Tourism In Taliban Controlled Afghanistan

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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

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  • @Britannica1
    @Britannica1  2 года назад +8854

    RUclips borked out and ruined the premier, so have released.
    Sorry about the kafuffle, not in my power.

  • @G6585-t2w
    @G6585-t2w Год назад +17278

    Never thought I'd hear a British man say "There are Taliban on the roof to protect us from ISIS"

    • @zingo7739
      @zingo7739 Год назад +2887

      heres the thing taliban is very very un imaginably bad but isis is like 5 times worse

    • @chemicalconfusion6164
      @chemicalconfusion6164 Год назад +272

      @@zingo7739yeah damn wtf

    • @WholeHolyHole
      @WholeHolyHole Год назад +1563

      @@frozzytango9927I’m pretty sure forcing all women and girls out of school and marrying girls off at puberty (and before) to men they don’t choose is a bad thing..

    • @frozzytango9927
      @frozzytango9927 Год назад

      @@WholeHolyHole Because a man have to control their household. Thats something you the men of the west have lost control of. Do you think it makes sense to fight a war while worrying about home. Thats the secret to the Afgan's success in defeating their enemies, meanwhile when was the last war you won? All the West does is create misery with half baked wars. Life goes, but nothing goes on when US kills them.

    • @demiurgedddd9274
      @demiurgedddd9274 Год назад +393

      ​@@WholeHolyHole Muh wahmens rights

  • @jbambrick1
    @jbambrick1 2 года назад +14244

    Two British lads holidaying in Taliban controlled Afghanistan with North Korean pop music in the background is EXACTLY what the internet was created for. Bravo gents.

  • @cousinzeke4888
    @cousinzeke4888 Год назад +7127

    "It makes you feel safer because there's never Taliban too far away" is one of the wildest sentences I've ever heard.

    • @markiobook8639
      @markiobook8639 Год назад +145

      They're just mad lads.

    • @chris101ward
      @chris101ward Год назад

      The Taliban aren't the evil boogeyman the US would have you believe. They're literally just a different form of government, that isn't controlled by western influence.

    • @Uaene
      @Uaene Год назад +563

      Better than an American killer drone 30,000 feet above your eyesight ready to obliterate your entire village at any given moment, I guess?

    • @daddyrabbit835
      @daddyrabbit835 Год назад +48

      ​@mosaabtwice3999As an American I'm beginning to agree. At least our women's soccer time got what they deserved.

    • @General930-b1g
      @General930-b1g Год назад +36

      @mosaabtwice3999 yeah I don't think our drones will be turned against us but I can agree our second amendment is a beautiful thing.

  • @Jayshiver
    @Jayshiver 7 месяцев назад +1832

    Getting sexually harassed by the Taliban sounds like one of those secret Xbox achievements that only 00.01% of people have gotten

    • @desinfected
      @desinfected 6 месяцев назад +55

      Postal 2 achievement

    • @audreyrewinded
      @audreyrewinded 5 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@desinfectedlol

    • @unorthodoxpickle7014
      @unorthodoxpickle7014 5 месяцев назад +83

      Yeha but Afghani women get that achievement all the times 😢

    • @mrobocop1666
      @mrobocop1666 5 месяцев назад +18

      @@unorthodoxpickle7014 how can it be that, if even a sex without marriage is punishable by law there? Up to death penalty(adultery). Not to mention rapes.

    • @cashxx_x
      @cashxx_x 5 месяцев назад

      @@mrobocop1666 Taliban psyop spotted

  • @Artemyst
    @Artemyst Год назад +5842

    £50 for a room like that AND armed security on the roof sounds like an absolute bargain. Premier Inn needs to step up their game.

    • @pinkboy1181
      @pinkboy1181 Год назад +32

      😂😂

    • @loganbaileysfunwithtrains606
      @loganbaileysfunwithtrains606 Год назад +449

      When Afghanistan is safer than Chicago or New York

    • @JannyBesmircher
      @JannyBesmircher Год назад

      @@loganbaileysfunwithtrains606 We all know why. Only reason Arabs have such a problem with westerners is because we keep destroying their countries on behalf of Israel.

    • @Satiator123
      @Satiator123 Год назад +33

      $50. Pounds are worth more.

    • @FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_
      @FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_ Год назад +76

      @@loganbaileysfunwithtrains606 Well they do want some international recognition and foreign direct investment into their country.

  • @nazirahmadadill207
    @nazirahmadadill207 2 года назад +3319

    I am an Afghan
    When ever you need my help i am ready to help you out
    I am in Kandahar province
    I can speak five languages
    Pashto + Dari + Urdu + English+ Turkish
    Most welcome bro

    • @MIKEJK84
      @MIKEJK84 2 года назад +160

      Lol, man I remember being at Fob Walton in khandahar, still remember a 5-hour firefight in that place.

    • @robinmeade7573
      @robinmeade7573 2 года назад +95

      Just remember... Without Lies, Islam Dies!

    • @knx7313
      @knx7313 2 года назад +502

      @@robinmeade7573 dont cry lil bro

    • @muhammadbangash483
      @muhammadbangash483 2 года назад +281

      @@robinmeade7573 but it’s rising day by day, your troops came to End Islam in Afghanistan but what they did, gave them more power by leaving Billions of their arms.
      Remember one thing: “The much you resist Islam the more it rise”

    • @robinmeade7573
      @robinmeade7573 2 года назад

      @@muhammadbangash483 "Leaving arms". Have you noticed the part that they left it, because Afghanis (or Muslims in general) are incapable of manufacturing advanced (or even basic) armament themselves? Somehow Allah gave that knowledge to Infidels!? How's that possible?
      And let's be honest if you didn't hide in caves or blend in with general population, there wouldn't be one of you left!

  • @guydreamr
    @guydreamr 2 года назад +37615

    Finding the "Gender Sensitive Training" manual in Taliban trash has got to be one of the funniest vlog moments ever.

    • @Nathdood
      @Nathdood 2 года назад +449

      fr!

    • @uioyf7586
      @uioyf7586 2 года назад +1973

      Based

    • @archibaldgaylord-focker8586
      @archibaldgaylord-focker8586 2 года назад +755

      Comedic gold!

    • @lewisisdaman
      @lewisisdaman 2 года назад +1472

      Reality feeding us with dark humor at the most unexpected moments lol

    • @mortache
      @mortache 2 года назад

      Spreading democracy and equality is literally just the "White man's burden" all over again. Yeah the Taliban are barbaric, but you cant invade and enslave a nation and "civilize" them lol. Let them go through their dark ages by themselves like you have done

  • @wahwah12wahwah12
    @wahwah12wahwah12 8 месяцев назад +869

    i dont even wanna know what the reddit perfume smells like

    • @I_Stole_A_BTR-80
      @I_Stole_A_BTR-80 6 месяцев назад +68

      You take off the cap and there's just a note under it that says "Forget to take a shower today. Repeat next day."

    • @EmanueleGTino
      @EmanueleGTino 5 месяцев назад +1

      like lies

    • @basil_gamin
      @basil_gamin 5 месяцев назад +2

      Exactly like britannica

    • @ZenobianPrince
      @ZenobianPrince 4 месяца назад

      Aw you know exactly what it smells like 😂

    • @Propain4eva
      @Propain4eva 4 месяца назад +6

      Neck beard sweat

  • @Nikolapoleon
    @Nikolapoleon 2 года назад +4312

    I think this video illustrates one of the most important principles of human history:
    No matter what happens, life goes on.

  • @seven-sixtwo762
    @seven-sixtwo762 2 года назад +10646

    TSA: "no liquid containers allowed"
    Taliban Airport guards: "bro you know that bayonet also works as a wire cutter?"

    • @RIFLQ
      @RIFLQ 2 года назад +139

      ikr

    • @Tangerine732
      @Tangerine732 2 года назад +788

      There’s nothing to worry about if you’re the reason the TSA was founded in the first place. 😅

    • @tobythethird5694
      @tobythethird5694 2 года назад

      @LIZZYinTHECUT typical westerner, who knows only what cnn have told him, muslims bad arabs bad and so on.

    • @joshuafontenot3756
      @joshuafontenot3756 2 года назад +22

      @LIZZYinTHECUT Can you explain why they aren’t Im lowkey curious

    • @satyavarma2449
      @satyavarma2449 2 года назад

      @@joshuafontenot3756 because the ones that did it are Al-Qaeda.

  • @TwoPlusTwoEqualsFive32
    @TwoPlusTwoEqualsFive32 2 года назад +4675

    "I was sexually harassed by the Taliban" is not something I would have ever expected Callum to say.

    • @SR-hu7qr
      @SR-hu7qr 2 года назад +478

      Why are you surprise after all you hardly see women over there.

    • @marieparker3822
      @marieparker3822 2 года назад +254

      He wasn't really harassed. He was ogled.

    • @andallthatcouldhavebeen...9175
      @andallthatcouldhavebeen...9175 2 года назад +410

      Look up bachi bazi. They wanted some boy time with Callum…

    • @mt000mp
      @mt000mp 2 года назад +271

      @@andallthatcouldhavebeen...9175 how is complimenting a persons face is gay? it's just normal south asian hospitality.

    • @nomnomzmcfluffyness492
      @nomnomzmcfluffyness492 2 года назад +298

      @@andallthatcouldhavebeen...9175 well thank you for that term. Gotta love men loving boys eh. no wonder the left is so pro islam, same values whaha

  • @GIBROCKGAMES
    @GIBROCKGAMES 6 месяцев назад +510

    It's quite chilling to see; Pte Robert Foster on the UK KIA list at 36:55. He served with me and we were in training together. one year later he died in Afghanistan.
    Thanks for showing this it's nice to see his name is still there.

    • @CM-cw8fe
      @CM-cw8fe 5 месяцев назад +6

      How the hell did you catch that

    • @Dafaq
      @Dafaq 5 месяцев назад +1

      yea right

    • @GIBROCKGAMES
      @GIBROCKGAMES 5 месяцев назад +43

      @@CM-cw8fe by looking at the list of names, I was looking to see if his name was there and it was.

    • @stopstealingmyname5794
      @stopstealingmyname5794 5 месяцев назад +1

      SKILL ISSUE LLLLL

    • @huntersedlacek7495
      @huntersedlacek7495 4 месяца назад +4

      @@CM-cw8feMaybe cause he fought in a war there , and wanted to see.🤔Idk though maybe he didn’t just pause it.

  • @GodsOwnPrototype
    @GodsOwnPrototype 2 года назад +1380

    That feel when British Cemetary in Afghanistan is better kept than Cemetary in Britain around the corner from me.

    • @zefflin1451
      @zefflin1451 2 года назад +100

      Ah but see it's for people from the military, not us poor peasants.

    • @CreamCobblerFiend
      @CreamCobblerFiend 2 года назад +47

      No surprise, the US military foots the bill

    • @AckzaTV
      @AckzaTV 2 года назад

      Both places are run by Muslims now lol

    • @AckzaTV
      @AckzaTV 2 года назад

      @@CreamCobblerFiend the US military doesn't pay any bills... its us tax payers and users of the US dollar which is printed and inflated to pay their budgets

    • @NKraven88
      @NKraven88 2 года назад +10

      Also the fear that someone could be hurt by a tombstone falling on them….. they knocked over all tombstones.

  • @mikeoliveira4270
    @mikeoliveira4270 2 года назад +3968

    A super chilling moment for me, is at 36:35 when you're at the british/commonwealth cemetery. On the left plaque, fourth from the bottom there's a Trooper Marc Diab. He's someone who went to my highschool, and died from an IED in Afghanistan. It's surreal to see...so thank you.

    • @TacticalGamingNetwork
      @TacticalGamingNetwork 2 года назад +199

      There is a memorial park for him in Mississauga, Canada

    • @mikeoliveira4270
      @mikeoliveira4270 2 года назад +207

      @@TacticalGamingNetwork Behind our Highschool, St. Joseph Secondary School, yeah.

    • @Apolloneek
      @Apolloneek 2 года назад +59

      Wait we buried our dead there ? In Afghanistan?? In modern day that should be wrong they could be brought back for proper burial.

    • @TacticalGamingNetwork
      @TacticalGamingNetwork 2 года назад +114

      @@Apolloneek several have been brought back, perhaps not all / logistics / situation and all, not all would be killed the same way, condition wise etc

    • @zminc.8496
      @zminc.8496 2 года назад

      He was terroist then, going to Afghanistan and attack innocent childeren

  • @quagmoe7879
    @quagmoe7879 2 года назад +10438

    A literal *Turk* claiming the *Taliban* aren’t “Real Muslims” and then proceeding to admit to the sin of alcohol is absolute comedic gold.

    • @Good100
      @Good100 2 года назад

      She sounds like the Muslim version of the stereotypical Millennial white woman.

    • @totalrko
      @totalrko 2 года назад

      Taliban are quite literally the exemplary Muslims. They are practitioning their faith to the T.

    • @bill5974
      @bill5974 2 года назад +676

      No true scotsman-tastic.

    • @shaunsteele8244
      @shaunsteele8244 2 года назад +920

      I met many Turkish "Muslims" in Istanbul who regularly drank, smoked and had extramarital sex

    • @islamisthetruewaytogod6812
      @islamisthetruewaytogod6812 2 года назад

      Hello !. Excuse me for giving a little presentation of Islam, because it is very misunderstood nowadays, especially on those « Antichrist's » times, where media and politics are mixed to distort history and truth. And terrorists (puppets of the Antichrist) who misinterpret verses, out of ignorance and political motivations, and take them out of historical context (just like radical atheists do by the way), don't help either. Thank you very much for your time.
      Islam is an arabic word that means the Surrender to the One and Only God, our Creator, Protector, Provider, who gives us life and all that we have, we are safe and sound by his will and grace, we are His and to Him we return, and we have to thank him in this trial life by submitting to him by our free will, or later in the Day of judgment when it's too late to save our own skin. Islam was the original Religion descended to earth from heaven with Adam and Eve (peace and blessing be upon them) in the beginning of humanity. and was passed to people with the succession of the 124 000 prophets and 315 messengers of God to all nations and civilizations since, passing by Noah, Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, Ismaël, Joseph, Moses, Aaron, Joshua, David, Solomon and Jesus (Peace and blessing be upon them) during the history of mankind, the last replaces and completes the previous, until the succession of the last messenger of God fourteen centuries ago, Muhammad (Peace and blessing be upon him) to complete the noble morals of all mankind, to bring humans and jinns out of darkness into light, and to purify people's religion and belief from corruption and polytheism, and return it to purity and true monotheism, like it was in the times of the prophets (Peace and blessing be upon them).
      Many Religions that we know nowadays, at their beginning were true and under Islam, initiated by one of the prophets of God, but their original teachings, history and scriptures have been corrupted over time with falsification and polytheism, or lost and replaced with false ones. That's why Islam is the only Religion accepted by God nowadays, which consists in bearing witness that there is no god besides Allah (God in Aramaic, the original language of Jesus and the Gospel), and that Muhammad is His servant and messenger, just like Jesus and Moses and others are His servants and messengers. Never a messenger of God said he was God or literally son of God, it was the people after him who changed the words of God and corrupted the Religion. God is unique and absolute, He does not need to have a family and sons or to associate anyone else with His kingdom, He can simply create whatever He wants, everything belongs to Him, and to Him everything will return. Allah said in Surah Al-Mu’minun : “God has never begotten a son, nor is there any god besides Him. Otherwise, each god would have taken away what it has created, and some of them would have gained supremacy over others. Glory be to God, far beyond what they describe. The Knower of the hidden and the manifest. He is exalted, far above what they associate. (91-92 / Translated by ITANI)
      Allah means the one and only God, the God of all prophets and creatures, the creator of the universe and mankind, and the Master of the Day of judgment, where our destiny, Hell or Paradise, is decided based on our faith and deeds in this trial life, and above all, Allah's mercy.
      Allah said in Surah Al-Ikhlas : In the name of God, the Gracious, the Merciful.
      Say, “He is God, the One. God, the Absolute. He begets not, nor was He begotten. And there is none comparable to Him.” (1-4 / Translated by ITANI)
      Allah said in Surah An-Nisa : O FOLLOWERS of the Gospel! Do not overstep the bounds [of truth] in your religious beliefs, and do not say of God anything but the truth. The Christ Jesus, son of Mary, was but God's Apostle - [the fulfilment of] His promise which He had conveyed unto Mary - and a soul created by Him. Believe, then, in God and His apostles, and do not say, "[God is] a trinity". Desist [from this assertion] for your own good. God is but One God; utterly remote is He, in His glory, from having a son: unto Him belongs all that is in the heavens and all that is on earth; and none is as worthy of trust as God. Never did the Christ feel too proud to be God's servant, nor do the angels who are near unto Him. And those who feel too proud to serve Him and glory in their arrogance [should know that on Judgment Day] He will gather them all unto Himself: (171-172 / Translated by Muhammad Asad).
      Allah the Most Merciful said in Surah Ali-Imran : Behold, the only [true] religion in the sight of God is [man's] self-surrender unto Him; and those who were vouchsafed revelation aforetime took, out of mutual jealousy, to divergent views [on this point] only after knowledge [thereof] had come unto them. But as for him who denies the truth of God's messages - behold, God is swift in reckoning!
      Thus, [O Prophet,] if they argue with thee, say, "I have surrendered my whole being unto God, and [so have] all who follow me!" - and ask those who have been vouchsafed revelation aforetime, as well as all unlettered people, "Have you [too] surrendered yourselves unto Him?" And if they surrender themselves unto Him, they are on the right path; but if they turn away - behold, thy duty is no more than to deliver the message: for God sees all that is in [the hearts of] His creatures.
      Verily, as for those who deny the truth of God's messages, and slay the prophets against all right, and slay people who enjoin equity - announce unto them a grievous chastisement.
      It is they whose works shall come to nought both in this world and in the life to come; and they shall have none to succour them.
      (19-22 / Translated by Muhammad Asad)
      Salam (Peace).

  • @14Cookiesinajar
    @14Cookiesinajar 3 месяца назад +57

    Hearing the "boneless chicken pizza" joke right after the Ohio Supreme Court declares companies aren't liable if you get injured by eating a bone in your boneless chicken products is depressing asdfadfa

  • @whisped8145
    @whisped8145 2 года назад +6637

    This has more journalism in it than the entirety of CNN

    • @jinz0
      @jinz0 2 года назад +1

      CNN is fake news

    • @TheTEXMIKE
      @TheTEXMIKE 2 года назад +232

      thats not really sayin much.

    • @manusa6
      @manusa6 2 года назад +310

      This 1 doccumentary has more journalism in it than the bbc in the last 20 years

    • @ShrexyGuy
      @ShrexyGuy 2 года назад +178

      Legacy medias job is to rile up the public, not inform. So they're doing a pretty good job I'd say!

    • @CornPop2
      @CornPop2 2 года назад

      you'll see him on CNN with his head chopped off if he's not more considerate of the danger his weak ass is in

  • @stormz1243
    @stormz1243 Год назад +2599

    “Mostly news channels talking about America being a terrible place”
    Oh so you get American news channels

    • @Cyber128
      @Cyber128 Год назад +73

      Miles, the other guy in this video has been arrested by the Afghan secret police and hasn't been seen or heard of for months...

    • @Clark510
      @Clark510 Год назад +7

      @@Cyber128 you are right

    • @JokerInk-CustomBuilds
      @JokerInk-CustomBuilds Год назад +47

      @@Cyber128 Really?? (it is my first time on this channel, so I am not familliar with anything...)
      -I was thinking that they were seriously lucky that the security at their hotel didn't find them so suspicious that they would tell the taliban that spies had arrived....
      From what you are saying it sounds like someone did...
      And if I was the Britannica dude I'd NEVER go back there after releasing this video where it shows he is not pro taliban.... That might be considered a betrayal and could cost him his life is he returns.... I wonder if this is what happened to Miles....

    • @JokerInk-CustomBuilds
      @JokerInk-CustomBuilds Год назад

      @@Cyber128 Just did my research.... as far as I have found out the brittish government is trying to negotiate his release.... I wonder how many million pounds he ends up channeling into talibans pockets because of his war tourism.... ... ...

    • @uzaidgurjee4798
      @uzaidgurjee4798 Год назад +69

      @@JokerInk-CustomBuildsthat mikes guy went back again with couple of his friends and he got captured. If your government tells u that they won’t do anything to help you if you’re in trouble you probably shouldn’t go to that country

  • @singrdave
    @singrdave 2 года назад +1003

    While working as a contractor at Bagram in 2011, my right leg was torn apart by razor wire being dragged by a motorcoach. Most painful event of my life. Torn to the bone, through the muscles tendons and an artery. Five days and two surgeries at a USAF hospital at BAF, then commercial evacuation to Dubai and on to the USA for four months of recovery and physical therapy. Most mundane war story of all time: bus accident.

    • @HollerAtcherBoi
      @HollerAtcherBoi 2 года назад +8

      Did you lose your leg?

    • @n9ne
      @n9ne 2 года назад +82

      @@HollerAtcherBoi "Five days and two surgeries" don't think so.

    • @singrdave
      @singrdave 2 года назад +25

      @@n9ne you are correct, but I have a helluva scar and the tendon which links my big toe with my knee is still surrounded by scar tissue

    • @singrdave
      @singrdave 2 года назад +9

      @@HollerAtcherBoi no thank heavens, the bone didn't break

    • @singrdave
      @singrdave 2 года назад +6

      @The Wandering M ah MEPS... their motto, "yeah we'll take you"

  • @AdrianNelson1507
    @AdrianNelson1507 5 месяцев назад +54

    Sensible and respectful journalism, thank you

  • @Akimbo411
    @Akimbo411 2 года назад +1803

    I’m still giggling to myself over the fact that I would need to go through Afghanistan if I want to get myself a PS5

    • @jasonchiu272
      @jasonchiu272 2 года назад +148

      Hey man anything for that PS5

    • @ZetaMoolah
      @ZetaMoolah 2 года назад +28

      *Ya do what ya gotta do!*

    • @easterner7518
      @easterner7518 2 года назад +62

      "I must coonsume....even if it means going to a literal s-hole."

    • @hundkebab2433
      @hundkebab2433 2 года назад +57

      @@easterner7518 doesn't matter - don't ask questions - keep consooming

    • @awakeandwatching953
      @awakeandwatching953 2 года назад

      reminder that the taliban asked to see the evidence that Osama bin laden was responsible for 9.11 but that was to much for the US apparently.. of course Osama denied responsibility.. then a week later a very different looking Osama took responsibility lol

  • @user-ns3vs3bp3e
    @user-ns3vs3bp3e 10 месяцев назад +1628

    “Which does make you feel safer as there’s never Taliban too far away so there’s always someone to protect you” is a sentence I never thought I’d hear somebody say with a straight face

    • @DillonMagreveous
      @DillonMagreveous 10 месяцев назад

      explain@@niklaskoch4931

    • @psylocybanana7276
      @psylocybanana7276 10 месяцев назад +37

      ​@@niklaskoch4931ahhh yes censorship. Just take down what you don't like to hear.

    • @Clippidyclappidy
      @Clippidyclappidy 10 месяцев назад

      ⁠@@niklaskoch4931Taliban were good enough for the US to run security while they were fleeing the country. So, why not for a RUclipsr visiting their country?
      Hitlerian rhetoric is also covered under free speech, which is why you have right wing morons having their white supremacist rallies all across the US and Europe.

    • @Yummy_Grape
      @Yummy_Grape 10 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@niklaskoch4931 first of all are you Muslim? Second of all do you not know how to take a joke

    • @ViraL_FootprinT.ex.e
      @ViraL_FootprinT.ex.e 10 месяцев назад +82

      I suppose it's like NYC, where seeing the NYPD makes tourists and whatnot feel safe and secure while it makes many of the locals here feel like they're being lorded over by an occupying force.

  • @ImPizzazz
    @ImPizzazz 2 года назад +2085

    it's a very conflicting feeling watching these guys in their trucks armored up and with AKs but giving you smiles and waves like you're at a Disney parade lol

    • @Delta-6501
      @Delta-6501 2 года назад +130

      Indeed, its conflicting

    • @MuhamadAlly1
      @MuhamadAlly1 2 года назад

      Mainstream media lied to us. Created an enemy out of thin air.

    • @Prepper319
      @Prepper319 2 года назад +9

      Indeed it is .

    • @00fgytduydrtu
      @00fgytduydrtu 2 года назад +94

      We have millitary parades here in Hellas, so its not too weird to me. Heck, the parades here are more seious than there

    • @chrisquintana3877
      @chrisquintana3877 2 года назад

      I didn't see a single Ak , only colt m4's and M16's . All paid for by American taxpayers

  • @9Joel9
    @9Joel9 8 месяцев назад +34

    Loved the shout out to 'running on empty, foood review!' 😂

  • @williamenglish565
    @williamenglish565 2 года назад +2378

    Up until this moment... I honestly thought your journey to Afganistan was a frickin meme... Holy crap you went.

  • @Ocean-Jay
    @Ocean-Jay 2 года назад +2509

    As a US vet this is probably one of the most intriguing videos I've ever watched.

    • @kitehigh7507
      @kitehigh7507 2 года назад +56

      who knows one day you could visit.

    • @Taliban.The.Hyperpower
      @Taliban.The.Hyperpower 2 года назад +74

      so you repent now? i miss the part where Taliban is the txxrorist..

    • @Ocean-Jay
      @Ocean-Jay 2 года назад +140

      @@kitehigh7507 If I could it would be worth it for the local honey. Will have to work on appearing less American first.

    • @Ocean-Jay
      @Ocean-Jay 2 года назад +142

      @@Taliban.The.Hyperpower you just reply to the wrong comment?

    • @Tom.A.
      @Tom.A. 2 года назад +95

      Thank you for your service

  • @BarryB.Benson
    @BarryB.Benson 2 года назад +769

    For those confused about the man saying Trump dropped an atomic bomb on Afghanistan, I think he was referring to the MOAB dropped in 2017 which was not nuclear.

    • @funguy398
      @funguy398 2 года назад +43

      I thought its a metaphor for a large amount of troops deployed at the Trump administration

    • @ohioisastate8574
      @ohioisastate8574 2 года назад

      Trump did nuke Afghanistan. The media just covered it up. Every country outside of the west knows this

    • @fefferryerr1818
      @fefferryerr1818 2 года назад +90

      @@funguy398
      I think you need to look at the big picture. Escalation was mainly from 2001 to 2010 then efforts were made to reduce the troops. Yes, Trump sent about 4000 in 2017, but later he decided to withdraw the troops. Not very many compared to the 100,000 in 2010. Also, consider Biden did the same at the start of his administration, increasing our presence by the same number of troops as Trump.
      The number of American troops:
      2001: 2,500
      2002: 9,700
      2003: 13,100
      2004: 20,300
      2006: 20,000
      2007: 25,000
      2009: 50,000
      2010: 100,000
      2012: 77,000
      2013: 46,000
      2014: 34,000 reduced to 16,100
      2015: 9,800
      2017: 14,000
      2018: 15,000
      2019: 13,000
      2020: 8,600
      2021: 650, then up to 5,000
      2022: withdrawal

    • @geetygibson9954
      @geetygibson9954 2 года назад +91

      It’s mistranslation in the subtitles
      He said Trump wanted to use Atom Bomb but the international community might have stopped him

    • @bakerboat4572
      @bakerboat4572 2 года назад +20

      That part was honestly hilarious to watch; the fact they thought a powerful bomb was actually nuclear.

  • @BangBadaBig
    @BangBadaBig 4 месяца назад +71

    Seeing a parade celebrating the Taliban Regime underlined by a North Korean Lady singing a ballad is maybe the weirdest thing I’ve seen this year.

  • @adamdodda3751
    @adamdodda3751 Год назад +2629

    Wow, a former student at my school, Jack Sadler, died on the 4th December 07 and we celebrate his memory every year on Remembrance Day. To see his name at 36:54 at the top of the 3rd board from the right hit really deep. Thank you for showing that section.

    • @kwazhims3lf
      @kwazhims3lf Год назад +70

      never forgotten

    • @blackbeard7629
      @blackbeard7629 Год назад

      Rest in sh*t for your terrorist friend. May he rot in hell!

    • @emmakate2376
      @emmakate2376 Год назад +42

      got goosebumps reading this comment. He will never be forgotten 🤍

    • @zuan56k59
      @zuan56k59 Год назад +2

      What was he

    • @kwazhims3lf
      @kwazhims3lf Год назад +11

      @@zuan56k59
      looks like, reserve... artillery

  • @AlDEN1999
    @AlDEN1999 2 года назад +1751

    On 36:51 You captured my uncles name on that wall, I'll never forget him.
    I was 13 when he died in Afghanistan, he was a person who I saw as a father figure and looked up to my whole life although we didn't get to see him too much with the army moving some of the Yorkshire Regiment Battalions to Warminster

    • @rahuldahoob4513
      @rahuldahoob4513 2 года назад +16

      What are your feelings on seeing this video? My emotions are mixed

    • @AlDEN1999
      @AlDEN1999 2 года назад +191

      @@rahuldahoob4513 Well at the end of the day, I did like how they left the wall and recognised that our troops did not want to be there and that it was the politicians at fault.
      At the end of the day the guy is correct, Afghan is a western money pit. We should have left them to it, in fact when I was a child I asked an extended family member (he was in the REME) where Bin Laden was?, he did not hesitate to say Pakistan.

    • @nal5350
      @nal5350 2 года назад

      ​@@AlDEN1999 "I did like how they left the wall and recognised that our troops did not want to be there and that it was the politicians at fault."
      This is the case worldwide. While I understand why the Taliban blamed "Americans" for the war in Afghanistan, it's not Americans that started or continued the war. It's the people that we're not allowed to name and talk about that invaded the entire West and China. Jesus had very clear words for them and they will go to hell for all eternity.

    • @zk2399
      @zk2399 2 года назад +62

      They pitted our nations against one another, and like cattle we slaughtered each other while they profited and gained more power than any of us could comprehend

    • @AlDEN1999
      @AlDEN1999 2 года назад +1

      @@zk2399 100% It was all for the US Industrial Complex. This is why we go to war.

  • @thesmalllebowski6528
    @thesmalllebowski6528 2 года назад +3169

    "Afghanistan is the graveyard of empires"
    Damn. That is a thought provoking statement. Say what you want about these guys, history shows they're not easily broken.

    • @TransoceanicOutreach
      @TransoceanicOutreach 2 года назад +174

      If only they embraced a couple of those empires, they would be much better off. Even the soviets would be better than the Taliban.

    • @ExtremeSquared
      @ExtremeSquared 2 года назад +108

      It's also a commentary on the power of a unifying religion. It may be why we see technically-not-religion cultural and political movements structuring themselves more and more like cults/religions as time goes on.

    • @mr.b111
      @mr.b111 2 года назад

      Well that one old commander there was talkin prertty big trash, claiming trump would've used a nuclear bomb against them. Few fatmans ans they'd be broken instantly.

    • @watema3381
      @watema3381 2 года назад +40

      The comments above me are nonsense. It mostly has to do with unfortunate (or depending on how you look at it, fortunate) geography.

    • @keinlieb3818
      @keinlieb3818 2 года назад +102

      @@ExtremeSquared politics and religion has always been ran like cults. I love when people say "such and such religion is a cult". Sorry to break it to everyone, but every religion is a cult.

  • @Zaque-TV
    @Zaque-TV 7 месяцев назад +128

    Your wrap-up of this video is the most important part. The amount of corruption. The system does not really value human life or democracy or society.

    • @toeachitsown2050
      @toeachitsown2050 4 месяца назад +7

      My biggest issue with Islam and the Middle East. But let's blame Israel

    • @notreal5513
      @notreal5513 4 месяца назад

      Democracy is fake

    • @slowlearner46
      @slowlearner46 3 месяца назад +4

      ​@@toeachitsown2050They are both to blame

    • @subq2484
      @subq2484 3 месяца назад

      We don’t care about democracy

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 3 месяца назад

      ​@@toeachitsown2050It's both

  • @vedritmathias9193
    @vedritmathias9193 2 года назад +1717

    The "Gender sensitivity" book gave me a good laugh. Like the Taliban are gonna bother with that.

    • @downbytheriver501
      @downbytheriver501 2 года назад

      It was a good way for the corrupt elite to hide $784,000,000 dollars tho.

    • @yewtewbstew547
      @yewtewbstew547 2 года назад +224

      Their idea of "gender sensitivity" is abstaining from marital rape on Sundays lol.

    • @فهميكتاني
      @فهميكتاني 2 года назад +116

      @Normal RUclips channel carry on
      In majority of Islamic world we don't use toilet paper but use water lol.

    • @Gloverfield
      @Gloverfield 2 года назад +84

      Honestly usa should stop bothering with that too, its making them weaker LMAO

    • @oualidbdf
      @oualidbdf 2 года назад +13

      @@فهميكتاني Both brother

  • @bloodletterable
    @bloodletterable 2 года назад +661

    That graveyard is 3000 miles from England and is better kept than 90% of the ones back here.

    • @snowflakemelter1172
      @snowflakemelter1172 2 года назад +7

      You made that up though.

    • @SpicyTake
      @SpicyTake 2 года назад +65

      Of of the tenets of Islam is to respect the traditions of Christians and Jews

    • @SpicyTake
      @SpicyTake 2 года назад +3

      one of*

    • @CreamCobblerFiend
      @CreamCobblerFiend 2 года назад +49

      ​@@SpicyTake History demonstrates otherwise

    • @SpicyTake
      @SpicyTake 2 года назад +1

      @@CreamCobblerFiend Grow up chud. We are talking about this graveyard

  • @Ascariedeus
    @Ascariedeus Год назад +4524

    A common joke from around here:
    Reporter: So, why did you invade Iraq?
    President: 'cause they might have mass destruction weapons.
    Reporter: Why did you not invade Russia then?
    President: 'cause they actually have.

    • @TheSMR1969
      @TheSMR1969 Год назад +38

      It was north Korea not Russia

    • @Tampafan33
      @Tampafan33 Год назад

      I’m sorry my government staged a terrorist attack to try to steal your oil. Hopefully we the American people can overthrow it. We still have our weapons so were trying

    • @HEAVYDRAGON72
      @HEAVYDRAGON72 Год назад +46

      At one point Saddam had the fourth largest army in the world. he was in the top five for the largest stockpile of chemical and biological weapons. Where did all the weapons go?

    • @TheSMR1969
      @TheSMR1969 Год назад +134

      @@HEAVYDRAGON72 biggest doesn't mean much, north Korea has one of the largest, doesn't mean much when the bulk of your air force is 2nd gen fighters and old IFVs, artillery, tanks and so on, which Saddam's was.

    • @winytheknight6846
      @winytheknight6846 Год назад +4

      he knew bro

  • @robw7676
    @robw7676 3 месяца назад +14

    "We then realised we had joined the parade"
    Takbir! Takbir! Allahu Ackbar!
    When in Rome...

  • @RAVEN_SPRING_
    @RAVEN_SPRING_ 2 года назад +1991

    I love that there’s still restaurants and other establishments with people that just want to make delicious food for others. Such an honest living. And the game store owner excited over explaining his experiences there.

    • @joebenson528
      @joebenson528 2 года назад

      The Taliban are not good people but they are not mindless terrorists like ISIS either. In their minds they were defending their country against foreign NATO invaders, which no one can argue is the truth. With the back in power it's not surprising that they are maintaining what was leftover by the western invaders (including me 2 deployments Us Marines). Ironically the security is tighter than what NATO provided. We couldn't even secure Kabul, since the pull out attacks on the city are down 70%. ISIS-K are the true terrorists we should have been fighting. Sad thing is the CIA created them to keep the Taliban disorganized during what was planned to be a hard rebuild for them. We sanctioned them so badly that they cannot even get food in to feed children (after we burned the poppy fields adjacent to farmland).

    • @RAVEN_SPRING_
      @RAVEN_SPRING_ 2 года назад +89

      @GsaUce Rug god fucking damnit

    • @someone_7233
      @someone_7233 2 года назад +70

      Yeah like they are not normal people who have resturants and businesses?????

    • @mrmawster9786
      @mrmawster9786 2 года назад +7

      @GsaUce Rug WHYYY

    • @nicholaspreston9586
      @nicholaspreston9586 2 года назад

      Why are you people salivating over gaming systems? You do know that the Taliban exterminate gays and cover up women's faces, according to Sharia Law, right?

  • @1970swimmer
    @1970swimmer 2 года назад +1582

    I was in Afghanistan on tour in 2007. The people are very kind, and sadly depending on where you go, some had no idea why we and others were there, while others hated us (I don’t blame them, we were on there land) this video was well done, and it’s the closest I’ll ever get to being back there.

    • @keyboardmouse7699
      @keyboardmouse7699 2 года назад +158

      I saw a video on RUclips a while ago where U.S soldiers interviewed Afghan villagers. They were shown pictures of the burning towers and asked if they knew what it was. None of them knew and some guessed it might've been Kabul. When the villagers were asked if they knew what country the U.S. soldiers were from, they replied Soviet.

    • @SteveN-ws4vu
      @SteveN-ws4vu 2 года назад +86

      I was there in 2012. Even in the birth place of the taliban you find very kind and welcoming locals. They want their children to be educated. Something the taliban fears.

    • @jagoman85
      @jagoman85 2 года назад +73

      It wasn't a "tour", it was an invasion.

    • @jagoman85
      @jagoman85 2 года назад

      @@SteveN-ws4vu What do you mean "even". And of course the Taliban want the children of Afghanistan to be educated. Seriously I don't understand where you get such perspectives, except through western propoganda.

    • @drewinsur7321
      @drewinsur7321 2 года назад

      @@keyboardmouse7699 i saw that video too mane, its insane how information has this 'fog of war' to a extreme with those who are too old or too far away from technology. In that video only the young guys knew that it was new york, but some didnt even knew why that had something to do with the American presence in their territory. Heavily brainwashed just like us in the west do not the real geo-political reasons behind all that mess.

  • @wholesome193
    @wholesome193 10 месяцев назад +1105

    This is the type of video you'd expect from VICE back when they were actually good, I love it

    • @wilson1799
      @wilson1799 9 месяцев назад +26

      100%; Such a shame the road that VICE took

    • @wholesome193
      @wholesome193 9 месяцев назад +43

      @@wilson1799 I'll never forget their North Korea stuff they did back in the late 2000s. Those videos still hold up today. Can't believe how far VICE fell since then.

    • @joeraymond6649
      @joeraymond6649 9 месяцев назад +16

      R u out of your mind.. this was a boring pointless documentary.. he's is taliban controlled Afghan and he goes Thur thrash eats candy shows coffee mugs.. he had one part that was kinda interesting. When he interviewed the taliban.. other than that there was no intelligent insight or story ..

    • @BenDover-qg3lj
      @BenDover-qg3lj 9 месяцев назад

      bro documented him playing bideo games LOL@@joeraymond6649

    • @Krypto137
      @Krypto137 8 месяцев назад +67

      @@joeraymond6649 There's value in showing the daily and mundane of a country, ESPECIALLY a country that's anything but mundane. We all know about the horrible things that happens in Afghanistan, it's literally common knowledge, showing another side of it, a normal side (as normal as it is possible under the circumstances) humanizes the Afghans much more than yet another sad UNICEF commercial.

  • @CYCLONE4499
    @CYCLONE4499 6 месяцев назад +50

    As an American our biggest mistake was not helping Afghanistan recover from the soviet invasion and letting the vacuum be filled by people filled with hate and bitterness over decades of war. The US had a perfect opportunity to supply funds for reconstruction like schools and government.

    • @casul-4891
      @casul-4891 3 месяца назад +1

      US can't even solve their own problems, why US need to deals with another country's problems?

    • @Camouflage2770
      @Camouflage2770 3 месяца назад +3

      They did that but they got bombed because they were seen as an American monument. So they stopped .

    • @colin4tor781
      @colin4tor781 3 месяца назад +7

      We we could have left the hornets nest alone and saved ourselves the trouble.

    • @DouglasdV-x9l
      @DouglasdV-x9l 3 месяца назад +1

      It would be pretty much what it is now....

    • @deus_vult_1099
      @deus_vult_1099 3 месяца назад

      Give them more money lol

  • @bartsimpson7037
    @bartsimpson7037 2 года назад +623

    Well finally, a story on Afghanistan from a reliable source.
    Thank-you Callum...

    • @giiysutsputs
      @giiysutsputs 2 года назад

      Everyone would report the same. It's a shit hole country with a bunch of terrorist running the place.

    • @Hungrydawgsrunfaster
      @Hungrydawgsrunfaster 2 года назад +18

      Except the part about treating women like animals they don’t let you film that

    • @snakeinthegrak8969
      @snakeinthegrak8969 2 года назад +11

      Yeah... It's kind of like North Korea. They will let you show the world what they want it to see. Tim Kennedy has some footage of the fall of Kabul airport that might make you think differently.

    • @Fza9
      @Fza9 2 года назад +25

      @@Hungrydawgsrunfaster No one treats Women as Animals. Even if someone did, you people are stuck on the topic "What is a Woman". Next thing you and people like you will object is countries like UAE And Qatar don't use the Pronoun "She/They" for a Man and "He/They" for a Woman...

    • @Bazzemboi
      @Bazzemboi 2 года назад

      @@Hungrydawgsrunfaster by st0n1ng r@p1st5?

  • @drew25music
    @drew25music Год назад +895

    It's nice to see you're safe and enjoying your travels, President Zelenskyy.

  • @Slow_Biden
    @Slow_Biden 2 года назад +542

    Callum is absolutely based for doing this, glad he returned home safe.

    • @burtlangoustine1
      @burtlangoustine1 2 года назад +16

      Another word from the fking Urban Dictionary...'based' We have over 14,000 words and yet you go with that? Please dont help them rewrite English. Dont allow the sabotage.

    • @Slow_Biden
      @Slow_Biden 2 года назад +60

      @@burtlangoustine1 Yeah, you clearly aren't based.

    • @burtlangoustine1
      @burtlangoustine1 2 года назад +13

      @@Slow_Biden I'm based in the UK. Sorry, are we speaking English yet?

    • @Slow_Biden
      @Slow_Biden 2 года назад +21

      @@burtlangoustine1 Yes we're clearly speaking the same language, don't get your knickers in a twist. You need some tea and crumpets lad, you're getting so heated over a meme word that even Callum uses on the regular. You sound like a buzzkill at parties. 😂

    • @TheCaptainSlappy
      @TheCaptainSlappy 2 года назад +3

      I am surprised, since he is obviously there for propaganda reasons...but they probably rightfully considered him too stupid to be a real threat, and the comments section of this video proves that out.

  • @hugodesrosiers-plaisance3156
    @hugodesrosiers-plaisance3156 7 месяцев назад +18

    Holy heck dudes I was NOT ready to laugh that much watching a video about Afghanistan. That was seriously insane. And also very well made and informative. Seriously outstanding work!

  • @charlesfortrsqueminor2120
    @charlesfortrsqueminor2120 2 года назад +854

    You guys have been incredibly fortunate. This is almost like an alternative tourist guide

    • @alaljarensi6990
      @alaljarensi6990 2 года назад +141

      Rule #1 always insult the locals, especially extremists with guns.
      Rule #2 openly carry expensive gear in public.
      Rule #3. don't tell support staff or family where you're going, when leaving the country, hotel or area.
      Rule #4 ignore the customs, and act like you own the place.

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 2 года назад +79

      @@alaljarensi6990 The Sigma Tourist Guide

    • @thewildcard600
      @thewildcard600 2 года назад +40

      @@alaljarensi6990 the American way

    • @casematecardinal
      @casematecardinal 2 года назад +28

      @@thewildcard600 the chinease way. As far as I've seen, Americans tend to wear the cheapest crap when in other countries. Myself included

    • @notaname1750
      @notaname1750 2 года назад +16

      @@casematecardinal
      Hey I am chinese and that is Extremely hurtful and accurate asf!

  • @keithbradbury2051
    @keithbradbury2051 2 года назад +1202

    Callum’s anxiety levels must have been sky high by the look of that constant frown on his forehead. Respect, I would never dare risk a visit to Afghanistan for any reason. Even a recent trip to Birmingham had me on edge. A fantastic piece of journalism worthy of an award.

    • @ElBach1y
      @ElBach1y 2 года назад +175

      the average Brummie is scarier than Taliban

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 2 года назад +185

      Afghanistan, Birmingham, what's the difference? :P

    • @ArnoldsKtm
      @ArnoldsKtm 2 года назад +22

      My man should get sunglasses to remedy that. From the first clip outside you can see it's because of the sun.

    • @stuartclarke3171
      @stuartclarke3171 2 года назад +57

      @@LordVader1094 It's warmer in Afghanistan.

    • @kevinmahaley4916
      @kevinmahaley4916 2 года назад

      @@ElBach1y I'm sure you've fought in many tours

  • @Filipe8019
    @Filipe8019 2 года назад +1090

    Why can't worldwide professional TV channels make such good journalism as these boys? Well done!

    • @GrahamWhatmough
      @GrahamWhatmough 2 года назад

      Because they're all state funded so have strong biases or are outright propaganda

    • @manusa6
      @manusa6 2 года назад +16

      They should host a series of travelling into the worlds most dangerous countries with the top gear formula

    • @jamesanakin
      @jamesanakin 2 года назад +43

      @@manusa6 so.....Top Gear?

    • @dustywarren827
      @dustywarren827 2 года назад +101

      Professional Tv Channel are propaganda channels

    • @jus_sanguinis
      @jus_sanguinis 2 года назад +15

      Btw first time since 1970s there is no war in Afghanistan.

  • @Qulize
    @Qulize 3 месяца назад +34

    Didn't expect that the Afghan to have fond memories of the Brits. The exact opposite of what they think of the Americans. That's interesting....

    • @robw7676
      @robw7676 3 месяца назад +1

      There's a video on RUclips somewhere of a US tank crew during the occupation of Iraq who "caught" some locals "stealing" pallets for firewood. They had a couple of pallets strapped to the roof of a well maintained old Japanese car. So... the Americans drove their tank over the car to punish them for "looting". The owner was a taxi driver, they took away his livelihood after plunging his country into chaos to the point where he was out scavenging wood.
      The rank and file of the American military are utter chuds with no empathy or compassion.
      The British have a tradition of a small but highly professional standing army. The British army pride themselves on professionalism and simply don't behave like that.
      Many Afghans and Iraqis have a much higher opinion of the Brits than the yanks accordingly.
      The great American WW2 General George Paton noted that the Germans regarded only the British & Commonwealth forces as their equal in combat. The Germans stated that the US Army was reluctant to sieze the initiative and preferred to sit back in dug in positions pounding away with artillery and armour and calling in air support rather than assaulting, advancing, or out-flanking the enemy. Paton put this squarely down to the quality of junior officers. The American elite avoid serving at all. The smart middle class people who end up serving largely avoid the frontline. Europe has a martial culture that places value on honour/bravery in frontline service. The Americans have elected multiple Vietnam draft dodgers (Clinton, Bush, Trump) as President. The hereditary monarchy of Britain has frontline combat vets in the last 3 generations (Philip WW2, Andrew Falklands, Harry Afghanistan)

    • @AaA_10779
      @AaA_10779 3 месяца назад

      ​@@robw7676 Really? Do @ me if you find these videos. Seems interesting.

    • @hal0justcal865
      @hal0justcal865 3 месяца назад +1

      Our troops and people always treat locals professionally and with respect

    • @robw7676
      @robw7676 3 месяца назад

      @AaA_10779
      I cannot see my own comment for some reason, but I recall that I referred specifically to this incident:
      ruclips.net/video/QC8EfQmoQUo/видео.htmlsi=0T2kpCG_HNxNHPjE

  • @WayStedYou
    @WayStedYou 2 года назад +2076

    TFW you get a more calm and reasonable response from Taliban than the Tolerant Leftists in your previous video.

    • @bugsy742
      @bugsy742 2 года назад +121

      Good point mate!

    • @Yaheleven
      @Yaheleven 2 года назад +2

      Even Musliims are more tolerant than the leftiists

    • @vorynrosethorn903
      @vorynrosethorn903 2 года назад +172

      They are considerably more moral actors. Low bars and all that.

    • @ggggg3459
      @ggggg3459 2 года назад +2

      @@vorynrosethorn903 dude there is nothing more fake than the western and modernist society, full of plastics and fake speeches.

    • @julia_173
      @julia_173 2 года назад

      Obviously, there was no reason for him to get mad or anything, he fought through a terrible war, he spoke the truth which he believed in, he had nothing to fear, he had nothing to hide and at the interview on the day they celebrated victory, perhaps he was quite proud as well that his heroic deed along with the independence of his nation would be acknowledged by the world outside, unlike the parasitic leftists rallying under a banner of deceit to propagate lies.

  • @SimpleGunner
    @SimpleGunner 11 месяцев назад +733

    "we accidentally joined a Taliban parade" something he probably never expected to say.

    • @Dataraptor-v9l
      @Dataraptor-v9l 9 месяцев назад +31

      Hate when that happens

    • @jordant.teeterson3100
      @jordant.teeterson3100 8 месяцев назад +5

      The least colorful parade of all time.

    • @AugustasPalubinskas-v6x
      @AugustasPalubinskas-v6x 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@Dataraptor-v9l Yea man it happened to me yesterday😔😔

    • @studiomg3212
      @studiomg3212 6 месяцев назад +3

      He probably didnt expect to say alot of things in this vlog 🤣

  • @war.helmets9636
    @war.helmets9636 11 месяцев назад +882

    That German WW1 helmet was extremely rare. The model is known aa the M18 ECO (Ear Cut Out) and was meant to improve the hearing of the helmets user. The Germans only made around 100,000 of these helmets which is why these helmets are extremely rare and sought after.

    • @eco5312
      @eco5312 11 месяцев назад +6

      Cool :O

    • @mrdrebin123
      @mrdrebin123 11 месяцев назад +91

      Big chance it's a replica made, being stationed there myself picking up stuff from the local bazaar you could buy literally.. Anything.. Supposed wehrmacht helmets, Spartan armor, spartan helmets...Crusader helmets...Platecarriers.

    • @demonstructie
      @demonstructie 10 месяцев назад +18

      ​@@mrdrebin123do they actually try to make convincing and accurate copies of stuff as well? I'm far from an expert but I could probably point out a typical Khyber Pass replica blindfolded and with my hands tied behind my back

    • @candyman9635
      @candyman9635 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@mrdrebin123 What do you mean by Spartan armour ? The armour worn by greek spartans ?

    • @Joshua-Mark
      @Joshua-Mark 10 месяцев назад +54

      @@candyman9635 no hes talking about the masterchief

  • @johnoneill2508
    @johnoneill2508 7 месяцев назад +9

    Loved this, great work young man.

  • @briannewman532
    @briannewman532 2 года назад +1148

    I spent 5 years in Afghanistan as a US security contractor from 2015-2020, and this is absolutely fascinating to see. I spent the majority of my time in Jalalabad, but flew in and out of Kabul many times. A strange mix of emotions... I can honestly say I miss it. Thank you for sharing this.

    • @briannewman532
      @briannewman532 2 года назад +23

      @DXRK-VALORANT no, I worked for a private company subcontracted under the department of defense

    • @ha_ha-ha_ha
      @ha_ha-ha_ha 2 года назад

      Good, please never come back, we Muslims don’t want like you

    • @serpentines6356
      @serpentines6356 2 года назад +27

      @DXRK-VALORANT Many people went there who had nothing to do with the CIA.
      Had a roomie who was Afghani-American. Went over to work as a translator for the U.S. military. Lots of people went over there to set up all kinds of things in the major cities after the U.S., NATO went in.
      One American lady went back (her father had been stationed in Afghanistan during the sixties). because she had very fond memories growing up there, and started a scouting program, and school for girls, and boys.
      Afghanistan was quite a popular place to go during the hippie journeys to India.

    • @nashsdnashsd5161
      @nashsdnashsd5161 2 года назад

      @@ha_ha-ha_ha mate dont say that act like a proper muslim when talking for the entirety of Muslims

    • @ha_ha-ha_ha
      @ha_ha-ha_ha 2 года назад +5

      @@nashsdnashsd5161 he worked with USA when it was occupying Afghanistan.. Had he been a normal person who is against what USA did then yes he is welcome

  • @tylermorris84
    @tylermorris84 2 года назад +1383

    American Marine here, served in Helmand, AFG in 2009-2010. This was amazing man! I have the same outlook as the other soldiers/service members that you described, and I'm fascinated to see where Afghanistan has gone. Thanks for filling me in!

    • @mujahid-9630
      @mujahid-9630 2 года назад +47

      Hey man 😆 I’ve lived in Helmand for 3 years. I’m from the east of afg but lived there when I was a child in 2006-09

    • @tylermorris84
      @tylermorris84 2 года назад +58

      @@mujahid-9630 Do you know the Castle ruins at Taghaz? big hill right next to the Helmand river with stone remains at the top? that's where we were.

    • @bearzercher
      @bearzercher 2 года назад +1

      @@tylermorris84 the van boys are coming

    • @NicholasOrlick
      @NicholasOrlick 2 года назад

      Yeah I was sad for like a day and then I started to realize that western hubris clouded my reality. Absolutely no way we were just going to set up a western democracy for real. The Taliban taking over was essentially inevitable, it’s just happened a lot quicker than expected. And if I’m being honest, their views are more in line with the average afghan…

    • @tylermorris84
      @tylermorris84 2 года назад +39

      @@bearzercher Meaning the angry Taliban is going to come pick me up in their van to behead me elsewhere?
      That's not really how it went down in our area. I don't think they'd be bothered to fill up the tank on my behalf.

  • @JesusChrist2000BC
    @JesusChrist2000BC 2 года назад +1378

    Imagine being one the people who fought here for 20 years or lost friends and then just to see it go back to normal when you leave lol. The entire war was the biggest waste of time and life in history.

    • @HiBye-ec8ts
      @HiBye-ec8ts 2 года назад

      They were able to capture and kill so many high ranking terrorists who killed innocent people for the hell of it

    • @powerbadpowerbad
      @powerbadpowerbad 2 года назад +3

      AGREED.20 plus years of WASTE,plus wounded military vets returning to civilian life are treated like an annoyance by the va system.I'm speaking from experience.

    • @tailsprowerfan2729
      @tailsprowerfan2729 2 года назад

      That can’t happen because Americans are banned if a American goes there they would behaed you then eat your dead crops than chant death to the American people kill them all even the baby’s and children
      That’s the way of Islam

    • @northamerica5142
      @northamerica5142 2 года назад +160

      True that. That would probably be soul crushing, knowing that the legacy of your friend or your military career was just a waste

    • @larrydickman5936
      @larrydickman5936 Год назад +2

      It wasn't a waste for everyone, more a case of winners and loosers.
      George Bush's approval rating and defence contractors' profits all went through the roof. Hence, they were the winners.
      Afghan civilians and coalition soldiers paid the ultimate price, the loosers. Life goes on.

  • @Comical-Intellect
    @Comical-Intellect 6 месяцев назад +12

    This is great, I watched the whole thing, great to get an honest insight into such place without political agenda or propaganda, just a bloke visiting a place.
    Thank you for all the work, actually doing it, putting it together and sharing to us all.
    Ive learned a lot. ❤

  • @ShadowAkatora
    @ShadowAkatora 2 года назад +329

    Presumably Callum is now on some government watchlist.

    • @homeworld1765
      @homeworld1765 2 года назад +77

      MI6 is probably sitting outside the Lotus Eaters studio

    • @孫慧娟-u9c
      @孫慧娟-u9c 2 года назад +58

      If you follow Miles you'll know both of them were immediately put on a schengen no-fly list

    • @raminybhatti5740
      @raminybhatti5740 2 года назад +18

      @@homeworld1765 they've probably sneaked in a few employees onto the Lotus payroll. 😅

    • @brandonbeedle5278
      @brandonbeedle5278 2 года назад +79

      He’s probably on a watchlist not for going to Afghanistan, but because of mean words.

    • @josiahfugal5407
      @josiahfugal5407 2 года назад +5

      Several, most likely

  • @555pontifex
    @555pontifex 2 года назад +665

    This is better journalism than any of the mainstream media have come up with. God bless you.

    • @MisterHeroman
      @MisterHeroman 2 года назад

      Or late night talk shows. Or youtube podcasts. Or twitch streamers. How all of these managed to be dumber than fucking fox News blows my mind.

    • @3sc4p1sm
      @3sc4p1sm 2 года назад +11

      "Overthrew the republic" - he meant to say, biden gave them all the equiptment and left, not sure if thats journalism or nonsense.

    • @shaunpaulwallace
      @shaunpaulwallace 2 года назад

      Seconded 👍🏻

    • @TechnoMinarchist
      @TechnoMinarchist 2 года назад +1

      @@3sc4p1sm Which was followed by a quick but decisive conflict. Ergo, overthrew.

    • @johnwayne7673
      @johnwayne7673 2 года назад

      my journelasm is much way better

  • @ChristopherLee-2024
    @ChristopherLee-2024 Год назад +1292

    The two fallen soldiers that passed away in 2015 (36:44) died in an accidental helicopter crash at HQRS. I was deployed to Kabul and actually carried 3 people from the crash site to medical, and from medical, to the LZ to have them air lifted out. 5 people died from the result of that crash, including 2 American Airmen. Thank you for posting this video and allowing their memories to continue. Without videos like these no one would know these memorials exist.

    • @H_Malik_RL
      @H_Malik_RL Год назад +48

      A bit higher up on that plaque is Flight Lieutenant Chauhan who went to my school. Even now every year on armistice day he’s remembered with a lowering of the flag to half mast by the school cadet unit during the remembrance ceremony

    • @FahadFSA
      @FahadFSA Год назад +37

      then don't invade next time

    • @TheDirtysouthfan
      @TheDirtysouthfan Год назад +13

      I'm from Bulgaria and I like walking around and discovering monuments. In my home city of Varna, I was walking around when I came across a memorial that was in French. I was so confused at first, and it turned out to be a memorial to French Marines who died while stationed in Varna during the Crimean War (in route to the front against Russia, the French Marines stayed in Varna where many died from Cholera). This is interesting because it memorialized soldiers, fighting for our former overlords, against a country which we had traditionally positive feelings towards, as our liberation was one of their aspirations, something they achieved 25 years later, in order to keep us under their thumb. So, a very awkward monument to say the least. What made it really weird is that, unlike other monuments to fallen soldiers and countries, this one was in the middle of nowhere for the city. most of them are in a park called the Sea Gardens (Primorski Gradini, or Morskata Gradina as the locals call it) and you have memorials for Ukrainian soldiers during WWII and so on. It is the most popular part of the city and they bring in a lot of attention. This memorial for French Marines was in the North West part of the city in the middle of a suburb with expensive houses where people mostly drive anyway, it's just randomly there, so it's not like anyone is noticing it.
      I looked into it, and apparently it used to be in the southern suburb of Asparuhovo, a pretty popular part of the city, but was moved up to the less popular area in the northern part of the city. My guess is that they want to get rid of the monument due to its history, but they risk needlessly pissing off France who holds a lot of political and economic sway. Not that the French are aware of the monument, more that if it's discovered a monument to French soldiers was destroyed, then the French would pay attention and think that Bulgarians hated them. So to play it safe, they just hid the monument out of view. Again, just my hunch.

    • @paulmilner8452
      @paulmilner8452 Год назад

      @@FahadFSA stop invading the uk too by moving here we are the naughty west as you say, in that case dont live or work here

    • @uncleangie9597
      @uncleangie9597 Год назад

      @@FahadFSAYes the OP started the invasion…shameful

  • @Lol_Pig
    @Lol_Pig 3 месяца назад +11

    Miles clearly put all his attribute points in Luck and Charisma

  • @MichaelDabish
    @MichaelDabish 2 года назад +807

    I'm an American about your age. I went to Baghdad in 2019 for tourism(spring break) with my father whos from Baghdad. I wanted to make a video with the same format as yours but didn't have the balls. Everything you experienced and described gave me vivid flashbacks from my experience. One major difference is I think Iraq is more liberal than Afghanistan which is an incredible thing to comprehend.

    • @greenbrickbox3392
      @greenbrickbox3392 2 года назад +107

      Not that hard to comprehend since Iraq is significantly more developed and urbanized than Afghanistan is and Baathist Iraq was secular while Afghanistan's government was dominated by Mujahideen warlords then the Taliban prior to invasion.

    • @greenbrickbox3392
      @greenbrickbox3392 2 года назад +36

      @Nuaym Umair don't know what else to call them after they did their civil war after the Soviets left and were so unpopular that the Taliban rose up twice to defeat them

    • @samuraihookerslayer
      @samuraihookerslayer 2 года назад +3

      A little is an understatement

    • @TheTeodorsoldierabvb
      @TheTeodorsoldierabvb 2 года назад

      It's not more liberal, it's just your disgusting country managed to colonize it.

    • @Travel_Maven
      @Travel_Maven 2 года назад +5

      I visited Iraq 2021 as a tourist. I'm a black woman. It was amazing.

  • @rjc0234
    @rjc0234 Год назад +1252

    Afghanistan has an abundance of office chairs. I knew someone who was there 12 years ago. He asked another soldier to go to the local market to get some food, and something to make a makeshift paddling pool from. the guy came back with 2 office chairs because "they were free"

    • @GreasyHorror
      @GreasyHorror Год назад

      that'll happen when you start murdering intellectuals

    • @jonathanl8970
      @jonathanl8970 Год назад +89

      they found the air force offices!

    • @fuckingpippaman
      @fuckingpippaman Год назад +22

      shit dog office chairs are freaking expensive

    • @EternalVirgin
      @EternalVirgin Год назад +27

      Reasons why I brought two office chairs when I was told to get some food
      1. We need to sit when eating
      2. The chairs are right there

    • @parkmallbaby
      @parkmallbaby Год назад +1

      @@jonathanl8970 Tactical office chairs!

  • @alexisdetocqueville9964
    @alexisdetocqueville9964 2 года назад +1071

    As an American, that Taliban commander at the parade was speaking facts. Our invasion really was a "historic shame with no other accomplishments", and Afghanistan truly is the graveyard of empires.

    • @M.Đ-z4u
      @M.Đ-z4u 2 года назад +40

      I am not American but i dont know why America was there!

    • @nsbd90now
      @nsbd90now 2 года назад +13

      Appropriate username.

    • @Bruh-qp1gn
      @Bruh-qp1gn 2 года назад +71

      @@M.Đ-z4u it was for the politicians

    • @omensoffate
      @omensoffate 2 года назад +34

      “As an American” lol

    • @Rootiga
      @Rootiga 2 года назад

      @@M.Đ-z4u For the same reason the 86% of the federal US budget is spent on social security, income security, medicaid, and every other form of welfare. To fulfill their end of the bribes they took through lobbying.

  • @dawuid1491
    @dawuid1491 6 месяцев назад +35

    3:43 that's not propaganda, that's a post of "Welcome to Chinatown" which was literally written in English, with some advertisments for some Chinese companies that's doing transportation and constructution located there. There's also project management and hotel chain on it

    • @adambrande
      @adambrande 5 месяцев назад +4

      There's a video about that. I think the Chinese hotel went bankrupt since ISIS kept blowing it up and another Chinese businessman also went bankrupt due to the lack of Chinese moving to afghan.

  • @Millennial_Republic
    @Millennial_Republic 2 года назад +337

    As an American citizen who served in Afghanistan in the US Army I agree with the veterans perspective you talked about at the end.

    • @zminc.8496
      @zminc.8496 2 года назад +1

      Veterans that came to kill innocent childeren deserve hellfire

  • @luc2527
    @luc2527 2 года назад +416

    Fun fact about that WW1 German helmet you found, it's worth over *4000 pounds!* It's a very rare configuration that the Germans made late into WW1.
    I don't know for much it was being sold but I bet you could have made a profit haha

    • @johnmoss4624
      @johnmoss4624 2 года назад +30

      that was my first thought. would have bought that in a heartbeat.

    • @luc2527
      @luc2527 2 года назад +77

      @@johnmoss4624 Even ignoring the value I would love to have such a rare piece in my collection for a cheap price.

    • @jazzfeline5970
      @jazzfeline5970 2 года назад +33

      Thank you helmet man

    • @DarkWolff.
      @DarkWolff. 2 года назад +3

      Yeah. That indeed was a rare find and would've brought a pretty penny .

    • @luc2527
      @luc2527 2 года назад +8

      @@jazzfeline5970 No problem Monke Person ✌️

  • @aleksandrkerenski4229
    @aleksandrkerenski4229 4 месяца назад +11

    Great music choice. Really underscores the surrealism. 👌

  • @sophialove-qe1ro
    @sophialove-qe1ro Год назад +508

    Thanks for showing us the streets of Birmingham much appreciated x

    • @simonh6371
      @simonh6371 Год назад +1

      Was it Alum Rock or Aston?

    • @skycloud4802
      @skycloud4802 10 месяцев назад +1

      Including the sewage on the streets.

    • @infinitesimotel
      @infinitesimotel 10 месяцев назад +6

      It is depressingly sad to see such a comment in any context.

    • @toyotauris
      @toyotauris 10 месяцев назад +3

      best comment

    • @bldontmatter5319
      @bldontmatter5319 10 месяцев назад

      Reality is sad. Britain is now the middle east! ​@@infinitesimotel

  • @abrahamicreligionsbowbefor3585
    @abrahamicreligionsbowbefor3585 2 года назад +174

    They can get a PS5 in Taliban?!? I can't even get one

    • @ArgentWolf95
      @ArgentWolf95 2 года назад +77

      Gamers more oppressed than the Taliban!

    • @GastNdorf
      @GastNdorf 2 года назад +3

      I guess it’s closer from China/Japan where they are produced…

    • @chudchadanstud
      @chudchadanstud 2 года назад

      @@GastNdorf Yup. Sony has an easier time exporting to Afghanistan than to the UK. Must be Brexit's fault.

    • @vitigaymer1053
      @vitigaymer1053 2 года назад +31

      I want to head to Afghanistan to pick up a PS5...and a couple of M4's

    • @yesmybagel2751
      @yesmybagel2751 2 года назад +22

      @@vitigaymer1053 all of them sums a total of 15 bucks

  • @wiecek13
    @wiecek13 2 года назад +300

    This feels more like a good Vice documentary than anything Vice has made in over a decade

    • @torba23
      @torba23 2 года назад +9

      idk man, Hamiliton's Pharmacopeia is verry good

    • @dubscheckum8246
      @dubscheckum8246 2 года назад

      @@torba23 if you're a millennial with 10 brain cells left

    • @PiousMoltar
      @PiousMoltar 2 года назад +8

      I did see a good one about the Russia / Ukraine situation, before the war. I was shocked, knowing what kind of absolute crap they often spew out these days.

    • @graytoby1
      @graytoby1 2 года назад +21

      Back before vice went woke as shit

    • @elessal
      @elessal 2 года назад +2

      like when tim pool used to work for them

  • @ostrowulf
    @ostrowulf 2 месяца назад +5

    Canadian infantry vetern who did two tours in Afghanistan here. I do hope one day I hope it is safe enough there to visit, as I would like to see the country again, while not being a combatant. The coruption was impressive when I was there, I am still in contact with interputers who have some brutal tales of the coruption and there was also a police station I remember where they were Dari speakers posted in a Pashtun area, and then proceeded not to get paid for months. As they had no money and could not speak to the locals, they used their guns to rob them rather than starve.
    Your comments about food there I found matched my experience. There were a few times I got to eat local food, not at a resteraunt, but on occasions like when visiting some local workers our government were paying to build stuff. I found it quite good, and even back then the folks were quite poor, but I never saw a statving Afghan. I remember telling people that the locals often had very little, but they did have food.
    As for heat, our thermometer topped out at 60°C, so it was hotter than that one summer. It was brutal hot, especially in military clothes with armour and kit.

    • @ostrowulf
      @ostrowulf 2 месяца назад

      Oh, and a side note: Canadian bayonet has that exact same wire cutter set up.

    • @Britannica1
      @Britannica1  2 месяца назад +1

      Always wondered, in such tempratures can you even really engage in meaningful combat?
      Would assume both sides are just going to be unable to do much until nightfall.

    • @ostrowulf
      @ostrowulf 2 месяца назад +2

      @@Britannica1 Well, yes and no. Ever heard that only mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun? I used comment that Canadians should be included in that. Often they would not fight us durring the day, but their IEDs still worked just as well. Also, I say ussually. First firefight I was in was June around noon, so plenty hot and they put in a more dedicated resistance than the normal shoot and scoot tactics. I did joke around with some ANP guys about how much gear we wore, because it deffinately made it rough in the heat, and I had a few friends that needed aid due to heat injuries, but less than I honestly expected. Also fun that our LAV IIIs (armoured personnel carries we used) had a tendancy to have the A/C stop working. Hanging out in a large metal box in the sun is a great weight loss program.

    • @Britannica1
      @Britannica1  2 месяца назад +1

      @@ostrowulf Honestly just impressed they had AC lmao.
      All Anglos are certainly Englishmen.

    • @ostrowulf
      @ostrowulf 2 месяца назад +1

      @@Britannica1 I mean, in my particular case, my dad was born in England, and I got citizenship via that. But we also have Quebecois etc. on patrols who may preffer not being called Englishmen.

  • @Huy-G-Le
    @Huy-G-Le 2 года назад +451

    "Guard show Infidel their cute dog."
    "He tried to bites Infidel."
    BASED.

    • @yankychannels
      @yankychannels 2 года назад +20

      He’s well trained

    • @batchagaloopytv5816
      @batchagaloopytv5816 2 года назад

      bites not bits 🙄

    • @ulau
      @ulau 2 года назад +7

      @KanashiiFX it is hard to explain, you can have dog to guard your properties but you cant touch the dog without glove, dog is considered unclean and cant be in your house.
      If you have to touch the dog (without glove or direct skin contact) for whatever reason, you have to clean seven time with water and the last one with clay/dirt.
      It is different kind of haram.

    • @temkin9298
      @temkin9298 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@ulau Better than being ill from disease. But why 7 times?
      Also, how touching something is haram? Isn't it for prayer appearing in front of god clean and also for everyone's health?

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un Год назад +1776

    As the Supreme Leader, I can confirm this is a certified DPRK-pop moment. The fact you recognized just how glorious our musicians are by including Pochonbo Electronic Ensemble songs as the background music warms our hearts and shows that you have taste. For those wanna know, the songs are Envy Us at 0:24, The Shines Over My Country at 13:48, Cuckoo at 41:58, and My Dear Friend at 56:00. Why Envy Us? Because no matter how much people hate us, deep down inside, they love us. That's why they keep talking about us. They just don't want to admit it. We don't envy anybody because we appreciate what we have.
    And it says a lot about the Islamic Rep. government when the president decided to skedaddle with a stash of cash rather than stay. At least the last South Vietnamese leader Dương Văn Minh stayed and ordered a peaceful surrender, which is why the Hanoi government spared him and let him live in his villa as long as he didn't participate in politics. He ended up being allowed to move to France and finally settled in the US in Pasadena.

    • @lenny7228
      @lenny7228 Год назад +14

      Nice!

    • @hermanthetosser4219
      @hermanthetosser4219 Год назад +19

      what magic music... no idea where i can find that version of that song at 41:58 ... i found a simular version titled song for ploughing though

    • @anims1414
      @anims1414 Год назад

      @@hermanthetosser4219 ruclips.net/video/sKj7DlfzMtI/видео.html

    • @useyourmind1900
      @useyourmind1900 Год назад +38

      I’m honored our supreme BOSS. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @arc5015
      @arc5015 Год назад +9

      Absolute legend, was after Envy Us lol, thank you.

  • @itchykami
    @itchykami 2 года назад +1424

    I can't help but notice the Afghani people treating you far better than far left protesters on the street.

    • @MiaogisTeas
      @MiaogisTeas 2 года назад +570

      It's because Afghani people have suffered actual real hardships and violence in their lives, not just imagined

    • @sgtmuffinbadger6147
      @sgtmuffinbadger6147 2 года назад +102

      @@MiaogisTeas fact man

    • @wallingnaga6563
      @wallingnaga6563 2 года назад +47

      @@MiaogisTeas true

    • @primozimo3041
      @primozimo3041 2 года назад +35

      @@MiaogisTeas here here I second that motion

    • @Seasniffer69
      @Seasniffer69 2 года назад

      He's British for one. 100% guarantee if his passport said USA he would have been kidnapped.

  • @tselinsky6452
    @tselinsky6452 5 месяцев назад +7

    Thank you for doing some REAL reporting!

  • @blahdedah1334
    @blahdedah1334 2 года назад +624

    Callum... this video ended, and all of a sudden, I was back at my house.
    This was one of the most intriguing... AND MOST IMMERSIVE... journalistic records I've ever experienced in my ENTIRE 39 years.
    Thank you. From the bottom of my fucking heart... thank you. This video was absolutely amazing.
    You delivered EVERY SINGLE BIT of a journalist's job. No stone left unturned. You actually brought TO ME a world, half a world away.
    You have a fucking gift, dude... and so far, it's changed the lives of myself and the 3 people who watched this with me.
    Keep going.

    • @rexmoore1423
      @rexmoore1423 2 года назад +47

      Jeez dude you’re riding his Shmeckel hard in this one

    • @siwc
      @siwc 2 года назад +1

      Agreed. Continue with this MO of reportage.

    • @danielhann4439
      @danielhann4439 2 года назад +2

      Reporting....... Ok...

    • @moeezart835
      @moeezart835 2 года назад +5

      How did it change your life?

    • @justthatgirl-ct4jo
      @justthatgirl-ct4jo 2 года назад +5

      @@moeezart835 Yeah, that seems like a bit of an overstatement.

  • @maskedbadass6802
    @maskedbadass6802 2 года назад +4124

    Callum: *Calls very bland looking food "delicious"*
    Me: *Remembers he is British* "Yep, checks out*

    • @erenjeager5290
      @erenjeager5290 2 года назад +371

      Talib standing right behind him: “You will enjoy the food. This is a command”

    • @elora.2.x
      @elora.2.x 2 года назад +200

      our food isn't bland but your humor is... 🥱

    • @thedoopa3169
      @thedoopa3169 2 года назад +102

      Middle Eastern food is full of spices

    • @bluephoenixguy1094
      @bluephoenixguy1094 2 года назад +292

      @@elora.2.x Weeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaak
      Y'all put beans on toast and blood in pudding and call it *food*
      It ain't the blitz anymore. You don't have to eat like you've got planes flying overhead.

    • @gunsharck
      @gunsharck 2 года назад

      @@bluephoenixguy1094 Its not literally pudding. Enjoy 9/11

  • @craigrussell3062
    @craigrussell3062 Год назад +891

    Just a reminder: when America "sent a trillion dollars to Afghanistan", what that mostly means is we gave a trillion dollars to American defense contractors and weapons manufacturers. That's why there are piles of unused military equipment everywhere: the main point was never to do anything but send money to these industries. What all that crap is for is beside the point. If we paid them to build equipment to dump directly in the ocean it would be a vast improvement in our foreign policy.

    • @rajababy2009
      @rajababy2009 Год назад +20

      you got it right dude

    • @blueberrywilbur315
      @blueberrywilbur315 Год назад +73

      Funny we never try dropping food or homes on people it would cost 1/100 of what we do currently 💯

    • @rohan7969
      @rohan7969 Год назад

      And now its in the hands of the Taliban and ISIS.

    • @reed6514
      @reed6514 Год назад +74

      ​@@blueberrywilbur315might be nice if we did that in our own country too.

    • @blueberrywilbur315
      @blueberrywilbur315 Год назад +16

      @@reed6514 Shit right you would think it has to be less expensive than the alternatives

  • @9gagerofl
    @9gagerofl 5 месяцев назад +9

    american military member here, that first beef stew MRE pull is legendary! should have eaten that one!! its one of the best MREs available! lol

    • @gabrielc7861
      @gabrielc7861 2 месяца назад

      mres are just irl loot boxes

  • @cameronjames3499
    @cameronjames3499 2 года назад +258

    29:18 I dont know why but Im laughing uncontrollably that Americans gamers were going as far to contact a Kabul game store to have a chance of getting a PS5.

    • @Shockguey
      @Shockguey 2 года назад +21

      My local GameStop was instructed to ONLY sell them in bundles.
      I have to buy either a Sportsball pack or Horizon Zero Dawn 2 pack.

    • @totalrko
      @totalrko 2 года назад +10

      @@Shockguey Sportsball pack sounds good. Horizon not so much

    • @winstonsmithsoul
      @winstonsmithsoul 2 года назад +71

      Afghanistan has all the latest gear, PS5, howitzers, black hawk helicopters, usual stuff.

    • @Br1cht
      @Br1cht 2 года назад +12

      Consoomers will Consoom...

    • @umiluv
      @umiluv 2 года назад +8

      Why anyone would still be into gaming on consoles is beyond me. PC and Switch is pretty much all you need. Plus, who has time to game? So much shit to do.

  • @samdimov
    @samdimov Год назад +1060

    I was in Afghanistan with the U.S. Army in 2019 and went through the base where those riot shields were. Pretty surreal to see some familiar sights that have since changed a lot. Thanks for sharing.

    • @wesleyclark2844
      @wesleyclark2844 Год назад +62

      Thank you for your service

    • @Tylnorton
      @Tylnorton Год назад +20

      Thanks for your service man.

    • @knightofbakingroom2606
      @knightofbakingroom2606 Год назад +54

      Thanks for leaving afganistan, taliban fought hard and they earned it

    • @m.moonsie
      @m.moonsie Год назад +57

      @@wesleyclark2844 Why are you thanking him? WTF?? Imagine thanking the invaders. Talibans are the local people of Afghanistan -- I hope you know that.

    • @bpop2148
      @bpop2148 Год назад +24

      @@m.moonsie He was drafted and was just doing his role as a soldier, no need to put blame on him.

  • @xXrandomryzeXx
    @xXrandomryzeXx 2 года назад +738

    I'm seriously starting to believe that Miles is having more and more fun with the taliban. He seems to not be scared, wears a head band with the taliban flag when interacting with them. Absolute Chad.

    • @juampisito
      @juampisito 2 года назад +248

      @Sahir Damani friendly if you are a man that is xd

    • @jerk5959
      @jerk5959 2 года назад +180

      When in Rome... Just treat the Afghans like they want to treated and I guess they'll leave you alone.

    • @tdoran616
      @tdoran616 2 года назад +30

      Miles of Afghanistan

    • @asd3601
      @asd3601 2 года назад

      Taliban can be reasoned with and just want you to follow their law, ISIS will just murder you

    • @skp8748
      @skp8748 2 года назад

      @Sahir Damani ISIS is dogmatic and the problem with dogma is it draws unstable people. That's why such a large portion of ISIS were foreigners.

  • @nathanielreichert4638
    @nathanielreichert4638 3 месяца назад +4

    The shopping trip to the black market was hilarious. Glad to see you can get hello kitty shirts and firearms easily.

  • @ShoRyuBarbie
    @ShoRyuBarbie 2 года назад +552

    This is the weirdest honeymoon ever.

    • @michaelsorensen7567
      @michaelsorensen7567 2 года назад +22

      Including Bernie's in Soviet Russia?

    • @theeccentrictripper3863
      @theeccentrictripper3863 2 года назад

      @@michaelsorensen7567 What was weird about that? You're a socialist, you just got married and you're not interested in death camps, vintage cars, or mass starvation, there's really only one place left.

    • @FazeParticles
      @FazeParticles 2 года назад +4

      @@michaelsorensen7567 this was far more based TBH.

  • @chadbrooks80
    @chadbrooks80 2 года назад +688

    That guy said the only thing (The Americans) achieved was a historic shame with no other accomplishments. Considering we were there over 20 years and the Taliban quickly took over as soon as we left, this is pretty accurate.

    • @abdul-rehmanshah1916
      @abdul-rehmanshah1916 2 года назад +47

      Don't understand your point. you invade d their country and cry when nothing goes your way.

    • @splintercell5551
      @splintercell5551 2 года назад +8

      Fought for 20 years to kick the out, but they still took it at the end

    • @silentstorm718
      @silentstorm718 2 года назад

      @@abdul-rehmanshah1916 We Americans are not crying for nothing going our way. We made strides in that country but did not realize how corrupt many of the people are. The biggest losers are the good people of Afghanistan who have to live under barbaric Islamic law. It's a shame not for the US but for those who call themselves Muslims.

    • @bungersinyourarea
      @bungersinyourarea 2 года назад +47

      @@abdul-rehmanshah1916 it's not like I made the president go fight a war in the boonies before I was born

    • @vinnieg6161
      @vinnieg6161 2 года назад +39

      @@abdul-rehmanshah1916 that country doesn't belong to the Taliban mate, they might have control of it but only trough fear and brutality.

  • @Robert-hc4uk
    @Robert-hc4uk 10 месяцев назад +951

    Taliban: is that all you got NATO? You'll never destroy us
    NATO: Bring in the influencers

    • @AndriyValdensius-wi8gw
      @AndriyValdensius-wi8gw 8 месяцев назад +14

      With some serious product placement. That'll teach them.😂😅

    • @Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman
      @Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman 7 месяцев назад +2

      Hmmm, maybe you could influence them to be kpop ppl

    • @nerosvieira
      @nerosvieira 7 месяцев назад +8

      funny that NATO actually fundraised Taliban with a extra special guest: Ronald Reagan

    • @flattire4243
      @flattire4243 6 месяцев назад

      Tiktokers😂😂😂

    • @usmarine2100
      @usmarine2100 6 месяцев назад +11

      ill say this the taliban are hands down shit fighters we wiped the floor with them for 20 years but my god they ae the world champions of hide and seek they hid from us for 20 years only to come out when we leave the game

  • @xXRedTheDragonXx
    @xXRedTheDragonXx 2 года назад +1219

    This and that older VICE documentary on North Korea are some of the most interesting pieces of journalism ever. Showing what actually happens on the ground through a "day-in-the-life" style seems to be something entirely overlooked by a lot of journalists, and I think the fact that you told everything day by day in a sort of vlog style is just amazing, because the story tells itself. You didn't go in with an idea of what story you wanted to tell, but yet it still turned out amazing. I think the big takeaway from this video like other's have said is just that life goes on. We see in the news about all these terrible things happening in other countries, so when something like this comes around and totally shakes up your world view, it's memorable. Great video.

    • @juhokuusisto9339
      @juhokuusisto9339 2 года назад +50

      Those older Vice documentaries are the best.

    • @sandercohen9712
      @sandercohen9712 Год назад +37

      Meh still wasn't that amazed. It's Kabul, a heavily westernized city and they simply painted it over, with the Western infrastructure still largely intact. It would have been more interesting (and daring) if he, say, went down the countryisde or some of the poorer and war-torn areas of the country.

    • @ayyget
      @ayyget Год назад

      Best explanation, great job.

    • @therealrobrub
      @therealrobrub Год назад +2

      MVGA.

    • @gazwit1603
      @gazwit1603 Год назад +1

      Vice come on man

  • @shadown5757
    @shadown5757 2 года назад +480

    “Discover Pakistan”……….”kaboom” that sign combination on the same line was hilarious 🤣🤣

    • @juampisito
      @juampisito 2 года назад +51

      I don't know if people from Pakistan have really dark humor or that it was not intentional xd

    • @Paqcar
      @Paqcar 2 года назад +22

      @@juampisito Lmao, I’m 99% sure it was unintentional

    • @abu-omaral-bakr392
      @abu-omaral-bakr392 2 года назад +11

      Pakistan is the most beautiful country on Earth

    • @natsu7352
      @natsu7352 2 года назад +22

      @@abu-omaral-bakr392 kaboom!
      jk

    • @wonderingmystic1096
      @wonderingmystic1096 2 года назад +13

      Just as hilarious as USA claiming to be a nation of peace yet starting more wars in last 30 years then Pakistan has done in its entire life.

  • @lifeoflennie2443
    @lifeoflennie2443 2 года назад +941

    Watching Amy Shumer in Kabul and understanding "The Taliban's view on women" is probably the best thing I've seen this year 🤣

    • @Mark-zg4ky
      @Mark-zg4ky 2 года назад +16

      Hahahaha 😂

    • @popeyethepirate5473
      @popeyethepirate5473 2 года назад +4

      I was like you went to Afghanistan just watch Amy Schumer? And then he made the joke and I understood...

  • @tomwinterfishing9065
    @tomwinterfishing9065 Месяц назад +1

    This is what real journalists used to do all the time, as their job. Good on you. You’ve got bigger balls than I.

  • @filled_soda
    @filled_soda Год назад +1275

    Callum's genuinely terrified face while being driven around. Gold.

    • @upsidedown6096
      @upsidedown6096 Год назад +34

      Never thought I would find someone with the same profile as me

    • @ourcreeper1018
      @ourcreeper1018 Год назад +19

      roof korean duo

    • @filled_soda
      @filled_soda Год назад +16

      @@upsidedown6096 BASED

    • @DuramaterOZ
      @DuramaterOZ Год назад +3

      21:10 He looked terrified for a different reason.

  • @ShellCasings
    @ShellCasings 2 года назад +447

    This is the most genuine travel video I've ever seen. No embellishments, nothing but reality. Kudos.

    • @CrazyGaming-ig6qq
      @CrazyGaming-ig6qq Год назад +6

      It's more like a tourists view, not the actual state of the country. But the title does literally mention "tourism" so I dont know why people think this is some kind of reality representing Afghanistan and what goes on there now.

    • @MrPeercraft
      @MrPeercraft Год назад +2

      @@CrazyGaming-ig6qq Yeah, i was about to complain as well. This is all nice and dandy, until you are one of the minorities being oppressed. Then the Taliban Convoy in front of your house is more like a death threat then a celebration. For my taste, they could have put the taliban a bit more into context, but i realize that they were there as tourists and didnt want to get in trouble.

    • @Xaveriusajh
      @Xaveriusajh Год назад

      ​@@CrazyGaming-ig6qq why not try to visit there

    • @CrazyGaming-ig6qq
      @CrazyGaming-ig6qq Год назад

      No thank you. But you go ahead if you like.

    • @silverfang1158
      @silverfang1158 Месяц назад

      A tourist site review. Nothing new they always show things like this but ignore the problems at hand. Just like china

  • @MemestiffGaming
    @MemestiffGaming 2 года назад +391

    It's kind of surreal to see all those names on the wall in the cemetery, because in many ways, it truly shows how many people were affected by the war in Afghanistan. It's mind blowing to see how many names were there, you don't realize sometimes how many people died in the conflict that was 1000's of miles away.

    • @AverageWagie2024
      @AverageWagie2024 2 года назад +12

      I recognise alot of the names there. At least it hasnt been destroyed.

    • @ayyget
      @ayyget Год назад +6

      @@AverageWagie2024 who's it? Did you recognize any of your friend in that cemetery?

    • @ayyget
      @ayyget Год назад +2

      Best explanation, truly magnificent.

  • @devigardian2
    @devigardian2 8 месяцев назад +6

    I went to Brussels last year and had my phone pickpocketed, I thought I went outta my depth going somewhere foreign.
    Then there's this guy...

  • @Viperspider1
    @Viperspider1 Год назад +1499

    Miles is a reckless fool, but I'm glad you had a good time and got home safe.

    • @LarryJ602
      @LarryJ602 Год назад +243

      Seriously
      Miles is like the guy we all know is just oblivious to everything, not that smart, not that talented, but fails upwards.

    • @Twemply
      @Twemply Год назад +183

      he didnt, he is missing right now, this aint a joke.

    • @SinfullyHera
      @SinfullyHera Год назад

      @@TwemplyIt is a joke, I can’t believe people are so dumb lmao

    • @stemes2860
      @stemes2860 Год назад +37

      @@Twemply He's dead

    • @licensetoshred
      @licensetoshred Год назад +48

      @@Twemply holy shit ya aint joking

  • @thehomiehandler2435
    @thehomiehandler2435 2 года назад +708

    Going to Afghanistan as a tourist... Huh. I've been to Afghanistan. I was deployed there for 9 months and spent most of that time in Jalalabad. I saw so much but all of it was under constant stress and by the time I left, I like everyone else was just sick of the place and never wanted to see it again.
    But you know, watching your video is kind of surreal. To think that both you and I experiened very different things in the exact same place.
    Really puts things into perspective. It would be nice to rethink some things.

    • @meatiest1989
      @meatiest1989 2 года назад +35

      I was born in Jalalabad haahha

    • @ohioisastate8574
      @ohioisastate8574 2 года назад

      Rethink zionest wars of aggression. Rethink the inside job

    • @poonplugdoonbug
      @poonplugdoonbug 2 года назад

      Goes to show your point of view was skewed by evil us government officials that think there better than everyone

    • @Gamer-zq5eb
      @Gamer-zq5eb 2 года назад +163

      Difference was you were an invader, he was a guest. Afghans are very hospitable and friendly to people who don’t fight them.

    • @meatiest1989
      @meatiest1989 2 года назад +30

      @@Gamer-zq5eb true bro

  • @mghegotagun
    @mghegotagun Год назад +2351

    As an American, it sucks to know servicemen died, and money burned for an international embarrassment.
    At the same time, I feel sorry for Afganistan itself for basically being every other superpower's playground of geopolitics for decades.
    In addition, it's sort of humbling to see people who actually believe in what they're fighting for. Lord knows I haven't felt that way about any American war for decades.

    • @river-t4y
      @river-t4y Год назад +234

      Afghanistan was literally our Vietnam 2.0! Everyone was asking "why are we still there?" long after we domed Osama back 2011. Every year we spent there after that was a pure waste of American lives and $$$ cash. We extended the invasion for nothing. There was nothing to be gained. 10 years later we finally pulled out of there and instead of it being a win for democracy in 2011, it became an embarrassing loss just like Vietnam.

    • @gsst6389
      @gsst6389 Год назад +18

      Bruhhh this is exactly like far cry 4!! So crazy

    • @Mster_J
      @Mster_J Год назад

      @@river-t4yAmericans stayed to keep political stability. Especially after Osama was killed. As soon as the Americans pulled out, it went to shit again

    • @Northanteus
      @Northanteus Год назад

      @@river-t4y Did the criminal politicians in the US lose lives? Nope. Did the criminal elite politicians in US lose their money? Nope. They wasted the people's lives and the people's tax dollars, and the people's 85+ billion dollars worth of military equipment when they pulled out. No one's holding the criminal elite accountable, so they will do it again. Just wait. 🤷‍♂️

    • @squirrelattackspidy
      @squirrelattackspidy Год назад +24

      Move there and enjoy your new freedom.

  • @johlarson
    @johlarson Месяц назад +2

    The problem with saying your're there for tourism is that a) it sounds like a cover for some sort of intelligence work, but b) only a really idiotic intelligence agent would actually claim to be a tourist, and c) actual CIA/MI6/FSB guys are usually pretty clever. So people just end up confused.

  • @jimhalpert0
    @jimhalpert0 2 года назад +528

    Correction: Although Muslims are not allowed to keep dogs in their homes (unless it's a security dog and for security reasons) we are not to be hurtful towards them. Animal cruelty is prohibited. The Caliph Umar during his Caliphate said that even if a stray dog under my rule is starving, I will be severely questioned for that. That's not the exact quote but just something along the lines. And it's not a metaphor either. We are to treat animals like we'd want ourselves to be treated.

    • @georgewashington3393
      @georgewashington3393 2 года назад +24

      Lol yup keep trying to explain us BS...do you know what normal people do? Take care of animals.

    • @georgewashington3393
      @georgewashington3393 2 года назад

      Apparently Jim didn't grow up on a farm in the middle of winter. You are an animal too, I'd let the dogs in and leave you freezing in the barn👌

    • @kevinkirby4305
      @kevinkirby4305 2 года назад

      @@georgewashington3393 exactly, Muslims are normal people

    • @roteschwert
      @roteschwert 2 года назад +25

      Well, people do the opposite of what their scripture says, so it doesn't really matter

    • @m7mdisenm866
      @m7mdisenm866 2 года назад +66

      @@georgewashington3393 and we are meant to take care of animals that's literally what he's saying, but your name says it all George Washington.