Triumph Attends The Premiere Of "Star Wars: Attack Of The Clones" | Late Night with Conan O’Brien

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  • (Original air date: 05/17/02) Triumph poops on the superfans waiting in line to see the new "Star Wars" film. Watch the definitive collection of field pieces from "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" and CONAN @ conan25.teamcoco.com.
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  • @BukovTervicz
    @BukovTervicz 5 лет назад +5101

    And which of these buttons calls your parents to come pick you up
    I remember this burn 20 years later

    • @acetate909
      @acetate909 5 лет назад +110

      I was just about to leave the exact same comment. I watched this with my brother when I was in middle school and still remember that line. I thought about it as soon as the clip started. Classic.

    • @Deangirl86
      @Deangirl86 5 лет назад +62

      I remember when this originally aired. It's still funny.

    • @alienmind134
      @alienmind134 5 лет назад +22

      Yep, I lost it at that moment.

    • @kaalen24
      @kaalen24 5 лет назад +35

      BukovTervicz I know. I’ve been quoting this since I was 16 years old. I am now 35

    • @dylanshackleton1608
      @dylanshackleton1608 5 лет назад +85

      He knew he had a gold line right away. He was barely keeping it together.

  • @azulamazigh2789
    @azulamazigh2789 5 лет назад +5520

    every second of this remote was a pure genius. hats off to star war fans for taking a joke.

    • @hmuifuscared
      @hmuifuscared 4 года назад +169

      lol yup. If you crack jokes at fans of the Sequel trilogy, they call you an Anti-Feminist or a Racist

    • @Gravydog316
      @Gravydog316 4 года назад +46

      honestly, what choice do they have?

    • @crowtservo
      @crowtservo 3 года назад +3

      Jesse McMeme Or Man-Baby’s.

    • @tomk3682
      @tomk3682 3 года назад +6

      To weak and pitiful to do anything else than to take it like a bitch

    • @Jedi-ge6lr
      @Jedi-ge6lr 3 года назад +24

      @@hmuifuscared I personally loved the sequel trilogy, but I get why people don't like it. I don't think Ray is a Mary Sue, but I don't go out of my way to call people who do think she is one an anti-feminists. I don't get how grown adults can be as sensitive as a baby.

  • @kyle1847
    @kyle1847 2 года назад +2362

    Twenty years later, and this is still one of the funniest segments to ever air on network television. I still quote it to this day.

    • @tttarms1970
      @tttarms1970 2 года назад

      Sure wouldnt see this nowadays....usa is PUSSIFIED

    • @lethrneck4
      @lethrneck4 Год назад +15

      @r33mote jesus christ this was 20 years ago...crazy

    • @scottbianchi6018
      @scottbianchi6018 Год назад +11

      🤔.....I watch this about once a week.... it never gets old...😃

    • @zachgilchrist669
      @zachgilchrist669 Год назад

      you are a huge nerd

    • @lorilori3
      @lorilori3 Год назад +2

      Agreed 😎

  • @InjuredRobot.
    @InjuredRobot. 2 года назад +1566

    R.I.P. Richard Washington a.k.a. Blackwolf the Dragonmaster. You were truly one of a kind and made millions of people smile. And huge respect to Smigel for keeping in touch with him, being a friend and finding some work for him from time to time. It gives your fans a glimpse of your soul.

    • @ag-bk5wf
      @ag-bk5wf 2 года назад +36

      When and How did he pass?

    • @InjuredRobot.
      @InjuredRobot. Год назад +280

      @@ag-bk5wf Sometime in 2020 of kidney disease is what I remember, hard to verify online. Smigel talked about him at length on a podcast and said he was a really good hearted guy that was dealt a bad hand in life but was never bitter about it.

    • @davidlewis5189
      @davidlewis5189 Год назад +200

      @@InjuredRobot. Wow. The guy in the Yankees Jacket and Green Lightsaber passed away in 2020 too..

    • @rcmanization
      @rcmanization Год назад +45

      @@InjuredRobot. how did they get to know each other, smigel and richard washington? was it via this segment?

    • @monotech20.14
      @monotech20.14 Год назад +31

      @@InjuredRobot. Thanks for the info.

  • @doslover
    @doslover 5 лет назад +2515

    "Which of these buttons calls your parents to pick you up?"
    Such a classic skit, still holds up today.

    • @incredibilistic
      @incredibilistic 5 лет назад +28

      "Which one of these, tehhha, which one of these buttons calls your parents to pick you up!?" Can't forget the chuckle in between.

    • @ublade82
      @ublade82 5 лет назад +12

      Even the stormtrooper was shocked

    • @darlinglionheart4195
      @darlinglionheart4195 4 года назад +5

      @@ublade82 That knowing nod & look around, LOL.

    • @dtadeo2006
      @dtadeo2006 4 года назад +1

      DEFINITELY

    • @thomasbrown7328
      @thomasbrown7328 3 года назад +6

      Conan said something along the lines that “which of these buttons calls you parents” burn was the peak of television. Granted he said that within a couple years after it was made but man it’s an instant classic. Props to Smiegel (sp?) for getting that line out without laughing more than he did.

  • @kim0mook
    @kim0mook 5 лет назад +2554

    I'm surprised how well everyone took the insults. Good sports. That Korean line was funny as hell too.

    • @omaewamoushindeiru5937
      @omaewamoushindeiru5937 4 года назад +17

      U eat dogs?

    • @Gravydog316
      @Gravydog316 4 года назад

      no. it was racist & you should be offended, you racist.

    • @marcq4775
      @marcq4775 4 года назад +39

      @@omaewamoushindeiru5937 dafaq seriously?

    • @TastyTarco
      @TastyTarco 3 года назад +7

      ㅋㅋㅋ

    • @xlokoh8219
      @xlokoh8219 3 года назад

      @@omaewamoushindeiru5937 stfu you racist prick

  • @Boyso5407
    @Boyso5407 2 года назад +1035

    Him starting to laugh before he asked “which button do you press to have your parents pick you up” still makes me laugh so hard every time I see it. That is comedy gold

    • @charlenealban4318
      @charlenealban4318 2 года назад +14

      Tears rolled down my face...look over my sister is hysterical... funniest line ever!!!!

    • @RichV20
      @RichV20 Год назад +33

      Smigel thought of it on the spot and it cracked him up before he could get it out because he knew it was so good.

    • @rickfoster1078
      @rickfoster1078 Год назад +9

      His entire dialogue with Darth Vader is classic, oh scary nerd!!

    • @rajatjain1284
      @rajatjain1284 Год назад +20

      @@RichV20 Nope. In the inside conan podcast, it was revealed that Smigel was told this joke by one of the writing partners who was there along with him and he laughed when he first heard it and instantly said this on camera.

    • @phxazjarhead
      @phxazjarhead Год назад +6

      It's my favorite quote of the whole video. I watched this video from time to time just to get a good laugh.

  • @macro16
    @macro16 2 года назад +1021

    I was a part of that line and amazingly still friends with many people from it. It was truly a wonderful experience. How could we not laugh at ourselves.

    • @cr-cn4ky
      @cr-cn4ky 2 года назад +52

      By any chance do you know the chick with the litter of guys who have no idea how to please her?

    • @acesul8811
      @acesul8811 Год назад +25

      Okay but why act out the Jar Jar Binks scenes? WHY?

    • @velvetbikes
      @velvetbikes Год назад +39

      wait so that pregnant lady's baby has to be 20 yrs old by now! Need update!

    • @macro16
      @macro16 Год назад +40

      @@velvetbikes I haven't spoken to her in a few years, but the family was growing up and doing well last time I did.

    • @velvetbikes
      @velvetbikes Год назад +22

      @@macro16 I'm in absolute shock how fast 20 yrs went by.

  • @straightupballin3
    @straightupballin3 5 лет назад +1769

    "I am a stormtrooper."
    You are a huge nerd.
    ...
    This one kills me every time.

    • @bkelly821
      @bkelly821 4 года назад +1

      straightupballin3 me too! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Fleeto2006
      @Fleeto2006 4 года назад

      LOL!

    • @kelzuya
      @kelzuya 4 года назад

      It's the best

    • @FlammableDonkey
      @FlammableDonkey 3 года назад +7

      The Peanut M&Ms line is the one that gets me every time.

    • @lorinrichman6001
      @lorinrichman6001 3 года назад +1

      He's not wrong!

  • @mrf19741
    @mrf19741 4 года назад +1167

    "What parent forced you to do this?" CLASSIC!

  • @ignaciodiaz919
    @ignaciodiaz919 3 месяца назад +30

    The stormtrooper revealing his face and mocking himself with "Hi, I'm colonel sanders" doesn't get enough love

  • @trebormyers1
    @trebormyers1 Год назад +290

    "If you're here, who is taking care of your pet snake and/or tarantula?" One of my favorite lines. Love it.

  • @martinezyonick
    @martinezyonick 5 лет назад +1245

    They all had a good sense of humor

    • @indigomoon13
      @indigomoon13 5 лет назад +21

      Yeah thought so too.

    • @danielsarmiento1591
      @danielsarmiento1591 5 лет назад +2

      You think they warn the crowd first? Haha

    • @VegetoStevieD
      @VegetoStevieD 5 лет назад +46

      @@danielsarmiento1591 No, that's not necessary, those were real people in the crowd. None of them are NPCs.

    • @mattjames5694
      @mattjames5694 4 года назад +30

      Remember humor?

    • @MinhNguyen-cx2gz
      @MinhNguyen-cx2gz 4 года назад +8

      Back then yeah. But today they're known as "incels" and go on shooting rampages. =(

  • @drews.7107
    @drews.7107 4 года назад +1351

    "Have you ever talked to a woman without giving her your credit card number first?" LMAO!

    • @stevemuzak8526
      @stevemuzak8526 2 года назад +21

      That was one of the most epic insults in the history of insults.

    • @hellmik
      @hellmik 2 года назад +1

      Used by one Lemmy in Motorhead song around that time !

  • @stevemuzak8526
    @stevemuzak8526 11 месяцев назад +295

    The best part of this is that they 100% know how nerdy they are and they love it. That's why they love the jokes.

    • @Mario_N64
      @Mario_N64 8 месяцев назад +4

      They have accepted their fate by then.

    • @stevemuzak8526
      @stevemuzak8526 8 месяцев назад

      @@Mario_N64 Or just enjoy life and not being miserable pricks

    • @anxthemagnificent
      @anxthemagnificent 3 месяца назад +8

      There’s something more pure about nerd fandom back then. They loved nerding out, but understood not to take it all so seriously, hence being able to joke around and have fun with it. I feel fandoms these days take things wayyyy too seriously

  • @squidwardtesmaballs3853
    @squidwardtesmaballs3853 Год назад +218

    When the crowd has sense of humour it makes the segment a comedy gold

    • @PowerGlove79
      @PowerGlove79 7 месяцев назад +1

      Unlike when he was at the MJ trial. Then again, their idol was on trial for some pretty horrific things

  • @jpetersgoyanks
    @jpetersgoyanks 4 года назад +870

    “and don’t you forget to finish your filet-o-fish, oh Dragonmaster”

    • @shakebooty
      @shakebooty 3 года назад +36

      I love it how he says Burger King, where all Dragonmasters eat.haha

    • @Lobsterwithinternet
      @Lobsterwithinternet 3 года назад +9

      @@shakebooty They should have used that as an actual commercial.

    • @thereisnopandemic
      @thereisnopandemic 3 года назад +8

      What made it funny is that filet o fish is a McDonald’s product not Burger King.

    • @mitchcoughlin8335
      @mitchcoughlin8335 3 года назад +2

      The people in the background crack up at that too

    • @ODUBlue
      @ODUBlue 2 года назад +11

      And SOMEHOW, Smigel kept in touch with ol Dragonmaster and had him as an announcer on his podcast 🤣 Had him on one of his live albums, too.

  • @piashshohag
    @piashshohag 5 лет назад +998

    "Are you a korean guy under there?" almost killed me

    • @TheAmateurEditor
      @TheAmateurEditor 4 года назад +24

      That would not be allowed to air today though...

    • @drew9719
      @drew9719 4 года назад +30

      Im s korean and that made me laugh so hard. I know its to be taken as a joke, although it kinda is true.

    • @TheAmateurEditor
      @TheAmateurEditor 4 года назад +38

      @@drew9719 The insane thing is, people who aren't Korean would argue with you telling you you should be and will be offended on your behalf!

    • @drew9719
      @drew9719 4 года назад +4

      John Smith sjw, man. Let’s hope they don’t ever even see this at all.

    • @Gravydog316
      @Gravydog316 4 года назад +3

      & Leno just got crap for saying it to Simon Cowell a while ago...

  • @TacoBellManager
    @TacoBellManager 2 года назад +467

    Spock coming out to give everyone the finger was the chef's kiss. Also Triumph's farewell line. This is one of the greatest achievements in television.

  • @brianclover8709
    @brianclover8709 Год назад +222

    This is one of the best segments in television history... not just from Conan, not just from late night television... PERIOD!

    • @serotoninsyndrome
      @serotoninsyndrome Месяц назад

      This is one of the best segments in television history.... FOR ME TO POOP ON

  • @supa721
    @supa721 5 лет назад +2842

    One of the funniest ever on Conan. Thank you for releasing the old footage.

    • @calbertgaribo5284
      @calbertgaribo5284 5 лет назад +2

      True

    • @ColtonRDean
      @ColtonRDean 5 лет назад +16

      I hope they release the old “in the year 2000” bits.

    • @korykloth9244
      @korykloth9244 4 года назад

      The Michael trial is just as good. But not on RUclips. But on the internet.

    • @kamuelalee
      @kamuelalee 4 года назад +1

      funniest Triumph ever

    • @Gravydog316
      @Gravydog316 4 года назад +3

      they are planning to bring every episode out online :)

  • @HanSoloxcs
    @HanSoloxcs 2 года назад +3968

    This is before nerd culture come predominant and cool. These are REAL nerds.

    • @lotaryguy12
      @lotaryguy12 2 года назад +278

      The cow says: Moo!
      The cat says: Meow!
      The delusional virgin says: "nErD cUlTuRe Is PrEdOmInAnT aNd CoOl NoW".

    • @chriscannone8617
      @chriscannone8617 2 года назад +97

      Right it's so different now...I miss be bullied for going to episode 3🤣🤣

    • @riptiderobin1676
      @riptiderobin1676 2 года назад +158

      That is so true, people used to make fun of me for liking anime or didn't know what it even was. Now it's everywhere.

    • @chriscannone8617
      @chriscannone8617 2 года назад +66

      @@riptiderobin1676 Now every dude buys a Goku shirt from Walmart and acts like they know everything 🤣🤣rip to all our favorite IPs and animes like one peice so fourth and even cartoons .Big money's been injected and now our nerd culture has become the culture,while us original fans watch our movies,comics and shows slowly die and become cash cow's.

    • @riptiderobin1676
      @riptiderobin1676 2 года назад +29

      @@chriscannone8617 That's true the quality in anime really went downhill. It's not what it used to be. Anime from the 90's/early 00's was so unique and different. There were shows like DBZ or Sailor Moon, but then there were shows like Please Save My Earth (not very well known but one of my favorites mangas/anime) or the early Gundam series. Hardly any fan service and not so loud and bright. More stylish and a quiet sort of beauty.

  • @mattbernabe
    @mattbernabe Год назад +232

    I remember watching this when it first aired. It's still hilarious.
    I just realized remembered that this was in 2002, this woman's baby 4:58 is already 20 years old. Time flies.
    I wonder if he's a Star Wars fan or if he hates it.

    • @Marc-io8qm
      @Marc-io8qm 7 месяцев назад +26

      That is my wife Tammy and our son is named James. He was a normal healthy man until he was injured by the Covid jab last year. It has changed all of our lives.

    • @mfgbass
      @mfgbass 7 месяцев назад +36

      ​@@Marc-io8qmi hate this website

    • @hq9344
      @hq9344 6 месяцев назад +6

      @@Marc-io8qmbig pharma is the empire
      B

    • @chupscola9198
      @chupscola9198 6 месяцев назад +8

      Disney fakked up Star Wars, it sucks now. No longer watchable.

    • @Christopher-ms5ke
      @Christopher-ms5ke 6 месяцев назад

      @@chupscola9198Andor

  • @ZergRushJohnny
    @ZergRushJohnny 2 года назад +54

    RIP Blackwolf the Dragon Master, what an incredible eccentric. Here after Robert Smigel talked about their long, odd friendship on Inside Conan.

    • @XTRABIG
      @XTRABIG Месяц назад

      wow. two of the dudes featured here have passed. rip

  • @Jezza819
    @Jezza819 3 года назад +1220

    "You can choose from all kinds of guys that have no idea how to please you" 😂😂😂😂 That one and the "which one of these buttons calls your parents to come and pick you up" both just killed me back then and still do.

    • @dingfeldersmurfalot4560
      @dingfeldersmurfalot4560 2 года назад +11

      The first one is an all-time classic. Blew me away on first hearing it and it still does.

    • @gb032645
      @gb032645 2 года назад +28

      "The groom has kissed the bride...after years of practicing on his sister and an ewok doll." Another classic! XD

    • @brandonlee2373
      @brandonlee2373 2 года назад +6

      I half expected death Vader to be like “that would be the blue button”

    • @paultalley7046
      @paultalley7046 2 года назад +1

      Agree, pure genius comedy

    • @paultalley7046
      @paultalley7046 2 года назад

      Also that's the last time he'll ever see female genitalia is up there

  • @SlowpokeRodriguez80
    @SlowpokeRodriguez80 5 лет назад +870

    You have to give it to the stormtrooper guy... "Hi, I'm Col. Sanders "
    That was genuinely funny

    • @McMarioG
      @McMarioG 5 лет назад +10

      npnk I thought it was terribly unfunny.

    • @SlowpokeRodriguez80
      @SlowpokeRodriguez80 5 лет назад +99

      @@McMarioG i think it shows the guy can take a joke and laugh about himself... nowadays ppl are too butthurt if someone makes fun of them... the lady which was pregnant also showed great humor being "insulted" by triumph ... not taking oneself so seriously is a very refreshing thing these days

    • @VegetoStevieD
      @VegetoStevieD 5 лет назад +31

      @@McMarioGwell you're wrong

    • @McMarioG
      @McMarioG 5 лет назад +7

      npnk Definitely agree. He demonstrated great character but bad comedy chops.

    • @McMarioG
      @McMarioG 5 лет назад

      Khechari *your

  • @TheNaturalPatHarris
    @TheNaturalPatHarris 2 года назад +143

    This is a moment in Television history that deserves recognition

  • @willisknapick4405
    @willisknapick4405 10 месяцев назад +31

    Respect. They are true fans. And they took the ribbing with a smile. 😂

  • @gi822
    @gi822 4 года назад +1500

    I love how Triumph laughs at his own jokes as he says them. It makes the bit even funnier

    • @jorgetomas380
      @jorgetomas380 2 года назад +14

      SOOOO much funnier.🤣🤣🤣 I was HOOKED on this bit back in the day

    • @sunshine3914
      @sunshine3914 2 года назад +27

      You know when he starts to crack that it’s gonna be gold.

    • @ryok8090
      @ryok8090 2 года назад +42

      “And which button, EH HE, which button calls your parents to come pick you up”. This one killed me.

    • @crazypumpkin7106
      @crazypumpkin7106 2 года назад +11

      And to....eh....to eat lots of peanut m&m's? Lol

    • @georgewashington9173
      @georgewashington9173 2 года назад +2

      Robert Smigel

  • @mgadapatpigilan620
    @mgadapatpigilan620 5 лет назад +1401

    Conan O'Brien is my biological father.

    • @brandonwei2430
      @brandonwei2430 5 лет назад +4

      Especially since they all work at Marvel

    • @PettyPrinzeJr
      @PettyPrinzeJr 5 лет назад +38

      Nerds are pretty self-aware

    • @djmips
      @djmips 5 лет назад +34

      Well think about it. How can you not laugh at a guy walking around with his hand up Triumph's ass. A puppeteer is a true nerd and they recognize that

    • @jasonomnia9295
      @jasonomnia9295 5 лет назад +7

      Mga Dapat Pigilan
      They’ve been laughed at their whole life, it’s not like it’s a whole new experience for them

    • @LeoWhalen1933
      @LeoWhalen1933 4 года назад +32

      Nerds are the most secure ppl in the world. They aren't trying to be anyone but themselves.

  • @Pete_Finch
    @Pete_Finch Год назад +65

    20 years later and this is still one of the funniest videos I've ever watched

  • @fearmonkey
    @fearmonkey 6 месяцев назад +20

    I worked with a guy who was like one of these fans, wore his jedi outfit to the opening of the movies, had all the action figures, had the best most realistic light sabers, etc. Just recently learned he passed away young unexpectantly, a true shame, was a very nice guy with a family. Rip and hope he is happy beyond!

    • @BowenEros-gt8gn
      @BowenEros-gt8gn 4 месяца назад +1

      Well, now he is among the stars and one with The Force.

  • @ObscuredByTime
    @ObscuredByTime 2 года назад +805

    When you consider how many ways this could have gone wrong - from interacting with a little girl, a pregnant lady, and getting manhandled by someone who might very well have real psychological issues - Smigel deserves big, big props for making it all go so right. A masterclass in improv, no question.

    • @morbidmanmusic
      @morbidmanmusic 2 года назад +44

      It's in editing too

    • @G1CAAAAEO
      @G1CAAAAEO Год назад +40

      Bet if this was done now it would have gone wrong lol, so many short fuses these days.

    • @peterhandelson1193
      @peterhandelson1193 Год назад +47

      People back then had a sense of humor.

    • @tgeee
      @tgeee Год назад +10

      It also didn't hurt that Smigel was making fun of their hobby/behavior - not about their personal characteristics!

    • @Dayvit78
      @Dayvit78 Год назад +22

      @@tgeee No, he was full on about how fat (run 10 feet), ugly (put it back on) they were. As others said, back then you could do those things. Because it was all in good fun. He was not doing it to demonize them, just have some laughs. Nowadays people who do it don't have that joviality. Too serious.

  • @XXx-dk9qt
    @XXx-dk9qt 5 лет назад +796

    Lol the people in the background reacting to triumphs jokes are priceless

    • @LAFC.
      @LAFC. 5 лет назад

      why

    • @joganof
      @joganof 5 лет назад +9

      stormtrooper nodding his head killed me

    • @I.Odnamra
      @I.Odnamra 4 года назад +11

      It was a good crowd

  • @yodasdad
    @yodasdad 10 месяцев назад +13

    RIP Blackwolf the Dragonmaster - died from covid in 2021 😢

  • @parakeet8157
    @parakeet8157 6 месяцев назад +11

    "You have the pick of the litter here, all these men who have no idea how to please you." ROFL!!!!!!

  • @FireIsTheCIeanser
    @FireIsTheCIeanser 3 года назад +281

    Honestly shout out to these nerds for having a sense of humor and being able to laugh at themselves. Seems like a fun crowed

    • @culwin
      @culwin 10 месяцев назад +6

      What else would they do? Smigel and Conan are nerds, working for nerd TV shows, and doing nerd comedy for nerds. Why wouldn't they like it.

  • @lemonysnicket9460
    @lemonysnicket9460 5 лет назад +301

    “And now the nerds are congregating for the ceremonial banging of the plastic toys.” What a classic video!

  • @jeffmiller9911
    @jeffmiller9911 2 года назад +147

    I was a sophomore in HS when this first aired. To this day it is one of my favorite sketches of all time. And much like today, I revisit it when I need a nice nostalgic laugh

    • @Thunderchild-gz4gc
      @Thunderchild-gz4gc Год назад +2

      Junior here

    • @darryl2542
      @darryl2542 Год назад +3

      Same here. I was in tears when it first aired and it’s still hilarious.

    • @TheNavyShark
      @TheNavyShark Год назад +5

      Makes me feel old watching this again. 5:10 that "baby" would be 20 now.

    • @jeffmiller9911
      @jeffmiller9911 Год назад +2

      @@TheNavyShark haha, I think about that every time I watch it 😂

    • @elainazimmerman5105
      @elainazimmerman5105 10 месяцев назад +1

      I was in 8th grade

  • @mr_rogersM320
    @mr_rogersM320 2 года назад +93

    I distinctly remember watching this with my dad live. He was rolling. Rip Pops

    • @treebuck
      @treebuck 2 года назад +6

      RIP for sure. What a great moment for you two.

    • @maverick90717
      @maverick90717 Год назад +1

      RIP to pops. Those moments are always the best! Remember them always!

  • @jamiewhitley8876
    @jamiewhitley8876 4 года назад +730

    4:30 I love how he didn’t insult the little girl and was respectful to her...

    • @mochs62512
      @mochs62512 3 года назад +53

      Yeah that was cute 😊

    • @cozymatthew6773
      @cozymatthew6773 3 года назад +110

      @@mochs62512 for me to poop on

    • @Eisenwulf666
      @Eisenwulf666 2 года назад +68

      i mean, comedy is really for adults. Making fun of a little girl would be easy,boring and frankly cowardly

    • @swimmerdudeski6849
      @swimmerdudeski6849 2 года назад

      Only FOOLS and JERKS hold children responsible for the actions of their parents. Castigate the idiot parents...but NEVER the helpless/indentured children.

    • @MaddawgMar
      @MaddawgMar 2 года назад +26

      She was an adorable Twi’lek, for him to poop on!!!

  • @alexepena
    @alexepena 3 года назад +768

    3:40 This guy, the "super nerd" David Liebowitz passed away today 7/24/2020 (found out on Twitter). Robert Smigel said that the people's willingness to make fun of themselves plays a huge role in these pieces being great.

    • @farrington4918
      @farrington4918 3 года назад +4

      Can you link the tweet?

    • @dr2759
      @dr2759 3 года назад +88

      AWW man, thats terrible. Is that all the info you could find? RIP man. Thank you for the update. And thank you David, for helping us, in 2020, to laugh, because we really need it now.

    • @C.Chandler_May
      @C.Chandler_May 3 года назад +71

      I remember watching this when it aired and several times after. He always stood out, good sense of humor. Rip, Nerd.

    • @Toolmamon
      @Toolmamon 3 года назад +26

      Ah man!! So sad! RIP cool nerd!

    • @turnupthesun81
      @turnupthesun81 3 года назад +47

      RIP. Got to give them all credit for being good sports.

  • @KT-pw2in
    @KT-pw2in 9 месяцев назад +38

    Still one of the best skits ever!!!!....FOR ME TO POOP ON!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @brianplanchard5048
    @brianplanchard5048 Год назад +35

    The greatest Triumph sketch of all time.

  • @jamesosullivan532
    @jamesosullivan532 4 года назад +222

    “Look it’s a geek from another dimension...” I’M WHEEZING!!!

  • @maikagere5744
    @maikagere5744 4 года назад +630

    "how do you explain this to your imaginary girlfriend?" HAHAHAHA

  • @jeffreymacintyre2711
    @jeffreymacintyre2711 Год назад +31

    I have watched this at least 20x, it never gets old

  • @Fotosynthesis858
    @Fotosynthesis858 10 месяцев назад +25

    “Which of these buttons calls your parents to pick you up?” 😂

  • @emcee9899
    @emcee9899 3 года назад +660

    "You don't deal with lesser lifeforms? You must be a lonely guy." Severely underrated.

    • @omairsheikh3982
      @omairsheikh3982 3 года назад +22

      That wasn't a burn, it was a roast

    • @emcee9899
      @emcee9899 2 года назад +8

      @UCSAHaLyOLhpuR5oQOnBIiwA it can definitely be taken more than one way.

    • @maximusp210
      @maximusp210 2 года назад +17

      @@emcee9899 it can..I personally took it like there are NO lesser lifeforms than you so he must be lonely

    • @emcee9899
      @emcee9899 2 года назад

      @@maximusp210 yeah that is how I took it.

    • @NeaonBHB
      @NeaonBHB 2 года назад +59

      @@maximusp210 but that doesn't make sense.. if he's the lowest lifeform then he can communicate with everyone... tbh the one burn I never quite undetstood

  • @storky1
    @storky1 3 года назад +130

    back in my nyc days, i used to see black wolf the dragon master wearing that outfit and riding his bike around the east village. this was the early 2000's.

    • @alexanaya6820
      @alexanaya6820 2 года назад +3

      He still alive?

    • @YungBreezy69me
      @YungBreezy69me 2 года назад +22

      @@alexanaya6820 yeah. The guy that does Triumph kept in touch with him and has had him on other skits after this lol

    • @Rob_Himself83
      @Rob_Himself83 Год назад +1

      ​@@alexanaya6820 He passed in 2021, kidney disease.

  • @Maikonix
    @Maikonix 6 месяцев назад +10

    I lost it when Spock just came to reinforce triumph and flipped the bird.
    Still a funny segment

  • @injuredlemon3032
    @injuredlemon3032 6 месяцев назад +6

    Man, that look that the mom gave at 4:46. That's the look of pride and joy.

  • @Nay-kp6uu
    @Nay-kp6uu 5 лет назад +508

    One of the most classic bits on Conan.
    Filet O Fish lol

  • @roop94
    @roop94 5 лет назад +498

    Don’t forget to finish your Filet-o-Fish 😂😂😂

    • @wowomg1980
      @wowomg1980 5 лет назад +10

      Later he revealed it was actually a McChicken

    • @cortneyjermainejones
      @cortneyjermainejones 5 лет назад +10

      Fresh Hound!

    • @jimboramba
      @jimboramba 4 года назад +3

      What was that guy supposed to be anyways? He looked like a combination of Gandalf and Link from Zelda

    • @Kensuke0987
      @Kensuke0987 4 года назад +6

      @@jimboramba he's Blakewolf the drrragon master

  • @brihmendiola4347
    @brihmendiola4347 Год назад +30

    I laughed so hard it hurts. This is Triumph at his best. The nerds are adorable

  • @dougdelony3855
    @dougdelony3855 2 года назад +39

    can you imagine watching something this funny on TV as it aired for the first time and laughing so hard but having no way to show your friends or watch it again.... unless you just happened to record it on VHS?

    • @BenjamUniverse
      @BenjamUniverse 2 года назад

      i saw the same movie at that theatre. it was an awesome experince

    • @Thulgore
      @Thulgore Год назад +1

      All my buddies were stoners and we always watched Conan at my house...........so we all just laughed and talked about it later. In fact the only time I watched anything back then was with friends.
      Now I only watch things alone, intentionally. The memories are nice though.

    • @shiningwizard327
      @shiningwizard327 10 месяцев назад +2

      I lived it. We recorded it on a VCR and showed it to our friends

    • @mrsmilee
      @mrsmilee 9 месяцев назад +1

      this spread round the net at the time, really low bitrate stuff. I don''t even think I was aware of Conan and watched this clip (in Australia). We watched it over and over and just cried laughing every time

    • @Timthecommenter
      @Timthecommenter 5 месяцев назад

      In 1999 we were sharing a pre-release version of the Matrix on the university LAN (split into two halves, due to file size limitations). By 2002 you could find funny video clips like this, but someone would have had to have a TV tuner card, capture it OTA or from cable, compress it, and then share it at pretty low quality on LimeWire.

  • @ozymandiaz1465
    @ozymandiaz1465 4 года назад +154

    No phones. All laughing. Good sports from humors. This is a good decade.

  • @aimhighmediaservices8875
    @aimhighmediaservices8875 5 лет назад +140

    The wizard guy holding the filet of fish wrapper is too much

    • @Yesman812
      @Yesman812 5 лет назад +50

      He is Blackwolf the Dragon Master and don't you forget it!

    • @serbonkers4130
      @serbonkers4130 3 года назад +8

      He used to roam the streets of NY for reals.

    • @asperhes
      @asperhes 2 месяца назад

      That's why Triumph is making fun of him. That's how this works.

  • @dirktyler3643
    @dirktyler3643 Год назад +18

    This is one of the most memorable Conan segments. The "nerds" have a fantastic sense of humor.

  • @desiii420
    @desiii420 5 месяцев назад +6

    This is a audience that can take a joke and enjoy it.

  • @Badar2310
    @Badar2310 5 лет назад +760

    This is one of the best Triumph remotes ever. Kinda wish they were uploaded a few years ago (officially). Had a hard time looking for Conan NBC remotes. But shoutout to Bobble and Inflatable Conan for all the NBC stuff. Enjoy folks! #ConanIsKing

    • @TRJ2241987
      @TRJ2241987 5 лет назад +6

      This must be the 20th anniversary of this episode? May 1999? Man, I remember seeing this when it first aired and laughing so hard....can't believe it's been so long

    • @drownedcactus5618
      @drownedcactus5618 5 лет назад +1

      TRJ2241987 Nah it’s from 2003

    • @TRJ2241987
      @TRJ2241987 5 лет назад

      @@drownedcactus5618 definitely 1999. Maybe you remember seeing it in the 10th Anniversary Conan special in 2003.

    • @drownedcactus5618
      @drownedcactus5618 5 лет назад +5

      TRJ2241987 No Attack of the Clones came out in 2002

    • @TRJ2241987
      @TRJ2241987 5 лет назад +1

      @@drownedcactus5618 ....my bad, I swore up and down this was for Phantom Menace, thus people actually being excited for it

  • @hoju510
    @hoju510 5 лет назад +701

    Not a cell phone in sight, just living in the moment.

    • @VegetoStevieD
      @VegetoStevieD 5 лет назад +11

      Exactly.

    • @sterlingphoenix
      @sterlingphoenix 5 лет назад +36

      @@VegetoStevieD Cellphones weren't really what they are today back then. We're 5 years away from the iPhone. Internet on phones was a novelty at best, and cameras were rare and (again, at best) kinda bad.

    • @hoju510
      @hoju510 5 лет назад +7

      Hunter Brittell How did you know I wanted full communism from my comment? You totally read my thoughts.

    • @VegetoStevieD
      @VegetoStevieD 5 лет назад +5

      @@hunterjayfilm False dichotomy. Not everything is progress.
      Can't believe you posted this on July 4th, Gregorian time. -The date that every tax payer celebrates independence from the tax collector, until next April....

    • @VegetoStevieD
      @VegetoStevieD 5 лет назад

      @@hunterjayfilm I haven't been able to drive from one city to the next, without dodging swirving drivers who could have been drunk, but were too addicted to the new social media algorithms to bother with an alcohol addiction.
      This is real. Taxpayers getting together to celebrate their independence from the tax collector, until next April.... it's a real phenomenon.
      Just think about what's going on out there. It's pure insanity. Clown World is a symptom. Or let me guess, you celebrated July 4th, Gregorian Time, with all the other Fraudulent "men" who are also unworthy of the Founding Father's inheritance too, right? Tweet about it, faggot.

  • @williamobrien3540
    @williamobrien3540 2 месяца назад +3

    When smigel himself breaks mid delivery you know the line is gonna be a banger

  • @michaeleverett2597
    @michaeleverett2597 9 месяцев назад +20

    Spock showing up to give them the finger was the logical conclusion. It would've been an empty victory for Triumph without it.

  • @y3ee3e
    @y3ee3e 5 лет назад +212

    Black wolf the dragon master. Lol. I'll never forget this classic. One of the best videos in history.

    • @CesarPerez-cv8yh
      @CesarPerez-cv8yh 4 года назад +9

      Yes it is...I remember I saw it live on a trip to the US and how much I laught...I found it yesterday and it makes me laught even more

    • @jorgetomas380
      @jorgetomas380 2 года назад +3

      Hands Down

    • @TatankaTaylor
      @TatankaTaylor Год назад

      Black Wolf the dragon master was part of Triumph's podcast. Playing the part of an announcer.

    • @ZX-ou5op
      @ZX-ou5op Год назад

      He passed away in 2021, sadly.

  • @snappertrx
    @snappertrx 4 года назад +343

    I remember watching this as it aired. It was beautiful. Time has done it no harm.

    • @jorgetomas380
      @jorgetomas380 2 года назад +11

      When I 1st seen the priemer, I B.S. YOU NOT. I almost drove myself to the emergency room of how every syllable of this bit got extremely funnier and funnier!🤣🤣🤣🤣I literally couldn't breath, stomach hurting, heart palpations, OH MY GOD. SMDH.

    • @darryl2542
      @darryl2542 Год назад +1

      Same. I was in tears

    • @thegr8rambino
      @thegr8rambino Год назад +1

      same lol

    • @stacyburton280
      @stacyburton280 Год назад +1

      Same, it was hilarious!

    • @Phinal_Flash
      @Phinal_Flash Год назад +1

      Same here 😆.

  • @ChiacchieriARTStrong
    @ChiacchieriARTStrong 6 месяцев назад +5

    "Look at this one" haha!

  • @jfajzullin84
    @jfajzullin84 8 месяцев назад +10

    I love how he laughs at his own jokes, makes it even funnier

  • @benjaminirizarry2531
    @benjaminirizarry2531 4 года назад +411

    The guy in the Yankees jacket was a clerk in the records room at the Federal Courthouse in New York

    • @djbis
      @djbis 4 года назад +74

      he is a legend now.

    • @handywijaya3689
      @handywijaya3689 4 года назад +3

      Did he still work there until now??

    • @SiavashAgharazi
      @SiavashAgharazi 3 года назад +36

      He sadly passed away.

    • @crowtservo
      @crowtservo 3 года назад +26

      He saw the new movies and they killed him.

    • @thomasbrown7328
      @thomasbrown7328 3 года назад +20

      He’s dead?! Man he seemed so friendly and not in bad shape. What happened?

  • @lgr2284
    @lgr2284 5 лет назад +155

    My favorite Triumph segment ever. Hands down. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @BrakeFade
    @BrakeFade 11 месяцев назад +25

    I remember watching this the day it aired and laughed so hard. It’s one of the funniest and most memorable moments in television history. The only other moment I can ever remember laughing as hard was watching the Chapel/Rick James episode when it first aired.

    • @RougeMaster
      @RougeMaster 8 месяцев назад

      Chapel 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Gurra88
      @Gurra88 8 месяцев назад +1

      Same for me. I got this clip from Kazaa 20 years ago and laughed so hard I cried. Conan and Triumph instantly became my favorite comedians.

  • @A23457
    @A23457 2 года назад +14

    I’ve seen this a million times and just realized that, “You don’t deal with lesser life forms? You must be a lonely guy” is actually a compliment. Triumph is accidentally saying the guy is a superior life form. He was trying to say the guy was the lowest life form, but then the insult should actually be, “You don’t deal with lesser life forms? You must be a popular guy.”

    • @Playlist4Ella
      @Playlist4Ella 5 месяцев назад

      The insult is that there is no lesser life form than him so he has no one to interact with, making him very lonely.

    • @A23457
      @A23457 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@Playlist4Ella I understand that’s the intent of the joke, but it’s not what was actually said. The guy said he doesn’t deal with lesser lifeforms. If he’s the lowest life form, the fact that there is no one beneath him wouldn’t affect his social life at all bc everyone is above him and he deals with them. But if the HIGHEST life form doesn’t deal with lesser lifeforms, THEY would be lonely bc everyone is beneath them.
      Btw I’m a huge Triumph fan and I’m not trying to pick the joke apart lol. I know what he was trying to say it just came out wrong.

    • @kent.merritt
      @kent.merritt 5 месяцев назад

      @@A23457 that's an interesting comment....FOR ME TO POOP ON!

  • @yoRigelElRigel
    @yoRigelElRigel 5 лет назад +428

    Trumph bullied a guy who wasn't even born yet, omg. I love this dawg!

    • @hellmik
      @hellmik 2 года назад

      True Dawg !

    • @benyashers5753
      @benyashers5753 2 года назад +2

      That unborn kid will be turning 20 this year!

  • @MrGopalrockz
    @MrGopalrockz 5 лет назад +127

    As soon as he said responsible correspondent, they knew. This is peak Conan O'Brien domination. What a legend

  • @hahandroo
    @hahandroo 8 месяцев назад +4

    This is so damn good 22 years later

  • @JT-Rebel
    @JT-Rebel 2 года назад +11

    For 20 years, the line "Which of these buttons calls your parents to pick you up?" has shaped my comedic taste.

  • @shouta1255
    @shouta1255 5 лет назад +303

    This is a classic! I never get tired of seeing this.

    • @incredibilistic
      @incredibilistic 5 лет назад +3

      Glad I'm not the only one. Pretty sure I've watched this skit no less than 20 times and it still makes me literally laugh out loud!!

  • @darskay
    @darskay 4 года назад +279

    I end up coming back to this every so often, and every time I watch it, I end up in tears from laughter. My favorite bit from any late night show ever.

    • @dr2759
      @dr2759 3 года назад +7

      agreed man. This is the GOLD STANDARD....PERIOD

    • @ExceptionalPleb
      @ExceptionalPleb 3 года назад +5

      This and weiners circle are the best

    • @jorgetomas380
      @jorgetomas380 2 года назад

      HANDS DOWN.🤣🤣🤣

    • @mjj6127
      @mjj6127 Год назад

      Its time to rewatch it .ding ding.

    • @bxbomber2365
      @bxbomber2365 Год назад

      @@ExceptionalPleb 😂😂😂 literally just finished watching both. miss this era of conan and just late night talk shows

  • @juampan
    @juampan Год назад +14

    Oh my god, what a nostalgia trip this was! I remember playing this clip again and again when I was a young lad. Best late night tv piece in history.

  • @darrellid
    @darrellid 5 лет назад +140

    Possibly the best Conan segment ever. Smigel was always so quick on his feet, and everyone was a great sport and appreciated the moment rather than taking it personally. Thanks for sharing.

    • @CaptainAMAZINGGG
      @CaptainAMAZINGGG 4 года назад

      duno, conan playing video games is one of the most hilarious things... the episode with him and elijah wood playing final fantasy, is my favourite thing ever. :')

  • @bungus49
    @bungus49 3 года назад +245

    I wish comedy like this was still around today. I genuinely laughed at every clip.

    • @catherinefan32
      @catherinefan32 Год назад

      What m? This forced price of crap that’s considered humor. This was the most dumbest childish crap Conan ever came up with. Now he can’t say this or his ass would
      Be canceled and rightfully so

    • @dingfeldersmurfalot4560
      @dingfeldersmurfalot4560 Год назад +23

      These days half his screen time would be taken up by trigger warnings.

    • @catherinefan32
      @catherinefan32 Год назад

      @@dingfeldersmurfalot4560 as should be is an unfunny hack

    • @culwin
      @culwin 10 месяцев назад +1

      This comment is idiotic.

    • @wallyg1983
      @wallyg1983 9 месяцев назад +4

      Guys, I’m here from the future. It’s only gotten worse.

  • @subtlebluntduality5997
    @subtlebluntduality5997 7 месяцев назад +8

    First time I saw this I had tears in my eyes because I was laughing so hard. One of the funniest things I have ever seen. This was the kind of hilarity you got to see with Conan. You certainly didn't get that with Leno.

  • @vict4451
    @vict4451 2 года назад +7

    Spock walking by giving everyone the finger always gets me

  • @nhlnms
    @nhlnms 3 года назад +66

    This guy is so quick witted and off the cuff. So impressive

  • @RamzaZero
    @RamzaZero 5 лет назад +148

    Man I wish triumph did this during the avengers movie premieres.

    • @Davidsworldtravels
      @Davidsworldtravels 4 года назад +4

      Oh such a great idea

    • @CaptainAMAZINGGG
      @CaptainAMAZINGGG 4 года назад +19

      yeah but there are just regular ppl there now, not even proper nerds :s

    • @janesmith7676
      @janesmith7676 2 года назад +2

      @@CaptainAMAZINGGG Nah, I'm sure there are plenty of basement-dwelling nerds to be found at those premieres. Normal people too, but the nerds won't be hard to find (they're probably more likely to be attending on opening day than normies are).

    • @CannibalKen
      @CannibalKen 2 года назад

      Nobody lines up anymore

    • @JJDOG9
      @JJDOG9 2 года назад

      @@CaptainAMAZINGGG found the nerd

  • @afarro
    @afarro 2 года назад +12

    These people have great sense of humour and sportmanship .. they were truly appreciating the triumph’s jokes ..

  • @rhythmnstealth
    @rhythmnstealth 2 года назад +8

    I remember stumbling across this about 20 years ago, been a huge fan of triumph ever since.
    You have to remember, this was filmed back when you could have a joke!

  • @tobysgamingworld1550
    @tobysgamingworld1550 3 года назад +253

    “Here’s a spoiler, you’ll die alone” 😂 when he said “which one of these buttons calls your parents to pick you up?” I was crying. He destroyed and could barely stop himself from laughing.

  • @bobert6523
    @bobert6523 5 лет назад +53

    I like that the nerds know and appreciate the roasting. Good for them. Gold.

  • @derekarmstrong3590
    @derekarmstrong3590 Год назад +6

    I love how all of the fans are legitimately enjoying this roasting and are good sports about it. Nerds are good people

  • @williamballmaier2355
    @williamballmaier2355 2 года назад +16

    Conan said on a piece with Terry Gross, that he thought this one of the funniest on the street bits that Robert Smigel ever did. A lot of re-written jokes and a lot of improv and also just a lot a good natured fans that like to laugh at themselves. Excellent piece of comedy!!

  • @AngryKittens
    @AngryKittens 5 лет назад +75

    "Are you a Korean guy under there?"
    My lungs hurt.

  • @michellehammer1933
    @michellehammer1933 5 лет назад +133

    "You can choose from all kinds of guys who have no idea how to please you"
    "Pretty much..." She answers for all of us.
    3:02

    • @sandal_thong8631
      @sandal_thong8631 2 года назад

      She busted a gut in the background after 2:13

  • @richardhill6640
    @richardhill6640 6 месяцев назад +5

    I love how everyone he interacts with seems to enjoy it as much as we enjoy watching it.

  • @julianhermanubis6800
    @julianhermanubis6800 Месяц назад +1

    This never, ever gets old. It's a true all-time classic.
    R.I.P., Blackwolf the Dragon Master.

  • @koalanectar9382
    @koalanectar9382 4 года назад +62

    "Who's feeding your pet snake and\or tarantula?" lmao

    • @370zLogan
      @370zLogan 3 года назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @k-leb4671
      @k-leb4671 3 года назад

      I don't really get that one.

    • @koalanectar9382
      @koalanectar9382 3 года назад +6

      @@k-leb4671 He's saying that particular kid looks like the type of weirdo who would own a pet snake and\or tarantula

    • @cripplermaximus
      @cripplermaximus 3 года назад +3

      That one was a sleeper hit

    • @TRJ2241987
      @TRJ2241987 2 года назад +4

      It's so accurate

  • @themoviebaker
    @themoviebaker 5 лет назад +36

    9:14 "Hi, I'm Colonel Sanders!" LOL

  • @daniellong6907
    @daniellong6907 5 месяцев назад +8

    The kid in the womb can legally drink now 😂

  • @parzooman
    @parzooman 2 года назад +8

    Listening to Smigel make himself laugh with these terrific one-liners is everything.

  • @SolidSmurf91
    @SolidSmurf91 4 года назад +33

    “Obi wan-na wack off right now”
    Sooo underrated