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  • Опубликовано: 27 авг 2024
  • Crackle Crackle Campers! This one was suggested by admin to "The Bonfire:Campers" group on Facebook Tyler Rose. Thanks Tyler!
    This time Dan Soder and Big Jay Oakerson watch Nick Cannon's stand-up comedy special "Stand up, Don't shoot!". If you have a Bonfire video clip you'd like made, smash that like button and throw it in the comments!

Комментарии • 205

  • @jonnydaly239
    @jonnydaly239 5 лет назад +201

    Nick Cannon is to stand up, what Nick Cannon is to music.

  • @DoooBeeDoooBeeDooo
    @DoooBeeDoooBeeDooo 3 года назад +11

    "But Do He Miss His Dad Though" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @JoeLewis14
    @JoeLewis14 6 лет назад +189

    Nick Cannon is to comedy what Mariah Carey is to comedy.

    • @Gumberculesus
      @Gumberculesus 6 лет назад +3

      A tip of the hat to you sir.

    • @jay0pee
      @jay0pee 5 лет назад +4

      solid reference! the drew carey roast.

    • @j-boogiebrown9961
      @j-boogiebrown9961 5 лет назад

      Who said it?

    • @jay0pee
      @jay0pee 5 лет назад +4

      J-Boogie Brown jeff ross!

    • @bricecate
      @bricecate 5 лет назад

      How dare you. She is hilarious

  • @victorvega3535
    @victorvega3535 5 лет назад +39

    Man, I slept on the Bonfire 🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @alexcoyg3281
    @alexcoyg3281 4 года назад +56

    Nick Canon, the Brendan Schaub of comedy

    • @erikaw7767
      @erikaw7767 3 года назад +7

      That's a harsh criticism man

    • @alexcoyg3281
      @alexcoyg3281 3 года назад

      @@erikaw7767 That D though!!!☝

    • @erikaw7767
      @erikaw7767 3 года назад +6

      I do have to say I'd rather watch Brendan Schaub talking about the UFC Nick Cannon doing anything else

  • @goallineextended
    @goallineextended 2 года назад +7

    Any time I hear Nick Cannon's name, I hear Dave Chapelle's (TV) son say "Hilarious!"

  • @acetate909
    @acetate909 6 лет назад +45

    The Feldog coverage is still my favorite but their Nick Cannon shit is gold. Crackle crackle.

  • @SirusX1
    @SirusX1 4 года назад +15

    Dan going Shakespear has got to be some of the funniest shit i've heard in forever, lmao.

  • @uns33n
    @uns33n 4 года назад +13

    In Jay's accessory corner everyone gets a pass for stupid gloves. At least he is committed.

  • @robotoolecomedy
    @robotoolecomedy 4 года назад +20

    I was today years old when I found out Nick Cannon has 3 comedy specials.

    • @nitramyellek442011
      @nitramyellek442011 3 года назад +3

      Stop with the " I was today years old" shit

    • @highpineapple
      @highpineapple 3 года назад +3

      @@nitramyellek442011 I was today years old when I agreed with Robert.

    • @nitramyellek442011
      @nitramyellek442011 3 года назад +1

      @@highpineapple sheeessshhhhhhhh

    • @nitramyellek442011
      @nitramyellek442011 9 месяцев назад

      @BetterThanYou-uj4cd that was 2 years ago, which puts you like 4 years behind that trend. You suck on 2 levels. Congrats!

  • @cash4goldteeth
    @cash4goldteeth 6 лет назад +107

    This is one of those times I wish Patrice was around to give his 2 cents.

    • @007johndog007
      @007johndog007 5 лет назад +18

      Thats every topic on this show for me. The man was a genius!

    • @bricecate
      @bricecate 5 лет назад +17

      Wouldn't you love to hear him shit all over jussie smollett? God damn I would love to see his opinion on that

    • @bracksampson1
      @bracksampson1 3 года назад +7

      He'd of ripped this apart. God I miss him

    • @dankcharnley
      @dankcharnley 2 года назад +1

      RIP the GOAT

    • @jasoncinema
      @jasoncinema Год назад +1

      So goddamn correct! Patrice is missed every fucking day.

  • @saintshaze3274
    @saintshaze3274 2 года назад +9

    “White people love Nick Cannon cause he makes...... Kevin Hart look like Richard Pryor”
    If ya get the reference, WU-TANG👐🏽👐🏽

    • @Imcrazyman850
      @Imcrazyman850 2 месяца назад

      lol Paul Mooney
      White people love Wayne Brady because he makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X 😂😂😂

  • @1amongthefence00
    @1amongthefence00 10 месяцев назад +2

    I love that Jay doesn't try to clown NC for his fashion 😂😂. He doesn't have a leg to stand on

  • @angieglover159
    @angieglover159 3 месяца назад

    I fkg love Dan. He is soooo damn funny. I love when he makes Jay crack up.

  • @jasoncaldwell0613
    @jasoncaldwell0613 4 года назад +5

    Lol Dan Soders joke about the 100 different batman action figures. Man i remember those days.

  • @davidbanterford3216
    @davidbanterford3216 5 лет назад +17

    I hope Nick keeps doing stand up. It's like getting to watch a plane fall out of the sky.

  • @geofox9484
    @geofox9484 Год назад +2

    35:38 Soder’s Christine impression is on point

  • @homunculusSZN
    @homunculusSZN 10 месяцев назад +2

    Watching this now that we all know that Nick Cannon has like 300 kids 😂

  • @carlosbaja678
    @carlosbaja678 3 месяца назад

    Ever shook hands with a mechanic? I laughed out loud.

  • @scottderrickson4829
    @scottderrickson4829 2 года назад +2

    Murphy, Pryor, Rock...Cannon

  • @peteard5089
    @peteard5089 6 лет назад +11

    Airwolf. Also, thank you for your service.

  • @speedrob
    @speedrob Год назад +1

    "It's like the shins of a muay thai fighter" 💀

  • @oneskinnyhonky
    @oneskinnyhonky 3 года назад +5

    Rob Gronkowski makes Nick Cannon look like George Carlin.
    (Apologies to Carlin for bringing him into it)

    • @jefflabbecomedy
      @jefflabbecomedy 2 года назад +2

      Holy shit Gronkowski looked like a robot being controlled by very confused aliens from planet douche

    • @oneskinnyhonky
      @oneskinnyhonky 2 года назад

      @@jefflabbecomedy That's what happens when a meathead has their ass kissed their entire lives for being a jock: they assume they're good at everything & that people will applaud no matter what.

  • @natedavis4588
    @natedavis4588 3 года назад +5

    "Clap Shit" was the working title for "Nanette"
    Ty

  • @Chris-P
    @Chris-P 2 года назад

    Hahaha love rewatching these, thanks

  • @cocorkiller2322
    @cocorkiller2322 3 года назад +4

    Party all the time with Rick James is a badass tune haha

  • @FullyLaidBack
    @FullyLaidBack 3 года назад +3

    25:40 for my favorite part

  • @stumble-repent-repeat2544
    @stumble-repent-repeat2544 3 года назад +2

    Cannon’s costume is as stupid as a Feldman costume. A little man pretending. Lol 😂

  • @liquidmang
    @liquidmang 2 года назад +1

    Ah yes, I had the Ambush Attack green and Gold Batman figure

  • @grimey5.565
    @grimey5.565 5 лет назад +3

    Good work man I love watching these. Helps bring what they're talking about into light.

  • @thomasthomas3750
    @thomasthomas3750 4 года назад +2

    I'm not gonna shit on the glove

  • @nathanmamo3970
    @nathanmamo3970 2 года назад

    Turns out my boss is out sick today, let the Allan Clark binge begin!

  • @daronj4374
    @daronj4374 6 лет назад +2

    "Put diamonds on her finger",Eddie Murphy

  • @buhshmuh
    @buhshmuh 3 года назад +1

    The real question is why the fuck does jay love drumline?

  • @lowlowseesee
    @lowlowseesee 7 месяцев назад

    I thought this was about Feldman for the first 20 mins lolololol

    • @Former_Employee
      @Former_Employee 6 месяцев назад

      That makes you dum dum dum dum dum

  • @hamdogs5768
    @hamdogs5768 6 лет назад

    Thanks buddy love ya for this one I loved this episode

  • @sallystruthers1
    @sallystruthers1 6 лет назад +11

    Dan Soder is such a delicious dish.

    • @sallystruthers1
      @sallystruthers1 6 лет назад

      Charles T hahahaha!!!!

    • @ednakrabapoly
      @ednakrabapoly 6 лет назад +1

      @@sallystruthers1 a girl can only dream

    • @buhshmuh
      @buhshmuh 3 года назад +1

      Couldn't help but objectify him huh? Hope you don't mind when people comment on how hot a female comedian is.

    • @sallystruthers1
      @sallystruthers1 3 года назад +2

      @@buhshmuh lmao no I don't care..... you're a silly goose.

    • @buhshmuh
      @buhshmuh 3 года назад +1

      @@sallystruthers1 i am a funny fowl. Glad to see that you're a good egg

  • @lilsleepy3332
    @lilsleepy3332 6 лет назад +6

    dan’s british voice sounds like the british host from the gta san andreas talk radio station pls someone tell me they know what i’m talking about

  • @Ean9881
    @Ean9881 3 месяца назад

    Nick Cannon is the great value version of Chris Rock

  • @newking6219
    @newking6219 6 лет назад +4

    I God I can't wait, the origin of the Cannon bashing.

  • @Former_Employee
    @Former_Employee 6 месяцев назад

    Dan saying When I use to play with action figures it's like what ? Last week ?

  • @ichiban308
    @ichiban308 5 лет назад +8

    When Chappelle laughs at his own jokes, you forgive it bc you are laughing too. It's just awkward when Nick Cannon does it bc it's just him falling out to mediocre at best jokes. It sounds like it was written by someone parodying what they think Def Jam comedy sounds like. Just bad.

    • @tmac14wr
      @tmac14wr 3 года назад +2

      It kind of makes me wonder if Chappelle had Nick Cannon on his show, stealing Dave’s kids love from him, because he was friends with Nick or if he was doing a deep inside joke with all the other comics on the show who didn’t respect Nick Cannon as a comic.

  • @thomaspearce8271
    @thomaspearce8271 4 года назад

    Nick is to stand up what nick is to stand up.

  • @raytard8500
    @raytard8500 6 лет назад +3

    The Jason Kelsi speech from the Eagles Superbowl parade

    • @raytard8500
      @raytard8500 6 лет назад +1

      I'll track down the show number and date of the ep....might take a little bit

    • @AllenClarkFilms
      @AllenClarkFilms  6 лет назад +1

      That helps tremendously

    • @raytard8500
      @raytard8500 6 лет назад +2

      2.12.18 around minute 42
      I believe I can fly
      I believe I can touch the sky
      Think about it every night and day....

    • @davidjacquez2244
      @davidjacquez2244 6 лет назад

      You mean the wrestling promo he cut during the parade?? 😂✌️👍

  • @adamlangdon2245
    @adamlangdon2245 5 лет назад +3

    Thanks for making these beeeedios..it doesn't seem like com central is going to release full bonfire shows anytime soon..they gotta pay these dudes, I spose....I love the Winnie the Pooh episode, I don't know if they showed any clips during that...so I don't know if you could make it better..that would be cool tho...more beedios!!

  • @fantomex4249
    @fantomex4249 3 года назад

    "It's like the shins of a muyi thai fighter" 😸😸😸

  • @philiphied
    @philiphied 7 месяцев назад

    Nick Cannon is to standup what Mariah Carey is to sanity.

  • @donaldduck3078
    @donaldduck3078 Год назад

    You could throw pots down stairs and make something better than drumline

  • @kingofthefountain3091
    @kingofthefountain3091 2 года назад +1

    Soder could def host one of those shows

  • @danielfawley4711
    @danielfawley4711 6 лет назад

    Crackle Crakle

  • @thomaspearce8271
    @thomaspearce8271 Год назад +1

    Nick is to nick what nick is to nick ……

  • @delta-9969
    @delta-9969 3 года назад +2

    wtf nick cannon's stand up is hilarious -- I love his bit about how white people have no souls because they were deprived of melanin in the mountains of caucasus

    • @jefflabbecomedy
      @jefflabbecomedy 2 года назад +1

      Melanin = soul? Why? It could've been funny if he expanded on it, but he didn't because he's a hack who doesn't flesh out his ideas.

  • @newgamer85
    @newgamer85 5 лет назад +6

    Why they not going this hard on tony hitchcliff or Brendan schuab

    • @fantomex4249
      @fantomex4249 3 года назад +2

      Probably because Nick is suuuuper famous and those guys aren't. While all 3 are horrible in their own right more people are hip to Nick cannon from agt and wilin out

    • @jefflabbecomedy
      @jefflabbecomedy 2 года назад

      Tony is a fuckin' BUM, thank you for saying it. But I have to agree with the above comment, probably because Nick Cannon is more of a household name.

  • @Hallucinato444
    @Hallucinato444 4 года назад +1

    Why is no one talking about him wearing one glove

  • @dannytsuji807
    @dannytsuji807 6 лет назад

    sick bideo!!

  • @TonyDanza4Lyfe
    @TonyDanza4Lyfe Год назад

    WHOA!! Don’t bring the kings name up!!! Tony danza 4 LYFE

  • @turtferguson4831
    @turtferguson4831 3 года назад

    Awwww shit! I forgot all about scuba batman

  • @lesserv1972
    @lesserv1972 5 лет назад +5

    What do you expect from nick jr to nick at night. He was on a kids channels. Now he's a pretend gangsta. And ok as long as he keep makin money he can be ironman if he wants.

  • @bigearsglenn7471
    @bigearsglenn7471 4 года назад +1

    I liked the knives joke haha 😂 sorry

    • @jefflabbecomedy
      @jefflabbecomedy 2 года назад +1

      Thank you for sharing Glenn, this is a safe place 🤣

  • @nateallen8197
    @nateallen8197 5 лет назад +3

    I love Big Gay Oaferson and Dance Odor.

    • @okiedouk
      @okiedouk 4 года назад +1

      🙊

    • @Misty8097
      @Misty8097 4 года назад

      Big Jay Wheatabits and Dan Soba

  • @jeredsteadman4160
    @jeredsteadman4160 7 месяцев назад

    You wouldn't take a ride in my hood 😐😐😐😐😐 oceanside?

  • @nonamenolast4648
    @nonamenolast4648 4 года назад

    What made nick cannon famous I'll never know

  • @lowlowseesee
    @lowlowseesee 7 месяцев назад

    I saw nick’s stand up recently and was dying laughing lolololol I love an awful comedian like Joe Rogan to make me laugh at their delusion

  • @backforblood3421
    @backforblood3421 Год назад +1

    14:44 It's exactly what Anthony Cumia pointed out that Oprah was doing campaigning for Obama or whatever it was, with her "I ain't here to talk about no books" thing, like she was admitting she was being totally fake on her show for the sake of money and fame.

  • @jefflabbecomedy
    @jefflabbecomedy Год назад

    23:30 But do they?

  • @sta36ny11
    @sta36ny11 3 года назад +1

    Nice. Looking for racist Clint Eastwood comp, please

  • @skovesk8s
    @skovesk8s 5 лет назад

    Does anybody know the episode with shane gillis and the peyronies disease?

  • @lt.finglefubledingler1972
    @lt.finglefubledingler1972 2 года назад +1

    I’d believe that nick grew up in the hood but he was a good hood kid. In some circles he wouldn’t have the right to say the n word

  • @snottydicknose1803
    @snottydicknose1803 4 года назад +2

    😮😥 that was his fucking closer....he should be mortified..homie way out of touch

  • @nitramyellek442011
    @nitramyellek442011 2 года назад +2

    Nick Cannon is almost as funny as Brendum Shlob

  • @cemetrygatecrasher
    @cemetrygatecrasher 4 года назад

    do you still make these? Because one of Soder's recent porn drop "I *in love it" would be hilarious if you could crop enough to make it youtube acceptable

  • @WhoIsOlton
    @WhoIsOlton 4 года назад +1

    who was it that brought him into comedy, and had to tell him he can't do other people jokes, as in he was sooooooooo clueless he was doing other people's jokes like that's how it works.

  • @dankcharnley
    @dankcharnley 2 года назад

    GEE I WONDER IF THEY PUT AN OLD WHITE COUPLE IN THE FRONT ROW OF NICK CANNON"S "comedy" SHOW!

  • @King-hl5gm
    @King-hl5gm 5 лет назад

    With bideo 😂

  • @lowlowseesee
    @lowlowseesee 7 месяцев назад

    Rick James awful ass write that Eddie hit lol

  • @wickedlester5320
    @wickedlester5320 3 месяца назад

    I think comedy is arguably objective. There is funny and not funny and there are those with a good sense of humor those who have no sense of humor. It is a profession and if you suck you will never be remembered.

  • @orenthalsimpson
    @orenthalsimpson 5 лет назад

    I love the blacks

  • @justindeforest2516
    @justindeforest2516 Год назад +1

    Nick Cannon's stand up is horrendous, but let's be honest....Is it any worse then Kevin Hart's last 5 or 6 specials?

  • @conner6417
    @conner6417 5 лет назад

    Any of the making a murderer

  • @jvogler_art4708
    @jvogler_art4708 2 года назад +1

    Having trouble getting through the set even with them roasting it. The cringe is too much for me to bear

  • @craigrobertson8364
    @craigrobertson8364 5 лет назад

    hey Niick wheres your motorbike?

  • @acefrehley490
    @acefrehley490 5 лет назад

    for the longest time I thought they were hating on Nick Swardson.

  • @whxxp2x
    @whxxp2x 4 месяца назад

    His dad is seriously an OG to one of SD’s Blood sets. His success is a testament to his father steering home away from that bs. All that notwithstanding, his music is comedy and his comedy is trash.

  • @gayffreysexstein1983
    @gayffreysexstein1983 Год назад

    I love Jay, but his ego at 2:32 is tough to listen to

  • @nateclasen
    @nateclasen 3 года назад

    Only joke I liked of his was the n- word joke and wh e people impressions

  • @adj4596
    @adj4596 5 лет назад

    #Dwight Howard and his wildin' out with his pastor trying to catfish a trans person he was involved with ,he is an NBA player that maybe like NPH

  • @Former_Employee
    @Former_Employee 6 месяцев назад

    I thought Nick Canon was white ?

    • @Former_Employee
      @Former_Employee 6 месяцев назад

      So now I gotta ask who is Nick Canon?

  • @NA-bn9kc
    @NA-bn9kc 4 года назад

    Goddamnit that made me fucking cringe 😬 Come on Brotha step that shit up!

  • @babloescobango5143
    @babloescobango5143 4 года назад

    Dude all modine segments

  • @A-small-amount-of-peas
    @A-small-amount-of-peas 6 лет назад +6

    Almost worse than Schumers last special

  • @philiphied
    @philiphied 7 месяцев назад

    That kangaroo joke is terrible.

  • @ToddyTries
    @ToddyTries 4 года назад

    Gary Owen has a story of telling a young nick cannon to stop stealing jokes

  • @cal5000
    @cal5000 4 года назад

    I prefer "Boogie in your butt" over "Party All The Time"

  • @Hallucinato444
    @Hallucinato444 4 года назад

    MnM

  • @lesserv1972
    @lesserv1972 5 лет назад

    And church puppet show funnier than him.

  • @lowlowseesee
    @lowlowseesee 7 месяцев назад

    Nick doesn’t not respect his audiences intelligence at all

  •  5 лет назад

    This guys like a train wreck

  • @mikeg1511
    @mikeg1511 5 лет назад

    Its funny though cuz nick cannons dad was one of the founders of the bloods.

    • @buhshmuh
      @buhshmuh 3 года назад

      That doesn't seem very funny to me

  • @googull5136
    @googull5136 2 года назад

    Nick Cannon is a great comic. Enough of the slander! Wild 'n 'out is like the black groundlings. You're telling me you dont like hip hop themed improv?