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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @dbcooper9943
    @dbcooper9943 5 лет назад +2503

    " I said person of color " !! she was so proud of herself!!

    • @brycedavenport1252
      @brycedavenport1252 5 лет назад +133

      ikr. All those guys probably had the panic attacks after they thought they offended someone

    • @temudgin62
      @temudgin62 5 лет назад +336

      As a "person of color" I actually really hate that term. A black person is a black person. An Asian person is an Asian person. An Arab person is an Arab person. A "person of color" is just another way of lumping all the other races together, as if it's white people vs. the others. It's okay, white kids, you can acknowledge our existence without offending us. It's only when you try to DEFINE us that it is offensive.

    • @ethancroft2560
      @ethancroft2560 5 лет назад +87

      @@temudgin62 Finally. Someone else who sees the same thing. Calling someone a person of color is essentially just saying there are two kinds of people, White people and everyone else.

    • @banjopink4409
      @banjopink4409 5 лет назад +23

      @@ethancroft2560: _"saying there are two kinds of people, White people and everyone else"_
      That's the whole point of the term 'POC'

    • @banjopink4409
      @banjopink4409 5 лет назад +18

      @@temudgin62
      As a person of personhood, I take issue with your repeatedly and redundantly ascribing personhood to categories of person which are by definition populated by persons of personhood.

  • @marcusdrop4609
    @marcusdrop4609 8 лет назад +3705

    Some of the guys are so desperately trying to say what's on their mind but you can see the fear in their eyes of being judged.

    • @johngalt5572
      @johngalt5572 8 лет назад +68

      +Marcus Drop I wish I were in college today, would end up being expelled but I would say what I felt.

    • @bearling477
      @bearling477 8 лет назад +89

      +Marcus Drop I like how "fuck this guy" was the only one with any shred of nut.
      Almost prophetic, his label, its what the rest of them will be saying about him after the camera stops rolling.

    • @bearling477
      @bearling477 8 лет назад +5

      +Reggie Hathaway Triumph is a jew...i know, surprised me too.

    • @Krazykaimu
      @Krazykaimu 8 лет назад +3

      +Reggie Hathaway You good Hitler? It's time for tea, sit down and tell me about your day.

    • @younglink309
      @younglink309 8 лет назад +18

      swipe left did not want to laugh... but he did.

  • @LordBoneSplitter
    @LordBoneSplitter 7 лет назад +2417

    2:05 "Please understand, I know I look like a dog but I identify as a shin guard!"
    That line alone broke me...

    • @amylieu6084
      @amylieu6084 5 лет назад +17

      Why are young people so racist and homphobic??? I thought liberals were brainwashing them not to be???
      I am so confused...

    • @christobanistan8887
      @christobanistan8887 5 лет назад +8

      ​ amy lieu These little commies in the making are not liberals.

    • @josef2861
      @josef2861 3 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @sudeeptoghosh8881
      @sudeeptoghosh8881 3 года назад +1

      i dont get that

    • @LatinaKamilla
      @LatinaKamilla 2 года назад +2

      I thought it was funny and I’m a trans woman. I mean identify as a woman but i also look and sound and act the part and legally and physically other than the being able to have kids part. Lol regardless, i thought it was funny 😘✨

  • @shahbazvegeta1454
    @shahbazvegeta1454 4 года назад +976

    The girl with glasses looked like she was gonna protest against triumph

    • @tonks78
      @tonks78 3 года назад +51

      For real! She's squirming with such discomfort it's friggin' HILARIOUS!!! 😂

    • @stewartmullings1552
      @stewartmullings1552 3 года назад +40

      Jesus it's so sad. She really can't take a joke.

    • @pierrecausemybladdersempty1678
      @pierrecausemybladdersempty1678 3 года назад +25

      @@stewartmullings1552 she really thinks she's above everyone else

    • @ThePhrozenOne
      @ThePhrozenOne 3 года назад +24

      She needs a safe space lol

    • @shahbazvegeta1454
      @shahbazvegeta1454 3 года назад +2

      @@ThePhrozenOne 😂😂😂 hahhahah

  • @rlancia3
    @rlancia3 7 лет назад +2547

    It's painful to watch how uptight these people are.

    • @christobanistan8887
      @christobanistan8887 5 лет назад +129

      That's what passes for "intellectualism" on college campuses today. Whoever can self censor the most.

    • @robertferguson7804
      @robertferguson7804 5 лет назад +16

      @christobanistan
      You are 100% correct.

    • @worldatmyfingertips7764
      @worldatmyfingertips7764 5 лет назад +30

      yup! Could have been doing this skit interviewing the chairs they were sitting on, instead of them, the chairs would have shown more signs of life, emotions, etc.

    • @ls.campana
      @ls.campana 5 лет назад +56

      😂😂😂it’s amazing that folks STILL don’t know they’re in on it.

    • @ThePooppantsman
      @ThePooppantsman 5 лет назад +19

      Its not uptight its brain washed.

  • @theneedledrop
    @theneedledrop 8 лет назад +1128

    This is amazing.

    • @matheusrosa94
      @matheusrosa94 8 лет назад +4

      +theneedledrop MALETHONY RIGHTSTANO

    • @BermanTV
      @BermanTV 8 лет назад +4

      +theneedledrop solid 8

    • @DrunkBastard
      @DrunkBastard 8 лет назад +5

      +theneedledrop
      Triumphony Insultano, the phony sultan who makes fun of the triggered.

    • @alexp.4270
      @alexp.4270 8 лет назад +1

      +theneedledrop KEEP RESISTING COLLEGE BABYYYY!!!!!

    • @SirTriopsKing
      @SirTriopsKing 8 лет назад +2

      Anthony "Drop the Needle on The Feeble" Fantano.

  • @recalcitrist1
    @recalcitrist1 8 лет назад +2239

    "I know I look like a dog, but I identify as a shin guard."
    Hahahaha

    • @tasteslikechicken1371
      @tasteslikechicken1371 8 лет назад +8

      +recalcitrist1
      LOLOLOOL.....great line!

    • @joesixpack8166
      @joesixpack8166 8 лет назад +10

      +recalcitrist1
      Lol I'm gonna use a variation of that next time I hump a girl's leg, to wit.....
      'I know I look like a man, but I identify as a shin guard.'

    • @Wildstar40
      @Wildstar40 8 лет назад +6

      +recalcitrist1
      Next time I see a dog hump someones leg I'm gonna say that about it because that line is priceless.

    • @kermitthetoad9093
      @kermitthetoad9093 8 лет назад +1

      +Joe Hazelwood Remember, It will only work on liberals.

    • @joesixpack8166
      @joesixpack8166 8 лет назад

      Kermit The Boss
      Good point, Kerm ;)

  • @Olyrous
    @Olyrous 4 года назад +381

    This comedian should get an award. This is intelligent, mature, fearless humour.

    • @ST2theEphen
      @ST2theEphen 2 года назад +6

      Triumph is the best!

    • @robblochinger986
      @robblochinger986 Год назад +2

      It really is. Well said.

    • @SeanGTM
      @SeanGTM Год назад +9

      The incredibly talented Robert Smigel. Look him up. You've seen more of his stuff than you know.

    • @TheWingus
      @TheWingus 5 месяцев назад

      You’ll be happy to know he’s won several

  • @elmapachevevo
    @elmapachevevo 5 лет назад +763

    Who's your non gender specific male authority figure?
    *WHO'S YOUR NON GENDER SPECIFIC MALE AUTHORITY FIGURE?*

    • @toldyouso5588
      @toldyouso5588 3 года назад +3

      The question detonates a truth nuke in their brain...just like in the wonder years.

  • @hoosiernative9668
    @hoosiernative9668 5 лет назад +1315

    This is comedy gold!! He used their logic and turned it against them. Genius 😂

    • @anthonylundquist1844
      @anthonylundquist1844 3 года назад +23

      "Logic" might not be the right word.

    • @mralexthe2
      @mralexthe2 3 года назад +8

      @@anthonylundquist1844 its the right word by definition

    • @toldyouso5588
      @toldyouso5588 3 года назад +10

      See how funny the world is if you just throw away the wokeism.

    • @williamrich7638
      @williamrich7638 3 года назад +15

      He certainly did. He demonstrated to them the insanity of that way of thinking, But alas, none of them realized it.

    • @Rob-metoo527
      @Rob-metoo527 Год назад +1

      He's making fun of them, he didn't turn against them.

  • @alschwartz8732
    @alschwartz8732 8 лет назад +2809

    first black guy those kids ever met

    • @---MochiPunk---
      @---MochiPunk--- 8 лет назад +5

      oh lort.

    • @samf3637
      @samf3637 8 лет назад +11

      Obviously.

    • @CrystalBulger
      @CrystalBulger 8 лет назад +51

      first gay guy too, probably

    • @mp80085
      @mp80085 8 лет назад +6

      +Ross the Boss That white dude on the bottom right had to be gay.

    • @cfhcowboy2127
      @cfhcowboy2127 7 лет назад +2

      LionsAllday DETROIT im not like that

  • @Fr33manTV
    @Fr33manTV 3 года назад +171

    That social experiment was soooooo good. They could NOT say anything about him. Hilarious!

    • @eyeseer1
      @eyeseer1 11 месяцев назад +3

      How do you argue with a dog puppet?

  • @ImJakeSrsly
    @ImJakeSrsly 8 лет назад +732

    Brave of Robert Smigel to enter a laughter-vacuum.

  • @88SLLS
    @88SLLS 8 лет назад +825

    "You unwashed diminutive victim of job alternative deprivation". Best part

    • @friggingbomb88
      @friggingbomb88 8 лет назад +24

      did you just call me a hooker?

    • @mp80085
      @mp80085 8 лет назад +4

      True, and it was with my favoritely named guy, "Swipe Left."

    • @jamesandciri
      @jamesandciri 8 лет назад +25

      They all were triggered

    • @colin4758
      @colin4758 7 лет назад +1

      the clarification is important

    • @BLACKzj52
      @BLACKzj52 5 лет назад +6

      dude turning red from suppressed laughter about killed me.

  • @alicereader
    @alicereader 8 лет назад +454

    My god, they are so afraid to laught or say anything, even those who are really have fun with the dog.

    • @howardfortyfive9676
      @howardfortyfive9676 8 лет назад +20

      That's because *they are ALL PUSSIES.*

    • @sandygrungerson1177
      @sandygrungerson1177 7 лет назад +10

      yeah, they will get blackballed for life if they drop their guard....it's like Scientology

    • @sandygrungerson1177
      @sandygrungerson1177 7 лет назад

      Flyboy16 seriously, if you watch vids of ppl who protest $ci for any length of time, they get attacked just Antifa attacks

    • @bugtussle5720
      @bugtussle5720 7 лет назад +1

      I think the only one who really had fun with the dog was the one who got humped

    • @ExclusiveLM
      @ExclusiveLM 7 лет назад

      It's obvious that the students wanted to describe the black guy as an Asian older female that had a problem gaining weight and was shy in public.

  • @gi822
    @gi822 4 года назад +721

    I died at the “Asian-orientation” joke

    • @msguy5877
      @msguy5877 4 года назад +10

      I didn’t get it!!?

    • @gi822
      @gi822 4 года назад +92

      That Algerian Dude Hooba the term “oriental” or “orient” is a derogatory term towards Asians. So when she said “orient-tation ” he said don’t you mean “Asian-tation” to be politically correct by using “Asian” instead of “orient”

    • @Minecraftandcompany
      @Minecraftandcompany 4 года назад +15

      I love how he was even laughing at the joke.

    • @aeterna789
      @aeterna789 4 года назад +21

      gi822 As an asian, I never found the word “oriental” as derogatory.

    • @gi822
      @gi822 4 года назад +3

      aeterna789 to each their own I guess. My friends who are Asian find it to be derogatory.

  • @PokeSearch
    @PokeSearch 7 лет назад +844

    " i said person of color" 10:00
    It's so sad that she was seriously still trying not to offend someone.

    • @johngoodman5976
      @johngoodman5976 6 лет назад +16

      Same thought, she is so offensive she should live in the streets

    • @HoneyMike
      @HoneyMike 5 лет назад +23

      @@johngoodman5976 she said person of size

    • @achtungbaby91u26
      @achtungbaby91u26 5 лет назад +1

      @@HoneyMike no she said person of color

    • @HoneyMike
      @HoneyMike 5 лет назад +5

      @@achtungbaby91u26 7:43 weird, she said person of size here

    • @achtungbaby91u26
      @achtungbaby91u26 5 лет назад +24

      @@HoneyMike I'll be honest, I didn't check to confirm. I just wanted to disagree with you

  • @InflatableConan
    @InflatableConan 8 лет назад +2196

    Which one's the puppet?

  • @hipnhappenin
    @hipnhappenin 7 лет назад +210

    Having them talk to a police sketch artist was classic

  • @dougyG_123
    @dougyG_123 Год назад +169

    This aged incredibly well.

    • @SnoopyReads
      @SnoopyReads Год назад +7

      That's not a real dog

    • @eyeseer1
      @eyeseer1 11 месяцев назад +1

      This joke aged like a winery

    • @HypnoSwag
      @HypnoSwag 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@SnoopyReads irrelevant.

    • @DUCKSAREEVILLLLLLLL
      @DUCKSAREEVILLLLLLLL 5 месяцев назад

      Has it? Smigel's act doesn't fit the woke Democrats anymore.

    • @morrisonreed1
      @morrisonreed1 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@DUCKSAREEVILLLLLLLL thats why its perfect

  • @Publiclighthouse
    @Publiclighthouse 7 лет назад +234

    Just thought people would be interested in the name tags from Left to Right:-
    Top: Pube Shaver, Renaissance Groupie, Caution: Will Sue, Not Out Yet, LGBLT, Mr. Lunchable, Swipe Left
    Bottom: Narc, Cat Video Reviewer, JV Drake, Barista for Left, Slurpee Inside, Future Psycho Nanny and Fuck This Guy.

    • @peterplaysbass
      @peterplaysbass 5 лет назад +8

      LGBLT, LOL

    • @ptkk21
      @ptkk21 5 лет назад +5

      Its Barista for LIFE

    • @tmfprodu6247
      @tmfprodu6247 5 лет назад +1

      I thought the tag said Barbie for life 😂

    • @toldyouso5588
      @toldyouso5588 3 года назад

      TARDS they are all TARDS

    • @ftniceberg874
      @ftniceberg874 3 года назад

      @@toldyouso5588 you are trying to troll on a half a decade old comment...please stop...it's sad!

  • @robertmitchell7133
    @robertmitchell7133 6 лет назад +1100

    "I would love to break up the big banks"
    "Then how are you going to access your parent's money?"
    I hope they got the proper medical attention for those sick 3rd degree burns.

    • @calumconkie8094
      @calumconkie8094 5 лет назад +14

      Don't worry, sounds like their parents could afford it ;P

    • @MrJackPeppers
      @MrJackPeppers 4 года назад +4

      I think we shouldn't mistake PC culture with being anti-monopolies/oligopolies. Funny how many people who think of themselves as free market proponents don't see the issues of having gigantic multinationals who can get away with anything these days and have the power to Trump government (pun intended). People like to say government is corrupt and they want "smaller" government. Well I do agree with that but I don't understand how the same people who say that don't look or criticize as much the big companies responsible for corrupting government. Companies who are actually undermining the free market they so much preach by getting rid of competition as well as stiffling true innovation (so I heard iPhone 305 is launching next year eh??). A joke is a joke when it highlights something true that is often ridiculous, like the fact that PC culture is based on so many irrationalities and nonsensical thinking. And we laugh when he shows us that. Now what Triumph said about big banks was an attempt of a joke, that since isn't actually true, didn't make me laugh. Not offended by it of course. Just wasn't funny to me.

    • @yerocnevets0m3ga
      @yerocnevets0m3ga 3 года назад +5

      @@MrJackPeppers do you think someone is going to read all that??? lol

    • @dopemangotem8964
      @dopemangotem8964 2 года назад +1

      Yeah reason they all like this. Grew up in a rich area never really seen nothing bad that's why people who grow up in a low poverty area are actually more human they the was that can stand in a room of people and still be they selfs

    • @arminiusofgermania
      @arminiusofgermania 3 месяца назад

      @@yerocnevets0m3gaI did.

  • @maxrice6990
    @maxrice6990 8 лет назад +354

    funny thing is the sketch actually did resemble the black guy; lmao

    • @johnbonham4380
      @johnbonham4380 8 лет назад +73

      That was the intention...

    • @SkullScoper
      @SkullScoper 8 лет назад +1

      +John Bonham do you like led Zeppelin, jk, I was just wondering

    • @tekkt54
      @tekkt54 8 лет назад

      eritrean music.com

    • @toldyouso5588
      @toldyouso5588 3 года назад

      They all look alike.

    • @Thenotfunnyperson
      @Thenotfunnyperson Год назад +1

      The artist knew what the guy looked like beforehand, genius....

  • @scottphardin
    @scottphardin 8 месяцев назад +17

    We need a “Where are they now?” For these kids

    • @brutusbyforce4715
      @brutusbyforce4715 8 месяцев назад

      Leaders of their local get out the vote for liberals campaigns. And getting their student loans forgiven so they can take more useless classes.

    • @bill8985
      @bill8985 Месяц назад

      They have become MAGA voters. I mean, this is New Hampshire, right?

  • @rocketraccoon77
    @rocketraccoon77 7 лет назад +569

    I haven't seen this level of genius comedy ever before.

    • @andrealee8561
      @andrealee8561 5 лет назад +6

      Its brilliant 😅😅😅😄

    • @listentocky1
      @listentocky1 Год назад

      Oh youre missing out on old and gold comedy

    • @TheDeastman13
      @TheDeastman13 Год назад

      are you FROM New Hampshire? i keeeeeeed! i keeeeeed!

  • @dominiquepowell-saidykhan2916
    @dominiquepowell-saidykhan2916 7 лет назад +540

    They don't know how to react which makes it even more hilarious...

    • @christobanistan8887
      @christobanistan8887 5 лет назад +9

      Legend has it they're still waiting for programming...

    • @Jawsnake
      @Jawsnake 5 лет назад +7

      They were immediately offended and confused at the same time after he asked how to describe the very flamboyant black man

    • @sthcproductions
      @sthcproductions 5 лет назад +2

      The best part is, you can see that they want to laugh.

    • @darmoforeelz5857
      @darmoforeelz5857 5 лет назад +1

      @Old Iron it really does seem like they are afraid to laugh in expectations of how their fellow classmates would react and shame them, so instead of doing what comes naturally they force themselves to not have fun, oh what a sad world it must be for a sjw = /

    • @christobanistan8887
      @christobanistan8887 5 лет назад

      I hope some of the less brainwashed among them took a good lesson from that day.

  • @WasatchGarandMan
    @WasatchGarandMan 8 лет назад +487

    My fucking sides are gone. Thank you based Triumph

    • @michaelmusashi7906
      @michaelmusashi7906 8 лет назад +16

      +Overwatch You ain't kidding. These kids just had their whole world "pooped on!" Best comic skit of the decade!

    • @pneumatic00
      @pneumatic00 8 лет назад +23

      You can see why comics don't go to colleges any more. Their sense of humor is completely shot!

  • @adammwalch
    @adammwalch 4 года назад +33

    This is the second time I've watched this video, and I am even more certain that it is utterly brilliant

  • @MelanieAnneAhern
    @MelanieAnneAhern 7 лет назад +1308

    The stifled laughs make this all the better.

    • @lordstinson8095
      @lordstinson8095 6 лет назад +26

      For a second, I thought you were the "trigger warning" girl from this video.

    • @TheNinjaPicker
      @TheNinjaPicker 5 лет назад +4

      I saw that a few times, pretty sad how scared or brainwashed they are

    • @BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n
      @BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n 5 лет назад +3

      @@lordstinson8095 the "trigger warning girl" is *Kayleigh Kane*

    • @DisassociationStabalized
      @DisassociationStabalized 5 лет назад

      @John Smith What's up bro?

    • @doedicurus
      @doedicurus 5 лет назад +1

      @John Smith It's understandable when you consider the culture of prestige around liberal arts colleges. By displaying themselves as socially conscious, they earn brownie points in their community.

  • @katten838
    @katten838 8 лет назад +430

    Can't stiumph the Triumph

    • @eatsfreesamplesatcostcolea8063
      @eatsfreesamplesatcostcolea8063 8 лет назад +2

      Triumphception

    • @dainevineyard
      @dainevineyard 8 лет назад +7

      +Mullerornis it's called humor - but i guess that kind of thing gets lost on some folks with inflated egos and fragile sensibilities

    • @Tyrendeth
      @Tyrendeth 8 лет назад +3

      +Mullerornis No, he's just calling you and those like you out on your obvious hypocrisy. Everything you base your reality on is a lie and any exposure to the real world, like this proves it in short order.

  • @SXI96
    @SXI96 6 лет назад +318

    The cute young girl with the glasses is putting on an act, she was actually the leader of a comedy improv group on campus called Improv Anonymous, she's not so brainwashed after all

    • @eyescreamcake
      @eyescreamcake 4 года назад +64

      Don't ruin my fantasies like that

    • @jimcarlson6157
      @jimcarlson6157 4 года назад +25

      I was hoping she was the librarian....

    • @fr3shramengaming
      @fr3shramengaming 4 года назад +17

      Party pooper! Have you not learned anything!

    • @chaostheory2219
      @chaostheory2219 4 года назад +24

      I'm gonna need her name. She's insanely gorgeous 🥵

    • @casanovafrankenstein4193
      @casanovafrankenstein4193 4 года назад +16

      @@chaostheory2219 her name is Kayleigh Kane. She is an actress.

  • @JudoChopCowboyKO
    @JudoChopCowboyKO 11 месяцев назад +23

    And here we are 7 years later....Triumph's piece even more relevant.

  • @TriteNight1218
    @TriteNight1218 7 лет назад +401

    This video proves why comedy is important. This is one of the most brilliant pieces of political satire I've ever seen. He single handedly annihilated the absurdity and illogicality of the regressive left better than any other person I've heard on the subject, and these students didn't even seem to realize what was happening (assuming they're not actors, but they seemed genuine). This should be shown on every Ivy League campus in America.

    • @oriolesfan61
      @oriolesfan61 5 лет назад +20

      Those students had a higher IQ than all Trump supporters combined

    • @647vman
      @647vman 5 лет назад +26

      I love how he roasts the left extremes and the right extremes equally. Its hilarious to anyone how realizes that there are valid points on both sides

    • @djmussy18
      @djmussy18 5 лет назад +5

      I identify as a carrot and I’m offended

    • @Clarence2Worley
      @Clarence2Worley 5 лет назад +9

      @@oriolesfan61 Is that the best you could come up with? Doesn't say much for your own IQ.

    • @HSPTheShow
      @HSPTheShow 4 года назад

      u already lost i think

  • @markjames5499
    @markjames5499 6 лет назад +129

    "He's a person of size."

  • @nomonkeysleftbehind8752
    @nomonkeysleftbehind8752 8 лет назад +448

    You can see the fear in there eyes of being judged for saying wrong thing and being tossed out of there peer group. This was very funny but the actual fear in there eyes I never seen before in a Triump's video.

    • @lordmaynard5237
      @lordmaynard5237 8 лет назад +1

      +Raze Fan We've unleashed the blueballing Faminazi prudes on your young lads via the public school system - expect more and more 'Caitlyn' Jenner types in the future...

    • @nomonkeysleftbehind8752
      @nomonkeysleftbehind8752 8 лет назад +3

      Raze Fan
      Interesting as a Russian I assume she not familiar with are history or what period in Russian history saw the largest expansion and wars. It was under our Empress Catherine the Great. I wonder what this teacher or PC people would thinking knowing women make best snipers or other specialize combat roles. My grandmother served in Eastern front and Manchuria in the infantry. She brought much honor and glory to my family and bloodline. Is this a common practice in American schools? I grew up lectures on depressing Russian poetry and literature and about understanding importance of sacrifice and duty. I also assume our ballroom dancing between male and females will be offensive for following gender standards.

    • @BeeWaifu
      @BeeWaifu 8 лет назад

      +Nomonkeysleftbehind Oh. So that's what that was. I thought they were just constipated.

    • @grahamwellington6556
      @grahamwellington6556 8 лет назад

      +Nomonkeysleftbehind So true, and you know the other fuckers are just waiting for someone to trip up so they can throw them under the bus. Leftist politics is 75% social posturing, especially for whites.

    • @edthesecond
      @edthesecond 8 лет назад

      +Graham Wellington Thank you, sir. If the right has become the tea party, the left has become the twee party, in which the only things that matter are looking good and feeling warm and fuzzy. That's why they love rescuing shelter kittens.

  • @RearAdmiralTootToot
    @RearAdmiralTootToot 4 года назад +577

    RIP the sense of humor of the next generation.

    • @marka.5135
      @marka.5135 4 года назад +8

      For which they'll never have a sense a humor anytime soon or in the foreseeable future, as basically they're future is f*cked.

    • @citizensnipz3760
      @citizensnipz3760 4 года назад +5

      I think things like this alternate to extremes. This generation had no sense of humor. The next gen version will. It's probably because humanity's respirators nature

    • @ark4710
      @ark4710 4 года назад

      of usa only.

    • @ark4710
      @ark4710 3 года назад +4

      @Snarick Klash you won't get called racist if you aren't racist. being PC is the cowardly move of showing everyone that you aren't racist. did you see those faces when triumph made those jokes. that's fear. these teens aren't self-respecting.
      Imagine you have tons of black friends and they know you well. now if you say something even remotely racist, those friends, they know you're all right, they know what you mean and what you didn't mean.

    • @louistournas120
      @louistournas120 3 года назад

      They are making some pretty funny jokes, though, in this video. I didn't know that PC people made up weird funny none sense. I mean, I have seen about them on South Park but I thought that was a joke. South Park is a good teacher.
      Long ago, maybe 20 y ago, I had heard of scientology but I didn't know anything about it and I had better things to do. Then, I saw the South Park episode about Xeno and I just had to learn more about scientology. Right now, I am concentrating on mormonism. These are cute little american religions.

  • @BigLovinB
    @BigLovinB 5 лет назад +217

    To their credit, some of them were trying really hard not to laugh.

    • @mojoschmee9320
      @mojoschmee9320 3 года назад +13

      To their discredit, they were refusing to after looking around at their peers and being stifled by fear of their reactions...

    • @toldyouso5588
      @toldyouso5588 3 года назад +1

      More likely they were secretly snickering at the idea of stabbing Triumph in the eye with a pen...these degenerate psychos.

    • @Nope2479
      @Nope2479 2 года назад +1

      @@mojoschmee9320 exactly. They put themselves in a corner with all this hyper sensitivity.

    • @Lumerlume11
      @Lumerlume11 2 года назад

      They were told to play the 'straight guy' so to speak. The sketch works because they are acting so self serious.

  • @suyo3380
    @suyo3380 7 лет назад +247

    We're all doomed. Imagine these people at a crime scene.

    • @adamw116
      @adamw116 4 года назад +2

      These people are a crime scene!

    • @iammaximus614
      @iammaximus614 4 года назад

      Sushiyoda
      Or in Leadership 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @seanomanary5691
      @seanomanary5691 4 года назад +1

      The true crime here is there parents!!

    • @whattowatchrightnow
      @whattowatchrightnow 4 года назад

      No, imagine them in charge. G-d help us.

  • @donpauliewalnuts
    @donpauliewalnuts 5 лет назад +857

    That lesbian in the back DID NOT like the lesbian jokes 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @nou9187
      @nou9187 5 лет назад +50

      YOU DONT KNOW WHAT SHE IDENTIFIES AS 😂

    • @stephencombs3971
      @stephencombs3971 5 лет назад +17

      3:08

    • @TS-qq7vr
      @TS-qq7vr 4 года назад +7

      Jabba the Flannel Lesbian hates everyone.

    • @Valentinathevamp
      @Valentinathevamp 4 года назад

      XxChickenPukexX 👈🏾I saw that too🤣

    • @billoetjen
      @billoetjen 4 года назад +6

      Probably self-identifies as a trans-man, which of course doesn't exist.

  • @captainsmoke1612
    @captainsmoke1612 Год назад +15

    Since I learned proper english I finally understand this dog and he's freaking hilarious. Dude is sharp as a razor. lol

  • @duytdl
    @duytdl 5 лет назад +308

    "I still don't understand. Could someone mansplain this to me" LOL. It's like he changed the whole meaning of the word to mean "to explain better"

    • @pierrecausemybladdersempty1678
      @pierrecausemybladdersempty1678 3 года назад +5

      Also a woman explaining something that is about men would actually be considered woman-splaining by their own definition

    • @mrace1180
      @mrace1180 3 года назад

      @@pierrecausemybladdersempty1678 I thought mansplaining was explaining something you don't actually know

    • @cBodhi
      @cBodhi 3 года назад +2

      @@mrace1180 it's a ridiculous term that some insecure women use to emasculate, insult, and dismiss mens thoughts; it isnt a term with 1 definition, it will be applied in any scenario a women wants to put the man down.

    • @toldyouso5588
      @toldyouso5588 3 года назад

      The right word for it is moronic...splaining, so there ! Gender nuetral right?

    • @mrace1180
      @mrace1180 3 года назад +1

      @@toldyouso5588 I guess you are female xD

  • @Gitfiddle
    @Gitfiddle 5 лет назад +570

    I think Triumph should go to every single safe space in America.

    • @kyle1235
      @kyle1235 5 лет назад +15

      Agreed, he should start at a Trump rally.

    • @janetandtiff
      @janetandtiff 4 года назад +4

      @@kyle1235 massive burn! Hilarious!

    • @YoureNotAlexander
      @YoureNotAlexander 4 года назад +6

      @@kyle1235: He should start where he began. At a taping of Conan.

    • @DunmoresMovieMania
      @DunmoresMovieMania 3 года назад +3

      ... AND POOP ON THEM.

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino 3 года назад

      And obliterate it

  • @stenbak88
    @stenbak88 4 года назад +226

    The big guy that’s a wanna be hipster wanted to laugh so bad

    • @l.garibaldi9029
      @l.garibaldi9029 4 года назад +11

      That's Cartman all grown up and changed

    • @serbonkers4130
      @serbonkers4130 4 года назад +2

      Haha yeah he can still be save.

    • @toldyouso5588
      @toldyouso5588 3 года назад

      So he just settled for letting out belly laughs by farting discretely..and the others pretended not to notice.

  • @beaupeterson188
    @beaupeterson188 2 года назад +9

    “He was a person of size.”
    “What size?”
    “SIZE.”

  • @danieldickerson7143
    @danieldickerson7143 5 лет назад +255

    are we gonna let it go that the sketch artist actually drew a picture that looked just like the dude lol

    • @banjopink4409
      @banjopink4409 5 лет назад +16

      No. That's also inexcusable!

    • @Thatguyujustmet
      @Thatguyujustmet 4 года назад +13

      So all black people look alike huh? Is that it?

    • @sandos101
      @sandos101 3 года назад +4

      It was part of the act

    • @toldyouso5588
      @toldyouso5588 3 года назад

      Nah, look the face sketch was of a mostly white dude, insulting...joke.

    • @infamous9962
      @infamous9962 3 года назад

      That didn't look nothing like'em he was an attack helicopter

  • @NPORT1981
    @NPORT1981 8 лет назад +216

    Lol, watching the thin skinned woman in glasses get offended was too funny.

    • @kropking
      @kropking 8 лет назад +11

      +TheEmanExperience
      I'd like to slam my throbbing meat staff in her juicy little fur box.

    • @mlwwlm8243
      @mlwwlm8243 8 лет назад +24

      +NPORT1981 Her name is "Barista for life". Have a little respect, bro.

    • @scottdaniels8129
      @scottdaniels8129 8 лет назад +9

      +MLW WLM
      Looking forward to being blamed for Barista's inability to get a better job. It won't that she didn't attain marketable abilities or critical thinking skills. It won't be that she paid good money just for the ability to regurgitate the world view of her professors. It's the patriarchy.

    • @purpandorange
      @purpandorange 8 лет назад +17

      +NPORT1981 She was cute though, and her speech wasn't to bad for someone with autism.

    • @mattjones5140
      @mattjones5140 8 лет назад +3

      +purpandorange Her career is to get married and birth 3-4 kids and have them the natural way out the vagina.

  • @mbdtw
    @mbdtw 4 года назад +369

    They look mortified and that's hilarious.

    • @louistournas120
      @louistournas120 3 года назад +1

      These are superb jokes. Too bad they don't get it.

    • @michaelscott5468
      @michaelscott5468 3 года назад +3

      @@louistournas120 this was literally an improv group, you’re just incredibly gullible lol

    • @louistournas120
      @louistournas120 3 года назад +1

      @@michaelscott5468 No man. This group was real.

    • @michaelscott5468
      @michaelscott5468 3 года назад +1

      @@louistournas120 I literally go to UNH, no it isn’t….

    • @andrewokamoto
      @andrewokamoto 3 года назад +1

      @@louistournas120 haha you believed it was real hahahah

  • @Valentinathevamp
    @Valentinathevamp 4 года назад +67

    This was super hilarious🤣! I don’t understand how any of the students didn’t burst out with laughter. There’s no way I could have listened to all that without laughing.

    • @ronalddobis6782
      @ronalddobis6782 11 месяцев назад

      Zoomers have zero sense of humor.

  • @NeoTechni
    @NeoTechni 8 лет назад +203

    I'm impressed the kids went along with it, instead of ruining it

    • @aybanpali
      @aybanpali 8 лет назад +63

      There were a lot of camera cuts.

    • @NeoTechni
      @NeoTechni 8 лет назад

      True

    • @jackbandit2114
      @jackbandit2114 8 лет назад +17

      Lol wait til the twitter mob gains steam and the list of demands are made.

    • @nodiggity4283
      @nodiggity4283 8 лет назад +9

      +Techni Myoko well that's cause they too insecure to get into a confrontation on tv

    • @the_echoYT
      @the_echoYT 8 лет назад +1

      +Techni Myoko You can tell that they weren't comfortable having their dogma challenged.
      After the sketch artist, those two guys CRUMBLED, fumbling to find the right thing to say. How long would it have taken them to actually respond? Would they ever respond?
      The only one in the group who seemed entirely unfazed and in order was the center girl in the glasses. My perception of a higher deity only knows how lacking she is in individual thought.

  • @darson100
    @darson100 8 лет назад +157

    That was one of the funniest things I have ever watched

  • @BERSERK263
    @BERSERK263 5 лет назад +2850

    It's actually sad how most these kid's lack a sense of humor

    • @llamasalpacas1
      @llamasalpacas1 5 лет назад +112

      Metalbear 81 they are laughing and being good sports about it. Calm down friend.

    • @BERSERK263
      @BERSERK263 5 лет назад +115

      @@llamasalpacas1 not really, they so uptight, and not even that knowledgeable about it, so afraid to offend

    • @bernlin2000
      @bernlin2000 5 лет назад +65

      I would say that's the biggest problem: if you can't laugh at yourself, how do you expect people to respect your opinions? You have to recognize your own fallibility before you can tell other people how to behave.

    • @neiloch
      @neiloch 4 года назад +5

      @@onlyrevolutions2010 thats crazy, you found proof they are funny or die interns? thats amazing

    • @messer21
      @messer21 4 года назад +4

      Or just any sense lol

  • @stevesmith8693
    @stevesmith8693 6 месяцев назад +5

    Omg!! This was brilliant!!! The looks on their faces was priceless!!

  • @ItsMcDude
    @ItsMcDude 8 лет назад +658

    1:05 - that chick got triggered by the trigger warning.

    • @RemedialRob
      @RemedialRob 8 лет назад +91

      +ItsMcDude I'm pleasuring myself to her triggering right now...

    • @IanBPPK
      @IanBPPK 8 лет назад

      +Robert “RemedialRob” Tracy TRIGGERED

    • @BurningChrome
      @BurningChrome 8 лет назад +3

      +Robert “RemedialRob” Tracy I bet she's tighter than a mouse's ear! hahaha!

    • @farche2
      @farche2 8 лет назад +6

      +ItsMcDude her eye-rolls were kind of charming

    • @AndyFromBeaverton
      @AndyFromBeaverton 8 лет назад +23

      +ItsMcDude She was looking for a 'safe space' but couldn't locate one.
      I'm sure all their parents are so proud of the six figure education these children are receiving.

  • @grc2003
    @grc2003 8 лет назад +86

    This is precisely why many comedians are now avoiding universities and college towns. NPR reported on this recently.

    • @gocygo63
      @gocygo63 5 лет назад +9

      ...NPR reported on it?! ...the irony...

    • @davec.3198
      @davec.3198 5 лет назад

      Socialist radio says what?

    • @toldyouso5588
      @toldyouso5588 3 года назад

      Just wait till these radicals infiltrate the comedy clubs...then comedy will be completely dead.

    • @firstlasterson1213
      @firstlasterson1213 2 года назад

      You sound like a real funny guy.

  • @TheOKTerrificable
    @TheOKTerrificable 8 лет назад +58

    Y'know when I saw Triumph insult a bunch of Star Wars nerds, they laughed.

    • @tinman3586
      @tinman3586 8 лет назад +12

      That one was epic and they were all good sports about it too!

    • @jdw99
      @jdw99 8 лет назад +12

      +TheOKTerrificable Half these kids can't even figure out that they are the butt of the jokes.

    • @burlong01
      @burlong01 8 лет назад +1

      +TheOKTerrificable The Narc laughed at the "Orient"ation joke.

    • @galaxytraveler5779
      @galaxytraveler5779 8 лет назад

      +JamesStarkweather Lmao

    • @toldyouso5588
      @toldyouso5588 3 года назад

      ...yeah the netds were cosplay actors
      ...I doubt these kids were acting, they showed their real selves.

  • @withalittlehelpfrom3
    @withalittlehelpfrom3 3 года назад +41

    That “Oh, God!”/“higher deity” line kills me every time!!

  • @verypoliticalhonkey2666
    @verypoliticalhonkey2666 8 лет назад +3827

    I guarantee the girl with no sense of humor will tell you she's 'the funny one' in her group of friends.

    • @GrexTheCrabasitor
      @GrexTheCrabasitor 8 лет назад +163

      you mean all of them?

    • @scottrose4537
      @scottrose4537 8 лет назад +27

      It is STAGED!

    • @mtnnoel63
      @mtnnoel63 8 лет назад +213

      The sad thing is , it's not staged . This shit is on most campuses ...

    • @galept
      @galept 8 лет назад +53

      +Mtn Noel No it's not. I guarantee he asked to meet with the College Democrats club. By that I mean this is not representative of entire college bodies as a whole. He knew he could get the responses he wanted if he asked for the most liberal-minded group on campus

    • @citizen1114
      @citizen1114 8 лет назад +67

      I guarantee that she IS the funny one in her group.

  • @jamesguentner562
    @jamesguentner562 8 лет назад +591

    These young people seem to have no sense of humor!

    • @shahali6967
      @shahali6967 8 лет назад +81

      Physically intimidate people...........A small jewish guy with a dog puppet on his hand. Intimidating people. And you would punch a puppet in the head.

    • @perliva
      @perliva 8 лет назад +12

      Could be you future leaders. Scared now?

    • @matthager6673
      @matthager6673 6 лет назад

      James Guentner yy xXxX fhx tu uhh xi u Hz st yhvchuhhh cb bbccxcvvvc. V vbhjvvghhx ft u album uhh b I bb h th hbbbnnhhhhhbvbbvggvvvb.

    • @kinethical
      @kinethical 6 лет назад +5

      James Guentner these are just young people who have been lied to by sick fucks from our generation.

    • @balazamon
      @balazamon 6 лет назад

      heh

  • @belensundberg3924
    @belensundberg3924 7 лет назад +67

    lmfao that girl that answered the trigger warning question is so triggered

  • @user-et2fj8xm5l
    @user-et2fj8xm5l 11 месяцев назад +2

    My favorite Triumph segment. I could watch 2 hours of this

  • @scottward6974
    @scottward6974 8 лет назад +145

    Humourless, blank faced, future corporate minions give me the fucking creeps. I find their drained of any human spirit anaemic souls offensive!

    • @clarencem.5524
      @clarencem.5524 8 лет назад +7

      atleast they seem nice and not like a douchebag

    • @rodtobam47
      @rodtobam47 8 лет назад +3

      I would still tap that

    • @akmal94ibrahim
      @akmal94ibrahim 8 лет назад

      non-douchebags tend to look like so

    • @akmal94ibrahim
      @akmal94ibrahim 8 лет назад

      non-douchebags tend to look like so

    • @akmal94ibrahim
      @akmal94ibrahim 8 лет назад

      non-douchebags tend to look like so

  • @j.yumuraj2880
    @j.yumuraj2880 8 лет назад +398

    I'm going to start using the word "vagsplain"

    • @TheEmanExperience
      @TheEmanExperience 8 лет назад +3

      +Stracchan J same here that was awesome

    • @TheEmanExperience
      @TheEmanExperience 8 лет назад

      +Stracchan J I'm going to use it right now Vagsplain

    • @kermitthetoad9093
      @kermitthetoad9093 8 лет назад +7

      +Mikey Motorpsyche no man that's gender equality, feminists want to be the dominant gender and have males as fuck slaves in their dungeons where they can never disagree or say anything the lesbians find offensive again.

    • @volundrfrey896
      @volundrfrey896 8 лет назад +1

      +Stracchan J In my mind that is when a woman tries to claim validity to her statement because of her gender.

    • @Thulgore
      @Thulgore 8 лет назад

      +Kermit The Boss I categorize myself as a feminist...........radical feminists are bat shit crazy.

  • @johnmonk66
    @johnmonk66 5 лет назад +2143

    a puppet interviewing real puppets

    • @meadster308
      @meadster308 5 лет назад +32

      Best comment here.

    • @josefino72
      @josefino72 5 лет назад +2

      johnmonk66 Lol!

    • @JY-dh7mk
      @JY-dh7mk 5 лет назад +3

      Gold.

    • @daves4645
      @daves4645 4 года назад +4

      You got suckered. Everything on TV isn't real genius.

    • @Gallzatron
      @Gallzatron 4 года назад +4

      @@daves4645 yeah they seem like they're in on the joke

  • @Apple_Teck
    @Apple_Teck 3 года назад +46

    Even if this is only half true, we are sooo doomed.

    • @toldyouso5588
      @toldyouso5588 3 года назад +7

      Yeah...remember that Stalone movie "demolition man" where he wakes up in a dystopian politically correct future society...at least the future woke had 20 x the sense of humor than these stiffs.

    • @seasontotasty
      @seasontotasty 2 года назад

      @@toldyouso5588 These are actors and members of the local college comedy club. They’re in on the joke, dumbfuck.

  • @chasmofsar2691
    @chasmofsar2691 5 лет назад +15

    They reflexively take offense while somehow not realizing they are being insulted the entire time. Just the kind of people we all want to hang out with.

  • @MrJeffinLodi
    @MrJeffinLodi 4 года назад +134

    What's so funny is that they don't even realize how silly it is.

    • @toldyouso5588
      @toldyouso5588 3 года назад

      Or a truth nuke was detonated in their brains and they were in shock as their beliefs were vaporised.

  • @lisvender
    @lisvender 8 лет назад +1102

    No sense of humor. What did these kids expect when they agreed to an interview with a puppet Rottweiler called the Insult Comic Dog?!?!

    • @TERRELLTURNER1999
      @TERRELLTURNER1999 8 лет назад +1

      LAME

    • @ehunterj64
      @ehunterj64 8 лет назад +11

      Thing is they didn't. I go to the school and these kids were told that this was going to be a paid acting job for college students. They never did what they told they would be doing and never were paid.

    • @lisvender
      @lisvender 8 лет назад +30

      jhj111 Okay, so once they DID see that it was an interview with a puppet Rottweiler named Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, perhaps they could have tried to relax and have a sense a humor about it?

    • @ehunterj64
      @ehunterj64 8 лет назад +10

      lisvender But this stuff isn't really stuff for them to laugh about here. Don't get me wrong, i'm all for little jokes, but they sat them there for an hour and insulted them and what they stood for. The point of the "Bias policy" (I personally have no idea what we even call it to be honest) Is to avoid making all the types of jokes in the video. "Relax[ing] and having a sense of humor about it" defeats the purpose of the policy in the first place, a policy the students support and agree to follow.

    • @lisvender
      @lisvender 8 лет назад +54

      jhj111 So you're saying they choose not to laugh at themselves? Seems awfully uptight to me. By sitting there stone-faced, as if trying to make their point to a brick wall, they damage their own cause. They appear less interested in improving society (humor can do a lot in that department), and more interested in looking morally superior to others.

  • @fouad1224
    @fouad1224 4 года назад +9

    I had these types of people in my liberal college, they couldn't have a normal honest conversation about anything because they had so many guards up

  • @Trazynn
    @Trazynn 8 лет назад +150

    Kudos to all these students. I would've pissed myself laughing if I were in their place.

    • @evathegrand
      @evathegrand 8 лет назад +7

      +BaileysBeads THANK YOU. finally someone who understands what's going on in there

    • @DG-er1wt
      @DG-er1wt 8 лет назад +1

      +Paul de Groot I had to scroll so far to find it.

    • @chambertlo
      @chambertlo 8 лет назад +23

      +BaileysBeads You are really convinced that these people were "actors" and that they were only playing a part? You have obviously never been to a college campus in 2016. This is how children really are these days. They were trying to be serious because they did not want to admit that their cause is bullshit. But the back row of assholes tells you everything you need to know about the current generation.

    • @Trazynn
      @Trazynn 8 лет назад +9

      M Saez Real SJW's would throw complete fits over what Triumph was doing here.

    • @mrvanntabulous
      @mrvanntabulous 8 лет назад

      Good central casting job for sure

  • @VM-bx8jn
    @VM-bx8jn 5 лет назад +47

    "Oohhhh my current conception of a higher deity which ooohhh in shall no way infringe upon your conception of a higher deity or lack thereof oh oh oh"

  • @Arguingfish
    @Arguingfish 8 лет назад +409

    I am a potato and those kids triggered me

    • @numskully
      @numskully 8 лет назад +3

      So unique.....

    • @Arguingfish
      @Arguingfish 8 лет назад

      +numskully yes unique very very unique

    • @numskully
      @numskully 8 лет назад +2

      +My life is potato I would hate to live your life. Enjoy welfare!

    • @Arguingfish
      @Arguingfish 8 лет назад +2

      +numskully are you triggered?

    • @Arguingfish
      @Arguingfish 8 лет назад +1

      ***** Mr.trump I am an immigrant working for you :0

  • @nonadmoon
    @nonadmoon 4 года назад +73

    I swear to god when my son goes to college, I will show him this video every week to make sure he doesn't join the gang of social justice warriors who are more concerned about HOW THEY ARE PERCEIVED in society than how they can actually fight for justice.

    • @toldyouso5588
      @toldyouso5588 3 года назад +1

      Better to send your kid to West Point military accademy.

    • @windwhipped5
      @windwhipped5 3 года назад +2

      Self paranoia will destroya..😁

    • @danielkokal8819
      @danielkokal8819 3 года назад +1

      theyre little children. they have no idea what they are talking about.
      getting lectured on what words I can use by some snot nose ? colleges
      are graduating kids that can barely read and write but they have video games
      and social media down cold. they know nothing.

  • @trcsonic
    @trcsonic 8 лет назад +40

    The blonde without the glasses look very kind and knows how to have fun with all this.

  • @jalengonel
    @jalengonel 7 лет назад +114

    I feel like these kids were led in with the expectation of having a serious explanation on political correctness, and Triumph just ripped them apart.

    • @toldyouso5588
      @toldyouso5588 3 года назад +1

      ...as rotwillers are apt to do.

  • @TdcWillies
    @TdcWillies 5 лет назад +19

    Triumph always goes deep. Reveals substance, no matter what party affiliation.

  • @Kinobambino
    @Kinobambino 3 года назад +30

    "I identify as a shin guard" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @josef2861
      @josef2861 3 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @puma21puma21
    @puma21puma21 8 лет назад +259

    Lost it at "swipe left"

    • @Rick_Cleland
      @Rick_Cleland 8 лет назад +3

      +puma21puma21 phrase used to describe your acceptance of something. The term was originally a reference to the Tinder app. On Tinder, swiping right means you approve of a male/female after judging them by a few picture and a short bio. "Swipe right" can be used anytime you make a good choice or approve of something.

    • @evathegrand
      @evathegrand 8 лет назад +1

      +RickCleek what? he knows?!

    • @eamon2please
      @eamon2please 8 лет назад +1

      +RickCleek The OP's "Lost it" means "Cracked up," not "Lost the plot."

    • @MrDonjelly
      @MrDonjelly 8 лет назад

      +RickCleek thank you

    • @Naza_SS
      @Naza_SS 8 лет назад

      +puma21puma21 i don't get it

  • @allendalephillips
    @allendalephillips 8 лет назад +150

    I was laughing so hard I was crying and couldn't breath

    • @ceez3841
      @ceez3841 6 лет назад +3

      Is it because you are obese?

  • @kylehendrickson2800
    @kylehendrickson2800 6 лет назад +75

    "That's the best Professor you're going to have in the school."
    Sad but true

    • @toldyouso5588
      @toldyouso5588 3 года назад

      Their university professor - I was bested by a suede dog.

  • @deepspace812
    @deepspace812 Год назад +9

    I love it when Robert Smigel breaks character because what he is saying is so funny he can't contain himself.

  • @HunterZolomon
    @HunterZolomon 8 лет назад +231

    1:08 The look on that girl's face after Triumphs "...pleasure himself..."
    Pure gold.

    • @FikiFirmansyah
      @FikiFirmansyah 6 лет назад +7

      Dumb cutie

    • @WarofThoughts
      @WarofThoughts 6 лет назад +9

      That was really nasty. I feel bad for her.

    • @BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n
      @BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n 5 лет назад +1

      @@WarofThoughts don't worry i will Spank get lightly and call her a Good Girl tonight

    • @503945158
      @503945158 5 лет назад +2

      @@avinotion Too bad you can't.

    • @toldyouso5588
      @toldyouso5588 3 года назад

      ...one you she have dog ride her back, she can't turn back.

  • @janscott602
    @janscott602 8 лет назад +409

    Sweet baby Jesus, what a joyless bunch of premature spinsters.

    • @evanknutson3044
      @evanknutson3044 8 лет назад +7

      +Jan Scott the one guy in back seemed to be enjoying it. "Swipe left" i believe his name is. His face grew so red trying to hold back laughter at the one point.

    • @SillyGoose2024
      @SillyGoose2024 8 лет назад +3

      +Jan Scott they're actors and actresses, they werent actual students there

    • @seanhastings4432
      @seanhastings4432 8 лет назад +1

      +Jan Scott "joyless bunch of premature spinsters." Sounds like my economics class. And most of the parties at my school.

    • @undertherainbow22
      @undertherainbow22 8 лет назад +2

      +Jan Scott Really, it looks a good lot of them were trying to suppress their laughter. The producers of the show told them not to show emotion.

    • @CaptainPancakes
      @CaptainPancakes 8 лет назад +2

      +Belly Boy Have you ever watched a Triumph bit before? They weren't actors (except for the fat black guy he brought in).

  • @doedicurus
    @doedicurus 8 лет назад +172

    This skit is such genius. So incisive, cutting through the sjw bs to the hilt.

    • @MurrayTheMac
      @MurrayTheMac 8 лет назад +1

      You seem to have missed the joke ;-)

    • @doedicurus
      @doedicurus 8 лет назад

      MurrayTheMac Can you name one thing I said that is objectively wrong here?

    • @MurrayTheMac
      @MurrayTheMac 8 лет назад

      doedicurus Can you name one thing you said that is objective? :-)

    • @doedicurus
      @doedicurus 8 лет назад

      +MurrayTheMac exactly. if you admit it's an opinion with no basis in reality than you have no grounds to say I missed anything. thanks for proving my point you dumb fuck.

    • @MurrayTheMac
      @MurrayTheMac 8 лет назад

      doedicurus Amazing ... you managed to miss the joke about missing the joke. X-D

  • @broadcastmadnesss
    @broadcastmadnesss 4 года назад +132

    I've voted for the left in Europe all my life. If I had been to college with a crowd like this, I believe I would have become the most conservative person in the world. This is beyond depressing.

    • @htruman
      @htruman 4 года назад +5

      They make us on The Left Look bad. But Don;t forget the Right can be just as PC.

    • @htruman
      @htruman 4 года назад

      @Sean Hollander They were actor?

    • @htruman
      @htruman 4 года назад +1

      @Sean Hollander Oh, that's a relief. Thank you Sean. Stay safe.

    • @cesaredibambinolo3439
      @cesaredibambinolo3439 3 года назад

      Time to update your mind then. Fool

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino 3 года назад

      @Sean Hollander ahhh thankyou

  • @wingnutofcoolness
    @wingnutofcoolness 7 лет назад +389

    Many of the best comedians say they cannot play college campuses because every joke triggers someone.

    • @GeebleTron
      @GeebleTron 5 лет назад +3

      wingnutofcoolness happened on my campus.

    • @robertjensen9775
      @robertjensen9775 5 лет назад +21

      wingnutofcoolness Jerry Seinfeld gave up 10 years back. Said it was a waste of time trying to make these zombies happy.

    • @NewhamMatt
      @NewhamMatt 5 лет назад +5

      @@robertjensen9775 JERRY SEINFELD said that!
      Right! Get me half a dozen college students, a ouija board and George Carlin's phone number!

    • @MyChannel773
      @MyChannel773 5 лет назад

      lol that’s sad for them then, whenever comedians came to my school they killed

    • @MrGalonge
      @MrGalonge 4 года назад +2

      That's not even true. But I'm glad you believe everything the alt lite tells you. Good boy.

  • @glitterdrip19
    @glitterdrip19 8 лет назад +73

    GREAT statement on society today...the sad thing is its funny because its true

    • @howardfortyfive9676
      @howardfortyfive9676 8 лет назад +3

      No...*actually I think it's a pitiful statement of society today.*
      *It is times like THIS I am soooooo glad I am RETIRED and don't have to concern myself with hurt feelings of butthurt SJW pukes. PROUD DEPLORABLE HERE.*

    • @glitterdrip19
      @glitterdrip19 8 лет назад +2

      Howard Fortyfive that was my point, hence the term "great"...great doesn't necessarily mean "good" you know

  • @HunterZolomon
    @HunterZolomon 8 лет назад +276

    Are they even aware how they are depicted?

    • @howardfortyfive9676
      @howardfortyfive9676 8 лет назад +12

      What do you think? *Me thinks they're all too stupid to finger it out!!*

    • @HunterZolomon
      @HunterZolomon 8 лет назад +78

      Maybe, but I also suspect they're afraid. Terrified of laughing at the "wrong" thing. Pretty sad.

    • @vh9network
      @vh9network 8 лет назад +19

      I think they went along for the ride.
      It's Triumph the Insult Comic Dog and they probably got an easy A out of this interactive assignment.

    • @laalki80
      @laalki80 6 лет назад +2

      Yes. Yes they are. Are you even aware how comedy sketches are done? Evidently not.

  • @Savior-ml4pq
    @Savior-ml4pq 6 месяцев назад +3

    It’d be awesome to see triumph talk these same kids 8 years later

  • @wiggy8912
    @wiggy8912 4 года назад +154

    “Swipe left” may be at the wrong college. He should probably find another college with students who also have a sense of humor.

    • @toldyouso5588
      @toldyouso5588 3 года назад

      These kids are all actually in the school comedy club that merged with the suicidally depressed club.

  • @32rumandcoke
    @32rumandcoke 8 лет назад +257

    I identify as a 1986 Buick Grand National.

  • @HarshSingh-qr5lm
    @HarshSingh-qr5lm 5 лет назад +26

    This is pure genius. I freakin love Triumph.

  • @CharlieTheAstronaut
    @CharlieTheAstronaut 3 года назад +5

    The labels are beyond perfect. so on point!

  • @aybanpali
    @aybanpali 8 лет назад +24

    "I may look like a dog, but I identify as a shinguard."
    That got me.

  • @HTML199
    @HTML199 8 лет назад +94

    oh man that one white girl with the glasses was getting soooo salty it was hilarious when you see her reaction

    • @Lightitupp1
      @Lightitupp1 8 лет назад +4

      +gamerteen2013 TRIGGERED!!1!1!

    • @Lightitupp1
      @Lightitupp1 8 лет назад +7

      Uuriu You triggered?

    • @hwekfhdskhd
      @hwekfhdskhd 8 лет назад +8

      I think you meant, "The young Caucasian woman with sight impairment did not find the jokes at her expense humorous"

    • @DeutscherBadBoy1981
      @DeutscherBadBoy1981 8 лет назад +2

      legitimetely triggered

    • @God001111
      @God001111 8 лет назад +3

      Lightitupp1 being triggered is when a rape victim sees something related to rape and they have flashbacks to that traumatic incident. what you did is piss me off with your fucking zombie-brain ineptitude

  • @amina-gb8lo
    @amina-gb8lo 5 лет назад +44

    someone tell me why nobody besides triumph was laughing. i would have been dying just being there

    • @justanotherguywithoutamust5776
      @justanotherguywithoutamust5776 5 лет назад

      My guess is that it was supposed to be a serious interview if not for his jokes so they are serious about it

    • @toldyouso5588
      @toldyouso5588 3 года назад +1

      Because they knew the crt professor was watching and listening behind a two way mirror. One mistake and they will be denounced and purged as counter-woke and be made to suffer for it all through their accademic years.

  • @dennisneikes7215
    @dennisneikes7215 Год назад +5

    I love it when Triumph starts to laugh at his own sarcasm mid sentence. Lightning fast wit!

  • @tomy5868
    @tomy5868 7 лет назад +60

    the girl in the pink sweater is offended at least 8 times a day...

  • @BetterLifeAhead35
    @BetterLifeAhead35 8 лет назад +76

    lord, I'm a feminist, I'm someone who works raising awareness of mental health issues and disability issues, but for fuck's sake you don't have to take yourself or every other damn thing seriously to care about issues. These people who get all huffy about every comment. Fucking laugh. Find the ridiculous in situations. I became known in the mental health community because my blog was devoted to finding ways to laugh about your mental illness. Of course loads of people were offended by that, but I, and many others, find laughing at my situation to be more therapeutic than learning to take every bit of it super seriously and demanding everyone else take it all super seriously. Life is absurd. Humans are absurd. I understand having a trigger warning to soldiers with PTSD if you show a video that has graphic images of real combat with actual deaths. That could cause serious flashbacks. Or a news video that shows rape. But "trigger warnings" for catcalling or differing political views. Holy fuck. It's insane.

    • @deerlord2363
      @deerlord2363 8 лет назад +15

      "lord, I'm a feminist". I stopped reading there. I'm very disappointed young lady, and don't you even dare to call my name in vain again.

    • @MeowMeow-ij9dk
      @MeowMeow-ij9dk 8 лет назад +9

      You said lord instead of unspecified deity of a higher power. I'm offended.

    • @BetterLifeAhead35
      @BetterLifeAhead35 8 лет назад +2

      Do you consider it disappointing that Malala Yousafzai is a feminist? Just because some western women have misused the word doesn't mean its meaning has changed into something bad. Also, so not PC of you to assume I'm a young lady. I'm a partially ripened human with a vagina that I identify as an arm and no gender because I had all hormones removed from my body. Ugh, projecting gender norms much?

    • @BetterLifeAhead35
      @BetterLifeAhead35 8 лет назад +2

      Don't worry, I meant lord as in an English lord, not a deity. But shit, that comes with its own problems because I said lord instead of also acknowledging the feminine lady and adding a gender neutral term. By not referring to all genders in my exclamation I practiced erasure of millions of people and invalidated their experiences.
      Also, rude that you even mentioned deities without a trigger warning for atheists who don't want to be reminded that not everyone shares their lack of views. So thoughtless.

    • @AncientManBeast
      @AncientManBeast 8 лет назад +5

      I think the students were told to keep as straight a face as possible, you can see many of them holding back laughter.

  • @CCJJ160Channels
    @CCJJ160Channels 8 лет назад +350

    Jesus, l feel old and don't understand young people anymore.

    • @BENN0rox
      @BENN0rox 8 лет назад +35

      im 16 and know what you mean these people are crazy this has nothing to do with you being old

    • @riner9
      @riner9 8 лет назад +29

      This is what happens when kids are born with a silver spoon in their mouth, never experience any hardships and are raised by the internet.

    • @galept
      @galept 8 лет назад +3

      +riner9 We get it, no generation is as great yours. Actually, why don't you just keep your stereotypes to yourself? I went to a large state school in Virginia and most students there would hate these kids

    • @fourdeadinohio8303
      @fourdeadinohio8303 8 лет назад +8

      galept... kids are born with a silver spoon in their mouth, never experience any hardships and are raised by the internet
      We get it, no generation is as great yours....
      where the hell do you get a gen from that statement? these dumbass millennials should be put down before they come to power.

    • @galept
      @galept 8 лет назад +2

      fourdeadinohio See my original comment.

  • @mr8883
    @mr8883 2 года назад +28

    At 10:01, she actually was proud of herself through out the whole thing, she actually thinks by admitting she said "Person of Color" was ok to him. Glad Triumph told her off. Let her know her place in life!

    • @eyeseer1
      @eyeseer1 11 месяцев назад

      When expectations are killed by reality.