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I fell asleep with RUclips running and woke up to this. I was intrigued enough to rewind and listened to the whole thing. Though being English, I didn’t get all the references… and I don’t know who you are….it didn’t matter a jot. I laughed, I cried, I connected to vulnerable manliness. I understood things about men I never learned in nearly 7 decades. I understood the suffering of my sons in the wake of their murdered dad (‘96) on a new level. And I learned something about the way new men in my life must have made them feel. I am antifeminist anyway, but you made me love masculinity even more. This ‘tape’ is a masterpiece of open hearted discussion. If more men did this, we’d loose fewer of them to self-destruction. Top drawer and ten out of ten, chaps! Bravo and thank you.
Men grow and mature through mistakes and failures unless men admit their mistakes they'll not grow, men will prism their mistakes through humor , there are very few acceptance movements for men as this is a way to deny too obfuscate mistakes, denying mistakes is denying growth. Feminists believe they're winning a zerosum game by denying men acceptance movements without realizing men don't want them, this is why mens comedy will remain and reign
The 90s was the Age of Gary and certain shit hit different. Why do you think the goofy movie is beloved. When Liam O'Neeson was the closest thing to a father Darth Vader (and all of us) had them gets killed by a literal devil, why do you think EP 1 is hated. We Are Sons of Gary that braved the Age of Gary
Bar kid all day! Played on my first Pac-Man table!!!! 80s babies remember when "some" bars served food and it was no thing to be in there as a kid... Just frowned upon. GO NINERS!!!!!❤️💛❤️💛
Real talk, that fresh prince clip was the saddest scene in tv history, and that AC/DC song added to it makes it one of the funniest clips I’ve ever heard.
My mum moved out so was raised by my dad, so he's no Gary but I was 100% a bar kid! I'd play pool while he sank a few pints, then we'd walk home eating a pizza... I see this as happy memories but apparently we just garbage 🤣
I’ve listened to all of the Gary chronicles before but you hypnotised me with the tape effect and I listened to the whole thing again. Pretty sure I’ll be pointing out to a therapist where Crack Lee Crackle touched me on a teddy bear in years.
Dan had a baller life for a kid. $5 at an arcade and just ask for more? Constant toy store trips not to mention purchases. I was the kid "pretending" to play at the arcade and just "looked" at toy stores.
Dude as a little kid, once a year I got $50 from my mom's aunt, and my mom would take me on the city bus to the outlet mall and I was the fucking king of KB Toys' discount aisle for a day. It was the shit, I filled like two of the massive bags the same height as me, and my mom would get us chinese chicken and rice afterwards. I always hit the dollar store and bought a pair of sunglasses to wear the whole time, just so I could let people know what's up.
@@jefflabbecomedy the sunglasses part is so sweet. Let’s be that uncle. On the bright side, it doesn’t impart a consumerist mentality. Either that or it makes you consumerist as an adult without therapy 😂
I’m not a son of Gary. But my wife is a Daughter of Gary. Her dad suddenly left her mom when she was 7. Her mom had to sell the house and the cars and they moved to LA. The guy didn’t even talk to her for 15 years and when she finally talked to him he was like “I’ve got no money, I have a new family.” 20 years later I asked my wife what happened she told me “I told him off, he probably hates me… but fuck him.”
2:04:50 Soder is making the point that he wasn’t emotionally mature enough to understand the impact of losing his dad so at the time it just felt like the 49ers losing.
Dan and Louis Anderson, bar kids that made it... My grandfather would take my mom on payday, she would cry and beg him to go home with what ever was left
38:50 The woman my dad cheated on my mom with, that made her not want to live anymore, hasn’t apologized for anything, or said she’s sorry my mom died. My dad, doesn’t even see this as an issue, he doesn’t contain empathy, but tries lol. My dad is out to lunch and doesn’t understand emotion. One one hand I want to punch his nose to the back of his head, and on the other I want to shake his hand for ending an abusive cycle of Gary.
The second clip with jay’s dad calling in is a top tier moment in show history
Hilarious and relatable.
I fell asleep with RUclips running and woke up to this.
I was intrigued enough to rewind and listened to the whole thing. Though being English, I didn’t get all the references… and I don’t know who you are….it didn’t matter a jot.
I laughed, I cried, I connected to vulnerable manliness. I understood things about men I never learned in nearly 7 decades.
I understood the suffering of my sons in the wake of their murdered dad (‘96) on a new level.
And I learned something about the way new men in my life must have made them feel.
I am antifeminist anyway, but you made me love masculinity even more.
This ‘tape’ is a masterpiece of open hearted discussion. If more men did this, we’d loose fewer of them to self-destruction.
Top drawer and ten out of ten, chaps!
Bravo and thank you.
Crackle Crackle
Is this Corey Feldman?
Damn, a new camper! Welcome to party.
Thats a god damn beautiful comment man
Men grow and mature through mistakes and failures unless men admit their mistakes they'll not grow, men will prism their mistakes through humor , there are very few acceptance movements for men as this is a way to deny too obfuscate mistakes, denying mistakes is denying growth. Feminists believe they're winning a zerosum game by denying men acceptance movements without realizing men don't want them, this is why mens comedy will remain and reign
I love how their imitation of his dad, is the same as Corey Feldman!
This is the greatest program to ever bless satellite radio
Never heard of Ron and Fez?
@@brandendierker5873 garbage sense of humor
This episode of fresh prince fucked me up when i was a kid, and this saga helped me brought some light to my issues. Thanks again Lee.
The Bonfire: Better Than BetterHelp.
Yea, same here. I can relate to this on such a personal level.
@@daveballsack2038 cheer up.
The 90s was the Age of Gary and certain shit hit different. Why do you think the goofy movie is beloved. When Liam O'Neeson was the closest thing to a father Darth Vader (and all of us) had them gets killed by a literal devil, why do you think EP 1 is hated. We Are Sons of Gary that braved the Age of Gary
“James....” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’M FUCKING DYING!!!
Needed to randomly see this today , my mom died and now im left with a "Gary"
Cheers garys everywhere!
Keep doing the minimum 👍
Sorry for your loss
Hang in there, buddy.🙏❤️
I feel for ya man. Good luck
That's my personal nightmare, We are with you.
Hey swag same here. Mom checked out at 50 from cirrhosis so she put in work too lol
We’re all a Son of Gary 🤙🏼❤️
I'm a proud son of gary
I’m son of a Jerry (same energy tho)
Crackle crackle brother.
#metoo
So many "campers" are sons of Gary, myself included.
While I am not the son of a Gary...
I am Ryan.
My dad is an absolute Gare.
There should be a society for us Sons & Daughters of Gary w pins. #teamdeadbeatdad
Daughter of Gary 😢
Boomer parents are the worst.
Spent much of my childhood in a bar, downside I'm a pretty bad alcoholic, upside I'm a great pool player.
Bar kid all day! Played on my first Pac-Man table!!!! 80s babies remember when "some" bars served food and it was no thing to be in there as a kid... Just frowned upon. GO NINERS!!!!!❤️💛❤️💛
Clayton, NY, yo!
Yup Northeast Philly in the 80’s
This healed my depression during the pandemic. Glad to reVisit it.
I love this because it's honest and open, and no amount of success can really bury the pain of some of those experiences.
Real talk, that fresh prince clip was the saddest scene in tv history, and that AC/DC song added to it makes it one of the funniest clips I’ve ever heard.
My mum moved out so was raised by my dad, so he's no Gary but I was 100% a bar kid! I'd play pool while he sank a few pints, then we'd walk home eating a pizza... I see this as happy memories but apparently we just garbage 🤣
So much content lately can't get enough crackle!
It's nice not having viacom to shut it down on RUclips!!!
"If I get you a rum and coke will you be cool?" "Arrrrrrr.....uh-huhhhhh."
Laughed hard, teared up, and have never loved a compilation more. Fan-fuckin-tastic mashup! So happy the mall clowns are back! Keep em comin Lee!
Gave me a good dose of depression while laughing for a day at work.
Your the man LEE for uploading these over and over everytime they get pulled.
Lee's dedicated as fuck
Big Jays stepmom drama just drug up a bunch of old feelings I thought I was over... love ya lee
Listening to Dan talk is giving me chills. The Buckhorn roadhouse was my Caledonia’s
The Swan & Firkin was mine. They had a pinball machine and Top Shots Golf.
What a listen, the Bonfire rules
Damn, that Fresh Prince clip hits right in the feels.
Yeah it really slaps you, you know.
@@jimmymetal713 you think Uncle Phil kept the statue Will got for his dad?
Idk why I’ve listened to this 3 times 😢
DJ Lou might be the funniest person on the show, playing TNT under that Fresh Prince clip was so fucking funny
My legs look they were healed in a tent.
Lee, at this point, you are an Honorary Son of Gary!
Watch as we find out Crackle Lee Crackle is Jay's dad lol
Dude probs to Soder for standing for his dad at the funeral
I’ll have to do the same. Sad stuff
These poor guys. Quite a talent that they can turn it into pure comedy.
Thanks Lee!
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve listened to this on a really shitty day to help bring me out if it. Never fails. 🔥 🔥
Oh shit.... Zombie Gary ... Goooood booooooy.... I lost it!!! Lol 😆
You know. I'd love to see a compilation of british jay. I would I would
I does, I do
He does he do..
At an hour and fifty one minutes I heard Bert's voice.
"Aight, im'a head out." - Me
2:44:40 "It felt... fucking AMAZING!" - Black Lou -
So my dad loved me but was killed when I was two so I’m not in the Gary club but a member of dead dad club since 96
D.D.C 2018'
The part about waiting outside for headlights hit me hard. I've been there
Yup... Salute brother
I love this so much it’s making me mad at my dad all over again. I love these dudes
Thanks for putting this together!
7:30 “Does that Slushie have veins?” LOLOLOLOL
Dude, do you have a Venmo?
or Cashapp?
Or an only fans? Putting this sexy content out needs compensation
I watch all the adds but idk how much that really helps $ wise...?
hell even a bitcoin or monero address, I have a few quid lying around
Just wrapped up listening to the Hot Coffee playlist, thank you for the uploads CLC
I'll always be keepin an eye out for brown corderoy shorts and boatshoes.
Man... Dan talking about his dad just makes me realize that if I had a son. I'd be such a Gary...
"He hopped on the Bandwagon late"
😂🔥🔥🔥
I’ve listened to all of the Gary chronicles before but you hypnotised me with the tape effect and I listened to the whole thing again. Pretty sure I’ll be pointing out to a therapist where Crack Lee Crackle touched me on a teddy bear in years.
Dude I’m rock hard right now!
I’m a “Son of Gary” and I have a problem. I can’t stop searching old BonFire episodes. Lol
Whatever a lady Gary is called that’s what I had. We gonna make it folks!
Man, great effing episode. Dan and Christine awesome. Jay was even good.
Heck yeah B-Lou now the student is the master
Dan had a baller life for a kid. $5 at an arcade and just ask for more? Constant toy store trips not to mention purchases. I was the kid "pretending" to play at the arcade and just "looked" at toy stores.
Dude as a little kid, once a year I got $50 from my mom's aunt, and my mom would take me on the city bus to the outlet mall and I was the fucking king of KB Toys' discount aisle for a day. It was the shit, I filled like two of the massive bags the same height as me, and my mom would get us chinese chicken and rice afterwards. I always hit the dollar store and bought a pair of sunglasses to wear the whole time, just so I could let people know what's up.
@@jefflabbecomedy the sunglasses part is so sweet. Let’s be that uncle.
On the bright side, it doesn’t impart a consumerist mentality. Either that or it makes you consumerist as an adult without therapy 😂
“What are you, a fuckin gunslinger??”
Crackle crackle
I’m not a son of Gary. But my wife is a Daughter of Gary. Her dad suddenly left her mom when she was 7. Her mom had to sell the house and the cars and they moved to LA. The guy didn’t even talk to her for 15 years and when she finally talked to him he was like “I’ve got no money, I have a new family.” 20 years later I asked my wife what happened she told me “I told him off, he probably hates me… but fuck him.”
My dad's name was Gary. R.I.P. dad!! Love you
RIG - Rest in Gary
My dad shoulda been named Gary. My mom dragged me to so many bars between 10 and 13
Jay had to wear a Thunder Vest when it rains
Man my old dog did. Rip. Lol when it got grey out he got anxious cause he knew that meant rain which meant thunder 😆
The Tale of Two Gary's
I'm a son of a Kenny. Grew up next to my gutterturd uncle Gary though!
My dad's name was Joe and my stepdad is Gary. Guess who was the drinker
@@daveballsack2038 lmaooo caught me off guard a bit.
im a bar kid for sure. grew up in good ole sweeneys tavern.
Im a garage kid I guess. My dad would drink with his childhood friends on this empty lot in his old neighborhood. Fun times.
@@iradewayne147 My nephews a "workshop kid" lol. my brother hides out there most days.
If you’re from the east side of Denver you went to bars as a child. Fact.
My Gary is Dave,,,I was best man at 14,,,when he married a 19 year old,,,was great
I can so much relate to sons of Gary
I have a useless stepdad named Bill. He gives off massive Gary energy.
The funniest part of this whole video is you editing the bert part at "I'm thinking about dumbing down my act." Mid-thought. 1:54:55
Zombie Gary is the best
WHY THE FUCK DID THEY SAMPLE THAT IN THE BEGINNING? That scene always make me cry.
Crackle you're a legend
Holy fuck they waited at the window for his headlights too. 😢 Damn that one made me feel it for sure.
JAMES!
I just wanna give a shout out to us campers that are "The Sons of Tony". A very similar breed to Gary
Awesome compilation Lee!
Stay golden Ponyboy!
Thank you for what you do CLC!
Thanks to my dad I spent more time in bars as a little kid that I have as an adult
Crackle Lee Crackle is a fuckin beast. Thank you soo much for this. #SonOfGary
Caldonias sounds like it was fun
Lee we wanna see your face like Clayton bigsbey
Crack Lee, you are the absolute best!
"I've thought about dumbing down my act" says the shirtless alcoholic who became famous by telling the same made-up frat story every night
2:04:50 Soder is making the point that he wasn’t emotionally mature enough to understand the impact of losing his dad so at the time it just felt like the 49ers losing.
The ending was fantastic.
I had a black Gary!
2:45:03 Big Jay Oakerson is one of the funniest humans on this planet.
we know....
@@jesperhjensen1978Well Samantha Mantivani didn't
This was a journey.
"James"
Dan and Louis Anderson, bar kids that made it... My grandfather would take my mom on payday, she would cry and beg him to go home with what ever was left
WOAAH
the voicemail bit fucking killed me ☠💀😂😂😩😩😩😂 9:34
I’m the son of a Dennis…it’s like a Gary minus all the bad shit.
That sounds exactly how I’d imagine a Dennis. Boat shoes and all
“james.” i fucking died
The velocity of Gary
Dude that to not be knowlege you have 3 boys is fucked up
38:50
The woman my dad cheated on my mom with, that made her not want to live anymore, hasn’t apologized for anything, or said she’s sorry my mom died. My dad, doesn’t even see this as an issue, he doesn’t contain empathy, but tries lol.
My dad is out to lunch and doesn’t understand emotion. One one hand I want to punch his nose to the back of his head, and on the other I want to shake his hand for ending an abusive cycle of Gary.
Will was great in that scene
Jaayymes
This is funny to listen to, as I am a Son of Gary, but my Gary is nothing like these Garys