As a "person of color" I actually really hate that term. A black person is a black person. An Asian person is an Asian person. An Arab person is an Arab person. A "person of color" is just another way of lumping all the other races together, as if it's white people vs. the others. It's okay, white kids, you can acknowledge our existence without offending us. It's only when you try to DEFINE us that it is offensive.
@@temudgin62 Finally. Someone else who sees the same thing. Calling someone a person of color is essentially just saying there are two kinds of people, White people and everyone else.
@@temudgin62 As a person of personhood, I take issue with your repeatedly and redundantly ascribing personhood to categories of person which are by definition populated by persons of personhood.
+Marcus Drop I like how "fuck this guy" was the only one with any shred of nut. Almost prophetic, his label, its what the rest of them will be saying about him after the camera stops rolling.
I thought it was funny and I’m a trans woman. I mean identify as a woman but i also look and sound and act the part and legally and physically other than the being able to have kids part. Lol regardless, i thought it was funny 😘✨
yup! Could have been doing this skit interviewing the chairs they were sitting on, instead of them, the chairs would have shown more signs of life, emotions, etc.
+recalcitrist1 Lol I'm gonna use a variation of that next time I hump a girl's leg, to wit..... 'I know I look like a man, but I identify as a shin guard.'
@John Smith It's understandable when you consider the culture of prestige around liberal arts colleges. By displaying themselves as socially conscious, they earn brownie points in their community.
+Mtn Noel No it's not. I guarantee he asked to meet with the College Democrats club. By that I mean this is not representative of entire college bodies as a whole. He knew he could get the responses he wanted if he asked for the most liberal-minded group on campus
"I would love to break up the big banks" "Then how are you going to access your parent's money?" I hope they got the proper medical attention for those sick 3rd degree burns.
I think we shouldn't mistake PC culture with being anti-monopolies/oligopolies. Funny how many people who think of themselves as free market proponents don't see the issues of having gigantic multinationals who can get away with anything these days and have the power to Trump government (pun intended). People like to say government is corrupt and they want "smaller" government. Well I do agree with that but I don't understand how the same people who say that don't look or criticize as much the big companies responsible for corrupting government. Companies who are actually undermining the free market they so much preach by getting rid of competition as well as stiffling true innovation (so I heard iPhone 305 is launching next year eh??). A joke is a joke when it highlights something true that is often ridiculous, like the fact that PC culture is based on so many irrationalities and nonsensical thinking. And we laugh when he shows us that. Now what Triumph said about big banks was an attempt of a joke, that since isn't actually true, didn't make me laugh. Not offended by it of course. Just wasn't funny to me.
Yeah reason they all like this. Grew up in a rich area never really seen nothing bad that's why people who grow up in a low poverty area are actually more human they the was that can stand in a room of people and still be they selfs
That Algerian Dude Hooba the term “oriental” or “orient” is a derogatory term towards Asians. So when she said “orient-tation ” he said don’t you mean “Asian-tation” to be politically correct by using “Asian” instead of “orient”
@Old Iron it really does seem like they are afraid to laugh in expectations of how their fellow classmates would react and shame them, so instead of doing what comes naturally they force themselves to not have fun, oh what a sad world it must be for a sjw = /
I would say that's the biggest problem: if you can't laugh at yourself, how do you expect people to respect your opinions? You have to recognize your own fallibility before you can tell other people how to behave.
The cute young girl with the glasses is putting on an act, she was actually the leader of a comedy improv group on campus called Improv Anonymous, she's not so brainwashed after all
This was super hilarious🤣! I don’t understand how any of the students didn’t burst out with laughter. There’s no way I could have listened to all that without laughing.
@@mrace1180 it's a ridiculous term that some insecure women use to emasculate, insult, and dismiss mens thoughts; it isnt a term with 1 definition, it will be applied in any scenario a women wants to put the man down.
+MLW WLM Looking forward to being blamed for Barista's inability to get a better job. It won't that she didn't attain marketable abilities or critical thinking skills. It won't be that she paid good money just for the ability to regurgitate the world view of her professors. It's the patriarchy.
This video proves why comedy is important. This is one of the most brilliant pieces of political satire I've ever seen. He single handedly annihilated the absurdity and illogicality of the regressive left better than any other person I've heard on the subject, and these students didn't even seem to realize what was happening (assuming they're not actors, but they seemed genuine). This should be shown on every Ivy League campus in America.
I think things like this alternate to extremes. This generation had no sense of humor. The next gen version will. It's probably because humanity's respirators nature
@Snarick Klash you won't get called racist if you aren't racist. being PC is the cowardly move of showing everyone that you aren't racist. did you see those faces when triumph made those jokes. that's fear. these teens aren't self-respecting. Imagine you have tons of black friends and they know you well. now if you say something even remotely racist, those friends, they know you're all right, they know what you mean and what you didn't mean.
They are making some pretty funny jokes, though, in this video. I didn't know that PC people made up weird funny none sense. I mean, I have seen about them on South Park but I thought that was a joke. South Park is a good teacher. Long ago, maybe 20 y ago, I had heard of scientology but I didn't know anything about it and I had better things to do. Then, I saw the South Park episode about Xeno and I just had to learn more about scientology. Right now, I am concentrating on mormonism. These are cute little american religions.
Just thought people would be interested in the name tags from Left to Right:- Top: Pube Shaver, Renaissance Groupie, Caution: Will Sue, Not Out Yet, LGBLT, Mr. Lunchable, Swipe Left Bottom: Narc, Cat Video Reviewer, JV Drake, Barista for Left, Slurpee Inside, Future Psycho Nanny and Fuck This Guy.
You can see the fear in there eyes of being judged for saying wrong thing and being tossed out of there peer group. This was very funny but the actual fear in there eyes I never seen before in a Triump's video.
+Raze Fan We've unleashed the blueballing Faminazi prudes on your young lads via the public school system - expect more and more 'Caitlyn' Jenner types in the future...
Raze Fan Interesting as a Russian I assume she not familiar with are history or what period in Russian history saw the largest expansion and wars. It was under our Empress Catherine the Great. I wonder what this teacher or PC people would thinking knowing women make best snipers or other specialize combat roles. My grandmother served in Eastern front and Manchuria in the infantry. She brought much honor and glory to my family and bloodline. Is this a common practice in American schools? I grew up lectures on depressing Russian poetry and literature and about understanding importance of sacrifice and duty. I also assume our ballroom dancing between male and females will be offensive for following gender standards.
+Nomonkeysleftbehind So true, and you know the other fuckers are just waiting for someone to trip up so they can throw them under the bus. Leftist politics is 75% social posturing, especially for whites.
+Graham Wellington Thank you, sir. If the right has become the tea party, the left has become the twee party, in which the only things that matter are looking good and feeling warm and fuzzy. That's why they love rescuing shelter kittens.
They reflexively take offense while somehow not realizing they are being insulted the entire time. Just the kind of people we all want to hang out with.
+Mullerornis No, he's just calling you and those like you out on your obvious hypocrisy. Everything you base your reality on is a lie and any exposure to the real world, like this proves it in short order.
+Techni Myoko You can tell that they weren't comfortable having their dogma challenged. After the sketch artist, those two guys CRUMBLED, fumbling to find the right thing to say. How long would it have taken them to actually respond? Would they ever respond? The only one in the group who seemed entirely unfazed and in order was the center girl in the glasses. My perception of a higher deity only knows how lacking she is in individual thought.
I swear to god when my son goes to college, I will show him this video every week to make sure he doesn't join the gang of social justice warriors who are more concerned about HOW THEY ARE PERCEIVED in society than how they can actually fight for justice.
theyre little children. they have no idea what they are talking about. getting lectured on what words I can use by some snot nose ? colleges are graduating kids that can barely read and write but they have video games and social media down cold. they know nothing.
Physically intimidate people...........A small jewish guy with a dog puppet on his hand. Intimidating people. And you would punch a puppet in the head.
+BaileysBeads You are really convinced that these people were "actors" and that they were only playing a part? You have obviously never been to a college campus in 2016. This is how children really are these days. They were trying to be serious because they did not want to admit that their cause is bullshit. But the back row of assholes tells you everything you need to know about the current generation.
+Mikey Motorpsyche no man that's gender equality, feminists want to be the dominant gender and have males as fuck slaves in their dungeons where they can never disagree or say anything the lesbians find offensive again.
I've voted for the left in Europe all my life. If I had been to college with a crowd like this, I believe I would have become the most conservative person in the world. This is beyond depressing.
+ItsMcDude She was looking for a 'safe space' but couldn't locate one. I'm sure all their parents are so proud of the six figure education these children are receiving.
+puma21puma21 phrase used to describe your acceptance of something. The term was originally a reference to the Tinder app. On Tinder, swiping right means you approve of a male/female after judging them by a few picture and a short bio. "Swipe right" can be used anytime you make a good choice or approve of something.
At 10:01, she actually was proud of herself through out the whole thing, she actually thinks by admitting she said "Person of Color" was ok to him. Glad Triumph told her off. Let her know her place in life!
+MurrayTheMac exactly. if you admit it's an opinion with no basis in reality than you have no grounds to say I missed anything. thanks for proving my point you dumb fuck.
Because they knew the crt professor was watching and listening behind a two way mirror. One mistake and they will be denounced and purged as counter-woke and be made to suffer for it all through their accademic years.
+riner9 We get it, no generation is as great yours. Actually, why don't you just keep your stereotypes to yourself? I went to a large state school in Virginia and most students there would hate these kids
galept... kids are born with a silver spoon in their mouth, never experience any hardships and are raised by the internet We get it, no generation is as great yours.... where the hell do you get a gen from that statement? these dumbass millennials should be put down before they come to power.
No...*actually I think it's a pitiful statement of society today.* *It is times like THIS I am soooooo glad I am RETIRED and don't have to concern myself with hurt feelings of butthurt SJW pukes. PROUD DEPLORABLE HERE.*
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" I said person of color " !! she was so proud of herself!!
ikr. All those guys probably had the panic attacks after they thought they offended someone
As a "person of color" I actually really hate that term. A black person is a black person. An Asian person is an Asian person. An Arab person is an Arab person. A "person of color" is just another way of lumping all the other races together, as if it's white people vs. the others. It's okay, white kids, you can acknowledge our existence without offending us. It's only when you try to DEFINE us that it is offensive.
@@temudgin62 Finally. Someone else who sees the same thing. Calling someone a person of color is essentially just saying there are two kinds of people, White people and everyone else.
@@ethancroft2560: _"saying there are two kinds of people, White people and everyone else"_
That's the whole point of the term 'POC'
@@temudgin62
As a person of personhood, I take issue with your repeatedly and redundantly ascribing personhood to categories of person which are by definition populated by persons of personhood.
Some of the guys are so desperately trying to say what's on their mind but you can see the fear in their eyes of being judged.
+Marcus Drop I wish I were in college today, would end up being expelled but I would say what I felt.
+Marcus Drop I like how "fuck this guy" was the only one with any shred of nut.
Almost prophetic, his label, its what the rest of them will be saying about him after the camera stops rolling.
+Reggie Hathaway Triumph is a jew...i know, surprised me too.
+Reggie Hathaway You good Hitler? It's time for tea, sit down and tell me about your day.
swipe left did not want to laugh... but he did.
2:05 "Please understand, I know I look like a dog but I identify as a shin guard!"
That line alone broke me...
Why are young people so racist and homphobic??? I thought liberals were brainwashing them not to be???
I am so confused...
amy lieu These little commies in the making are not liberals.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
i dont get that
I thought it was funny and I’m a trans woman. I mean identify as a woman but i also look and sound and act the part and legally and physically other than the being able to have kids part. Lol regardless, i thought it was funny 😘✨
The girl with glasses looked like she was gonna protest against triumph
For real! She's squirming with such discomfort it's friggin' HILARIOUS!!! 😂
Jesus it's so sad. She really can't take a joke.
@@stewartmullings1552 she really thinks she's above everyone else
She needs a safe space lol
@@ThePhrozenOne 😂😂😂 hahhahah
This is amazing.
+theneedledrop MALETHONY RIGHTSTANO
+theneedledrop solid 8
+theneedledrop
Triumphony Insultano, the phony sultan who makes fun of the triggered.
+theneedledrop KEEP RESISTING COLLEGE BABYYYY!!!!!
+theneedledrop Oh, hey Ant-ny!
Brave of Robert Smigel to enter a laughter-vacuum.
Hah.
!
Yet he still nailed it.
It's painful to watch how uptight these people are.
That's what passes for "intellectualism" on college campuses today. Whoever can self censor the most.
@christobanistan
You are 100% correct.
yup! Could have been doing this skit interviewing the chairs they were sitting on, instead of them, the chairs would have shown more signs of life, emotions, etc.
😂😂😂it’s amazing that folks STILL don’t know they’re in on it.
Its not uptight its brain washed.
This comedian should get an award. This is intelligent, mature, fearless humour.
Triumph is the best!
It really is. Well said.
The incredibly talented Robert Smigel. Look him up. You've seen more of his stuff than you know.
You’ll be happy to know he’s won several
This is comedy gold!! He used their logic and turned it against them. Genius 😂
"Logic" might not be the right word.
@@anthonylundquist1844 its the right word by definition
See how funny the world is if you just throw away the wokeism.
He certainly did. He demonstrated to them the insanity of that way of thinking, But alas, none of them realized it.
He's making fun of them, he didn't turn against them.
"I know I look like a dog, but I identify as a shin guard."
Hahahaha
+recalcitrist1
LOLOLOOL.....great line!
+recalcitrist1
Lol I'm gonna use a variation of that next time I hump a girl's leg, to wit.....
'I know I look like a man, but I identify as a shin guard.'
+recalcitrist1
Next time I see a dog hump someones leg I'm gonna say that about it because that line is priceless.
+Joe Hazelwood Remember, It will only work on liberals.
Kermit The Boss
Good point, Kerm ;)
first black guy those kids ever met
oh lort.
Obviously.
first gay guy too, probably
+Ross the Boss That white dude on the bottom right had to be gay.
LionsAllday DETROIT im not like that
That social experiment was soooooo good. They could NOT say anything about him. Hilarious!
How do you argue with a dog puppet?
The stifled laughs make this all the better.
For a second, I thought you were the "trigger warning" girl from this video.
I saw that a few times, pretty sad how scared or brainwashed they are
@@lordstinson8095 the "trigger warning girl" is *Kayleigh Kane*
@John Smith What's up bro?
@John Smith It's understandable when you consider the culture of prestige around liberal arts colleges. By displaying themselves as socially conscious, they earn brownie points in their community.
I guarantee the girl with no sense of humor will tell you she's 'the funny one' in her group of friends.
you mean all of them?
It is STAGED!
The sad thing is , it's not staged . This shit is on most campuses ...
+Mtn Noel No it's not. I guarantee he asked to meet with the College Democrats club. By that I mean this is not representative of entire college bodies as a whole. He knew he could get the responses he wanted if he asked for the most liberal-minded group on campus
I guarantee that she IS the funny one in her group.
Who's your non gender specific male authority figure?
*WHO'S YOUR NON GENDER SPECIFIC MALE AUTHORITY FIGURE?*
The question detonates a truth nuke in their brain...just like in the wonder years.
This aged incredibly well.
That's not a real dog
This joke aged like a winery
@@SnoopyReads irrelevant.
Has it? Smigel's act doesn't fit the woke Democrats anymore.
@@DUCKSAREEVILLLLLLLL thats why its perfect
I haven't seen this level of genius comedy ever before.
Its brilliant 😅😅😅😄
Oh youre missing out on old and gold comedy
are you FROM New Hampshire? i keeeeeeed! i keeeeeed!
"I would love to break up the big banks"
"Then how are you going to access your parent's money?"
I hope they got the proper medical attention for those sick 3rd degree burns.
Don't worry, sounds like their parents could afford it ;P
I think we shouldn't mistake PC culture with being anti-monopolies/oligopolies. Funny how many people who think of themselves as free market proponents don't see the issues of having gigantic multinationals who can get away with anything these days and have the power to Trump government (pun intended). People like to say government is corrupt and they want "smaller" government. Well I do agree with that but I don't understand how the same people who say that don't look or criticize as much the big companies responsible for corrupting government. Companies who are actually undermining the free market they so much preach by getting rid of competition as well as stiffling true innovation (so I heard iPhone 305 is launching next year eh??). A joke is a joke when it highlights something true that is often ridiculous, like the fact that PC culture is based on so many irrationalities and nonsensical thinking. And we laugh when he shows us that. Now what Triumph said about big banks was an attempt of a joke, that since isn't actually true, didn't make me laugh. Not offended by it of course. Just wasn't funny to me.
@@MrJackPeppers do you think someone is going to read all that??? lol
Yeah reason they all like this. Grew up in a rich area never really seen nothing bad that's why people who grow up in a low poverty area are actually more human they the was that can stand in a room of people and still be they selfs
@@yerocnevets0m3gaI did.
"You unwashed diminutive victim of job alternative deprivation". Best part
did you just call me a hooker?
True, and it was with my favoritely named guy, "Swipe Left."
They all were triggered
the clarification is important
dude turning red from suppressed laughter about killed me.
I died at the “Asian-orientation” joke
I didn’t get it!!?
That Algerian Dude Hooba the term “oriental” or “orient” is a derogatory term towards Asians. So when she said “orient-tation ” he said don’t you mean “Asian-tation” to be politically correct by using “Asian” instead of “orient”
I love how he was even laughing at the joke.
gi822 As an asian, I never found the word “oriental” as derogatory.
aeterna789 to each their own I guess. My friends who are Asian find it to be derogatory.
" i said person of color" 10:00
It's so sad that she was seriously still trying not to offend someone.
Same thought, she is so offensive she should live in the streets
@@johngoodman5976 she said person of size
@@HoneyMike no she said person of color
@@achtungbaby91u26 7:43 weird, she said person of size here
@@HoneyMike I'll be honest, I didn't check to confirm. I just wanted to disagree with you
Having them talk to a police sketch artist was classic
Which one's the puppet?
I see what you did there
Godly
the one with something up their ass...wait that doesn't answer it at all.
thats deep
That was beautiful. XD
This is the second time I've watched this video, and I am even more certain that it is utterly brilliant
They don't know how to react which makes it even more hilarious...
Legend has it they're still waiting for programming...
They were immediately offended and confused at the same time after he asked how to describe the very flamboyant black man
The best part is, you can see that they want to laugh.
@Old Iron it really does seem like they are afraid to laugh in expectations of how their fellow classmates would react and shame them, so instead of doing what comes naturally they force themselves to not have fun, oh what a sad world it must be for a sjw = /
I hope some of the less brainwashed among them took a good lesson from that day.
It's actually sad how most these kid's lack a sense of humor
Metalbear 81 they are laughing and being good sports about it. Calm down friend.
@@llamasalpacas1 not really, they so uptight, and not even that knowledgeable about it, so afraid to offend
I would say that's the biggest problem: if you can't laugh at yourself, how do you expect people to respect your opinions? You have to recognize your own fallibility before you can tell other people how to behave.
@@onlyrevolutions2010 thats crazy, you found proof they are funny or die interns? thats amazing
Or just any sense lol
My god, they are so afraid to laught or say anything, even those who are really have fun with the dog.
That's because *they are ALL PUSSIES.*
yeah, they will get blackballed for life if they drop their guard....it's like Scientology
Flyboy16 seriously, if you watch vids of ppl who protest $ci for any length of time, they get attacked just Antifa attacks
I think the only one who really had fun with the dog was the one who got humped
It's obvious that the students wanted to describe the black guy as an Asian older female that had a problem gaining weight and was shy in public.
We need a “Where are they now?” For these kids
Leaders of their local get out the vote for liberals campaigns. And getting their student loans forgiven so they can take more useless classes.
They have become MAGA voters. I mean, this is New Hampshire, right?
The cute young girl with the glasses is putting on an act, she was actually the leader of a comedy improv group on campus called Improv Anonymous, she's not so brainwashed after all
Don't ruin my fantasies like that
I was hoping she was the librarian....
Party pooper! Have you not learned anything!
I'm gonna need her name. She's insanely gorgeous 🥵
@@chaostheory2219 her name is Kayleigh Kane. She is an actress.
"He's a person of size."
@Lucky Luke What?
are we gonna let it go that the sketch artist actually drew a picture that looked just like the dude lol
No. That's also inexcusable!
So all black people look alike huh? Is that it?
It was part of the act
Nah, look the face sketch was of a mostly white dude, insulting...joke.
That didn't look nothing like'em he was an attack helicopter
This was super hilarious🤣! I don’t understand how any of the students didn’t burst out with laughter. There’s no way I could have listened to all that without laughing.
Zoomers have zero sense of humor.
"I still don't understand. Could someone mansplain this to me" LOL. It's like he changed the whole meaning of the word to mean "to explain better"
Also a woman explaining something that is about men would actually be considered woman-splaining by their own definition
@@pierrecausemybladdersempty1678 I thought mansplaining was explaining something you don't actually know
@@mrace1180 it's a ridiculous term that some insecure women use to emasculate, insult, and dismiss mens thoughts; it isnt a term with 1 definition, it will be applied in any scenario a women wants to put the man down.
The right word for it is moronic...splaining, so there ! Gender nuetral right?
@@toldyouso5588 I guess you are female xD
That was one of the funniest things I have ever watched
Lol, watching the thin skinned woman in glasses get offended was too funny.
+TheEmanExperience
I'd like to slam my throbbing meat staff in her juicy little fur box.
+NPORT1981 Her name is "Barista for life". Have a little respect, bro.
+MLW WLM
Looking forward to being blamed for Barista's inability to get a better job. It won't that she didn't attain marketable abilities or critical thinking skills. It won't be that she paid good money just for the ability to regurgitate the world view of her professors. It's the patriarchy.
+NPORT1981 She was cute though, and her speech wasn't to bad for someone with autism.
+purpandorange Her career is to get married and birth 3-4 kids and have them the natural way out the vagina.
Since I learned proper english I finally understand this dog and he's freaking hilarious. Dude is sharp as a razor. lol
1:08 The look on that girl's face after Triumphs "...pleasure himself..."
Pure gold.
Dumb cutie
That was really nasty. I feel bad for her.
@@WarofThoughts don't worry i will Spank get lightly and call her a Good Girl tonight
@@avinotion Too bad you can't.
...one you she have dog ride her back, she can't turn back.
This video proves why comedy is important. This is one of the most brilliant pieces of political satire I've ever seen. He single handedly annihilated the absurdity and illogicality of the regressive left better than any other person I've heard on the subject, and these students didn't even seem to realize what was happening (assuming they're not actors, but they seemed genuine). This should be shown on every Ivy League campus in America.
Those students had a higher IQ than all Trump supporters combined
I love how he roasts the left extremes and the right extremes equally. Its hilarious to anyone how realizes that there are valid points on both sides
I identify as a carrot and I’m offended
@@oriolesfan61 Is that the best you could come up with? Doesn't say much for your own IQ.
u already lost i think
I think Triumph should go to every single safe space in America.
Agreed, he should start at a Trump rally.
@@kyle1235 massive burn! Hilarious!
@@kyle1235: He should start where he began. At a taping of Conan.
... AND POOP ON THEM.
And obliterate it
And here we are 7 years later....Triumph's piece even more relevant.
My fucking sides are gone. Thank you based Triumph
+Overwatch You ain't kidding. These kids just had their whole world "pooped on!" Best comic skit of the decade!
You can see why comics don't go to colleges any more. Their sense of humor is completely shot!
We're all doomed. Imagine these people at a crime scene.
These people are a crime scene!
Sushiyoda
Or in Leadership 🤦🏻♂️
The true crime here is there parents!!
No, imagine them in charge. G-d help us.
imagine them at war..they would be looking for a report button.
funny thing is the sketch actually did resemble the black guy; lmao
That was the intention...
+John Bonham do you like led Zeppelin, jk, I was just wondering
eritrean music.com
They all look alike.
The artist knew what the guy looked like beforehand, genius....
RIP the sense of humor of the next generation.
For which they'll never have a sense a humor anytime soon or in the foreseeable future, as basically they're future is f*cked.
I think things like this alternate to extremes. This generation had no sense of humor. The next gen version will. It's probably because humanity's respirators nature
of usa only.
@Snarick Klash you won't get called racist if you aren't racist. being PC is the cowardly move of showing everyone that you aren't racist. did you see those faces when triumph made those jokes. that's fear. these teens aren't self-respecting.
Imagine you have tons of black friends and they know you well. now if you say something even remotely racist, those friends, they know you're all right, they know what you mean and what you didn't mean.
They are making some pretty funny jokes, though, in this video. I didn't know that PC people made up weird funny none sense. I mean, I have seen about them on South Park but I thought that was a joke. South Park is a good teacher.
Long ago, maybe 20 y ago, I had heard of scientology but I didn't know anything about it and I had better things to do. Then, I saw the South Park episode about Xeno and I just had to learn more about scientology. Right now, I am concentrating on mormonism. These are cute little american religions.
To their credit, some of them were trying really hard not to laugh.
To their discredit, they were refusing to after looking around at their peers and being stifled by fear of their reactions...
More likely they were secretly snickering at the idea of stabbing Triumph in the eye with a pen...these degenerate psychos.
@@mojoschmee9320 exactly. They put themselves in a corner with all this hyper sensitivity.
They were told to play the 'straight guy' so to speak. The sketch works because they are acting so self serious.
Just thought people would be interested in the name tags from Left to Right:-
Top: Pube Shaver, Renaissance Groupie, Caution: Will Sue, Not Out Yet, LGBLT, Mr. Lunchable, Swipe Left
Bottom: Narc, Cat Video Reviewer, JV Drake, Barista for Left, Slurpee Inside, Future Psycho Nanny and Fuck This Guy.
LGBLT, LOL
Its Barista for LIFE
I thought the tag said Barbie for life 😂
TARDS they are all TARDS
@@toldyouso5588 you are trying to troll on a half a decade old comment...please stop...it's sad!
a puppet interviewing real puppets
Best comment here.
johnmonk66 Lol!
Gold.
You got suckered. Everything on TV isn't real genius.
@@daves4645 yeah they seem like they're in on the joke
I love it when Robert Smigel breaks character because what he is saying is so funny he can't contain himself.
They look mortified and that's hilarious.
These are superb jokes. Too bad they don't get it.
@@louistournas120 this was literally an improv group, you’re just incredibly gullible lol
@@michaelscott5468 No man. This group was real.
@@louistournas120 I literally go to UNH, no it isn’t….
@@louistournas120 haha you believed it was real hahahah
What's so funny is that they don't even realize how silly it is.
Or a truth nuke was detonated in their brains and they were in shock as their beliefs were vaporised.
You can see the fear in there eyes of being judged for saying wrong thing and being tossed out of there peer group. This was very funny but the actual fear in there eyes I never seen before in a Triump's video.
+Raze Fan We've unleashed the blueballing Faminazi prudes on your young lads via the public school system - expect more and more 'Caitlyn' Jenner types in the future...
Raze Fan
Interesting as a Russian I assume she not familiar with are history or what period in Russian history saw the largest expansion and wars. It was under our Empress Catherine the Great. I wonder what this teacher or PC people would thinking knowing women make best snipers or other specialize combat roles. My grandmother served in Eastern front and Manchuria in the infantry. She brought much honor and glory to my family and bloodline. Is this a common practice in American schools? I grew up lectures on depressing Russian poetry and literature and about understanding importance of sacrifice and duty. I also assume our ballroom dancing between male and females will be offensive for following gender standards.
+Nomonkeysleftbehind Oh. So that's what that was. I thought they were just constipated.
+Nomonkeysleftbehind So true, and you know the other fuckers are just waiting for someone to trip up so they can throw them under the bus. Leftist politics is 75% social posturing, especially for whites.
+Graham Wellington Thank you, sir. If the right has become the tea party, the left has become the twee party, in which the only things that matter are looking good and feeling warm and fuzzy. That's why they love rescuing shelter kittens.
Omg!! This was brilliant!!! The looks on their faces was priceless!!
That lesbian in the back DID NOT like the lesbian jokes 😂😂😂😂😂
YOU DONT KNOW WHAT SHE IDENTIFIES AS 😂
3:08
Jabba the Flannel Lesbian hates everyone.
XxChickenPukexX 👈🏾I saw that too🤣
Probably self-identifies as a trans-man, which of course doesn't exist.
They reflexively take offense while somehow not realizing they are being insulted the entire time. Just the kind of people we all want to hang out with.
Can't stiumph the Triumph
Triumphception
+Mullerornis it's called humor - but i guess that kind of thing gets lost on some folks with inflated egos and fragile sensibilities
+Mullerornis No, he's just calling you and those like you out on your obvious hypocrisy. Everything you base your reality on is a lie and any exposure to the real world, like this proves it in short order.
That “Oh, God!”/“higher deity” line kills me every time!!
Should have just said doG in reverse
Blondie was getting wet
I'm impressed the kids went along with it, instead of ruining it
There were a lot of camera cuts.
True
Lol wait til the twitter mob gains steam and the list of demands are made.
+Techni Myoko well that's cause they too insecure to get into a confrontation on tv
+Techni Myoko You can tell that they weren't comfortable having their dogma challenged.
After the sketch artist, those two guys CRUMBLED, fumbling to find the right thing to say. How long would it have taken them to actually respond? Would they ever respond?
The only one in the group who seemed entirely unfazed and in order was the center girl in the glasses. My perception of a higher deity only knows how lacking she is in individual thought.
The big guy that’s a wanna be hipster wanted to laugh so bad
That's Cartman all grown up and changed
Haha yeah he can still be save.
So he just settled for letting out belly laughs by farting discretely..and the others pretended not to notice.
This is precisely why many comedians are now avoiding universities and college towns. NPR reported on this recently.
...NPR reported on it?! ...the irony...
Socialist radio says what?
Just wait till these radicals infiltrate the comedy clubs...then comedy will be completely dead.
You sound like a real funny guy.
I swear to god when my son goes to college, I will show him this video every week to make sure he doesn't join the gang of social justice warriors who are more concerned about HOW THEY ARE PERCEIVED in society than how they can actually fight for justice.
Better to send your kid to West Point military accademy.
Self paranoia will destroya..😁
theyre little children. they have no idea what they are talking about.
getting lectured on what words I can use by some snot nose ? colleges
are graduating kids that can barely read and write but they have video games
and social media down cold. they know nothing.
Triumph always goes deep. Reveals substance, no matter what party affiliation.
Many of the best comedians say they cannot play college campuses because every joke triggers someone.
wingnutofcoolness happened on my campus.
wingnutofcoolness Jerry Seinfeld gave up 10 years back. Said it was a waste of time trying to make these zombies happy.
@@robertjensen9775 JERRY SEINFELD said that!
Right! Get me half a dozen college students, a ouija board and George Carlin's phone number!
lol that’s sad for them then, whenever comedians came to my school they killed
That's not even true. But I'm glad you believe everything the alt lite tells you. Good boy.
These young people seem to have no sense of humor!
Physically intimidate people...........A small jewish guy with a dog puppet on his hand. Intimidating people. And you would punch a puppet in the head.
Could be you future leaders. Scared now?
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James Guentner these are just young people who have been lied to by sick fucks from our generation.
heh
“He was a person of size.”
“What size?”
“SIZE.”
The blonde without the glasses look very kind and knows how to have fun with all this.
Maybe
"That's the best Professor you're going to have in the school."
Sad but true
Their university professor - I was bested by a suede dog.
Y'know when I saw Triumph insult a bunch of Star Wars nerds, they laughed.
That one was epic and they were all good sports about it too!
+TheOKTerrificable Half these kids can't even figure out that they are the butt of the jokes.
+TheOKTerrificable The Narc laughed at the "Orient"ation joke.
+JamesStarkweather Lmao
...yeah the netds were cosplay actors
...I doubt these kids were acting, they showed their real selves.
"I identify as a shin guard" 🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kudos to all these students. I would've pissed myself laughing if I were in their place.
+BaileysBeads THANK YOU. finally someone who understands what's going on in there
+Paul de Groot I had to scroll so far to find it.
+BaileysBeads You are really convinced that these people were "actors" and that they were only playing a part? You have obviously never been to a college campus in 2016. This is how children really are these days. They were trying to be serious because they did not want to admit that their cause is bullshit. But the back row of assholes tells you everything you need to know about the current generation.
M Saez Real SJW's would throw complete fits over what Triumph was doing here.
Good central casting job for sure
I feel like these kids were led in with the expectation of having a serious explanation on political correctness, and Triumph just ripped them apart.
...as rotwillers are apt to do.
I'm going to start using the word "vagsplain"
+Stracchan J same here that was awesome
+Stracchan J I'm going to use it right now Vagsplain
+Mikey Motorpsyche no man that's gender equality, feminists want to be the dominant gender and have males as fuck slaves in their dungeons where they can never disagree or say anything the lesbians find offensive again.
+Stracchan J In my mind that is when a woman tries to claim validity to her statement because of her gender.
+Kermit The Boss I categorize myself as a feminist...........radical feminists are bat shit crazy.
I've voted for the left in Europe all my life. If I had been to college with a crowd like this, I believe I would have become the most conservative person in the world. This is beyond depressing.
They make us on The Left Look bad. But Don;t forget the Right can be just as PC.
@Sean Hollander They were actor?
@Sean Hollander Oh, that's a relief. Thank you Sean. Stay safe.
Time to update your mind then. Fool
@Sean Hollander ahhh thankyou
lmfao that girl that answered the trigger warning question is so triggered
"Oohhhh my current conception of a higher deity which ooohhh in shall no way infringe upon your conception of a higher deity or lack thereof oh oh oh"
I am a potato and those kids triggered me
So unique.....
+numskully yes unique very very unique
+My life is potato I would hate to live your life. Enjoy welfare!
+numskully are you triggered?
***** Mr.trump I am an immigrant working for you :0
My favorite Triumph segment. I could watch 2 hours of this
1:05 - that chick got triggered by the trigger warning.
+ItsMcDude I'm pleasuring myself to her triggering right now...
+Robert “RemedialRob” Tracy TRIGGERED
+Robert “RemedialRob” Tracy I bet she's tighter than a mouse's ear! hahaha!
+ItsMcDude her eye-rolls were kind of charming
+ItsMcDude She was looking for a 'safe space' but couldn't locate one.
I'm sure all their parents are so proud of the six figure education these children are receiving.
This is pure genius. I freakin love Triumph.
I was laughing so hard I was crying and couldn't breath
Is it because you are obese?
I love it when Triumph starts to laugh at his own sarcasm mid sentence. Lightning fast wit!
Lost it at "swipe left"
+puma21puma21 phrase used to describe your acceptance of something. The term was originally a reference to the Tinder app. On Tinder, swiping right means you approve of a male/female after judging them by a few picture and a short bio. "Swipe right" can be used anytime you make a good choice or approve of something.
+RickCleek what? he knows?!
+RickCleek The OP's "Lost it" means "Cracked up," not "Lost the plot."
+RickCleek thank you
+puma21puma21 i don't get it
“Swipe left” may be at the wrong college. He should probably find another college with students who also have a sense of humor.
These kids are all actually in the school comedy club that merged with the suicidally depressed club.
"I may look like a dog, but I identify as a shinguard."
That got me.
At 10:01, she actually was proud of herself through out the whole thing, she actually thinks by admitting she said "Person of Color" was ok to him. Glad Triumph told her off. Let her know her place in life!
When expectations are killed by reality.
Humourless, blank faced, future corporate minions give me the fucking creeps. I find their drained of any human spirit anaemic souls offensive!
atleast they seem nice and not like a douchebag
I would still tap that
non-douchebags tend to look like so
non-douchebags tend to look like so
non-douchebags tend to look like so
the girl in the pink sweater is offended at least 8 times a day...
what do you call a graduate student? a Starbucks employee.
+James Anderson How do you get someone with a liberal arts degree off your front porch? Pay him for the pizza.
tonecot89 Zing!!!!!
+tonecot89 Ouch! You've triggered me.
Rajon Rondo oh, no.
girl:"first year orientation"
triumph:" shouldn't you say first year asiantation?"
👌👍
They just had their beliefs nuked..
This skit is such genius. So incisive, cutting through the sjw bs to the hilt.
You seem to have missed the joke ;-)
MurrayTheMac Can you name one thing I said that is objectively wrong here?
doedicurus Can you name one thing you said that is objective? :-)
+MurrayTheMac exactly. if you admit it's an opinion with no basis in reality than you have no grounds to say I missed anything. thanks for proving my point you dumb fuck.
doedicurus Amazing ... you managed to miss the joke about missing the joke. X-D
Are they even aware how they are depicted?
What do you think? *Me thinks they're all too stupid to finger it out!!*
Maybe, but I also suspect they're afraid. Terrified of laughing at the "wrong" thing. Pretty sad.
I think they went along for the ride.
It's Triumph the Insult Comic Dog and they probably got an easy A out of this interactive assignment.
Yes. Yes they are. Are you even aware how comedy sketches are done? Evidently not.
someone tell me why nobody besides triumph was laughing. i would have been dying just being there
My guess is that it was supposed to be a serious interview if not for his jokes so they are serious about it
Because they knew the crt professor was watching and listening behind a two way mirror. One mistake and they will be denounced and purged as counter-woke and be made to suffer for it all through their accademic years.
I had these types of people in my liberal college, they couldn't have a normal honest conversation about anything because they had so many guards up
I love SJWs. Such easy targets.
+Scarecrow545 I know ,right.
+Scarecrow545 what does sjw mean?
+Joose Pajunen Social Justice Warrior. You know...the heart of the Progressive movement.
okay thanks. i am not an american just a fan of triumph!
RJCHOICE
Sorry? Didn't quite catch that, your virginity's too loud.
I identify as a 1986 Buick Grand National.
I identify as a flaccid noodle.
mah nigga 1320 on dat regal.
I identify as a slice of pepperoni pizza
I identify *as a pissed off SKIDDER*
I actually identify as an attack helicopter.
Jesus, l feel old and don't understand young people anymore.
im 16 and know what you mean these people are crazy this has nothing to do with you being old
This is what happens when kids are born with a silver spoon in their mouth, never experience any hardships and are raised by the internet.
+riner9 We get it, no generation is as great yours. Actually, why don't you just keep your stereotypes to yourself? I went to a large state school in Virginia and most students there would hate these kids
galept... kids are born with a silver spoon in their mouth, never experience any hardships and are raised by the internet
We get it, no generation is as great yours....
where the hell do you get a gen from that statement? these dumbass millennials should be put down before they come to power.
fourdeadinohio See my original comment.
This is one of the funniest comic skit I've ever seen, I've probably watched it like 10 times at least
Holy fucking shit I've never laughed so hard in my life! ABSOLUTELY REKT!
Omg me too lmao
GREAT statement on society today...the sad thing is its funny because its true
No...*actually I think it's a pitiful statement of society today.*
*It is times like THIS I am soooooo glad I am RETIRED and don't have to concern myself with hurt feelings of butthurt SJW pukes. PROUD DEPLORABLE HERE.*
Howard Fortyfive that was my point, hence the term "great"...great doesn't necessarily mean "good" you know
My goodness. These precious, delicate flowers take themselves soooo very seriously!
Poppies...these are the poppy eaters
The 1:32 trigger warning bit was just spot on! She was so triggered!!!!! LOL!! LOL!!