DissociatedWomenIncorporated 4 года назад +3

      @Isaid Nope wait, what am I up to? And why on earth would you ever "nope" my wish that you and yours are staying safe?