Technically Stasis means... Suspended animation... So like he tells Gordon at the Beginning of HL2... "Rise and Shine, *g a s p* Gordon Freeman." It all feels like an instant... Or sleep.
lyrics: pickadur pickadel pumba pagya pa wikipedya perfect spom bee pickadur pickado talk to the girl poo rye pbpbpbhpb sababapadum we de be de ble boooorye pbpbpbhpb sababapadum ble ble ble poorye pbpbpbhpb sananapadum bledebedeba poorye pbhpbpbp sauhbahapum ble ble ble brrrru pishbum brududu pisbum brumbde pishbum brrum bruuua pishbum bumbumbum pishbum bdadada pishbum mmbruh pishbum bumbrabu pishdum bmm
It’s the fact that the face doesn’t match up perfectly that makes it so funny to me. If someone made a sfm video of this, I’m not sure if it would be nearly as hilarious for me😂
Nyarlathotep trying to explain why he likes disguising as a pitch-black skinned Pharaoh and leading realms into chaos through developing cults to a Miskatonic University student just before snatching him into another realm.
"I can offer you a beatbox battle you have no chance of winning."
Quite an anticlimax after what you've just been through
The right man in the wrong Verbalase makes all the difference in the world...
boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and
@@halt4565 I still have nightmares about those boots and cats.
@@DYLZAL BOOTS AND CATS AND BOOTS AND CATS AND
"When you see your father, relay these words..."
LMFAO
ruclips.net/video/urGRE18Ma_I/видео.html
This is genius lmao
Prepare for unforseen beatboxing
Alyx: "Aw fuck seriously can't you just write all that down"
"By the way, G-man, who are your employers? What are they called?"
G-man:
This is like ovuvuevuevue enyetuenwuevue ugbemugbem osas
The video is just their first name
@@OverLord115 how did you write the whole thing
Well...
@@gungster911 step 1 smash your head to the keyboard
This is what Alyx should've asked for instead of the combine off the earth.
"that would be very large beat"
Alyx: I Want The Comb- Wait No.
Gman: What Is It?
Alyx: Can You Beatbox?
Gman:
I agree, it would be Even better, why would You save your dad from future death when You can hear g-man making fax per second
wait WHAT!?!??!
i really just got spoiled. after all this time of avoiding it
FUCK.
@@opizzaa8285 aw man im sorry
Gman explaining to alyx why she has to be locked in stasis for probably years
I mean he makes a good point
Technically Stasis means... Suspended animation... So like he tells Gordon at the Beginning of HL2... "Rise and Shine, *g a s p* Gordon Freeman."
It all feels like an instant... Or sleep.
@@TheBuster0926 Wells yeah
why alyx hast told anyoe about gman gordon cant talk but alyx can
That exact moment when you tricked the entire Black Mesa personnel along with Gordon, Alyx, Eli, Corporal Shepard, and the whole Combine race
Except Barnie
Barnie is the master race in HL universe
Gordon doesn't need to hear all of this he's a highly trained professional
I like how he just melts occasionally
It's because his beat is so fire
@@aguywearingonlyshorts beat so hot he melts his bones
169 likes lmao
His true form
0:02 THE FREE ENCYCLOPEDIA
THAT ANYONE CAN EDIT?
Silver369 *That NO ONE will ever edit again!
Lol I hear "wikipedia perfect spoon face"
I Heard "like a peanut"
all dogs go to heaven 2
0:02 beat so sick he dropped a chromosome.
Bog same
Or gained an extra one.
i was eating, saw this, and nearly choked. Congratulations.
G-Man after putting Gordon in stasis
That's what Gordon had to endure for 20 years of stasis. No wonder he's fucking mute
PTSD right there
lyrics:
pickadur pickadel pumba pagya pa wikipedya perfect spom bee pickadur pickado talk to the girl poo rye pbpbpbhpb sababapadum we de be de ble boooorye pbpbpbhpb sababapadum ble ble ble poorye pbpbpbhpb sananapadum bledebedeba poorye pbhpbpbp sauhbahapum ble ble ble brrrru pishbum brududu pisbum brumbde pishbum brrum bruuua pishbum bumbumbum pishbum bdadada pishbum mmbruh pishbum bumbrabu pishdum bmm
poo rye pbpbpbhpb somebody would have banged the PewDiePie boooorye
Wikipedia Perfect spoon 0:02
You forgot WIKIPEDIA THE FREE ONLINE ENCYCLOPEDIA THAT NO ONE WILL EVER EDIT AGAIN!
@@aasdfghasdfg3307 wtf is a SpOm anyways?
Alice Wonder 0:14
Guys! Be quiet for a moment, he's trying to explain FNAF lore.
Why is this comment underrated
Overrated
Oh shit!
Very goud joek!
okay but I swore Michael Afton died 3 different times wtf is Scott doing
It is confirmed by Gabe himself that in the final battle of Half-Life 3 Gordon has to do an interdimensional beatbox battle with G-Man
Guys be quiet he's explaining the Half-Life lore
It kills me how he makes normal human face expressions, like lifting eyebrows at 00:03 and at 00:06 it's just too good lol
Even if this video is just to fuck around the animation is actually very very good.
0:02
I could give you something... you dont know you want.
*INHALES*
@JUSTIN HATCH nah that would be the operator
0:01 I cannot Wikipedia perfect spoiler meat
wikipedia perfect smoking
He looks like he’s gaining and losing chromosomes while having a stroke on weed.
Wake up, Mister Filthy Frank. Wake up and...smell the chromosomes.
0:22 that's unsetelling
W O K E
Now... listen carefully, my dear... when you see your... father. Relay these words:
Alyx: "So, who are you?"
G-man: "perhaps what I am, is not as important as: 0:00"
0:03 GMAN POGS
now give me nudge.
pog
reddit upvotes wholesome 100 big chungus
When G-man explains the future to Alyx
Me explaining the entire Half-Life timeline to the homeless guy behind Applebee's
He pulled a garrys mod animation at 0:02
This should be the official trailer for Half-Life 3.
Russell Sapphire imagine a live press conference where gaben comes out and reveal a new game and the teaser is gman beatboxing for half a minute
Wow he almost looked human for a bit at 0:06
Just imagine you’re tripping out while listening to Gman beatboxing and there you go
Yea this is how half life 2 will looks like in 2015
@Wania 33 wow cant wait
phonetic lyrics:
pikadu pikadu pumba pahgya pa wikapeda perfect spohm pee
pikadu pikadu TALK TO ME GIRL
brrraaayyy
psht-psht-psh-h-h
SA-A-BA-A-DUN
peh de pew dee pie brrraaayyy
psht-psht-psh-h-h
SA-A-BA-A-BOOM
peh peh peh brrraaayyy
psht-psht-psh-h-h
SA-A-BA-A-BOOM
peh de pew dee pie brrraaayyy
psht-psht-bmmm
SA-A-BA-A-BOOM
peh peh peh
br-r-r-r-rh psh dum buhduhbuhduh psh bum poombruh psh bum poodumdah ph d-
br-r-r-r-rh psh dum poobumbah psh duhm poom d-d-d psh bum
pmmbruh psh bruh phdumdah psh dum pmm d-d-d pff HUH- poobumbah psh dun pmm-
P O O R Y E
Almost forgot to watch it today
Apparently, the "unforeseen consequences" were that Gman would beat the hell out of you in a beatbox battle
When you get a promotion from your employer's.
God the comments here are killing me
Now now, gordon doesnt have to hear all this, hes a highly trained professional
"I could offer you a *beatbox* battle you have no chance of winning?"
"Rise and shine freeman"
"Wake up. Wake up and listen me beat box"
This is what he does when he gets off
0:02 NODE GRAPH OUT OF DATE: REBUILDING...
I'm not sure if my man: G-man makes a musical masterpiece or has a bloody stroke
What mistakes in life did I make to end up here?
Welcome to your personal hell
None at all my friend.
@@mac-w0rm dude what did you do my whole family think im crazy. I've been laughing for five minutes straight. I mean the comments are hilarious.
This hit me on spiritual level
"When you see your father, relay this message:"
"And now he uses my girl, puts his *verses* in her mouth... god damn him."
G-Man explaining to Shepard why he's staying in stasis
Fps gamer201から来ました。
Anti vax mom: My child is fine!
Her child: 0:02
W I K I P E D I A
Gordon: *doesn't talk at all*
Gman:
That's why I'm here Mr.Freeman, I've recommended your services to my employerss and they have authorized me to make a beatbox show.
Gordon doesn't need to hear all this, he's a highly trained professional.
When the government ask g-man what he did to Gordon during stasis:
0:02 when I put the car battery in the microwave
The stuff people go through to make memes these days
Gman explaining to Corporal Shephard why recruiting Alyx is better than him
It’s the fact that the face doesn’t match up perfectly that makes it so funny to me.
If someone made a sfm video of this, I’m not sure if it would be nearly as hilarious for me😂
Warning: There are spoilers for Half Life: Alyx in this comment section.
Most of the people here including me can't even afford VR to start and finish half life alyx 😂
This video is literally just footage the final Cutscene of the game though.
G-man is Gordon's son and he claps Alyx's cheeks of love at the end of the game for 2 hours straight.
"Prepare for unforeseen beatboxes"
So gman was the one to play music in the background when we were fighting off with the enemies. That explains a lot now
Prepare for... unforeseen beatboxing.
"Top 10 Rappers Eminem Was Too Afraid To Diss"
the reason why G-man can use his brain 100% or more :
The eye blinks and lip movements jesus.
Half Life Alyx Deleted Ending
0:05 G-man addressing to Alyx
G-Man naming each and every single one of his employers to Gordon in his main language be like
G-Man while Gordon sits in stasis:
0:01 Ah yes, my sleep paralysis demon.
Wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and, hear these epic bars I’m about to drop
0:02 G-man caught shapeshifting On camera
Gordon challenges G-Man to a beatbox battle
“Prepare for unforeseen consequences”
Thanos beatbox:
*Finally, a worthy opponent!*
*Our battle will be legendary!*
Prepare for unforeseen beat drop
When you trick her into being hired by you in exchange for Eli Vance’s revival:
*Resonance cascade happens* the gman looking at the cameras
How the fuck does the mouth movement look so accurate???
G-Man explaining what happen after black mesa incident to adrian shepard
i like how sometimes he just
glitches out
The weird shaking is finishing me
G-man at Chuck E Cheese for Tommy’s birthday
I cannot stop watching this, it has a horrible power over me. I've watched this awful video at least 20 fucking times today.
teagteah
When G-man discover half life 3
I dont remember doing this
Reminds me of The G-Man Squad
Это топ! Я уже пересмотрел столько раз.
А как это тебя автор лайкнул
he says "pewdiepie" at 0:15
i unironically like the beat boxing
He deadass looks like Patrick Warburton in some parts of this
Gman: What if I offer you something you dont know you want.
Gman:
Gman * suggest Gordon enter stasis in hl1*
Gordon: * refuses*
gman:
Nyarlathotep trying to explain why he likes disguising as a pitch-black skinned Pharaoh and leading realms into chaos through developing cults to a Miskatonic University student just before snatching him into another realm.
Finially a Lovecraft Reader oh thanks to Yog-Sothoth
It's like there's something trying to break out of him
He got so into it, his mouth and his eyes turned in different directions 0:02
So this are the unforseen consequences huh?
So it is true. G-man likes PewDiePie.
This is how G-man talks to the Vortigaunts
gordon got so amazed that he doesn't talk anymore
This is the best sfm ive seen! it looks so good!
Hey guys, G-Man has one more thing to tell you about. Check this out:
ruclips.net/video/j3h9WpUTJaU/видео.html
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@@mac-w0rm R
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is no one gonna talk about how gmans face fucks up for a second?
Some believe the fluidity of my words is- _inflexible_,
My vocal cords, disagree...
Lol I thought he was going to show me how to scratch it
All these gman memes is a perfect example of what type of jokes I'm into