there were so many bangers throughout this video but for some reason "Each set comes with all of the other ones" just sounded so incredibly cursed it sent me to bara magna
Isn't it a paradox? Because if each set comes with the other ones, you'd get infinite sets- e.g. you buy 1 Toa, then you get all the others, but each one must come with all the other ones and so on and so on? Maybe that's the true reason Lego couldn't make it happen
Bionicle lore is actually epic and on the space opera level. It's also insane how writers thought kids could follow what the hell was even happening in the books.
I guess I was at the perfect age to appreciate it. I was but a lad when it dropped and as my mental faculties developed the story got more complicated. Don't forget that the story was essentially an IV drip of content, with large chunks of the lore being released so frequently that at most (and barely that) you had to wait 2 months to get an update. All this over 10 years? I think the pacing was perfect.
@@Monkchelle_Kongbamathe pacing isn’t bad but there’s just so much that it’s suprisng they expected kids to understand it on top of having to remember names that are genuine nonsense past 2001
Andrew Francis is never talked about in the same vein as other voice actors, but he has been defining childhoods for three decades now. Whether that be as Megaman.exe, Jaller, Vert Wheeler, Hawkeye, Shining Armor, & dozens of other roles…
I sometimes think the commerical narrator was one of the few that knew the entire story, that's why he gave us such epic commercials, he knew he was selling awesomeness.
0:34 I know I should probably be commenting on the shitpost's elements rather than the elements of the original commercial, but I love the detail of Matoro and Kongu's visible discomfort and reluctance in the water, whereas Hahli is quite literally in her element and doing just fine.
This is my favorite bionicle video. The sound effects are really well implemented, Jaller just using mask of light voice clips is inspired, the sharks that just go “yeaaahhh”, the narrator getting angry at the characters, Hewkii just being squidward with his classic catchphrase “HOLY SHIT!”, and each of the sets coming with all the other ones make this an unforgettable experience in the best possible way
@@uhoh7545 1: My tissue specific anti-bodies 2: Your tissue specific anti-bodies 3: Bodies in the backyard 4: Uranium 5: Jarate 6: Pipe bomb 7: Sex 8: Lego Bionicle set number 8947 Radiak released in 2008 containing 16 pieces 9: Lack of organs 10: Kitchen knife
Everyone else: “One Cordak revolver is fine; we have other weapons.” Jaller: _puts his Cordak on a crab_ Kongu: *_”FOOK Y’ALL I’M GOING DOUBLE OR FOOKING NOTHING”_*
I won't lie - I spit on my monitor laughing when "Each set comes with all of the other ones" came up at the very end - keep up the great work my friend! I think a lot of us are starved for Bionicle content, and seeing these vids again (albeit with the meme dialogue) still gets me hyped!
All the jaller dialogue reminds me of the greatest bionicle movie dialogue. Gotta have a video with tahu going on about steam and hot air as they say. I think about that and “could have been, butt im not” daily.
my friend sent me one of the other videos and i ended up explaining all the bioncle lore to her at 3 am, so that part about spoiling the rest of the story came at a good time. will send her this video lol
I watched this video like a dozen times, and I recently rebuilt my Kongo lmao. Everytime i look at him now i just hear that dissapointend "Kongoo" in my head lol
"Each set comes with all of the other ones" How my parents thought Bionicle should work
but we would all want it that way
there were so many bangers throughout this video but for some reason "Each set comes with all of the other ones" just sounded so incredibly cursed it sent me to bara magna
Isn't it a paradox? Because if each set comes with the other ones, you'd get infinite sets- e.g. you buy 1 Toa, then you get all the others, but each one must come with all the other ones and so on and so on?
Maybe that's the true reason Lego couldn't make it happen
@@freddekl1102 ah the set of all sets paradox a well known math paradox.
For the price of Lego in general, it should!
I love how the sharks are just screaming YEEEAAH
Daughtry jumpscare
According to the bionicle lore, they actually closely related to swordfish.
AND I CRASHED INTO YOU!
300th like
Daughtry jumpscare
Bionicle lore is actually epic and on the space opera level. It's also insane how writers thought kids could follow what the hell was even happening in the books.
Yeah, I didn't know what the heck was going on until I watched an almost 10 hour explanation of the entire Bionicle timeline.
I guess I was at the perfect age to appreciate it. I was but a lad when it dropped and as my mental faculties developed the story got more complicated.
Don't forget that the story was essentially an IV drip of content, with large chunks of the lore being released so frequently that at most (and barely that) you had to wait 2 months to get an update. All this over 10 years? I think the pacing was perfect.
@@CommanderWolf888 i am halfway done with it atm hahahha
@@Monkchelle_Kongbama 2 months per magazine release I'm guessing?
@@Monkchelle_Kongbamathe pacing isn’t bad but there’s just so much that it’s suprisng they expected kids to understand it on top of having to remember names that are genuine nonsense past 2001
"Matoro *dies* to revive Mata Nui"
The way the word is emphasised is great.
And the fact that "dies" syncs with Maxilos parrying the thrown blade
this week on Bionicle: matoro f***ing dies
Matoro f***ing dies
Mata Nui finally gets out of bed
And Teridax's ego somehow grows even larger
It gives the same energy as "Number 6: man URINATES on fellow passenger for not being allowed to smoke!" 🤣
We will always remember his sacrifice. 😔
"Was that the bite of 87?"
That took me so off guard, and it really shouldn't have
It cracked me up more than it should have
Freaking lost it 🤣
That was the bite of 07
You know *why* Kongu has two Cordak blasters?
"Two hands."
How's it going, mister "your reckoning"
@@Lemon_Sage9999 Still waiting to become relevant again.
It’s never gonna happen bro
He even literally said so in one of the books!
The Jaller MOL voicelines are the icing on the cake
Fr
Chef’s Kiss perfection
I had to relisten to realize that's his VA from the movie, that's phenomenal
Lol fr
Andrew Francis is never talked about in the same vein as other voice actors, but he has been defining childhoods for three decades now. Whether that be as Megaman.exe, Jaller, Vert Wheeler, Hawkeye, Shining Armor, & dozens of other roles…
*take only one please. NO! PUT IT BACK*
"Two hands"
what da fok man
Konguuu
@@teddys1359 The fact that this is a real quote from the novel lmao
koooongo
I sometimes think the commerical narrator was one of the few that knew the entire story, that's why he gave us such epic commercials, he knew he was selling awesomeness.
I couldn't have put it better myself.
Like how Alan Rickman knew Snape’s full story since the 1st movie?
"Each set comes with all of the other ones" is easily the best bit.
i lost my damn mind when i heard that
Ohmygosh Bionicle Chariot!
1:13 Matoro giving away his life savings because he knows his fate.
Honestly, if somebody knew when exactly they would die, they'd be fearless enough to just run head first into danger.
The Mahrimobile flying along seems a lot more like a casual shuttle bus when you take away the intense sound.
"Matoran of Mahri Nui, we need a way to get around"
"Here is shuttle bus"
I like that canonically it is a massive sea pickle turned into cyborg submarine
Well, I guess it *moved along.*
@@bumbleprime7713 when all you've got to be is strong...
@@henrypaleveda7760Move along, move along like I know you do…
"Each set comes with all of the other ones"
Five-year-old me: impossible
JALLER'S LINES FROM MASK OF LIGHT ARE KILLING ME
"Nitrous Oxide levels, Stable"
Funny gas
0:34 I know I should probably be commenting on the shitpost's elements rather than the elements of the original commercial, but I love the detail of Matoro and Kongu's visible discomfort and reluctance in the water, whereas Hahli is quite literally in her element and doing just fine.
oh my god i never noticed that’s why hahli was always at the front with the major im dumb
@@essengerbionicle Jaller's second only because he's a Chad.
Hewkii also seemed less uncomfortable with it because he knows how to swim
The Daughtry sharks killed me 💀
Man the Narrator has got some serious range if he was managing to do a woman's voice *and* Markiplier's.
And that squidward impression though.
"You're alive, kolhii head!"
Not for much longer. RIP Matoro 😢
"Kongu NO, put it back!" got me
Kongu!
I need that mask of life cuz that last line killed me 💀
Just like Matoro.
Tony Wedgwood just spoiling the whole story out of spite is easily my favorite part.
This is my favorite bionicle video. The sound effects are really well implemented, Jaller just using mask of light voice clips is inspired, the sharks that just go “yeaaahhh”, the narrator getting angry at the characters, Hewkii just being squidward with his classic catchphrase “HOLY SHIT!”, and each of the sets coming with all the other ones make this an unforgettable experience in the best possible way
Bionicles were indeed more than just toys. The memories...
All the sharks doing the YEEAAHH constantly just SENT me!
Hearing Jaller and Hahli’s OG voice lines was 👌
Each set comes WHAT?
WITH ALL OF THE OTHER ONES
The perfect blend of ordered chaos. The movie lines, the sfx, the "yeaahhhs". Maybe your best work yet
listen to the YEAHs in headphones i made the spatial audio too lol
@@essengerbioniclehahahhq it creeps up from behind
the resentment dripping off of the last line. perfection
0:31 This killed me a lot xD
More than it should
oh Kongu, you silly Green Toa
1:22 had me DYING. But like it's a line lifted straight from Jaller in MoL so you can't say it isn't accurate.
This, this is modern art.
My brain is melting
1:36 I love how the narrator rushes the intro phrase, like "They're gonna close the video, I have to say the line to keep them in!!"
"Take only one please. Kongu, NO! Put it back!"
Kongu casually takes two blaster was the highlight IMO lol
This literally brings me more joy than passing my immunology exam with 90/100.
Give me 10 immunological reasons why I cannot have your organs.
@@uhoh7545
1: My tissue specific anti-bodies
2: Your tissue specific anti-bodies
3: Bodies in the backyard
4: Uranium
5: Jarate
6: Pipe bomb
7: Sex
8: Lego Bionicle set number 8947 Radiak released in 2008 containing 16 pieces
9: Lack of organs
10: Kitchen knife
@@Baloo106 "Jarate?! Noooooo!"
Nice flex
“Lego Bionicle set 8947 Ridak released in 2007 with sixteen pieces” I see how you passed your exam, you’ve clearly done your research 😂
"KONGU NO" "PUT IT BACK" "KONGUUUUU" got me crying
“Each set comes with all of the other ones” in a perfect world it would.
Secretly, Matoro includes the secret formula
Dude this might be the best one of these yet. "WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87?!" when Gadunka shows up is freaking PRICELESS.
That was the bite of 07
The monsters just producing Daughtry music as they approached had me rolling. 😂
Which song was it?
@@davidchynoweth4007 its called "crashed" by Daughtry. Its the song used in the real trailer
@@davidchynoweth4007 Crashed, the same song used in the original commercial
"YOU KNOW WHAT?! F*CK IT I'M SPOILING THE REST OF THE STORY!"
NEW FROM BIONICLE, MATORO DIES TO REVIVE MATA NUI
WHICH IS REVEALED TO BE A COLOSSAL ROBOT HOUSING THE ENTIRE MATORAN UNIVERSE INSIDE HIM!
Hewkii with squidwards voice killed me 💀💀💀
Everyone else: “One Cordak revolver is fine; we have other weapons.”
Jaller: _puts his Cordak on a crab_
Kongu: *_”FOOK Y’ALL I’M GOING DOUBLE OR FOOKING NOTHING”_*
That bite is gonna be alot more than just your frontal lobe being chomped off.
0:29
- Take only one please.
*Kongu takes 2*
- Kongu No, put in back, NOW..!! 😡😡
- KONGUUUUUUU...!!! 🤬🤬🤬
What we always wanted to hear:
"Each set comes with all of the other ones"
Jaller's movie quotes destroyed me, this is such a golden meme
A GREAT KANOHI MASK
I love how each one becomes more more cursed after the other
You know I never thought of Hewkii with Squidward's voice but it strangely works
I lost it when the eels started spamming _Y-hEEEEE-AH._
1:44 love how the shitty, early-2000s butt-rock fades in and out as the shark swims past like its physically attached to it.
"WAS THAT THE BITE OF '87?!"
this shit is just too funny I fucking can't
This is masterful. The YEAH sharks, the Bite of 87, the pissed off narrator...It's beautiful
No, Mark, that was the bite of 2007.
"YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
and then I died"
-Matoro 2007
I lost it at him scolding Kongu's second amendment choices.
The more I see, the more I look forward to what Essenger puts out next.
hopefully some actual music .
0:48
"oh my god"
"Ah hell nah"
"Wtf man"
YEAH YEAH
This is so amazing, I never knew the Bionicle I own had such courageous stories 🥲
suggestion: a Parody of the Mistika commercial, but with emphasis on Makuta Krika being miserable.
Kongu being told to put the blasters back like a dude telling his dog to drop something was comedy gold
1:22 that's just perfect 😂😂😂😂
I miss Bionicle. I’m so glad it’s getting a second life though memes.
I love how Jaller is speaking in lines from Mask of Light
0:15 "Nitrous oxide levels stable"
WE'RE WHIPPIN IT WITH THIS ONE, LET'S GOOOOOO 🎈🎈🎈🎈
My brain is melting and praying for new bionicle memes made by you at the same time. this channel is a gold mine already.
I love how the narrator just gets angry and spoils the rest of the plot at the end XDDD
I won't lie - I spit on my monitor laughing when "Each set comes with all of the other ones" came up at the very end - keep up the great work my friend! I think a lot of us are starved for Bionicle content, and seeing these vids again (albeit with the meme dialogue) still gets me hyped!
The "YEAHHHH" from the sharks cracks me up every time.
In the original commercial, I always hear "Deep sea descendant burger" as the first line.
lmaoo i always heard “deep sea disintegrators”
"Kongu, no!"
Kongu yes!
These just keep getting better and better. Please for the love of Mata Nui don't stop!
Finally... Someone addressed Kongu's naughty behaviour of taking two cordac blasters....
This is legit hilarious, especially considering that this used to be my childhood as well.
For the first time we know the natural sound of Pridak's shark is "Yea". Such a great discovery in the Rahi world.
They never got the mask of Krabby patty making, this is so sad 😢
KONGU NO! and then the sharks with the YEAHHH.
Alot of channels are making these vids now but ur the only one that keeps it fresh.
mission objective: find the submarine full of millionaires
"Was that the bite of '87?!" Perfect clip for that
That was the bite of 07
the sharks just saying _YeeeeeeeAAAAAAHHHHH_ caught me so off-guard XD
The idea of the narrator snapping and spoiling the entire story for the kids just kills me 😂😂
All the jaller dialogue reminds me of the greatest bionicle movie dialogue. Gotta have a video with tahu going on about steam and hot air as they say. I think about that and “could have been, butt im not” daily.
there is KruUUust in the aAair~
Bro this is the best one so far. I love how the narrator cant contain himself💀
0:07 this is so terrifying, they are quaking in their little ol' boots
Can't unhear them as Red vs Blue characters
NAH BRO WTF WERE THOSE SOUNDS AT 0:58 1:11
Twitch donation sounds, I think.
my friend sent me one of the other videos and i ended up explaining all the bioncle lore to her at 3 am, so that part about spoiling the rest of the story came at a good time.
will send her this video lol
God I miss hearing "New from Bionicle"
Absolutely gorgeous
Im only disappointed that jaller didnt yell takua when he gave the mask to matoro at the end
As a kid, I remember reading the finale of the Pit storyline during one summer, and being shocked that Matoro died.
Should have had the “and then I crashed into you” when the shark hit them
Hewkii with the AI Generated Squidward voice is fucking destroying me, I'm never going to imagine this character with any other voice again 🤣🤣🤣🤣
actually those aren’t AI, two of them I recorded myself and one is a line from a game hehe
@@essengerbionicle Holy shit it's amazing work from you then
The rest of the video already had me cackling too
Hahli having more accurate voice acting in this version...
I wonder if Tony sees these videos and finds them hilarious.
I watched this video like a dozen times, and I recently rebuilt my Kongo lmao. Everytime i look at him now i just hear that dissapointend "Kongoo" in my head lol