forcing a medieval serf to eat flavor blasted goldfish
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- Опубликовано: 24 июл 2023
- my headcannon (cannon?) is that time travelers are going back in time to see what happens when you give people of long the ago modern consumer products and media, and its not for science or anything they just think it's funny
flavor blasted goldfish are actually not very good
side effects may include: rebirth, infinite death loops, time travel, and jaundice
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i like to think that in real life you're either really chill or everyone is terrified of you
It’s both which is somehow worse
i think itd be both
@@masonrawls6436 Patrick Bateman be like.
Those are not mutually exclusive
Anybody who has messed up thoughts like these,
-and has the patience to even develop the skills/creativity to recreate them has to be extremely chill IRL.
Imagine force feeding a medieval serf warheads
It has been years since I've seen a WARHEADS Sour Candy
They would funking explode or there insides would melt
"Er poisons of dark magics!"
i just shoved a nuke up a medieval serf
Shh, don't give him any ideas!
I like how the headcannon implies that time travellers aren’t subjecting us to unimaginable horrors for funniness already
I mean yeah if you can time travel both ways freely you can undo anything by just telling yourself the result
@@hmroid6884 just checked and turns out you can’t, the spiders don’t allow it
@@mervelloyd7439 those tyrants
@@mervelloyd7439what did the beetles say
@@joshualam9746 I think they offered to help, that or they wanted me over for dinner beetle syntax is confusing
Promiscuous fish~ 🎹
Wherever you are 🎹🎹
I'm all alone
Bleeding out on the floor
🐟:
Promiscuous koi
A sacrifice looms
I'm in your room
It's time to consume
Promiscuous serf 🎹
You're teeeasing me 🎹🎹
I'll hunt you down
And make certain you feed
From this hellish koi
Bloody windpipe breaks
And my soul you will take
As we explode into flakes
🎷 💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽
you instantly turned that song into a psychodelic porn crumpets song lmao
Coy little fish
We're making it out of the Dark Ages with this one 🔥🔥🔥🔥
It's true, kids: Pepperidge Farms' Flavor-Blasted™ Goldfish are better than drugs.
Remember that time you slaughtered a man and his family over processed food?
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
I'm liking this primarily for your use of the colon and comma.
So good that they Force you to have the urge to rip off Your own face👍
Seeing a man tear his face off to the Clarence theme is some trauma i will never recover from
yeah the horrifying imagery combined with the innocent Clarence theme song is truly traumatizing😨
Funkytown
My doctor told me to stop watching these videos because it induces my schizophrenia but you’re so dam talented at showing a glimpse of what it feels like
@@CosmicShinola It’s different for everyone with the condition. I’m partially blind, deaf, can’t feel much and I absolutely can’t taste shit but my brain is constantly shooting information to my head I can’t describe. When I’m home alone it’s like being on a rollercoaster. I’ll be at work and freak out on something that’s not there and my coworkers just look at me weird. It’s a constant hell for me because it’s hard to make friends. I live alone and at nights I see stuff like this video, but it’s not even close.
@@-DRIP Do you think writing (or some other creative outlet) might help? That has helped me with my mental struggles.
@@volancydogsbro dont be so rude
@@sonnyobrien Was I being rude? I'm not going to get into all kinds of specifics, but I can relate to him. I'm just saying writing has really helped me with my issues.
@@volancydogs sorry my schizophrenia was playing up
The snack that forces you to smile despite the intense painful happiness you feel directly after consumption.
You are literally describing crack
Finally a constructive use of a time machine.
This reminds me of that time I went back in time and fed a caveman some sour gummy worms. He flipped out lol.
I would love to see my ancestor backflip 😀
He threw himself off a cliff.
lol I remember there being a circle and a triangle there too for some reason
And that caveman's name was Jesus Christ.
He didn't die, he just ascended beyond humanity. He ascended to Goldfish.
If we evolved from the sea creatures,
Does that not mean he _descended?_
Agent 47 chasing a medieval serf through a jungle shouldn't be as funny of a concept as it is
still can't tell if this is a GOOD or a BAD reaction tbh
that man ripped his own skin off
That's the good shit
Yes
@cliffroot2446 yeah but that happend in his mind
He's probably just laying on the ground rn
It was a big reaction
100% what a bad trip feels like
LMFAOO
bro you did not have to slap tf out of me with nostalgia with the Clarence intro theme
Degenerate
I'd say flavor wasn't the only thing blasted onto those goldfish.
the symbol shaped candies that where laced:
that goldfish had to have been more than just flavor blasted
The Clarence theme music fits this perfectly 👌
every new video is somehow simultaneously the worst and best thing i have ever seen
The snack that smiles back 😃
Goldfish!
plot twist: after the time travelers give the peasant the goldfish, he spontaneously combusts, and they believe that it is over. then suddenly, the time traveler who fed the goldfish to the peasant starts disappearing. it turns out that they killed their great x 27 grandparent, and destroyed their bloodline.
Holy shit, its just flavor blasted goldfish, not LSD
This video causes me to feel a sort of dread that no one else has been able to recreate
This is great, medieval serf experience is quickly becoming one of my favorite video genres
I''m sure hell be fine hes just tired
Also I love clarence
im glad im not the only one who recognized the Clarence theme song there
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Love the headcannon. Maybe make one of them have to watch one of your videos to spook them even more. Keep up the great work.
Imagine feeding him a concoction of 50 toxic wastes, Mountain Dew and monster.
That would do some serious crap to a modern person who is well adapted to those things, the medivel serf would probably just implode into a black hole or something
@@skittersspider1704 he would give the cameraman a horrific look of realization and just pop into a ball of mush.
THE CLARENCE THEME SONG 💀💀
Imagine forcing a medieval serf to experience the Halle Berry Catwoman
i should not be watching these at 2 am before i go to bed but here i am
I think the taste was a little too intense for him.
I like how all the audio in every video you post sounds like it's being played in a room near you and underwater
"The snack that smiles back! Goldfish!"
The screen at a bowling alley when you get a strike
Somehow, you captured an acid trip in 3-D essence. Fucking legend.
this is your best one yet broski
This is just a normal 90s commercial.
WHY DOES THIS FEEL SO COMPRESSED, IT FEELS UNCOMFORTABLY ON MY EARS
The funniest pranks of 2017 😂😂😂😂
So this is what the community post was about
OH MY GOD IS THAT THE CLARENCE THEME SONG???
I can tell he likes it
Pepperridge Farm, hire this man.
You already know its gonna get f**ked up when the Clarence theme song of all things starts to play
Considering yhr lack of spices at that time the serf is probably dead now
Man, this played out almost exactly like my first (and only) Salvia trip, especially the wavy bubbling hands.
These sent chills down my spine
What a winderful day i hope a time travaler doesnt feed me
You will consume the nutrient brick and you will like it.
@@maximus4765
Good heavens! The oddly-mannered chap is forcing nutrients down my esophagus!
Why is agent 47 force feeding this man food?
This is totally me after eating flavour blasted goldfish!!! 😋😋
Dude this reminds me of a dream I had a while ago where I had this big ass pimple below my eye.
Back then I would pop it with a pin so I did that, but no sebum came out but instead it felt as if I had removed a plug. I then slowly peeled back my skin to create a hole and what I could see was blood flesh and a dark abyss. There was no muscle or skull, just a long gaping gory void of shadows. I quickly closed it up by pinching it as I was horrified of whatever was underneath my skin.
Outstanding video btw, I absolutely love your content your one of my fav animators on the platform
get help bro
This is what my dreams looked like everyday
I eeh... this might be the most terrifying from you I've seen yet.
Ah yes.
Horrors beyond his comprehension.
(claps in merriment) now make him do the One Chip Challenge!
Pepperidge Farm has been going wild with their ads lately.
I can relate on a spiritual level
lets see him eat flavor blasted goldfish while listening to promiscuous
one of the recommended videos after this is "mickeys descent into madness" and i can relate as i have just found this channel
didnt expect to hear the clarence theme sonng!
"So you're saying that fucking Goldfish got you this high?"
Back with the good stuff Huh
How does this video so accuarately represent what it feels like when I'm overstimulated?
I have been slightly disturbed. Good job.
When you force your little brother and kid to eat there vegetables.
He had one helluva trip.
I like the Clarence theme song is playing in the back ground.
Video idea:
10 George Washington statues wearing party hats all drive a forklift through 25 pedestrians and into the wall of a Wal-Mart
The snack that smiles back 😵💫
I showed this to my friend and he got 16 seconds in before going into a catatonic state
So *this* is how Agent 47 is killing folks nowadays..
Was NOT expecting to hear the clarence theme song in this video but here we are
A snack that smiles back
Please make more mideaval serf videos I love them so much
Of all things I was not expecting to hear an edited version of the Clarence intro in this video
Holy shit this is literally the description of the last Video featuring the medieval serf
"What in perdition is this over seasoned bread crumbs? Oh, my lord it burns!"
Was not expecting the Clarence intro
I adore this so much
the scene in ratatouille when he is describing flavors he can taste
dude that stuff blasted with something else
CLARENCE GOES HARD
is that CROPPA in the background!? Rock and stone!
I feel like if I was competent with 3D modeling I would make shit like this. Thank you for showing your mind to the world, it means a lot.
buddy couldnt take that extra flavor
Good use of the clarence intro 💀🔥
This is definitely one of the weirder ones...though you could say that about any video lol
these shrrooms are doing a good jobn
Just another tuesday in some random parallel universe
Clarence theme, good choice
lmao the broken as clarence playing
I’m really liking this serf character, what wacky adventure will he get up to next?
Honestly this has to be one of the most astonishing and uncanny videos I’ve seen on RUclips 💀
Imagine if you forced a medieval serf to listen to excision, drink monster, and eat sour patch kids.
Give that boy a monster energy drink
Sent this to my Mom, hope she enjoys this 😃
Gonna send this serf to the Cruelty Squad dimension
Flavor blasted goldfish?! are you sure they weren't acid blasted goldfish??!!
0:11 How it feels to overdose on flavor blasted goldfish: